He:	Do you like Kipling?
She:	Oh, you naughty boy, I don't know!  I've never kippled!

He:	"If I made love to you, would you yell?"
She:	"What do you want me to yell?"
		-- Benny Hill

HE:	Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
SHE:	What?!?  Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains.
		-- Walt Kelley

He asked me if I knew what time it was -- I said yes, but not right now.
		-- Steven Wright

He did decide, though, that with more time and a great deal of mental
effort, he could probably turn the activity into an acceptable
perversion.
		-- Mick Farren, "When Gravity Fails"

He didn't run for reelection.  "Politics brings you into contact with all
the people you'd give anything to avoid," he said. "I'm staying home."
		-- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Days"

He does it with a better grace, but I do it more natural.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Twelfth-Night"

He draweth out the thread of his verbosity
finer than the staple of his argument.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all directions.
		-- Stephen Leacock

He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.

He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation
perfectly delightful.
		-- Sydney Smith

He had that rare weird electricity about him -- that extremely wild
and heavy presence that you only see in a person who has abandoned
all hope of ever behaving "normally."
		-- Hunter S. Thompson, "Fear and Loathing '72"

He hadn't a single redeeming vice.
		-- Oscar Wilde

He has been known by many names;  the Prince of Lies, the Director, Lucifer,
Belial, and once, at a party, some obnoxious drunk kept calling him "Dude".
		-- Stig's Inferno

He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him.
		-- Bion

He hath eaten me out of house and home.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"

He heard the snick of a rifle bolt and found himself peering down the muzzle
of a weapon held by a drunken liquor store owner -- "There's a conflict," he
said, "there's a conflict between land and people... the people have to go..."
		-- Stan Ridgeway, "Call of the West"

He is a man capable of turning any colour into grey.
		-- John LeCarre

He is considered a most graceful speaker
who can say nothing in the most words.

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.