▶ EXTRA : Jesus...
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▶ Mr. Invader Woohoo! Y'all ready for this?
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▶ Mr. Invader Alrighty. Let's get to invadin'!
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▶ Mr. Invader We're gonna have a real whale of a time!
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▶ Sakuranbou About time to find food...
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▶ Shinobu Miyake I've had it up to HERE with you!
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▶ Shinobu Miyake We're done! I'm going home!
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▶ Sakuranbou What's all the fuss about?
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi What's all the fuss about?
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▶ Shinobu Miyake I already know you've got
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▶ Shinobu Miyake So go cry to them!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Don't be ridiculous!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi I swear on my life...
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi that my heart belongs to you
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▶ Shinobu Miyake Wh-whatever, you're just
(0:01:08.25 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi No, I'm not.
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▶ Shinobu Miyake Fine, but this is your last chance, okay?
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi What a looker!
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▶ Shinobu Miyake You didn't even last 5 seconds...
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▶ Shinobu Miyake I hate you, Ataru...
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▶ Shinobu Miyake YOU'RE THE WORST!
(0:01:25.83 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi I totally blew it!
(0:01:27.42 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Aw, jeez.
(0:01:32.21 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi What's so bad about taking
(0:01:33.71 )
▶ Sakuranbou Hold it right there, young man!
(0:01:37.54 )
▶ Sakuranbou You mustn't throw your life away!
(0:01:39.92 )
▶ Sakuranbou You have to stay strong and keep it together!
(0:01:41.75 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi What the hell?!
(0:01:45.96 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi It's freezing!
(0:01:48.83 )
▶ Sakuranbou It's freezing!
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▶ Sakuranbou Oh no... I was too late.
(0:01:50.46 )
▶ Sakuranbou Rest in peace.
(0:01:51.25 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Whaddya do that for?
(0:01:53.33 )
▶ Sakuranbou Wait, you weren't about to
(0:01:55.08 )
▶ Sakuranbou But I'm certain I saw the
(0:01:57.29 )
▶ Sakuranbou That's why I ran in to try and help.
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Yeowch!
(0:02:02.17 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Hah! I'd never give up on life
(0:02:03.17 )
▶ Sakuranbou Y-young man...
(0:02:06.54 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi What is it?
(0:02:08.13 )
▶ Sakuranbou That face of yours!
(0:02:09.17 )
▶ Sakuranbou It's an absolute disaster!
(0:02:11.96 )
▶ Sakuranbou Sorry, that came out wrong.
(0:02:15.42 )
▶ Sakuranbou What I'm trying to say is that your
(0:02:17.67 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Who even are you? Get off my case.
(0:02:21.04 )
▶ Sakuranbou I'm the traveling monk Sakuranbo,
(0:02:23.63 )
▶ Sakuranbou I'm sure our meeting will prove most FRUITful!
(0:02:26.79 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi You better not be following me around
(0:02:29.38 )
▶ Ataru's Mother Ataru!
(0:02:33.38 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake Ataru!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Hey Mom, hey Shinobu.
(0:02:35.17 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake I've been worried sick about you
(0:02:37.13 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi What news?
(0:02:40.38 )
▶ Ataru's Mother He's over here!
(0:02:43.29 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi What the?
(0:02:44.58 )
▶ EXTRA : You're Mr. Ataru Moroboshi, is that right?
(0:02:45.71 )
▶ Ataru's Mother These gentlemen are from the government!
(0:02:47.88 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi What for, exactly...?
(0:02:51.38 )
▶ Ataru's Mother Listen, Ataru.
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Freak out? But I have no idea what's...
(0:02:56.50 )
▶ Mr. Invader Hey!
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▶ Mr. Invader Welcome home, boyo!
(0:03:03.25 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Oni!
(0:03:05.96 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Begone demon! Begone demon!
(0:03:07.92 )
▶ Mr. Invader Whoa, simmer down.
