“ You finally came. There's this girl I've never seen before keeping watch back there. But no matter how much I shoot her, I always lose by time out... So could you do something about her? Please. ”

“ That's right, that's how I became an unwanted youkai. Oh, such terrible old memories...... ”

“ Maybe I should go back to being a normal umbrella... ”

“ Well, there are youkai that eat meat, and there are youkai who eat your spirit. If you humans don't get surprised by me, I'll get hungry. ”

“ Oh, so you're saying to go back to square one! Maybe that's not a bad idea ... ”

“ Ship? That's got nothing to do with me. I'm just a cheerful youkai who lives to surprise people. So, be surprised! ”

“ Well, I've been really bored lately... Nobody's ever surprised by an umbrella flying all by itself ... Hm, it looks like you're not surprised, either. ”