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Hakkon : Where am I? (0:00:04.88)
Hakkon : A lake? What am I doing at a lake? (0:00:10.28)
Hakkon : I was... (0:00:13.53)
Hakkon : That's right! (0:00:16.10)
Hakkon : Oh no! That vending machine's in trouble! (0:00:23.78)
Hakkon : I was sure I had died,
but it looks like I'm alive.
(0:00:34.68)
Hakkon : Anyway, I need to... (0:00:39.24)
Hakkon : Huh? (0:00:40.87)
Hakkon : Huh? (0:00:42.00)
Hakkon : What, my body won't move?! (0:00:43.06)
Hakkon : Hey, somebody! (0:00:45.39)
Hakkon : Hello there. (0:00:46.80)
Hakkon : Was that my voice just now? (0:00:48.49)
Hakkon : Wait, wait, calm down! (0:00:50.83)
Hakkon : Thank you very much. (0:00:52.76)
Hakkon : That's my voice, all right! (0:00:54.70)
Hakkon : I look forward to your next use. (0:00:56.42)
Hakkon : And I've heard these words countless times. (0:00:58.97)
Hakkon : You might win an extra item! (0:01:03.36)
Hakkon : I'm a fan of any and all
vending machines ever made.
(0:01:05.55)
Hakkon : Everyone knows it's my passion.
I'd never mistake that sound!
(0:01:08.51)
Hakkon : This means... (0:01:13.61)
Hakkon : I've turned into a vending machine! (0:01:15.42)
Hakkon : Have I been reborn as a vending
machine after my death?!
(0:01:26.78)
Hakkon : Oh, no way. (0:01:31.17)
Hakkon : No matter how gaga I was for them,
such a thing could never...
(0:01:32.43)
Hakkon : W-Wonderful! (0:01:38.74)
Hakkon : No matter how you look at it,
I have to be a vending machine!
(0:01:42.57)
Hakkon : My stuff is also reasonably priced! (0:01:45.84)
Hakkon : My white, perfectly rectangular body
is both elegant and functional!
(0:01:48.57)
Hakkon : Never mind that! (0:01:53.96)
Hakkon : This is crazy, impossible! (0:01:55.23)
Hakkon : Being reborn as a vending machine is the worst! (0:01:56.94)
Hakkon : Or not. (0:01:59.89)
Hakkon : Being reborn as the thing I loved.
Could this be divine compassion?
(0:02:01.14)
Hakkon : Well, at this point I am what I am. (0:02:06.46)
Hakkon : Honestly, that it doesn't bother me
much is the sad side of my fandom.
(0:02:09.12)
Hakkon : Hello there. (0:02:14.21)
Hakkon : Thank you very much. (0:02:15.57)
Hakkon : I look forward to your next use. (0:02:17.40)
Hakkon : You might win an extra item! (0:02:19.86)
Hakkon : Too bad. (0:02:21.87)
Hakkon : You win! (0:02:22.96)
Hakkon : Please insert coins. (0:02:24.23)
Hakkon : That's everything I can say? (0:02:26.33)
Hakkon : I wonder what else I can do. (0:02:28.88)
Hakkon : You're a vending machine.
Believe. Assume the role.
(0:02:31.41)
Hakkon : You've got to be able to operate yourself! (0:02:34.92)
Hakkon : Understand your own body! (0:02:36.91)
Hakkon : Oh, in my brain... (0:02:40.22)
Hakkon : Uh, guess I don't have a brain. (0:02:41.41)
Hakkon : In my head, some text and numbers popped up. (0:02:43.00)
Hakkon : These are the goods I'm currently
selling. Only two types?
