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Konata Izumi : Since fall is for reading...	(0:01:32.75)
Konata Izumi : ...I've been getting my hands on all sorts of books.	(0:01:34.39)
Kagami Hiiragi : That's unusual.	(0:01:37.63)
Konata Izumi : Even though it's for an educational purpose...	(0:01:38.97)
Konata Izumi : ...the expenses are piling up.	(0:01:40.98)
Kagami Hiiragi : You don't have to buy them.	(0:01:43.02)
Kagami Hiiragi : Couldn't you just go to a library or something?	(0:01:44.02)
Kagami Hiiragi : They actually have some stuff you'd want.	(0:01:46.23)
Konata Izumi : Nah.	(0:01:48.11)
Konata Izumi : A library wouldn't have manga.	(0:01:48.78)
Kagami Hiiragi : Reading books, huh...	(0:01:52.40)
Kagami Hiiragi : Reading BOOKS, huh...	(0:01:54.61)
Konata Izumi : Can't concentrate...	(0:01:59.53)
Konata Izumi : Well, you have to take a break every now and then.	(0:02:10.87)
Konata Izumi : Like this.	(0:02:13.90)
Konata Izumi : I'll do a little gaming to relax.	(0:02:15.07)
Konata Izumi : It's Kuroi-sensei.	(0:02:20.34)
Konata Izumi : Hey!	(0:02:22.22)
Konata Izumi : Stop playing and get studying!	(0:02:23.02)
Konata Izumi : I'll be real pissed if your grades are bad.	(0:02:25.50)
Konata Izumi : Shit!	(0:02:28.25)
Konata Izumi : The authorities can even find me here!	(0:02:29.57)
Konata Izumi : Don't do this to me, sensei!	(0:02:31.28)
Konata Izumi : This game suddenly isn't as fun with all these interruptions.	(0:02:33.69)
Konata Izumi : How did you study for tests when you were a student?	(0:02:38.74)
Konata Izumi : Played or slept when I couldn't concentrate.	(0:02:44.74)
Konata Izumi : Nothing special, really.	(0:02:46.88)
Konata Izumi : That's the same as me.	(0:02:49.29)
Konata Izumi : But as an authority figure, I have to be strict.	(0:02:51.37)
Konata Izumi : I get what she means...	(0:02:53.56)
Konata Izumi : ...but it still feels unfair!	(0:02:55.26)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : This time, I plan on setting goals and studying bit by bit.	(0:02:59.84)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Onee-chan, teach me the stuff I don't get.	(0:03:03.91)
Kagami Hiiragi : Then let's study together.	(0:03:06.77)
Kagami Hiiragi : So in this case, x would equal...	(0:03:12.39)
Kagami Hiiragi : What is it?	(0:03:16.31)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I just realized that my TV show's about to start.	(0:03:16.99)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : In today's episode...	(0:03:20.44)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...a weekly magazine reporter...	(0:03:21.54)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...spreads word of the main character's pregnancy.	(0:03:23.50)
Kagami Hiiragi : So you're going to watch TV?	(0:03:27.33)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : It's okay, I'm taping it.	(0:03:29.62)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Um...	(0:03:44.13)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I get sleepy whenever there's a bunch of questions I don't get...	(0:03:47.39)
Kagami Hiiragi : Which means you're always sleepy?	(0:03:50.31)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I probably shouldn't overexert myself right off the bat...	(0:03:53.23)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...so I'll call it a day.	(0:03:55.86)
Kagami Hiiragi : Okay.	(0:03:57.99)
Kagami Hiiragi : I see you're already losing your willpower.	(0:03:58.70)
Konata Izumi : I still can't concentrate!	(0:04:02.78)
Konata Izumi : Okay.	(0:04:05.70)
Miyuki Takara : You want a trick for studying for a test?	(0:04:07.41)
Konata Izumi : I was wondering how you study.	(0:04:09.63)
Miyuki Takara : Let's see...	(0:04:12.39)
Miyuki Takara : If you concentrate too hard, you'll wear yourself out.	(0:04:14.05)
Miyuki Takara : In my case, I just follow my usual habits.	(0:04:17.72)
Konata Izumi : So I'm pretty confident about today's test.	(0:04:21.46)
Konata Izumi : I feel so enlightened.	(0:04:24.56)
Kagami Hiiragi : Aren't your usual habits a little risky?	(0:04:26.39)
Kagami Hiiragi : You don't do anything.	(0:04:29.28)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : But it's so cute...	(0:04:31.52)
Konata Izumi : And its claws are venomous.	(0:04:33.98)
Miyuki Takara : My...	(0:04:36.53)
Miyuki Takara : So it's actually quite frightening.	(0:04:37.36)
Kagami Hiiragi : Yo.	(0:04:40.11)
Konata Izumi : Kagami.	(0:04:41.69)
