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▶ Faeria : At last...	(0:00:12.35)
▶ Faeria : At last, the dark lord is defeated!	(0:00:13.63)
▶ Faeria : You've done it, Sunraku!	(0:00:41.24)
▶ Faeria : Thank you!	(0:00:43.78)
▶ Faeria : It's been such a long, hard journey, hasn't it?	(0:00:46.74)
▶ Sunraku : Yes.	(0:00:50.37)
▶ Sunraku : I've been waiting so long for this very moment...	(0:00:53.54)
▶ Sunraku : Faeria.	(0:00:56.56)
▶ Sunraku : Now, you can go with the dark lord	(0:01:04.46)
▶ Sunraku : straight to hell!	(0:01:06.85)
▶ Sunraku : You're the real dark lord here!	(0:01:21.60)
▶ Sunraku : You're the real menace to the world!	(0:01:23.72)
▶ Sunraku : Heck yeah!	(0:01:29.07)
▶ Sunraku : I finally beat Failia Chronicle !	(0:01:30.66)
▶ Sunraku : And I got my revenge for everything she put me through!	(0:01:34.07)
▶ Sunraku : Yeah!	(0:01:37.33)
▶ Sunraku : The rumors were true. What a giant pile of garbage!	(0:02:09.64)
▶ Sunraku : I feel so free!	(0:02:24.70)
▶ Sunraku : Is this how a convict finishing up a prison sentence feels?	(0:02:27.43)
▶ Sunraku : Now, what trash game will I try next?	(0:02:32.38)
▶ Sunraku : Morning!	(0:04:12.12)
▶ Sunraku : Oh, no one's here.	(0:04:15.73)
▶ Sunraku : Mom, one of your butterflies got out.	(0:04:27.30)
▶ Sunraku : Heading out!	(0:04:33.65)
▶ Psyger-0 : E-Excuse me... Hizutome-kun...	(0:05:00.26)
▶ Psyger-0 : Wh-What have you been up to?	(0:05:03.57)
▶ Psyger-0 : Th-That's not what I meant!	(0:05:06.74)
▶ Psyger-0 : I meant to ask... what game are you playing?	(0:05:07.95)
▶ Psyger-0 : Oh, really? The truth is, I also—	(0:05:12.44)
▶ Psyger-0 : Okay!	(0:05:19.08)
▶ Psyger-0 : Hizu—	(0:05:30.68)
▶ Sunraku : Heya.	(0:05:32.59)
▶ Sunraku : As a matter of fact...	(0:05:35.09)
▶ Sunraku : Listen to this, man! Talk about a nightmare...	(0:05:36.75)
▶ Sunraku : Trashiest trash game ever...	(0:05:40.12)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : Summer vacation starts tomorrow, then?	(0:05:52.84)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : That should bring in some business, I'll bet.	(0:05:56.79)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : Come on in!	(0:06:01.42)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : Oh, Rei-chan!	(0:06:02.40)
▶ Psyger-0 : Hello, there!	(0:06:05.57)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : On the way back from practice?	(0:06:08.93)
▶ Psyger-0 : Yes.	(0:06:10.43)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : Sorry, but he's not here today, either.	(0:06:15.06)
▶ Psyger-0 : O-Oh, I just came to look at the games—	(0:06:18.73)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : C'mon, I know you too well for that little act.	(0:06:21.16)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : Aw, you lucky girl!	(0:06:25.44)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : Oh, to be young and in love!	(0:06:27.76)
▶ Psyger-0 : M-Mana-san!	(0:06:29.32)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : He's been trying to crack an extra-special trash game,	(0:06:31.31)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : so he hasn't been by in a while.	(0:06:34.83)