(0:02:46.67)
EXTRA : To change types, please spend points. (0:02:50.47)
Hakkon : Change? I can change what I'm selling? (0:02:54.13)
Hakkon : What points? Oh, where it says "PT"! (0:02:57.28)
EXTRA : Points are converted from money, (0:03:00.77)
EXTRA : and spending points enables the
replenishment and changing of goods,
(0:03:03.56)
EXTRA : and the acquisition of new functions. (0:03:07.34)
Hakkon : That makes sense. (0:03:09.30)
Hakkon : I found out more by investigating further. (0:03:11.77)
Hakkon : Spending these point things not only
lets me keep items cold or warm,
(0:03:14.03)
Hakkon : it also lets me do things like warm up
frozen food, and add hot water to cup ramen.
(0:03:18.30)
Hakkon : I might as well try out my functions,
and check what other items I can sell.
(0:03:23.53)
Hakkon : Oh! Looks like I have everything I would buy
from vending machines when I was alive!
(0:03:29.24)
Hakkon : I'll try spending ten points,
and switch to cold milk tea.
(0:03:34.35)
Hakkon : Talk about convenient! (0:03:42.43)
Hakkon : ¥100 is good for the price. And it was
saying I can covert ¥100 into one point.
(0:03:44.00)
Hakkon : Okay, might as well check
out my other functions!
(0:03:49.07)
Hakkon : And while doing so,
I realized one important thing.
(0:03:52.91)
Hakkon : My body does not run on electricity. (0:03:58.36)
Hakkon : It looks like I consume
points to power myself instead.
(0:04:00.96)
Hakkon : One point an hour. (0:04:06.09)
Hakkon : So, I consume 24 points a day. (0:04:07.71)
Hakkon : Which means I have to earn ¥2400 a day. (0:04:10.39)
Hakkon : I still have over 900 points,
so I can run for a month,
(0:04:15.39)
Hakkon : so I'd better not waste any
points until my income is steady.
(0:04:20.13)
Hakkon : Wait. (0:04:23.98)
Hakkon : Will any customers even come here? (0:04:25.07)
Hakkon : No one has come. (0:04:33.99)
Hakkon : All I'm doing is losing points! (0:04:35.14)
Hakkon : At this rate, nobody will ever show up,
and I'll just stop functioning!
(0:04:37.25)
Hakkon : A frog? (0:04:45.50)
Hakkon : But it's about as big as a human, it's wearing
what looks like armor, and it's holding...
(0:04:46.79)
Hakkon : I should probably be surprised, (0:04:51.44)
Hakkon : but turning into a vending
machine kind of one-ups this.
(0:04:53.21)
Hakkon : Hello there. (0:04:58.14)
Hakkon : Uh, um... (0:05:02.08)
Hakkon : Hey, stop that! (0:05:08.02)
EXTRA : Three damage. Durability decreased by three. (0:05:11.06)
Hakkon : What's "durability"?! (0:05:15.08)
EXTRA : If durability is exhausted, the vending
machine will break and become unusable.
(0:05:16.58)
Hakkon : So, it's like hit points in a game! (0:05:21.58)
Hakkon : How much do I have now?! (0:05:23.68)
Hakkon : There it is! These must be my stats. (0:05:25.84)
Hakkon : Everything but durability
and toughness is at 0!
(0:05:28.61)
Hakkon : Well, I guess a vending
machine wouldn't need those.
(0:05:31.42)
Hakkon : Wait, magic power? (0:05:35.55)
Hakkon : Does magic exist in this world? (0:05:36.62)
EXTRA : Durability can be restored
by spending points.
(0:05:38.92)
Hakkon : Oh, yeah?! In that case, I still have about
900 points. Maybe I can get through this.
(0:05:42.19)
Hakkon : U-Uh-oh! I'm in it deep now! (0:05:49.22)
Hakkon : If I get hit with that thing... (0:05:51.62)
Hakkon : Maybe a function! (0:05:53.36)
Hakkon : Are there any good functions I can add?! (0:05:54.64)
Hakkon : Let's see. (0:05:56.50)
Hakkon : "Pour hot water." (0:05:57.97)
Hakkon : "Transaction fanfare." (0:05:59.54)
Hakkon : "Big winner roulette." (0:06:01.11)
Hakkon : I can't use any of these! (0:06:02.47)
Hakkon : Isn't there some more groundbreaking
function that can get me out of this jam?!
