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▶ Lina Inverse : Where monsters rampage, I'm there to take them down!	(0:00:02.29)
▶ Lina Inverse : Where treasure glitters, I'm there to claim it!	(0:00:05.29)
▶ Lina Inverse : Where an enemy rises to face me,\nvictory will be mine!	(0:00:08.43)
▶ Lina Inverse : Lina Inverse here again.	(0:01:38.49)
▶ Lina Inverse : Punisher of evil bandits and the appropriator of their treasure.	(0:01:40.82)
▶ Lina Inverse : Some guy named Zelgadis\nshowed up to deaI with me.	(0:01:44.32)
▶ Lina Inverse : Turns out he wants to resurrect\nthe Dark Lord Shabranigdo.	(0:01:47.49)
▶ Lina Inverse : After that, the great sage Rezo the Red Priest appeared...	(0:01:51.50)
▶ Lina Inverse : ... claiming to be Zelgadis's enemy.	(0:01:55.34)
▶ Lina Inverse : I just seem to keep\nrunning into weirdos...	(0:01:58.34)
▶ Lina Inverse : ... with Gourry here being\nthe first in the series.	(0:02:01.11)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : What do you mean, the first?!	(0:02:03.94)
▶ Lina Inverse : "DASH! Run for it! My Magic Doesn't Work?"	(0:02:05.95)
▶ Lina Inverse : Gourry!	(0:02:18.13)
▶ Lina Inverse : You really don't know\nanything about Shabranigdo?	(0:02:19.66)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Nope, not a thing.	(0:02:31.14)
▶ Lina Inverse : The legend of Shabranigdo is so famous...	(0:02:34.81)
▶ Lina Inverse : I thought everyone knew it,\nnot just wizards and priests.	(0:02:37.98)
▶ Lina Inverse : Okay, I'll start from the beginning.	(0:02:46.65)
▶ Lina Inverse : You think you can listen to me\nwhile I tell an old story?	(0:02:50.16)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Sure, sure.	(0:02:53.33)
▶ Lina Inverse : What's the point?	(0:02:55.16)
▶ Lina Inverse : I doubt he'll even understand it.	(0:02:56.66)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Go ahead.	(0:03:01.44)
▶ Lina Inverse : According to the legend,\nlong long ago...	(0:03:02.60)
▶ Lina Inverse : ...the world we live on was\nthrust onto a great staff.	(0:03:08.44)
▶ Lina Inverse : The world exists on top of it,\nsmooth and round, like...	(0:03:13.11)
▶ Lina Inverse : Take this egg on the end of my fork.	(0:03:22.46)
▶ Lina Inverse : Try and think of it like that.	(0:03:26.29)
▶ Lina Inverse : Around the edge of the world...	(0:03:33.30)
▶ Lina Inverse : ...two groups waged an ancient battle.	(0:03:35.30)
▶ Lina Inverse : One was the race of Monsters. The other, the race of Gods.	(0:03:46.65)
▶ Lina Inverse : Leading them were Shabranigdo,\nthe Dark Lord...	(0:03:50.82)
▶ Lina Inverse : ...and Ceiphied, the Dragon God.	(0:03:55.49)
▶ Lina Inverse : The war raged for hundreds,\nfor thousands of years.	(0:04:08.10)
▶ Lina Inverse : Finally, Ceiphied was able to break Shabranigdo into seven parts.	(0:04:11.84)
▶ Lina Inverse : And then he sealed them\nsomewhere on our world.	(0:04:16.61)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : So Ceiphied beat him?	(0:04:22.62)
▶ Lina Inverse : No, only imprisoned him.	(0:04:25.45)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : You said he was split into seven pieces!	(0:04:29.29)
▶ Lina Inverse : That doesn't matter to a monster.	(0:04:32.79)
▶ Lina Inverse : And although Ceiphied imprisoned him...	(0:04:36.96)
▶ Lina Inverse : ...it took all of his strength to do it.	(0:04:40.13)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Uh-huh...	(0:04:44.64)
▶ Lina Inverse : And then, a thousand years ago...	(0:04:45.81)
▶ Lina Inverse : One of the seven pieces\nof Shabranigdo was reborn.	(0:04:50.64)
▶ Lina Inverse : Although one piece\nremaining of Ceiphied...	(0:04:55.32)
▶ Lina Inverse : ...defeated him with the help\nof the Water Dragon King...	(0:04:58.99)