▶ Psyger-0 : ＂Extra-special＂?	(0:06:37.39)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : That one there's his latest.	(0:06:38.97)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : Failia Chronicle .	(0:06:40.79)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : It might take him a bit longer yet.	(0:06:42.83)
▶ Psyger-0 : Oh, Faeria Chronicle Online ...	(0:06:44.71)
▶ Psyger-0 : My sister told me about that one.	(0:06:47.93)
▶ Psyger-0 : She said it was really hard!	(0:06:49.89)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : It's a legendary trash game.	(0:06:51.80)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : Miserable ally AI,	(0:06:54.36)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : utterly absurd enemy attack patterns,	(0:06:56.68)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : and more bugs in the code than you can shake a stick at.	(0:06:59.35)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : I hear you need serious skills to even beat the first boss.	(0:07:02.99)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : It's caused tons of players to throw their headsets in frustration!	(0:07:06.78)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : On top of that, I've heard	(0:07:10.70)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : you gotta fight the final boss in board shorts and a mask!	(0:07:12.69)
▶ Psyger-0 : Why in the world would you do that?	(0:07:16.44)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : No idea.	(0:07:18.13)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : I assume it's an efficiency thing or something.	(0:07:19.10)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : So? Are you making progress, Rei-chan?	(0:07:22.73)
▶ Psyger-0 : Yes. I am, but—	(0:07:25.07)
▶ Sunraku : Got any decent trash games in?	(0:07:28.77)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : Hey! Been a while, Hizutome-kun!	(0:07:32.08)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : Oh?	(0:07:35.13)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : And... she's gone.	(0:07:36.32)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : Oh, nothing.	(0:07:39.27)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : Wait, did you beat Failia already?	(0:07:41.32)
▶ Sunraku : You bet!	(0:07:44.34)
▶ Sunraku : I took that sucker down!	(0:07:45.62)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : How was it?	(0:07:47.32)
▶ Sunraku : It was a spectacular pile of garbage!	(0:07:48.55)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : Glad to hear it.	(0:07:51.81)
▶ Sunraku : The biggest pile of garbage was that female lead.	(0:07:53.61)
▶ Sunraku : Her name's ＂Faeria,＂ and she ticked me off to no end!	(0:07:56.49)
▶ Sunraku : She's the cause of pretty much every problem you run into on the journey,	(0:07:59.91)
▶ Sunraku : and then she makes the situation worse and gets villagers and party members killed!	(0:08:02.87)
▶ Faeria : Oh, no! I hit him!	(0:08:09.19)
▶ Sunraku : What the hell is your problem?!	(0:08:11.12)
▶ Sunraku : What are you even doing in that carriage?!	(0:08:12.87)
▶ Faeria : Curse you, dark lord!	(0:08:15.84)
▶ Faeria : He's the reason all of this is happening!	(0:08:17.35)
▶ Sunraku : She always finds a way to blame it all on the last boss!	(0:08:22.19)
▶ Sunraku : That guy didn't do squat!	(0:08:25.44)
