 Liza Luna : Look, we might as well destroy the planet. |
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Liza Luna : Their civilization is far too primitive. |
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Liza Luna : Deploy the ToxiCloud and purge all lifeforms. |
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Liza Luna : Minerals and water, nothing more. |
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 Amato Roy : Slow down, Liza. Every planet is unique. |
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Amato Roy : Cultures, ideologies, nature, history... |
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Amato Roy : It may be hiding something
useful to us, the Azatoth Empire. |
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Amato Roy : And out of all of Azatoth's researchers,
you're the most brilliant. |
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Amato Roy : It seems unremarkable from the outside, yes.
But that's why we need your expertise. |
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 EXTRA : The Azatoth Empire's reign spans
a myriad of stars and planets. |
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EXTRA : And now, they've set their sights on Planet Earth... |
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Liza Luna : Something useful? Oh please, I doubt it. |
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Liza Luna : This place is a glorified dump. |
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Liza Luna : The planet's lifeforms are lacking in intelligence,
indicative of an ignorant and uncultured civilization. |
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Liza Luna : I can already tell it's the most
primitive planet I've ever studied. |
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Liza Luna : These people possess knowledge
that eludes my understanding? |
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Liza Luna : Yeah right. |
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Liza Luna : Ugh, this blows... |
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Liza Luna : I say we just activate the Supergravitron
and flatten the whole thing. |
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Amato Roy : We want to know what their cuisine is like. |
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Amato Roy : Can you locate a suitable establishment? |
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Liza Luna : Sure, whatever. |
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Liza Luna : A café? They ought to serve snacks. |
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Liza Luna : Works for me. |
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 Seiji Mukai : Hello, there! Welcome to the Nyanday Cat Café. |
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Liza Luna : ＂Cat café＂? |
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Liza Luna : Cat... café. Cat...? |
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Seiji Mukai : It's 500 yen for 30 minutes,
and extension prices are listed right over here. |
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Liza Luna : Cat... Cat? |
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Liza Luna : Sure, no problem. |
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Seiji Mukai : Okay then, follow me. |
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Liza Luna : Cat. |
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Liza Luna : Cat...? Cat... |
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Liza Luna : What in the world is a cat? |
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Seiji Mukai : Be careful when you enter the room.
They have a tendency to bolt. |
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Seiji Mukai : ...iss? |
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Seiji Mukai : Miss...? |
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Seiji Mukai : Miss! |
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Seiji Mukai : Um, I need to close the door
so that the kitties don't escape... |
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Seiji Mukai : Is something the matter? |
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Liza Luna : I-I... |
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Liza Luna : Wh-what are these... creatures? |
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Seiji Mukai : Huh? Well, uh... Oh. |
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Seiji Mukai : This little guy is an American Shorthair named Hajime. |
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Liza Luna : A-and that's a type of cat? |
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Seiji Mukai : Y-yes, it is... |
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Seiji Mukai : Oh! Miss, did you perhaps mistake us for
an ordinary café when you walked in? |
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Liza Luna : What in the hell ARE these creatures? These cats... |
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Liza Luna : Impossible... Impossible! |
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Liza Luna : These creatures, they're so... |
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Liza Luna : Oh, my god! They're WAY too cute! |
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Liza Luna : Impossible! They're the most
spectacular organisms I've ever seen! |
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Liza Luna : This can't be happening... Just look at that form! |
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Liza Luna : Their soft tufts of fur, their physique! |
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Liza Luna : They even make cute noises! |
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Liza Luna : MY BRAIN'S GONNA EXPLODE! |
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Liza Luna : I've studied over 66 trillion species of intergalactic
lifeforms, but these things blow them all out of the water! |
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Liza Luna : They make the top three universally adored creatures
look like the scrawlings of a kindergartener! |
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Seiji Mukai : Here's the drink you ordered. |
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Liza Luna : Th-thanks. |
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Liza Luna : The drink is average... |
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Liza Luna : I suspect the cuisine isn't
the primary appeal of this establishment. |
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Liza Luna : The customers come here
for these creatures. These cats. |
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Liza Luna : If cats are this adorable,
then the humans must revere or even worship them. |
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Liza Luna : I need to know more! |
(0:03:46.79) |
Seiji Mukai : Um, you seem really nervous, Miss.