(0:06:03.79)
EXTRA : Two damage. Durability decreased by two. (0:06:07.09)
Hakkon : Damn it! I need something else! (0:06:09.99)
EXTRA : Four damage. Durability decreased by four. (0:06:10.77)
Hakkon : "Blessing"? What's this? (0:06:14.14)
EXTRA : A special power granted by a god. (0:06:16.31)
EXTRA : You may acquire it without
spending a single point.
(0:06:18.69)
Hakkon : I don't really understand,
but it's like magic, right?
(0:06:21.98)
Hakkon : Okay, I choose that! (0:06:25.25)
Hakkon : What would I do with swordsmanship
or martial arts?!
(0:06:27.56)
Hakkon : I can't move my limbs! (0:06:30.08)
Hakkon : I don't even have limbs! (0:06:31.44)
Hakkon : What else is there?! (0:06:32.73)
EXTRA : "Barrier." An invisible barrier
is deployed around you.
(0:06:34.78)
EXTRA : You may choose what objects
can pass through it.
(0:06:38.53)
Hakkon : That's the one! (0:06:41.00)
Hakkon : You might win an extra item! (0:06:49.70)
Hakkon : The invincible vending machine is born! (0:06:53.63)
Hakkon : I look forward to your next use. (0:06:57.08)
Hakkon : Wait a minute, I'm leaking
points like a sieve!
(0:07:01.00)
Hakkon : I really think you guys
should give up! For reals!
(0:07:06.46)
Hakkon : Whew, I made it. (0:07:14.90)
Hakkon : I might as well recover my durability. (0:07:17.13)
Hakkon : There, full recovery. (0:07:22.17)
Hakkon : I've got 311 points left. (0:07:24.16)
Hakkon : I'll still last over ten days,
but unless somebody buys something,
(0:07:26.55)
Hakkon : my points will run out and
I'll stop functioning.
(0:07:30.14)
Hakkon : What happens at that point? (0:07:32.52)
Hakkon : Will I die? (0:07:34.39)
Hakkon : What a tragic new life...
or operating time, I guess.
(0:07:35.56)
Hakkon : Someone! (0:07:39.44)
Hakkon : Someone, please show up! (0:07:40.55)
Hakkon : I wish I could have sold something at least
once as a vending machine before dying.
(0:07:46.86)
Lammis : I know you're there! (0:07:50.75)
Lammis : Huh? (0:08:01.53)
Lammis : I had a feeling they were here. (0:08:02.44)
Lammis : But I'm glad they're not! (0:08:05.24)
Lammis : I'm so hungry, I've got no strength left! (0:08:07.29)
Lammis : Why does this always happen to me? (0:08:12.41)
Lammis : I even dropped my food bag. (0:08:14.93)
Lammis : I'm sorry, Ma and Pa! (0:08:17.47)
Lammis : I wasn't cut out to be a hunter! (0:08:20.07)
Hakkon : Hunter? What's that about? (0:08:23.15)
Lammis : I need to defeat some
frog fiends for their meat.
(0:08:25.13)
Lammis : But my attacks don't hit when
I'm alone, and I'm exhausted!
(0:08:27.58)
Lammis : Maybe if I had some food at least. (0:08:32.85)
Lammis : Wait, what's that? (0:08:35.60)
Lammis : Looks too metally to be a stone monument. (0:08:40.22)
Lammis : They're a strange shape, but are
those drinks behind that glass?
(0:08:44.30)
Lammis : And that looks like writing,
but I can't read it.
(0:08:49.26)
Hakkon : Hello there. (0:08:51.74)
Lammis : Wh-What was that voice?!
Where'd it come from?!
