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▶ EXTRA : Today will be cloudy,	(0:00:12.19)
▶ EXTRA : with rain in some areas.	(0:00:14.11)
▶ EXTRA : If you go out, please take an umbrella with you.	(0:00:17.12)
▶ EXTRA : Well then, have a good day!	(0:00:21.20)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : All right, I'm going out.	(0:00:30.96)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : What nice weather.	(0:00:43.10)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : My usual companions...	(0:00:55.03)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : This unchanging scenery...	(0:00:57.16)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I thought these peaceful days would last forever.	(0:00:59.45)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : No, they actually will go on forever.	(0:01:04.12)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Things like the weather report can't be trusted.	(0:01:11.84)
▶ Tulio Orito : Sorry, physics is next, right?	(0:01:15.26)
▶ Tulio Orito : Let me see your notes.	(0:01:17.05)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Here.	(0:01:19.01)
▶ Tulio Orito : I owe you one, Aikawa Ayumu-sama!	(0:01:20.10)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : You can buy me lunch.	(0:01:22.68)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : But, to be honest, that's a lie.	(0:01:27.77)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Most people will just carry on with their lives without noticing it.	(0:01:31.82)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : In this world, there are untouchable secrets.	(0:01:35.82)
▶ EXTRA : Hey, you!	(0:01:44.75)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Oh, I'm... a zombie.	(0:01:59.09)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : No!	(0:02:19.20)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Nooo~!	(0:02:25.83)
▶ EXTRA : H-Huh?	(0:04:06.89)
▶ EXTRA : My hairpiece?	(0:04:10.35)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I'm beat.	(0:04:18.32)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : If I weren't a zombie, I would've died.	(0:04:19.94)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I'm home.	(0:04:28.53)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Eu, I'm home.	(0:04:37.17)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Eh?	(0:04:46.30)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : S-Sorry. I got hit by a truck just now.	(0:04:49.30)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : This is what they call "tsun," right?	(0:04:58.27)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : What you really mean is...	(0:05:00.44)
▶ Eucliwood Hellscythe : Onii-chan, I'm hungry.	(0:05:03.15)
▶ Eucliwood Hellscythe : Hurry and make me some dinner.	(0:05:06.03)
▶ Eucliwood Hellscythe : After that, a bath.	(0:05:08.45)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Really?	(0:05:15.12)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Such a shy girl.	(0:05:16.67)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : You don't need to worry about helping me with those hands.	(0:05:28.84)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : So, what did you do today?	(0:05:34.89)
▶ Eucliwood Hellscythe : When I woke up from a nap, it was already evening.	(0:05:42.23)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I see, I see.	(0:05:48.70)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Look, there's some rice on-	(0:05:53.83)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : You think because I'm a zombie-	(0:05:59.50)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : No, if you hadn't brought me back to life,	(0:06:09.47)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I'd be dead.	(0:06:13.35)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I'm thankful for that.	(0:06:16.39)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : If I were dead,	(0:06:22.73)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I wouldn't be able to search for the culprit who killed me.	(0:06:28.61)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Necromancer of the underworld, Eucliwood Hellscythe.	(0:06:34.83)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : She's been here for a month so far.	(0:06:39.33)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Just who the heck is she?	(0:06:42.29)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Orito, what's going on?	(0:06:49.93)
▶ Tulio Orito : Did you see the news just now?!	(0:06:51.80)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Nope.	(0:06:53.93)
▶ Tulio Orito : There's been another murder case in the neighbourhood.	(0:06:54.43)
▶ Tulio Orito : How many does that make?	(0:06:57.18)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : A serial killer...	(0:06:59.48)
▶ Tulio Orito : Serial killers are scary, aren't they?	(0:07:01.60)
▶ Tulio Orito : You're living by yourself, right?	(0:07:04.23)
▶ Tulio Orito : In that case, be careful.	(0:07:05.94)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Y-Yeah.	(0:07:07.48)
