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▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Ichimatsu?! What the hell were you doing in this pouring rai—	(0:03:10.58)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : I'm home.	(0:03:17.00)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : W-W-Welcome home...	(0:03:19.92)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : I'm gonna go grab a drink.	(0:03:35.81)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Choromatsu?	(0:03:47.93)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : What? What is it?	(0:03:50.37)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Huh?	(0:03:53.67)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : It's bad... Ichimatsu...	(0:03:55.70)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Ichimatsu... Karamatsu-niisan...	(0:04:00.78)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Ichimatsu what?	(0:04:03.87)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Got a bad haircut.	(0:04:07.16)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Huh?	(0:04:10.67)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Whoa! What the hell is that?!	(0:04:16.33)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Ichimatsu! What happened?!	(0:04:19.09)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Wh-What the hell is that?! How'd his head end up looking like that?	(0:04:28.41)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : I told you, he got a bad haircut.	(0:04:31.34)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : A haircut?	(0:04:33.87)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : He went to get one in this pouring rain?	(0:04:35.50)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : He just came back.	(0:04:37.97)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Knowing Ichimatsu, he probably couldn't complain to the person who cut his hair.	(0:04:40.14)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : You know. That's just how Ichimatsu is.	(0:04:44.18)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Anyway, he's super depressed. He's been like that ever since he came home.	(0:04:49.33)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : It's like his soul's left his body.	(0:04:54.62)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : I see... Poor guy...	(0:04:57.77)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Make sure you don't tease him.	(0:05:01.99)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Huh?	(0:05:03.33)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : It's a huge shock to have your haircut messed up.	(0:05:04.58)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Please, just be kind to him.	(0:05:08.37)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Okay. I'll ignore it.	(0:05:11.73)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Thanks.	(0:05:14.61)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : What's up?	(0:05:18.89)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Gah! The worst one just showed up!	(0:05:21.33)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Stop him!	(0:05:23.53)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : What? What's wrong?	(0:05:27.06)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : What the hell?!	(0:05:30.99)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Huh?	(0:05:45.00)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : What? What is it?	(0:05:46.61)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Ichimatsu...	(0:05:49.25)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : got a bad haircut.	(0:05:52.25)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Huh?	(0:05:54.76)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : He's got a crew cut.	(0:06:00.78)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Lemme see!	(0:06:07.49)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Please!	(0:06:08.27)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : No.	(0:06:09.29)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Please!	(0:06:10.09)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I'm begging you!	(0:06:11.10)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : No!	(0:06:12.30)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : But why?!	(0:06:13.89)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : He's really depressed!	(0:06:15.35)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : But... it's super funny, right?	(0:06:24.55)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : It is.	(0:06:27.97)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : It's the best, right?	(0:06:29.57)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : It is.	(0:06:31.50)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : I can say that with confidence.	(0:06:32.99)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Then—	(0:06:34.74)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : No. No laughing at him or teasing him!	(0:06:35.66)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Got it? Promise me!	(0:06:39.45)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Okay, fine.	(0:06:43.33)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Ichimatsu-niisan went out to get a haircut in this pouring rain?	(0:06:47.08)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : But why?	(0:06:52.73)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Huh?	(0:06:53.68)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Uh... I have no idea.	(0:06:55.43)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Todomatsu.	(0:07:03.97)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I know.	(0:07:05.19)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : So how bad is it really?	(0:07:07.73)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Will we be able to hold back our laughter?	(0:07:10.07)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : W-Well...	(0:07:13.30)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Yes.	(0:07:16.74)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : If you actually care about your brothers.	(0:07:19.97)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : What the hell is that?! What is that?! I can't! Let's leave. Let's go.	(0:08:08.52)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : It's hilarious! I'm gonna die!	(0:08:28.82)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Shh!	(0:08:31.00)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Hey! Lemme out!	(0:08:43.82)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : I won't laugh. I won't tease him. I promise.	(0:08:46.63)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Have I ever broken a promise before?	(0:08:49.60)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : I have.	(0:08:52.49)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : I wanna see!	(0:08:54.02)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : That's pretty bad. Calling something ＂bad＂ can only go so far.	(0:08:58.82)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : What should we do?	