Konata Izumi : How'd it go?	(0:04:42.41)
Kagami Hiiragi : This one was pretty bad.	(0:04:43.45)
Kagami Hiiragi : Though I maintained my standing.	(0:04:45.54)
Konata Izumi : So you also do bad sometimes.	(0:04:47.73)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Because onee-chan helped me out.	(0:04:49.83)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : As a result, I did better than usual.	(0:04:52.96)
Kagami Hiiragi : How about you?	(0:04:55.96)
Konata Izumi : Strangely enough, I did bad.	(0:04:57.71)
Konata Izumi : And I was so sure I'd do well.	(0:05:00.63)
Kagami Hiiragi : Nothing strange about it at all.	(0:05:01.78)
Kagami Hiiragi : It was inevitable.	(0:05:03.35)
Konata Izumi : But you know...	(0:05:05.01)
Konata Izumi : ...I was feeling that birds of a feather flock together.	(0:05:06.18)
Konata Izumi : For example...	(0:05:09.85)
Konata Izumi : Kagami and Miyuki-san are both class representatives.	(0:05:10.73)
Konata Izumi : Kagami and I both like games.	(0:05:14.44)
Kagami Hiiragi : Well, different genres though.	(0:05:17.21)
Kagami Hiiragi : You play dating sims and RPGs.	(0:05:19.43)
Kagami Hiiragi : And I play shooters.	(0:05:21.36)
Konata Izumi : I was thinking that Tsukasa and I were both stupid...	(0:05:22.91)
Konata Izumi : ...but there was a significant gap this time.	(0:05:26.54)
Konata Izumi : Well, I'm not really concerned about doing bad.	(0:05:28.89)
Kagami Hiiragi : Be a little concerned.	(0:05:32.29)
Kagami Hiiragi : If you slack off because everybody else also did bad...	(0:05:33.79)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...you'll fall behind.	(0:05:36.34)
Konata Izumi : Actually...	(0:05:40.27)
Konata Izumi : I didn't make any bets with otou-san...	(0:05:41.36)
Konata Izumi : ...so I'm not really angry.	(0:05:44.30)
Kagami Hiiragi : You're gonna grow up to be a bad person.	(0:05:46.18)
Kagami Hiiragi : If you're gonna copy Miyuki...	(0:05:49.05)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...take notes regularly...	(0:05:50.68)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...instead of waiting till tests are coming up.	(0:05:52.31)
Konata Izumi : Miyuki-san is really methodical.	(0:05:54.10)
Konata Izumi : Textbook example of a type A person.	(0:05:56.48)
Miyuki Takara : Many people have told me that...	(0:05:59.44)
Miyuki Takara : ...but I'm actually type O.	(0:06:01.15)
Kagami Hiiragi : You're type O?	(0:06:03.98)
Kagami Hiiragi : Never would have guessed.	(0:06:04.91)
Miyuki Takara : However...	(0:06:06.88)
Miyuki Takara : According to this book...	(0:06:10.24)
Miyuki Takara : ...I possess many of the qualities...	(0:06:11.91)
Miyuki Takara : ...characteristic of type O people.	(0:06:15.00)
Miyuki Takara : For example...	(0:06:16.92)
Miyuki Takara : It's said that type O people tend to be...	(0:06:18.67)
Miyuki Takara : ...childish and innocent...	(0:06:20.97)
Miyuki Takara : ...which describes me perfectly.	(0:06:22.63)
Konata Izumi : Type O people tend to be pushy and possessive...	(0:06:24.42)
Konata Izumi : I guess there's another side to Miyuki-san.	(0:06:29.01)
Kagami Hiiragi : You're probably type A.	(0:06:31.39)
Konata Izumi : But a lot of people mistake me for a type B.	(0:06:33.72)
Kagami Hiiragi : Type A people are skilled in social functions and considerate.	(0:06:36.90)
Kagami Hiiragi : They tend to seek peaceful human interaction?	(0:06:39.69)
Kagami Hiiragi : Does this even match you?	(0:06:42.35)
Konata Izumi : I can be really sensitive to the situation.	(0:06:43.70)
Kagami Hiiragi : Only when it's something you're interested in.	(0:06:46.32)
Konata Izumi : I'm gentle and attentive to other people.	(0:06:48.45)
Kagami Hiiragi : When it involves homework.	(0:06:50.29)
Konata Izumi : What about you, Kagami?	(0:06:54.45)
Kagami Hiiragi : Me?	(0:06:56.25)
Kagami Hiiragi : I'm type B.	(0:06:57.10)
Konata Izumi : So you're laid-back, rude, erratic, unconventional, naive, and insolent, huh?	(0:06:58.34)
Kagami Hiiragi : What about it?	(0:07:03.76)
Konata Izumi : Then Tsukasa's type AB?	(0:07:04.65)
Kagami Hiiragi : What's that supposed to mean?	(0:07:06.96)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Why?	(0:07:07.97)
Konata Izumi : Just a hunch.	(0:07:08.68)
Konata Izumi : If you go by personality...	(0:07:09.97)
Konata Izumi : ...Tsukasa would be type A...	(0:07:11.83)
Konata Izumi : ...and Kagami would be type B.	(0:07:13.02)