Are you afraid of cats? |
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Liza Luna : No, it's just... This is my first time. |
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Seiji Mukai : Ah, visiting a cat café? |
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Liza Luna : No. Meeting a cat. |
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Seiji Mukai : What? |
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Liza Luna : I don't know anything about them.
Y'see, I'm from another planet. |
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Seiji Mukai : O-oh really...? |
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Seiji Mukai : Th-then that would make you an alien, right? |
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Seiji Mukai : Wow! I've never met an alien in person before! |
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Liza Luna : He's playing along 'cause he thinks
I'm a delusional customer... |
(0:04:15.33) |
Liza Luna : Perhaps he dislikes confrontation...
Well, I can work with that. |
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Liza Luna : Approximately how many cats live on Planet Earth? |
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Liza Luna : They must be pretty rare. |
(0:04:25.08) |
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Liza Luna : Around 100? Closer to 200? |
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Seiji Mukai : If I recall correctly, there are
over ten million cats in Japan alone. |
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Liza Luna : TEN MILLION?! |
(0:04:33.46) |
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Seiji Mukai : And the number of domestic cats goes up every year. |
(0:04:34.63) |
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Seiji Mukai : I've got one myself. |
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Liza Luna : DOMESTIC?! |
(0:04:38.13) |
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Liza Luna : Y-you can... keep them as pets?! |
(0:04:39.88) |
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Liza Luna : No, he can't be serious... |
(0:04:42.83) |
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Liza Luna : Coming home to a cat in your house? |
(0:04:44.46) |
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Liza Luna : What is this, some sort of fairyland?! |
(0:04:46.71) |
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Liza Luna : And they're all over the country?! |
(0:04:48.58) |
Liza Luna : I wanna quit my job, blow off all my responsibilities,
and hang out with cats all day long! |
(0:04:52.38) |
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Liza Luna : How am I supposed to resist that kind of temptation?! |
(0:04:56.17) |
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Liza Luna : What the hell's wrong with these Earthlings?! |
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Seiji Mukai : They're very sweet. |
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Seiji Mukai : They saunter on over when they want attention
and then turn into big babies when you pet them. |
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Seiji Mukai : Spoiled, aren't they? |
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Liza Luna : You've gotta be kitten me... |
(0:05:08.17) |
Seiji Mukai : They usually keep to themselves,
but they like to act silly sometimes. |
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Seiji Mukai : Isn't that just the cutest thing? |
(0:05:14.08) |
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Liza Luna : But how? How can something so loveable exist?! |
(0:05:16.63) |
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Liza Luna : How cute! |
(0:05:19.96) |
Liza Luna : When I was growing up...
All the things I was obsessed with... |
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Liza Luna : Cute! |
(0:05:21.21) |
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Liza Luna : It's adorable! |
(0:05:22.38) |
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Seiji Mukai : M-Miss...? |
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Liza Luna : Everything I've ever loved
is practically garbage in comparison... |
(0:05:27.58) |
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Liza Luna : The creatures on this planet... These cats... |
(0:05:31.13) |
Liza Luna : From an evolutionary standpoint,
they're the ultimate lifeform! |
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Seiji Mukai : I-I mean, all animals are cute in their own way... |
(0:05:36.58) |
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Liza Luna : YOU IDIOT! |
(0:05:39.75) |
Liza Luna : MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS JUST
BEEN TURNED UPSIDE DOWN! |
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Seiji Mukai : M-Miss... I'll have to ask you to lower your voice. |
(0:05:45.04) |
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Seiji Mukai : You're going to scare the poor kitties... |
(0:05:49.29) |
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Liza Luna : Huh?! |
(0:05:51.25) |
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Liza Luna : S-sorry! It was an accident... |
(0:05:52.21) |
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Liza Luna : I didn't realize they were such delicate creatures... |
(0:05:55.13) |
Liza Luna : Had I known they feel stress...
