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▶ Gore : Hero Boy!	(0:00:04.02)
▶ Toto : Get back, everyone!	(0:00:05.39)
▶ Anemone : Behind you! There's still some left!	(0:00:09.15)
▶ Toto : Right!	(0:00:12.10)
▶ Gore : Hope you boys are ready for a stunner!	(0:00:14.28)
▶ Ciel : I'll follow you up.	(0:00:19.18)
▶ Anemone : A promotion quest?	(0:00:39.57)
▶ Gore : It's like a test to see if we can become D-ranks.	(0:00:41.41)
▶ Ciel : That sounds like it might be a little more challenging.	(0:00:45.05)
▶ Anemone : What kind of quest is it?	(0:00:47.61)
▶ Ciel : What proof?	(0:02:47.53)
▶ Anemone : You said ＂lowest level.＂ Just how deep is this dungeon?	(0:02:48.84)
▶ Gore : It wouldn't be much of a test if we knew!	(0:02:54.32)
▶ Gore : It'll be okay!	(0:02:56.78)
▶ Gore : With our teamwork, we'll get through easily!	(0:02:58.49)
▶ Anemone : You're quite right, Lady Goa!	(0:03:02.41)
▶ Ciel : Let's make quick work of it!	(0:03:04.41)
▶ Toto : R-Right.	(0:03:06.81)
▶ Anemone : It looks like it could be quite deep.	(0:03:10.15)
▶ Toto : We'll need to proceed with caution.	(0:03:12.30)
▶ Anemone : So, what's the call?	(0:03:19.55)
▶ Anemone : 'Cuz I'm not interested in any ＂power of friendship!＂ crap with this party.	(0:03:21.95)
▶ Anemone : And what would even be the point of ranking up?	(0:03:27.78)
▶ Gore : I can think of something.	(0:03:30.31)
▶ Gore : Being D-ranks would mean	(0:03:32.42)
▶ Gore : we'd be able to travel more and fight different types of enemies.	(0:03:33.85)
▶ Gore : In other words, we'll be expanding our toolkit for taking out Hero Boy.	(0:03:36.82)
▶ Anemone : Doesn't really sound like my thing.	(0:03:40.68)
▶ Ciel : It's pointless to resist, so I'd get on board if I were you.	(0:03:44.10)
▶ Anemone : Say what?	(0:03:48.18)
▶ Gore : You two! Teamwork!	(0:03:50.38)
▶ Anemone : Tsk. Fine.	(0:03:53.96)
▶ Ciel : I'm reluctant as well, but...	(0:03:56.60)
▶ Anemone : This is a chance to jump the line and work around that stupid promise.	(0:04:01.07)
▶ Anemone : If push comes to shove, I can drop the whole dungeon on his head.	(0:04:05.47)
▶ Ciel : I'm sure we're all thinking the same thing.	(0:04:09.56)
▶ Ciel : Which, to me, sounds like a recipe for fresh competition.	(0:04:13.16)
▶ Gore : A dungeon means a closed environment.	(0:04:16.84)
▶ Gore : If I slip up and create a cloud of drugged gas, it'd be a total accident!	(0:04:19.97)
▶ Anemone : Then it's settled. We're in a truce until the promotion quest is done.	(0:04:24.75)
▶ Gore : Okay! No objections!	(0:04:28.83)
▶ Ciel : It is what it is.	(0:04:31.26)
▶ Toto : A door...	(0:04:42.23)
▶ Toto : There seems to be something on that plate by it.	(0:04:43.69)
▶ Gore : Let's see... ＂The first test: the chamber of sacrifice.＂	(0:04:46.57)
▶ Gore : ＂Offer your mana to activate, and offer your strength to open it.＂	(0:04:51.18)
▶ Gore : ＂Do this, and the path will be cleared,＂ it says.	(0:04:55.69)
▶ Ciel : What's that mean?	(0:04:58.92)
▶ Gore : I guess it's a joint task for a mage and a hero.	(0:05:00.51)
▶ Toto : I see!	(0:05:03.98)
▶ Ciel : It seems to drain the strength of those who put their hand in the mouth.	(0:05:10.33)