Kagami Hiiragi : We're both type B.	(0:07:15.43)
Kagami Hiiragi : We're twins, remember?	(0:07:17.65)
Konata Izumi : That's right.	(0:07:19.27)
Konata Izumi : I forgot.	(0:07:20.19)
Kagami Hiiragi : And I'm not as laid-back as you are.	(0:07:21.28)
Miyuki Takara : Speaking of horoscopes...	(0:07:23.56)
Miyuki Takara : ...I've also heard of ones for animals and sushi.	(0:07:25.03)
Konata Izumi : Sushi?	(0:07:28.25)
Konata Izumi : Let's see...	(0:07:30.94)
Konata Izumi : Miyuki-san is...	(0:07:31.54)
Kagami Hiiragi : So Miyuki would be salmon roe.	(0:07:33.61)
Konata Izumi : Still high-class, I see.	(0:07:34.96)
Miyuki Takara : I love salmon roe!	(0:07:36.66)
Kagami Hiiragi : And?	(0:07:38.75)
Kagami Hiiragi : What about Tsukasa and me?	(0:07:39.25)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Cucumber roll.	(0:07:43.42)
Konata Izumi : A cucumber roll, huh?	(0:07:45.04)
Konata Izumi : Well, I guess it counts as sushi.	(0:07:46.63)
Konata Izumi : This is pretty accurate.	(0:07:49.01)
Kagami Hiiragi : And what about you?	(0:07:50.39)
Konata Izumi : Me?	(0:07:52.10)
Konata Izumi : Sliced ginger?	(0:07:55.59)
Kagami Hiiragi : It says sliced ginger!	(0:07:57.97)
Konata Izumi : Don't look down on ginger!	(0:08:00.68)
Miyuki Takara : Well...	(0:08:02.23)
Miyuki Takara : You can't have sushi without it...	(0:08:02.94)
Miyuki Takara : ...and the horoscope's description is positive.	(0:08:05.32)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : That's true.	(0:08:09.15)
Kagami Hiiragi : And cucumber rolls count as sushi, right?	(0:08:10.16)
Kagami Hiiragi : Hello?	(0:08:15.20)
Kagami Hiiragi : Konata?	(0:08:15.66)
Kagami Hiiragi : About the blood type conversation today...	(0:08:16.62)
Kagami Hiiragi : Just to make sure you know...	(0:08:18.54)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...fraternal twins can have different blood types...	(0:08:20.08)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...so your guess wasn't wrong.	(0:08:23.17)
Kagami Hiiragi : You might take me seriously so thought I'd mention it.	(0:08:25.51)
Konata Izumi : Thanks a lot.	(0:08:28.09)
Konata Izumi : You're an honest person.	(0:08:30.59)
Konata Izumi : I'm starting to see the type A in you.	(0:08:31.93)
Konata Izumi : Oh, yeah...	(0:08:34.76)
Konata Izumi : There was a psychic reading on TV.	(0:08:35.39)
Kagami Hiiragi : With those things...	(0:08:38.95)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...they'll guess right with some people and wrong with others...	(0:08:40.23)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...so they'd at least make one correct guess.	(0:08:45.40)
Konata Izumi : Kagami...	(0:08:49.40)
Konata Izumi : Don't be so pragmatic...	(0:08:50.61)
Konata Izumi : You'll never have fun in life.	(0:08:53.08)
Konata Izumi : Act more like your age.	(0:08:55.12)
Tadao Hiiragi : Tsukasa.	(0:08:57.95)
Tadao Hiiragi : You worked hard this time.	(0:08:58.71)
Tadao Hiiragi : Kagami did worse than usual.	(0:09:02.29)
Tadao Hiiragi : But she still got a higher score, huh...	(0:09:06.40)
Tadao Hiiragi : Good work, girls.	(0:09:11.59)
Tadao Hiiragi : How should I put it...	(0:09:14.55)
Tadao Hiiragi : You did the best you could...	(0:09:15.60)
Matsuri Hiiragi : Ooh.	(0:09:17.56)
Matsuri Hiiragi : Tsukasa worked hard.	(0:09:18.18)
Matsuri Hiiragi : But Kagami still scored higher.	(0:09:20.26)
Tadao Hiiragi : Hey, Matsuri.	(0:09:22.56)
Tadao Hiiragi : Can't you be more considerate?	(0:09:23.77)
Kagami Hiiragi : Good morning!	(0:09:28.31)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Good morning!	(0:09:28.31)
EXTRA : Oh, good morning.	(0:09:29.82)
EXTRA : I envy how the two of you are such fine young ladies.	(0:09:31.98)
Kagami Hiiragi : Not at all.	(0:09:35.70)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : You're too kind.	(0:09:36.16)
EXTRA : To get such wonderful grades at that Ryouou High...	(0:09:37.16)
EXTRA : I wish my children had a fraction of your ability.	(0:09:41.08)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : It's like...	(0:09:43.24)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'm being praised because I'm her sister...	(0:09:44.29)
Kagami Hiiragi : Nah.	(0:09:44.71)
Kagami Hiiragi : We aren't that impressive.	(0:09:45.34)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...so I can't really appreciate it.	(0:09:47.00)
Kagami Hiiragi : Tests are over.	(0:09:54.17)
Kagami Hiiragi : Why don't we go all-out and have some fun?	(0:09:55.24)