▶ Lina Inverse : ...his body was sealed\nin the earth.	(0:05:02.59)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : A meaningless battle...	(0:05:10.43)
▶ Lina Inverse : The power of these two\nbeings competes savagely.	(0:05:12.93)
▶ Lina Inverse : But the balance of peace\nin this world was broken.	(0:05:16.60)
▶ Lina Inverse : And so monsters began\nappearing in this world.	(0:05:21.44)
▶ Lina Inverse : You understand?	(0:05:27.61)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Not at all!	(0:05:29.78)
▶ Lina Inverse : Why am I not surprised?	(0:05:31.95)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : But I do understand that Shabra-\nwhatsis is the head bad guy.	(0:05:33.12)
▶ Lina Inverse : Well, understanding that is\npretty impressive for you.	(0:05:40.13)
▶ Lina Inverse : The Dark Lord Shabranigdo...	(0:05:45.80)
▶ Lina Inverse : I don't know the true\nextent of his power...	(0:05:47.80)
▶ Lina Inverse : But I'll bet anything he'll\nbe nothing but trouble.	(0:05:51.47)
▶ Lina Inverse : That's my sausage!	(0:05:58.48)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : You were just staring into space,	(0:06:01.25)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : so I thought you didn't want it.	(0:06:03.25)
▶ Lina Inverse : Well I did!	(0:06:05.59)
▶ Lina Inverse : Never steal somebody else's food!	(0:06:06.75)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Hey, I didn't take that many from you!	(0:06:09.26)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Cut it out!	(0:06:13.43)
▶ Lina Inverse : Just teaching you a lesson.	(0:06:15.93)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : You've always got an angle.	(0:06:18.26)
▶ Lina Inverse : Anyway, maybe the explanation\nwas a little to simple...	(0:06:25.44)
▶ Lina Inverse : ...but you do understand a bit\nabout the Shabranigdo legend?	(0:06:28.44)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Right.	(0:06:33.45)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : So that Zelga-whatsis guy\nwants to bring one of the...	(0:06:34.61)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Seven pieces of Shabranigdo\nback to life?	(0:06:39.45)
▶ Lina Inverse : Yeah, that's pretty much it.	(0:06:45.96)
▶ Lina Inverse : If we take what the man claiming\nto be Rezo said as the truth.	(0:06:48.29)
▶ Lina Inverse : Even if we still don't know if\nhe really was the Red Priest...	(0:06:56.64)
▶ Lina Inverse : ... he's someone to be reckoned with.	(0:07:01.07)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Come to think of it, you didn't\nseem to trust that Rezo guy.	(0:07:03.24)
▶ Lina Inverse : We don't have any proof\nthat he is the real Rezo.	(0:07:12.25)
▶ Lina Inverse : He could just be\ncalling himself Rezo.	(0:07:16.59)
▶ Lina Inverse : The guy's practically a legend.	(0:07:19.76)
▶ Lina Inverse : Somebody maybe\nimpersonating him.	(0:07:21.93)
▶ Lina Inverse : And nobody's heard\nfrom him in ten years.	(0:07:23.60)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : He could be one of Zelga-whatsis's men...	(0:07:27.27)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : ...sent to get in close to us.	(0:07:31.27)
▶ Lina Inverse : Exactly. Well,\nhe might be a fake...	(0:07:34.27)
▶ Lina Inverse : ...but he's not your run\nof the mill magic user.	(0:07:37.44)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Nothing but questions\nfrom these guys...	(0:07:39.95)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Wait! Does this mean\nyou can trust me?	(0:07:42.62)
▶ Lina Inverse : Maybe I don't trust you.	(0:07:44.78)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : - Damn these guys are nasty! - Just kidding.	(0:07:48.12)
