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▶ Nanako Kuroi : Tomorrow's the start of a long break...	(0:01:31.44)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Don't forget that you're all students...	(0:01:34.13)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : ...and act with caution.	(0:01:36.28)
▶ EXTRA : Yes!	(0:01:38.07)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Students feel restless around this time of year...	(0:01:39.95)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : ...and many cause societal disturbances.	(0:01:41.79)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Sensei is terribly concerned.	(0:01:45.67)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Take extreme care to avoid causing any trouble.	(0:01:48.63)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : In short...	(0:01:53.54)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : If you do something bad...	(0:01:54.17)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : ...it'll cut into sensei's vacation...	(0:01:55.16)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : ...so I'm begging you!	(0:01:57.43)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Sh-She's hopeless...	(0:01:59.29)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : It's finally vacation...	(0:02:04.30)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : When I think about how I won't have to see your face every day...	(0:02:07.31)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...I feel so good.	(0:02:10.32)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Onee-chan...	(0:02:11.44)
▶ Konata Izumi : Well, even if it is a vacation...	(0:02:14.40)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...I'll still see sensei every day.	(0:02:15.70)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Why?	(0:02:19.30)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Make-up classes or something?	(0:02:20.16)
▶ Konata Izumi : We're in the same party on a MMO.	(0:02:21.49)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : What's up with that?	(0:02:24.29)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : MMO?	(0:02:25.71)
▶ Konata Izumi : Sensei's a wiz, and I'm a tank.	(0:02:26.75)
▶ Konata Izumi : So if we pair up and I pull stuff...	(0:02:29.25)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...it's pretty good in terms of both xp and money.	(0:02:30.75)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Uh...	(0:02:32.68)
▶ Konata Izumi : Well, I'm the only one who's actually busy.	(0:02:34.37)
▶ Konata Izumi : All sensei has to do is click AoE spells.	(0:02:36.63)
▶ Konata Izumi : The other day, I pulled this huge mob...	(0:02:40.43)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...but sensei had fallen asleep...	(0:02:43.43)
▶ Konata Izumi : It took a whole day to earn my death penalty back.	(0:02:45.27)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Um...	(0:02:47.73)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...can you at least speak in Japanese?	(0:02:49.27)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Good morning.	(0:02:53.94)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : It sure is hot this morning.	(0:02:55.74)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Morning.	(0:02:58.82)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Your hair's quite amazing!	(0:02:59.57)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Hey, Onee-chan.	(0:03:01.28)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : How about we turn on the A/C?	(0:03:02.37)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : There you go again...	(0:03:03.70)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't be so quick to depend on that stuff.	(0:03:05.12)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Just use a fan or something, and bear with it.	(0:03:07.33)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Here.	(0:03:09.46)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : A fan can make it pretty cool.	(0:03:12.04)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Right?	(0:03:14.63)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'm hot...	(0:03:16.96)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : You get tired from fanning yourself...	(0:03:19.25)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...and once you stop, you feel even hotter than before, right?	(0:03:21.30)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : When you use a fan...	(0:03:23.47)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Well, I knew that.	