▶ Tulio Orito : Do you really get it?	(0:07:09.03)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I understand.	(0:07:13.41)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : That's why I search for that culprit every day.	(0:07:15.66)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : That person is still committing murders in this city.	(0:07:21.21)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : It's no use searching randomly.	(0:07:34.05)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : However, I feel at ease when I come here.	(0:07:42.39)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : More so than at home...	(0:07:46.57)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Probably because I'm a zombie.	(0:07:48.90)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Ah, my best place!	(0:07:51.28)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : What is that?!	(0:08:14.18)
▶ Haruna : Hurry up and die!	(0:08:20.52)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : What was that just now?	(0:08:33.11)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : A cosplayer?	(0:08:37.24)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : No, this person is...	(0:08:41.83)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : A bit hard to believe, but...	(0:08:43.50)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : So you're the serial killer!	(0:08:46.96)
▶ Haruna : Huh? What're you talking about?	(0:08:48.96)
▶ Haruna : You're in my way! Move!	(0:08:51.21)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Huh?	(0:08:52.71)
▶ Haruna : A Kumacchi!	(0:08:59.60)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : What is this thing?	(0:09:02.77)
▶ Haruna : Damn it, I'm going to lose points for this.	(0:09:04.94)
▶ Haruna : I'll defeat the enemy to avenge you, so just rest in peace.	(0:09:07.90)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : That's a pretty big assumption!	(0:09:11.11)
▶ Haruna : Don't talk!	(0:09:12.98)
▶ Haruna : Your wounds are severe.	(0:09:13.82)
▶ Haruna : Just give up!	(0:09:15.11)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I've given up on you!	(0:09:15.86)
▶ Haruna : Mystletainn magic power, full throttle!	(0:09:25.46)
▶ Haruna : Let's go!	(0:09:30.92)
▶ Haruna : Secret Technique!	(0:09:31.96)
▶ Haruna : Mystletainn Kick!	(0:09:33.00)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : That's not a kick!	(0:09:38.76)
▶ Haruna : Sacrifices are necessary in battle.	(0:09:52.27)
▶ Haruna : What can you do?	(0:09:54.44)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Until now, I haven't been able to agree with a thing you've said.	(0:09:55.94)
▶ Haruna : Ah, why aren't you dead?	(0:10:00.03)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : 'Cause I'm a zombie...	(0:10:02.41)
▶ Haruna : You're not a human?	(0:10:04.54)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : It's a long story.	(0:10:06.71)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I still have the same feelings as humans though.	(0:10:08.08)
▶ Haruna : Gross!	(0:10:10.04)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Have some respect for the dead.	(0:10:11.38)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : So,	(0:10:13.42)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : what are you supposed to be?	(0:10:14.50)
▶ Haruna : Virie's genius Masou-Shoujo,	(0:10:16.55)
▶ Haruna : Haruna-chan!	(0:10:18.97)
▶ Haruna : The thing I just killed was a B-class Megalo Kumocchi.	(0:10:20.68)
▶ Haruna : My grades depended on it.	(0:10:23.10)
▶ Haruna : At least, understand that much.	(0:10:24.89)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I don't understand a single thing.	(0:10:26.47)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I don't believe anyone who refers to herself as a genius.	(0:10:29.06)
▶ Haruna : Normal people won't understand the feelings of a genius!	(0:10:33.98)
▶ Haruna : Ah, whatever.	(0:10:37.40)
▶ Haruna : I'm going to erase your memory.	(0:10:39.82)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Wait, what's this?	(0:10:41.82)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Uh, wait.	(0:10:49.46)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : What's this?!	(0:10:50.92)
▶ Haruna : Huh? My magic isn't working.	(0:10:52.00)
▶ Haruna : What's going on?	(0:10:54.50)
▶ Haruna : Don't look!	(0:10:58.80)
▶ Haruna : Give my magic back!	(0:10:59.55)
▶ Haruna : In the blink of an eye!	(0:11:01.72)
▶ Haruna : Right now!	(0:11:04.14)
▶ Haruna : Immediately! Now! Now, now, now, now!	(0:11:04.80)
▶ Haruna : You're not a normal human!	(0:11:07.52)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Like I said, I'm a zombie.	(0:11:09.85)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Um, could you get my lower half?	(0:11:13.44)
▶ Haruna : Lower half? You pervert!	(0:11:17.03)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : You're the pervert!	(0:11:19.32)
▶ EXTRA : TL Note: "Masou-Shoujo" loosely translates to "Magically Equipped Girl".	(0:11:21.99)