(0:08:53.08)
Hakkon : Please insert coins. (0:08:55.75)
Lammis : Is this box talking?! (0:08:58.07)
Lammis : Coins? You mean money? (0:09:00.01)
Lammis : I wonder if a copper coin'll work. (0:09:02.06)
Lammis : I'm sure it at least needs to be silver. (0:09:03.84)
Lammis : Don't tell me it's gold?! (0:09:06.02)
Lammis : As if I even had any. (0:09:08.10)
Lammis : Insert? In this narrow hole? (0:09:10.63)
Lammis : And I'm not sure what this hollow
with the see-through cover is.
(0:09:13.15)
Lammis : Oh, I guess a copper coin
wasn't enough after all.
(0:09:18.06)
EXTRA : That is an unsupported coin. (0:09:22.09)
EXTRA : If you acquire the coin conversion function,
you can accept it.
(0:09:23.71)
Hakkon : For real?! H-H-Hold on a minute! (0:09:26.80)
Hakkon : There is is! I can afford 100 points. (0:09:29.32)
Hakkon : The numbers went higher, but that
doesn't mean I increased the prices.
(0:09:33.77)
Lammis : Huh? The numbers changed. (0:09:36.97)
Lammis : One thousand owa?! (0:09:38.85)
Lammis : That's a whole silver coin! (0:09:41.01)
Hakkon : So, this world's unit of
currency is called the "owa."
(0:09:42.75)
Lammis : That's expensive, but my belly needs food! (0:09:46.30)
Hakkon : There it is! (0:09:51.50)
Lammis : It's shining! (0:09:55.56)
Lammis : Maybe I have to press this! (0:09:56.95)
Lammis : Well, there's a picture of soup on here! (0:10:00.04)
Lammis : Whoa, what?! (0:10:03.36)
Lammis : Something came out? (0:10:05.92)
Lammis : It's not gonna eat my hand
if I reach in, right?
(0:10:07.49)
Hakkon : I won't do that, so hurry and take it. (0:10:10.12)
Hakkon : I highly recommend this corn soup! (0:10:12.80)
Lammis : Wow, that's so warm! (0:10:19.00)
Lammis : So, do you twist the lid? (0:10:21.47)
Lammis : There! (0:10:24.20)
Lammis : Smells good! (0:10:26.14)
Lammis : What gives?! It's so tasty! (0:10:34.44)
Lammis : It's worlds tastier than the
joint where I've been eating!
(0:10:36.53)
Hakkon : What is this happiness? (0:10:40.94)
Hakkon : Pleasing someone this much makes me
feel blessed to be a vending machine.
(0:10:43.24)
Lammis : It's all gone already. (0:10:49.39)
Lammis : I bet the other stuff in there's good, too. (0:10:51.68)
Lammis : These clear ones're probably water. (0:10:54.75)
Lammis : Which means I'd better try
that light brown drink, too.
(0:10:57.34)
Hakkon : Looks like she took quite a
liking to the milk tea as well.
(0:11:02.80)
Hakkon : After that, she bought three more
corn soups, along with a water.
(0:11:05.48)
Hakkon : I earned six silver coins and
thirty coppers for a total of 6,300 owa.
(0:11:10.64)
Hakkon : Which means I recovered 63 points. (0:11:15.31)
Hakkon : A full belly must have
broken the tension for her,
(0:11:23.49)
Hakkon : because the hunter girl
ended up falling asleep.
(0:11:26.36)
Hakkon : She's extremely vulnerable,
but also my best customer.
(0:11:29.61)
Hakkon : I'll protect you with my
barrier, so don't you worry.
(0:11:32.90)
Hakkon : Even trash removal is a snap! (0:11:37.18)
Hakkon : Looks like I'm a kindhearted vending
machine in this other world.
(0:11:39.53)
Lammis : Oh, I fell asleep. (0:11:48.54)
Lammis : Good thing no monsters showed up. (0:11:52.18)
Lammis : I'm down a lot of money, but my belly
and mind are in much better shape.