(0:03:26.06)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : But try a little harder at least.	(0:03:27.60)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Everybody's wearing yukatas.	(0:03:32.10)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Well, our obis are the pre-tied ones.	(0:03:35.77)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : The ones you can put on easily.	(0:03:39.66)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Even then, yukatas sure are hard to put on.	(0:03:41.24)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Miyuki's obi is a real tied one, huh?	(0:03:44.69)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Just like you'd expect.	(0:03:47.37)
▶ Miyuki Takara : No.	(0:03:49.04)
▶ Miyuki Takara : A clerk at the store tied it for me.	(0:03:49.75)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Tying an obi would be too difficult for me.	(0:03:52.92)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I see.	(0:03:56.67)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : And Konata's wearing one.	(0:03:58.25)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Oddly enough.	(0:04:00.38)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Did you also get yours tied at the store?	(0:04:02.13)
▶ Konata Izumi : Nope.	(0:04:04.60)
▶ Konata Izumi : My otou-san did it for me.	(0:04:05.31)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Oh, really...	(0:04:08.97)
▶ Konata Izumi : Come on, let's go!	(0:04:10.23)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : How come her otou-san knows how to tie a sash?	(0:04:14.27)
▶ Yui Narumi : Hey!	(0:04:19.52)
▶ Yui Narumi : Konata-chan!	(0:04:20.24)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Someone from the police?	(0:04:21.86)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Do you know her?	(0:04:23.12)
▶ Konata Izumi : She's a relative of mine, Yui-nee san	(0:04:24.45)
▶ Yui Narumi : Nice ta meet you!	(0:04:26.74)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Hi.	(0:04:28.88)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : It's a pleasure to meet you.	(0:04:28.91)
▶ Miyuki Takara : It's a pleasure to meet you.	(0:04:28.91)
▶ Yui Narumi : Don't wreck too much havock.	(0:04:31.16)
▶ Yui Narumi : Listen to what these onee-sans say...	(0:04:33.13)
▶ Yui Narumi : ...and get home early.	(0:04:35.34)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : No, no, no, no, no.	(0:04:38.21)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : We're in the same year.	(0:04:39.45)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't use Konata as the standard.	(0:04:41.32)
▶ Konata Izumi : We're all in the same year.	(0:04:42.93)
▶ Yui Narumi : What!	(0:04:45.42)
▶ Yui Narumi : Sorry, sorry.	(0:04:46.22)
▶ Yui Narumi : I'm amazed!	(0:04:47.68)
▶ Yui Narumi : The difference in size got me.	(0:04:49.14)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : That's okay.	(0:04:52.14)
▶ Yui Narumi : Well...	(0:04:52.73)
▶ Yui Narumi : Girls sure hit puberty early these days.	(0:04:54.06)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : No.	(0:04:57.65)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Like I said!	(0:04:58.32)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't use Konata as the standard!	(0:04:59.09)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : We're the normal ones!	(0:05:00.71)
▶ Konata Izumi : It's a shooting game.	(0:05:03.48)
▶ Konata Izumi : Yui-nee san	(0:05:05.36)
▶ Konata Izumi : Aren't you good at shooting games?	(0:05:06.37)
▶ Yui Narumi : Believe it or not...	(0:05:10.97)
▶ Yui Narumi : ...I'm good enough to be known as Sharpshooter Yui-chan.	(0:05:12.37)
▶ Yui Narumi : I can hit five bullseyes in three seconds.	(0:05:15.50)
▶ Yui Narumi : With enough time to flash a peace sign.	(0:05:17.59)
▶ Konata Izumi : Then try it out.	(0:05:22.04)
▶ Konata Izumi : Here.	(0:05:23.47)
▶ Yui Narumi : Huh?	(0:05:24.47)
▶ Yui Narumi : What?	(0:05:24.97)
▶ Yui Narumi : You use rifles for shooting games?	(0:05:26.18)
▶ Yui Narumi : What a surprise!	(0:05:27.68)
▶ Yui Narumi : I use pistols.	(0:05:29.72)
▶ Konata Izumi : Waku waku! Waku waku!	(0:05:32.26)
▶ EXTRA : Narumi.	(0:05:43.15)
▶ EXTRA : What are you so concentrated on over there?	(0:05:44.15)
▶ EXTRA : Aren't you on duty?	(0:05:45.95)
▶ Yui Narumi : What?	(0:05:46.95)
▶ EXTRA : Okay, back to patrolling.	(0:05:47.19)
▶ Konata Izumi : Let's try this again...	(0:05:51.20)
▶ Konata Izumi : Onii-san.	(0:05:53.03)
▶ Konata Izumi : We can have anything over there if we hit it?	(0:05:53.91)