▶ Lina Inverse : - Damn these guys are nasty! - Just kidding.	(0:07:48.12)
▶ Lina Inverse : I happen to be a pretty\ngood judge of character.	(0:07:50.79)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Thanks, Lina.	(0:07:54.96)
▶ Lina Inverse : I'm so used to him\ntreating me like a kid...	(0:07:57.96)
▶ Lina Inverse : ... I don't mind it anymore.	(0:08:01.57)
▶ Zolf : "You who sail the seas\nof the Astral Plane."	(0:08:05.41)
▶ Zolf : "Reveal these shadows to me."	(0:08:08.74)
▶ Zolf : It still doesn't work. What's wrong?!	(0:08:13.25)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : Well? Are you still getting\nno sign of the item?	(0:08:16.58)
▶ Zolf : Master Zelgadis!	(0:08:22.26)
▶ Zolf : Yes, milord. The crystal ball hasn't\nlocated it since last night.	(0:08:24.26)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : The girl couldn't have lost it\nbetween yesterday and today.	(0:08:30.26)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : Is something interfering with us?	(0:08:34.77)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : All right. Zolf! There's a slight chance.	(0:08:37.27)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : Try to check the crystal ball\nto find it one more time.	(0:08:40.44)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : We'll try bargaining\nwith her once more.	(0:08:44.44)
▶ Lina Inverse : I'm getting kinda bored just\nlooking at trees all the time.	(0:08:57.46)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Can't help you there.	(0:09:02.40)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : The best route to Atlas City\nis through these woods.	(0:09:04.23)
▶ Lina Inverse : Hey, Gourry.	(0:09:11.57)
▶ Lina Inverse : Remember how I said thought those guys\nlast night would attack us again?	(0:09:13.91)
▶ Lina Inverse : Look, I'm not going to have my powers\nfor the next couple of days...	(0:09:19.25)
▶ Lina Inverse : ...so I'm going to be sticking\nclose to you when we fight.	(0:09:24.42)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : You can't use your powers?	(0:09:29.59)
▶ Lina Inverse : Okay, look.	(0:09:31.93)
▶ Lina Inverse : "Source of all power..."	(0:09:36.60)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : The sky?	(0:09:44.77)
▶ Lina Inverse : See?	(0:09:51.11)
▶ Lina Inverse : You've completely lost your powers?	(0:09:52.28)
▶ Lina Inverse : I think I won't be able to cast anything...	(0:09:55.11)
▶ Lina Inverse : ...beyond a light spell for\nthe next two or three days.	(0:09:57.95)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : That time of the month, huh?	(0:10:03.09)
▶ Lina Inverse : Hold it, Gourry!	(0:10:04.29)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : The time of the month girls\ndon't like to talk about.	(0:10:06.19)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : When priestesses and sorceresses\nstart losing their powers...	(0:10:09.13)
▶ Lina Inverse : How does a guy with the\nbrains of a jellyfish...	(0:10:15.03)
▶ Lina Inverse : ...and the brawn of a troll know about "that time of the month?"	(0:10:17.10)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : What do you mean brains of jellyfish\nand brawn of a troll?!	(0:10:20.87)
▶ Lina Inverse : Well, that describes us both, doesn't it?	(0:10:23.91)
▶ Lina Inverse : So how do you know?	(0:10:26.35)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Well, it's nothing, really.	(0:10:28.51)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : When I was a kid, there was a woman\nnearby who'd tell fortunes.	(0:10:32.29)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : On some days of the month\nshe'd have to close her shop.	(0:10:35.36)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : When I asked her why she did it...	(0:10:38.79)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : ...she told me "it's that time of the month."	(0:10:40.99)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : What, does "that time of the month"\nmean something special?	(0:10:44.16)