▶ Sunraku : You're the real problem here!	(0:08:26.77)
▶ Sunraku : The same thing happens anywhere you go,	(0:08:28.60)
▶ Sunraku : but if you give her even the tiniest little shove to vent your annoyance...	(0:08:30.31)
▶ Faeria : Now I'm mad!	(0:08:33.16)
▶ Faeria : I'm not going anywhere with you!	(0:08:34.31)
▶ Sunraku : She refuses to move the story along!	(0:08:37.41)
▶ Sunraku : The autosave locks you into that state of affairs,	(0:08:39.61)
▶ Sunraku : and it takes three freaking hours to get back in her good graces!	(0:08:41.32)
▶ Sunraku : Then there's this, that, and the other thing...	(0:08:43.46)
▶ Sunraku : Just thinking about it ticks me off again!	(0:08:46.24)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : I'm impressed you didn't throw in the towel.	(0:08:49.14)
▶ Sunraku : Oh, but you see, that's how they get you!	(0:08:51.55)
▶ Sunraku : In the three minutes between beating the final boss and before the credits start rolling,	(0:08:53.37)
▶ Sunraku : I guess because it's technically a cutscene,	(0:08:57.27)
▶ Sunraku : you can beat the crap out of Faeria without fear of reprisal!	(0:08:59.29)
▶ Sunraku : It's so ironic. The more Faeria annoys you,	(0:09:03.15)
▶ Sunraku : the more determined you become to brave that hell	(0:09:06.08)
▶ Sunraku : to experience that three minutes of heaven.	(0:09:08.18)
▶ Sunraku : But when that moment finally arrives...	(0:09:11.52)
▶ Sunraku : It's as if all that's wiped away!	(0:09:15.58)
▶ Sunraku : You feel like you understand why you were put on this Earth.	(0:09:18.36)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : Glad to hear you had fun.	(0:09:20.53)
▶ Sunraku : But since Failia turned out to be such a remarkable trash pile,	(0:09:22.57)
▶ Sunraku : I can't think of what to follow it up with.	(0:09:26.67)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : In that case,	(0:09:32.96)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : why not play something that's not a trash game for once?	(0:09:34.82)
▶ Sunraku : Not a trash game?	(0:09:37.46)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : Experiencing the lows in life can help you appreciate the highs.	(0:09:39.81)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : The reverse is true, as well.	(0:09:43.75)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : The fully immersive VR game with over 30 million players...	(0:09:45.89)
▶ Sunraku : Shangri-La Frontier ?	(0:09:53.17)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : It can be fun to try things designed for mass appeal now and then.	(0:10:01.02)
▶ Mana Iwamaki : Right?	(0:10:05.56)
▶ Sunraku : The opposite of a trash game...	(0:10:09.07)
▶ Sunraku : A real god-tier game, huh?	(0:10:11.53)
▶ Sunraku : Shangri-La Frontier , AKA .	(0:10:20.74)
▶ Sunraku : It went on the market last spring	(0:10:24.53)
▶ Sunraku : and set a Guinness World Record for simultaneous player log-ins.	(0:10:27.34)
▶ Sunraku : The concept is...	(0:10:35.55)
▶ Sunraku : A colony fleet that came from space died out,	(0:10:37.97)
▶ Sunraku : but not before leaving a new society behind.	(0:10:41.08)
▶ Sunraku : Thousands of years later,	(0:10:44.63)
▶ Sunraku : the PCs are living their lives at roughly medieval tech levels.	(0:10:46.96)