▶ Gore : All right! Good guess.	(0:05:14.00)
▶ Gore : That takes care of the mana. Next comes your strength, Sir Hero.	(0:05:16.31)
▶ Toto : Understood.	(0:05:20.46)
▶ Gore : It's open!	(0:05:32.62)
▶ Anemone : I suppose different aspects of the party will be tested like this.	(0:05:33.87)
▶ Gore : That's teamwork, all right.	(0:05:38.43)
▶ Toto : I feel like it took away a fair bit of strength...	(0:05:44.54)
▶ Toto : I wonder if Ciel is okay.	(0:05:48.60)
▶ Ciel : The modification I made should have stripped him of nearly all his stamina.	(0:05:52.78)
▶ Ciel : Right now, I could—	(0:05:57.74)
▶ Anemone : Sir Hero! Let me help replenish your strength!	(0:05:59.08)
▶ Ciel : What do you think you're doing?!	(0:06:03.14)
▶ Anemone : Is there some kind of problem?	(0:06:05.40)
▶ Ciel : What kind of assassin can use basic healing magic?!	(0:06:08.28)
▶ Gore : You're being a little too obvious, Ciel.	(0:06:12.96)
▶ Gore : The regular tactics are off the table for today, remember?	(0:06:16.49)
▶ Gore : Which means anything else is up for grabs!	(0:06:19.68)
▶ Gore : Let's all do our best to outdo each other!	(0:06:24.18)
▶ Gore : I'm so glad you understand!	(0:06:28.47)
▶ Ciel : Yes! I'll proceed along those lines!	(0:06:30.58)
▶ Toto : I like this. The power of teamwork.	(0:06:31.53)
▶ Anemone : I won't be outdone, either!	(0:06:33.24)
▶ Toto : It's so intense!	(0:06:37.70)
▶ Gore : The second test is the chamber of inferno.	(0:06:39.86)
▶ Gore : It says we have to get past the blazing fire.	(0:06:42.64)
▶ Anemone : Jackpot! This much fire oughta double the power of my bombs!	(0:06:46.37)
▶ Anemone : I need to go freshen up...	(0:06:51.17)
▶ Gore : Hurry back, now!	(0:06:53.79)
▶ Ciel : It's just basic wind magic. Is that a problem?	(0:06:57.31)
▶ Gore : Didn't you need to go to the bathroom, Mone?	(0:07:01.33)
▶ Anemone : I-I must've imagined it!	(0:07:03.77)
▶ Toto : The next test is the chamber of madness...	(0:07:08.45)
▶ Toto : We have to defeat all the monsters that appear from within the fog.	(0:07:11.88)
▶ Gore : Oh, no! This isn't regular fog! I think it causes hallucinations!	(0:07:15.70)
▶ Ciel : I can see how that'd be a problem.	(0:07:21.45)
▶ Toto : I'll go first.	(0:07:23.31)
▶ Gore : And now a little something to make the hallucinations even spicier...	(0:07:26.66)
▶ Gore : Time for you two to trip out and take each other down!	(0:07:30.25)
▶ Gore : Huh? I know it won't work on me and Hero Boy,	(0:07:34.93)
▶ Gore : but how are you two fine?	(0:07:38.69)
▶ Ciel : I have my status effect defenses in place.	(0:07:40.37)
▶ Anemone : You've tried to dose us all so much that I've developed a tolerance.	(0:07:42.85)
▶ Toto : Everyone.	(0:07:47.07)
▶ Toto : The exit's right ahead.	(0:07:48.44)
▶ Toto : We can make a break for it.	(0:07:50.43)
▶ Toto : Oh, you two!	(0:07:50.79)
▶ Toto : That's so mean, not telling me!	(0:07:52.99)
▶ Ciel : Oh, you're not one to talk about secrets, Goa!	(0:07:55.80)
▶ Anemone : She's right! I can't compare to you!	(0:07:57.93)
▶ Toto : They really get along, huh?	(0:07:58.65)
▶ Ciel : The best tactic would be to eliminate them both at once.	(0:08:09.34)