(0:11:55.19)
Lammis : Thanks a lot. (0:11:59.31)
Hakkon : Thank you very much. (0:12:00.86)
Lammis : Oh, uh, yes. And thank you, too. (0:12:01.76)
Lammis : Um, you can talk? (0:12:05.93)
Lammis : Maybe you can only say certain things. (0:12:11.54)
Lammis : See, someone I know is inventing tools
with magical power inside them.
(0:12:15.50)
Lammis : I wonder if that's your deal, too. (0:12:19.87)
Lammis : If that's right, I'd like it if
you said something. Anything.
(0:12:22.31)
Hakkon : Hello there. (0:12:26.63)
Lammis : You understand me! (0:12:28.99)
Lammis : I bet Hulemy would be impressed if she knew! (0:12:30.17)
Lammis : Oh, I haven't told you my name. (0:12:32.92)
Lammis : It's Lammis. (0:12:35.66)
Hakkon : Lammis. That has a mysterious ring to it. (0:12:37.64)
Lammis : Oh, hey. If you like, why not say,
"Hello there," when you mean "yes,"
(0:12:40.43)
Lammis : and something else when you mean "no"? (0:12:44.99)
Hakkon : Too bad. (0:12:47.93)
Lammis : Is that gonna work in place of "no"? (0:12:49.16)
Hakkon : Hello there. (0:12:52.11)
Lammis : "Yes," huh? Got it. (0:12:53.36)
Lammis : Let's see. Can you tell me your name? (0:12:55.71)
Hakkon : Too bad. (0:12:58.26)
Lammis : Oh, okay. What are you doing here?
Do you have some important mission?
(0:12:59.11)
Hakkon : Too bad. (0:13:04.83)
Lammis : This is just a guess... but are you lonely? (0:13:06.46)
Hakkon : Hello there. (0:13:10.85)
Lammis : That's what I thought. (0:13:12.81)
Lammis : For some reason, you looked lonely. (0:13:15.04)
Lammis : Would it be okay if I moved you? (0:13:17.89)
Hakkon : Hello there. (0:13:20.69)
Lammis : Oh, okay! (0:13:21.93)
Lammis : Would you like to move from
here and meet Hulemy?
(0:13:23.26)
Lammis : I think you and she would hit it off. (0:13:26.54)
Hakkon : Hello there. (0:13:29.32)
Lammis : You're cool with it? (0:13:30.48)
Lammis : Okay, pardon me real quick. (0:13:31.79)
Lammis : Heave! (0:13:35.20)
Hakkon : You're kidding! I weigh 500 kilograms! (0:13:37.27)
Lammis : You're a little heavy, but I can manage. (0:13:40.84)
Lammis : Hup, hup! (0:13:44.10)
Hakkon : Thank you so much! (0:13:53.20)
Hakkon : Apparently, Lammis has the blessing
called "Blessing of Might."
(0:13:57.74)
Hakkon : So, that explains her incredible strength. (0:14:01.91)
Lammis : I'm going to take a short break here. (0:14:07.09)
Lammis : Now I'm all hungry. (0:14:10.12)
Lammis : Wonder if I can buy some
of that thick yellow soup.
(0:14:12.35)
Hakkon : Corn soup isn't all that filling. (0:14:15.57)
Hakkon : How about something else? (0:14:18.94)
Hakkon : Oh, this looks good! (0:14:20.62)
Lammis : Th-That surprised me! You suddenly glowed... (0:14:25.13)
Lammis : Did your items change? (0:14:29.61)
Lammis : Is that food, by chance? (0:14:31.55)
Hakkon : Hello there. (0:14:33.67)
Lammis : Oh, it is! (0:14:35.05)
Lammis : It's the same price. Maybe I'll buy some. (0:14:36.82)
Lammis : What's with this texture?! (0:14:47.50)
Lammis : They're just salty, that's it. (0:14:49.08)
Lammis : But I can't stop myself! (0:14:51.33)
Lammis : I'm going through money like a sieve! (0:14:53.66)
Lammis : But I can't stop! (0:14:56.75)
Hakkon : Thank you very much. (0:14:58.39)
Hakkon : Thanks to that, I've recovered
up to 320 points.