(0:09:02.49)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I'll make sure I don't see Ichimatsu-niisan for a while.	(0:09:04.02)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I won't let my eyes see that crew cut.	(0:09:08.65)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : I see. That's a good idea. I'll do the same.	(0:09:10.74)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Why?!	(0:09:32.45)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : I felt bad that Ichimatsu was all alone,	(0:09:33.65)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : so I went to the barber shop and got the same cut.	(0:09:37.56)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Now he won't be all alone.	(0:09:41.56)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : The hell?	(0:09:50.87)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : That makes no sense.	(0:09:52.10)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Now two of them have crew cuts.	(0:09:53.33)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Why, though?	(0:09:55.44)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Hey...	(0:09:56.49)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : I need to talk to you.	(0:09:58.49)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : What?! It was on purpose?!	(0:10:04.79)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : What do you mean, Jyushimatsu-niisan?! That haircut was on purpose?!	(0:10:06.87)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Yup.	(0:10:12.10)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : But why? He wouldn't purposely make himself look that weird.	(0:10:13.13)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : What were we all planning to do today?	(0:10:17.98)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : We were supposed to go to the beach, right?	(0:10:21.55)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : We were all super excited about it.	(0:10:23.91)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : But...	(0:10:26.87)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : this downpour ruined that.	(0:10:28.43)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Then everything got real heavy.	(0:10:31.78)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Ichimatsu-niisan is super sensitive to that and can't deal with it.	(0:10:36.17)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : So I think he wanted to change up the mood	(0:10:41.22)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : by doing something funny himself.	(0:10:44.75)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : That's why he got a crew cut.	(0:10:48.85)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : What?	(0:10:52.76)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : So... you're saying he did that to get laughs?	(0:10:53.86)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Yup.	(0:10:57.38)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : So it wasn't just a failed cut...	(0:10:59.39)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Nope.	(0:11:01.51)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : B-But that's impossible!	(0:11:05.49)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : He wanted laughs? That's his hair!	(0:11:08.27)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : The risk is too high!	(0:11:10.54)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : No, it's honestly possible with Ichimatsu-niisan.	(0:11:12.07)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : No doubt about it.	(0:11:15.46)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : How can you be so certain?!	(0:11:16.71)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Because Ichimatsu-niisan mentioned before...	(0:11:18.61)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : that crew cuts are funny.	(0:11:23.03)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Even then, I couldn't fully believe it.	(0:11:34.25)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : No matter how much he wanted to change up the mood, or wanted laughs...	(0:11:38.76)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : no one would ever do something so high-risk as giving himself	(0:11:42.97)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : a weird haircut!	(0:11:48.67)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : We match, brother!	(0:11:49.67)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Never mind! He actually did do it on purpose!	(0:11:54.81)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Now he feels guilty as hell that Karamatsu got wrapped up in this!	(0:11:57.10)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Wh-What are we supposed to do? I have no idea.	(0:12:12.00)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Huh? Let's just be honest.	(0:12:15.85)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Ichimatsu-niisan did it on purpose.	(0:12:17.91)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : There's no need to hold back.	(0:12:20.34)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Actually, he'd probably feel better if we laughed at him.	(0:12:22.01)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : True.	(0:12:24.78)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : No.	(0:12:25.74)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Huh?	(0:12:26.66)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Then what about Karamatsu?	(0:12:27.79)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : He sacrificed himself for Ichimatsu's sake.	(0:12:29.52)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : We can't let that be for nothing.	(0:12:32.88)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : I'm sure Ichimatsu doesn't want that, either.	(0:12:34.69)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : True.	(0:12:37.40)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : No.	(0:12:38.58)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Huh?	(0:12:39.62)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I mean, that isn't the truth, and I don't want to lie.	(0:12:40.19)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Let's be honest.	(0:12:44.40)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Telling the truth isn't the only form of kindness.	(0:12:45.98)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : The truth always comes with a little pain.	(0:12:48.57)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Don't state the obvious!	(0:12:51.56)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : H-Hey.	(0:12:52.95)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : He ended up getting a crew cut!	(0:12:54.08)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : He won't accept that it was all a misunderstanding!	(0:12:56.41)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : The crew cut was on purpose! He just rushed into things!	(0:12:58.84)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : What? So this crew cut is at fault?	