(0:03:09.67 )
▶ Mr. Invader 'Fraid I'm not going anywhere, boyo.
(0:03:12.38 )
▶ Mr. Invader Come have a seat.
(0:03:15.79 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi S-sure...
(0:03:18.13 )
▶ EXTRA : We'll be positioned over
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▶ EXTRA : Prepare the transporter for
(0:03:23.04 )
▶ EXTRA : We've just gotten word that contact has
(0:03:24.92 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi You're saying I gotta fight
(0:03:27.63 )
▶ EXTRA : As part of their invasion of Earth,
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▶ EXTRA : these aliens have asked us
(0:03:32.21 )
▶ Mr. Invader We wanna compete in a showdown against
(0:03:34.54 )
▶ Mr. Invader And if we happen to lose...
(0:03:38.33 )
▶ Mr. Invader then we'll give up and go home!
(0:03:40.42 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi And I'm the human the computer picked?
(0:03:42.17 )
▶ Mr. Invader That's right!
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▶ Shinobu Miyake No way!
(0:03:45.50 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake Ataru doesn't stand a chance
(0:03:46.33 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake He would end up dead!
(0:03:47.88 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Wh-what she said! Begone demon!
(0:03:49.79 )
▶ Mr. Invader Oh pshaw! It's time to take the Oni
(0:03:52.04 )
▶ Mr. Invader Because we're challenging you...
(0:03:54.29 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Tag? Like the kid's game?
(0:03:57.54 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi What's the big idea?!
(0:04:08.04 )
▶ Mr. Invader Hey! We been waitin' for ya!
(0:04:10.21 )
▶ Lum Invader So...
(0:04:19.29 )
▶ Lum Invader I take it this guy is my opponent?
(0:04:21.67 )
▶ Lum Invader Hi. The name's Lum.
(0:04:24.67 )
▶ Mr. Invader This here is my daughter!
(0:04:28.00 )
▶ Mr. Invader Ain't she just a beaut?
(0:04:29.50 )
▶ Mr. Invader Anywho, let me explain
(0:04:30.75 )
▶ Mr. Invader You're gonna be ＂it＂ and you've got 10 days to
(0:04:32.50 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi So, I have to play tag with her?
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Okay then.
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi But I'm not gonna be able to grab her horns
(0:04:38.67 )
▶ Lum Invader Hey!
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▶ Lum Invader You're not gonna get your
(0:04:42.25 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi That's what you think!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi I'm gonna be holding you tight
(0:04:45.83 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake Ataru, a moment please?
(0:04:48.17 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake You degenerate!
(0:04:49.58 )
▶ EXTRA : Young Moroboshi!
(0:04:52.17 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi This is serious business.
(0:04:55.46 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi I'll do it!
(0:04:57.96 )
▶ Mr. Invader Woohoo! Now we're talkin'!
(0:04:59.17 )
▶ Mr. Invader The game will start tomorrow!
(0:05:01.25 )
▶ Mr. Invader A big ol' showdown with Earth on the line!
(0:05:02.75 )
▶ Mr. Invader And it's gonna be an absolute blast!
(0:05:04.83 )
▶ EXTRA : Okay, folks! Humanity is about to
(0:06:38.92 )
▶ EXTRA : that will decide the fate of the planet!
(0:06:41.46 )
▶ EXTRA : The time limit is 10 days.
(0:06:43.67 )
▶ EXTRA : Representing Earth is high schooler
(0:06:47.08 )
▶ EXTRA : Humanity will emerge victorious if he manages to
(0:06:50.04 )
▶ EXTRA : But if Lum can keep him at bay until
(0:06:53.83 )
▶ EXTRA : On your marks.
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▶ EXTRA : Get set!
(0:07:01.71 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Its hugging time!
(0:07:04.83 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Gotcha!
(0:07:07.50 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi S-she can fly?!
(0:07:12.83 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi That's cheating!