▶ Sunraku : A setup that allows for effortless inclusion of sci-fi elements...	(0:10:53.03)
▶ Sunraku : Unlike Failia , which is so bad	(0:10:56.66)
▶ Sunraku : the haters find themselves desperately searching for redeeming features,	(0:10:58.38)
▶ Sunraku : this game is so beloved that its few haters	(0:11:01.98)
▶ Sunraku : are completely drowned out by tens of thousands of fans.	(0:11:04.33)
▶ Sunraku : If SLF was produced in-house at UES,	(0:11:44.01)
▶ Sunraku : there's no way it can be bad.	(0:11:47.55)
▶ Sunraku : How long's it been since I played something that wasn't a trash game?	(0:11:50.62)
▶ Sunraku : I did log in, right?	(0:11:59.01)
▶ Sunraku : Looks like I pick my job first.	(0:12:07.47)
▶ Sunraku : Wow, look at that!	(0:12:11.23)
▶ Sunraku : How many kinds are there?	(0:12:13.03)
▶ Sunraku : A twinblade mercenary sounds pretty flexible.	(0:12:18.39)
▶ Sunraku : Next, origin...	(0:12:22.32)
▶ Sunraku : ＂Wanderer＂ builds defense slowly, but gets bonuses to luck.	(0:12:26.49)
▶ Sunraku : Luck affects your critical chance and item drop rate in this game, so I'll take that.	(0:12:31.15)
▶ Sunraku : Next, to design my character!	(0:12:35.78)
▶ Sunraku : Wow, I can even choose race and body type!	(0:12:37.82)
▶ Sunraku : I can even start the game with accessories?!	(0:12:40.15)
▶ Sunraku : Chill out, man!	(0:12:46.16)
▶ Sunraku : You've been so poisoned by those super-limited trash games,	(0:12:47.41)
▶ Sunraku : you're getting blown away by silly minor stuff!	(0:12:50.51)
▶ Sunraku : Okay!	(0:12:52.78)
▶ Sunraku : Time to go hardcore on character design for the first time in forever!	(0:12:53.90)
▶ Sunraku : If I wanna hide my face...	(0:13:34.84)
▶ Sunraku : This mask's my only option, huh?	(0:13:37.38)
▶ Sunraku : Still, in a big-time game like this,	(0:13:39.32)
▶ Sunraku : it'd be pretty awkward to play half-naked if everyone could see my face.	(0:13:41.20)
▶ Sunraku : Player name... Sunraku.	(0:13:49.07)
▶ Sunraku : Okay! All ready to go.	(0:14:03.75)
▶ Sunraku : Hey, a prologue.	(0:14:08.03)
▶ Sunraku : Let's skip that...	(0:14:10.37)
▶ Sunraku : Okay, show me the power	(0:14:17.00)
▶ Sunraku : of a god-tier game!	(0:14:20.08)
▶ Sunraku : A forest?	(0:14:44.11)
▶ Sunraku : Awesome!	(0:15:00.45)
▶ Sunraku : Moving around feels pretty much like real life!	(0:15:01.98)
▶ Sunraku : I can run!	(0:15:10.99)
▶ Sunraku : I can grab!	(0:15:12.93)
▶ Sunraku : I can climb!	(0:15:14.30)
▶ Sunraku : Failia was so awkward to move around in...	(0:15:18.95)
▶ Sunraku : Actually, it feels like an insult to compare them.	(0:15:22.34)
▶ Sunraku : Whoa! It's huge!	(0:15:26.51)
▶ Sunraku : So this is the world of SLF ...	(0:15:37.65)
▶ Sunraku : So... where am I, exactly?	(0:15:45.92)
▶ Sunraku : Don't games like these usually start you off in a tutorial town for beginners?	(0:15:48.41)
▶ Sunraku : This starter map looks pretty basic.	(0:16:04.29)
▶ Sunraku : Let's see...	(0:16:07.93)
▶ Sunraku : This is ＂The Rampant Forest,＂	(0:16:09.56)
▶ Sunraku : and to the west is the starting town, ＂Firstia.＂	(0:16:12.55)
▶ Sunraku : Guess that's it.	(0:16:18.91)
▶ Sunraku : Okay, I'll head roughly in that direction while I check things out!	(0:16:20.17)
▶ Sunraku : I can even land properly!	(0:16:27.89)
▶ Sunraku : I know this stuff should go without saying,	(0:16:30.18)