I wish you would've told me! |
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Seiji Mukai : My apologies. |
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Liza Luna : No, no... It's my fault. I'm sorry... |
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Amato Roy : How's it going, Liza? |
(0:06:07.13) |
 Fianna Tierley : Didja find anything interesting? |
(0:06:09.25) |
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Liza Luna : N-not really! |
(0:06:11.63) |
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Liza Luna : Should I tell them about my discovery...? |
(0:06:13.58) |
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Liza Luna : No, not yet... It's too dangerous. |
(0:06:16.58) |
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Liza Luna : Cats take cuteness to a whole 'nother level! |
(0:06:18.96) |
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Liza Luna : And the captain... He goes nuts over animals! |
(0:06:21.21) |
 Mikiti Furupururin : Are there any cute animals to speak of, my dear Liza? |
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Liza Luna : N-n-nope, not a single one! Trust me! None whatsoever. |
(0:06:28.75) |
Mikiti Furupururin : Then shall we deploy the ToxiCloud
and purge the planet? |
(0:06:34.54) |
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Liza Luna : Wait a minute! Let's not be hasty! |
(0:06:39.21) |
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Seiji Mukai : What kind of tech is that? Could she really be an alien...? |
(0:06:39.79) |
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Mikiti Furupururin : But you just said- |
(0:06:41.04) |
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Liza Luna : I mean, I only just started my investigation! |
(0:06:42.71) |
Liza Luna : Be patient, okay? I'm sure I'll find
something useful around here! |
(0:06:45.21) |
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Liza Luna : Bye for now! |
(0:06:48.67) |
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Liza Luna : Sorry for raising my voice again... Are the cats alright? |
(0:06:51.83) |
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Seiji Mukai : Th-they're fine. |
(0:06:54.75) |
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Liza Luna : Wh-why's it staring at me...? What do I do...?! |
(0:06:58.54) |
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Seiji Mukai : I think he wants your attention. |
(0:07:02.54) |
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Seiji Mukai : You're welcome to pet him. He loves scritches. |
(0:07:05.04) |
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Seiji Mukai : See? Just like this. |
(0:07:08.00) |
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Liza Luna : Give... |
(0:07:09.75) |
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Liza Luna : Give...? |
(0:07:10.50) |
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Liza Luna : Give me a break! |
(0:07:11.50) |
Liza Luna : Just looking at it makes my blood pressure skyrocket!
If my heart beats any faster, it's gonna pop like a balloon! |
(0:07:13.13) |
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Liza Luna : It's touching me... It put its foot on me... |
(0:07:21.50) |
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Liza Luna : Oh, this is bad... I've been backed into a corner... |
(0:07:24.13) |
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Liza Luna : This softness, this pleasant sensation... |
(0:07:27.67) |
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Liza Luna : I've never felt anything like it! |
(0:07:30.63) |
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Liza Luna : This is it... This is how I die! |
(0:07:32.58) |
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Seiji Mukai : C'mon, Hajime. No murdering the customers. |
(0:07:34.58) |
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Liza Luna : Without its weight on my body, I feel empty inside... |
(0:07:37.21) |
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Seiji Mukai : Make up your mind... |
(0:07:39.92) |
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Liza Luna : Is there something stuck to the bottom of its foot? |
(0:07:42.58) |
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Liza Luna : It had a weird texture- |
(0:07:44.63) |
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Seiji Mukai : The bottom of his foot? You mean his paw pad? |
(0:07:46.63) |
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Liza Luna : ITS LITTLE FEETS ARE SO PRECIOUS! |
(0:07:49.50) |
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Seiji Mukai : M-Miss?! |
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Liza Luna : I... can't take it... |
(0:07:54.38) |
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Liza Luna : It's just... too damn cute...! |
(0:07:56.21) |
Seiji Mukai : Speaking of which, an alien came
into the café yesterday. |
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 Kasumi Yanagi : Seriously? That's surprising. |
(0:09:36.58) |
Kasumi Yanagi : Never thought I'd hear good
ol' Stone-faced Mukai tell a joke. |
(0:09:38.71) |
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Seiji Mukai : Look, I didn't believe it at first either. |
(0:09:42.96) |
Seiji Mukai : But she was using some sort
