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EXTRA : I can't believe it! (0:00:20.57)
EXTRA : There's only four of them! (0:00:23.29)
EXTRA : And yet they beat 1,200 players? (0:00:30.11)
EXTRA : It's over, though. (0:00:44.37)
EXTRA : You're mine. (0:01:09.07)
EXTRA : ... No way... (0:01:28.23)
EXTRA : They dodged that too? (0:01:30.43)
Teto : Have you heard of this urban myth? (0:01:34.57)
Teto : There's a group of unknown players
who beat every game they play.
(0:01:40.58)
Teto : Their scores are out of this world too. (0:01:48.20)
Teto : They never fill in their account names, (0:01:51.95)
Teto : so we only know them as "Blank". (0:01:55.06)
Teto : It's said that these people
are unbeatable.
(0:01:57.77)
EXTRA : You think the Blanks are cheaters? (0:02:02.35)
EXTRA : Yeah. I'm pretty sure
they're a group of cheaters.
(0:02:05.10)
EXTRA : There's no other explanation to
the four of them beating 1,200 people.
(0:02:09.20)
EXTRA : They must've used aimbots, dodge hacks,
and changed the size of their hitbox.
(0:02:12.96)
EXTRA : There's no doubt they're cheating. (0:02:15.58)
EXTRA : No. (0:02:17.36)
EXTRA : We were the ones breaking the rules. (0:02:19.55)
EXTRA : There's no other way I'd be
able to spam those massive spells.
(0:02:22.47)
EXTRA : What? (0:02:25.45)
EXTRA : Blank still dodged them, though. (0:02:26.62)
EXTRA : They predicted I'd cheat
to spam those spells.
(0:02:28.71)
EXTRA : ...Blank... (0:02:33.93)
EXTRA : I bet they're super smart! (0:02:35.52)
EXTRA : ...I wonder who they are... (0:02:37.84)
Teto : And so the rumors spread even faster. (0:02:43.93)
Teto : Urban myths are kind of like a wish. (0:02:47.81)
Teto : Because, when it comes down to it, the least
interesting answer is usually the correct one.
(0:02:52.91)
Sora : ...I can't believe we won... (0:03:04.17)
Sora : Hey, Sis, could you stop controlling
Blank's main account with your feet?
(0:03:08.39)
Shiro : I'm hungry. (0:03:15.66)
Shiro : Want some? (0:03:19.87)
Sora : Thanks. (0:03:22.45)
Sora : I'd have never thought you'd
buy something this fancy.
(0:03:31.67)
Shiro : Nutrition is important. (0:03:35.73)
Sora : Just so you know, Sis, the human brain
can function so long as it has glucose.
(0:03:37.73)
Sora : In terms of cost-performance,
white bread is the best.
(0:03:41.92)
Shiro : Nice min-maxing. (0:03:44.10)
Shiro : But I won't grow if I don't get
any other types of nutrients.
(0:03:46.14)
Sora : You're beautiful as you are,
so I wouldn't worry about it.
(0:03:49.75)
Sora : Hey, what time is it? (0:03:54.50)
Shiro : It's... 8:00 AM.
The middle of the night.
(0:03:56.50)
Sora : What day is it? (0:03:59.68)
Shiro : Does that really matter to a NEET? (0:04:00.88)
Sora : Of course it does! (0:04:03.01)
Sora : It lets us know whenever there are
new events or tournaments in MMOs.
(0:04:04.02)
Sora : Hang on! I know you've been up for five days
straight, but if you quit now, I won't have a healer!
(0:04:07.07)
Shiro : You can do it. (0:04:12.45)
Sora : Do you really expect me to control
four characters with my hands and feet?
(0:04:14.08)
Shiro : Good luck. (0:04:17.02)
Sora : Hang on! Just hang on! (0:04:19.53)
Sora : If you go to sleep, Shiro, then everyone—
and by "everyone" I mean "me"—will die!