(0:07:18.79 )
▶ Lum Invader Well then, you should've done your research.
(0:07:22.00 )
▶ Lum Invader Come and get me if you can!
(0:07:24.17 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Wait!
(0:07:26.08 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake You can do it!
(0:07:27.46 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Man, this is freakin' impossible!
(0:07:33.75 )
▶ EXTRA : Go, Moroboshi! We believe in you!
(0:07:35.50 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi But all I have to do is catch her
(0:07:37.92 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Then ladies will throw themselves at me!
(0:07:41.29 )
▶ Lum Invader Neener-neener!
(0:07:42.96 )
▶ Lum Invader Come on, Earthling! That all you've got?
(0:07:44.33 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi You ain't seen nothing yet, Invader.
(0:07:46.58 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi I'll have my hands on you
(0:07:48.63 )
▶ Sakuranbou And then, four days later...
(0:07:52.08 )
▶ EXTRA : There's only 5 days left now!
(0:07:56.50 )
▶ EXTRA : We're doomed!
(0:07:58.00 )
▶ EXTRA : Get it together, kid!
(0:07:59.13 )
▶ EXTRA : Why are you so damn slow?!
(0:08:00.17 )
▶ Lum Invader We've already used up half of the time,
(0:08:01.13 )
▶ Lum Invader but you haven't even managed to graze me.
(0:08:03.38 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Crap!
(0:08:05.46 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake Oh, Ataru...
(0:08:07.33 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Goddammit!
(0:08:24.88 )
▶ EXTRA : And yet another day ends
(0:08:27.42 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Ugh, there's only one day left now...
(0:08:30.63 )
▶ EXTRA : Quit being so lazy!
(0:08:33.29 )
▶ EXTRA : The Earth is doomed because of you!
(0:08:35.08 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Argh! Just stuff it!
(0:08:36.58 )
▶ Lum Invader I kinda feel bad for him.
(0:08:38.04 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi I kinda feel bad for him.
(0:08:38.04 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi I kinda feel bad for him.
(0:08:38.58 )
▶ Lum Invader I kinda feel bad for him.
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi I don't gotta take this crap from you people!
(0:08:39.50 )
▶ Lum Invader But this is a competition.
(0:08:40.08 )
▶ Lum Invader And tomorrow, the Earth will be all ours!
(0:08:41.79 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake Oh Ataru...
(0:08:43.92 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Oh Ataru...
(0:08:43.92 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi I swear I'm gonna catch her!
(0:08:45.33 )
▶ Mr. Invader Welp! Earth is gonna be
(0:08:46.46 )
▶ Ataru's Father If they actually do invade the Earth,
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▶ Ataru's Father then Ataru will be treated like
(0:08:53.54 )
▶ Ataru's Mother How am I going to explain this
(0:08:56.38 )
▶ Sakuranbou It seems that your son
(0:08:58.67 )
▶ Sakuranbou of being born under a star of suffering.
(0:09:01.00 )
▶ Sakuranbou At this rate, his streak of bad luck
(0:09:02.75 )
▶ Sakuranbou Do you have any idea
(0:09:05.63 )
▶ Ataru's Mother Oh my!
(0:09:07.33 )
▶ Ataru's Mother Now that I think about it, Ataru was
(0:09:08.54 )
▶ Ataru's Mother Isn't that right, dear?
(0:09:12.58 )
▶ Ataru's Father Yes, and it was also the unluckiest day
(0:09:14.21 )
▶ Ataru's Mother Oh yeah! And there was an earthquake
(0:09:16.79 )
▶ Ataru's Father Not to mention a black cat
(0:09:19.79 )
▶ Sakuranbou So he's literally bad luck incarnate.
(0:09:22.00 )
▶ Ataru's Mother I wish I'd never given birth to him...
(0:09:26.88 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi I got careless...
