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▶ Satomi Oka : It's because of me...	(0:01:02.14)
▶ Satomi Oka : O-Oh...	(0:01:14.96)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Let's go karaoke!	(0:01:29.68)
▶ Satomi Oka : Huh?	(0:01:31.69)
▶ Satomi Oka : H-Huh...	(0:01:36.46)
▶ Satomi Oka : Huh?	(0:01:45.77)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Peas to meet ya.	(0:03:30.54)
▶ Kyouji Narita : My name is Kyouji Narita.	(0:03:35.10)
▶ Kyouji Narita : What's your name, boy?	(0:03:49.18)
▶ Satomi Oka : Huh? Oh, it's Oka...	(0:03:51.91)
▶ Satomi Oka : Satomi Oka.	(0:03:54.92)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Satomi-kun.	(0:03:57.13)
▶ Kyouji Narita : The choir competition today was great!	(0:03:59.47)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Morioka Middle might've gotten silver, but you guys were the best.	(0:04:02.66)
▶ Satomi Oka : Th-Thank you very much...	(0:04:06.17)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Don't mention it.	(0:04:09.16)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Now, then...	(0:04:12.19)
▶ Satomi Oka : Huh?	(0:04:12.98)
▶ Kyouji Narita : I'mma get straight to the point, but...	(0:04:13.72)
▶ Kyouji Narita : You should think of it as helping me out.	(0:04:18.32)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Y'got any tips on how to sing better?	(0:04:25.74)
▶ Satomi Oka : Sing?	(0:04:30.93)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Yeah. Sing.	(0:04:32.39)
▶ Kyouji Narita : At the choir competition earlier, I decided to be a judge myself.	(0:04:35.85)
▶ Kyouji Narita : I was thinkin' about which school had the best choir.	(0:04:39.76)
▶ Kyouji Narita : And to me, Morioka Middle was the top.	(0:04:42.65)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Which means the leader of the Morioka choir's gotta be the best singer, am I right?	(0:04:45.13)
▶ Kyouji Narita : And that'd be you, Satomi-kun!	(0:04:51.78)
▶ Satomi Oka : Not at all...	(0:04:53.43)
▶ Kyouji Narita : I was wondering if you'd mind coachin' me just a bit.	(0:04:54.69)
▶ Satomi Oka : I-I don't quite understand what this is about...	(0:04:57.92)
▶ Kyouji Narita : I'll give ya a quick rundown, then.	(0:05:02.85)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Y'see, I work for a certain shady company.	(0:05:06.25)
▶ Kyouji Narita : The boss I work for is crazy about karaoke.	(0:05:12.30)
▶ Satomi Oka : Huh? Karaoke?	(0:05:16.57)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Yep, karaoke.	(0:05:18.76)
▶ Kyouji Narita : In February,	(0:05:21.46)
▶ Kyouji Narita : May,	(0:05:22.40)
▶ Kyouji Narita : August,	(0:05:23.35)
▶ Kyouji Narita : and November,	(0:05:24.44)
▶ Kyouji Narita : four times a year, we have a family-wide karaoke contest.	(0:05:25.88)
▶ Satomi Oka : A karaoke contest?	(0:05:29.84)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Yeah, a karaoke contest.	(0:05:31.45)
▶ Kyouji Narita : But y'see, it ain't just any ordinary karaoke contest.	(0:05:33.96)
▶ Kyouji Narita : I mean, our Boss...	(0:05:37.64)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Well, he's got a talent that's pretty useless to a yakuza.	(0:05:39.13)
▶ Kyouji Narita : It's what they call perfect pitch.	(0:05:42.72)
▶ Satomi Oka : Oh, wow. That's impressive.	(0:05:44.62)
▶ Kyouji Narita : It's actually a huge problem.	(0:05:47.73)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Everyone in the family's gotta participate in the contest.	(0:05:52.23)
▶ Kyouji Narita : The only ones allowed to be no-shows are the dead guys.	(0:05:56.56)
▶ Kyouji Narita : And 'course, everyone has to sing one song.	(0:05:59.84)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Then the Boss judges it with that perfect pitch of his.	(0:06:03.77)