▶ EXTRA : Any of them all okay.	(0:05:57.75)
▶ Konata Izumi : Any of them?	(0:06:00.25)
▶ EXTRA : Any of them.	(0:06:01.67)
▶ EXTRA : Whoa, ojou-chan!	(0:06:06.59)
▶ EXTRA : I'm not a prize.	(0:06:07.97)
▶ Konata Izumi : Summer festivals are all about shaved ice!	(0:06:10.22)
▶ Miyuki Takara : It's pretty hot.	(0:06:13.31)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Let's have some.	(0:06:14.35)
▶ Konata Izumi : Oh, yeah.	(0:06:15.27)
▶ Konata Izumi : I've been wondering...	(0:06:16.19)
▶ Konata Izumi : I know what strawberry, lemon, and melon are...	(0:06:18.48)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...but what kind of fruit is a Blue Hawaii?	(0:06:22.07)
▶ Konata Izumi : What does it taste like?	(0:06:24.65)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : L-Like Blue Hawaii?	(0:06:28.73)
▶ Konata Izumi : That's right..	(0:06:31.29)
▶ Konata Izumi : That's what you would think.	(0:06:32.54)
▶ Konata Izumi : So Miyuki-san...	(0:06:35.03)
▶ Konata Izumi : Do you know anything about Blue Hawaii?	(0:06:36.71)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Blue Hawaii, is it?	(0:06:39.70)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Um, let's see...	(0:06:41.58)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Is it a song?	(0:06:43.87)
▶ Miyuki Takara : B-Blue...	(0:06:45.05)
▶ Miyuki Takara : No, that's not it.	(0:06:46.26)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I'm not really sure.	(0:06:48.92)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I'm sorry I couldn't be of any help.	(0:06:50.76)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I'll look it up in the near future.	(0:06:52.81)
▶ Konata Izumi : I'm counting on you.	(0:06:55.22)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I don't believe there are any fruits or confections by that name.	(0:06:56.73)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Wait.	(0:06:58.01)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Shouldn't the person who wants to know...	(0:06:58.69)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...be looking it up instead of Miyuki?	(0:07:00.11)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Um...	(0:07:02.86)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : About Blue Hawaii...	(0:07:04.15)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I think the name comes from...	(0:07:07.44)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...a cocktail with the same name and color.	(0:07:09.11)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : The cocktail was named with the movie Blue Hawaii in mind.	(0:07:12.41)
▶ Miyuki Takara : You're right.	(0:07:17.41)
▶ Miyuki Takara : That was very informative.	(0:07:19.21)
▶ Konata Izumi : When you learn something from Tsukasa...	(0:07:22.54)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...it feels like you've really failed.	(0:07:24.21)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I just realized that I barely have any money left.	(0:07:29.04)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : The stuff at these stalls isn't cheap.	(0:07:31.47)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You have to think before you spend.	(0:07:34.18)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Geez!	(0:07:36.39)
▶ Konata Izumi : But the whole festival atmosphere makes you wanna spend.	(0:07:39.10)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I guess.	(0:07:44.28)
▶ Konata Izumi : It's like how you don't realize how expensive doujinshi is when you're at Comiket.	(0:07:45.44)
▶ Konata Izumi : Afterwards, you're like, "Whoa, I spent a lot."	(0:07:49.90)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Seriously, nobody else understands your world!	(0:07:52.03)
▶ Konata Izumi : You're all exhausted from waiting in line since morning...	(0:07:55.08)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...and it's really far between the west gate and east gate.	(0:07:57.37)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : We don't know what you're talking about.	(0:07:59.92)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I love how cotton candy is all fluffy and sweet!	(0:08:02.49)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You're not a child.	(0:08:06.92)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Calm down and eat.	(0:08:08.92)
▶ Konata Izumi : It's not as entertaining when two girls do it.	(0:08:13.05)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't say it.	(0:08:17.26)
▶ Konata Izumi : Why haven't any of us found any romance?	(0:08:19.05)
