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▶ Chibita : Make sure you put it together right.	(0:02:15.65)
▶ Chibita : It'll be dangerous if it falls apart.	(0:02:18.07)
▶ Chibita : Jyushimatsu, that goes over there.	(0:02:21.99)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Let's go, Jyushimatsu.	(0:02:28.04)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : 'Kay.	(0:02:29.55)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Okay, let's bring this over there.	(0:02:31.42)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Aye!	(0:02:33.48)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Slowly, now.	(0:02:37.66)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Ugh, this sucks!	(0:02:44.50)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Why is this happening in the middle of summer?	(0:02:46.55)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Couldn't you plan your death a bit better?	(0:02:48.55)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Come on, next.	(0:02:51.21)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : We can never have enough alcohol.	(0:02:53.83)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Yeah, I know.	(0:02:56.82)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Huh?!	(0:03:14.04)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : I'm beat...	(0:03:18.47)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : I can't.	(0:03:20.38)
▶ Totoko Yowai : What? You guys are so pathetic.	(0:03:22.45)
▶ Chibita : Hey, someone get over here!	(0:03:25.70)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Coming!	(0:03:28.81)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Totoko-chan!	(0:03:29.98)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Don't worry. We'll go.	(0:03:32.26)
▶ Chibita : Ah. Yeah, I only see it once a year myself.	(0:04:03.06)
▶ Chibita : Yup.	(0:04:10.48)
▶ Chibita : It's tiny, but it's super important to us.	(0:04:11.53)
▶ Chibita : We all work together on this day to make sure it's a blast.	(0:04:18.37)
▶ Chibita : Hey, Riceballs. Have you guys seen Iyami?	(0:04:29.88)
▶ Chibita : Where'd that bastard go?	(0:04:35.43)
▶ Totoko Yowai : It's so hot.	(0:04:46.17)
▶ Totoko Yowai : It's hot, isn't it?	(0:04:48.92)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Yup.	(0:04:55.91)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Once it's built, the uchigami-sama is going to ride in it.	(0:04:59.82)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Yup.	(0:05:05.52)
▶ Totoko Yowai : It's called an omikoshi because it literally means ＂a portable shrine for a god to ride in.＂	(0:05:06.29)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Everyone's going to carry it and go around to all the parishioners,	(0:05:11.73)
▶ Totoko Yowai : while wishing this year will be another peaceful year...	(0:05:17.08)
▶ Totoko Yowai : and that the year be filled with lots of fun and interesting things.	(0:05:19.91)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Totoko-chan.	(0:05:36.77)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Let's take a break. The hanten jackets are here now, too.	(0:05:38.69)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Okay!	(0:05:42.92)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Oh, this? This is...	(0:05:53.80)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : a livery coat!	(0:05:58.18)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : We wear these during the festival.	(0:06:02.10)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Isn't it great?	(0:06:07.16)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Here you go.	(0:06:11.64)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : These are yours. And yours, Nyaa-chan.	(0:06:14.10)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : It's sort of the rule, so wear those when you participate in the festival tonight.	(0:06:19.38)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : You sure put those on quick.	(0:06:28.66)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : You're supposed to wear them during the festival.	(0:06:30.49)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down!	(0:06:32.29)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Hey, is your schedule okay? You think you'll be able to come to the festival?	(0:06:34.90)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : What about you, Riceballs?	(0:06:41.89)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : That's great.	(0:06:45.86)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Of course it's okay. You're part of the community now.	(0:06:53.45)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : O-O-O-O-Of course, w-we'll do fun stuff! It's a festival, after all!	(0:07:25.75)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Yeah! It's the best!	(0:07:30.74)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I can't wait!	(0:07:33.05)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Well, see you tonight.	(0:07:40.63)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Make sure you come.	(0:07:41.78)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Yup!	(0:07:45.11)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : We're counting on you.	(0:07:45.83)
▶ Matsuzou Matsuno : Dear, looks like that time of year is upon us again.	(0:08:03.13)
▶ Matsuyo Matsuno : Indeed.	(0:08:07.83)
▶ Matsuyo Matsuno : It's here again.	(0:08:09.33)
▶ Matsuyo Matsuno : We might actually die this year.	(0:08:11.90)
▶ Matsuzou Matsuno : Yeah.	(0:08:16.94)
▶ Matsuzou Matsuno : We'll probably die.	(0:08:20.23)
▶ Iyami : Sheeeh!	(0:08:40.49)
▶ Iyami : Let me go! Me is...	(0:08:47.46)
▶ Iyami : Sheeeeeeeh!	(0:08:52.41)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Don't stop! Keep moving!	(0:09:03.65)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Hey! There's a car coming! Watch out!	(0:09:06.04)
▶ Chibita : Step right up! Step right up!	(0:09:13.46)
▶ Chibita : It's a festival!	(0:09:14.92)
▶ Chibita : Have a lot of fun!	(0:09:16.99)