▶ Kyouji Narita : If you're even slightly off-key, off tempo, or if ya mess up the lyrics, he adds one point.	(0:06:08.11)
▶ Kyouji Narita : He checks it using a tally system and totals the scores.	(0:06:14.33)
▶ Satomi Oka : Um, is there a reason for that?	(0:06:16.92)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Whaddya think is the Boss's second favorite thing, after karaoke?	(0:06:21.30)
▶ Satomi Oka : No idea...	(0:06:25.47)
▶ Kyouji Narita : It's tattoos.	(0:06:28.09)
▶ Satomi Oka : Tattoos?	(0:06:30.97)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Yeah, tattoos.	(0:06:32.82)
▶ Kyouji Narita : The ones where they stick you with a needle.	(0:06:35.57)
▶ Kyouji Narita : He's always liked getting 'em and watchin' people get 'em,	(0:06:38.12)
▶ Kyouji Narita : but lately he's gotten into doin' it himself.	(0:06:43.01)
▶ Kyouji Narita : That's why I'm sure he's itching to do it.	(0:06:45.92)
▶ Kyouji Narita : He wants to do it so bad he can't help himself.	(0:06:48.22)
▶ Kyouji Narita : The one with the most points in the karaoke contest,	(0:06:51.92)
▶ Kyouji Narita : meaning the guy declared the worst singer,	(0:06:54.85)
▶ Kyouji Narita : gets tattooed by the Boss!	(0:07:01.97)
▶ Kyouji Narita : C'mon. Terrifying, ain't it?!	(0:07:06.34)
▶ Satomi Oka : Huh...	(0:07:09.33)
▶ Satomi Oka : I-Is it that big of a deal?	(0:07:10.85)
▶ Satomi Oka : Not that I'd know, but it's just one tattoo—	(0:07:13.75)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Nah, you've got it all wrong.	(0:07:16.71)
▶ Kyouji Narita : If it's a pro tattoo artist doing it, it's smooth sailing.	(0:07:18.99)
▶ Kyouji Narita : No big deal addin' one or two more.	(0:07:21.81)
▶ Kyouji Narita : What's scary here is the Boss!	(0:07:23.99)
▶ Kyouji Narita : He's learning under the family's own tattoo artist,	(0:07:26.46)
▶ Kyouji Narita : but he's still a damn newbie.	(0:07:29.80)
▶ Kyouji Narita : The problem is that the Boss is the one doing it.	(0:07:31.80)
▶ Kyouji Narita : He ain't a pro, but he insists on doing it by hand,	(0:07:36.72)
▶ Kyouji Narita : sayin' it's nice 'cause ＂it gives the colors depth.＂	(0:07:39.56)
▶ Kyouji Narita : He takes his sweet damn time and the pain's neverending.	(0:07:42.29)
▶ Kyouji Narita : He's got no brakes, so he just keeps stabbin' you.	(0:07:45.62)
▶ Kyouji Narita : On top of that, he's got no artistic talent, so all his tattoos look like crap.	(0:07:48.08)
▶ Kyouji Narita : The whole ＂color depth＂ thing is BS.	(0:07:52.92)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Anyway, it's all shitty.	(0:07:55.33)
▶ Kyouji Narita : What's more, he deliberately tattoos the areas that hurt most.	(0:07:59.92)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Past sucky-song kings shook like freakin' leaves while getting their tats done,	(0:08:03.57)
▶ Kyouji Narita : and the worst ones passed out, even.	(0:08:07.42)
▶ Kyouji Narita : They said it was like someone diggin' into yer skin with a saw.	(0:08:09.93)
▶ Kyouji Narita : And he'd deliberately tattoo a motif the person hates.	(0:08:13.32)
▶ Kyouji Narita : The previous sucky-song king three contests ago was terrified of HELLO KITTY.	(0:08:17.86)
▶ Satomi Oka : Terrified of HELLO KITTY?	(0:08:21.86)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Said just looking at her felt like his heart was getting crushed.	(0:08:23.69)
▶ Kyouji Narita : The Boss knowingly decided to tattoo HELLO KITTY on the back of the guy's dominant hand!	(0:08:28.21)
▶ Kyouji Narita : But since he ain't got talent for shit, it ended up looking more like a monster cat.	(0:08:33.63)
▶ Kyouji Narita : The guy was like, ＂Oh, this ain't so scary!＂ And everyone was glad for him...	(0:08:39.15)