▶ Konata Izumi : Summer means festivals which means yukatas!	(0:08:22.93)
▶ Konata Izumi : If this was a dating sim...	(0:08:25.27)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...you'd probably trigger at least one flag somewhere.	(0:08:26.61)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Flag?	(0:08:29.19)
▶ Konata Izumi : And there'd be an event scene.	(0:08:30.24)
▶ Konata Izumi : Since you'd be in yukatas.	(0:08:32.61)
▶ Konata Izumi : And it's outdoors.	(0:08:33.16)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Okay, that's far enough.	(0:08:34.33)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Aren't you going to play anything, Kagami-san?	(0:08:36.44)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Since we're here...	(0:08:39.97)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Might as well scoop goldfish or something.	(0:08:41.60)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I haven't even made a move!	(0:08:49.37)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Why are they running away?	(0:08:50.65)
▶ Konata Izumi : Didn't they sense your barbaric nature and run away?	(0:08:52.09)
▶ Konata Izumi : Guess we've finally got some hard proof.	(0:08:56.63)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Look!	(0:09:02.47)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : There's one right here!	(0:09:03.06)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You're right.	(0:09:05.14)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Okay...	(0:09:06.27)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Gotcha!	(0:09:08.10)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Yay!	(0:09:10.54)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I caught one!	(0:09:11.86)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : That was amazing!	(0:09:13.74)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I'll take care of it.	(0:09:17.53)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I'll take good care of it.	(0:09:19.86)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Gyopi-chan.	(0:09:22.12)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Yo.	(0:09:25.46)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : You're all together!	(0:09:26.34)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : I heard there was a festival around here...	(0:09:27.75)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : ...so I figured I might as well come.	(0:09:30.42)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : I love festivals.	(0:09:32.72)
▶ Konata Izumi : Did you come here together with your boyfriend or something?	(0:09:34.54)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Of course not.	(0:09:38.63)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Don't have one.	(0:09:39.52)
▶ Konata Izumi : There really isn't a shred of romance around us.	(0:09:41.13)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Figured as much.	(0:09:45.60)
▶ Yui Narumi : We meet again!	(0:09:47.56)
▶ Yui Narumi : Even more people? Looks like you're having fun.	(0:09:48.98)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Hello.	(0:09:51.52)
▶ Yui Narumi : So this is the one who really hit puberty early, huh?	(0:09:57.53)
▶ Konata Izumi : She's our sensei.	(0:10:01.24)
▶ Konata Izumi : For homeroom.	(0:10:02.08)
▶ Yui Narumi : I'm terribly sorry.	(0:10:02.87)
▶ Yui Narumi : I assumed that you were a classmate.	(0:10:04.21)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : It's okay.	(0:10:07.04)
▶ Konata Izumi : A relative of mine, Yui-nee san.	(0:10:08.29)
▶ Konata Izumi : She's a cop.	(0:10:10.13)
▶ Konata Izumi : As you can see.	(0:10:11.26)
▶ Yui Narumi : Yeah...	(0:10:12.67)
▶ Yui Narumi : Today's a summer festival...	(0:10:13.76)
▶ Yui Narumi : ...so I'm on patrol here.	(0:10:15.51)
▶ Yui Narumi : Man, they make us work in such hot weather.	(0:10:17.59)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Work?	(0:10:20.67)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Looks like you're just having fun.	(0:10:21.85)
▶ Yui Narumi : Are you also working?	(0:10:23.84)
▶ Yui Narumi : Keeping an eye on students?	(0:10:26.31)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Nah.	(0:10:27.61)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : I was bored so I figured I'd drop by.	(0:10:28.56)
▶ Yui Narumi : Lucky you.	(0:10:30.52)
▶ Yui Narumi : If I wasn't on duty...	(0:10:31.73)