(0:15:00.65)
Hakkon : I'll try using those to change
the price of mineral water.
(0:15:04.43)
Hakkon : I'd like to offer it for less,
but my life depends on it.
(0:15:09.92)
Lammis : Soon we'll reach the entrance of this stratum. (0:15:14.08)
Hakkon : Stratum? (0:15:16.86)
Lammis : After that it's a village,
so we can take it easy.
(0:15:17.90)
Lammis : I'm back! (0:15:25.40)
Karios : Lammis! (0:15:27.28)
Gorth : You're unharmed! (0:15:28.58)
Lammis : Karios, Gorth... (0:15:30.01)
Lammis : Somehow I made it back alive. (0:15:32.06)
Karios : We were worried, after your
group came back all but dead.
(0:15:35.20)
Lammis : I'm sorry. (0:15:39.54)
Gorth : By the way, what's this? (0:15:41.25)
Lammis : It's apparently a magic tool with its own
will. I brought it back from lakeside.
(0:15:43.25)
Lammis : It gives you items if you put money in it. (0:15:47.29)
Karios : A magic tool? (0:15:49.97)
Karios : I've never heard of such a thing,
here in the Clearflow Lake stratum.
(0:15:51.28)
Lammis : Should I not have brought it? (0:15:56.09)
Gorth : I doubt it's any problem. (0:15:58.22)
Karios : The way the dungeon works is, (0:16:00.25)
Karios : whoever finds something lying around
in a stratum gets right of ownership.
(0:16:02.01)
Hakkon : Dungeon? (0:16:08.21)
Hakkon : They've been talking about levels and such.
Are we inside some kind of labyrinth?
(0:16:09.53)
Hakkon : But there's a sky. (0:16:14.35)
Karios : Hey, can we buy stuff too if we pay? (0:16:16.52)
Lammis : Yes, I think you can. (0:16:19.77)
Lammis : Is that okay? (0:16:22.31)
Hakkon : Hello there. (0:16:23.25)
Gorth : It talked! (0:16:24.89)
Karios : A magic tool that can talk. (0:16:26.89)
Karios : You could get a high price for that, huh? (0:16:29.22)
Lammis : I'm not selling him! He's going
with me to see Hulemy.
(0:16:30.97)
Karios : That crazy magic item engineer, huh? (0:16:36.04)
Karios : A silver coin, huh? (0:16:41.36)
Karios : That's not cheap, but I'll have one of these. (0:16:43.73)
Hakkon : Please insert coins. (0:16:47.02)
Karios : Well, I'll be! It's really good! (0:16:51.77)
Gorth : So's this! (0:16:54.09)
Karios : I'm gonna try some of this
fried-looking stuff!
(0:16:55.36)
Gorth : Let me have a little. (0:16:57.47)
Hakkon : In the end, they bought every item. (0:16:58.83)
Karios : Being able to drink warm things
and cold things is the best!
(0:17:03.25)
Gorth : We lookouts have to stay here, so it'd be
great if you brought it by now and then.
(0:17:06.63)
Lammis : Sure! (0:17:10.53)
Hakkon : Business is looking up. (0:17:11.59)
Lammis : Just now... (0:17:25.24)
EXTRA : Quit makin' a fuss and wastin' our time. (0:17:30.62)
EXTRA : It'll just make things worse for you. (0:17:34.15)
EXTRA : What the hell're you doin'?! (0:17:38.52)
Lammis : A bunch of nasty-looking dudes
ganging up on a helpless girl?