of strange communication device, |
(0:09:45.58) |
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Seiji Mukai : and she passed out when she saw Hajime's paw pad. |
(0:09:48.08) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : How come? |
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Seiji Mukai : It was ＂too cute,＂ apparently. |
(0:09:52.50) |
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Seiji Mukai : Oh, that's her right there. |
(0:10:00.38) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : What? |
(0:10:02.00) |
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Liza Luna : Wh-what the hell's wrong with this creature?! |
(0:10:04.79) |
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Liza Luna : Why's it chasing me?! |
(0:10:07.13) |
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Liza Luna : Because of the ball...? Is this what it wants?! |
(0:10:09.08) |
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EXTRA : C-come back, Mamehiko! |
(0:10:14.75) |
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Liza Luna : A creature that wags its fluffy tail and runs after a toy?! |
(0:10:16.96) |
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Liza Luna : Oh, my god... It's... |
(0:10:20.13) |
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Liza Luna : ...SO FRICKIN' CUTE! |
(0:10:24.04) |
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EXTRA : I-I'm so sorry! The leash slipped out of my hand! |
(0:10:31.08) |
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EXTRA : Jeez, I can't believe you took off like that... |
(0:10:34.38) |
Kasumi Yanagi : He must've thought you were playing
since you picked up the ball. |
(0:10:36.71) |
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Liza Luna : What is that thing...? |
(0:10:40.63) |
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Seiji Mukai : It's, uh... called a ＂dog.＂ |
(0:10:42.04) |
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Liza Luna : A dog! |
(0:10:45.08) |
Liza Luna : Oh, not again... My heart can't
handle this much excitement... |
(0:10:47.71) |
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Liza Luna : I need to sit down for a minute. |
(0:10:50.67) |
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Seiji Mukai : Sure, no problem... |
(0:10:52.33) |
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Liza Luna : Surrounded by cats on one side and dogs on the other! |
(0:11:05.42) |
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Seiji Mukai : It's a nice problem to have, isn't it? |
(0:11:08.75) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : Wow, she might actually be an alien. |
(0:11:13.42) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : Her reaction is certainly out of this world! |
(0:11:15.92) |
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Seiji Mukai : Miss Alien, was that your first time meeting a dog? |
(0:11:22.04) |
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Liza Luna : Yeah... |
(0:11:25.75) |
Liza Luna : And their cuteness could destroy
the space-time continuum... |
(0:11:26.50) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : Dogs are adorable, aren't they? |
(0:11:30.08) |
Kasumi Yanagi : Up until recently, they outranked cats as
the number one most popular household pet. |
(0:11:32.25) |
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Liza Luna : Number one?! Over cats? |
(0:11:37.04) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : It's the age-old argument of cats versus dogs. |
(0:11:39.92) |
Kasumi Yanagi : Some people feel very strongly about
which one makes the better companion. |
(0:11:43.38) |
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Liza Luna : That makes sense... |
(0:11:47.33) |
Liza Luna : Their furry little bodies are
instantly recognizable from afar... |
(0:11:49.00) |
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Liza Luna : And they're always full of energy! |
(0:11:52.04) |
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Liza Luna : Just looking at them puts a smile on my face! |
(0:11:53.71) |
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EXTRA : Mamehiko! |
(0:11:54.04) |
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Liza Luna : And when they swish their tails? Don't get me started! |
(0:11:55.92) |
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Liza Luna : Dogs are a totally different flavor of cute! |
(0:11:58.29) |
Kasumi Yanagi : When dogs wag their tails,
it's usually a sign that they're happy! |
(0:12:00.46) |
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Liza Luna : What?! |
(0:12:05.00) |
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Liza Luna : Preposterous... They wag their tails when they're happy? |
(0:12:07.04) |
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Liza Luna : Omigosh, they're too precious...! |
(0:12:10.00) |
Seiji Mukai : And they tend to bounce off the walls
when they're in the mood to play. |
(0:12:12.04) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : Y'know, I have a dog of my own. |
(0:12:15.50) |
Kasumi Yanagi : Maybe it's my imagination, but I really
feel like we understand one another! |
(0:12:18.00) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : It's the whole ＂man's best friend＂ thing, I guess? |