(0:09:29.29 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi And now the weight of the Earth
(0:09:31.33 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi She may be hot,
(0:09:33.38 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi They'll seize control of the Earth
(0:09:35.83 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi and then I'm going to live the rest of my life
(0:09:38.25 )
▶ Kousuke Shirai Ataru? You gonna be okay, man?
(0:09:41.25 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake You only have yourself to blame.
(0:09:43.71 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake You accepted the game
(0:09:45.29 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake because you were too busy ogling Lum.
(0:09:47.21 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi How is anyone supposed to beat that freak?!
(0:09:49.00 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake Ataru!
(0:09:51.42 )
▶ Perm Uh oh, the stress has sent him off the deep end!
(0:09:52.58 )
▶ Kousuke Shirai This is bad.
(0:09:54.67 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi I mean, I didn't think she could fly!
(0:09:56.96 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi I thought all I had to do was
(0:09:59.04 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi wrap my arms around a bombshell babe
(0:10:00.42 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake Listen, Ataru! I'll give you my
(0:10:02.58 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Marriage?
(0:10:05.46 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Yeah, right!
(0:10:06.54 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi You're lying!
(0:10:07.75 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi I can tell you're just desperate to find
(0:10:08.63 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake I'm being honest, you dummy!
(0:10:10.88 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake It's too much. I just can't bear
(0:10:12.38 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake being forced to live shut off from
(0:10:14.63 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi You promise you're not lying?
(0:10:19.58 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi I'm gonna kick serious ass tomorrow!
(0:10:24.58 )
▶ Ataru's Mother Ataru! Keep your voice down, it's late!
(0:10:26.92 )
▶ Kousuke Shirai Ataru! Keep your voice down, it's late!
(0:10:26.92 )
▶ Perm Especially on a simpleton like him...
(0:10:29.38 )
▶ EXTRA : The clock is running down on
(0:10:31.88 )
▶ EXTRA : Moroboshi is full of more energy than usual!
(0:10:34.84 )
▶ EXTRA : And Invader Lum is starting to run out of gas!
(0:10:36.58 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Marriage! Marriage!
(0:10:39.46 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Marriage!
(0:10:41.00 )
▶ Lum Invader Why do you keep shouting that?!
(0:10:42.21 )
▶ Lum Invader Enough about marriage already, cut it out!
(0:10:44.25 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Marriaaaaaage!
(0:10:46.79 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi I've got you now, there's no escape!
(0:10:52.50 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Huh?
(0:10:54.46 )
▶ Lum Invader You don't know who you're messing with!
(0:10:58.04 )
▶ EXTRA : An electric shock!
(0:11:01.63 )
▶ EXTRA : Apparently Lum can control electricity, folks!
(0:11:02.83 )
▶ Lum Invader Stay there and enjoy
(0:11:05.46 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi MARRIAGE!
(0:11:17.13 )
▶ EXTRA : He stood up!
(0:11:19.00 )
▶ Lum Invader Huh? You can still move?
(0:11:21.00 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi I'm not done yet!
(0:11:28.08 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Get back here!
(0:11:31.96 )
▶ EXTRA : Go! You've almost got her!
(0:11:32.92 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi I'm getting married!
(0:11:35.21 )
▶ Lum Invader This way! Better keep up!
(0:11:37.33 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake Oh Ataru...
(0:11:39.58 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Shinobu...
(0:11:41.00 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi We're getting married, baby!
(0:11:42.00 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi LUUUUM!
(0:11:45.17 )
▶ Lum Invader G-get your hands off me, darn it!
(0:11:49.71 )
▶ Lum Invader How dare you!
(0:11:54.79 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Ow, that smarts...
(0:11:59.54 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Hah. Lookie what I got.
(0:12:02.08 )
▶ Lum Invader You give that back right now, mister!
(0:12:07.29 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Now she's gonna come to me instead!
(0:12:09.33 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi All right! I've got this in the bag!
(0:12:10.83 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame....