▶ Lina Inverse : Now hold on...	(0:10:49.50)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Well, I say we better cut\nthe gags for this episode.	(0:10:50.67)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Looks like it's time to get serious.	(0:10:54.34)
▶ Lina Inverse : It's him.	(0:11:17.63)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : So, you've decided to quit\nplaying around and show yourself...	(0:11:19.63)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Eh, Zegaldis?	(0:11:22.97)
▶ Lina Inverse : Um, isn't his name Zeldigas?	(0:11:25.31)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Is it?	(0:11:27.81)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : My name is Zelgadis!	(0:11:30.64)
▶ Lina Inverse : - What he said. - Oh.	(0:11:32.98)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : - What he said. - Oh.	(0:11:32.98)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : Anyway, I want the item!	(0:11:36.98)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : If you have some objections to that...	(0:11:40.99)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : ...then I will take it from you by force!	(0:11:44.66)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : So, which do you prefer? Choose!	(0:11:47.66)
▶ Dilgear : I'd think carefully before I'd answer.	(0:11:52.00)
▶ Lina Inverse : A werewolf!	(0:12:00.34)
▶ Lina Inverse : Looks like you've got troll\nand wolf blood in you.	(0:12:05.61)
▶ Lina Inverse : I'm not going to ask about\nthat ridiculous leather armor.	(0:12:09.28)
▶ Dilgear : So, all we hafta do is get\nthe Orihalcon statue from her?	(0:12:14.45)
▶ Dilgear : Right, Mr. Zelgadis?	(0:12:19.29)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : Dilgear!	(0:12:20.79)
▶ Dilgear : Oh yeah, you said not\nto tell them anything.	(0:12:28.80)
▶ Dilgear : Well, it doesn't matter.	(0:12:33.31)
▶ Dilgear : They're both gonna die here!	(0:12:35.98)
▶ Lina Inverse : You're really one to talk!	(0:12:38.98)
▶ Lina Inverse : Look, I don't know exactly\nhow tough you are...	(0:12:41.65)
▶ Lina Inverse : ...but you don't want\nto get on my bad side!	(0:12:43.98)
▶ Dilgear : Oh, the little lady's got spunk.	(0:12:46.85)
▶ Dilgear : Okay, let's see what you're made of!	(0:12:49.99)
▶ Lina Inverse : All right, but you're not going\nto like it after I win.	(0:12:52.83)
▶ Lina Inverse : I'll take you both myself!	(0:12:58.00)
▶ Lina Inverse : Go get 'em, Gourry!	(0:13:05.61)
▶ Lina Inverse : Now hold on here!	(0:13:09.11)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : - What? - Have you no shame?	(0:13:10.44)
▶ Rodimus : Hold it, you two!	(0:13:13.95)
▶ Rodimus : Nothing to worry about!	(0:13:16.45)
▶ Rodimus : I'm here, now!	(0:13:20.79)
▶ Lina Inverse : The guy from last night...	(0:13:33.63)
▶ Lina Inverse : Hey, three against one isn't fair!	(0:13:35.80)
▶ Rodimus : I don't know what you\ndid to me last night...	(0:13:39.31)
▶ Rodimus : ...but today's gonna be different!	(0:13:43.31)
▶ Lina Inverse : He isn't kidding.	(0:13:46.48)
▶ Lina Inverse : Oh man, are we gonna\nhave to turn tail and run?	(0:13:47.98)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : Are you ready?	(0:13:52.49)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : Let's go!	(0:13:55.82)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : Flare...	(0:13:56.66)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : ...Arrow!	(0:14:02.93)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Lina!	(0:14:19.95)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : Allow me to test your skill!	(0:14:35.80)