▶ Gore : On the off-chance that any two of us take each other down...	(0:08:12.34)
▶ Anemone : No way in hell am I making it easier if either of them survives.	(0:08:15.09)
▶ Anemone : Something about this room is different.	(0:08:20.97)
▶ Anemone : Could it be the deepest level?	(0:08:23.30)
▶ Ciel : No, there are still a few doors.	(0:08:25.25)
▶ Anemone : Are we supposed to choose one?	(0:08:27.95)
▶ Anemone : Oh! This one is the chamber of treasures!	(0:08:31.35)
▶ Anemone : Let's go! I'm sure there'll be all kinds of valuables, including the proof that we need!	(0:08:34.62)
▶ Toto : Anemone, do you like treasure?	(0:08:39.44)
▶ Anemone : Oh, of course! Why, I can't imagine anyone who doesn't!	(0:08:42.98)
▶ Anemone : Right, ladies?	(0:08:47.63)
▶ Ciel : I don't appreciate the assumption.	(0:08:49.09)
▶ Ciel : Wealth is of no concern to me.	(0:08:51.48)
▶ Ciel : The chamber of glory...	(0:08:54.87)
▶ Ciel : if that's what you seek, Sir Hero, then join me in this room!	(0:08:56.40)
▶ Gore : Aw, forget that!	(0:09:01.39)
▶ Gore : Let's head into the chamber of pleasure and all feel really good!	(0:09:03.69)
▶ Anemone : Money makes the world go 'round, Sir Hero.	(0:09:12.19)
▶ Ciel : Didn't you become a hero in order to earn glory?	(0:09:15.33)
▶ Gore : Or you could go for the middle option: mine!	(0:09:18.52)
▶ Toto : Wh-What's gotten into the three of them? After they were getting along so well...	(0:09:21.73)
▶ Ciel : If this is some test designed to make us fight among ourselves, so be it.	(0:09:26.13)
▶ Anemone : I'd rather avoid fighting, but I won't run from it, either.	(0:09:31.16)
▶ Gore : I think we're all on the same page, huh?	(0:09:35.79)
▶ Gore : I guess we really are a team! What fun!	(0:09:38.48)
▶ Toto : What do I do? How can I calm them down?!	(0:09:41.47)
▶ Ciel : A battle to the end...	(0:09:46.60)
▶ Anemone : And whoever is left...	(0:09:48.41)
▶ Gore : ...reaches the lowest level.	(0:09:50.14)
▶ Toto : The lowest level...	(0:10:00.75)
▶ Toto : It's worth a try!	(0:10:02.78)
▶ Anemone : Wh-What did you do, Sir Hero?	(0:10:12.05)
▶ Ciel : Where are we?	(0:10:15.96)
▶ Gore : I'm not sure.	(0:10:17.92)
▶ Gore : But I think these roots broke our fall.	(0:10:19.65)
▶ Anemone : An examiner?	(0:10:31.40)
▶ Gore : Then this is the lowest level?	(0:10:32.80)
▶ Gore : How did you know, Hero Boy?!	(0:10:45.83)
▶ Toto : W-Well, since he said the ＂lowest level,＂	(0:10:49.53)
▶ Toto : I thought heading downward would be the best choice.	(0:10:52.61)
▶ Gore : You weren't sure at all, were you?	(0:10:56.11)
▶ Ciel : Can I kill him?	(0:11:15.15)
▶ Anemone : Let me do it, please.	(0:11:16.76)
▶ Toto : No. Please, let me do it.	(0:11:20.36)
▶ Toto : I was helpless in the rest of the dungeon.	(0:11:22.55)
▶ Toto : I need to do a good job with combat, at least.	(0:11:24.88)
▶ Ciel : That old man is actually pretty good.	(0:12:08.74)
▶ Anemone : Yeah. In terms of pure speed, he'd be a good match for me.	(0:12:11.26)
▶ Gore : Hey, hey, I have a great idea!	(0:12:14.65)
▶ Anemone : Sir Hero!	(0:12:18.84)
▶ Anemone : Please, let us fight, too!	(0:12:20.92)