▶ Satomi Oka : What part of that is supposed to be funny?	(0:08:45.40)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Well, anyway!	(0:08:48.58)
▶ Kyouji Narita : I desperately wanna avoid becoming one of the Boss's guinea pigs at all costs!	(0:08:50.25)
▶ Satomi Oka : Then you'll just have to do your best and sing—	(0:08:54.06)
▶ Kyouji Narita : And that's why I'm asking for your help, Satomi-kun.	(0:08:56.69)
▶ Kyouji Narita : It ain't just me. The other guys are all desperate, too.	(0:09:00.88)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Everyone's practicin' on the sly, thinkin' they'll be next.	(0:09:04.34)
▶ Kyouji Narita : But I really didn't wanna see my bro enter no Yamaha school...	(0:09:08.19)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Hey. You understand, don't you, Satomi-kun?	(0:09:14.87)
▶ Satomi Oka : I clearly understand that you're desperate enough	(0:09:18.63)
▶ Satomi Oka : to come crying to a middle school student.	(0:09:21.12)
▶ Satomi Oka : But I really can't do this.	(0:09:23.61)
▶ Satomi Oka : I'm very sorry, but...	(0:09:26.29)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Just one song, then.	(0:09:29.07)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Could you listen to me?	(0:09:30.50)
▶ Satomi Oka : Huh?	(0:09:31.76)
▶ Kyouji Narita : The battle song I sing at every karaoke contest.	(0:09:32.84)
▶ Kyouji Narita : I want even just one honest opinion.	(0:09:36.88)
▶ Satomi Oka : I'd like to place an order.	(0:11:53.51)
▶ Satomi Oka : One fried rice. Yes!	(0:11:55.08)
▶ Kyouji Narita : How was I?	(0:12:20.10)
▶ Satomi Oka : You want my honest opinion, right?	(0:12:22.49)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Of course.	(0:12:25.20)
▶ Satomi Oka : Your falsetto was gross during the whole thing.	(0:12:26.47)
▶ Satomi Oka : That is all.	(0:12:28.60)
▶ Kyouji Narita : No way!	(0:12:29.72)
▶ Kyouji Narita : W-Wait a sec.	(0:12:31.13)
▶ Kyouji Narita : What was specifically wrong with it?!	(0:12:32.61)
▶ Satomi Oka : You ask for specifics, but...	(0:12:34.95)
▶ Satomi Oka : It's more like, why choose this song in the first place?	(0:12:36.95)
▶ Satomi Oka : It's far too difficult for an average guy to sing.	(0:12:39.84)
▶ Satomi Oka : Especially for you, Kyouji-san, since your voice is lower than average,	(0:12:44.16)
▶ Satomi Oka : it's even less doable.	(0:12:47.10)
▶ Satomi Oka : I don't think you should ever sing it again.	(0:12:48.76)
▶ Satomi Oka : Well then, goodbye.	(0:12:51.21)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Now hold on, Satomi-kun!	(0:12:52.32)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Satomi-sensei!	(0:12:54.53)
▶ Kyouji Narita : I've been competing with this one song the whole time!	(0:12:56.08)
▶ Kyouji Narita : I survived because of this song!	(0:12:59.22)
▶ Satomi Oka : Even so, you started to feel a sense of crisis,	(0:13:01.45)
▶ Satomi Oka : so you're asking someone like me for help, aren't you?	(0:13:03.71)
▶ Satomi Oka : Um... I'm going to state the obvious,	(0:13:07.80)
▶ Satomi Oka : but the songs you like aren't necessarily the songs you're good at.	(0:13:11.01)
▶ Satomi Oka : If you really don't want to get a tattoo, practice songs you can actually sing.	(0:13:14.12)
▶ Satomi Oka : Your falsetto sounded unnatural, but it seems like you've got some knack for singing.	(0:13:19.77)
▶ Satomi Oka : So if you can find a song that suits you, I think you'll be able to learn it quick.	(0:13:24.71)
▶ Satomi Oka : Dunno for sure, though.	(0:13:29.37)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Hey, wait up!	(0:13:31.31)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Do you use LINE?	(0:13:37.42)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Where do you live?	(0:13:55.44)