▶ Yui Narumi : ...I would have come to play around.	(0:10:32.99)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : No.	(0:10:36.86)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : You're already having plenty of fun as it is!	(0:10:37.36)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Are you also by yourself?	(0:10:41.15)
▶ Yui Narumi : Yes, I am.	(0:10:43.25)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : I see!	(0:10:45.58)
▶ EXTRA : Actually, I would recommend balsamic vinegar...	(0:10:58.97)
▶ EXTRA : But the normal vinegar you may have in your kitchen works fine.	(0:11:01.72)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Balsamic vinegar.	(0:11:04.48)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Balsamic vinegar.	(0:11:06.55)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Balsamic vinegar!	(0:11:09.10)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Summer vacations are kind of boring since you usually have nothing to do.	(0:11:11.35)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : You get used to sitting around and doing nothing.	(0:11:16.36)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : If you're going to say that...	(0:11:19.90)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...don't ask me to show you my homework later.	(0:11:21.33)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I see.	(0:11:26.70)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : It sure is cute.	(0:11:29.58)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : All stout and rotund.	(0:11:31.46)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : And how the outside looks like a froggie.	(0:11:33.84)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Yep, yep.	(0:11:37.92)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Depleted uranium, huh?	(0:11:41.34)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : That's cool!	(0:11:43.01)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'll get in trouble if I'm on the phone too long.	(0:11:46.80)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Bye, then!	(0:11:51.56)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I was on the phone with Kona-chan...	(0:11:54.94)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...and I mentioned how much free time we have during vacation...	(0:11:56.61)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...but she's playing a bunch of games that have piled up, so she has no free time.	(0:12:01.15)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I guess some people still enjoy a full and satisfying summer vacation.	(0:12:05.77)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Maybe I should do something, too.	(0:12:10.21)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Well...	(0:12:12.66)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I suppose that's okay...	(0:12:13.21)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : But do your homework!	(0:12:15.40)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Honestly...	(0:12:18.30)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Every single time...	(0:12:19.17)
▶ Konata Izumi : I'll pull one.	(0:12:22.80)
▶ Konata Izumi : Debuff please.	(0:12:31.02)
▶ Konata Izumi : Sensei logged on.	(0:12:35.73)
▶ Konata Izumi : You're on a lot more since it's vacation, huh?	(0:12:42.88)
▶ Konata Izumi : I've got some time. Wanna go hunting?	(0:12:48.18)
▶ Konata Izumi : I'm in the cave near Chopron Village.	(0:12:50.40)
▶ Konata Izumi : Then I'll be waiting by the gate.	(0:12:55.35)
▶ Konata Izumi : Sensei...	(0:13:16.85)
▶ Konata Izumi : Stop talking about real life everyday inside the net game world.	(0:13:18.26)
▶ Konata Izumi : It's like Kagami scolding me every day...	(0:13:24.94)
▶ Konata Izumi : Yo!	(0:13:29.82)
▶ Konata Izumi : Sure is hot today.	(0:13:30.91)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Welcome.	(0:13:33.03)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Come on in.	(0:13:34.04)
▶ Konata Izumi : Hello.	(0:13:34.96)
▶ Konata Izumi : You set up an electric fan.	(0:13:39.92)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Since it's hot.	(0:13:42.25)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Cool yourself down.	(0:13:43.68)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I knew it.	(0:13:51.55)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I knew you'd do it.	(0:13:52.89)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Good morning.	(0:13:55.06)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Kona-chan's here.	(0:13:56.77)