▶ Sunraku : but actually getting to play it feels so good!	(0:16:32.61)
▶ Sunraku : Vitality: 3.	(0:16:36.69)
▶ Sunraku : Figures I'd have low defense with the half-naked thing going on...	(0:16:38.44)
▶ Sunraku : We'll have to see how far that high luck stat gets me.	(0:16:41.60)
▶ Sunraku : Right as I start playing?!	(0:16:55.13)
▶ Sunraku : A Goblin, huh?	(0:16:58.47)
▶ Sunraku : In that case...	(0:17:00.63)
▶ Sunraku : Let's see what this combat engine's made of!	(0:17:02.70)
▶ Sunraku : Wow, a one-hit kill?	(0:17:28.23)
▶ Sunraku : But it's just a scrub enemy in the intro, I guess.	(0:17:30.21)
▶ Sunraku : Hey, I leveled up!	(0:17:32.81)
▶ Sunraku : Says it can be dual-wielded, so it's an option...	(0:17:38.17)
▶ Sunraku : But its durability is already down to half.	(0:17:41.50)
▶ Sunraku : Probably won't last much longer, then.	(0:17:44.02)
▶ Sunraku : Monster weaknesses, patterns, and item drops...	(0:17:51.21)
▶ Sunraku : There's a lot to learn here.	(0:17:55.39)
▶ Sunraku : Trash game or god-tier game, you get this feeling everywhere...	(0:17:57.97)
▶ Sunraku : The elation of diving head-first into a new world...	(0:18:02.97)
▶ Sunraku : You just can't get that in real life!	(0:18:06.45)
▶ Sunraku : Okay, let's not forget to enjoy this!	(0:18:10.23)
▶ Sunraku : Well, would you look at that?	(0:18:30.22)
▶ Sunraku : One hit from that could put me down.	(0:18:32.73)
▶ Sunraku : One critical won't do it for this one, huh?!	(0:18:54.02)
▶ Sunraku : Is this all you've got, god-tier game?	(0:19:02.88)
▶ Sunraku : If you go for the neck with every single pass,	(0:19:05.79)
▶ Sunraku : I'm gonna figure out what you're doing.	(0:19:08.35)
▶ Sunraku : Look at all that EXP!	(0:19:13.11)
▶ Sunraku : He was a tough little guy, huh?	(0:19:14.39)
▶ Sunraku : No weapon drops, though, huh?	(0:19:17.16)
▶ Sunraku : I wanted that knife! I bet it's powerful as heck!	(0:19:19.09)
▶ Sunraku : ＂Condition Achieved＂?	(0:19:24.81)
▶ Sunraku : I can learn skills by taking certain actions, huh?	(0:19:27.09)
▶ Sunraku : Hey, yeah, I haven't used any skills yet...	(0:19:30.73)
▶ Sunraku : This game's pretty well designed.	(0:19:34.07)
▶ Sunraku : Since a player's own skill supplements your dodges and parries,	(0:19:37.23)
▶ Sunraku : I can fight pretty well against even higher-level enemies.	(0:19:40.71)
▶ Sunraku : That makes me wanna try a bunch of different fighting styles!	(0:19:44.11)
▶ Sunraku : Hang on!	(0:19:48.33)
▶ Sunraku : Have I been played this whole time without encountering a single bug?!	(0:19:49.11)
▶ Sunraku : Awesome! That's a god-tier game for you!	(0:20:00.58)
▶ Sunraku : I honestly wasn't sure if I could enjoy a bug-free game after all this time,	(0:20:04.51)
▶ Sunraku : but I can really have a good time with this!	(0:20:08.67)
▶ Sunraku : I guess they don't call it ＂god-tier＂ for nothing!	(0:20:11.87)
▶ Sunraku : Okay!	(0:20:15.61)
▶ Sunraku : I'm gonna get me a tough bunny's kitchen knife!	(0:20:16.90)
▶ Sunraku : Where are you, bunny?!	(0:20:20.65)
▶ Sunraku : That skill's kinda crummy.	(0:20:39.63)
▶ Sunraku : The big flashy swing leaves me open for too long.	(0:20:41.61)
▶ Sunraku : Hey, finally leveled again.	(0:20:45.02)
▶ Sunraku : I should probably allocate my stat points already...	(0:20:47.01)
▶ Sunraku : I wish that Vorpal Bunny thing had a higher spawn rate, though...	(0:20:53.96)
▶ Sunraku : Guess it was a rare enemy, huh?	(0:20:59.40)
▶ Sunraku : It took me forever to get a matching set of those knives!	(0:21:01.98)
▶ Sunraku : Since I beat about fifty of 'em...	(0:21:09.09)
▶ Sunraku : I guess that's a drop rate of about 5 percent or so?	(0:21:11.15)
▶ Sunraku : This thing's pretty darn rare, huh?	(0:21:14.60)
▶ Sunraku : They've got better stats than the Mercenary Twinblade,	(0:21:16.66)
▶ Sunraku : so I'd better take good care of 'em.	(0:21:19.29)
▶ Sunraku : And I learned a few new skills...	(0:21:21.49)
▶ Sunraku : But Screw Pierce seems like the only useful one.	(0:21:24.43)
▶ Sunraku : The others seem more ＂better than nothing＂ tier.	(0:21:27.39)
▶ Sunraku : Still, I'm not gonna gain any more levels with the scrub-tier monsters around here.	(0:21:30.97)
▶ Sunraku : I'd better move on.	(0:21:35.79)
▶ Sunraku : I've strayed pretty far away from the starting town, huh?	(0:21:38.75)
▶ Sunraku : At this point, I'm a lot closer to the next one, Secondale.	(0:21:41.90)
▶ Sunraku : To get to Secondale...	(0:21:46.52)
▶ Sunraku : I've gotta cross this bridge over the ravine, huh?	(0:21:48.17)
▶ Sunraku : Aha, I see.	(0:22:01.09)
▶ Sunraku : I gotta beat you if I wanna cross. Is that it?	(0:22:07.59)
▶ Sunraku : Sounds good to me.	(0:22:16.56)
▶ Sunraku : Looks like I've got me a real challenge at last.	(0:22:18.28)
▶ Sunraku : Soloing a boss meant for a party, huh?	(0:22:22.07)
▶ Sunraku : With the great ratings SLF gets,	(0:22:25.74)
▶ Sunraku : it probably won't be dishing out any silly bug attacks.	(0:22:28.29)
▶ Sunraku : A snake monster's attacks usually consist of...	(0:22:30.91)
▶ Sunraku : Coil, bite, tail swipe, swallow, venom...	(0:22:33.92)
▶ Sunraku : That should be all.	(0:22:36.91)
▶ Sunraku : With an avatar that actually moves the way I want it to,	(0:22:38.58)
▶ Sunraku : I don't need defenses to beat you!	(0:22:41.51)
▶ Sunraku : Give me something to enjoy here,	(0:22:44.21)
▶ Sunraku : SLF !	(0:22:47.49)
▶ Emul : Mini!	(0:23:46.48)
▶ Psyger-0 : H-Hello, there!	(0:23:52.73)
▶ Psyger-0 : I'm Psyger-0!	(0:23:54.33)
▶ Psyger-0 : I'd like to show you the prologue text that rolls at the start of Shangri-La Frontier ,	(0:23:55.91)
▶ Psyger-0 : which Hizutome-kun skipped!	(0:24:00.60)
▶ Psyger-0 : Take it away!	(0:24:03.01)
▶ Psyger-0 : Divine? Divinity?	(0:24:59.26)
▶ Psyger-0 : There's so much intriguing jargon, isn't there?	(0:25:01.07)
▶ Psyger-0 : Well, see you again soon!	(0:25:03.43)
▶ Psyger-0 : Bye-bye!	(0:25:05.55)
▶ Emul : Mini!	(0:25:12.80)
▶ Faeria : Oh, no! I hit him!	(0:25:17.05)
▶ Sunraku : What the hell is your problem?!	(0:25:19.69)
▶ Sunraku : What are you even doing in that carriage?!	(0:25:21.19)
▶ Sunraku : I told you to wait on the dang bench!	(0:25:23.08)
▶ Faeria : Curse you, dark lord!	(0:25:27.58)
▶ Faeria : He's the reason all of this is happening!	(0:25:29.10)
▶ Sunraku : But this is all your fault!	(0:25:31.99)
▶ Faeria : Now I'm mad!	(0:25:35.30)
▶ Faeria : I'm not going anywhere with you!	(0:25:36.71)
▶ Sunraku : You're the one who causes all the problems,	(0:25:38.47)
▶ Sunraku : and I'm the one fighting, not you!	(0:25:40.35)

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