▶  Kazuma Satou Explosions, explosions, la la la!  
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▶  Megumin Explosions, explosions, la la la!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Explosions, explosions, la la la!  
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▶  Megumin Explosions, explosions, la la la!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Explosions, explosions, la la la!  
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▶  Megumin Explosions, explosions, la la la!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Despite still being a suspect,   
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▶  Megumin Explosion!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou On rainy days...  
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▶  Megumin ...losion!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou And on snowy days...  
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▶  Megumin ...sion!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Even on peaceful afternoons!  
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▶  Megumin ...n!  
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▶  Megumin What do you think of this lovely rainbow?  
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▶  Megumin I give it 120 points!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou What am I even doing?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou I can't keep this up!  
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▶  EXTRA  : KNSB!  
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▶  EXTRA  : Episode 3 Peace for the Master of This Labyrinth!  
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▶  EXTRA  : The food is great!  
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▶  EXTRA  : And this booze is the best!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Tomorrow we're going to a dungeon.  
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▶  Megumin No.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou We are.  
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▶  Megumin No, no way!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou We are! We are!  
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▶  Megumin I mean, I'm practically   
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▶  Megumin I can't use explosion magic,  
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▶  Megumin which makes me an ordinary civilian!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Remember when you joined up with us,  
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▶  Kazuma Satou and you said you'd carry our bags,   
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▶  Aqua Hey, can't we wait until Darkness gets back?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Listen to me!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Right now, we've got as much   
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▶  Kazuma Satou If we don't do something,   
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▶  Aqua Even though I'm being paid more now   
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▶  Kazuma Satou How can you guys not understand this?!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Stupid!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Are you stupid?! Of course you are!  
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▶  Aqua Even though I've been selling   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Those side and part-time jobs  
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▶  Kazuma Satou are never going to bring us   
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▶  Aqua For beginners... Keele's Dungeon?  
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▶  Megumin Hasn't this place been   
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▶  Luna Well, the thing is...  
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▶  Luna Recently, a new passage was  
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▶  Luna so there was going to be a large-scale   
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▶  Kazuma Satou But I asked her to give us the first crack at it.  
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▶  Luna That being the case, the other   
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▶  Megumin I see... Then there might still be   
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▶  Aqua Treasure?!  
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▶  Dust What? Hey, are you guys talking about a score?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou It's a very serious matter.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou I don't want to drag you into it.  
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▶  Dust Hey, this expires tonight!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Make good use of it.  
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▶  Dust I've got it!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou We finally have a chance   
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▶  Kazuma Satou We can't afford to have anyone mess it up.  
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▶  Luna Anyway, there's no telling   
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▶  Luna so watch yourselves out there.  
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▶  Luna KONOSUBA...  
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▶  EXTRA  : Exploration Quest  
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▶  EXTRA  : Keele's Dungeon  
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▶  Aqua For a lowbie dungeon,   
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▶  Megumin Being this far from civilization,   
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▶  Kazuma Satou We're going underground, so you'd better not.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Seriously, don't.  
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▶  Megumin Long, long ago, this dungeon was created   
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▶  Megumin Why do you suppose he holed   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Beats me.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Must be hard to rest in peace when people   
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▶  Kazuma Satou All right...  
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▶  Kazuma Satou I'll head in first. You guys wait here.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou I've got the thief skills   
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▶  Kazuma Satou By using them, I can avoid enemies   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Then there's "Foresight."  
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▶  Kazuma Satou With it, I can navigate through   
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▶  Kazuma Satou All thanks to one of the few   
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▶  Kazuma Satou the ability to use skills from other classes.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou It's times like these when you need   
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▶  Aqua Hey, hey, are you seriously able to see?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Yes, I am.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Were you listening at all?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou You came in here with me, but you   
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▶  Aqua Have you forgotten who I am?  
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▶  Aqua This arch priest identity is just an alter-ego.  
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▶  Aqua Go on, say it.  
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▶  Aqua Megumin and Darkness might be   
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▶  Aqua Go on, state my real class.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Debt goddess?  
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▶  Aqua No! I'm a water goddess, remember?!  
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▶  Aqua In spite of everything, I'm still a goddess!  
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▶  Aqua I may have lost some of my powers   
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▶  Aqua but I still have a godlike   
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▶  Aqua I might not be omniscient, but a little   
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▶  Aqua Man, these really are all empty.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Perhaps she can actually see, but...  