(0:12:21.58) |
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Seiji Mukai : I find that having a cat in the house relaxes me. |
(0:12:25.46) |
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Seiji Mukai : Their independent nature is a refreshing change of pace! |
(0:12:28.21) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : My dog comes running to the door when I get home. |
(0:12:30.75) |
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Liza Luna : Th-the Great Cats vs. Dogs Debate! |
(0:12:31.25) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : It's just the cutest thing! |
(0:12:33.42) |
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Seiji Mukai : My cat greets me at the door sometimes. |
(0:12:35.63) |
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Liza Luna : A multidimensional feud if ever there was one! |
(0:12:35.79) |
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Seiji Mukai : But the ＂sometimes＂ is key! That's what makes it special! |
(0:12:37.96) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : Hey, Miss Alien. What's your name? |
(0:12:42.08) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : I'm Kasumi Yanagi. |
(0:12:44.67) |
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Liza Luna : It's Liza. Liza Luna. |
(0:12:47.00) |
Kasumi Yanagi : Well then, Liza... You want
to know more about dogs, right? |
(0:12:49.04) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : If so, you oughtta drop by my place! |
(0:12:52.75) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : I'll introduce you to my darling doggo! |
(0:12:54.83) |
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Liza Luna : Huh? |
(0:12:57.04) |
Kasumi Yanagi : Unless you get up close and personal,
you'll never truly appreciate how great dogs are! |
(0:12:57.83) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : You have to pet them and play with them! |
(0:13:03.13) |
Liza Luna : A tempting offer, but I don't know
if my heart can take it...! |
(0:13:05.92) |
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Seiji Mukai : Dogs are great and everything... But cats are just as cute! |
(0:13:09.83) |
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Liza Luna : Bah! What am I so afraid of anyway? |
(0:13:10.25) |
Liza Luna : It's the perfect opportunity to study how these
organisms live and get along with the Earthlings! |
(0:13:12.63) |
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Seiji Mukai : We haven't even scratched the surface yet! |
(0:13:13.54) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : Somebody's a sore loser... |
(0:13:15.67) |
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Liza Luna : You've got a point... |
(0:13:18.25) |
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Liza Luna : Alright then, I'll take you up on your offer. |
(0:13:19.25) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : Well, here we are! |
(0:13:25.67) |
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Liza Luna : Stay calm. There's no need to panic. |
(0:13:28.33) |
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Liza Luna : At this point, there's nothing that can surprise me- |
(0:13:30.54) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : Masamune! |
(0:13:32.71) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : Were you waiting for me to get home? What a sweet boy! |
(0:13:34.63) |
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Liza Luna : IT'S HUGE! |
(0:13:38.79) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : Jeez, you scared me! |
(0:13:40.71) |
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Liza Luna : Wait... Hold on a minute! |
(0:13:42.42) |
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Liza Luna : Why's it so big?! No one told me they could be that big! |
(0:13:43.46) |
Liza Luna : And it's a completely different shape!
Are you sure it's a dog?! |
(0:13:45.50) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : He's a large breed known as a ＂golden retriever＂! |
(0:13:48.50) |
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Liza Luna : G-golden what...? |
(0:13:51.71) |
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EXTRA : Now, now... Don't be rude, Chiffon. |
(0:13:54.21) |
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Liza Luna : IT'S TINY! |
(0:13:57.38) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : And she's a small breed known as a ＂toy poodle＂! |
(0:13:59.13) |
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Liza Luna : Why are there a million different varieties?! |
(0:14:01.83) |
Amato Roy : It's been several days since
you began your investigation... |
(0:14:08.79) |
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Amato Roy : I was told you had nothing to report yesterday either. |
(0:14:11.29) |
Amato Roy : You're going to say,
＂Earth is an inferior planet!＂ again, aren't you? |
(0:14:15.46) |
Amato Roy : And then, despite your insistence,
you're going to find some sort of merit to it. |
(0:14:19.00) |
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Liza Luna : Whoa, slow down... |
(0:14:22.96) |
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Liza Luna : I appreciate how nauseatingly well you know me... |
(0:14:24.50) |
Liza Luna : But we can't rush these things.
