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▶ EXTRA : What on earth!	(0:00:25.54)
▶ EXTRA : Look at that!	(0:00:29.58)
▶ EXTRA : It's closing in!	(0:00:57.92)
▶ EXTRA : Who's available?	(0:00:59.71)
▶ EXTRA : We have word that Lightning Max and Smile Man are on their way.	(0:01:00.92)
▶ EXTRA : Get me that threat level assessment!	(0:01:04.75)
▶ EXTRA : As you can see, loud explosions are going off behind me!	(0:01:12.79)
▶ EXTRA : The damage left by the monster is at an unprecedented scale.	(0:01:15.58)
▶ EXTRA : HUGE EXPLOSION IN CITY A The Heroes Association is currently analyzing the threat level--	(0:01:19.04)
▶ Saitama : Guess I'll go.	(0:01:26.88)
▶ EXTRA : JUSTICE ENFORCEMENT	(0:01:41.71)
▶ EXTRA : Daddy! Mommy!	(0:01:47.29)
▶ Vaccine Man : And who do we have here?	(0:02:07.42)
▶ Saitama : Just a guy who's a hero for fun.	(0:02:13.67)
▶ Vaccine Man : What kind...	(0:02:17.29)
▶ Vaccine Man : of half-assed backstory is that?	(0:02:18.96)
▶ Vaccine Man : I was formed from the constant stream of pollution	(0:02:21.83)
▶ Vaccine Man : with which you humans have suffused the earth.	(0:02:24.08)
▶ Vaccine Man : I am Vaccine Man!	(0:02:26.58)
▶ Vaccine Man : The Earth is a single living organism.	(0:02:28.92)
▶ Vaccine Man : You humans are nothing but a disease-causing bacteria	(0:02:31.75)
▶ Vaccine Man : eating away at her lifeforce.	(0:02:35.17)
▶ Vaccine Man : In order to obliterate humans and their evil civilization,	(0:02:37.50)
▶ Vaccine Man : the Earth has given birth to me!	(0:02:41.71)
▶ Vaccine Man : You say you do this for fun? For fun?	(0:02:45.79)
▶ Vaccine Man : How dare you confront me, Mother Earth's apostle,	(0:02:49.42)
▶ Vaccine Man : for that inane reason?!	(0:02:52.08)
▶ Vaccine Man : Yet, what more could be expected from a hu--	(0:02:53.67)
▶ Saitama : Not again... All it took was one punch!	(0:03:07.67)
▶ Saitama : DAMN IT!	(0:03:11.29)
▶ EXTRA : THREE YEARS EARLIER	(0:04:47.42)
▶ EXTRA : - A monster! - Run!	(0:04:51.33)
▶ Crablante : Huh?	(0:04:56.38)
▶ Crablante : You sure you don't want to run away?	(0:04:57.75)
▶ Crablante : I bet you're a newly employed businessman already tired of work.	(0:05:06.04)
▶ Crablante : I ate too much crab and transformed into this, Crablante!	(0:05:09.50)
▶ Crablante : Why aren't you running?	(0:05:14.13)
▶ Crablante : You've got a death wish.	(0:05:18.25)
▶ Crablante : Is that it?	(0:05:20.54)
▶ Saitama : Well, not quite.	(0:05:22.13)
▶ Saitama : I'm no businessman. I'm unemployed. Right now, I'm looking for a job.	(0:05:25.29)
▶ Saitama : I had another interview today and got rejected royally.	(0:05:31.71)
▶ Saitama : I couldn't care less about anything.	(0:05:35.75)
▶ Saitama : So I'm in no mood to run	(0:05:39.00)
▶ Saitama : just because the mighty Crablante has appeared.	(0:05:41.17)
▶ Saitama : So, what'll happen if I don't run?	(0:05:46.88)
▶ Crablante : Your eyes are lifeless, just like mine.	(0:05:52.21)
