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▶ Italy Veneziano : Hetalia.	(0:00:00.00)
▶ America : All right! This commences the Allied Summit!	(0:00:00.33)
▶ America : Hey, China!	(0:00:03.92)
▶ America : Aren't you a bit late?	(0:00:05.11)
▶ China : I didn't plan on being late,	(0:00:06.69)
▶ China : but I was busy making Zui Xie.	(0:00:08.91)
▶ China : However, I don't regret what I did.	(0:00:11.62)
▶ England : It doesn't matter anymore. Just sit down.	(0:00:15.28)
▶ China : Understood.	(0:00:17.78)
▶ China : Please wait a moment.	(0:00:18.98)
▶ China : Come in, brothers.	(0:00:20.55)
▶ England : Christ, is cooking crab more important than the summit?	(0:00:26.17)
▶ China : I prioritize eating over everything else.	(0:00:29.90)
▶ England : Oh, come on...	(0:00:32.50)
▶ England : Fine. Give me one of those crabs then.	(0:00:33.90)
▶ EXTRA : It's 30 dollars for one.	(0:00:38.55)
▶ England : Don't just build a city in the conference room!	(0:00:40.46)
▶ Germany : Your numbers!	(0:01:00.88)
▶ Italy Veneziano : One!	(0:01:01.79)
▶ Germany : All right, let's begin with the training.	(0:01:02.66)
▶ Germany : First of all, Italian Army! Shut your mouths and put your hands in your pockets!	(0:01:05.19)
▶ Italy Veneziano : Yes, sir.	(0:01:09.16)
▶ Germany : I've got quite the sermon for you today,	(0:01:10.61)
▶ Germany : in regards to your attitudes on the battlefield!	(0:01:13.86)
▶ Germany : You flee at odd times, and attack at odd times!	(0:01:16.36)
▶ Germany : You should learn to adapt to situations.	(0:01:20.31)
▶ Italy Veneziano : Someone's here...	(0:01:21.45)
▶ Italy Veneziano : It's the English Army!	(0:01:23.83)
▶ Germany : Never give up on the battlefield, no matter how hopeless the situation is!	(0:01:24.17)
▶ Germany : Don't just call your mother's name!	(0:01:27.31)
▶ Germany : And decide your actions	(0:01:29.85)
▶ Germany : with a strong will after you've calmly determined the enemy's movements!	(0:01:31.71)
▶ Italy Veneziano : Wow! A puppy!	(0:01:35.14)
▶ Italy Veneziano : Good boy, good boy.	(0:01:37.85)
▶ America : All right! The middle of the summit has gone perfectly!	(0:01:40.64)
▶ America : ... Is what I want to say, but just a moment.	(0:01:43.58)
▶ America : Don't you feel like there's something strange going on around here?	(0:01:46.61)
▶ England : I feel it.	(0:01:50.22)
▶ England : It's like there's someone other than us here.	(0:01:51.19)
▶ France : It's probably like a spirit behind his back, or General Frost, or his previous Emperor, or whatever.	(0:01:53.58)
▶ Russia : Eh, me?	(0:01:58.40)
▶ China : I also feel something strangely uncanny.	(0:02:00.34)
▶ China : I'm scared.	(0:02:03.30)
▶ America : Jeez! This is too scary!	(0:02:05.94)
▶ America : China, you can eat your crab now.	(0:02:07.99)
▶ China : Got it!	(0:02:09.68)
▶ France : I just counted one more country than there should be in here!	(0:02:10.74)
▶ England : You're kidding! Nobody knows who the other country is!	(0:02:13.74)
▶ Canada : I wonder when it'll be my turn to say something...	(0:02:18.18)
▶ Canada : I'm looking forward to it!	(0:02:21.69)
▶ EXTRA : Who're you?	(0:02:23.40)
▶ Canada : I'm Canada.	(0:02:24.15)
▶ Germany : Your numbers!	(0:02:33.34)
▶ Italy Veneziano : One!	(0:02:34.36)
▶ Japan : Two!	(0:02:35.13)
▶ Germany : All right! This is the middle part of your training.	(0:02:35.67)
▶ Germany : Each of you, brace yourselves, and do your best until the end!	(0:02:37.67)
▶ Japan : Yes, sir!	(0:02:40.26)
▶ Italy Veneziano : Yes, sir!	(0:02:40.26)
▶ Germany : Italy! Run properly!	(0:02:54.27)
▶ Germany : After this run is over, we're getting lunch!	(0:02:57.24)
▶ Germany : Looks like he's catching up.	(0:03:03.68)
▶ Germany : With the proper motivation, he could do anything.	(0:03:05.57)
▶ Germany : Hey! Don't just run away while I'm praising you!	(0:03:10.77)
▶ Italy Veneziano : The English are here!	(0:03:14.26)
▶ Germany : Hey, hold it, Italy!	(0:03:17.99)
▶ Germany : Why are you only fast when you're running away?!	(0:03:19.98)
▶ Japan : They say Italian tanks can advance sixty kilometers a week on the battlefield,	(0:03:23.71)
▶ Japan : but after spotting English troops, they can retreat sixty kilometers in a single day.	(0:03:28.19)
▶ Germany : That's all for training today!	(0:03:34.11)
▶ Germany : Hold it, you bastard!	(0:03:36.10)
▶ America : All right, let's dissolve this summit here!	(0:03:38.82)
▶ America : Everyone, I'm sure you understand,	(0:03:42.86)
▶ America : but since what we discussed is top secret, you should be very careful and not leak anything.	(0:03:45.10)
▶ America : That's all!	(0:03:49.03)
▶ Italy Veneziano : Hey, hey! Are we eating after this?	(0:04:05.18)
▶ Italy Veneziano : We're eating, aren't we?	(0:04:08.23)
▶ Italy Veneziano : Food would be great.	(0:04:09.99)
▶ Italy Veneziano : Food, right?	(0:04:11.96)
▶ Italy Veneziano : If there's pasta, I'll be really happy!	(0:04:13.18)
▶ Italy Veneziano : We're having pasta, aren't we?	(0:04:16.20)
▶ Italy Veneziano : Pasta would be great.	(0:04:17.60)
▶ Italy Veneziano : Pasta, right?	(0:04:19.25)
▶ America : Why is Italy sitting at the table!?	(0:04:20.39)
▶ America : Hold it! What are the guards here doing!?	(0:04:23.09)
▶ Germany : I knew Italy wouldn't make a good spy.	(0:04:26.52)

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