▶ EXTRA : It refers to her chainsaw. It is a pun of "Mahou Shoujo" or "Magical Girl".	(0:11:21.99b)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Um, that's...	(0:11:27.04)
▶ EXTRA : {\b1\fnArial Black\fs42\pos(1034,202)\c&H000000&\blur1}Can I eat it!?	(0:11:28.83)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Um...	(0:11:43.22)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Why are you a magical...	(0:11:45.30)
▶ Haruna : Masou-Shoujo.	(0:11:46.81)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Why have you, a Masou-Shoujo, come into my house?	(0:11:48.68)
▶ Haruna : I suddenly lost my magic powers and it's troubling me.	(0:11:52.39)
▶ Haruna : Understand that much.	(0:11:55.02)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I didn't know I had such hidden powers.	(0:11:58.69)
▶ Haruna : Take responsibility!	(0:12:04.45)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : What do you expect me to do?	(0:12:05.66)
▶ Haruna : I super ultra extremely don't want to,	(0:12:08.03)
▶ Haruna : but I'm going to stay here until the problem is solved.	(0:12:10.79)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Ah...	(0:12:14.17)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Well, as long as you don't bother the neighbours, I don't mind.	(0:12:15.13)
▶ Haruna : Of course! Be sure to make lots of food and snacks.	(0:12:19.55)
▶ Haruna : Get me a futon as well.	(0:12:22.76)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Oh, you...	(0:12:24.47)
▶ Haruna : So, who's this person?	(0:12:26.18)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Necromancer of the underworld, Eucliwood Hellscythe-san.	(0:12:28.47)
▶ Haruna : Oh, I see.	(0:12:36.98)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : "I see?"	(0:12:40.65)
▶ Haruna : Oh yeah, hey you.	(0:12:42.53)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : It's Aikawa Ayumu.	(0:12:45.53)
▶ Haruna : Let me borrow your phone.	(0:12:47.78)
▶ Haruna : What is this magical device?	(0:12:54.75)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : It's a phone...	(0:12:56.46)
▶ Haruna : Huh?	(0:12:58.13)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Aren't there cell phones in your magical country?	(0:12:59.71)
▶ Haruna : Don't treat me like an idiot!	(0:13:03.09)
▶ Haruna : Virie's phones are these stylish things...	(0:13:04.84)
▶ Haruna : "Hello? Hello?"	(0:13:08.76)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I don't get it at all.	(0:13:11.72)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : OK, do this, this, this and this.	(0:13:14.10)
▶ Haruna : Then, this is the same as a phone.	(0:13:18.52)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Didn't I just say it was a phone?	(0:13:20.57)
▶ Haruna : Ah, is this Dai-sensei?	(0:13:25.95)
▶ Haruna : It's me.	(0:13:27.91)
▶ Haruna : Refrain Year Rising Class,	(0:13:29.57)
▶ Haruna : attendance number: 634'526'379, Haruna.	(0:13:31.58)
▶ Haruna : Well, you see, I actually...	(0:13:37.62)
▶ Haruna : After coming here, I've completely lost my magic.	(0:13:41.00)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : She came from the magical world?	(0:13:45.38)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I would never have believed her before,	(0:13:48.30)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : but since there's a necromancer of the underworld here,	(0:13:53.10)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : and my lower half has already been reattached,	(0:13:57.31)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : the little things don't surprise me anymore.	(0:14:01.19)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : This world is full of secrets.	(0:14:03.86)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I wonder what fees are going to be charged to my phone?	(0:14:07.99)
▶ EXTRA : Masou-Shoujo presence detected.	(0:14:17.71)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Schwarzschild...{TLCed since it's german lol - I think I heard this name in another show before... -masat}	(0:14:25.80)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Are Eu and I the beings destabilizing this world?	(0:14:27.84)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Gaia, what should I do?	(0:14:32.97)
▶ Tulio Orito : Aikawa's dried up!	(0:14:43.98)
▶ Tulio Orito : Still not going home?	(0:14:54.99)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Yeah.	(0:14:56.83)
▶ Tulio Orito : What is it?	(0:14:57.91)
▶ Tulio Orito : You've been staying back recently. What have you been doing?	(0:14:58.96)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Zombies can't walk in the sunlight, you know.	(0:15:01.79)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I've got various reasons.	(0:15:05.67)
▶ Tulio Orito : The one for not being able to go home?	(0:15:07.76)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : My household's complicated.	(0:15:09.47)
▶ Tulio Orito : You live alone.	(0:15:11.47)
▶ Tulio Orito : Oh, right.	(0:15:14.05)
▶ Tulio Orito : I brought this today.	(0:15:14.89)