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▶  Aqua Ow!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Who knows what trouble   
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▶  Aqua The thing with dungeons is that   
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▶  Aqua And they stalk the living by   
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▶  Aqua Which means that the Lurk skill isn't   
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▶  Aqua So I just have to go with you, don't I?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Oh?  
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▶  Aqua Treasure, treasure, la la la, treasure!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Seriously, I have an awful feeling about this!  
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▶  Megumin My power...  
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▶  Megumin My weapon...?  
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▶  Megumin My madness?  
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▶  Megumin Let my madness manifest!  
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▶  Megumin Explos—  
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▶  Kazuma Satou This is it...  
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▶  Aqua So this is where the unexplored   
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▶  Aqua Maybe it's littered with treasure!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou We're gonna be trouble if it's not.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou All right, come on.  
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▶  Aqua Hey, if my keen eyes aren't deceiving me,  
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▶  Aqua it looks very much like you're   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Well, for the record,  
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▶  Kazuma Satou I can see you pitifully freaking out   
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▶  Aqua Even in here, I can still run away,  
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▶  Aqua so if you detect any monsters, let me know.  
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▶  Aqua And don't think you can get away with   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Would you like to know what   
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▶  Kazuma Satou I'm considering how plausible it would be  
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▶  Kazuma Satou to ditch you down here in   
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▶  Aqua Oh, Kazuma, you're such a joker! Tee-hee!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Aqua, you dummy.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Haven't you known me long enough by   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Something's coming.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou My Enemy Detection is picking it up.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Shh.  
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▶  Aqua What? What is that?  
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▶  Aqua Are you showing me shadow puppets?  
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▶  Aqua Okay, put a light on!  
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▶  Aqua Forget your silly little   
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▶  Aqua I'll show you a perfect   
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▶  Kazuma Satou That's not it!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou That gesture meant "an enemy   
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▶  Kazuma Satou What the hell was that?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou I could see its shape with Foresight,   
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▶  Aqua That's a low-level demon called a gremlin.  
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▶  Aqua You sometimes get weak demons   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Wait, so you can actually see   
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▶  Aqua As well as I can in daylight.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou You said before that you'd   
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▶  Kazuma Satou when we were sleeping in the stables...  
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▶  Aqua I didn't see what.  
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▶  Aqua Once I heard you rustling around,   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Thank you for that, Aqua-sama.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Oh, it's just some adventurer's corpse.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou So someone else has made it this far before?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou I wonder what's up ahead.  
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▶  Aqua Kazuma, wait a second.  
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▶  Aqua Oh, lost soul who died with   
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▶  Aqua Go, rest in peace.  
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▶  Aqua That should do it.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Aqua, something's up with you today...  
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▶  Aqua Kazuma, I can't believe you went, "Phwah!"  
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▶  Aqua After playing tough and coming in   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Maybe I really should ditch her.  
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▶  Megumin Burst forth! Explosion!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Normally, this kind of thing   
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▶  Kazuma Satou keeping your eyes peeled for monsters,  
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▶  Kazuma Satou and mapping each room, one by one,   
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▶  Kazuma Satou What we're doing probably   
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▶  Kazuma Satou who take dungeon crawling seriously.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Nothing good...  
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▶  Aqua Hey, Kazuma.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Yes, Kazuma here.  
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▶  Aqua When you put it that way,   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Don't say that.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou I'm feeling kind of guilty about that myself.  
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▶  Aqua Hey, treasure! There's treasure!  
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▶  Aqua A treasure chest! We did it!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Hey, slow down!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Obvious treasure chests like that tend to be...  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Yeah, my Enemy Detection skill is going off.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou D-Disgusting!  
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▶  Aqua I remember the Guild people saying   
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▶  Aqua Some of them even  
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▶  Aqua pretend to be humans in order   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Monsters, too?! Talk about nasty!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou The struggle of natural selection   
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▶  Kazuma Satou This world really is a rough place.  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford S-Stop that!  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford Don't! You can't!  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford Trying to put me into something so shameful...  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford Curse you!  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford I'll kill you!  
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▶  Aqua Turn Undead!  
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▶  Aqua Souls that wander this dark, cold dungeon.  
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▶  Aqua You may rest in peace now.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Something's different about Aqua today!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou She looks like a goddess you could take   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Master!  
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▶  Aqua Turn Undead!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Master!  
