“ A big house, fat stacks of cash and all the luxuries of gangster living... Yeah, I'd trade it all away. 'Cause I got this peaceful morning sunshine and nachos with guac to share with friends. That's real living. ”

“ If you gotta wear a helmet, and you gotta, make it a cool one. Like I do. ”

“ Not a big fan of comic book heroes. They're always just some rich kid with a tragic past playing at ＂protecting the city＂... It's stupid. Give me another day with my mom, dad, and Polly over superpowers any day. ”

“ This bowie knife was made from meteoric iron, quenched in the blood and fat of a jaguar. Handy whether you're slicing throats or clearing brush from a path, or carving up a steak. You can do anything with a knife like this. ”

“ I don't touch garlic, carrots, celery, broccoli, green peppers, not even mustard, and I'm still alive and kicking! That junk has gotta be bad for your health! ”