Konata Izumi : Sounds good.	(0:09:57.86)
Kagami Hiiragi : How about watching a movie for once?	(0:09:58.90)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : What's in theaters right now?	(0:10:01.12)
Konata Izumi : There's a great one right now.	(0:10:03.10)
Kagami Hiiragi : What is it?	(0:10:05.04)
Konata Izumi : You could call it a splatter film...	(0:10:05.71)
Konata Izumi : ...but it still has some psycho-suspenseful, shocking horror elements.	(0:10:07.46)
Kagami Hiiragi : Then let's do that!	(0:10:12.34)
Kagami Hiiragi : How about we go home first and meet up later?	(0:10:13.88)
Konata Izumi : Let's do that! Let's do that!	(0:10:16.34)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : This isn't fun...	(0:10:18.92)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I can't have fun like this!	(0:10:20.26)
EXTRA : Still got time. What should we do?	(0:10:25.84)
Kagami Hiiragi : Konata sure is late.	(0:10:27.27)
Kagami Hiiragi : Is she late again?	(0:10:29.34)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Maybe...	(0:10:30.73)
Kagami Hiiragi : She couldn't have come before us, right?	(0:10:31.90)
Kagami Hiiragi : Honestly...	(0:10:36.19)
Kagami Hiiragi : The movie's about to start.	(0:10:37.15)
Kagami Hiiragi : When did she...	(0:10:41.94)
Kagami Hiiragi : I couldn't recognize you without that thing...	(0:10:43.28)
Kagami Hiiragi : Anyway, we're short on time, so let's go.	(0:10:46.57)
Konata Izumi : Oh, yeah.	(0:10:49.53)
Konata Izumi : Pretend I'm your sister.	(0:10:50.29)
Kagami Hiiragi : Why?	(0:10:53.75)
Konata Izumi : Well...	(0:10:54.71)
Konata Izumi : Then I can buy a child's ticket without looking weird.	(0:10:55.38)
Kagami Hiiragi : Stupid kid.	(0:10:58.26)
Kagami Hiiragi : She whines about her height all the time...	(0:10:59.39)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...but then she exploits it when she can!	(0:11:01.30)
EXTRA : That was terrifying, Take-rin!	(0:11:03.31)
EXTRA : You're so adorable.	(0:11:04.68)
Kagami Hiiragi : I'm a little hungry now.	(0:11:06.31)
Konata Izumi : Me too.	(0:11:07.85)
Konata Izumi : And Tsukasa's probably hungry after screaming so much.	(0:11:08.89)
Kagami Hiiragi : What should we have?	(0:11:12.89)
Konata Izumi : How about a cake buffet?	(0:11:14.11)
Kagami Hiiragi : Sounds great!	(0:11:15.83)
Konata Izumi : The buffet...	(0:11:17.10)
Konata Izumi : A haven for satiating a woman's desires!	(0:11:18.65)
Kagami Hiiragi : They've got so many cakes and drinks.	(0:11:22.65)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Sure do.	(0:11:25.16)
Kagami Hiiragi : I wonder if we'll get through every one.	(0:11:26.54)
Konata Izumi : Piece of cake for Kagami.	(0:11:28.66)
EXTRA : This store has a time limit of one hour.	(0:11:31.20)
EXTRA : You can find beverages in the drink corner over there.	(0:11:34.42)
EXTRA : The cakes are located in the showcase over there.	(0:11:36.96)
EXTRA : Please help yourself.	(0:11:39.76)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Okay!	(0:11:41.34)
Konata Izumi : Okay!	(0:11:41.34)
Kagami Hiiragi : Okay!	(0:11:41.34)
EXTRA : Bow.	(0:11:42.14)
EXTRA : And if you leave an excessive amount of leftovers...	(0:11:45.38)
EXTRA : ...you'll have to pay an extra fee.	(0:11:47.81)
EXTRA : Please keep that in mind.	(0:11:51.77)
EXTRA : Then please enjoy yourselves.	(0:11:54.77)
Konata Izumi : What would be considered an excessive amount?	(0:11:58.48)
Kagami Hiiragi : Some people take a bunch and don't finish.	(0:12:00.73)
Kagami Hiiragi : Come on.	(0:12:03.66)
Kagami Hiiragi : Let's go.	(0:12:04.16)
Kagami Hiiragi : That's a lot...	(0:12:06.24)
Kagami Hiiragi : Can you finish all that?	(0:12:07.61)
Konata Izumi : What about you?	(0:12:09.43)
Kagami Hiiragi : This is normal for cake.	(0:12:11.87)
Kagami Hiiragi : No sweat.	(0:12:14.34)
Konata Izumi : Time to eat!	(0:12:15.63)
Kagami Hiiragi : Time to eat!	(0:12:15.63)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Time to eat!	(0:12:15.63)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Delicious!	(0:12:22.96)
Konata Izumi : And that one!	(0:12:24.59)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : And this one!	(0:12:25.64)
Konata Izumi : I'm in pain now...	(0:12:34.51)
Kagami Hiiragi : We should have slowed down after the first plate.	(0:12:37.10)
Konata Izumi : I've got heartburn.	(0:12:40.73)