▶ Satomi Oka : I'm not telling a yakuza where I live.	(0:13:56.96)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Once you're in the car, it's too late, Satomi-kun.	(0:13:59.58)
▶ Satomi Oka : Oh, Wada.	(0:14:27.43)
▶ Wada : Hey, thanks for your hard work.	(0:14:29.30)
▶ Satomi Oka : What's up? There's no choir today.	(0:14:31.58)
▶ Wada : I'm just really happy about getting silver.	(0:14:34.72)
▶ Wada : It's the first award we've won since I joined the choir!	(0:14:37.08)
▶ Wada : How about you, Oka-senpai? What's going on?	(0:14:41.12)
▶ Satomi Oka : I was wondering when the summer choir festival was...	(0:14:43.90)
▶ Satomi Oka : So I just came to check the date.	(0:14:47.48)
▶ Wada : The third years are done after the choir festival, after all.	(0:14:49.37)
▶ Wada : You guys must be stoked!	(0:14:52.78)
▶ Satomi Oka : Well... That's not really...	(0:14:54.18)
▶ Wada : We really are in good hands because you're our leader, Oka-senpai.	(0:14:56.00)
▶ Satomi Oka : I'm really not good at all...	(0:15:00.86)
▶ Wada : Huh?	(0:15:03.35)
▶ Satomi Oka : Oh, sorry.	(0:15:05.66)
▶ Satomi Oka : ＂4 u...＂	(0:15:14.50)
▶ Kyouji Narita : How's that?	(0:15:49.65)
▶ Satomi Oka : It kinda... feels like it suits you too well,	(0:15:52.95)
▶ Satomi Oka : but that's good, isn't it?	(0:15:56.31)
▶ Satomi Oka : Use it for the contest.	(0:15:57.66)
▶ Kyouji Narita : But y'know, this song's a bit risky.	(0:15:59.28)
▶ Kyouji Narita : It's the Boss's go-to that he always sings in front of women.	(0:16:03.55)
▶ Kyouji Narita : It's also always a hit with both men and women.	(0:16:07.22)
▶ Satomi Oka : Is it bad to sing the Boss's go-to?	(0:16:10.03)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Well, it's best to avoid it.	(0:16:13.57)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Some young guy tried to sing the Boss's favorite Kana Nishino song	(0:16:17.21)
▶ Kyouji Narita : and was expelled the moment the intro came on.	(0:16:21.09)
▶ Satomi Oka : Your Boss...	(0:16:25.84)
▶ Kyouji Narita : But I'm thinkin' it was no good 'cause it was Kana Nishino.	(0:16:27.46)
▶ Kyouji Narita : I hear the Boss likes it because it's sung by a girl...	(0:16:31.87)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Ain't no point in one old fart singin' Kana Nishino to another old fart.	(0:16:35.54)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Croonin', ＂Please continue to take care of me.＂	(0:16:39.32)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Also, Sabu-chan is off-limits. He respects him too much.	(0:16:42.54)
▶ Kyouji Narita : If I sing his songs carelessly, I'll get socked.	(0:16:45.76)
▶ Satomi Oka : Is that so?	(0:16:47.87)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Oh, there's also an unspoken rule that the members of the family	(0:16:49.48)
▶ Kyouji Narita : don't pick the same songs.	(0:16:53.25)
▶ Kyouji Narita : One time some idiot was like, ＂I was gonna sing that song!＂	(0:16:55.30)
▶ Kyouji Narita : and started shootin' up the place.	(0:16:57.89)
▶ Satomi Oka : May I order some fried rice?	(0:17:00.15)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Yeah, sure.	(0:17:02.00)
▶ Kyouji Narita : I think I'm gonna eat something, too.	(0:17:09.15)
▶ Satomi Oka : Are you trying to quit or something?	(0:17:12.39)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Nah, not really.	(0:17:14.29)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Just figure I shouldn't send a middle schooler home stinkin' like cigarettes.	(0:17:16.26)
▶ Satomi Oka : Oh...	(0:17:20.55)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Satomi-kun, you should sing something, too.	(0:17:22.37)
▶ Kyouji Narita : I wanna hear the teacher's example.	(0:17:24.83)