(0:04:21.53)
Sora : Fine, I'll do it! (0:04:27.77)
Teto : The world is chaotic,
unreasonable, and unfair.
(0:04:35.09)
Teto : It has no meaning whatsoever. (0:04:38.58)
Teto : Those who realize that but refuse
...to come to terms with it make a wish—
(0:04:40.77)
Teto : a wish that the world could
be a little more interesting.
(0:04:47.05)
Teto : That's what an urban myth is. (0:04:51.53)
Teto : Let me lend you a hand. (0:04:56.15)
Teto : And for the sake of form, I'll write, (0:05:00.12)
Teto : "Have you ever heard a rumor like this?" (0:05:04.59)
Shiro : Bro... you got an email. (0:05:10.49)
Sora : Your brother's been playing
four characters on four separate screens.
(0:05:12.42)
Sora : I don't know what you want,
but I don't have the energy to do it.
(0:05:14.96)
Shiro : It might be from a friend. (0:05:18.12)
Sora : Whose friend? (0:05:21.31)
Shiro : Yours? (0:05:22.47)
Sora : That's funny. (0:05:25.23)
Sora : It's almost like my sweet little sister just said
something mean and sarcastic about me.
(0:05:26.32)
Sora : What's this? (0:05:36.01)
Sora : And how does he know
that Blank are siblings?
(0:05:38.03)
Shiro : What do we do? (0:05:43.26)
Sora : Is he trying to bargain with us? (0:05:47.19)
Sora : Well, it could be fun to check it out. (0:05:50.12)
Sora : Chess? (0:05:59.33)
Shiro : ...Good night... (0:06:00.16)
Sora : Hang on. (0:06:01.92)
Sora : I can't play against
some high-level computer!
(0:06:03.16)
Sora : Chess is a finite, two-player,
zero-sum, perfect-information game.
(0:06:09.31)
Sora : There's absolutely no luck involved. (0:06:14.03)
Sora : Theoretically, there is a perfect
solution that will never lose.
(0:06:17.04)
Sora : But that's only if you understand
the 10^120 possible states of the board!
(0:06:20.65)
Shiro : Chess is no different from tic-tac-toe. (0:06:31.57)
Sora : That's right. (0:06:38.81)
Sora : Shiro's scored 20 straight victories against
computers designed to defeat grandmasters,
(0:06:40.65)
Sora : alternating between
going first and second.
(0:06:44.78)
Sora : ... But... (0:06:49.43)
Shiro : It blocked off its own piece? (0:06:53.77)
Sora : Wait, Shiro. (0:06:56.65)
Shiro : ...Brother... (0:06:57.86)
Sora : A computer will always
select the best move.
(0:06:59.09)
Sora : That's why you're able to beat them. (0:07:01.72)
Sora : But they're deliberately
playing poorly to lure you in.
(0:07:03.94)
Sora : It's a human. (0:07:07.48)
Sora : Calm down. (0:07:09.69)
Sora : In a game of skill,
there's no way you'll lose.
(0:07:10.86)
Sora : I'll tell you when they're
trying to spook you or lure you in.
(0:07:13.61)
Sora : The two of us, Sora and Shiro,
form Blank together.
(0:07:15.91)
Sora : Let's see if there's somebody
who can actually beat us.
(0:07:19.46)
EXTRA : Checkmate! (0:07:31.75)
EXTRA : You are winner! (0:07:33.43)
Sora : We won! (0:07:39.05)
Shiro : It's been a long time since I've
been pushed to the brink like this.
(0:07:40.76)
Shiro : Were they really human? (0:07:43.75)
Sora : What? (0:07:55.09)
Sora : What do we think? (0:08:02.93)
Sora : We have no idea what the
rules are, or what the goal is.
(0:08:06.25)
Sora : But there are 7 billion people
making whichever moves they want.
(0:08:09.24)
Sora : There are penalties
if you win or lose too much.