EXTRA : Peek.	(0:12:41.58)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : But we have to pay extra if we leave leftovers.	(0:12:43.23)
Konata Izumi : That's bad!	(0:12:46.32)
Konata Izumi : It hurts...	(0:12:53.87)
Konata Izumi : I-I can't do it...	(0:12:55.08)
Kagami Hiiragi : We're almost out of time.	(0:12:58.58)
Konata Izumi : Oh, Kagami!	(0:13:03.67)
Konata Izumi : She's on her second wind!	(0:13:04.93)
Kagami Hiiragi : It'd be a waste otherwise!	(0:13:06.64)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Impossible.	(0:13:12.47)
Kagami Hiiragi : No! No!	(0:13:14.01)
Kagami Hiiragi : If you drink too much water...	(0:13:15.31)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...you won't be able to eat any more!	(0:13:17.11)
Kagami Hiiragi : Just stuff down what you can...	(0:13:19.15)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...and wash it down with water at the very end!	(0:13:22.07)
Kagami Hiiragi : Don't sit there looking impressed	(0:13:25.49)
Kagami Hiiragi : Get to eating!	(0:13:26.82)
Konata Izumi : I can't eat another bite...	(0:13:28.49)
Kagami Hiiragi : You can handle pudding or Bavarian cream!	(0:13:29.87)
Kagami Hiiragi : Here.	(0:13:32.41)
Konata Izumi : Can't you eat it?	(0:13:33.91)
Kagami Hiiragi : I'm stuffed, too!	(0:13:35.92)
Konata Izumi : I'm telling you, it's impossible...	(0:13:37.96)
Kagami Hiiragi : You can just pour the pudding down your throat!	(0:13:40.13)
Kagami Hiiragi : Hurry it up!	(0:13:42.96)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : This isn't fun...	(0:13:44.71)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I can't have fun like this!	(0:13:46.09)
Kagami Hiiragi : C'mon! Get with it!	(0:13:46.19)
Konata Izumi : Tests are over...	(0:13:48.76)
Konata Izumi : ...so I did some hardcore gaming...	(0:13:50.01)
Konata Izumi : ...which is why I'm so sleepy...	(0:13:52.74)
Kagami Hiiragi : If you studied that hard...	(0:13:54.94)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...your tests would have gone differently.	(0:13:57.10)
Konata Izumi : Recent dating sims have a bunch of save points...	(0:13:58.64)
Konata Izumi : ...but I can never find a good place to stop.	(0:14:02.11)
Konata Izumi : I'm the type to do it all in one sitting.	(0:14:04.65)
Kagami Hiiragi : I've been wondering...	(0:14:06.68)
Kagami Hiiragi : A student shouldn't be able to buy those.	(0:14:08.22)
Kagami Hiiragi : How do you buy them?	(0:14:10.31)
Konata Izumi : I get otou-san to buy them for me.	(0:14:12.20)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : No way!	(0:14:14.16)
Kagami Hiiragi : This happens a lot...	(0:14:14.69)
Kagami Hiiragi : But your family is amazing, in all sorts of ways!	(0:14:15.81)
Kagami Hiiragi : You actually go buy them, Pops?	(0:14:17.92)
Kagami Hiiragi : Plus, the daughter shouldn't even be asking!	(0:14:19.67)
Konata Izumi : So I'm really sleepy.	(0:14:21.50)
Konata Izumi : You probably don't play games, Miyuki-san.	(0:14:24.09)
Miyuki Takara : I don't have a game console...	(0:14:27.50)
Miyuki Takara : ...but I have a computer, so I occasionally play some games.	(0:14:29.72)
Konata Izumi : What do you play?	(0:14:32.51)
Konata Izumi : Didn't expect this!	(0:14:33.97)
Miyuki Takara : Games like Solitaire and Minesweeper.	(0:14:35.18)
Miyuki Takara : It can get pretty intense.	(0:14:37.56)
Konata Izumi : They're games...	(0:14:39.85)
Konata Izumi : ...but you've got it wrong, Miyuki-san.	(0:14:41.44)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : But I know what you mean.	(0:14:43.60)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : It's actually easy to get absorbed...	(0:14:45.28)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...in those kinds of simple games.	(0:14:47.13)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : What kind of scores do you get, Yuki-chan?	(0:14:49.24)
Miyuki Takara : Luck is a factor in Solitaire...	(0:14:51.78)
Miyuki Takara : ...but I often score over ten thousand.	(0:14:53.62)
Miyuki Takara : As for Minesweeper, I completed expert in under one hundred seconds the other day.	(0:14:56.25)
Konata Izumi : These kind of people really get into this kind of stuff...	(0:15:01.20)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : There was a lot of sports stuff this year.	(0:15:07.54)
Miyuki Takara : That one athlete got gold in figure skating at the Winter Olympics.	(0:15:11.46)
Miyuki Takara : And there was quite a fuss over high school baseball.	(0:15:15.85)