▶ Ciel : We can't let you steal the spotlight!	(0:12:23.34)
▶ Gore : Let's show what our teamwork can do!	(0:12:26.04)
▶ Toto : I appreciate it!	(0:12:29.96)
▶ Ciel : O single, desperate drop of the celestial river,	(0:12:32.38)
▶ Ciel : turn into a pulse that ignites the body!	(0:12:34.72)
▶ Anemone : Light, gather in my hand.	(0:12:36.98)
▶ Anemone : By thy power, grant thy blessing!	(0:12:39.10)
▶ Gore : And here's Goa's trademark hustle-up pom poms!	(0:12:41.61)
▶ Toto : Are they all casting magic buffs on me?!	(0:12:51.63)
▶ Toto : I feel like I can do this now!	(0:12:53.87)
▶ Ciel : W-Well, it was easy enough!	(0:13:32.44)
▶ Anemone : With teamwork like ours...	(0:13:35.26)
▶ Gore : It was no problem!	(0:13:37.21)
▶ Toto : To be honest, I was pretty worried.	(0:13:39.94)
▶ Toto : When you all seemed like you were about to start fighting...	(0:13:44.17)
▶ Toto : You'd been getting along so well before that.	(0:13:49.10)
▶ Toto : It was like your personalities had changed and become combative.	(0:13:51.70)
▶ Anemone : You're looking at a group of lovely ladies with nothing to hide!	(0:14:00.51)
▶ Ciel : We were under some kind of spell that pushed us to quarrel!	(0:14:03.81)
▶ Gore : Talk about a close one!	(0:14:06.92)
▶ Toto : I-I see! That's a relief.	(0:14:09.34)
▶ Anemone : Teamwork, my ass.	(0:14:19.46)
▶ Anemone : Both of you tried to get the jump on me.	(0:14:21.81)
▶ Gore : I mean, we all knew what everyone was up to. That sounds like friendship, in a sense.	(0:14:24.05)
▶ Ciel : You two should be relieved that I didn't end up killing you.	(0:14:28.63)
▶ Toto : I-I'm sorry...	(0:14:37.43)
▶ Toto : It's just... when I finally relaxed, my appetite...	(0:14:40.25)
▶ Gore : I know!	(0:14:45.72)
▶ Gore : In that case, why don't we get drinks to celebrate our promotions?	(0:14:47.01)
▶ Anemone : Oh, what a lovely idea!	(0:14:50.45)
▶ Ciel : I'm open to joining, as long as there are sweets.	(0:14:52.19)
▶ Gore : Okay! Time for a team bonding party!	(0:14:54.65)
▶ Toto : S-So...	(0:15:01.63)
▶ Toto : Here's to our t-team's success...	(0:15:04.16)
▶ Gore : You can really knock them back, Hero Boy.	(0:15:13.37)
▶ Toto : R-Right.	(0:15:16.05)
▶ Toto : I get the feeling I'll pass out right away if I don't get drunk.	(0:15:17.98)
▶ Gore : This is fun!	(0:15:23.09)
▶ Gore : Right, Ciel?	(0:15:24.62)
▶ Ciel : Sure.	(0:15:27.14)
▶ Ciel : I'm sure we'll be butting heads again soon enough, but...	(0:15:28.70)
▶ Anemone : Delicious! It's about damn time a dainty priest like me got to enjoy a drinking party!	(0:15:33.70)
▶ Anemone : Wh-What is it? Even priests enjoy a drink after a hard day's work.	(0:15:39.94)
▶ Anemone : Go on, Sir Hero, drink up!	(0:15:44.80)
▶ Toto : S-Sure.	(0:15:47.29)
▶ Anemone : Hey, more drinks over here!	(0:15:50.95)
▶ Anemone : Y'know, I always wanted a little sister!	(0:15:55.47)
▶ Anemone : How about you call me ＂Elder Sister＂ from now on?	(0:15:59.12)
▶ Ciel : Kill. Kill you. Kill.	(0:16:01.11)
▶ Anemone : That's the cute thing about you— you can be such a pain!	(0:16:04.75)
▶ Ciel : You will die. Kill you.	(0:16:07.74)
▶ Gore : Those two are having fun without us...	(0:16:10.07)