(0:13:02.78)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Are you saying that crew cut is at fault, then?	(0:13:05.56)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Well?!	(0:13:08.01)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Huh?!	(0:13:08.92)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Hey! There's no good crew cut or bad crew cut.	(0:13:09.77)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : We need to figure out what to do about this pickle.	(0:13:13.70)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Sorry.	(0:13:19.81)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I'm sorry.	(0:13:20.96)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Anyway, let's be kind to him.	(0:13:26.14)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : There's nothing else we can do.	(0:13:28.34)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : We just have to wait till their hair grows back.	(0:13:30.59)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Yeah. Let's forbid ourselves from talking about the crew cuts.	(0:13:33.25)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : We absolutely won't bring it up.	(0:13:36.86)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Okay.	(0:13:39.95)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Huh? But why?	(0:14:16.41)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : I don't know. Now there's another crew cut.	(0:14:17.33)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Y'all just make things worse somehow!	(0:14:20.39)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Choromatsu-niisan?!	(0:14:29.59)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : What the hell?	(0:14:30.97)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : How did this happen?	(0:14:32.78)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : When did this happen?!	(0:14:34.60)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : You okay?	(0:14:36.56)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Get a hold of yourself.	(0:14:37.65)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : W-Wait... Does this mean...	(0:14:40.04)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : What is it?	(0:14:44.48)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Are we somehow going to end up getting crew cuts, too?!	(0:14:46.19)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Meaning... all six of us are going to have crew cuts?!	(0:14:56.38)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Y-You can't be serious! That'll never happen!	(0:15:00.97)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : You must be tired. Why don't you rest a bit? Okay?	(0:15:06.87)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : And then... what happened to me was...	(0:15:20.68)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Man, once you start, you just can't stop. Right, Ichimatsu?	(0:15:45.50)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : I know, right?	(0:15:49.39)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Lookie, lookie! Do I look good?	(0:16:06.04)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Don't I look awesome?	(0:16:09.96)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : What's up?	(0:16:23.94)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Huh? U-Uh, I gotta go to the bathroom!	(0:16:25.65)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Where are you going?	(0:16:49.61)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : I'm... weak.	(0:16:57.15)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : I look like I've got it all together, but I just can't hold up until the end.	(0:17:01.06)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : I mean, you know that, too, right?	(0:17:05.87)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : I mean, I didn't want to get a crew cut, either!	(0:17:31.61)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : But... over half the brothers have crew cuts now.	(0:17:43.91)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : What's so weird about crew cuts?	(0:17:49.72)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Maybe we're the weird ones here!	(0:17:53.16)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Right?!	(0:17:56.75)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Please, Todomatsu. Let me go.	(0:17:59.59)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : I can't bear it anymore. Put me out of my misery.	(0:18:03.10)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Hmph.	(0:19:32.98)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Guess it didn't work.	(0:19:38.69)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : He's not crumbling.	(0:19:42.33)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : What should we do?	(0:19:45.93)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : I don't think he's going to do it.	(0:19:47.07)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Yeah...	(0:19:49.90)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Man, this sucks.	(0:19:57.26)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : I really wish we could've gone to the beach.	(0:19:59.54)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Hey! Todomatsu!	(0:20:29.27)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : What are you doing?	(0:20:31.08)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Huh?	(0:20:33.46)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : No fair!	(0:20:34.91)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : You're the funniest!	(0:20:36.01)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : You got us!	(0:20:37.74)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : What do you mean?	(0:20:39.30)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Let's take a picture!	(0:20:51.64)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : This is awful!	(0:20:56.01)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : How did this happen?!	(0:20:57.25)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Boys! We're going to the beach! Hurry!	(0:21:41.51)
▶ Chibita : What're you doing? Hurry up!	(0:21:46.74)
▶ Chibita : Hey!	(0:21:49.78)
▶ Totoko Yowai : It's beach time!	(0:21:50.68)
▶ Chibita : Hey, what's wrong?	(0:21:51.94)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Hello?	(0:21:52.20)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Hey!	(0:21:54.29)
▶ Chibita : Hey!	(0:21:55.46)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Karamatsu here.	(0:23:33.34)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Even with a crew cut, my brilliance couldn't be held in.	(0:23:34.49)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Don't you all think so?	(0:23:39.40)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Hm?	(0:23:41.57)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Huh? You don't?	(0:23:43.31)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : I see. Well, that's a bit concerning.	(0:23:46.39)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : You should go to the hospital immediately.	(0:23:48.90)