Miyuki Takara : So many games were going into extra innings!	(0:15:18.44)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Yup, that Handkerchief Prince.	(0:15:20.81)
Kagami Hiiragi : Speaking of baseball...	(0:15:22.43)
Kagami Hiiragi : That one player went to America, right?	(0:15:23.73)
Konata Izumi : Is the Japan Series already over?	(0:15:26.60)
Kagami Hiiragi : A long time ago.	(0:15:28.82)
Konata Izumi : No way!	(0:15:29.70)
Konata Izumi : Were there any bargain sales?	(0:15:30.36)
Kagami Hiiragi : This year's Japan Series was between that team and that team...	(0:15:32.07)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...so there weren't any supermarket or department store chains involved.	(0:15:35.41)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : But they had a commemorative sale.	(0:15:38.91)
Konata Izumi : But it was probably just a sale on ham.	(0:15:43.08)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Did they do that...?	(0:15:46.51)
Konata Izumi : Anyway, I need to remember to do a check next year...	(0:15:48.55)
Kagami Hiiragi : Knowing you...	(0:15:51.43)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...you're probably just gonna buy snacks.	(0:15:52.85)
Konata Izumi : I'm not.	(0:15:54.81)
Konata Izumi : I need stuff like salt, sugar, and soy sauce.	(0:15:55.93)
Konata Izumi : Those kinds of household staples.	(0:15:58.35)
Konata Izumi : Well...	(0:16:01.93)
Konata Izumi : Kagami wouldn't understand what I'm talking about, right?	(0:16:03.02)
Kagami Hiiragi : Excuse me!	(0:16:06.53)
Kagami Hiiragi : I know I suck at household chores!	(0:16:07.86)
Konata Izumi : Eyedrops?	(0:16:14.24)
Konata Izumi : Want me to help?	(0:16:15.53)
Miyuki Takara : Thank you so much.	(0:16:17.49)
Konata Izumi : Okay.	(0:16:19.16)
Konata Izumi : Lie down.	(0:16:19.58)
Miyuki Takara : Yes.	(0:16:21.68)
Konata Izumi : Okay...	(0:16:22.66)
Konata Izumi : Relax.	(0:16:23.58)
Miyuki Takara : Y-Yes.	(0:16:25.29)
Konata Izumi : Then here I go.	(0:16:26.83)
Miyuki Takara : Okay.	(0:16:31.59)
Konata Izumi : Relax your muscles.	(0:16:32.51)
Miyuki Takara : Yes.	(0:16:33.93)
Miyuki Takara : Um...	(0:16:39.09)
Miyuki Takara : I'm sorry.	(0:16:39.89)
Miyuki Takara : I'm not doing this on purpose...	(0:16:41.02)
Miyuki Takara : Your face...	(0:16:43.89)
Miyuki Takara : ...scares me!	(0:16:45.02)
Kagami Hiiragi : With mail-in prize contests...	(0:16:52.69)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...the problem is how it takes forever to receive the item.	(0:16:53.99)
Konata Izumi : That's why I came up with a way to fully enjoy these giveaways, Kagamin.	(0:16:57.32)
Kagami Hiiragi : What's that?	(0:17:02.50)
Konata Izumi : First, you enjoy the game like you're at a festival.	(0:17:03.21)
Konata Izumi : Then once the item arrives, you can be happy again, since you've completely forgotten about it.	(0:17:05.88)
Konata Izumi : Two for the price of one.	(0:17:10.42)
Kagami Hiiragi : The waiting's what I can't stand...	(0:17:12.88)
Kagami Hiiragi : But you're infinitely positive about the stuff you enjoy, huh?	(0:17:16.01)
Akira Kogami : Morning luckies!	(0:17:24.80)
Akira Kogami : Yes!	(0:17:26.27)
Akira Kogami : I hope to have a cheerful Lucky Channel today!	(0:17:27.02)
Akira Kogami : We're already on our ninth episode today!	(0:17:30.44)
Akira Kogami : I'm your navigator, Kogami Akira!	(0:17:33.61)
Akira Kogami : And here's the person that the producer, Itou-san...	(0:17:35.74)
Akira Kogami : ...is going to say "Hey, Shiraishi. Come here a sec." to...	(0:17:37.62)
Minoru Shiraishi : Really?!	(0:17:42.07)
Minoru Shiraishi : I'm Akira-sama's assistant...	(0:17:43.70)
Minoru Shiraishi : 100% charged with energy...	(0:17:44.96)
Minoru Shiraishi : Shiraishi Minoru.	(0:17:46.33)
Minoru Shiraishi : It's a pleasure.	(0:17:47.58)
Akira Kogami : Okay.	(0:17:49.13)
Akira Kogami : Today's the third character introduction.	(0:17:49.67)
Akira Kogami : Hiiragi Tsukasa's turn!	(0:17:51.60)
Akira Kogami : Prop time!	(0:17:51.83)
Minoru Shiraishi : Roll...	(0:17:52.88)
Akira Kogami : Are you supposed to be a clumsy, slow turtle?	(0:17:54.25)
Minoru Shiraishi : Hirag-	(0:17:56.64)
Minoru Shiraishi : I'm sorry.	(0:17:58.17)
Akira Kogami : This is finally getting exciting!	(0:17:59.01)
Minoru Shiraishi : Yes!	(0:18:01.18)
Minoru Shiraishi : Time to pull up our loincloths...	(0:18:01.93)
Minoru Shiraishi : ...and do our best!	(0:18:02.98)
Minoru Shiraishi : Right, Akira-sama?	(0:18:04.87)