(0:12:17.92 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi over!
(0:12:22.08 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Aw yeah, now it's time to get married!
(0:12:26.83 )
▶ EXTRA : Amazing!
(0:12:34.71 )
▶ EXTRA : Ataru Moroboshi did it!
(0:12:35.83 )
▶ EXTRA : He saved the Earth from alien invasion!
(0:12:37.08 )
▶ EXTRA : Let's give a hearty round of applause
(0:12:42.46 )
▶ EXTRA : Congrats, Moroboshi!
(0:12:43.54 )
▶ EXTRA : Congrats, Moroboshi!
(0:12:44.71 )
▶ EXTRA : who both showed
(0:12:45.50 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake Oh Ataru!
(0:12:46.54 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Gosh, I'm finally gonna be a married man!
(0:12:49.42 )
▶ Lum Invader All right.
(0:12:51.79 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Huh?
(0:12:53.13 )
▶ Lum Invader If you absolutely insist...
(0:12:53.92 )
▶ Lum Invader then I'll marry you.
(0:12:55.92 )
▶ Lum Invader Yay!
(0:12:59.33 )
▶ EXTRA : Hey Moroboshi!
(0:13:00.08 )
▶ EXTRA : Is that why you kept shouting
(0:13:01.50 )
▶ Mr. Invader Is this for real, Lum?!
(0:13:03.21 )
▶ Lum Invader Yes, Daddy!
(0:13:05.08 )
▶ Lum Invader He actually proposed to me!
(0:13:06.46 )
▶ Mr. Invader Well, they do say ＂the winner takes it all＂!
(0:13:10.04 )
▶ Mr. Invader Fine then!
(0:13:12.58 )
▶ Mr. Invader You better treat my girl right, Son-in-law!
(0:13:13.58 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake Well, Ataru.
(0:13:16.46 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Huh?
(0:13:17.50 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Shinobu!
(0:13:18.25 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake Just keep clinging to her, why don't you?
(0:13:19.54 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake Seems like you're better off
(0:13:21.63 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Don't be like that!
(0:13:23.96 )
▶ Mr. Invader I wish you two all the happiness in the world!
(0:13:25.83 )
▶ Mr. Invader It's just a misunderstanding, Shinobu!
(0:13:27.13 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi It's just a misunderstanding, Shinobu!
(0:13:27.13 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi It's just a misunderstanding, Shinobu!
(0:13:28.67 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake It's just a misunderstanding, Shinobu!
(0:13:28.67 )
▶ Shinobu Miyake Shut it, you two-timing jerk!
(0:13:29.25 )
▶ EXTRA : What a hunk!
(0:13:33.04 )
▶ EXTRA : Moroboshi is so hot right now!
(0:13:34.75 )
▶ EXTRA : I'm swooning already!
(0:13:36.17 )
▶ EXTRA : Thanks for saving the planet, Moroboshi!
(0:13:37.29 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi I'm a world famous hero!
(0:13:38.42 )
▶ EXTRA : I'm a world famous hero!
(0:13:38.42 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Okay!
(0:13:40.17 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Time to get out there and pick up some chicks!
(0:13:40.96 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi What's the big idea?!
(0:13:46.08 )
▶ Lum Invader Cheating on me is a no-no!
(0:13:47.17 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Huh?
(0:13:48.46 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Oh, Lum.
(0:13:49.17 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi I thought you went back to your planet?
(0:13:50.13 )
▶ Lum Invader Nope! I'm going to live here!
(0:13:51.54 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi A-are you serious?!
(0:13:53.83 )
▶ Lum Invader Of course I am, silly!
(0:13:55.13 )
▶ Lum Invader What kind of married couple
(0:13:56.71 )
▶ Ataru's Father Out of the frying pan and into the fire...
(0:13:59.08 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Out of the frying pan and into the fire...
(0:13:59.08 )
▶ Ataru's Mother I really regret giving birth to him.