▶ Chibita : You got it!	(0:09:20.30)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : There!	(0:09:29.33)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Sorry to keep you waiting, gorgeous.	(0:09:32.78)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Come on, move up more. Don't hold back! More!	(0:09:36.43)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Okay, go!	(0:09:40.97)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : All right!	(0:09:43.94)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Yay!	(0:09:46.69)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Make sure you get your women like that, too.	(0:09:48.67)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : You gotta end up popular like me.	(0:09:50.90)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Shh. Don't tell anyone.	(0:10:13.48)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Thanks! Thanks!	(0:10:17.99)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Ah! Now there's less!	(0:10:21.26)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Thanks! Than—	(0:10:23.25)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : They're going away!	(0:10:25.57)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Of course you are!	(0:11:09.16)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Why do you think you're wearing those hanten jackets?	(0:11:10.86)
▶ Totoko Yowai : You've got this. We're counting on you, Salmon and Pickled Plum!	(0:11:13.47)
▶ Hatabou : Until the end, jo.	(0:11:21.46)
▶ Chibita : Thanks for waiting!	(0:11:38.50)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : On to the next one.	(0:11:42.28)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Here ya go!	(0:11:44.52)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Okay, next.	(0:11:46.74)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Here you go!	(0:11:48.38)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Okay, next.	(0:11:50.18)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Pay? Oh, that's fine!	(0:11:55.37)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Make sure you eat it, or you won't last.	(0:12:00.84)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : My bad. Hold down the fort for a bit.	(0:12:18.65)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : It's so hot!	(0:12:23.34)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : It's so hot! I'm gonna die!	(0:12:51.42)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Thanks.	(0:12:57.50)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : It's great that we got to do this again this year.	(0:13:04.95)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Right?	(0:13:07.89)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : But are there fewer this year?	(0:13:09.21)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Yup.	(0:13:10.74)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Really?	(0:13:11.64)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Yeah. I mean, there were more before.	(0:13:12.37)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : A lot more people turned out, and it was way more lively.	(0:13:15.42)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : What can ya do? We live in different times now.	(0:13:20.27)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : There's less to do now, too.	(0:13:25.08)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : It just keeps getting harder.	(0:13:27.42)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I mean, we can't help it, though.	(0:13:29.90)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : I wonder if it'll be okay.	(0:13:33.64)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : I wonder if everyone's having fun.	(0:13:40.55)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : It should be fine.	(0:13:44.86)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Jyushimatsu, if we start looking glum, it'll all be over.	(0:13:47.26)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : True!	(0:13:52.04)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Hustle, hustle! Muscle, muscle!	(0:13:53.14)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : I wonder how long we can keep this up.	(0:14:04.81)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Who knows?	(0:14:07.67)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Well, whatever will be will be.	(0:14:20.07)
▶ Chibita : The hell?!	(0:14:24.78)
▶ Chibita : What're y'all slackin' off for, you idjits?!	(0:14:27.55)
▶ Chibita : It's time for the omikoshi! Let's go!	(0:14:30.43)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Okay! Let's do this!	(0:14:39.82)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Let's go!	(0:14:41.58)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Let's do this!	(0:14:42.66)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Don't underestimate us!	(0:14:43.68)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Just you watch!	(0:14:44.98)
▶ Totoko Yowai : It's that time of year again!	(0:15:09.64)
▶ Totoko Yowai : I know it's rough for everyone, but we're counting on you.	(0:15:11.83)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Let's do it!	(0:15:17.54)
▶ Totoko Yowai : We're gonna have fun!	(0:15:20.48)
▶ Totoko Yowai : We're gonna make sure everyone has fun!	(0:15:23.79)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Okay, let's lift it up.	(0:15:34.13)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Ready, and...	(0:15:35.97)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Hold it!	(0:15:38.37)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Iyami's not here.	(0:15:47.80)
▶ Chibita : Come to think of it, he's been gone this whole time.	(0:15:54.09)
▶ Chibita : Where the heck did he go?	(0:15:56.44)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : I haven't seen him lately.	(0:15:57.77)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Wait, does this mean...	(0:15:59.71)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : we have to cancel?	(0:16:04.68)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Y-Y-Yeah! Let's cancel! We can't start without Iyami!	(0:16:08.53)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : It's all his fault!	(0:16:13.95)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : No omikoshi this year!	(0:16:15.74)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Yay!	(0:16:20.04)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Yay!	(0:16:20.83)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Yay!	(0:16:22.87)
▶ Matsuyo Matsuno : Oh, thank goodness.	(0:16:24.05)
▶ Iyami : Sheeeh!	(0:16:32.92)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : And he showed up.	(0:16:51.75)
▶ Iyami : Sorry to keep you all waiting!	(0:17:15.10)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Let's lift it up!	(0:17:18.55)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Ready, and...	(0:17:19.85)
▶ Iyami : And here we go!	(0:17:34.74)
▶ Totoko Yowai : All over Japan.	(0:18:57.64)
▶ Iyami : Here we go!	(0:19:02.12)