(0:17:40.23)
Lammis : That's a crime. (0:17:43.87)
EXTRA : Well aren't we high and mighty. (0:17:45.37)
EXTRA : You better be ready for this! (0:17:47.84)
EXTRA : We won't hold back because you're a woman! (0:17:49.66)
EXTRA : W-We'll let that be enough
of a lesson for today!
(0:17:58.31)
Hakkon : I look forward to your next use. (0:18:01.33)
Lammis : Sure enough, my hits didn't land. (0:18:04.49)
Lammis : Are you okay? (0:18:08.21)
Lammis : They didn't hurt you? (0:18:09.54)
Suori : Yes, I'm perfectly fine. (0:18:10.86)
Lammis : Missus, I'm back! (0:18:17.75)
Missus : You're not hurt?! (0:18:20.39)
Missus : I was so worried! (0:18:22.08)
Lammis : Sorry, missus. (0:18:23.75)
Munami : Lammis! (0:18:27.02)
Munami : You're alive?! You're not a corpse fiend?! (0:18:30.53)
Lammis : I'm alive! I'm alive, Munami! (0:18:32.96)
Munami : Do you know how much you worried me?! (0:18:35.65)
Lammis : Sorry. (0:18:40.51)
Munami : When I questioned the hunters,
they said they ran off and left you!
(0:18:42.32)
Munami : I badmouthed them to so many people, (0:18:48.11)
Munami : they'll never make a living
in this village again.
(0:18:51.00)
Munami : By the way, what's that? (0:18:55.03)
Lammis : Oh, I found him by the lake. (0:18:57.44)
Munami : You brought back another weird thing? (0:18:59.66)
Lammis : Th-This time it's different! (0:19:01.70)
Lammis : He's very useful, and he
helped me out of a bind.
(0:19:03.71)
Lammis : Ayoomp! (0:19:09.90)
Munami : You're going back to the
surface to show it to Hulemy?
(0:19:11.89)
Munami : Do you have money to pay the transfer circle? (0:19:14.60)
Lammis : No, I do not. (0:19:18.01)
Hakkon : "Transfer circle."
Apparently that's a thing here.
(0:19:21.34)
Hakkon : Incidentally, Lammis's lack of funds
is partially my fault. Sorry.
(0:19:25.61)
Munami : Okay, fine. You'll have to
work at our inn for a while.
(0:19:30.23)
Munami : Maybe we'll have this box sit
here and attract guests.
(0:19:34.99)
Munami : It can sell its contents, too.
Two birds with one stone, huh?
(0:19:37.98)
Hakkon : Hello there. (0:19:40.83)
Munami : It really does speak. (0:19:42.42)
Munami : Well, drum up business for us. (0:19:45.27)
Hakkon : Thus did I come to be located
in front of the inn.
(0:19:48.23)
Hakkon : There's a sky, but this is apparently
a dungeon stratum called Clearflow Lake.
(0:19:53.37)
Hakkon : People started talking about their novelty
and deliciousness, and my goods sold like mad.
(0:19:59.77)
Hakkon : Then when night comes, Lammis carries
me and places me in front of the gate.
(0:20:04.54)
Karios : I'm thirsty, but I'm also finally
bored with all the drinks.
(0:20:10.48)
Hakkon : That's because you're buying at
least five of them every day.
(0:20:15.91)
Hakkon : Guess it's about time to change my stock. (0:20:19.46)
Hakkon : What's my current status? (0:20:22.11)
Hakkon : Oh! After replenishing over and over,
and selling over 400 items,
(0:20:25.04)
Hakkon : I have over 3,000 points! (0:20:29.10)
Hakkon : Okay, what to add? (0:20:30.94)
Hakkon : It's best to put the customer's needs first. (0:20:34.31)
Hakkon : So, I know! (0:20:37.57)
Karios : The darn items have changed! (0:20:43.51)
Karios : Three silver coins is steep, but if there's
new stuff to try, I have to spring for it!