(0:14:00.96 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi I really regret giving birth to him.
(0:14:00.96 )
▶ Ataru's Mother I really regret giving birth to him.
(0:14:02.25 )
▶ Lum Invader I'm all yours now, darling!
(0:14:03.00 )
▶ Lum Invader I'm not letting you cheat on me!
(0:14:16.17 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Ugh, I can't take this anymore!
(0:14:18.13 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi You always butt in whenever I'm trying to
(0:14:19.63 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Leave already!
(0:14:22.71 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Let me make it crystal clear for you.
(0:14:24.29 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Shinobu is the one I love!
(0:14:25.88 )
▶ Lum Invader Huh?!
(0:14:27.71 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Y-you can cry all you want, I don't care.
(0:14:32.33 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Consider this our divorce!
(0:14:34.92 )
▶ Lum Invader You jerkface!
(0:14:40.96 )
▶ Ataru's Mother Must be one of those feral cats!
(0:14:51.13 )
▶ EXTRA : Ah... of course!
(0:14:54.46 )
▶ Ataru Moroboshi Now I should be totally free...
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi I can date Shinobu all I want!
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▶ Shinobu Miyake Huh? Lum actually left?
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▶ Shinobu Miyake Great, now nobody will
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Yeah! Let's plan our next date right now!
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▶ Lum Invader Just kidding with you!
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▶ Lum Invader I'm still right here with him!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi She's lying!
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▶ Lum Invader And we're gonna do some
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▶ Shinobu Miyake That's it! I'm breaking up with you forever!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Shinobu! You gotta believe me!
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▶ EXTRA : Oh... your son is so amusing!
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▶ EXTRA : I almost wish he was mine!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi I will gladly let you have him.
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▶ Ataru's Mother I will gladly let you have him.
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi STUPID LUM!
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▶ Lum Invader Dumb darling!
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▶ Lum Invader He's always trying to flirt with Shinobu,
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▶ Lum Invader It's time for all out war!
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▶ Ataru's Mother God! That was so mortifying!
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▶ Ataru's Mother The woman who was visiting
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▶ Ataru's Mother And now I'm going to become
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▶ Ataru's Mother because my son is a helpless idiot!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Shaddup!
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▶ Ataru's Mother You're dumber than a fish
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Wh-what do you mean by that?
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Are you saying you'd catch and serve
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▶ Ataru's Mother Oh please!
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▶ Ataru's Father As head of the household,
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▶ EXTRA : Breaking news.
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▶ EXTRA : At around 10 AM this morning,
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▶ EXTRA : an aircraft that was flying over
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▶ Ataru's Father Look, everyone! There's breaking news!
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▶ Ataru's Father It happened very close to here!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Why are you so excited about it?!
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▶ Ataru's Mother I'm more concerned with finding a way
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▶ Ataru's Father Aw jeez...
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Screw it! I'm not gonna let anything
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▶ Shinobu Miyake Hello, who's calling?
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi It's me, Shinobu!
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▶ Lum Invader Oh Darling! You really should stop
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Hold on, Shinobu!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Don't hang up the phone yet!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Just forget about Lum!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Have some faith in me! Please!
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▶ Lum Invader My darling said you were
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Don't let her provoke you!
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▶ Shinobu Miyake All right.
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▶ Lum Invader Huh?!
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▶ Shinobu Miyake Huh?!
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▶ Shinobu Miyake I'll put my faith in you, Ataru.
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Thank you, Shinobu!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi You don't know how long
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▶ Lum Invader EXCUSE ME, I'M RIGHT HERE!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Lum isn't here right now.
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▶ Shinobu Miyake She sure isn't. I can't hear
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▶ Lum Invader Then have a taste of my
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Damn it, Lum!
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▶ Shinobu Miyake Huh? What's that? I can't hear you!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Keep it down out there, will ya?!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Huh?
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▶ EXTRA : Onto our next story...