▶ Crablante : From one set of lifeless eyes to another, I'll let you go.	(0:05:55.00)
▶ Crablante : Besides, right now...	(0:05:59.63)
▶ Crablante : I'm hunting different prey.	(0:06:01.42)
▶ Crablante : A big-chinned brat.	(0:06:05.13)
▶ Crablante : And when I find him, I'm gonna rip his arms off!	(0:06:07.33)
▶ Split-Chinned Kid : What're you looking at?	(0:06:24.75)
▶ Saitama : A big-chinned brat... If he's caught, he's dead!	(0:06:26.46)
▶ Saitama : Hey, kid. Were you messing with a big crab monster?	(0:06:31.00)
▶ Split-Chinned Kid : Huh?	(0:06:34.46)
▶ Split-Chinned Kid : He was asleep in the park,	(0:06:36.38)
▶ Split-Chinned Kid : so I drew some nipples on him with my marker.	(0:06:38.13)
▶ Saitama : It's definitely him...	(0:06:40.92)
▶ Saitama : He has no idea what he's done. What do I do? I could still help...	(0:06:42.96)
▶ Saitama : But man, this kid isn't cute at all.	(0:06:49.67)
▶ Saitama : It's none of my business... I should just walk away.	(0:06:52.29)
▶ Saitama : Right. I mean, who really cares?	(0:06:57.21)
▶ Crablante : I found you!	(0:07:02.25)
▶ Saitama : What the hell am I doing?	(0:07:07.96)
▶ Crablante : Huh!	(0:07:10.08)
▶ Saitama : Kid, he's after you! Get outta here!	(0:07:12.21)
▶ Saitama : Don't worry about me. Just go!	(0:07:17.79)
▶ Split-Chinned Kid : B-But...	(0:07:20.83)
▶ Split-Chinned Kid : My soccer ball...	(0:07:23.46)
▶ Saitama : Your ball?!	(0:07:24.83)
▶ Crablante : Hey, what's the big idea?	(0:07:28.08)
▶ Crablante : Don't tell me you're gonna protect that stinkin' brat!	(0:07:31.08)
▶ Saitama : Come on, you're gonna kill him over some harmless prank?	(0:07:34.54)
▶ Saitama : Think about this!	(0:07:38.96)
▶ Crablante : I've already mutilated lots of people.	(0:07:41.79)
▶ Crablante : Whoever makes fun of the way I look pays the price.	(0:07:44.38)
▶ Crablante : No exceptions.	(0:07:47.13)
▶ Crablante : By the way, that brat drew nipples on my body.	(0:07:50.38)
▶ Crablante : With a permanent marker!	(0:07:56.17)
▶ Crablante : Look at these claws! I can't even use a towel to wipe it off!	(0:07:58.04)
▶ Crablante : Get in my way, and I'll make sure you never go job hunting again!	(0:08:02.00)
▶ Saitama : It just came to me.	(0:08:18.21)
▶ Saitama : You look exactly like a villain from this anime I used to watch!	(0:08:20.17)
▶ Crablante : Die.	(0:08:32.17)
▶ Saitama : Hold it right there.	(0:08:39.00)
▶ Saitama : In this age of declining birth rates, I can't just let you kill a kid.	(0:08:40.63)
▶ Saitama : You know what?	(0:08:46.75)
▶ Saitama : When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a hero.	(0:08:48.21)
▶ Saitama : Not a businessman,	(0:08:52.04)
▶ Saitama : but a hero who could send rotten villains like you flying	(0:08:53.79)
▶ Saitama : with one punch.	(0:08:56.13)
▶ Saitama : Screw looking for a job!	(0:08:58.63)
▶ Saitama : Bring it on!	(0:09:01.08)
▶ Crablante : Some hero you are!	(0:09:03.04)