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▶  Aqua Turn Undead!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Master!  
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▶  Aqua Turn Undead! Turn Undead! Turn Undead!   
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▶  Aqua Nature's Beauty!  
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▶  Aqua God Blow!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Man, you've been a huge help.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou I really would've been in   
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▶  Aqua Oh? Finally realizing how great I am?  
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▶  Aqua You can praise me even more, if you want.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou But doesn't this seem weird to you?  
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▶  Aqua What do you mean?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou There are so many undead around.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou No party could've made it through   
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▶  Aqua Wait.  
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▶  Aqua I can still smell undead in the area.  
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▶  Aqua Sniff, sniff... Sniff, sniff... Sniff, sniff....  
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▶  Aqua Sniff, sniff... Sniff, sniff...  
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▶  Aqua Sniff, sniff, sniff....  
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▶  Aqua Sniff, sniff, sniff....  
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▶  Aqua That's weird. I definitely smell something.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Hey, are you okay?  
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▶  Khiel Is there a priest among you?  
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▶  Khiel My name is Keele. I built this dungeon   
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▶  Khiel I am an evil wizard.  
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▶  EXTRA  : Great wizard Keele.  
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▶  EXTRA  : For your contributions to this kingdom,  
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▶  EXTRA  : you will be granted one wish.  
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▶  Khiel I have but one wish...  
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▶  Khiel For my beloved to no longer   
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▶  EXTRA  : You wretch!  
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▶  Khiel She was married off for   
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▶  Khiel But the king showed her no love,  
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▶  Khiel and she was treated poorly within the palace.  
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▶  Khiel That being the case...  
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▶  Khiel If he had no use for her,   
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▶  Khiel So I says that to him and run off with her!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou In other words, you're not an   
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▶  Khiel Rather, I was 
 one!  
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▶  Khiel And when I proposed,   
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▶  Khiel While we were eloping, I found myself   
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▶  Khiel Oh, those were glorious days.  
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▶  Khiel By the way, that's her right over there.  
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▶  Khiel Well? Doesn't she have the   
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▶  Kazuma Satou I'm not sure what to say.  
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▶  Khiel Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful!  
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▶  Aqua She managed to pass on in peace.  
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▶  Khiel That being the case,   
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▶  Kazuma Satou A favor?  
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▶  Khiel Yes.  
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▶  Khiel Would you purify me?  
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▶  Khiel The young lady is a priest with   
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▶  Kazuma Satou It seems that Keele was gravely   
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▶  Kazuma Satou and in order to keep her safe,  
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▶  Kazuma Satou he abandoned his humanity and became a lich.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou And in spite of myself, I thought   
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▶  Aqua Okay, everything's ready.  
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▶  Khiel I'm really grateful.  
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▶  Khiel Unfortunately, undead can't do anything   
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▶  Khiel While I was waiting to slowly decay,  
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▶  Khiel and was snapped out of my long slumber!  
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▶  Aqua Arch Wizard Keele, who forsook god's   
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▶  Aqua In the name of the goddess of water,   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Who in the world is this?  
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▶  Aqua When you awaken, you will   
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▶  Aqua with unnaturally large breasts, named Eris.  
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▶  Aqua If a difference in age doesn't matter to you,  
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▶  Aqua or the trappings of man and woman,  
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▶  Aqua and you'll accept whatever form it may take...  
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▶  Aqua Then ask for her help in   
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▶  Aqua I'm sure she'll make your wish come true.  
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▶  Khiel Thank you so much.  
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▶  Aqua Sacred Turn Undead.  
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▶  Khiel Dear wife, I'm coming soon.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Let's head back.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou With the treasure Keele gave us,   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Hey, Aqua.  
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▶  Aqua What's up?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou That guy said he woke up because   
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▶  Aqua Yep.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou We didn't run into all   
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▶  Kazuma Satou because of you, did we?  
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▶  Aqua I-I-I don't... think that's... the case...  
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▶  Kazuma Satou That reminds me, when the dullahan attacked,  
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▶  Kazuma Satou didn't his undead minions go after you?  
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▶  Aqua H-Hey, Kazuma...  
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▶  Aqua Why are you moving so far away?  
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▶  Aqua Shouldn't we stick together   
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▶  Aqua If you're trying to ditch me down here,  
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▶  Aqua that's not gonna happen!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Hey, let go!  
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▶  Aqua You can't make it back on your own  
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▶  Aqua without me to fight off the undead!  