(0:08:13.33)
Sora : You can't skip your turn, and if you
talk too much, you'll be ostracized.
(0:08:16.26)
Sora : There are no parameters
and no way of telling the genre.
(0:08:21.47)
Shiro : This world is nothing more
than a shitty game.
(0:08:25.93)
Sora : This world is nothing more
than a shitty game.
(0:08:25.93)
Sora : Well, if there were a world like that,
then we were born in the wrong world.
(0:08:39.29)
Sora : What's going on? (0:08:52.17)
Shiro : ...Bro... (0:08:54.15)
Teto : I agree! (0:08:56.09)
Teto : You were definitely born
in the wrong world!
(0:08:58.69)
Teto : ...So I'll let you be reborn... (0:09:03.57)
Teto : in the world where you
should've originally been born.
(0:09:07.38)
Teto : Welcome to my world! (0:09:14.57)
Sora : What the hell?! (0:09:19.21)
Shiro : What the hell?! (0:09:19.21)
Teto : This is the world of your dreams. (0:09:22.29)
Teto : The world of games: Disboard! (0:09:25.46)
Teto : This world is dictated by simple games. (0:09:29.57)
Teto : The outcome of people's lives,
and even national borders, hinge on them.
(0:09:32.84)
Shiro : Who are you? (0:09:36.47)
Teto : Me? I'm Tet. (0:09:37.40)
Teto : I live over there. (0:09:39.92)
Teto : I guess I'm the god here. (0:09:41.46)
Shiro : A god? (0:09:42.47)
Sora : Now's not the time! (0:09:44.39)
Sora : What do we do about this?! (0:09:45.60)
Teto : There are ten commandments in this world. (0:09:46.73)
Teto : One: All murder, war,
and robbery is forbidden.
(0:09:51.18)
Teto : Two: Any and all conflicts
will be resolved through games.
(0:09:56.91)
Teto : Three: In those games, each player will wager
something that is agreed to be of equal value.
(0:10:01.74)
Teto : Four: So long as it doesn't break the third rule, what you wager and how you play the game is up to you. (0:10:07.63)
Teto : Five: The challenged party has the right
to decide how the game is played.
(0:10:13.45)
Teto : Six: Any and all wagers made in accordance
with these commandments must be upheld.
(0:10:18.39)
Teto : Seven: Whatever conflicts you have
with another group will be conducted by
(0:10:23.26)
Teto : designated representatives
with absolute authority.
(0:10:26.15)
Teto : Eight: If you're found cheating during a game,
you will be disqualified and lose.
(0:10:28.77)
Teto : Nine: In the name of God,
the previous rules may never be changed.
(0:10:33.52)
Sora : I told you, this isn't the time! (0:10:38.65)
Sora : W-We're about to crash! (0:10:40.91)
Shiro : Bro! (0:10:43.33)
Sora : Shiro! (0:10:44.06)
Teto : And ten: Remember to
have fun with everyone else.
(0:10:59.39)
Sora : H-Hey! (0:11:05.07)
Teto : I look forward to seeing you again. (0:11:06.45)
Teto : I'm sure we'll meet again soon. (0:11:09.77)
Shiro : ...Bro... (0:11:16.91)
Shiro : Where are we? (0:11:19.15)
Sora : ...Sis... (0:11:43.25)
Sora : I've always thought that life was just
...an impossible game for masochists, but...
(0:11:46.06)
Sora : Now it's gone and hit a fatal bug! (0:11:51.56)
Shiro : What's going on? (0:11:53.54)
Sora : This is such a shitty game! (0:11:55.81)
Shiro : This is such a shitty game! (0:11:55.81)
EXTRA : Long ago, in the distant, distant past, (0:12:00.57)
EXTRA : an eternal war had begun with the gods,
along with their kin and creations,
(0:12:03.34)
EXTRA : to see who would rule the world
as the One True God.
(0:12:08.26)
EXTRA : The long and terrible battle quickly ended
with the death of the sky, sea, land, and stars.
(0:12:13.31)
EXTRA : The one deity who had not participated won
by default, and took the title of One True God.
(0:12:22.93)
EXTRA : His name was Tet. (0:12:33.27)
EXTRA : He was once known
as the God of Play.
(0:12:35.37)
Teto : You creatures who fought this war
with strength, violence, blood, and death.
(0:12:38.98)
Teto : You who built a tower of corpses as high as
the sky itself and think of yourselves as wise,
(0:12:43.00)
Teto : answer me one question. (0:12:46.88)
Teto : How are you different
from these dumb beasts?
(0:12:48.10)
EXTRA : They had no excuses
in their shattered world.
(0:12:51.07)
EXTRA : That is when God spoke. (0:12:54.88)
EXTRA : "All murder, war, and robbery in this world is forbidden." (0:12:56.94)
Teto : You sixteen races who
think of yourselves as wise:
(0:13:01.54)
Teto : put that wisdom to use,
along with your fortune and wealth,
(0:13:04.86)
Teto : and build me a tower
that symbolizes it.
(0:13:08.90)
Teto : Show me just how wise
you really are!
(0:13:10.62)
Sora : I see. (0:13:14.23)
Sora : So that explains why there's a
world that's dictated by games.
(0:13:15.56)
EXTRA : Exactly. (0:13:20.15)
EXTRA : ...And also... (0:13:21.34)
Sora : What? (0:13:22.71)
EXTRA : Could you at least
leave us a pair of pants?
(0:13:23.24)
Sora : Six: Any and all wagers made in accordance
with these commandments must be upheld.
(0:13:27.20)
Sora : We wagered all that we
could offer, including our lives,
(0:13:32.05)
Sora : and you wagered
everything you own.
(0:13:35.26)
Sora : Isn't that right? (0:13:37.68)
EXTRA : ...Yes, it is, but... (0:13:38.26)
EXTRA : You can't leave us here like this! (0:13:39.54)
Sora : Let's go, Shiro. (0:13:42.16)
Shiro : Roger. (0:13:42.78)
EXTRA : Wait! Kid! (0:13:44.03)
EXTRA : At least let me punch you once! (0:13:45.48)
Sora : Looks like even thieves
can't rob or kill you.
(0:13:48.51)
Shiro : I don't think they can,
no matter how bad they want to.
(0:13:53.30)
Sora : So basically... it all comes down
to how good you are at the game.
(0:13:56.83)
Kurami Zell : Would you hurry up? (0:14:11.11)
Stephanie Dola : Shut up already! I'm thinking! (0:14:13.41)
Kurami Zell : Think all you want.
It won't change your hand.
(0:14:17.93)
Sora : A gambling tournament
to determine the next king?
(0:14:21.29)
EXTRA : It was the previous king's dying wish. (0:14:24.30)
EXTRA : He wants the next king to be
the best gambler there ever was.
(0:14:26.94)
Sora : So even the king is
decided by playing games?
(0:14:32.09)
EXTRA : The red-haired girl is Stephanie Dola. (0:14:35.03)
EXTRA : She's the granddaughter
of the previous king.
(0:14:37.39)
EXTRA : But due to his will,
she can't inherit the throne.
(0:14:40.02)
EXTRA : So she's here trying to
win the tournament.
(0:14:42.68)
Sora : Shiro, are you okay? (0:14:47.03)
Shiro : I'm fine. (0:14:50.29)
EXTRA : What is it?
Have you fallen for me?
(0:14:54.55)
Sora : Nah. I was just wondering
if you were planning on entering.
(0:14:57.41)
EXTRA : Me? No way. This is all I need. (0:15:00.96)
EXTRA : Besides... that Kurami girl is so powerful
that most of the other players just dropped out.
(0:15:04.32)
Sora : So you're scared? (0:15:12.72)
EXTRA : What? (0:15:15.58)
Sora : Well, so long as you don't actually lose here,
you can make up as many excuses as you'd like.
(0:15:16.64)
Sora : Like, "I would've actually beaten her,
but I decided to let her go."
(0:15:22.86)
EXTRA : Interesting. (0:15:27.49)
EXTRA : Down for a game, boy? (0:15:29.65)
Sora : Sorry, but I don't play for fun. (0:15:31.85)
Sora : How about for all your money? (0:15:35.16)
EXTRA : What? Do you have any idea
how much this is?!
(0:15:36.58)
EXTRA : Besides, we need to bet
something that's of equal value.
(0:15:39.22)
Sora : The third commandment, right? (0:15:43.46)
Sora : ...Fair enough... (0:15:46.50)
Sora : How about doing whatever
you want with the two of us, then?
(0:15:47.92)
Sora : You can sell us, abandon us,
or do anything you'd like.
(0:15:50.63)
EXTRA : Seriously? (0:15:53.16)
Shiro : Yes. (0:15:55.27)
Sora : We'll play a single hand of poker. (0:15:56.53)
Sora : How about it? (0:15:58.84)
Sora : This is your chance to back out. (0:16:00.55)
EXTRA : Don't get cocky, outsider. (0:16:03.23)
EXTRA : I'm in. (0:16:07.03)
EXTRA : I swear by the commandments. (0:16:10.17)
Sora : I swear by the commandments. (0:16:12.33)
Sora : Aschente! (0:16:16.45)
EXTRA : Aschente! (0:16:16.45)
EXTRA : He's just some brat from the backwoods
who has more confidence than sense.
(0:16:23.27)
EXTRA : That bluff might work
in your little village,
(0:16:28.00)
EXTRA : but it won't work here. (0:16:31.00)
Shiro : ...Bro... (0:16:37.35)
EXTRA : Aw. Bad hand? Sucks to be you. (0:16:41.09)
Sora : Guess so. I started today off
with a 10,000 meter skydive,
(0:16:44.31)
Sora : then had to walk however long
under the blazing sun.
(0:16:49.64)
Sora : Today's definitely not my day. (0:16:51.64)
EXTRA : What are you talking about? (0:16:53.07)
Sora : Nothing. (0:16:54.77)
Sora : Ready to show? (0:16:55.96)
EXTRA : Of course. (0:16:58.63)
EXTRA : I'll even give you another chance
to exchange your cards.
(0:17:00.38)
Sora : I'm fine. (0:17:04.00)
EXTRA : Yeah? (0:17:05.34)
EXTRA : ...Well, then... (0:17:06.21)
EXTRA : Sorry, boy. (0:17:07.96)
EXTRA : Full house! (0:17:10.05)
Sora : Oh, yeah. (0:17:12.05)
Sora : "Sorry" is right. (0:17:13.46)
EXTRA : ...A... (0:17:19.17)
EXTRA : ...A royal... (0:17:20.64)
EXTRA : ...S-Straight... (0:17:22.43)
EXTRA : F-Flush?! (0:17:26.69)
EXTRA : No! There's no way! (0:17:28.64)
Sora : Take a good look. It's real. (0:17:31.65)
EXTRA : There's no way! There's only
...a 1 in 6,150,000 chance...
(0:17:33.28)
Sora : And that's what just happened. (0:17:36.14)
EXTRA : ...But... (0:17:38.68)
Sora : The sixth commandment. (0:17:39.42)
Sora : Any and all wagers must be upheld. (0:17:40.83)
Sora : Isn't that right? (0:17:42.98)
EXTRA : Wh... Who the hell are you? (0:17:44.43)
Sora : No one important. Just an outsider. (0:17:49.41)
Shiro : ...You cheated, Bro... (0:18:01.13)
Shiro : It was very obvious too. (0:18:03.18)
Sora : The eighth commandment: If you're found cheating
during a game, you will be disqualified and lose.
(0:18:06.01)
Sora : Basically, if you're
not caught, it's okay.
(0:18:11.55)
Shiro : How much did you win? (0:18:14.11)
Sora : No idea. (0:18:16.10)
Sora : Just leave it to me, though. (0:18:17.61)
Sora : I'm a natural at negotiating. (0:18:19.66)
Sora : I'll take a room for two. (0:18:23.01)
Sora : One bed is fine. (0:18:24.12)
Sora : How many nights is this worth? (0:18:26.22)
EXTRA : One night. (0:18:28.71)
Sora : I'm exhausted, man. (0:18:30.54)
Sora : Why don't you tell me
how many nights I can really stay?
(0:18:32.18)
Sora : If you're going to cheat someone, (0:18:36.09)
Sora : then you should pay more attention
to your tone and where you're looking.
(0:18:37.88)
EXTRA : Two nights. (0:18:41.85)
Sora : There you go again! (0:18:42.72)
Sora : Here's some advice. (0:18:45.75)
Sora : Think very carefully
about who you lie to, okay?
(0:18:47.61)
Sora : Okay, four nights. Thanks. (0:18:53.15)
EXTRA : What's your name? (0:18:55.50)
Sora : Just leave it blank. (0:19:00.01)
Sora : Sorry for the wait, Shiro. (0:19:04.45)
Shiro : She's going to lose. (0:19:06.61)
Sora : Of course she will. (0:19:08.85)
Sora : She wouldn't know what a
...poker face was even if it came—
(0:19:10.70)
Sora : She's cheating? (0:19:15.33)
Shiro : ...She is, but... (0:19:16.54)
Shiro : I can't tell how. (0:19:20.81)
Sora : I see. (0:19:24.89)
Sora : ...I can't believe it, but this world... (0:19:26.73)
Sora : Seriously? (0:19:32.39)
Kurami Zell : So, are you going to fold? (0:19:34.23)
Stephanie Dola : Sh-Shut up already! (0:19:35.88)
Stephanie Dola : Let's have a fair fight! (0:19:37.97)
Stephanie Dola : ...Uh... uh... (0:19:40.18)
Stephanie Dola : Okay! (0:19:46.25)
Sora : She's cheating. (0:19:49.25)
Kurami Zell : You're ready to show, aren't you? (0:20:02.29)
Stephanie Dola : Y-Yes, I am! (0:20:05.23)
Sora : Smartphones, DSPs, a tablet,
...a battery, a solar charger, and cables...
(0:20:08.79)
Shiro : Is this all we have? (0:20:16.34)
Sora : Well, considering the circumstances of our arrival,
I guess we're lucky to have kept this much.
(0:20:17.32)
Shiro : I can't get a signal. (0:20:22.05)
Sora : I'm sure. (0:20:24.68)
Sora : This is a real fantasy world. (0:20:26.46)
Sora : I can't believe she was cheating like that.
Like, really. There's gotta be a line.
(0:20:29.91)
Shiro : Bro... can you beat that? (0:20:34.45)
Shiro : It was a stupid question. (0:20:44.21)
Sora : Hey, Shiro. (0:20:48.19)
Sora : In fairy tales, when the protagonists
end up in a different world,
(0:20:50.21)
Sora : they do their best to
get back home, right?
(0:20:53.73)
Sora : But who would want to
go back to a world like that?
(0:21:02.41)
Shiro : ...I agree... (0:21:19.63)
Sora : Guess it's decided, then. (0:21:26.33)
Sora : Now, let the game begin. (0:21:33.02)
Sora : Shiro, as your brother, I'm really
glad that you love me so much.
(0:23:18.00)
Sora : But could you let go for a second? (0:23:22.40)
Sora : ...Who is it? I paid up fro— (0:23:26.35)
Stephanie Dola : Can I come in? (0:23:35.97)
Shiro : ...Saving someone's life... (0:23:40.59)
Sora : Do you really need a reason
other than it being fun?
(0:23:42.34)

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