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▶ Mai Otonashi : Is that...	(0:00:03.42)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Bowling?!	(0:00:20.87)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : Huh? No way. Your wife?	(0:02:08.43)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : O-Oh, it's just your sister.	(0:02:15.08)
▶ Mai Otonashi : So you're Sumomo-chan? What a cute name.	(0:02:17.83)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : She just noticed?	(0:02:29.33)
▶ Mai Otonashi : You think so? Thanks.	(0:02:46.43)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Your kimono is super cute, too, Sumomo-chan!	(0:02:48.28)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : They have formed a connection through shared ditziness.	(0:02:52.23)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Sure it is!	(0:02:53.88)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : Ditziness transcends time.	(0:02:55.33)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : That's our Mai-chan.	(0:02:57.28)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Huh? Th-Thank you.	(0:03:14.35)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Oh, that's what you meant? I see.	(0:03:22.45)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Th-This is merely a tool designed to present my face in an amusing way.	(0:03:26.10)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : What the heck are you talking about?	(0:03:30.71)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Assemble!	(0:03:35.27)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Don't you get that if I tell her the truth, it could change the history of eyeglasses?	(0:03:38.05)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Listen up. We must keep our interactions with the people of this era to an absolute minimum.	(0:03:45.16)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Keep info about the future strictly off the record.	(0:03:52.37)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Don't!	(0:04:10.02)
▶ Mai Otonashi : U-Uh, actually, we're just traveling performers...	(0:04:26.57)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : Huh? What's that little brat's problem?	(0:05:07.16)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Oh, no, it's fine.	(0:05:12.20)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : She's right, Suguri-sama. There's no need for you to apolo-lo-logize at all-all-all.	(0:05:13.83)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : I think you're glitching.	(0:05:18.69)
▶ Mai Otonashi : She resents them?	(0:05:33.38)
▶ Rina Godai : Was that it?	(0:05:51.67)
▶ Rina Godai : The important thing you wanted to tell us before?	(0:05:54.33)
▶ Mai Otonashi : So that's what it was.	(0:06:06.27)
▶ Mai Otonashi : It really isn't such a—	(0:06:17.85)
▶ Rina Godai : So it's rude to be honest when you don't like something?	(0:06:19.55)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Rina?	(0:06:26.70)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Wait, wait, where are you going?	(0:06:27.98)
▶ Rina Godai : I don't want to stay somewhere I'm hated.	(0:06:29.90)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Then, let's all go together.	(0:06:33.90)
▶ Rina Godai : Why?	(0:06:36.47)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Huh?	(0:06:37.99)
▶ Rina Godai : You guys seem to have no problem staying here, right? So stay.	(0:06:39.62)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : Do you even hear yourself?	(0:06:44.14)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Nozomi?	(0:06:46.31)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : I realized this a while ago, but you're always totally passive-aggressive.	(0:06:48.25)
▶ Rina Godai : Passive-aggressive?	(0:06:52.10)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : You say we have ＂no problem＂ as if we're totally insensitive.	(0:06:53.48)
▶ Rina Godai : I didn't say that.	(0:06:57.43)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : You sure as hell did.	(0:06:59.25)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Hey, cool it, okay?	(0:07:00.73)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Considering the situation, I don't think this is an appropriate time to argue.	(0:07:02.54)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : You really shouldn't go off alone.	(0:07:06.47)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : Okay, Rina-chan?	(0:07:09.65)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Yeah. If we're going, we all go.	(0:07:12.77)
▶ Rina Godai : You're disgusting.	(0:07:15.04)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Huh?	(0:07:16.54)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : Oh my god! Would you get over yourself for once?	(0:07:17.47)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : N-Nozomi-chan.	(0:07:20.46)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : Look, I still have gummies. Want some?	(0:07:22.55)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : Huh? I'm not a child, you know.	(0:07:25.26)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : You're still eating them, though.	(0:07:30.55)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : How long have you...	(0:07:36.14)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : Oh. They're called gummi—	(0:07:40.33)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Don't say it!	(0:07:42.64)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : You'll change the history of the gummy!	(0:07:44.06)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : You just said it yourself. ＂Gummy.＂	(0:07:46.31)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : Huh? You know about gummies?	(0:07:51.53)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : Tree?	(0:07:57.41)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : Fruit?	(0:08:01.91)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : Huh? Gummies grew on trees a long time ago?	(0:08:03.00)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : Amazing.	(0:08:05.88)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : No, they didn't.	(0:08:07.23)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : Huh? Whoa!	(0:08:14.70)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Wait for me!	(0:08:15.94)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Rina, does that sound okay?	(0:08:42.28)
▶ Mai Otonashi : I totally understand why you wouldn't want to stay with someone who doesn't like you.	(0:08:45.13)
▶ Mai Otonashi : This is Anzu-chan's home after all, but...	(0:08:49.88)
▶ Rina Godai : Don't say you ＂understand＂ me so lightly.	(0:08:52.98)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : She didn't.	(0:08:57.29)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : Mai-chan didn't say it lightly at all. She didn't.	(0:08:58.51)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : But the same goes to you, Rina-chan. Don't say, ＂Don't say that so lightly＂ so lightly.	(0:09:02.36)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : Oh! S-S-Sorry! That didn't make any sense, did it? Um—	(0:09:10.35)