(0:20:46.06)
Karios : Whoa, that's hot. (0:20:53.59)
Karios : How do you open it? (0:20:55.68)
Gorth : Hey, there are pictures drawn on it. (0:20:57.27)
Gorth : Is that how to open it and eat what's inside? (0:20:58.93)
Hakkon : This became famous in a
certain "electric town."
(0:21:01.42)
Hakkon : A kind and meticulous
explanation was added to it,
(0:21:03.92)
Hakkon : so even foreign tourists
can understand the product.
(0:21:06.33)
Karios : Ah, it opened. (0:21:09.63)
Gorth : Sure smells good. (0:21:11.02)
Karios : Wow, this is the stuff! (0:21:16.87)
Karios : This might be my favorite! (0:21:18.96)
Karios : I've never had these ingredients, and they're
steeped in a complex yet light flavor!
(0:21:20.79)
Karios : Damn! This makes me want strong drink! (0:21:25.72)
Gorth : My turn! (0:21:27.89)
Karios : Hey! I was just about to buy something else! (0:21:28.90)
Hakkon : That hooked them! Looks like I can
count on lots of canned oden sales!
(0:21:31.08)
Hakkon : Several days passed. (0:21:37.18)
Hakkon : After that, word got around
about the canned oden,
(0:21:39.45)
Hakkon : and it caused a bit of
a boom in the village.
(0:21:42.29)
Hakkon : Must be because the weather
had recently turned colder.
(0:21:46.32)
Hakkon : A new sports drink I had recently
stocked up on is also doing well.
(0:21:49.55)
Hakkon : During the day, I make
canned oden unavailable.
(0:21:54.05)
Hakkon : That's when the inn's restaurant does
peak business, so I try not to disrupt that.
(0:21:56.45)
Hakkon : Instead, I help with pulling in guests. (0:22:01.29)
Hakkon : I think this is the girl
Lammis saved in the alley.
(0:22:07.48)
Suori : Uh... (0:22:10.52)
Hakkon : Hello there. (0:22:11.31)
Suori : I was going to talk first so I'd
have the negotiating advantage!
(0:22:12.71)
Hakkon : Hey! (0:22:19.14)
Hakkon : What was that about? (0:22:23.27)
Hakkon : When evening comes,
Lammis carries me to the gate.
(0:22:26.25)
Hakkon : She says carrying me in a
bear hug is inconvenient,
(0:22:30.29)
Hakkon : so she purchased a wooden
frame that goes on her back.
(0:22:32.93)
Karios : I'm stuffed. (0:22:39.46)
Lammis : I'm heading back now! (0:22:41.15)
Lammis : An interesting guest came to the inn today. (0:22:44.09)
Hakkon : Hello there. (0:22:47.93)
Lammis : How were things over your way? (0:22:48.89)
Hakkon : You might win an extra item! (0:22:50.75)
Lammis : Did you have fun, maybe? (0:22:52.88)
Lammis : I hope someday you can do lots of talking. (0:22:56.11)
Lammis : That's part of why I'll hurry and
save up so we can go see Hulemy.
(0:22:59.80)
Hakkon : Thank you very much. (0:23:04.63)
Lammis : Don't thank me! (0:23:06.32)
Lammis : I was the one you saved, Boxxo. (0:23:08.33)
Hakkon : Boxxo? (0:23:12.09)
Lammis : It's a pain to go on calling you
"you," so what do you think?
(0:23:13.31)
Hakkon : You win! (0:23:17.21)
Lammis : Great! Here's to the future, Boxxo! (0:23:18.74)
Hakkon : Being a vending machine in
another world is ridiculous,
(0:23:22.90)
Hakkon : but there I was, starting to think
this wasn't such a bad life.
(0:23:27.36)
Hakkon : Thank you very much. (0:23:35.30)
Hakkon : I look forward to your next use. (0:23:37.12)

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