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who beat every game they play. |
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are unbeatable. |
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they're a group of cheaters. |
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the four of them beating 1,200 people. |
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and changed the size of their hitbox. |
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able to spam those massive spells. |
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to spam those spells. |
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interesting answer is usually the correct one. |
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Blank's main account with your feet? |
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buy something this fancy. |
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can function so long as it has glucose. |
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white bread is the best. |
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any other types of nutrients. |
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so I wouldn't worry about it. |
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The middle of the night. |
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new events or tournaments in MMOs. |
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straight, but if you quit now, I won't have a healer! |
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four characters with my hands and feet? |
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and by "everyone" I mean "me"—will die! |
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unreasonable, and unfair. |
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...to come to terms with it make a wish— |
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be a little more interesting. |
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four characters on four separate screens. |
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but I don't have the energy to do it. |
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something mean and sarcastic about me. |
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that Blank are siblings? |
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some high-level computer! |
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zero-sum, perfect-information game. |
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solution that will never lose. |
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the 10^120 possible states of the board! |
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computers designed to defeat grandmasters, |
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going first and second. |
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select the best move. |
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playing poorly to lure you in. |
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there's no way you'll lose. |
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trying to spook you or lure you in. |
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form Blank together. |
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who can actually beat us. |
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been pushed to the brink like this. |
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rules are, or what the goal is. |
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making whichever moves they want. |
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if you win or lose too much. |
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talk too much, you'll be ostracized. |
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and no way of telling the genre. |
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than a shitty game. |
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than a shitty game. |
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then we were born in the wrong world. |
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in the wrong world! |
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should've originally been born. |
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and even national borders, hinge on them. |
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and robbery is forbidden. |
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will be resolved through games. |
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something that is agreed to be of equal value. |
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to decide how the game is played. |
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with these commandments must be upheld. |
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with another group will be conducted by |
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with absolute authority. |
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you will be disqualified and lose. |
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the previous rules may never be changed. |
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have fun with everyone else. |
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...an impossible game for masochists, but... |
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along with their kin and creations, |
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as the One True God. |
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with the death of the sky, sea, land, and stars. |
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by default, and took the title of One True God. |
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as the God of Play. |
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with strength, violence, blood, and death. |
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the sky itself and think of yourselves as wise, |
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from these dumb beasts? |
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in their shattered world. |
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think of yourselves as wise: |
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along with your fortune and wealth, |
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that symbolizes it. |
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you really are! |
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world that's dictated by games. |
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leave us a pair of pants? |
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with these commandments must be upheld. |
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could offer, including our lives, |
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everything you own. |
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can't rob or kill you. |
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no matter how bad they want to. |
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to how good you are at the game. |
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It won't change your hand. |
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to determine the next king? |
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the best gambler there ever was. |
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decided by playing games? |
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of the previous king. |
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she can't inherit the throne. |
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win the tournament. |
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Have you fallen for me? |
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if you were planning on entering. |
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that most of the other players just dropped out. |
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you can make up as many excuses as you'd like. |
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but I decided to let her go." |
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how much this is?! |
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something that's of equal value. |
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you want with the two of us, then? |
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or do anything you'd like. |
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who has more confidence than sense. |
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in your little village, |
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with a 10,000 meter skydive, |
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under the blazing sun. |
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to exchange your cards. |
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...a 1 in 6,150,000 chance... |
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during a game, you will be disqualified and lose. |
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not caught, it's okay. |
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how many nights I can really stay? |
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to your tone and where you're looking. |
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about who you lie to, okay? |
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...a battery, a solar charger, and cables... |
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I guess we're lucky to have kept this much. |
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Like, really. There's gotta be a line. |
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end up in a different world, |
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get back home, right? |
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go back to a world like that? |
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glad that you love me so much. |
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other than it being fun? |
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