It's a very delicate process... |
(0:14:28.13) |
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Amato Roy : Ah. Well, the Azatoth army has faith in you, as do I. |
(0:14:30.75) |
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Amato Roy : Good luck. |
(0:14:34.63) |
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Liza Luna : I'm not goofing off... |
(0:14:37.29) |
Liza Luna : He probably thinks that since I spend most of my time
here. But it's for research purposes, I swear... |
(0:14:39.29) |
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Seiji Mukai : Right... |
(0:14:45.17) |
Liza Luna : I'm supposed to be working, yet I always
end up here instead... dying to see the cats... |
(0:14:46.50) |
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Liza Luna : WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?! |
(0:14:51.46) |
Liza Luna : Move, stupid legs! Get me out
of this café and get to work! |
(0:14:53.79) |
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Liza Luna : Quit slacking on the job! I need to earn money! |
(0:14:56.75) |
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Liza Luna : Wooooork! |
(0:14:58.88) |
Kasumi Yanagi : I know you're having a moment,
but can you do it quietly? |
(0:15:01.75) |
Liza Luna : Oh, my god... If I don't stop thinking about cats,
I'm going to lose interest in everything else... |
(0:15:04.21) |
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Liza Luna : Every last brain cell, taken over by cats... |
(0:15:08.17) |
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Liza Luna : Cats... and dogs, too... |
(0:15:10.58) |
Kasumi Yanagi : You were like a kid in a candy store
at my place yesterday! |
(0:15:14.04) |
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Liza Luna : Stop! Please, I'm begging you! |
(0:15:18.46) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : Don't be shy... Let your body do the talking... |
(0:15:19.92) |
Kasumi Yanagi : If you hold out your hand and say, ＂Shake!＂
he'll put his little paw right on top of it. |
(0:15:23.54) |
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Liza Luna : Y-you're lying! No animal could be that smart! |
(0:15:28.50) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : See? Masamune's waiting for you! |
(0:15:32.25) |
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Liza Luna : Sh-shake...! |
(0:15:35.58) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : Aww, what a good boy! |
(0:15:38.33) |
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Liza Luna : HE'S THE BESTEST BOY! |
(0:15:40.88) |
Liza Luna : You guys are used to it,
so it probably seems like an overreaction... |
(0:15:43.17) |
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Liza Luna : But from my perspective, Earthlings are the weird ones! |
(0:15:47.58) |
Liza Luna : How do you stay calm around
something so cute and cuddly?! |
(0:15:49.75) |
Liza Luna : Wait... Does this planet have other animals
on the same level as cats and dogs? |
(0:15:54.00) |
Seiji Mukai : Hmm, let's see here...
We've got plenty of different species... |
(0:15:59.00) |
Kasumi Yanagi : But in terms of pets, cats and dogs
are definitely the top two. |
(0:16:02.50) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : There aren't many others on the same level... |
(0:16:05.54) |
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Liza Luna : Ah... |
(0:16:08.33) |
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Seiji Mukai : I mean, rabbits are pretty cute. |
(0:16:09.71) |
Kasumi Yanagi : Oh, and hamsters. They're small and adorable!
Ferrets also make great pets, don'tcha think? |
(0:16:11.92) |
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Liza Luna : Fer-? |
(0:16:15.88) |
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Seiji Mukai : I think hedgehogs are neat. |
(0:16:17.04) |
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Liza Luna : Hedge-? |
(0:16:18.38) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : Y'know, I'm kinda interested in degus... |
(0:16:18.75) |
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Liza Luna : Deg-? |
(0:16:20.33) |
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Seiji Mukai : What about birds? Like parakeets and cockatoos. |
(0:16:21.08) |
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Liza Luna : Bird-? |
(0:16:21.50) |
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Seiji Mukai : Oh, and owls. |
(0:16:23.46) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : Some people keep goldfish or tropical fish. |
(0:16:24.46) |
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Liza Luna : Gold-? |
(0:16:26.71) |
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Seiji Mukai : Reptiles are cool, too! |
(0:16:27.17) |
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Liza Luna : Rep-? |
(0:16:28.50) |
Kasumi Yanagi : There are cute wild animals, too! Koalas,
capybaras, sea otters, penguins, red pandas, and... |
(0:16:29.04) |
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Liza Luna : Holy crap, that's a lot... |
(0:16:31.71) |
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Liza Luna : This frickin' planet, man. It's terrifying! |
(0:16:33.42) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : Let's take a trip to the zoo, Liza! |
(0:16:35.88) |
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Liza Luna : Are you trying to kill me?! |
(0:16:38.29) |
Kasumi Yanagi : But researching Earth's animals
is a part of your job, right? |
(0:16:39.63) |
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Liza Luna : Well, I should probably familiarize myself with them... |