Akira Kogami : Loincloths?	(0:18:05.94)
Akira Kogami : I'm supposed to be an idol...	(0:18:07.97)
Akira Kogami : ...so that stuff's kinda...	(0:18:10.11)
Akira Kogami : You handle it.	(0:18:12.23)
Minoru Shiraishi : That's right...	(0:18:14.48)
Minoru Shiraishi : Uh...	(0:18:16.32)
Minoru Shiraishi : When you pull a loincloth up so tight that it gets pinched...	(0:18:18.23)
Akira Kogami : Hey.	(0:18:20.82)
Akira Kogami : I'd like to warn you out of concern.	(0:18:21.70)
Minoru Shiraishi : C-Concern...?	(0:18:23.95)
Akira Kogami : Once an entertainer gets in the gutter...	(0:18:25.58)
Akira Kogami : ...it's over.	(0:18:27.42)
Minoru Shiraishi : So I'm an entertainer...	(0:18:28.50)
Akira Kogami : Also...	(0:18:29.71)
Akira Kogami : You've been using other people's material a lot lately...	(0:18:30.25)
Akira Kogami : ...so watch yourself.	(0:18:32.46)
Minoru Shiraishi : Yes!	(0:18:34.13)
Akira Kogami : Um...	(0:18:34.55)
Akira Kogami : What are we doing today?	(0:18:35.40)
Minoru Shiraishi : Introducing Hiiragi Tsukasa-san.	(0:18:37.46)
Akira Kogami : That To Hea-	(0:18:40.51)
Minoru Shiraishi : Mi-Mi-Miracle!	(0:18:41.43)
Akira Kogami : Kamigishi...	(0:18:42.97)
Minoru Shiraishi : Minorun-run!	(0:18:43.68)
Akira Kogami : Right?	(0:18:45.31)
Minoru Shiraishi : You can say that?	(0:18:46.64)
Akira Kogami : What do you think?	(0:18:48.15)
Akira Kogami : She reminds me of one of those old idol characters.	(0:18:48.94)
Minoru Shiraishi : Uh, you think so?	(0:18:51.86)
Minoru Shiraishi : Well, I guess you could say she gives off some idol vibes...	(0:18:54.49)
Akira Kogami : Don't make me laugh!	(0:18:58.94)
Akira Kogami : Hiiragi Tsukasa's an idol?	(0:19:00.86)
Minoru Shiraishi : Where did that come from?	(0:19:03.16)
Akira Kogami : Y'know...	(0:19:04.54)
Akira Kogami : You're working with me here.	(0:19:05.91)
Akira Kogami : Learn what a true idol is about already.	(0:19:08.00)
Minoru Shiraishi : Y-Yes.	(0:19:10.46)
Akira Kogami : Hiiragi Tsukasa is merely a soothing character...	(0:19:11.84)
Akira Kogami : ...with a loser's face.	(0:19:14.55)
Minoru Shiraishi : A loser's face, huh...	(0:19:18.34)
Akira Kogami : Anyway...	(0:19:20.89)
Akira Kogami : ...who gives a damn about Tsukasa?	(0:19:21.53)
Minoru Shiraishi : Not even Pops ever hit me!	(0:19:21.76)
Akira Kogami : I'll teach you the basics of an idol right now.	(0:19:23.67)
Akira Kogami : First is the method for having pictures taken.	(0:19:27.81)
Akira Kogami : Now look here.	(0:19:30.35)
Akira Kogami : This will be a useful lesson for you.	(0:19:31.31)
Akira Kogami : So put some back into it.	(0:19:34.53)
Minoru Shiraishi : Yes!	(0:19:36.36)
Akira Kogami : You know how people suddenly take pictures when you're in the city?	(0:19:36.94)
Akira Kogami : Come on.	(0:19:40.94)
Akira Kogami : Press the shutter.	(0:19:41.53)
Minoru Shiraishi : Looking like a loser...?	(0:19:42.62)
Akira Kogami : Yeah.	(0:19:46.33)
Akira Kogami : Like that.	(0:19:47.04)
Akira Kogami : Props are also important.	(0:19:48.71)
Akira Kogami : You should always carry them around.	(0:19:51.25)
Minoru Shiraishi : How?	(0:19:53.29)
Akira Kogami : And you won't want to be caught off guard when you're walking around...	(0:19:53.92)
Akira Kogami : ...so always be attentive.	(0:19:59.43)
Akira Kogami : And...	(0:20:01.09)
Akira Kogami : ...make sure you have sparkling white teeth.	(0:20:01.80)
Akira Kogami : Like a doll!	(0:20:03.76)
Minoru Shiraishi : Intense.	(0:20:04.81)
Akira Kogami : And then...	(0:20:05.87)
Akira Kogami : ...make sure your eyes are all wide like goggles...	(0:20:06.56)
Akira Kogami : ...and only smile with these muscles.	(0:20:09.02)
Minoru Shiraishi : Scary!	(0:20:11.06)
Akira Kogami : And you want a natural expression.	(0:20:11.81)
Akira Kogami : Like if someone suddenly turns a camera on you...	(0:20:14.73)
Akira Kogami : Akira's, surprised!	(0:20:18.03)
Akira Kogami : Like that.	(0:20:20.28)
Minoru Shiraishi : Natural, you say...	(0:20:22.69)
Akira Kogami : Also, as a variation...	(0:20:24.22)
Akira Kogami : ...if you're going with a guy into a ho—	(0:20:26.56)
Akira Kogami : Oh, no!	(0:20:27.86)
Akira Kogami : It's time to say goodbye!	(0:20:29.25)
Akira Kogami : So, in this segment, send us any questions and praise for me...	(0:20:31.00)
Akira Kogami : ...or comments about the show, one after the other!	(0:20:36.00)
Akira Kogami : We also accept submissions on the radio or our homepage!	(0:20:39.47)