▶ Crablante : You're pathetic!	(0:09:07.79)
▶ Crablante : You don't stand a chance against me.	(0:09:10.46)
▶ Crablante : Your life ends...now!	(0:09:14.29)
▶ Saitama : Has it really been three years since then?	(0:09:42.04)
▶ Saitama : After that day, I trained so hard I went bald.	(0:09:49.75)
▶ Saitama : I became so powerful, no one can beat me.	(0:09:54.42)
▶ Saitama : I'm the hero I dreamed of becoming.	(0:09:57.21)
▶ Saitama : So what is this? What's wrong?	(0:10:00.58)
▶ Saitama : Why does my heart feel so empty?	(0:10:05.04)
▶ EXTRA : 482 yen, please.	(0:10:09.08)
▶ Saitama : Okay.	(0:10:11.25)
▶ Saitama : Oh, hang on.	(0:10:13.42)
▶ Saitama : I have 82 yen.	(0:10:21.42)
▶ Oldface : Incredible...	(0:10:47.58)
▶ Oldface : This is incredible, little brother!	(0:10:49.25)
▶ Oldface : I never thought it would work so well.	(0:10:52.38)
▶ Beefcake : Yes, it's more than I ever imagined, big brother.	(0:10:56.92)
▶ Beefcake : My goal was to become the strongest man in the world.	(0:11:02.96)
▶ Beefcake : The strongest man.	(0:11:08.13)
▶ Beefcake : That was my dream.	(0:11:10.04)
▶ Oldface : At last, the ultimate steroid, "Biceps King," is complete!	(0:11:14.21)
▶ Oldface : Little brother!	(0:11:20.13)
▶ Oldface : Drink this and you will obtain the power you've been seeking!	(0:11:21.92)
▶ Beefcake : What? Drink that?	(0:11:26.08)
▶ Oldface : Indeed! I added strawberry flavoring, to make it go down easier.	(0:11:28.79)
▶ Beefcake : Brother...	(0:11:33.50)
▶ Oldface : Yes, this will do!	(0:11:41.21)
▶ Oldface : My brains and your brawn!	(0:11:45.04)
▶ Oldface : By combining the greatest of minds and the strongest of bodies,	(0:11:47.33)
▶ Oldface : we brothers will conquer everything on earth	(0:11:50.79)
▶ Oldface : and rule as kings!	(0:11:55.17)
▶ Oldface : I-Incredible!	(0:12:04.04)
▶ Oldface : Well done, little brother. Thousands have perished!	(0:12:06.29)
▶ Oldface : Now, on to the next town to destroy it as well!	(0:12:09.67)
▶ Beefcake : This! This is it, big bro. This is what I was looking for...	(0:12:14.92)
▶ Beefcake : To be the strongest man.	(0:12:19.17)
▶ EXTRA : This is an emergency evacuation warning.	(0:12:21.42)
▶ EXTRA : A giant creature has appeared in City D.	(0:12:25.08)
▶ EXTRA : The creature is currently heading towards City B.	(0:12:29.58)
▶ EXTRA : All residents of the area, please evacuate immediately.	(0:12:34.00)
▶ EXTRA : I repeat, the giant creature is currently heading for--	(0:12:38.29)
▶ Oldface : Yes, that's right! Scatter like rats!	(0:12:42.13)
▶ Oldface : Get them!	(0:12:45.00)
▶ Beefcake : I'm the strongest man,	(0:12:46.42)
▶ Beefcake : I'm the strongest man, I'm the strongest man.	(0:12:48.29)
▶ Oldface : What do you think, brother?	(0:12:52.17)
▶ Saitama : Yeah, how's it feel being the strongest?	(0:12:54.42)
▶ Oldface : What?!	(0:12:56.67)
▶ Oldface : There's someone on your shoulder!	(0:12:57.71)
▶ Saitama : Put some pants on.	(0:13:00.21)