▶ Tulio Orito : Let's play it at your house.	(0:15:17.18)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : You can't!	(0:15:18.77)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : This world is extremely normal.	(0:15:21.64)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : If someone discovered that I, a mere first year student,	(0:15:24.61)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : were living happily with two beautiful girls,	(0:15:27.11)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I'd be ruined.	(0:15:30.95)
▶ Tulio Orito : Oh, I see.	(0:15:32.66)
▶ Tulio Orito : Seems like you've got something big going on.	(0:15:34.12)
▶ Tulio Orito : Don't lose to yourself!	(0:15:36.95)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : See ya!	(0:15:38.20)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Yeah, thanks.	(0:15:39.87)
▶ Tulio Orito : Living by himself must be difficult.	(0:15:45.71)
▶ Eucliwood Hellscythe : If you weren't a zombie, you wouldn't be here.	(0:15:57.35)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Should I just think of her as a noisy stray cat staying with me?	(0:16:00.81)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Nope, that's no good.	(0:16:04.19)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I hope they're not fighting.	(0:16:05.94)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Who is this guy?	(0:16:21.29)
▶ Zarii : I want you.	(0:16:28.38)
▶ Zarii : Ohhh~, I want you.	(0:16:31.76)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : What is this all of a sudden?!	(0:16:34.38)
▶ Zarii : I want you.	(0:16:37.26)
▶ Zarii : Become mine.	(0:16:38.72)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : My ordinary life ended,	(0:16:42.64)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : but I didn't think a worse fate would await me.	(0:16:44.56)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Help me, God!	(0:16:47.94)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Haruna! Why are you there?!	(0:16:51.03)
▶ Haruna : Are you into boys?	(0:16:53.15)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : No way!	(0:16:54.28)
▶ Haruna : What're you doing?	(0:16:55.24)
▶ Haruna : That guy's a Megalo, can't you tell?	(0:16:56.28)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Like hell I would!	(0:16:58.41)
▶ Zarii : It's OK, I'm not scary.	(0:17:00.74)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Yeah, you are!	(0:17:02.54)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : A crayfish?	(0:17:11.80)
▶ Haruna : Yeah, that guy's a Double A-Class Megalo.	(0:17:13.09)
▶ Haruna : A super evil nefarious crayfish!	(0:17:15.80)
▶ Haruna : I think...	(0:17:17.72)
▶ Zarii : I came after I was attracted by Masou-Shoujo magic.	(0:17:20.68)
▶ Zarii : Those ridiculous panties aside...	(0:17:24.56)
▶ Zarii : Human, why is there magic inside you?	(0:17:26.85)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : It's a long story.	(0:17:30.69)
▶ Haruna : I hate long stories!	(0:17:32.23)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I'm not talking to you!	(0:17:33.65)
▶ Haruna : Super Masou Transformation.	(0:17:37.66)
▶ Haruna : When read backwards, it means: "Despite being lovely and charming, I will summon death."	(0:17:41.41)
▶ Haruna : ...dokeda gunmicha de ribura!	(0:17:44.66)
▶ Haruna : Why? Even though I ate so much...	(0:18:10.48)
▶ Zarii : I don't know what happened to you,	(0:18:18.49)
▶ Zarii : but I have no business with a Masou-Shoujo with no magic.	(0:18:21.16)
▶ Zarii : I'll go for the other magical presence!	(0:18:28.37)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : What happened? You had all that esteem...	(0:18:35.55)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Are you actually scared?	(0:18:39.97)
▶ Haruna : Don't say such a stupid thing!	(0:18:43.05)
▶ Haruna : Why would I fear a Megalo?	(0:18:44.47)
▶ Haruna : I'm a genius.	(0:18:47.43)
▶ Haruna : Right!	(0:18:48.64)
▶ Haruna : I'm the genius Masou-Shoujo!	(0:18:49.60)
▶ Haruna : I'll wipe out this pincer monster in a blink of an eye!	(0:18:51.81)
▶ Haruna : Don't look down on me!	(0:18:54.77)
▶ Zarii : I'll take comfort in killing both of you!	(0:18:55.94)
▶ Zarii : That's impossible!	(0:19:01.41)
▶ Zarii : No human can have this much power!	(0:19:02.24)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Let me tell you something, you crayfish.	(0:19:05.12)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Humans... their bodies have a limit and therefore cannot use 100% of their power.	(0:19:07.62)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : But, I...	(0:19:14.75)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : ...am a zombie!	(0:19:17.59)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Those limits don't apply to me!	(0:19:19.34)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : 100%	(0:19:25.85)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : 120%	(0:19:30.89)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I did it!	(0:19:44.49)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : My arm's pointing in a strange direction!	(0:19:46.53)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Damn it...	(0:19:48.70)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Maybe like this...	(0:19:49.95)
