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Kagami Hiiragi : Right? (0:01:31.09)
Kagami Hiiragi : Doesn't it stink? (0:01:31.80)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Sure does! (0:01:33.14)
Tadao Hiiragi : Golden Week's almost over... (0:01:35.34)
Tadao Hiiragi : Did you already take care of your homework? (0:01:37.98)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Not yet, actually... (0:01:41.93)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : You know how you can't help having fun on long vacations? (0:01:44.60)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : We're in trouble now! (0:01:48.11)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Right, onee-chan? (0:01:49.86)
Kagami Hiiragi : Sorry. (0:01:51.31)
Kagami Hiiragi : I'm almost done. (0:01:52.11)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : But you've been playing with me the whole time... (0:01:54.86)
Kagami Hiiragi : Thanks for the food. (0:02:16.03)
Kagami Hiiragi : I have a
question about this part...
(0:02:21.57)
Matsuri Hiiragi : How would I know
the answers if you don't?
(0:02:23.21)
Kagami Hiiragi : Aren't you in college?! (0:02:26.21)
Miki Hiiragi : Go wake up Tsukasa already. (0:02:29.79)
Kagami Hiiragi : No way. (0:02:31.92)
Kagami Hiiragi : She's not gonna wake up. (0:02:32.63)
Miki Hiiragi : Wake up already! (0:02:34.88)
Kagami Hiiragi : Otou-san and the others sure are late. (0:02:37.88)
Matsuri Hiiragi : Didn't he have a
groundbreaking
ceremony this morning?
(0:02:39.88)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : What... (0:02:42.18)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...time is it? (0:02:43.39)
Tadao Hiiragi : I'm home. (0:02:43.72)
Miki Hiiragi : It's already noon. (0:02:44.40)
Kagami Hiiragi : Welcome home. (0:02:45.73)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Good morning... (0:02:47.81)
Kagami Hiiragi : It's already past noon. (0:02:49.15)
Matsuri Hiiragi : I can't believe how
you can sleep so much.
(0:02:50.53)
Kagami Hiiragi : Did you see the special final episode of Apron of Love last night? (0:02:53.88)
Konata Izumi : Nope. (0:02:56.82)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I fell asleep halfway through. (0:02:57.74)
Kagami Hiiragi : You were asleep? (0:02:59.44)
Kagami Hiiragi : It got really crazy! (0:03:00.72)
Kagami Hiiragi : A guy balanced a red wash basin on top of his head at the end! (0:03:02.77)
Miki Hiiragi : Kagami! (0:03:15.52)
Miki Hiiragi : You have a call from Miyuki-chan! (0:03:16.77)
Kagami Hiiragi : Okay. (0:03:19.03)
Miyuki Takara : Would you like to hold a study
session for checking homework answers?
(0:03:20.24)
Kagami Hiiragi : Sounds great! (0:03:25.03)
Kagami Hiiragi : Let's do that! (0:03:25.75)
Miki Hiiragi : Kagami! (0:03:26.78)
Miki Hiiragi : You have a call from Konata-chan! (0:03:27.79)
Konata Izumi : How about we do a study session for finishing off homework? (0:03:30.58)
Kagami Hiiragi : Wait one sec! (0:03:33.84)
Kagami Hiiragi : You're just going to copy my answers, aren't you?! (0:03:34.72)
Konata Izumi : So let me copy your homework. (0:03:37.32)
Kagami Hiiragi : Right to the point, huh? (0:03:40.01)
Kagami Hiiragi : You can copy them... (0:03:41.95)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...but if you don't do the homework yourself... (0:03:43.85)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...you'll totally bomb the test after vacation. (0:03:45.37)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : You're right... (0:03:48.64)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : We'll only end up hurting ourselves... (0:03:50.35)
Konata Izumi : I'm good at winging stuff the night before, so I'll be fine. (0:03:52.64)
Konata Izumi : So let me copy. (0:03:55.44)
Kagami Hiiragi : At least pretend to be guilty! (0:03:56.20)
Miyuki Takara : I'm sorry to intrude. (0:04:00.03)
Kagami Hiiragi : Oh, welcome! (0:04:01.05)
Konata Izumi : Welcome! (0:04:01.49)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Welcome! (0:04:01.49)
Miyuki Takara : Oh. (0:04:03.06)
Miyuki Takara : Are you also here to study, Izumi-san? (0:04:03.72)
Kagami Hiiragi : No. (0:04:05.70)
Konata Izumi : She's just copying. (0:04:06.21)
Kagami Hiiragi : Anyway... (0:04:08.45)
Kagami Hiiragi : You've barely touched it. (0:04:09.42)
Kagami Hiiragi : What were you doing during break? (0:04:11.91)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Um... (0:04:14.83)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Twenty-three pages of math... (0:04:17.19)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Twenty pages
of world history...
(0:04:19.16)
Konata Izumi : Finally made it to
the Imperial Gate.
(0:04:20.07)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Thirty pages of English... (0:04:20.91)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : We have five days of vacation. (0:04:24.28)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Assuming five
hours spent a day...