▶ Gore : Maybe we should ditch them.	(0:16:14.73)
▶ Ciel : Given that the hero has been unconscious for a fair bit,	(0:16:19.54)
▶ Ciel : can we please act normally now?	(0:16:22.58)
▶ Anemone : Settle your butt down, Li'l Sis.	(0:16:24.54)
▶ Ciel : Don't call me that.	(0:16:26.80)
▶ Anemone : You oughta drink.	(0:16:27.93)
▶ Anemone : You're a demon, so I don't think we've gotta sweat breaking the law.	(0:16:29.73)
▶ Anemone : And it's not like you look your age anyway, right?	(0:16:32.93)
▶ Ciel : No! And it's not a legal matter! I just don't like your attitude!	(0:16:35.25)
▶ Gore : The thing is, Ciel, this one is really sweet and yummy.	(0:16:39.18)
▶ Gore : It's a local specialty, a sweetly-mixed cocktail.	(0:16:44.64)
▶ Anemone : Oh, she's got you figured out.	(0:16:50.06)
▶ Ciel : I-I'm only doing this because you forced me to!	(0:16:52.94)
▶ Ciel : Since this is a celebration, I am humoring you all with this one sip!	(0:16:55.66)
▶ Ciel : But I will never be the kind of crude, bizarre drunks that you are!	(0:16:58.70)
▶ Ciel : More drinks over here, barkeep!	(0:17:05.38)
▶ Ciel : Big Sister, you're so warm...	(0:17:08.54)
▶ Anemone : Ain't I, though?	(0:17:11.32)
▶ Ciel : Sir Hero! I want a ride! Take me up!	(0:17:12.51)
▶ Gore : Sorry, but he's out cold.	(0:17:16.90)
▶ Anemone : See, the thing is, it's up to us to change this rotten world, you feel me?	(0:17:20.75)
▶ Gore : You're right about that.	(0:17:26.18)
▶ Gore : Okay, now that we're all nice and drunk...	(0:17:28.98)
▶ Gore : Why don't we actually fight?	(0:17:34.14)
▶ Anemone : Man, you really are nasty, huh?	(0:17:38.11)
▶ Ciel : I am not drunk!	(0:17:41.26)
▶ Gore : That was what I was thinking before, but...	(0:17:44.17)
▶ Gore : Changed my mind. I'm having too much fun.	(0:17:47.25)
▶ Anemone : Aw, you're not gonna fool me.	(0:17:52.62)
▶ Anemone : I can fight just fine drunk, just so you know.	(0:17:55.08)
▶ Gore : I mean it, though. Maybe it's the booze talking, but...	(0:17:57.94)
▶ Gore : I've never had friends before.	(0:18:02.42)
▶ Gore : So I'm glad... to have people I can talk to like this, without using any drugs or skills.	(0:18:07.08)
▶ Anemone : No drugs? You know that booze is basically a drug, right?	(0:18:12.69)
▶ Gore : Maybe you're right.	(0:18:17.57)
▶ Ciel : Why not say how you really feel, Anemone?	(0:18:19.06)
▶ Ciel : I'm sure you don't have any friends, either.	(0:18:22.62)
▶ Anemone : Where did my little sister get this kind of cheek?!	(0:18:25.70)
▶ Anemone : I'm an assassin.	(0:18:35.21)
▶ Anemone : We don't forge ties with other people...	(0:18:37.25)
▶ Anemone : And I've never drunk like this outside of a job before.	(0:18:40.36)
▶ Anemone : So, well...	(0:18:46.81)
▶ Anemone : I'm trying to say...	(0:18:49.27)
▶ Anemone : it's not like I'm... not enjoying myself.	(0:18:51.06)
▶ Gore : Mone, you're adorable! Gimme some sugar! Come on!	(0:18:55.44)
▶ Anemone : Hell no, dumbass!	(0:18:58.70)
▶ Anemone : How about you, Li'l Sis?	(0:19:00.70)
▶ Ciel : I like it.	(0:19:05.99)
▶ Ciel : Like... this whole situation.	(0:19:08.51)
▶ Ciel : I was never allowed to eat out with other people before.	(0:19:11.84)