▶ Konata Izumi : Yo.	(0:13:58.07)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't "good morning" me!	(0:13:58.94)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Do you have any idea what time it is?	(0:14:00.69)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : It sure is hot.	(0:14:05.52)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You too?!	(0:14:10.45)
▶ Konata Izumi : Well, it's the normal thing to do.	(0:14:11.79)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : It isn't.	(0:14:13.41)
▶ Tadao Hiiragi : But Kagami also did it this morning.	(0:14:14.87)
▶ Konata Izumi : See.	(0:14:17.81)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I was seen.	(0:14:19.70)
▶ Konata Izumi : Looks like Comp Festival's pretty popular.	(0:14:21.62)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : What's that?	(0:14:24.22)
▶ Konata Izumi : If you collect the forms that come in these magazines and send them in...	(0:14:25.59)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...you can get every single limited edition QUO card.	(0:14:30.10)
▶ Konata Izumi : I'm constantly taking magazines to the register like I'm possessed.	(0:14:34.89)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You were saying the same thing about QUO cards the other day.	(0:14:39.60)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Japanese people are really weak when it comes to special gifts or limited edition stuff.	(0:14:43.03)
▶ Konata Izumi : That's why it's essential to buy one for preservation, one to look at, and one extra.	(0:14:47.22)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Wait!	(0:14:52.08)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You're undeniably a special case!	(0:14:52.83)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : There aren't many people like you.	(0:14:55.23)
▶ Konata Izumi : Sometimes, I forget who I lent it to and have to buy another one.	(0:14:57.04)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't forget.	(0:15:00.79)
▶ Konata Izumi : So...	(0:15:01.96)
▶ Konata Izumi : I'd like to ask you about that usual thing.	(0:15:02.69)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Homework!	(0:15:05.88)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Again?	(0:15:06.72)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I'll teach you the stuff you don't know...	(0:15:07.89)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...so try doing the problems yourself.	(0:15:10.35)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Balsamic vinegar.	(0:15:14.55)
▶ Konata Izumi : Kagami.	(0:15:16.97)
▶ Konata Izumi : Tell me how to do this one.	(0:15:18.31)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : For this one...	(0:15:20.85)
▶ Konata Izumi : Kagami.	(0:15:26.23)
▶ Konata Izumi : I don't know how to do here through here.	(0:15:27.32)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : That was close.	(0:15:33.11)
▶ Konata Izumi : Kagami.	(0:15:34.97)
▶ Konata Izumi : This one is...	(0:15:36.06)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You're not even trying to think it through, are you?!	(0:15:36.27)
▶ Konata Izumi : I am thinking it through.	(0:15:42.58)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Really...	(0:15:44.34)
▶ Konata Izumi : And I don't know any of the ones past this one.	(0:15:45.63)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You aren't thinking after all!	(0:15:48.63)
▶ Konata Izumi : She ended up not telling me how to do them.	(0:15:52.09)
▶ Yui Narumi : Hey!	(0:15:54.97)
▶ Yui Narumi : I'm here to play!	(0:15:56.02)
▶ Konata Izumi : Yui-nee san.	(0:15:57.84)
▶ Konata Izumi : Perfect timing.	(0:15:58.64)
▶ Konata Izumi : Teach me this part.	(0:16:00.43)
▶ Yui Narumi : Math homework?	(0:16:02.93)
▶ Yui Narumi : Let's see.	(0:16:04.86)
▶ Yui Narumi : Leave it to me.	(0:16:05.57)
▶ Yui Narumi : Well...	(0:16:08.06)
▶ Yui Narumi : I must say, as a good police officer...	(0:16:09.07)
▶ Yui Narumi : ...my help would not be to your benefit...	(0:16:12.53)
▶ Yui Narumi : ...so don't depend on others!	(0:16:14.12)
▶ Konata Izumi : It's such a pain when I don't understand any of the questions...	(0:16:24.20)
▶ Yui Narumi : If you don't know the answer...	(0:16:28.17)
▶ Yui Narumi : ...just write something that sounds close.	(0:16:29.13)
▶ Yui Narumi : Because you just have to turn the homework in.	(0:16:32.71)
▶ Konata Izumi : I get it.	(0:16:35.76)
▶ Konata Izumi : You're smart!	(0:16:36.72)
▶ Konata Izumi : But this really weakens what she said before...	(0:16:38.09)
▶ Konata Izumi : I doubt this will be to my benefit...	(0:16:42.56)
▶ Yui Narumi : Yeah...	(0:16:45.23)