(0:04:26.58)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : No, four hours... (0:04:27.79)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : That means 1.15
pages of math an hour.
(0:04:30.33)
Konata Izumi : Getting a lot more
experience than I expected.
(0:04:34.50)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Oh no! (0:04:35.46)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I haven't done any work today! (0:04:36.58)
Konata Izumi : Wonder how much
more I need for a level.
(0:04:38.54)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Um... (0:04:39.04)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I have three days left... (0:04:40.34)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : So let's go
with six hours a day?
(0:04:41.97)
Konata Izumi : Found a loincloth! (0:04:42.71)
EXTRA : Nobody remembers
the name of the guy
who spent ten years...
(0:04:44.67)
EXTRA : ...watching over new workers. (0:04:47.01)
Konata Izumi : This is starting to
get really slow.
(0:04:47.26)
Konata Izumi : It's Yutaka. (0:04:49.40)
Konata Izumi : Well, I'm almost maxed out. (0:04:50.31)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Two days left! (0:04:50.60)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : If I cram for the last two days... (0:04:51.81)
Konata Izumi : So all that's left is... (0:04:53.36)
Tadao Hiiragi : Golden Week's almost over... (0:04:54.56)
Tadao Hiiragi : Did you already take
care of your homework?
(0:04:57.36)
Konata Izumi : How about we do a
study session for
finishing off homework?
(0:05:00.56)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I wanted to do everything just as planned... (0:05:04.05)
Kagami Hiiragi : Mission failed. (0:05:07.47)
Konata Izumi : Shouldn't have even bothered. (0:05:08.93)
Kagami Hiiragi : You're even worse! (0:05:10.52)
Kagami Hiiragi : So she ended up doing it herself, huh? (0:05:20.73)
Kagami Hiiragi : I guess she's still a hard-working girl deep down. (0:05:24.13)
Kagami Hiiragi : But her accuracy rate is too much for me to bear! (0:05:30.89)
Kagami Hiiragi : Horrible. (0:05:33.79)
Kagami Hiiragi : Just too horrible! (0:05:34.50)
Nanako Kuroi : Hey! (0:05:35.69)
Nanako Kuroi : Did you all have a fun vacation? (0:05:37.13)
Nanako Kuroi : Then again... (0:05:39.09)
Nanako Kuroi : You had bunches of homework... (0:05:40.15)
Nanako Kuroi : ...and a test right after vacation... (0:05:41.74)
Nanako Kuroi : ...so you couldn't have been having fun the whole time. (0:05:43.89)
Minoru Shiraishi : It barely felt like a vacation. (0:05:47.05)
Nanako Kuroi : So sad. (0:05:49.77)
Nanako Kuroi : Too bad, but I didn't let anything worry me and played around! (0:05:50.64)
Konata Izumi : Sensei. (0:05:52.62)
Konata Izumi : I also didn't let anything worry me and played around! (0:05:54.06)
Nanako Kuroi : Oi! (0:05:56.27)
Kagami Hiiragi : Aren't these things designed so you can never get anything? (0:05:58.48)
Konata Izumi : Depends on what you're going for. (0:06:02.61)
Konata Izumi : Some things are especially hard to grab. (0:06:03.95)
Kagami Hiiragi : Right? (0:06:06.86)
Kagami Hiiragi : I could never bring myself to touch one of these machines. (0:06:07.79)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Incredible! (0:06:14.10)
Konata Izumi : Nah. (0:06:15.29)
Konata Izumi : I already knew this one was gettable. (0:06:16.00)
Kagami Hiiragi : So maybe... (0:06:18.81)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...if I went after that one... (0:06:19.71)
Konata Izumi : I might actually get it. (0:06:21.88)
Konata Izumi : Is that what you're thinking? (0:06:23.42)
Kagami Hiiragi : Nope! No way! (0:06:25.42)
Kagami Hiiragi : B-But... (0:06:27.57)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...I guess I'll give it a try. (0:06:28.83)
Konata Izumi : So you wanna. (0:06:30.11)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Onee-chan go for it! (0:06:31.00)
Kagami Hiiragi : Thought I had it... (0:06:37.31)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Too bad... (0:06:38.94)
Kagami Hiiragi : Huh? (0:06:42.44)
Kagami Hiiragi : No way! (0:06:48.15)
Kagami Hiiragi : Why?! (0:06:49.22)
Konata Izumi : A great person once said... (0:06:50.11)
Konata Izumi : ...that a UFO catcher is like a piggy bank. (0:06:51.91)
Kagami Hiiragi : Smart guy... (0:06:54.37)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Not again! (0:06:59.39)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : No! (0:07:00.06)
EXTRA : Here are your scores! (0:07:03.94)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I was hopeless... (0:07:04.27)
EXTRA : You achieved Taiko Rank 1! (0:07:05.53)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Kona-chan, you've a great sense of rhythm. (0:07:06.96)
EXTRA : You achieved Taiko Rank 5! (0:07:07.53)
Konata Izumi : Nah. (0:07:09.08)
Konata Izumi : It's got nothing to do with rhythm. (0:07:09.45)
Konata Izumi : The skills you pick up from gaming
are usually useless in everyday life.
(0:07:11.68)
Kagami Hiiragi : I can see that clearly when I look at you. (0:07:16.73)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Kona-chan, you're so strong! (0:07:38.54)
Konata Izumi : Pretty much. (0:07:40.21)
Kagami Hiiragi : How much time has she spent on this thing? (0:07:41.42)
Nanako Kuroi : Izumi? (0:07:44.42)
Nanako Kuroi : Is Izumi absent today? (0:07:46.79)
EXTRA : Kuroi-sensei. (0:07:48.84)
EXTRA : You have a call from Izumi-san. (0:07:49.97)
Nanako Kuroi : Yes. (0:07:52.09)
Nanako Kuroi : This is Kuroi speaking. (0:07:52.64)
Konata Izumi : Teacher, I'm terribly sorry... (0:07:54.43)
Konata Izumi : ...but I need to take a sick day... (0:07:55.94)
Nanako Kuroi : Oh Izumi? That's unusual. (0:07:58.02)
Nanako Kuroi : Is it a cold? (0:08:00.02)
Konata Izumi : No. (0:08:00.58)
Konata Izumi : It's a bad case of May sickness. (0:08:01.44)
Konata Izumi : I can barely move... (0:08:03.31)
Nanako Kuroi : Hurry up and get here, now! (0:08:05.21)
Kagami Hiiragi : Hey! (0:08:09.32)
Kagami Hiiragi : We're leaving. (0:08:10.28)
Kagami Hiiragi : Why is your bag so full? (0:08:13.78)
Konata Izumi : Testing starts tomorrow... (0:08:16.87)
Konata Izumi : ...so I have to take everything home for an all-nighter. (0:08:18.72)
Kagami Hiiragi : Don't tell me... (0:08:21.75)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...you kept all your books here? (0:08:22.75)
Kagami Hiiragi : Honestly... (0:08:25.71)
Kagami Hiiragi : Waiting till the day before a test to take your textbooks home... (0:08:26.72)
Kagami Hiiragi : You'll never make it in time! (0:08:29.76)
Konata Izumi : But I've always made it through like this. (0:08:31.84)
Kagami Hiiragi : You sure sound confident. (0:08:34.24)
Kagami Hiiragi : Well. (0:08:36.31)
Kagami Hiiragi : Show me how far you can go with that. (0:08:36.73)
Nanako Kuroi : Okay! (0:08:48.98)
Nanako Kuroi : I'll return the tests you took the other day. (0:08:49.86)
Kagami Hiiragi : So-so, I guess. (0:08:54.49)
Kagami Hiiragi : How was it? (0:08:55.88)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : It's like, it didnt work out... (0:08:57.24)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Even though I worked hard. (0:08:59.00)
Kagami Hiiragi : Well, now... (0:09:00.66)
Kagami Hiiragi : What about Miss All-nighter? (0:09:01.42)
Konata Izumi : Thanks to you, just fine! (0:09:02.70)
Kagami Hiiragi : Somehow that's just wrong! (0:09:03.96)
Konata Izumi : So tired... (0:09:10.48)
Konata Izumi : I don't feel like doing anything... (0:09:11.59)
Kagami Hiiragi : Come on. (0:09:13.60)
Kagami Hiiragi : Let's go. (0:09:14.22)
Kagami Hiiragi : But you still ended up wandering around with us, huh? (0:09:17.05)
Konata Izumi : Comp Festival! (0:09:20.85)
Konata Izumi : Discount on all QUO cards! (0:09:21.98)
Konata Izumi : Gotta collect 'em all! (0:09:23.55)
Konata Izumi : Okay. (0:09:25.06)
Konata Izumi : Time to get a job. (0:09:25.73)
Kagami Hiiragi : You're so easy to read. (0:09:27.10)
Kagami Hiiragi : Seriously... (0:09:31.15)
Kagami Hiiragi : I've never heard of anyone being absent for May sickness. (0:09:32.28)
Miyuki Takara : I can understand how she feels though. (0:09:36.16)
Konata Izumi : Doesn't it say sickness in the name? (0:09:38.16)
Konata Izumi : Shouldn't it count as a serious disease? (0:09:40.00)
Kagami Hiiragi : Do you seriously mean that? (0:09:41.87)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : What exactly is May sickness again? (0:09:45.04)
Kagami Hiiragi : Miyuki. (0:09:48.12)
Kagami Hiiragi : Tell her. (0:09:49.28)
Miyuki Takara : Let's see... (0:09:50.50)
Miyuki Takara : It begins with the feeling of achievement one experiences... (0:09:51.72)
Miyuki Takara : ...after accomplishing a major goal such
as getting into college or getting a new job.
(0:09:53.59)
Miyuki Takara : When new relationships beginning in
April don't work out as well as you'd like...
(0:09:56.89)
Miyuki Takara : ...you are unable to keep up with the gap
between the new life you imagined and reality.
(0:10:01.35)
Miyuki Takara : As a result, you feel helpless and weary. (0:10:06.27)
Miyuki Takara : So plain lethargy might not be considered May sickness... (0:10:09.64)
Kagami Hiiragi : Besides, it's got nothing to do with... (0:10:14.11)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...second-years in high school like us. (0:10:16.66)
Konata Izumi : I'm always pumped by the change of pace in spring. (0:10:18.54)
Kagami Hiiragi : Oh, really. (0:10:22.54)
Kagami Hiiragi : Still, while I'm not as bad as Konata... (0:10:24.03)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...I do feel unusually tired this time of year. (0:10:26.09)
Kagami Hiiragi : Once I'm home... (0:10:28.71)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...I can't bring myself to do homework. (0:10:30.30)
Konata Izumi : Me too! (0:10:32.42)
Kagami Hiiragi : Nobody's gonna comment? (0:10:36.88)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : What's wrong, Yuki-chan? You're sighing and stuff. (0:10:41.95)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Just like when I talked about contact lenses... (0:10:45.81)
Miyuki Takara : ...I'm embarrassed to talk about this too but... (0:10:48.07)
Miyuki Takara : ...the dentist scares me, so I've been avoiding going there... (0:10:50.53)
Miyuki Takara : ...and lately my cavity is getting worse. (0:10:52.95)
Miyuki Takara : It even hurts when I drink water. (0:10:55.63)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Isn't that... (0:11:01.32)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...normal? (0:11:02.83)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'm scared of them as well. (0:11:04.29)
Konata Izumi : But why did you avoid the
dentist until your teeth started hurting?
(0:11:06.03)
Miyuki Takara : Strangely enough... (0:11:15.34)
Miyuki Takara : Even though I knew it will be hard when my teeth starts to hurt... (0:11:16.72)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : For some reason you still don't want to go to the dentist, right? (0:11:19.72)
Miyuki Takara : When the pain first starts... (0:11:23.43)
Miyuki Takara : ...and while you can still bear the pain... (0:11:25.10)
Miyuki Takara : ...you tend to choose not to go. (0:11:27.15)
Konata Izumi : Is the dentist really that scary? (0:11:30.27)
Konata Izumi : I've never needed to go so I don't know. (0:11:32.32)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : You've never gone to one? (0:11:34.56)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'm so jealous. (0:11:36.11)
Miyuki Takara : There's that antiseptic smell in the dentist's office... (0:11:37.82)
Miyuki Takara : Or the tension you feel while you wait. (0:11:40.49)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Ooh! Ooh! (0:11:42.86)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : And don't forget the sound of the drills! (0:11:43.70)
Konata Izumi : Change Getter! (0:11:46.10)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : It's terrifying! (0:11:47.03)
Konata Izumi : But boys probably like to go to the dentist's, right? (0:11:48.74)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Why? (0:11:52.04)
Konata Izumi : Aren't drills like a man's romance? (0:11:52.51)
Konata Izumi : Dinosaur Empire! (0:11:55.08)
Konata Izumi : I've heard they love it when robots fight using drills as a weapon! (0:11:56.46)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : But they probably would not like having their teeth drilled... (0:12:03.38)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I've been wondering... (0:12:07.14)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Aren't the receptionists and assistants... (0:12:08.90)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...usually pretty ladies? (0:12:11.57)
Miyuki Takara : Now that you mention it, it does seem that way... (0:12:13.06)
Konata Izumi : Wonder why... (0:12:15.50)
Miyuki Takara : Perhaps it's one of their hiring criteria... (0:12:16.68)
Konata Izumi : Beautiful assistants and drills, huh? (0:12:20.11)
Miyuki Takara : That does indeed sound like something geared towards males. (0:12:30.04)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Then... (0:12:33.67)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : What would a dentist's office for females be like? (0:12:34.17)
Konata Izumi : First off, you'd have to get rid of that smell! (0:12:37.33)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : And switch the patient's chair for a soft and fluffy, auto-massaging recliner. (0:12:40.50)
Miyuki Takara : Then aromatherapy is a must as well, right? (0:12:45.68)
Miyuki Takara : And include a foot massage while you're being treated. (0:12:48.35)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Ah, that sounds nice. (0:12:53.10)
Konata Izumi : And to numb the pain, they let you play games. (0:12:54.28)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : A game might me a little hard to play... (0:12:58.49)
Miyuki Takara : But it's a good idea to distract you from the pain. (0:13:00.57)
Konata Izumi : Like putting headphones on and listening to music you like. (0:13:03.66)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Sounds good. (0:13:07.32)
Miyuki Takara : That would also be nice. (0:13:08.08)
Miyuki Takara : But I still don't like the dentist's. (0:13:14.20)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : That's true. (0:13:17.30)
Konata Izumi : What's this?! (0:13:18.44)
Kagami Hiiragi : What's wrong? (0:13:19.84)
Konata Izumi : Well... (0:13:20.89)
Konata Izumi : They're animating another series I like... (0:13:21.43)
Konata Izumi : ...but they're using a completely different cast from the drama CD. (0:13:24.14)
Kagami Hiiragi : Don't get it. (0:13:28.45)
Konata Izumi : Was this the work of a god yet again? (0:13:30.76)
Konata Izumi : Politics? (0:13:33.48)
Konata Izumi : Money? (0:13:34.15)
Kagami Hiiragi : I never buy drama CDs so... (0:13:34.98)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...as long as the voices match the original characters... (0:13:37.86)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...I'm fine with whoever they use. (0:13:39.49)
Konata Izumi : It doesn't work that way, Kagami. (0:13:41.66)
Konata Izumi : People who have gotten used to the drama CD... (0:13:43.95)
Konata Izumi : ...feel like something's wrong when they start watching the anime. (0:13:46.58)
Konata Izumi : And it takes quite a bit of time for the feeling to go away. (0:13:49.62)
Konata Izumi : Even so... (0:13:54.04)
Konata Izumi : ...there's one good thing that comes out of this. (0:13:54.92)
Kagami Hiiragi : What's that? (0:13:57.41)
Konata Izumi : Drama CD and anime. (0:13:58.26)
Konata Izumi : You can enjoy two different worlds through them. (0:13:59.84)
Konata Izumi : Same candy, but twice as tasty! (0:14:02.64)
Kagami Hiiragi : You're a strong customer, huh? (0:14:04.55)
EXTRA : Thank you very much! (0:14:07.22)
Konata Izumi : Well... (0:14:08.49)
Konata Izumi : One of us will be taking Miyuki-san's leftover nugget... (0:14:09.27)
Konata Izumi : Let's say it goes to whoever wins a staring contest. (0:14:14.72)
Kagami Hiiragi : Wha— (0:14:17.40)
Kagami Hiiragi : You're like a little kid. (0:14:17.98)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : A staring contest? (0:14:19.24)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : That sounds fun! (0:14:20.49)
Konata Izumi : Kagami's probably gonna lose. (0:14:21.65)
Kagami Hiiragi : Did you say something? (0:14:23.61)
Konata Izumi : Then let's go... (0:14:24.51)
Konata Izumi : It's a stare-down! (0:14:25.78)
Kagami Hiiragi : That was... (0:14:33.64)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...too much! (0:14:34.77)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Amazing... (0:14:36.11)
Kagami Hiiragi : You... (0:14:37.77)
Kagami Hiiragi : You didn't even look human! (0:14:38.65)
Konata Izumi : Hey, you guys are overreacting. (0:14:40.08)
Miyuki Takara : Sorry to have kept you waiting. (0:14:42.86)
Miyuki Takara : There was a long line for the restroom. (0:14:44.51)
Miyuki Takara : Did something happen? (0:14:46.67)
Kagami Hiiragi : Hey. (0:14:47.95)
Kagami Hiiragi : Show that face to Miyuki! (0:14:48.87)
Konata Izumi : I don't wanna. (0:14:51.41)
Kagami Hiiragi : Miyuki, it was incredible! (0:14:52.56)
Kagami Hiiragi : I've never seen anything like it! (0:14:54.21)
Konata Izumi : Well then... (0:14:57.10)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : It's amazing every time I see it! (0:15:02.83)
Miyuki Takara : That face may come in handy
during the talent stage of entrance exams.
(0:15:05.07)
Kagami Hiiragi : That's right, Konata! (0:15:09.40)
Kagami Hiiragi : Use that to apply to college. (0:15:10.81)
Kagami Hiiragi : I'm sure you'll get accepted! (0:15:12.25)
Konata Izumi : That doesn't really make me happy. (0:15:14.16)
Konata Izumi : There was this thing on TV about the average
number of books a person in Japan reads annually.
(0:15:16.54)
Konata Izumi : "Manga's are not allowed. Ordinary books only, please!"... (0:15:20.75)
Konata Izumi : ...is what they were saying. (0:15:24.00)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Well, manga is, you know... (0:15:25.13)
Konata Izumi : Do light novels count? (0:15:26.47)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'm not sure. (0:15:29.34)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Light novels should be okay I guess... (0:15:30.60)
Konata Izumi : What about picture books? (0:15:33.09)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Since they're called books, they might count... (0:15:36.64)
Konata Izumi : Also for the same fantasy genre... (0:15:39.43)
Konata Izumi : ...if you say that stuff like Harry Potter is normal... (0:15:41.24)
Konata Izumi : ...then everyone would nod in agreement. (0:15:43.50)
Konata Izumi : So what do you call a normal book? (0:15:45.86)
Konata Izumi : And the TV show ended by saying... (0:15:50.76)
Konata Izumi : ...how young people are veering away from reading on the whole. (0:15:53.37)
Konata Izumi : But nowadays, we use the net to look at all sorts of websites and blogs. (0:15:57.83)
Konata Izumi : So I think we have a higher percentage of reading, right? (0:16:01.25)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I get it, and then I don't... (0:16:06.71)
Kagami Hiiragi : Yo. (0:16:09.42)
Kagami Hiiragi : You two, lets go home! (0:16:09.97)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Wait a bit. (0:16:11.26)
Konata Izumi : Sorry. (0:16:13.01)
Konata Izumi : I can't go home with you guys. (0:16:13.68)
Kagami Hiiragi : Do you have something to do? (0:16:16.09)
Kagami Hiiragi : That's unusual. (0:16:17.69)
Konata Izumi : I started working. (0:16:19.26)
Kagami Hiiragi : Wait! (0:16:24.02)
Kagami Hiiragi : She actually got a job! (0:16:24.94)
Kagami Hiiragi : Is Comp Festival really that important?! (0:16:26.49)
Kagami Hiiragi : Anyway... (0:16:30.61)
Kagami Hiiragi : Konata sure surprised me. (0:16:31.70)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : She sure did. (0:16:33.70)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : She really got a job. (0:16:35.00)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I thought she was just joking. (0:16:37.29)
Kagami Hiiragi : That's also true... (0:16:39.72)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...but I was talking about how somebody actually hired her. (0:16:41.95)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Th-That's a little harsh... (0:16:44.96)
Kagami Hiiragi : Besides... (0:16:47.04)
Kagami Hiiragi : I can't even imagine her working diligently . (0:16:47.86)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Th-That's true... (0:16:51.39)
Kagami Hiiragi : I wonder where she's working. (0:16:53.09)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Maybe at a bookstore? (0:16:55.41)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Since she likes manga? (0:16:57.21)
EXTRA : Excuse me. (0:16:59.51)
EXTRA : I'd like this. (0:17:00.31)
Konata Izumi : Hold on. (0:17:00.77)
Konata Izumi : I'm busy right now. (0:17:01.81)
Konata Izumi : Got em! (0:17:06.12)
Kagami Hiiragi : I hope she doesn't get fired... (0:17:07.48)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Then how about a convenience store? (0:17:09.82)
EXTRA : Excuse me. (0:17:12.03)
EXTRA : I'd like this. (0:17:12.74)
Konata Izumi : Fourhundredninetyeightyen. (0:17:14.36)
Konata Izumi : Exactchange. (0:17:17.82)
Konata Izumi : Thankyoupleasecomeagain. (0:17:21.08)
Kagami Hiiragi : I can't see it. (0:17:23.25)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Then what about a fast food place? (0:17:24.46)
Konata Izumi : I'm smiling. What about it? (0:17:26.06)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I don't see it happening... (0:17:27.33)
Kagami Hiiragi : I guess that also eliminates a family restaurant. (0:17:28.76)
Konata Izumi : Welcome. (0:17:30.78)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Honestly, what is she doing? (0:17:32.38)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Maybe something like traffic survey? (0:17:35.67)
Kagami Hiiragi : No way. (0:17:37.27)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Video rental store? (0:17:38.18)
Kagami Hiiragi : I wonder... (0:17:39.44)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : A bar. (0:17:40.60)
Kagami Hiiragi : Nah that's not it. (0:17:41.40)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Pizza delivery. (0:17:42.48)
Kagami Hiiragi : No driver's license. (0:17:43.36)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Supermarket cashier. (0:17:44.48)
Kagami Hiiragi : Impossible. (0:17:45.73)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Cram school sensei. (0:17:46.23)
Kagami Hiiragi : Unthinkable. (0:17:47.15)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : A bread factory! (0:17:47.99)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : That leaves... (0:17:49.40)
Kagami Hiiragi : Let's ask her tomorrow. (0:17:52.07)
Kagami Hiiragi : Hey, Konata. (0:17:53.98)
Kagami Hiiragi : What kind of place are you working at? (0:17:55.03)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Tell us! (0:17:57.24)
Konata Izumi : Just an ordinary cosplay café. (0:18:00.32)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : It fits her so perfectly! (0:18:02.95)
Kagami Hiiragi : It fits her so perfectly! (0:18:02.95)
Kagami Hiiragi : But is that kind of place really okay? (0:18:04.79)
Akira Kogami : Morning luckies! (0:18:11.79)
Akira Kogami : I'm Kogami Akira! (0:18:13.68)
Akira Kogami : This is the second episode of Lucky Channel! (0:18:15.01)
Akira Kogami : Akira's going all-out! (0:18:17.43)
Akira Kogami : O-kay! (0:18:20.30)
Akira Kogami : Next to me... (0:18:21.27)
Akira Kogami : ...is a wonderful onii-san who will assist me. (0:18:22.39)
Akira Kogami : Shiraishi Minoru-san! (0:18:25.15)
Minoru Shiraishi : I'm Akira-sama's assistant, Shiraishi Minoru. (0:18:30.27)
Minoru Shiraishi : I'm just a beginner... (0:18:33.11)
Minoru Shiraishi : ...so I hope that you'll at least remember my name. (0:18:34.74)
Minoru Shiraishi : Yes. (0:18:37.12)
Akira Kogami : Clap. Clap. Clap. (0:18:37.59)
Akira Kogami : Okay! (0:18:39.51)
Akira Kogami : This segment's only just begun... (0:18:40.21)
Akira Kogami : ...but we already have an eruption of messages from everyone! (0:18:42.58)
Akira Kogami : Akira's super happy! (0:18:46.75)
Akira Kogami : Thanks you! (0:18:48.67)
Minoru Shiraishi : Man... (0:18:49.44)
Minoru Shiraishi : This is really something. (0:18:50.09)
Minoru Shiraishi : I guess this is... (0:18:52.01)
Minoru Shiraishi : ...an indication of Akira-sama's popularity. (0:18:52.80)
Minoru Shiraishi : Wha— (0:18:55.94)
Minoru Shiraishi : What? (0:18:57.10)
Akira Kogami : I saw it today. (0:18:58.06)
Minoru Shiraishi : Yes? (0:18:59.39)
Akira Kogami : You were in it, right? (0:19:00.02)
Akira Kogami : In the actual show. (0:19:01.30)
Akira Kogami : You were in it, weren't you? (0:19:02.89)
Minoru Shiraishi : Yes, they were gracious enough to put me in. (0:19:05.00)
Akira Kogami : Well whatever... (0:19:08.43)
Akira Kogami : Oh, yeah... (0:19:10.28)
Akira Kogami : What scene were you in again? (0:19:11.67)
Minoru Shiraishi : Uh, I believe... (0:19:14.23)
Minoru Shiraishi : ...scene 45 in part A. (0:19:15.95)
Minoru Shiraishi : The classroom scene right after vacation. (0:19:17.62)
Akira Kogami : Now I remember. (0:19:20.95)
Akira Kogami : You didn't have much of a presence so I forgot. (0:19:22.20)
Minoru Shiraishi : Well, I only had one line this time. (0:19:25.41)
Akira Kogami : What's that?! (0:19:28.08)
Akira Kogami : Not good enough for you?! (0:19:29.17)
Minoru Shiraishi : No! Absolutely not! (0:19:30.38)
Akira Kogami : Not sure a newbie should be acting that way. (0:19:32.42)
Akira Kogami : Y'know, back when I debuted... (0:19:35.38)
Minoru Shiraishi : Debuted? (0:19:39.38)
Minoru Shiraishi : How old were you then? (0:19:40.76)
Akira Kogami : Three. (0:19:42.68)
Akira Kogami : Back then, I was happy just to get any lines. (0:19:43.73)
Akira Kogami : Getting to speak isn't about the number of lines. (0:19:47.02)
Minoru Shiraishi : You're absolutely right. (0:19:49.00)
Minoru Shiraishi : My nerves were a wreck after
being surrounded by so many great senpais.
(0:19:50.11)
Minoru Shiraishi : It was an educational experience! (0:19:53.40)
Akira Kogami : You were pretty stiff, though. (0:19:54.82)
Akira Kogami : Stiff as a board. (0:19:57.07)
Akira Kogami : A complete amateur. (0:19:58.63)
Akira Kogami : Y'know. (0:20:00.19)
Akira Kogami : That was way too...you know... (0:20:01.33)
Akira Kogami : Try it again right here. (0:20:03.50)
Minoru Shiraishi : Here? (0:20:06.41)
Akira Kogami : There's a chance you'll appear again, right? (0:20:07.46)
Minoru Shiraishi : I suppose... (0:20:10.66)
Akira Kogami : Then you better practice a little, at least. (0:20:11.30)
Akira Kogami : I'm offering you help right here! (0:20:13.59)
Minoru Shiraishi : I understand now! (0:20:15.73)
Minoru Shiraishi : Please help me out! (0:20:16.63)
Akira Kogami : Gimme the script. (0:20:18.26)
Akira Kogami : Which cut was it again? (0:20:20.42)
Minoru Shiraishi : Cut 45. (0:20:22.06)
Akira Kogami : This one, huh? (0:20:24.68)
Akira Kogami : Then I'll play Kuroi-sensei. (0:20:25.28)
Minoru Shiraishi : Please do. (0:20:27.77)
Akira Kogami : Ready and... (0:20:28.71)
Akira Kogami : Action! (0:20:30.31)
Akira Kogami : Hey. (0:20:31.68)
Akira Kogami : Did you all have a fun vacation? (0:20:32.57)
Akira Kogami : Then again... (0:20:34.99)
Akira Kogami : You had b-b— (0:20:36.03)
Minoru Shiraishi : Bunches. (0:20:37.50)
Akira Kogami : Bunches of homework... (0:20:38.53)
Akira Kogami : ...and a test right after vacation... (0:20:39.66)
Akira Kogami : ...so you couldn't have been having fun the whole time. (0:20:41.87)
Minoru Shiraishi : It barely felt like a vacation. (0:20:45.20)
Akira Kogami : What was that? (0:20:50.79)
Akira Kogami : No good at all. (0:20:52.50)
Akira Kogami : That line had no feeling to it. (0:20:53.55)
Minoru Shiraishi : Feel— (0:20:55.97)
Akira Kogami : Here! (0:20:56.47)
Akira Kogami : Right here! (0:20:57.05)
Akira Kogami : You gotta make 'em feel it right here! (0:20:57.51)
Minoru Shiraishi : I'm sorry. (0:20:59.39)
Akira Kogami : If you're just gonna read your lines, a monkey could handle that. (0:21:00.14)
Minoru Shiraishi : A monkey can't... (0:21:03.22)
Akira Kogami : It's time to say goodbye! (0:21:08.39)
Akira Kogami : When you are happy... (0:21:10.52)
Akira Kogami : ...time really goes by quickly, right? (0:21:11.98)
Akira Kogami : And so... (0:21:14.32)
Akira Kogami : ...send us all sorts of questions and praise for me... (0:21:15.32)
Akira Kogami : ...as well as your opinion for the show, please☆! (0:21:18.50)
Minoru Shiraishi : We'll see you next time. (0:21:20.82)
Akira Kogami : See you! (0:21:22.74)
Akira Kogami : So yeah. (0:21:25.70)
Akira Kogami : What were the regulars like? (0:21:26.54)
Minoru Shiraishi : What do you mean? (0:21:28.12)
Akira Kogami : So...how do i put it... (0:21:29.62)
Akira Kogami : Is anyone's going to get knocked off? (0:21:31.13)
Akira Kogami : Don't they all hate each other or something? (0:21:32.71)
Minoru Shiraishi : No... (0:21:34.85)
Minoru Shiraishi : I don't think that's the case... (0:21:35.51)
Akira Kogami : Then how about you be considerate- (0:21:37.17)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Kona-chan, you're amazing! (0:21:41.21)
Miyuki Takara : You were very passionate. (0:21:43.05)
Kagami Hiiragi : Hey, Konata! (0:21:44.51)
Kagami Hiiragi : Are the other two songs like this too? (0:21:45.60)
Konata Izumi : There's anime stuff along with the SFX stuff. (0:21:48.34)
Kagami Hiiragi : That's not what I meant! (0:21:50.45)
Kagami Hiiragi : Sing something the rest of us know! (0:21:52.40)
Konata Izumi : We're free to sing whatever we want. (0:21:55.29)
Kagami Hiiragi : Let's see... (0:21:57.36)
Kagami Hiiragi : Here's the remote. (0:21:58.03)
Kagami Hiiragi : Come on, Tsukasa. (0:21:59.36)
Kagami Hiiragi : If you don't order a song... (0:22:00.45)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...we'll end up listening to her endless medley of anime songs. (0:22:01.41)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'm actually okay with that. (0:22:04.91)
Miyuki Takara : This is fun in its own way. (0:22:06.89)
Kagami Hiiragi : Even you, Miyuki?! (0:22:08.83)
Konata Izumi : Sorry if I block anyone's view. (0:22:10.93)
Konata Izumi : I'm gonna stand this time. (0:22:12.00)
Kagami Hiiragi : What are you up to now? (0:22:13.21)
Konata Izumi : If you don't stand up when you sing... (0:22:14.88)
Konata Izumi : ...your voice can't really come out. (0:22:16.05)
Kagami Hiiragi : You're gonna sing even louder?! (0:22:18.38)
Konata Izumi : Actual footage from the show! (0:22:22.57)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : This is kinda amazing! (0:22:24.19)
Kagami Hiiragi : Looks like it was made way before we were born. (0:22:25.45)
Minoru Shiraishi : Here are your drinks! (0:22:47.24)
Kagami Hiiragi : Thanks. (0:22:49.95)
Minoru Shiraishi : Who ordered the oolong tea? (0:22:53.74)
Kagami Hiiragi : That's me. (0:22:55.37)
Minoru Shiraishi : The iced lemon tea? (0:22:56.63)
Miyuki Takara : That would be mine. (0:22:58.25)
Minoru Shiraishi : The orange juice? (0:22:59.38)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Over here. (0:23:01.00)
Minoru Shiraishi : The ginger ale? (0:23:01.92)
Kagami Hiiragi : Sorry. (0:23:04.38)
Kagami Hiiragi : Could you just set it over there? (0:23:05.26)
EXTRA : Well, next time on Lucky Star: (0:23:10.97)
Kagami Hiiragi : I'm Kagami. (0:23:14.40)
Kagami Hiiragi : When you buy juice from a vending machine... (0:23:15.27)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...and put in a 200 yen coin and get back a
50 yen coin and a 10 yen coin as change...
(0:23:16.94)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...it's like, "I win"! (0:23:19.86)
Kagami Hiiragi : But when you ride the train... (0:23:21.15)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...and try to buy a 150 yen ticket... (0:23:22.36)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...and put in a 100 yen coin
thinking that you have five 10 yen coins...
(0:23:23.99)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...but once you put in four, you find out you're short one. (0:23:26.78)
Kagami Hiiragi : Since you have no choice, you put in another 100 yen coin... (0:23:29.45)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...and thus get back nine 10 yen coins... (0:23:31.45)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...and that sense of defeat is really something! (0:23:33.50)
Kagami Hiiragi : Next time: (0:23:35.96)
Kagami Hiiragi : All Kinds of People. (0:23:36.54)
EXTRA : Look forward to it. (0:23:37.95)

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