▶ Rina Godai : I'm sorry.	(0:09:15.37)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : Huh?	(0:09:16.89)
▶ Rina Godai : I'm sorry.	(0:09:20.59)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : W-Well, you don't, um...	(0:09:23.13)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Thank you, Sayuri.	(0:09:28.77)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : Not at all.	(0:09:32.37)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : Oh? I-I-I-I-It's not such a...	(0:09:38.33)
▶ Mai Otonashi : You have our gratitude.	(0:09:41.83)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Recreate?	(0:09:51.64)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Yes, we will try to recreate...	(0:09:53.23)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : the circumstances that led us to come here.	(0:09:56.69)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : But why?	(0:09:59.80)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : To trigger another time slip, you see.	(0:10:01.38)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Recreating the circumstances and repeating the actions from when we came	(0:10:05.20)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : is a common way to get home in time-slip scenarios.	(0:10:10.07)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : For example...	(0:10:12.46)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : If someone falls down the stairs while reading a book and that causes a time slip,	(0:10:15.17)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : if they fall down the stairs again while reading the same book, they might return.	(0:10:22.47)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Yay!	(0:10:29.05)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : This, of course, comes from fictional stories, but there might be value in trying it.	(0:10:31.23)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : The same circumstances, huh?	(0:10:35.90)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : And the same actions?	(0:10:38.24)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Would that mean Rina and me bowling again?	(0:10:39.91)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : That alone would likely not be sufficient.	(0:10:43.74)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : You and Rina-san have safely competed against each other numerous times in our club,	(0:10:46.24)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : so additional factors are likely required to trigger the time slip.	(0:10:51.47)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : Additional factors?	(0:10:57.41)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : The one that seems certain is...	(0:10:59.77)
▶ Rina Godai : The lightning.	(0:11:03.03)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : U-Uh, so you mean we can't go home until lightning strikes?	(0:11:08.69)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Yes.	(0:11:13.28)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : In addition, it must strike when Mai-san and Rina-san are competing in a bowling match.	(0:11:14.27)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Hypothetically speaking, that is.	(0:11:20.26)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : Gosh.	(0:11:23.28)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : There's no way we'd get such miraculous timing.	(0:11:25.72)
▶ Mai Otonashi : It's all right!	(0:11:29.77)
▶ Mai Otonashi : It's summer here, too. Lightning's common in the summer.	(0:11:32.29)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : You have a point.	(0:11:37.89)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : Oh, the weather forecast!	(0:11:39.80)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : There's no internet here.	(0:11:41.93)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : I-I totally knew that.	(0:11:43.68)
▶ Mai Otonashi : We should just start bowling the instant we hear rumbling.	(0:11:46.95)
▶ Rina Godai : Where?	(0:11:51.61)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Huh?	(0:11:52.93)
▶ Rina Godai : There are no lanes or pins here.	(0:11:54.34)
▶ Mai Otonashi : That's okay. That game Sumomo-chan was just playing...	(0:11:57.89)
▶ Mai Otonashi : That was basically bowling, too, right?	(0:12:02.78)
▶ Rina Godai : I don't agree. That wasn't bowling at all. I don't think it'll work as a recreation.	(0:12:05.21)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Rina.	(0:12:11.74)
▶ Rina Godai : Also, are you sure you can get a turkey?	(0:12:13.79)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Huh?	(0:12:17.04)
▶ Rina Godai : If we're going to recreate what happened, you and I have to get a turkey.	(0:12:17.91)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Oh.	(0:12:23.96)
▶ Rina Godai : Can you get one? Even though we don't have real lanes or pins?	(0:12:25.62)
▶ Mai Otonashi : I can.	(0:12:33.07)
▶ Mai Otonashi : I'll definitely get a turkey.	(0:12:35.98)
▶ Mai Otonashi : I'm sure I will. I know you will, too.	(0:12:38.73)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Don't worry. If we made it here, we can definitely make it back, too.	(0:12:41.72)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Together.	(0:12:45.85)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Until then, let's enjoy being in this era.	(0:12:52.15)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Right? Isn't this time slip stuff just wild?	(0:12:56.88)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : What is this?	(0:13:14.48)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : It's so healthy!	(0:13:20.94)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : Wait, isn't this multigrain rice?	(0:13:23.19)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : Like at a café!	(0:13:25.70)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : It is rather fancy.	(0:13:27.56)
▶ Mai Otonashi : We ate stuff like this on our class trip. In Tokyo.	(0:13:29.75)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : This stuff is seriously yummy.	(0:13:33.72)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : The pickled veggies look delicious.	(0:13:35.68)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Aren't you two having any?	(0:13:39.06)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Huh?	(0:13:43.81)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Complain? About the food?	(0:13:48.57)
▶ Mai Otonashi : But why?	(0:13:55.71)
▶ Mai Otonashi : A lord?	(0:14:05.17)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : A lord?!	(0:14:06.61)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : We learned about this in Japanese history class!	(0:14:09.64)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Is he really important, then?	(0:14:12.39)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : You mean Suguri-sama?	(0:14:13.83)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : He totally is a hot Sengoku.	(0:14:48.36)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Don't neighboring states ever attack?	(0:14:51.49)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Sumomo-chan?	(0:14:58.37)
▶ Mai Otonashi : It still won't send after all.	(0:15:19.97)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : To Auntie Haru?	(0:15:22.81)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Yeah. I realize we're out of range, though.	(0:15:24.38)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : I decided to try, too.	(0:15:33.13)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Oh, right. Your dad would probably be more worried than your mom, huh?	(0:15:35.70)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : Yeah. I'm sure he's really worried.	(0:15:41.71)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Don't worry. We'll be going home soon.	(0:15:49.80)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : Yeah.	(0:15:53.49)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Welcome back.	(0:15:55.79)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : So what was the bathroom like?	(0:15:56.77)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : Don't ask.	(0:15:59.75)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Just do your best.	(0:16:01.15)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : Huh?	(0:16:03.32)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : Here.	(0:16:09.33)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : Bye.	(0:16:10.32)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : Huh?	(0:16:11.32)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : What now? Should we take tissues or something?	(0:16:13.53)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Absolutely not!	(0:16:15.91)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Tissues don't exist yet in this period.	(0:16:17.70)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : If you throw one away, it may have a negative effect on the ecosystem.	(0:16:21.68)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : They're prohibited!	(0:16:25.46)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : Then, what do we do?	(0:16:28.42)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : You'll see when you get there.	(0:16:29.96)
▶ Mai Otonashi : For real?	(0:16:32.77)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : This really sucks.	(0:16:43.67)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : I want to go home this instant.	(0:16:46.05)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : Either that, or I want to get married to Suguri-sama right now.	(0:16:48.23)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Get married?!	(0:16:51.25)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Where'd that come from?	(0:16:51.99)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : Pull yourself together, Nozomi-chan.	(0:16:53.20)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : The love Suguri-sama and I share is the only positive thing in this nonsensical situation.	(0:16:55.48)
▶ Sayuri Ichinose : ＂Love.＂	(0:17:02.39)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : How can you say something so foolish? I've already explained this.	(0:17:04.04)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : We have to keep our interactions with the people of this era to an absolute minimum.	(0:17:07.93)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Love is absolutely out of the question. Absolutely forbidden! Prohibited! Banned!	(0:17:12.01)
▶ Nozomi Mitaka : It can't be stopped, even if it's forbidden. That's what love is.	(0:17:17.43)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Get as proverbial as you want, but it's still not allowed.	(0:17:21.64)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Don't you get it? We don't exist here.	(0:17:24.49)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : We were all born in the timeline that comes after this historical period.	(0:17:26.42)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : If we change the timeline at all, worst-case scenario,	(0:17:30.86)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : we may never be born in the first place. That's what it means.	(0:17:34.02)
▶ Rina Godai : But if...	(0:17:40.66)
▶ Rina Godai : If that happens, what happens to us?	(0:17:42.53)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Most likely...	(0:17:47.08)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : we will cease to exist.	(0:17:50.03)
▶ Mai Otonashi : C-C-Cease to exist?	(0:17:54.66)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Yes. The instant we change history, we will likely cease to exist.	(0:17:56.84)
▶ Mai Otonashi : For real?	(0:18:07.35)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Listen up. To prevent that, we have to limit our interactions as much as possible.	(0:18:09.65)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Be uninvolved, unremarkable, and unmemorable!	(0:18:14.98)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Okay, repeat!	(0:18:18.58)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Be uninvolved, unremarkable, and unmemorable!	(0:18:20.76)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : We are the air!	(0:18:24.62)
▶ Mai Otonashi : We are the air!	(0:18:26.75)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : We are the air!	(0:18:28.99)
▶ Mai Otonashi : We are the air!	(0:18:30.61)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Hmm?	(0:18:39.72)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Oh, right.	(0:18:46.81)
▶ Mai Otonashi : We traveled to the Sengoku period.	(0:18:49.65)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Yeah. We're okay.	(0:19:05.02)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Hmm?	(0:19:11.58)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Spare!	(0:19:29.35)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Ah! U-Um, uh, g-good morning.	(0:19:33.14)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Hmm?	(0:19:44.39)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Huh?	(0:19:47.12)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Oh, you did? That's so amazing.	(0:19:57.16)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Huh?	(0:20:03.56)
▶ Mai Otonashi : It's not such a big deal.	(0:20:26.59)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Yeah, it really is. Bowling can be fun when you play alone,	(0:20:31.82)
▶ Mai Otonashi : but it's even more fun to play with someone.	(0:20:36.66)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Huh?	(0:20:43.09)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Uh, well, bowling is...	(0:20:48.50)
▶ Nanase Nikaidou : Keep info about the future off the record.	(0:20:51.66)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Ah, um, well...	(0:20:54.60)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Huh?	(0:21:03.22)
▶ Mai Otonashi : Huh?	(0:21:08.07)