(0:16:43.38) |
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Seiji Mukai : She's enjoying this, isn't she? |
(0:16:46.67) |
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Liza Luna : Okay, fine! Then show me some ugly animals first! |
(0:16:49.17) |
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Seiji Mukai : Wh-what...? |
(0:16:52.08) |
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Seiji Mukai : That might be easier said than done... |
(0:16:53.71) |
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Seiji Mukai : Let's see... |
(0:16:56.29) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : Nope, gorillas fall into the ＂cute＂ category... |
(0:16:57.17) |
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Liza Luna : OH GOD, THE ONE ON THE COVER! |
(0:17:00.08) |
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Seiji Mukai : She passed out again. |
(0:17:03.92) |
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Liza Luna : No way... There's just no way... |
(0:17:05.42) |
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Liza Luna : How can something so monochrome be so adorable...? |
(0:17:07.63) |
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Liza Luna : It doesn't exist, right? Tell me it's a mythical creature... |
(0:17:10.96) |
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Seiji Mukai : It's called a ＂panda.＂ |
(0:17:14.00) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : Endangered, yes. Mythical, no. |
(0:17:15.00) |
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Liza Luna : Sorry for making you drag me out of the café... |
(0:17:21.13) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : Well, we can't exactly let you live there... |
(0:17:24.25) |
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Liza Luna : Wow... I didn't do a single ounce of work today... |
(0:17:26.63) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : Y'see? That's why we oughtta go to the zoo! |
(0:17:29.50) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : You can see pandas in real life! |
(0:17:32.04) |
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Liza Luna : Er, I don't think I'm ready for that just- |
(0:17:33.88) |
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Liza Luna : Look. |
(0:17:38.33) |
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Seiji Mukai : There's a cat inside this box! |
(0:17:44.75) |
Kasumi Yanagi : Someone must've dumped him.
What a horrible thing to do... |
(0:17:46.33) |
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Seiji Mukai : Is he alive? |
(0:17:50.83) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : Yeah... But he's in pretty rough shape. |
(0:17:51.67) |
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Liza Luna : ＂Dumped＂...? Some people abandon their animals? |
(0:17:54.42) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : Unfortunately... |
(0:17:57.29) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : I just don't understand how someone could be so cruel! |
(0:17:58.67) |
Seiji Mukai : Given his condition, I wouldn't be surprised if they never
took care of him in the first place. |
(0:18:01.58) |
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Seiji Mukai : Irresponsible pet owners are the- |
(0:18:05.92) |
 Yozora : Is that so? |
(0:18:08.25) |
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Liza Luna : Stand back for a moment. |
(0:18:12.25) |
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EXTRA : Scanning for organic lifeforms. |
(0:18:17.71) |
EXTRA : Diagnosis: severe malnutrition. Lifeform is unclassified.
Rehabilitation method is unknown. |
(0:18:19.96) |
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EXTRA : How will you proceed? |
(0:18:25.13) |
Liza Luna : Freeze time in the surrounding area
to preserve the lifeform. |
(0:18:26.67) |
Liza Luna : Supply as much nourishment
from epithelial cells as possible. |
(0:18:33.83) |
Liza Luna : Search brain waves, retinal afterimages,
and residual tissues for the original owner. |
(0:18:37.71) |
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EXTRA : Data found. |
(0:18:42.79) |
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EXTRA : Shut yer freakin' trap, wouldja? I ain't got any food for ya! |
(0:18:45.88) |
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EXTRA : It's yours, isn't it? The cat. |
(0:18:50.50) |
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EXTRA : I don't care. It doesn't listen to a word I say! |
(0:18:52.75) |
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EXTRA : Then dump it somewhere. Black cats are fugly anyway. |
(0:18:55.67) |
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EXTRA : Good point. |
(0:18:59.54) |
EXTRA : I have pinpointed the location
of the individuals in question. |
(0:19:00.67) |
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Liza Luna : I want them to feel the pain they caused. |
(0:19:03.92) |
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EXTRA : Rehabilitation status: complete. |
(0:19:15.88) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : So... is he going to be okay now? |
(0:19:21.00) |
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Liza Luna : I think so. |
(0:19:23.42) |
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Seiji Mukai : We should take him to an emergency vet just in case. |
(0:19:24.33) |
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Liza Luna : Huh? Wh-what...? |
(0:19:31.67) |