▶ Lina Inverse : Heavy!	(0:14:43.97)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : You flee?!	(0:14:46.97)
▶ Lina Inverse : He's good!	(0:14:48.64)
▶ Lina Inverse : I'm gonna need Gourry to\nback me up against him!	(0:14:50.81)
▶ Lina Inverse : You're supposed to...	(0:15:46.47)
▶ Lina Inverse : ...take it easy on girls!	(0:15:49.64)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : If you'd just handed over\nthe statue quietly...	(0:15:56.14)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : ...I wouldn't have\nhad to do that.	(0:15:59.31)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : So, in the end...	(0:16:04.75)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : ...this is all you are.	(0:16:08.59)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : Now hand over the statue.	(0:16:12.29)
▶ Lina Inverse : "Source of all power..."	(0:16:15.63)
▶ Lina Inverse : "Light which burns beyond crimson flame..."	(0:16:18.46)
▶ Lina Inverse : "Let thy power gather in my hand!"	(0:16:21.37)
▶ Lina Inverse : Lighting!	(0:16:24.54)
▶ Lina Inverse : I maybe able to pull off the light spell...	(0:16:38.72)
▶ Lina Inverse : ...but he's not going to fall for that again!	(0:16:40.95)
▶ Rodimus : You're pretty good, holding us both off!	(0:16:58.07)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Thanks a lot!	(0:17:03.04)
▶ Dilgear : Look, we're just after the girl.	(0:17:05.68)
▶ Dilgear : Stay out of our way\nand you won't get hurt.	(0:17:09.28)
▶ Dilgear : Don't be impatient.	(0:17:16.49)
▶ Dilgear : Right now, our leader Zelgadis is probably...	(0:17:18.62)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Lina...	(0:17:25.46)
▶ Lina Inverse : I don't know if my sword will work\non that stone skin of his!	(0:17:36.78)
▶ Lina Inverse : I have to find some way to lose him!	(0:17:42.95)
▶ Lina Inverse : Oh, hell! There's no place\nfor me to hide here!	(0:17:48.62)
▶ Lina Inverse : Uh-oh...	(0:18:01.40)
▶ Lina Inverse : Sink or swim time.	(0:18:05.40)
▶ Lina Inverse : "Source of all power..."	(0:18:08.24)
▶ Lina Inverse : "Wind which blows to the east..."	(0:18:11.58)
▶ Lina Inverse : Flare...	(0:18:17.58)
▶ Lina Inverse : ...Arrow!	(0:18:20.25)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : What was all that about?	(0:18:29.76)
▶ Lina Inverse : I think I'm sunk! Better run.	(0:18:31.60)
▶ Lina Inverse : I can't move!	(0:18:44.28)
▶ Lina Inverse : A Shadow Snap!	(0:18:48.28)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : I've caught your shadow.	(0:18:49.95)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : Can't move, can you?	(0:18:52.75)
▶ Lina Inverse : I know this one... And it's one weakness.	(0:18:55.12)
▶ Lina Inverse : It's weakness is light!	(0:19:01.06)
▶ Lina Inverse : All right!	(0:19:09.94)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : Mono Bolt!	(0:19:21.75)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : And in the end, I make it mine.	(0:19:52.78)
▶ Dilgear : Looks like he did it!	(0:20:24.31)
▶ Lina Inverse : Whoa, hold everything!	(0:20:34.15)
▶ Lina Inverse : This is no time for me to be\nlaying down on the job!	(0:20:35.35)
▶ Lina Inverse : Snap out of it, Lina Inverse!	(0:20:38.99)
▶ Lina Inverse : Because I can't use any magic, I was caught off guard.	(0:22:10.61)
▶ Lina Inverse : Eh? What? Kiss?!	(0:22:13.78)
▶ Lina Inverse : I don't want to!	(0:22:15.62)
▶ Lina Inverse : Next Time: "ESCAPE! Noonsa, The Flaming Fish Man!"	(0:22:17.29)
▶ Lina Inverse : If you don't watch, I'll go berserk!	(0:22:20.79)