▶ Oldface : That guy on your shoulder! Kill him!	(0:13:02.96)
▶ Beefcake : Brotherrrr!	(0:13:14.83)
▶ Beefcake : How did this happen?! I just wanted to be strong!	(0:13:18.83)
▶ Beefcake : And I finally am the strongest man, but...!	(0:13:24.79)
▶ Beefcake : I don't know who you are, but it's your fault my brother is dead!	(0:13:32.17)
▶ Beefcake : The strongest!	(0:13:46.88)
▶ Beefcake : Behold our brotherly power!	(0:13:48.38)
▶ Beefcake : I am the strongest.	(0:14:06.17)
▶ Beefcake : So what if I am?	(0:14:16.83)
▶ Beefcake : I feel empty.	(0:14:19.67)
▶ Saitama : Right?	(0:14:21.88)
▶ Saitama : Having overwhelming strength is...	(0:14:33.21)
▶ Saitama : ...pretty boring.	(0:14:36.17)
▶ Saitama : Oops.	(0:14:40.75)
▶ EXTRA : CITY B DESTROYED	(0:14:42.21)
▶ Saitama : There's no sign that the evils of the world are disappearing.	(0:15:01.16)
▶ Saitama : This hasn't changed since before I became a hero.	(0:15:04.91)
▶ Saitama : In other words, you could say that I haven't made any impact.	(0:15:08.78)
▶ Saitama : I'm not necessarily sad about that.	(0:15:13.28)
▶ Saitama : But there's something bothering me lately.	(0:15:17.24)
▶ Saitama : As the days pass, my emotions grow more distant.	(0:15:21.49)
▶ Saitama : Fear, tension, joy, anger... I feel none of them anymore.	(0:15:25.08)
▶ Saitama : In exchange for power,	(0:15:30.41)
▶ Saitama : maybe I've lost something that's essential for a human being?	(0:15:31.91)
▶ EXTRA : Vroom, vroom?	(0:15:40.58)
▶ EXTRA : No sense hiding if you saw me.	(0:15:43.49)
▶ EXTRA : I'm Super Custom YO649Z Mk. II!	(0:15:46.08)
▶ EXTRA : I love...	(0:15:50.20)
▶ Saitama : - I used to feel all kinds of emotions - building custom cars so much...	(0:15:51.41)
▶ Saitama : - whirling inside me when I fought. - I decked myself out.	(0:15:53.87)
▶ Saitama : - Fear. Panic. Anger. - I'm a custom car-loving monster!	(0:15:55.87)
▶ EXTRA : If you're thinking of getting in my way,	(0:15:58.78)
▶ EXTRA : I'll put a shine on that big headlight of yours!	(0:16:01.12)
▶ Saitama : But now, all I need is one punch to end it.	(0:16:10.20)
▶ Saitama : Guess I'll have eggs over rice tonight.	(0:16:16.87)
▶ Saitama : Each day...	(0:16:24.16)
▶ Saitama : I come home uninjured and wash my gloves.	(0:16:26.24)
▶ Saitama : When I'm out fighting monsters, I never feel as if my heart's really in it.	(0:16:29.16)
▶ Saitama : I mean, I just do the hero-thing as a hobby.	(0:16:35.91)
▶ Saitama : In other words,	(0:16:40.16)
▶ Saitama : as long as I get a kick out of it, that's all I care about.	(0:16:41.91)
▶ Saitama : My house?!	(0:17:07.58)
▶ Saitama : He's tough!	(0:17:22.78)
▶ Saitama : What the hell are you?	(0:17:25.41)
▶ EXTRA : "What" am I? That's rude. We are the true earthlings.	(0:17:27.83)
▶ Saitama : We?	(0:17:32.91)
▶ EXTRA : I believe you call us "Subterraneans."	(0:17:34.53)
▶ EXTRA : We suffer from overpopulation.	(0:17:39.03)
▶ EXTRA : Therefore, we must now claim the world aboveground.	(0:17:41.70)