▶ Haruna : This won't work. Even if he's invincible,	(0:19:52.42)
▶ Haruna : he'll lose his arms and legs.	(0:19:54.50)
▶ Zarii : Even if you exceed the limit, you've still got a human body.	(0:19:59.84)
▶ Haruna : We have no choice, Ayumu.	(0:20:05.93)
▶ Haruna : Use Mystletainn.	(0:20:07.68)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Huh? Why?	(0:20:08.97)
▶ Haruna : As you stole my magic powers...	(0:20:11.02)
▶ Haruna : You can become a Masou-Shoujo!	(0:20:13.06)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Shoujo? There's no way I can turn into a girl!	(0:20:14.31)
▶ Haruna : Shut up and do something!	(0:20:16.48)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Damn...	(0:20:18.27)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I'll get used to it!	(0:20:19.07)
▶ Haruna : All right? Follow me!	(0:20:21.36)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Nomobuyo, Oshi, Hashitawa...	(0:20:23.95)
▶ Haruna : Nomobuyo, Oshi, Hashitawa...	(0:20:23.95)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Dokeda, Gunmicha, De, Ribura!	(0:20:27.24)
▶ Haruna : Dokeda, Gunmicha, De, Ribura!	(0:20:27.24)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : It's coming...	(0:20:36.00)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : It's coming...!	(0:20:39.05)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : It's coming!	(0:20:42.22)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : It came!	(0:20:45.30)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Only the clothes?!	(0:20:55.81)
▶ Haruna : With just that, courage increases 100 fold.	(0:20:57.69)
▶ Haruna : And 10 million times the defence!	(0:20:59.52)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Are you sure?	(0:21:01.11)
▶ Zarii : What's this? You're only a pervert...	(0:21:02.57)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I'm not a pervert!	(0:21:04.45)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Ah, damn it!	(0:21:05.86)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : What was my special technique again?	(0:21:19.71)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Um, um...	(0:21:21.84)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Ah, right! If I remember correctly...	(0:21:23.38)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Mystletainn Kick!	(0:21:25.97)
▶ Zarii : That's not a kick!	(0:21:30.47)
▶ Zarii : You cross-dressing pervert!	(0:21:34.06)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Shut up!	(0:21:37.98)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Ow-ow-ow-ow!	(0:21:44.94)
▶ Tulio Orito : Is that you, Aikawa?	(0:21:47.95)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : No...	(0:21:51.62)
▶ EXTRA : A cosplayer?	(0:21:52.66)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : No! This is...	(0:21:54.12)
▶ Tulio Orito : That's wicked... Aikawa...	(0:21:57.25)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Stop it!	(0:22:00.88)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Don't take it!	(0:22:02.00)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Stop! Stop!	(0:22:02.59)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Don't look!	(0:22:04.26)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Don't look at me!	(0:22:05.13)
▶ Haruna : Hey!	(0:22:06.55)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Thank goodness.	(0:22:08.43)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Explain it to everyone!	(0:22:09.47)
▶ Haruna : You, as of now...	(0:22:10.93)
▶ Haruna : ...are appointed as a Masou-Shoujo!	(0:22:15.06)
▶ Haruna : It's an honour!	(0:22:17.02)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I could hear the sound of something breaking.	(0:22:21.27)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : My peaceful days... They were a lie.	(0:22:24.86)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I'm... already...	(0:22:27.99)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : ...ruined!	(0:22:30.28)
▶ EXTRA : It's a pervert!	(0:22:33.78)
▶ EXTRA : Definitely a pervert!	(0:22:35.04)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Don't look at me!	(0:22:36.91)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : I'm... a zombie.	(0:22:38.91)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Oh, I'm also a Masou-Shoujo.	(0:22:41.63)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : To be honest, I'm actually not a zombie.	(0:24:26.86)
▶ Haruna : I thought so too!	(0:24:28.40)
▶ Haruna : You're just undead.	(0:24:29.94)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : Well, what do you need to do to become a zombie?	(0:24:31.61)
▶ Haruna : How about changing the way you are called?	(0:24:33.74)
▶ Ayumu Aikawa : To what kind?	(0:24:35.20)
▶ Haruna : Something like "corpse", "sludge" or "pond scum."	(0:24:35.78)
▶ Haruna : Shall I turn you into a Masou-Shoujo too?	(0:24:38.37)