▶ Yui Narumi : That's what I did!	(0:16:45.86)
▶ Konata Izumi : I'm exhausted...	(0:16:48.19)
▶ Konata Izumi : I'll do a little gaming for a break.	(0:16:51.57)
▶ Konata Izumi : I'll do some solo hunting for thirty minutes.	(0:16:57.32)
▶ Konata Izumi : Thirty minutes should be okay.	(0:17:00.46)
▶ Konata Izumi : Solo hunting, right? Right?	(0:17:06.25)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...becomes fiction.	(0:17:14.59)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...what make you strong.	(0:17:19.30)
▶ Konata Izumi : This isn't...	(0:17:22.10)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...else.	(0:17:24.97)
▶ Konata Izumi : A rare drop.	(0:17:32.81)
▶ Konata Izumi : Laevateinn!	(0:17:35.23)
▶ Konata Izumi : I've never seen anyone with this!	(0:17:36.66)
▶ Konata Izumi : It's ultra rare!	(0:17:38.83)
▶ Konata Izumi : Found a Laeva sword!	(0:17:42.41)
▶ Konata Izumi : Okay. Come on!	(0:17:58.86)
▶ Konata Izumi : Well, where should we try it out?	(0:18:01.84)
▶ Konata Izumi : Everybody's pumped up.	(0:18:05.39)
▶ Konata Izumi : That's right.	(0:18:07.19)
▶ Konata Izumi : I'll buy a bunch of quality potions to pass out.	(0:18:07.69)
▶ Konata Izumi : Let's go back to town first...	(0:18:11.85)
▶ Konata Izumi : Gonna get busy!	(0:18:14.86)
▶ Akira Kogami : Morning luckies!	(0:18:23.78)
▶ Akira Kogami : I'm your navigator, Kogami Akira!	(0:18:25.66)
▶ Akira Kogami : We're already on the fifth episode of Lucky Channel!	(0:18:28.13)
▶ Akira Kogami : Let's get even crazier!	(0:18:31.51)
▶ Akira Kogami : Now let me introduce...	(0:18:35.17)
▶ Akira Kogami : ...someone who's showing up more often in the actual show and getting full of it...	(0:18:37.22)
▶ Akira Kogami : I mean...	(0:18:41.14)
▶ Akira Kogami : The hardworking...	(0:18:42.93)
▶ Akira Kogami : Shiraishi Minoru-san!	(0:18:44.64)
▶ Akira Kogami : Clap. Clap. Clap.	(0:18:46.81)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Well...	(0:18:47.93)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : I didn't mean to look like I was full of it...	(0:18:48.61)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : I'm the assistant, Shiraishi Minoru.	(0:18:51.31)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : It's a pleasure!	(0:18:53.99)
▶ Akira Kogami : Okay.	(0:18:55.69)
▶ Akira Kogami : We're always receiving lots of postcards.	(0:18:56.53)
▶ Akira Kogami : Today's is from U.S.S. Gatoh-san in Tokyo.	(0:18:59.87)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Occupation: NEET.	(0:19:03.95)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : This guy sent in fifty by himself...	(0:19:05.79)
▶ Akira Kogami : He must be one sorry guy!	(0:19:08.17)
▶ Akira Kogami : Let's move on to the postcard.	(0:19:11.09)
▶ Akira Kogami : Good day, Akira-san and Minoru-san.	(0:19:13.25)
▶ Akira Kogami : In the actual show, Konata-chan seems to play MMOs.	(0:19:16.01)
▶ Akira Kogami : Do you also play these games, Akira-san?	(0:19:19.76)
▶ Akira Kogami : By the way, I live a happy life playing female characters every day.	(0:19:23.84)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : MMOs?	(0:19:31.56)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Online games?	(0:19:32.94)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : I'm sorry to say that I've never tried it.	(0:19:34.61)
▶ Akira Kogami : But it's better if you haven't.	(0:19:38.11)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Another blunt response...	(0:19:39.95)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : R-Really?	(0:19:43.28)
▶ Akira Kogami : Too many people getting addicted and giving up on the real world.	(0:19:45.37)
▶ Akira Kogami : I was dumb like that once.	(0:19:50.00)
▶ Akira Kogami : I would log on whenever I had time...	(0:19:52.38)
▶ Akira Kogami : ...and stay on forever doing stuff like PKKing.	(0:19:54.13)
▶ Akira Kogami : Back when I was young.	(0:19:58.29)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Wh-When you were young...?	(0:20:00.09)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Er...	(0:20:01.93)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : There were a bunch of words I didn't get...	(0:20:02.89)
▶ Akira Kogami : You're better off not knowing.	(0:20:06.72)
▶ Akira Kogami : Well, only half the audience is going to get it anyway.	(0:20:08.89)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : A-Anyway, so you've played them before?	(0:20:13.44)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Then do you have any online experiences you would like to share?	(0:20:16.24)
▶ Akira Kogami : