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▶ Sekiguchi : This guy was a dud.	(0:01:04.25)
▶ Sekiguchi : He's actually part-time janitor.	(0:01:05.66)
▶ Sekiguchi : Not only that, but he's drowning in debt.	(0:01:07.81)
▶ Yano : Drowning in debt and desperate.	(0:01:09.28)
▶ Yano : Thought he could get away with lyin' about it.	(0:01:12.34)
▶ Sekiguchi : The only thing he had on him was this ring.	(0:01:14.69)
▶ Yano : An engagement ring? I could cry.	(0:01:18.26)
▶ Yano : So desperate to tie the knot he lied?	(0:01:19.68)
▶ Yano : Have middle-aged men's brains liquefied?	(0:01:21.24)
▶ Yano : Will he tie a noose instead after being tossed aside?	(0:01:22.77)
▶ Yano : An article of tribute for his fake honey.	(0:01:24.34)
▶ Yano : If you ask me, this wasn't worth the money.	(0:01:26.81)
▶ Yano : Who's got any use for this counterfeit?	(0:01:30.07)
▶ Yano : I've got a few ideas 'bout where he can stick it.	(0:01:32.23)
▶ Kakihana : Where's Shiho-chan? Is she all right?	(0:01:36.02)
▶ Yano : Hey, Kakihana-chan.	(0:01:39.83)
▶ Yano : If you still trust that girl you wanted to get with, your brains are in the trash can.	(0:01:41.28)
▶ Yano : That calculating girl who flirted with you for your money took off and ran.	(0:01:45.20)
▶ Yano : In other words, it was a scam.	(0:01:49.76)
▶ Yano : I'm the one who told her to wait and see what your lame ass would do.	(0:01:51.25)
▶ Yano : Let you think you'd won before sucking you dry and killing you.	(0:01:54.16)
▶ Dobu : That's all for today. I'll come up with a new plan.	(0:02:01.46)
▶ Dobu : Hey, isn't this the guy you said wanted your dash cam data?	(0:02:08.73)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : That's right.	(0:02:13.25)
▶ Dobu : Answer and put it on speakerphone.	(0:02:14.80)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Hello?	(0:02:19.65)
▶ Yamamoto : Ah, Odokawa-san. Could you come pick me up right away?	(0:02:20.45)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : This is sudden. Does it have to be me?	(0:02:23.06)
▶ Yamamoto : Aren't most pickups sudden?	(0:02:25.60)
▶ Yamamoto : It's one of those girls who can't be seen by the public.	(0:02:27.68)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Where?	(0:02:31.06)
▶ Yamamoto : A short distance away from Shibuya.	(0:02:32.14)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Got it. I'll be there in ten minutes.	(0:02:35.82)
▶ Yamamoto : Thanks.	(0:02:38.26)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : What should I do? He'll probably ask for my dash cam data.	(0:02:41.51)
▶ Dobu : Let me ride in the trunk.	(0:02:49.27)
▶ Dobu : I'll eavesdrop on your conversation through your phone.	(0:02:51.45)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : I can't do that. As far as I'm concerned, he's a harmless passenger.	(0:02:55.73)
▶ Dobu : Then ask him why he really wants the data,	(0:03:00.53)
▶ Dobu : and if he's connected to Yano, then tell me about it later.	(0:03:04.36)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Don't you think he'd lie about that?	(0:03:07.91)
▶ Dobu : That's right. That's why violence is the only way to get people to talk.	(0:03:09.91)
▶ Dobu : Let me meet him.	(0:03:13.29)
▶ Dobu : I'm the one who has the dash cam data.	(0:03:15.13)
▶ Dobu : I'm sure Yamamoto wants to meet me, too.	(0:03:17.50)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : I can't let you do that.	(0:03:19.63)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : I have to go. I told him I'd be there in ten minutes.	(0:03:21.04)
▶ Dobu : Fine. If he asks for your dash cam data, tell him this.	(0:03:23.56)
▶ Dobu : You'll sell it to him for one billion yen.	(0:03:28.05)
▶ Yamamoto : Sorry, Odokawa-san. Could you take us to Shibaura Harbor in a hurry?	(0:03:35.75)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : The harbor?	(0:03:39.24)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Hey, it's the girl who likes hot springs.	(0:03:40.89)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : A calico cat. Where have I seen one before?	(0:03:47.32)
▶ Yamamoto : What are you talking about, Odokawa-san?	(0:03:51.33)
▶ Shiho Ichimura : Hey, am I going to meet Ya—that guy?	(0:03:56.72)
▶ Yamamoto : Yeah. I'm sorry, but if you want to quit, you have to tell him yourself.	(0:04:01.01)
▶ Shiho Ichimura : I worked really hard, though.	(0:04:04.47)
▶ Yamamoto : Apparently, that target didn't work out.	(0:04:06.74)
▶ Shiho Ichimura : What? You mean he didn't have money?	(0:04:08.52)
▶ Shiho Ichimura : Is that old man serious?	(0:04:10.87)
▶ Yamamoto : Oh, right. I just remembered.	(0:04:12.98)
▶ Yamamoto : Have you considered my request to hand over your dash cam data?	(0:04:14.67)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Yeah, sure.	(0:04:18.57)
▶ Yamamoto : Really?	(0:04:19.85)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : I'll sell it to you.	(0:04:20.65)
▶ Yamamoto : For how much?	(0:04:21.70)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : One billion.	(0:04:22.99)
▶ Yamamoto : That's the kind of price a child would come up with.	(0:04:25.69)
▶ Yamamoto : What? You're being serious?	(0:04:30.87)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Super serious.	(0:04:33.23)
▶ Yamamoto : This is ridiculous, Odokawa-san. You're gouging me here.	(0:04:34.54)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : I found someone who said they'd buy it for 900 million.	(0:04:37.64)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : That's why I want one billion.	(0:04:40.38)
▶ Yamamoto : You're lying.	(0:04:42.46)
▶ Yamamoto : Who is it?	(0:04:47.91)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : I can't tell you that.	(0:04:49.74)
▶ Yamamoto : If that's true, then I need to discuss this with someone.	(0:04:56.56)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Discuss it all you want.	(0:04:59.91)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : I wouldn't mind 900 million or one billion.	(0:05:02.20)
▶ Yamamoto : I'll be in touch.	(0:05:06.49)
▶ Sekiguchi : Doesn't this seem like not enough profit?	(0:05:26.68)
▶ Sekiguchi : Is this all we make from concerts?	(0:05:28.43)
▶ Yamamoto : They weren't the only ones performing today.	(0:05:29.98)
▶ Sekiguchi : Why's she here?	(0:05:32.64)
▶ Yamamoto : She doesn't want to run badger games anymore,	(0:05:34.48)
▶ Yamamoto : so she's here to talk to Yano-san.	(0:05:36.66)
▶ Sekiguchi : Ah.	(0:05:39.21)
▶ Sekiguchi : He's busy right now.	(0:05:42.60)
▶ Yamamoto : More importantly, I've got some bad news.	(0:05:45.73)
▶ Yamamoto : Could I talk to him for a few minutes?	(0:05:48.22)
▶ Sekiguchi : Bad news?	(0:05:49.94)
▶ Yamamoto : It's about the dash cam.	(0:05:51.20)
▶ Kakihana : Shiho-chan!	(0:05:51.61)
▶ Kakihana : You're being tricked, right?	(0:05:53.20)
▶ Kakihana : I'll protect you from these guys!	(0:05:55.45)
▶ Kakihana : It's okay, Shiho-chan. I'm actually pretty strong.	(0:06:03.71)
▶ Kakihana : I've mastered every martial art there is, from sumo for kids to whatever-jiujitsu.	(0:06:07.46)
▶ Shiho Ichimura : Don't get the wrong idea, mister. Seriously, I can't even.	(0:06:13.58)
▶ Kakihana : Shiho-chan, they're making you say that, aren't they?	(0:06:16.56)
▶ Kakihana : Didn't we have fun together?	(0:06:19.92)
▶ Kakihana : We ate lots of good food together!	(0:06:21.33)
▶ Shiho Ichimura : Spending time with you was painful.	(0:06:24.17)
▶ Shiho Ichimura : That's why I want to quit running badger games.	(0:06:26.63)
▶ Kakihana : You're lying! Liar!	(0:06:29.78)
▶ Kakihana : You're not the kind of girl who says that!	(0:06:32.28)
▶ Kakihana : Shiho-chan, you're a liar!	(0:06:34.36)
▶ Shiho Ichimura : You're the liar, you bum. You're broke.	(0:06:35.78)
▶ Kakihana : Why?! Why would you say that?!	(0:06:38.04)
▶ Kakihana : I don't believe you! You're lying!	(0:06:42.07)
▶ Sekiguchi : Shut up.	(0:06:50.26)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : It's been a while. I guess I'll go.	(0:07:19.35)
▶ Gouriki : Can you tell from this photo that this is Kakihana?	(0:07:23.82)
▶ Miho Shirakawa : I guess I'd believe you if you told me it was him.	(0:07:26.61)
▶ Miho Shirakawa : I doubt I'd know if I were just shown this photo without context.	(0:07:29.32)
▶ Gouriki : Yeah.	(0:07:32.09)
▶ Miho Shirakawa : It only took Odokawa-san a second to identify him.	(0:07:34.06)
▶ Miho Shirakawa : Does that tell us anything?	(0:07:36.31)
▶ Gouriki : At first I thought Odokawa had an exceptional memory,	(0:07:38.10)
▶ Gouriki : but it doesn't feel right.	(0:07:41.88)
▶ Miho Shirakawa : You're right. I thought maybe he had good instincts.	(0:07:43.86)
▶ Gouriki : It's almost like synesthesia.	(0:07:47.39)
▶ Miho Shirakawa : Synesthesia?	(0:07:50.15)
▶ Gouriki : It's when one sense is stimulated,	(0:07:51.38)
▶ Gouriki : and a completely different sense is triggered.	(0:07:53.52)
▶ Gouriki : Like seeing colors or feeling textures when you hear sounds or see letters.	(0:07:57.13)
▶ Gouriki : Maybe Odokawa has some kind of indicator for telling people apart	(0:08:01.75)
▶ Gouriki : and is basing it on that.	(0:08:04.96)
▶ Miho Shirakawa : I don't know if this is related,	(0:08:07.55)
▶ Miho Shirakawa : but apparently Odokawa-san has been speaking to someone in his home,	(0:08:10.39)
▶ Miho Shirakawa : and he's clearly not talking to himself.	(0:08:13.47)
▶ Gouriki : Regarding that, if there really isn't anybody there,	(0:08:16.79)
▶ Gouriki : then maybe it's an imaginary friend.	(0:08:20.38)
▶ Miho Shirakawa : Like a figment of his imagination?	(0:08:23.47)
▶ Gouriki : Yeah.	(0:08:26.36)
▶ Gouriki : You might already know, but he's lived alone	(0:08:27.52)
▶ Gouriki : since his parents abandoned him when he was in grade school.	(0:08:30.57)
▶ Miho Shirakawa : Alone?	(0:08:34.20)
▶ Gouriki : Apparently some kind of NPO that supports orphans	(0:08:35.99)
▶ Gouriki : sent him money to cover his living expenses.	(0:08:38.61)
▶ Gouriki : He pretends that he wanted for nothing	(0:08:41.32)
▶ Gouriki : and experienced no difficulties because of that.	(0:08:43.04)
▶ Gouriki : But if he's invented an imaginary friend,	(0:08:45.81)
▶ Gouriki : then he may be under more stress than he realizes.	(0:08:48.45)
▶ Miho Shirakawa : When did the two of you meet?	(0:08:53.23)
▶ Gouriki : About three years ago, I think.	(0:08:56.31)
▶ Miho Shirakawa : I thought it was this year when he first started seeing you for consultations.	(0:08:58.09)
▶ Miho Shirakawa : Had he been coming to the clinic before that?	(0:09:01.36)
▶ Gouriki : No. I rode in his taxi as a passenger first.	(0:09:03.85)
▶ Shibagaki : It's finally starting.	(0:09:07.98)
▶ Baba : Sure has.	(0:09:09.54)
▶ Shibagaki : We used to broadcast in just Osaka, but now we've gone national.	(0:09:10.27)
▶ Baba : That's right. Starting this year, the Homosapiens have expanded to Tokyo.	(0:09:13.18)
▶ Shibagaki : For real. I'm overjoyed.	(0:09:16.26)
▶ Gouriki : Could you turn that off? It's annoying.	(0:09:17.24)
▶ Baba : For sure.	(0:09:17.64)
▶ Shibagaki : Got here sooner than I expected.	(0:09:18.25)
▶ Baba : Yeah, seriously.	(0:09:19.49)
▶ Shibagaki : Guess we should keep trying, then—	(0:09:20.20)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : How old are you?	(0:09:28.43)
▶ Gouriki : 38.	(0:09:30.92)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : We're the same age? You seem so dignified, though.	(0:09:33.17)
▶ Gouriki : Hey, that's rude. Mind your manners.	(0:09:36.63)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Manners? You act like you're real important.	(0:09:39.54)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : What, do you think the customer is always right?	(0:09:43.12)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : I bet you look down on taxi drivers.	(0:09:45.06)
▶ Gouriki : You got some kind of pent-up anger, or what?	(0:09:47.10)
▶ Gouriki : It's not anyone's fault that your life isn't going well.	(0:09:50.14)
▶ Gouriki : It's not your environment's fault, either. It's your fault.	(0:09:52.98)
▶ Gouriki : You should resolve it yourself without bothering others.	(0:09:55.32)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Of course. Doctors speak differently from the rest of us.	(0:09:59.01)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Hey, that got to you.	(0:10:02.55)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : That's charming. Good for you.	(0:10:04.27)
▶ Gouriki : How'd you know?	(0:10:06.84)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : I'm psychic.	(0:10:08.61)
▶ Gouriki : Then why didn't you know my age?	(0:10:12.25)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Psychic powers come in a variety of flavors.	(0:10:15.00)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : I can see souls.	(0:10:17.62)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : And your soul's been screaming, ＂I'm a doctor.＂	(0:10:20.18)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : As for your age, I couldn't tell because your soul and body are so separated.	(0:10:24.71)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : In other words, you look old.	(0:10:30.81)
▶ Gouriki : You're funny.	(0:10:36.82)
▶ Gouriki : In that case, can you hear what my soul is shouting now? What's it saying?	(0:10:38.16)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : ＂Don't turn. Head straight ahead.＂	(0:10:41.95)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Turning here gets us to your clinic faster.	(0:10:47.56)
▶ Gouriki : I was shocked. It really was a shortcut.	(0:10:51.72)
▶ Gouriki : At first, I thought he had an exceptional sense of smell	(0:10:55.51)
▶ Gouriki : that allowed him to pick up on the distinctive hospital smell coming off of me.	(0:10:58.92)
▶ Miho Shirakawa : But you think it's synesthesia?	(0:11:02.01)
▶ Gouriki : When I asked how he did it later, he said it was nothing.	(0:11:04.16)
▶ Gouriki : He'd just had me as a passenger before.	(0:11:06.76)
▶ Miho Shirakawa : So you thought it was his memory.	(0:11:09.84)
▶ Gouriki : Yeah. I thought it was impressive, if true.	(0:11:12.63)
▶ Gouriki : That's why synesthesia makes sense to me.	(0:11:15.71)
▶ Gouriki : I'm going to Yamabiko for a drink.	(0:11:19.65)
▶ Gouriki : Shirakawa-san, do you want to come with me?	(0:11:21.31)
▶ Miho Shirakawa : If I go, I imagine Odokawa-san would leave.	(0:11:25.13)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Mochi kinchaku and daikon radish.	(0:11:31.81)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : I'd like some kind of nerimono, too.	(0:11:34.66)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Wait a minute. You've got a Donraku Shofutei autograph.	(0:11:39.04)
▶ Taeko : That's right. He stopped by the other day.	(0:11:42.34)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Really? Wow.	(0:11:45.80)
▶ Gouriki : You sure do like him, Odokawa.	(0:11:47.48)
▶ Taeko : He sat right over there with an incredibly cross look on his face.	(0:11:49.19)
▶ Gouriki : He came alone?	(0:11:52.48)
▶ Taeko : He had an attendant with him, as well as a driver outside.	(0:11:54.00)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : What did they talk about?	(0:11:57.59)
▶ Taeko : How young comedians these days are obsessed with innovation	(0:11:59.57)
▶ Taeko : and don't have the basics down.	(0:12:02.05)
▶ Taeko : Or how he pretends he doesn't mince words.	(0:12:03.64)
▶ Taeko : Or how being a commentator or judging comedy contests	(0:12:06.99)
▶ Taeko : doesn't benefit him in any way.	(0:12:09.86)
▶ Taeko : I thought he was getting mad,	(0:12:11.55)
▶ Taeko : but then, he started cackling while reminiscing about his old mentor.	(0:12:13.46)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : You totally eavesdropped.	(0:12:16.26)
▶ Gouriki : Oh, right, Odokawa. Let me quiz you.	(0:12:19.59)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : What's gotten into you?	(0:12:22.03)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Does losing your job make you turn back into a child?	(0:12:22.90)
▶ Taeko : I'd like to play, too.	(0:12:25.15)
▶ Gouriki : Sure. You can join us.	(0:12:26.21)
▶ Gouriki : Can you tell who this is?	(0:12:28.66)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Is this your thing these days?	(0:12:31.26)
▶ Taeko : How am I supposed to know?	(0:12:32.76)
▶ Gouriki : Exactly. But Odokawa identified him immediately.	(0:12:35.95)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : It's clearly Kakihana.	(0:12:39.52)
▶ Taeko : But that's just how Odokawa-san is.	(0:12:41.53)
▶ Taeko : He remembers the faces of customers I don't recognize.	(0:12:43.72)
▶ Taeko : I bet you'd be good at customer service.	(0:12:46.45)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : I can't unless they make an impression.	(0:12:48.62)
▶ Gouriki : That's not the question here.	(0:12:51.12)
▶ Gouriki : Do you know who this is?	(0:12:55.37)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Of course not.	(0:12:57.75)
▶ Gouriki : Really?	(0:12:59.38)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Really.	(0:13:00.13)
▶ Taeko : Odokawa-san, are you psychic? Like Psychometrer What's-his-name?	(0:13:01.00)
▶ Gouriki : What's this, then?	(0:13:04.77)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : A bird?	(0:13:06.74)
▶ Taeko : Even I know that one. It's a bird.	(0:13:07.60)
▶ Gouriki : Correct.	(0:13:10.22)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Are you making fun of me?	(0:13:11.17)
▶ Gouriki : Next, this one.	(0:13:12.24)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Shirakawa-san.	(0:13:14.55)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : What the hell have you been up to?	(0:13:16.53)
▶ Taeko : That's Shirakawa-san? Is this some kind of kink?	(0:13:18.23)
▶ Taeko : Mixing your personal and professional lives? My, how scandalous.	(0:13:20.88)
▶ Gouriki : I see.	(0:13:23.53)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : What are you trying to pull?	(0:13:24.38)
▶ Gouriki : Nevermind. Let's drink.	(0:13:26.39)
▶ Gouriki : Ma'am, drink with us.	(0:13:28.01)
▶ Taeko : Perhaps I'll have a drink, then.	(0:13:29.32)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Must be nice being unemployed.	(0:13:30.74)
▶ Gouriki : I know. Why don't we call Kakihana?	(0:13:32.39)
▶ Gouriki : I bet he'll come if I say I'm paying.	(0:13:34.20)
▶ Sekiguchi : So, Yamamoto, what's your bad news?	(0:13:50.27)
▶ Yamamoto : It's about the dash cam data.	(0:13:53.70)
▶ Yamamoto : Apparently someone else has offered to buy it for 900 million.	(0:13:57.56)
▶ Sekiguchi : 900 million? He's lying so he can gouge you.	(0:14:00.29)
▶ Yamamoto : I hope you're right, but we need to get that dash cam data soon.	(0:14:03.38)
▶ Yamamoto : It was on the news the other day.	(0:14:07.57)
▶ Yamamoto : I haven't been able to sleep since then.	(0:14:09.97)
▶ Yamamoto : I keep expecting my doorbell to ring.	(0:14:11.93)
▶ Sekiguchi : Quit your whining!	(0:14:15.37)
▶ Yamamoto : Mystery Kiss is doing great right now.	(0:14:20.12)
▶ Yamamoto : Their CD is about to go on sale!	(0:14:22.45)
▶ Sekiguchi : You mean they'll make more money?	(0:14:24.80)
▶ Yamamoto : Yes, and a guy who's a fan of our Nikaido	(0:14:27.51)
▶ Yamamoto : won one billion yen in the lottery.	(0:14:31.82)
▶ Yamamoto : I'm not sure if it's true or not,	(0:14:34.49)
▶ Yamamoto : but I imagine he'll spend quite a lot of money on us.	(0:14:35.93)
▶ Sekiguchi : One billion? Robbing him would be more profitable.	(0:14:39.19)
▶ Yamamoto : That won't help Mystery Kiss get big!	(0:14:43.19)
▶ Yano : Okay, okay. Nikaido sure is cute.	(0:14:45.28)
▶ Yano : Ask her if she'd like to spend a night with me nude.	(0:14:47.92)
▶ Yano : I was picturing that future but still listening to you.	(0:14:50.64)
▶ Yano : My instincts tell me Dobu-san is involved.	(0:14:54.12)
▶ Yano : Like the cop from those books. Inspector Totsugawa, I think he was called.	(0:14:55.87)
▶ Sekiguchi : Dobu-san offered to buy the data for 900 million?	(0:15:00.33)
▶ Yano : That's what I'm thinkin'.	(0:15:02.17)
▶ Yano : He knows the guy who has the one billion, let that sink in.	(0:15:03.27)
▶ Yano : He's tryin' to get us to rob him, and earn a free win.	(0:15:06.07)
▶ Yano : Or Dobu-san himself is planning to rob the fella, I know.	(0:15:08.47)
▶ Yano : I can see his train of thought clearly as it comes and goes.	(0:15:11.28)
▶ Yano : That's what makes me the best, y'know?!	(0:15:13.51)
▶ Sekiguchi : So, what should we do?	(0:15:17.22)
▶ Yano : What should we do? We do what we can.	(0:15:18.43)
▶ Yano : For now, we'll just play along with his little plan.	(0:15:20.21)
▶ Yano : He's a tasty target for us, too, so I'm a fan.	(0:15:23.23)
▶ Yano : A few million would be another story.	(0:15:26.30)
▶ Yano : But playing the odds for a billion? Mandatory.	(0:15:28.95)
▶ Yano : Dobu-san's trying to make money by ripping off my act.	(0:15:30.99)
▶ Yano : Without a doubt, he's a shitty copycat.	(0:15:33.04)
▶ Yano : I'd like to take him down, but I need forty winks.	(0:15:34.65)
▶ Yano : Game set for tonight, tomorrow it's time to think.	(0:15:37.05)
▶ Sekiguchi : What should we do with him?	(0:15:40.29)
▶ Yano : He's an extra life in video game terms.	(0:15:42.40)
▶ Yano : We should hold onto all the sacrificial pawns we can, as far as I'm concerned.	(0:15:46.55)
▶ Yano : The more you have, the more prepared you'll be for misfortune.	(0:15:49.24)
▶ Yano : You understand that, right? Then don't speak, okay?	(0:15:52.67)
▶ Yano : I'll be thinkin' about you night and day.	(0:15:54.91)
▶ Yano : Until he cashes that lottery ticket, we'll be keeping you locked away.	(0:15:57.35)
▶ Yano : So, Kakihana, live as long as you can.	(0:16:02.33)
▶ Yano : Are you of sound mind? This might be the last time, man.	(0:16:05.57)
▶ Yano : Talk to her before you forget how.	(0:16:08.03)
▶ Yano : I called her number for you just now.	(0:16:10.44)
▶ Kakihana : Hey, Mom. Sorry for calling so late.	(0:16:13.39)
▶ Kakihana : No, it's nothing.	(0:16:17.45)
▶ Kakihana : I was just wondering how you're doing.	(0:16:20.81)
▶ Kakihana : The other day, I said I might be getting married, but...	(0:16:23.76)
▶ Kakihana : It's not happening.	(0:16:30.01)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Hey, Dobu. To your left. It's Kabasawa.	(0:16:35.47)
▶ Kabasawa : As you just saw, I finally succeeded in filming him myself.	(0:16:38.30)
▶ Kabasawa : The Kabasawa Online Salon closed community met in Shibuya	(0:16:41.96)
▶ Kabasawa : wearing skull masks for a million yen prize for whoever catches him,	(0:16:46.52)
▶ Kabasawa : but one of our members became his victim.	(0:16:49.64)
▶ Kabasawa : He won't get away with this!	(0:16:51.86)
▶ Kabasawa : So, everyone, let's corner Dobu.	(0:16:52.85)
▶ Kabasawa : If you'd like to help, please join the Kabasawa Online Salon.	(0:16:55.44)
▶ Kabasawa : We're trying to break ten thousand members.	(0:16:59.74)
▶ Kabasawa : For a limited time, the monthly fee is just ten thousand yen!	(0:17:01.90)
▶ Kabasawa : Anyway, didn't that video strike you as a little odd?	(0:17:04.78)
▶ Kabasawa : That voice at the end shouting, ＂Hey, Dobu. To your left. It's Kabasawa.＂	(0:17:08.22)
▶ Kabasawa : Who was that?	(0:17:12.01)
▶ Kabasawa : I think there's a traitor in the salon.	(0:17:13.32)
▶ Kabasawa : After all, I was wearing this then.	(0:17:16.79)
▶ Kabasawa : How did they know?! It doesn't make sense!	(0:17:20.81)
▶ Kabasawa : Whoever finds the traitor gets a million yen, too!	(0:17:22.85)
▶ Kabasawa : The Online Salon is jumping at shadows now!	(0:17:25.56)
▶ Kabasawa : Show them our solidarity! Catch them!	(0:17:27.93)
▶ Kabasawa : Catch Dobu! Catch the traitor!	(0:17:29.69)
▶ Kabasawa : That's right, you! I promise I'll expose you!	(0:17:32.42)
▶ Shibagaki : We made it to the semifinals.	(0:17:57.83)
▶ Shibagaki : Yeah!	(0:18:00.15)
▶ Dobu : So, Yamamoto the manager seemed flustered?	(0:18:03.45)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Yeah. He wanted to know who was trying to buy it for 900 million.	(0:18:07.72)
▶ Dobu : He was heading to a warehouse at the harbor, right?	(0:18:12.33)
▶ Dobu : He's definitely connected to Yano, then.	(0:18:14.69)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Was the boss's classmate's daughter in the dash cam data?	(0:18:17.65)
▶ Dobu : I checked, but I don't know which passenger she would be.	(0:18:22.39)
▶ Dobu : And it's not like I can show the boss.	(0:18:26.17)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : So, what are you going to do next?	(0:18:28.65)
▶ Dobu : I'm gonna rob a bank.	(0:18:31.21)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : What? Sorry, I wasn't listening.	(0:18:36.55)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Apparently my friend is missing.	(0:18:39.57)
▶ Dobu : I'm going to rob a bank.	(0:18:42.72)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Are you stupid? How, in this day and age?	(0:18:45.62)
▶ Dobu : To be precise, I'm going to rob someone who's at the bank to make a withdrawal.	(0:18:48.42)
▶ Dobu : I want you to help me.	(0:18:52.26)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Is the risk-return worth it?	(0:18:53.71)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Nobody walks around with that much cash.	(0:18:56.07)
▶ Dobu : It's worth the risk. After all, he'll have one billion yen.	(0:18:58.69)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : What do you mean? Explain.	(0:19:02.29)
▶ Dobu : It takes a week or two to get enough cash for a large withdrawal.	(0:19:05.08)
▶ Dobu : They're supposed to contact me when that happens.	(0:19:10.37)
▶ Dobu : They'll let me know who's receiving how much cash on what day at what time,	(0:19:13.54)
▶ Dobu : because I've bribed a bank employee.	(0:19:18.52)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : And then you're free to do what you want with them?	(0:19:21.45)
▶ Dobu : That's right. That's when the real crime begins.	(0:19:23.35)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Where did the number one billion yen come from?	(0:19:27.27)
▶ Dobu : The bank in question exchanges lottery tickets for money.	(0:19:29.99)
▶ Dobu : Anyone who wins a large amount has to go there.	(0:19:33.24)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Even so, nobody would withdraw that much money in cash.	(0:19:36.54)
▶ Dobu : But recently, someone has appeared on the internet	(0:19:39.38)
▶ Dobu : claiming to have won one billion yen.	(0:19:42.48)
▶ Dobu : Yano's probably aware of him, too.	(0:19:44.58)
▶ Dobu : Because I demanded one billion from Yamamoto,	(0:19:47.77)
▶ Dobu : Yano will go after that guy for his one billion yen.	(0:19:51.00)
▶ Dobu : I don't know if they'll threaten him,	(0:19:54.32)
▶ Dobu : but they'll force him to withdraw the money.	(0:19:56.94)
▶ Dobu : I'll be waiting for that opportunity.	(0:20:00.77)
▶ Dobu : It's what you call fishing in troubled waters.	(0:20:02.89)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Can you trust someone who makes that claim online?	(0:20:04.71)
▶ Dobu : If it's fake, that's fine.	(0:20:08.93)
▶ Dobu : Somebody won one billion yen.	(0:20:11.14)
▶ Dobu : Yano and his crew will find them.	(0:20:13.42)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : How much is one billion yen in cash?	(0:20:15.61)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Can it be easily stolen?	(0:20:18.68)
▶ Dobu : It weighs about 100 kilos. Not impossible to carry.	(0:20:20.65)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : I doubt the bank employees will help you.	(0:20:23.96)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Do you have other allies?	(0:20:26.24)
▶ Dobu : Among the police, yeah.	(0:20:27.77)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Who?	(0:20:29.49)
▶ Dobu : You've been asking some very thoughtful and expository questions.	(0:20:30.20)
▶ Dobu : Like you're trying to get me to commit to answers for a third party to listen to.	(0:20:35.50)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : I'm getting involved in a major crime here.	(0:20:40.01)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Of course I want to know the details.	(0:20:43.11)
▶ Dobu : Who, huh? I'm sure you have some idea.	(0:20:44.68)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : I don't. Who is it?	(0:20:48.07)
▶ Dobu : Daimon.	(0:20:51.52)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Really? Which one?	(0:20:53.58)
▶ Dobu : The older brother.	(0:20:55.36)
▶ Dobu : Is Kakihana your missing friend?	(0:20:59.84)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Yeah. I'm worried about him.	(0:21:03.01)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : I'm going to look for him where I think I might find him.	(0:21:04.91)
▶ Dobu : Be ready to go anytime. Stay nimble and alert.	(0:21:07.26)
▶ Dobu : We haven't found skull mask or Kabasawa yet, either—	(0:21:10.41)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Don't treat me like your henchman.	(0:21:14.35)
▶ Imai : Thank you.	(0:21:19.00)
▶ Imai : Hello?	(0:21:23.86)
▶ Imai : Well, if it isn't Odokawa-sama.	(0:21:25.47)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : I'm coming to pick you up. Get off work.	(0:21:27.89)
▶ Imai : What? Really?	(0:21:30.32)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : What is that monkey doing?	(0:21:44.94)
▶ Imai : What is it, Odokawa-sama?	(0:21:53.36)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : When are you going to cash your one billion yen?	(0:21:55.10)
▶ Imai : Mystery Kiss' CD is going on sale on Christmas.	(0:21:57.46)
▶ Imai : I thought I'd time it with that.	(0:22:00.67)
▶ Imai : I'm going to pre-order 300,000 this time.	(0:22:02.59)
▶ Imai : When you think of it that way, one billion doesn't seem like much.	(0:22:04.99)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Could you wait a little longer to redeem your ticket?	(0:22:07.86)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Some gangsters are after your money.	(0:22:10.37)
▶ Imai : Seriously?! That's super scary!	(0:22:13.34)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : It's because you posted about it online, you idiot.	(0:22:16.39)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : I want you to change residences and lay low for a while.	(0:22:18.69)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Also, is that picture of your winning lottery ticket still online?	(0:22:21.51)
▶ Imai : Huh?	(0:22:24.55)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Edit it and re-upload it.	(0:22:25.33)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Say you actually didn't win.	(0:22:28.04)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : That you wanted to show off. Pretend you're a pitiful idiot.	(0:22:30.31)
▶ Imai : Will that work?	(0:22:33.33)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : I don't know if this will make you feel better,	(0:22:34.74)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : but you do want to live a long life, right?	(0:22:36.72)
▶ Imai : Yes. I can't die until Mystery Kiss takes over the country.	(0:22:38.46)
▶ Imai : Mystery Kiss has been through a lot of hardship,	(0:22:42.37)
▶ Imai : but their spring's finally on the horizon!	(0:22:44.34)
▶ Imai : Ow. What was that for, Odokawa-sama?	(0:22:50.34)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : What did you just say?	(0:22:54.31)
▶ Imai : Ow. What was that for, Odokawa-sama?	(0:22:56.07)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Before that.	(0:22:59.85)
▶ Imai : Mystery Kiss' CD is going on sale on Christmas.	(0:23:00.73)
▶ Imai : I thought I'd time it with that.	(0:23:04.00)
▶ Imai : I'm going to pre-order 300,000 this time.	(0:23:05.93)
▶ Imai : When you think of it that way, one billion doesn't seem like much.	(0:23:08.13)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : That's too far back.	(0:23:10.11)
▶ Imai : What? I can't die until Mystery Kiss takes over the country.	(0:23:11.49)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : After that.	(0:23:14.87)
▶ Imai : Their spring's finally on the horizon.	(0:23:15.87)
▶ Kakihana : My spring's finally on the horizon, though.	(0:23:19.32)
▶ Kakihana : Kakihana-san!! Good luck at work	(0:23:21.46)
▶ Kakihana : Well, read it and weep.	(0:23:21.65)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : How could I forget about that? Stupid, stupid, stupid!	(0:23:26.57)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : She's a calico cat.	(0:23:31.63)
▶ Kakihana : Good to see ya, Odokawa!	(0:23:35.35)
▶ Kakihana : You gettin' enough to drink? Is your glass empty?	(0:23:37.96)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : What are you...	(0:23:40.34)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : Hey, Kakihana. What's gotten into you?	(0:23:42.07)
▶ Kakihana : All these painful memories came flooding back...	(0:23:44.64)
▶ Hiroshi Odokawa : You sound totally screwed.	(0:23:47.73)