▶ Ciel : I'm the Demon Lord's darling daughter!	(0:19:16.63)
▶ Ciel : And his love came with a lot of restrictions and overprotection!	(0:19:20.32)
▶ Gore : Sounds rough.	(0:19:24.08)
▶ Anemone : Who calls themselves ＂darling＂?	(0:19:25.56)
▶ Toto : The hero's not too bad,	(0:19:27.72)
▶ Toto : but I'm way more impressive and important!	(0:19:30.10)
▶ Toto : I'll agree that he's tougher than he looks, at least.	(0:19:33.18)
▶ Toto : Never took a job that was this entertaining before.	(0:19:36.60)
▶ Gore : You two sure do like Hero Boy, don't you?	(0:19:39.49)
▶ Ciel : Obviously not.	(0:19:44.06)
▶ Gore : In that case, why don't we all say how much we like him at the same time?	(0:19:45.78)
▶ Anemone : What the hell's wrong with you, stupid?	(0:19:49.69)
▶ Gore : If you don't, you lose your right to assassinate him!	(0:19:51.38)
▶ Ciel : What kind of right is that?	(0:19:53.64)
▶ Gore : Here we go. Ready, and...	(0:19:55.33)
▶ Anemone : Fifty-one.	(0:19:58.00)
▶ Gore : It's a secret.	(0:19:58.00)
▶ Ciel : Two.	(0:19:58.00)
▶ Gore : Oh, my, Mone! You're totally in love with him!	(0:20:04.72)
▶ Anemone : Nuh-uh! I picked a number in the middle to say I don't really feel either way!	(0:20:07.89)
▶ Anemone : What the hell do you mean, ＂It's a secret＂?!	(0:20:11.36)
▶ Ciel : You're way too easy, Big Sister!	(0:20:12.83)
▶ Anemone : Okay, maybe I'm killing you two after all!	(0:20:15.47)
▶ Ciel : My sister's so easy!	(0:20:18.09)
▶ Anemone : Sir Hero?	(0:20:24.09)
▶ Anemone : Please wake up.	(0:20:27.70)
▶ Gore : The pub's closing.	(0:20:29.66)
▶ Ciel : We need to head back.	(0:20:32.04)
▶ Toto : Oh, right.	(0:20:34.01)
▶ Toto : I passed out again...	(0:20:36.30)
▶ Anemone : You just can't admit how you feel, huh?	(0:20:36.55)
▶ Ciel : Would you please stop being such a nuisance?	(0:20:39.12)
▶ Toto : But I'm glad to see them all getting along like normal again.	(0:20:40.12)
▶ Gore : Hero Boy, how about a word to wrap things up?	(0:20:44.14)
▶ Toto : Uh... sure.	(0:20:47.10)
▶ Toto : Well...	(0:20:50.41)
▶ Toto : I-I know I'm not much...	(0:20:52.30)
▶ Toto : but I'm going to do everything I can to protect the three of you, so...	(0:20:55.23)
▶ Toto : I-It's an honor to be traveling with you.	(0:21:00.07)
▶ Ciel : I know you're there.	(0:21:18.57)
▶ Ciel : No one else is watching. You can come out.	(0:21:22.11)
▶ Gore : So what were you like when you were little, Mone?	(0:23:10.79)
▶ Anemone : Where the hell'd that come from?	(0:23:12.97)
▶ Anemone : Nothing special. Regularly poor, grew up in a regular shithole...	(0:23:14.42)
▶ Anemone : What about you?	(0:23:19.91)
▶ Gore : It's a secret.	(0:23:21.10)
▶ Anemone : That's bullshit, considering you asked first.	(0:23:22.03)
▶ Gore : Ciel seems like she had a proper upbringing, right?	(0:23:24.03)
▶ Anemone : Yeah. A regular demon princess, that one.	(0:23:26.13)
▶ Anemone : Not that being a princess is the same thing as being carefree...	(0:23:29.26)
▶ Gore : Oh, my, Mone! You're so sweet!	(0:23:32.84)
▶ Gore : Or more like, why can't you be that nice to me? All the time!	(0:23:35.16)
▶ Anemone : Shut! Up!	(0:23:38.02)