▶ EXTRA : I understand that there are many people on the surface too.	(0:17:45.70)
▶ EXTRA : As it stands, you are in our way.	(0:17:48.91)
▶ EXTRA : That is why we have decided to eradicate you all.	(0:17:52.20)
▶ EXTRA : Since our invasion commenced,	(0:17:57.95)
▶ EXTRA : 70% of the surface dwellers have been killed.	(0:18:00.66)
▶ EXTRA : This is a battle for survival.	(0:18:04.20)
▶ EXTRA : I hope you can understand that.	(0:18:05.95)
▶ EXTRA : However, this is unexpected.	(0:18:09.91)
▶ EXTRA : We have encountered no surface dwellers	(0:18:12.74)
▶ EXTRA : whom our punches would not kill.	(0:18:14.53)
▶ Saitama : Same here.	(0:18:15.87)
▶ Saitama : It's been too long since I've come across such worthy opponents,	(0:18:18.24)
▶ Saitama : Subterraneans!	(0:18:21.74)
▶ EXTRA : We are earthlings!	(0:18:25.28)
▶ EXTRA : But how?!	(0:18:35.66)
▶ EXTRA : You bastard!	(0:18:37.91)
▶ Saitama : Die!	(0:18:43.08)
▶ EXTRA : It's over.	(0:19:36.49)
▶ EXTRA : What was that surface dweller?	(0:19:39.33)
▶ Saitama : I'm...	(0:19:43.08)
▶ Saitama : just a guy who's a hero for fun.	(0:19:44.87)
▶ Saitama : I do not lose!	(0:19:48.87)
▶ Saitama : And the surface...	(0:19:51.78)
▶ Saitama : is under my protection!	(0:19:53.58)
▶ EXTRA : Big talk for a race of vermin!	(0:19:56.83)
▶ Saitama : What is this feeling?	(0:20:14.24)
▶ Saitama : This wild throbbing in my heart?!	(0:20:18.20)
▶ Saitama : This rush, this tension!	(0:20:22.99)
▶ Saitama : It's been so long, I forgot	(0:20:33.24)
▶ Saitama : the exhilaration of a real fight!	(0:20:36.91)
▶ Saitama : It's coming back to me.	(0:20:55.12)
▶ Saitama : This is it.	(0:20:58.53)
▶ EXTRA : Well, well...	(0:20:59.74)
▶ EXTRA : Looks like you've been taking good care of my children.	(0:21:01.78)
▶ Saitama : This is it!	(0:21:06.83)
▶ EXTRA : I, the Subterranean King, will take you on.	(0:21:08.41)
▶ Saitama : This is the very feeling I've been looking for!	(0:21:13.58)
▶ EXTRA : The surface is ours!	(0:21:34.78)
▶ EXTRA : You surface dwellers must die!	(0:21:36.83)
▶ EXTRA : I am the Subterranean King!	(0:21:39.16)
▶ EXTRA : Surface dwellers, prepare yourselves for--	(0:21:41.03)
▶ Saitama : All right, bring it on!	(0:21:50.58)
▶ EXTRA : SORRY ABOUT THAT	(0:21:53.66)
▶ Saitama : I've become too strong.	(0:22:07.83)
▶ EXTRA : THE STRONGEST MAN	(0:22:10.49)
▶ EXTRA : NEXT EPISODE: THE LONE CYBORG	(0:24:05.37)
▶ EXTRA : How'd you like seeing me get ripped apart this week?	(0:24:07.49)
▶ Crablante : Now it's time for me, the mighty Crablante,	(0:24:09.74)
▶ Crablante : to tell you what happens next week.	(0:24:11.24)
▶ Crablante : Huh? There are no visuals?	(0:24:13.28)
▶ Crablante : Well, next week this guy appears in Z City where Saitama lives!	(0:24:14.45)
▶ Crablante : What now? Time's up?	(0:24:18.45)
▶ Crablante : Well next week will be episode 2, "The Lone Cyborg."	(0:24:20.37)
▶ Crablante : I hope you all--	(0:24:24.12)