Minoru Shiraishi : Okay!	(0:20:41.88)
Minoru Shiraishi : Then look forward to next week.	(0:20:42.34)
Akira Kogami : Bye-nee!	(0:20:44.09)
Akira Kogami : We had a photo shoot, right?	(0:20:46.84)
Minoru Shiraishi : Yes, we did.	(0:20:48.89)
Minoru Shiraishi : The one where I was in the cardigan.	(0:20:49.85)
Akira Kogami : That was cute...	(0:20:52.60)
Minoru Shiraishi : Thanks so much!	(0:20:53.66)
Minoru Shiraishi : What's wrong?	(0:20:55.60)
Minoru Shiraishi : Yeah, well...	(0:20:57.27)
Minoru Shiraishi : Everyone said it looked cute.	(0:20:57.94)
Akira Kogami : Guess so.	(0:20:59.49)
Minoru Shiraishi : Yep.	(0:21:00.07)
Minoru Shiraishi : Sure was.	(0:21:01.33)
Akira Kogami : Looked fun.	(0:21:02.40)
Minoru Shiraishi : You know, kinda looking up at the camera...	(0:21:03.61)
Minoru Shiraishi : ...with the uh...	(0:21:05.12)
Minoru Shiraishi : ...folding your hands under your chin...	(0:21:05.82)
Minoru Shiraishi : ...was really fun!	(0:21:07.12)
Minoru Shiraishi : Yes.	(0:21:08.57)
Akira Kogami : Are you hooked now?	(0:21:09.04)
Minoru Shiraishi : Including the cross-dressing, yes.	(0:21:09.72)
Minoru Shiraishi : I'm hooked.	(0:21:11.16)
Akira Kogami : Did you check the pictures?	(0:21:12.08)
Minoru Shiraishi : No, I didn't.	(0:21:13.17)
Akira Kogami : Manager-san...	(0:21:14.62)
Minoru Shiraishi : Yes.	(0:21:15.71)
Akira Kogami : ...checked the pictures...	(0:21:16.21)
Minoru Shiraishi : Yes.	(0:21:17.29)
Akira Kogami : ...and said there were some questionable ones to be honest.	(0:21:17.54)
Minoru Shiraishi : Well, bu I had a bunch of stiffy shots...	(0:21:20.88)
Minoru Shiraishi : ...so I think I'm fine on that aspect.	(0:21:23.13)
Konata Izumi : Sorry! Sorry!	(0:21:25.34)
Konata Izumi : Made such an elementary mistake.	(0:21:26.68)
Konata Izumi : This time, I'll make sure to sing properly.	(0:21:28.45)
Kagami Hiiragi : So she says, entering yet another song!	(0:21:29.95)
Kagami Hiiragi : Let me have the remote for once.	(0:21:32.35)
Konata Izumi : Okay.	(0:21:33.83)
Konata Izumi : Have you guys decided, Tsukasa?	(0:21:34.85)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Hold on for a little longer.	(0:21:36.61)
Miyuki Takara : I don't listen to music much, so I don't know many songs.	(0:21:37.90)
Konata Izumi : That's okay.	(0:21:40.61)
Konata Izumi : I'll sing in the meantime.	(0:21:41.32)
Kagami Hiiragi : Hey.	(0:21:43.11)
Kagami Hiiragi : Don't just sing anime songs.	(0:21:43.90)
Konata Izumi : This isn't an anime song.	(0:21:45.86)
Kagami Hiiragi : I've heard this before.	(0:21:53.41)
Kagami Hiiragi : What is this?	(0:21:54.83)
Konata Izumi : It's KyonKyon.	(0:21:55.65)
Konata Izumi : I used to sing this with my otou-san a lot.	(0:21:57.17)
Kagami Hiiragi : So you've gone from anime songs to oldies.	(0:22:00.00)
Konata Izumi : That's an insult to KyonKyon!	(0:22:03.12)
Kagami Hiiragi : Tsukasa.	(0:22:12.76)
Kagami Hiiragi : Why don't you just choose a simple song?	(0:22:13.52)
Kagami Hiiragi : Like a children's song.	(0:22:15.31)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'm looking through that section, too...	(0:22:17.15)
Miyuki Takara : I'm sorry.	(0:22:19.48)
Kagami Hiiragi : There's no rush.	(0:22:21.40)
Kagami Hiiragi : We still have plenty of time.	(0:22:23.26)
EXTRA : Well, next time on Lucky Star:	(0:22:56.30)
Konata Izumi : Konata here.	(0:22:58.19)
Konata Izumi : In world 3-1 of Super (bleep) Brothers...	(0:22:59.56)
Konata Izumi : ...there's a staircase near the end of the level...	(0:23:03.53)
Konata Izumi : ...where you can jump on the falling turtle...	(0:23:05.80)
Konata Izumi : If you repeatedly hit the A button...	(0:23:08.74)
Konata Izumi : ...to jump on the turtle...	(0:23:11.45)
Konata Izumi : ...you can get infinite lives...	(0:23:12.49)
Konata Izumi : ...which is great...	(0:23:13.95)
Konata Izumi : ...but if you overdo it...	(0:23:15.37)
Konata Izumi : ...and go over 129 lives...	(0:23:17.12)
Konata Izumi : ...dying once leads to a game over.	(0:23:19.38)
Konata Izumi : I won't bother going, "So you can't have infinite lives!"	(0:23:23.88)
Konata Izumi : Maybe it's that.	(0:23:26.88)
Konata Izumi : A public service announcement from the folks near Kamitobaguchi Station...	(0:23:27.86)
Konata Izumi : ...that you're supposed to do things in moderation.	(0:23:30.76)
Konata Izumi : Next time:	(0:23:35.89)
Konata Izumi : Aspiration.	(0:23:36.71)
EXTRA : Look forward to next time!	(0:23:37.77)