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▶  Aqua Please don't leave me behind!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Then you really did draw those undead to us?!  
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▶  Aqua You can't leave me!   
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▶  Aqua Don't leave me alone!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Lurk...  
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▶  Aqua Wait!  
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▶  Aqua Hang on, Kazuma!  
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▶  Aqua Why are you only using Lurk on yourself?!  
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▶  Aqua You wouldn't really... Cut the cruel jokes!  
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▶  Aqua I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!   
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▶  Aqua I'm sorry, so use Lurk on me, too!  
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▶  Aqua I'm sorry, Kazuma!  
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▶  Aqua Please, Kazuma-sama!  
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▶  Aqua KONOSUBA!  
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▶  Megumin May I ask what happened?  
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▶  Aqua It was Kazuma!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Don't blame me! It's your fault   
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▶  Aqua Kazuma, he...  
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▶  Aqua It's not my fault!  
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▶  Aqua I was born divine and overflowing   
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▶  Aqua Or what are you saying?  
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▶  Aqua Am I supposed to lower my holy aura   
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▶  Aqua Think about how sad all the   
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▶  Aqua scattered throughout the world would feel!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou She doesn't even feel a bit guilty!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou You could learn a lesson about   
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▶  Aqua A shut-in NEET is telling a goddess   
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▶  EXTRA  : Keele's Dungeon  
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▶  EXTRA  : Today's Results  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Cheers!  
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▶  Aqua Cheers!  
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▶  Megumin Cheers!  
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▶  Megumin This proves chances are worth taking,   
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▶  Aqua And thanks to me, it was a huge success!  
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▶  Aqua We can divide up the spoils 9:1.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Idiot! All of this is going toward our debt!  
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▶  Aqua But we can at least order refills today, right?  
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▶  Aqua Excuse me! Keep the drinks coming!  
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▶  Megumin All I did was wait at the entrance,   
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▶  Megumin but thanks for—  
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▶  Kazuma Satou You're too young for that!  
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▶  Megumin That's no fair!  
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▶  Megumin Please let me drink some! Come on!  
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▶  Megumin A little bit couldn't hurt!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Nope!  
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▶  Aqua I can't handle these part-time   
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▶  Aqua Hup! Nature's Beauty!  
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▶  EXTRA  : There it is!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Miss, you really did us   
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▶  Kazuma Satou This is on me. Please enjoy.  
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▶  Luna Uh, thanks...  
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▶  Dust You're paying?!  
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▶  EXTRA  : Seriously?!  
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▶  Dust Hey, guys! Drinks are on Kazuma tonight!  
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▶  EXTRA  : You can bet on Kazuma! He always   
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▶  EXTRA  : That's Kazuma-san for you!  
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▶  EXTRA  : Kazuma! Kazuma! Kazuma!  
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▶  EXTRA  : Kazuma! Kazuma! Kazuma!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou All right! Everybody drink up!  
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▶  EXTRA  : Hey, Kazuma! Do that thing!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Well, since you asked!  
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▶  EXTRA  : Steal! Steal! Steal!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Steal!  
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▶  Chris Kazuma's paying for drinks?  
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▶  Chris No!  
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▶  Chris Give me back my panties!  
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▶  Dust Steal! Steal!  
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▶  EXTRA  : Stop it!  
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▶  Dust I can use Steal, too! Steal! Steal!  
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▶  Megumin Good grief...  
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▶  Yunyun M-Megumin!  
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▶  Yunyun Wh-What a coincidence, running into you here!  
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▶  Yunyun How lucky!  
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▶  Yunyun Today we'll duel with these!  
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▶  Megumin Very well! Challenge accepted!  
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▶  Dust Garter belt!  
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▶  Chris Give them back!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou This doesn't pay my debt, and I'm   
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▶  Kazuma Satou It's kinda fun!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou I actually feel like an adventurer!  
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▶  Aqua We're gonna drink 'til morning, people!  
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▶  EXTRA  : Yeah!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou What am I even doing?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou I can't keep this up!  
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▶  Megumin Roar, storms! Echo, thunder! Shake this world, and all be blown away!  
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▶  Megumin Roar, storms! Echo, thunder!  
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▶  Megumin Shake this world, and all be blown away!  
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▶  Megumin With one blast, no enemies remain.  
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▶  Megumin Flowers bloom, butterflies dance,  
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▶  Megumin Grandpa's rheu—  
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