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▶ EXTRA : Another helicopter has disappeared
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▶ EXTRA : We have a picture here from
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▶ EXTRA : Please take a close look over here!
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▶ EXTRA : It appears to be the famous Ataru Moroboshi.
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▶ EXTRA : He was apparently on the phone
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▶ EXTRA : But more importantly...
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▶ EXTRA : We've confirmed that
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▶ EXTRA : some sort of odd signal
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▶ EXTRA : And here's the real kicker:
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▶ EXTRA : the triangle between them
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▶ EXTRA : Okay, so they just have to stop
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Fine then. I'll just go see Shinobu in person!
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▶ Shinobu Miyake I'll be waiting for you!
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▶ Lum Invader Go right ahead!
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▶ Lum Invader I'd like to see you try!
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▶ Lum Invader Nobody will be able to go outside now!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi This won't stop me!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi I have to see Shinobu at any cost!
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▶ Ataru's Father Hey, Ataru!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Dad! Don't try and stop me!
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▶ Ataru's Father This is for you.
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▶ Ataru's Father It's a raincoat that I used
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▶ Ataru's Father Wear it outside.
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▶ Ataru's Father It's made of rubber,
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Aw dad...
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▶ Sakuranbou Put your minds at ease, gentlemen.
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Whoa, Cherry?!
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▶ Sakuranbou I shall accompany the young boy
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi I'm going now!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi SHINOBUUUU!
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▶ Ataru's Father Ataru!
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▶ Ataru's Father Rest assured that I'm gonna give you
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▶ Sakuranbou Praise be Buddha. Praise be Buddha.
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▶ Sakuranbou Stop following me!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Stop following me!
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▶ Sakuranbou Look out!
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▶ Sakuranbou Such a pitiful end for a pitiful boy.
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▶ Sakuranbou May you rest in peace.
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi I ain't dead!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi I... I'm not biting the dust
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▶ Shinobu Miyake Ataru!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Shinobu!
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▶ Lum Invader Nuh-uh!
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▶ Lum Invader Not on my watch, you won't!
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▶ EXTRA : The power's gone out!
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▶ Shinobu Miyake Ataru!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Shinobu!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Shinobu!
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▶ Shinobu Miyake Ataru!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Shinobu!
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▶ Shinobu Miyake Ataru!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Shinobu...
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi You braved your way through that
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▶ Shinobu Miyake Nothing is strong enough to
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Shinobu!
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▶ Shinobu Miyake Ataru!
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▶ Lum Invader We're going out in a blaze of glory!
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▶ Lum Invader It's time to bury this love triangle
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▶ Ataru's Father It's nice and quiet no-
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Yeowch!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Shinobu! Speak to me!
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▶ Shinobu Miyake Where are you?!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi I'll come find you, right now!
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▶ Shinobu Miyake Ataru!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi I'm glad you're safe!
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▶ Lum Invader Huh?!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Huh?!
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▶ Lum Invader I just knew that you'd be
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▶ Shinobu Miyake You're unbelievable.
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi No! It's not what you think!
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▶ Shinobu Miyake You were both trying to make
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Wait! Let me expl-
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Shinobuuuuuuuuu!
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▶ EXTRA : You owe us the price of two helicopters!
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▶ EXTRA : I'm on the city council, and we expect you
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▶ Ataru's Father We promise to make our son
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▶ Ataru's Father We promise to make our son
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▶ EXTRA : You better! But how long will that take?!
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▶ Ataru's Father Well...
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Shinobu! It's just a misunderstanding!
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▶ Lum Invader Darling! You dirty cheater!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Darling! You dirty cheater!
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▶ Lum Invader Now take your punishment!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Why does all this crap happen to me?!
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▶ Lum Invader Because it's fate. Tee-hee!
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▶ Lum Invader Next time on Urusei Yatsura!
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▶ Ataru Moroboshi Hey pretty lady! Can I get your digits?
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