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Liza Luna : Wait, what's going on?! Wh-why's it doing that?! |
(0:19:34.17) |
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Seiji Mukai : I think he likes you. |
(0:19:36.88) |
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Liza Luna : What?! |
(0:19:38.88) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : He's probably grateful you saved his life. |
(0:19:39.46) |
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Liza Luna : I-I doubt it. |
(0:19:42.29) |
Liza Luna : Even if it does like me,
that doesn't really change... anything... |
(0:19:43.42) |
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Kasumi Yanagi : What do you think about keeping him, Liza? |
(0:19:50.08) |
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Liza Luna : Huh? Keep it? ME?! |
(0:19:52.63) |
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Liza Luna : Nope, nope, not a chance! |
(0:19:55.50) |
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Liza Luna : I can't be around something so adorable 24/7! |
(0:19:57.46) |
Liza Luna : I'm losing my mind over the fact that it likes me,
and you want me to MOVE IN with it?! |
(0:19:59.71) |
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Liza Luna : When you meow at me with that sad little voice... |
(0:20:07.00) |
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Liza Luna : HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY NO?! |
(0:20:09.63) |
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Amato Roy : How unusual... |
(0:20:14.96) |
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Amato Roy : You're not one to call for an artillery strike. |
(0:20:16.46) |
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Amato Roy : Did you get into a fight with an Earthling? |
(0:20:19.79) |
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Liza Luna : Not exactly... |
(0:20:21.79) |
Amato Roy : Well, I made sure your request was authorized.
Is the Earthside outpost sufficient? |
(0:20:23.29) |
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Liza Luna : Yeah... It's not bad. |
(0:20:26.79) |
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Amato Roy : Then why isn't your camera turned on? |
(0:20:28.50) |
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Liza Luna : Eh, no reason... |
(0:20:31.04) |
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Amato Roy : Did something happen? |
(0:20:33.21) |
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Liza Luna : O-of course not! Uh... I'm just getting changed! |
(0:20:34.96) |
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Amato Roy : Since when do you care about modesty? |
(0:20:38.63) |
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Liza Luna : My modesty is none of your business! |
(0:20:40.54) |
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Amato Roy : Hey, Liza? I'm hearing a weird noise in the background... |
(0:20:44.29) |
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Liza Luna : A noise? I don't hear anything on my end. |
(0:20:48.33) |
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Liza Luna : Uh-oh, you're breaking up! I'll call you back later! |
(0:20:50.96) |
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Fianna Tierley : What's wrong? You miss Liza? |
(0:20:55.88) |
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Amato Roy : Don't be ridiculous. |
(0:20:58.25) |
Fianna Tierley : Everything will be fine!
She's an honest person deep down. |
(0:20:59.42) |
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Fianna Tierley : At the end of the day, Liza always gets the job done. |
(0:21:02.71) |
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Amato Roy : Yes, but that's not what worries me... |
(0:21:05.33) |
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Amato Roy : Something doesn't seem right. Specifically... |
(0:21:08.54) |
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Amato Roy : ...this noise in her transmission audio. |
(0:21:12.25) |
Amato Roy : As the Director of Telecommunications,
what's your opinion on this noise? |
(0:21:18.25) |
Fianna Tierley : It's not interference...
And it doesn't sound artificial either. |
(0:21:22.13) |
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Fianna Tierley : An animal, perhaps? |
(0:21:26.04) |
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Amato Roy : You're saying it's a language of some sort? |
(0:21:27.54) |
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Fianna Tierley : I don't know... I've never heard it before. |
(0:21:29.96) |
Fianna Tierley : But listening to it gives me this...
prickly feeling in my chest. |
(0:21:32.71) |
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Amato Roy : Yes... |
(0:21:36.92) |
Amato Roy : I feel strangely uneasy, and
I can't help but listen over and over. |
(0:21:37.83) |
Amato Roy : According to Liza's report, animals on Planet Earth
possess somewhat peculiar characteristics... |
(0:21:41.79) |
Amato Roy : Well... Let's hope nothing too
out of the ordinary happens... |
(0:21:47.29) |
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Liza Luna : I might be trapped in this room forever...! |
(0:21:51.33) |
Liza Luna : Liza, a researcher from outer space,
reluctantly decides to move in with a cat. |
(0:23:27.46) |
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Liza Luna : But in doing so, she becomes the cat's lowly servant. |
(0:23:31.67) |
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Liza Luna : Next time, Episode 2: ＂Trapped.＂ |
(0:23:36.13) |
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