▶ Satomi Oka : No, I'm not going to sing. Absolutely not.	(0:17:26.86)
▶ Kyouji Narita : How come?!	(0:17:29.40)
▶ Kyouji Narita : What do middle school kids sing these days?	(0:17:31.12)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Is it Kenshi Yonezu the Third?	(0:17:33.48)
▶ Satomi Oka : There's only one Kenshi Yonezu, you know...	(0:17:35.26)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Oh, hello?	(0:17:38.13)
▶ Kyouji Narita : A fried rice and an ultra chocolate banana parfait with extra whipped cream... yes.	(0:17:39.46)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Oh yeah, Satomi-kun, your voice hasn't changed yet, has it?	(0:17:46.66)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Maybe the way your voice comes out is different, huh?	(0:17:51.23)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Guess I can't follow your example anyhow, then.	(0:17:54.21)
▶ Satomi Oka : Y-Yes. I'm fine with that...	(0:18:48.81)
▶ Satomi Oka : Thank you so much. I will.	(0:19:06.76)
▶ Wada : Yes?	(0:19:22.10)
▶ Wada : Understood.	(0:19:33.10)
▶ Satomi Oka : How unlucky.	(0:20:34.54)
▶ Satomi Oka : At this rate...	(0:20:42.01)
▶ Satomi Oka : If I catch a cold,	(0:20:45.44)
▶ Satomi Oka : my voice will...	(0:20:48.94)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Satomi-kun?	(0:21:10.50)
▶ Satomi Oka : Kyouji-san?	(0:21:26.43)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Lookin' good, all soaked in the rain.	(0:21:29.70)
▶ Satomi Oka : Wha...	(0:21:32.51)
▶ Kyouji Narita : What are you doing in a place like this?	(0:21:33.66)
▶ Satomi Oka : Oh, I-I couldn't go home... because of the rain.	(0:21:35.81)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Well then, let's get going.	(0:21:43.31)
▶ Satomi Oka : Huh?	(0:21:44.50)
▶ Satomi Oka : Oh...	(0:21:45.98)
▶ Satomi Oka : What? Wait!	(0:21:46.87)
▶ Kyouji Narita : I'll take you home.	(0:21:48.15)
▶ Satomi Oka : What? U-Um!	(0:21:49.65)
▶ Satomi Oka : But I'm soaked—	(0:21:51.17)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Then we should hurry and get ya warmed up, huh?	(0:21:52.55)
▶ Kyouji Narita : What's wrong, Satomi-kun?	(0:22:00.83)
▶ Satomi Oka : Um, sitting here is...	(0:22:04.15)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Oh. Here ya go.	(0:22:06.63)
▶ Satomi Oka : Huh?	(0:22:09.42)
▶ Kyouji Narita : It takes time for the car to warm up.	(0:22:10.33)
▶ Satomi Oka : But...	(0:22:13.70)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Can't have my teacher catchin' a cold.	(0:22:14.38)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Who else is gonna teach me how to sing?	(0:22:17.04)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Now then, off we go!	(0:22:23.84)
▶ Satomi Oka : Your pitch is off.	(0:23:40.09)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Seriously?	(0:23:42.31)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Around what part?	(0:23:43.32)
▶ Satomi Oka : How much does a singing coach make?	(0:23:47.36)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Oh, on the hunt for a sugar daddy?	(0:23:50.79)
▶ Satomi Oka : Not in the slightest.	(0:23:52.70)
▶ Satomi Oka : I'm busy with choir and exams, so doing this for free seems a little...	(0:23:54.32)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Y'sound like a yakuza.	(0:23:58.45)
▶ Satomi Oka : I don't want to hear that from a yakuza.	(0:23:59.88)
▶ Kyouji Narita : There somethin' you want outta this?	(0:24:02.57)
▶ Satomi Oka : Nothing in particular, so the fried rice or the jumbo parfait will do.	(0:24:09.75)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Easy enough!	(0:24:13.75)
▶ Kyouji Narita : Well then,	(0:24:16.02)
▶ Kyouji Narita : let's go karaoke.	(0:24:17.11)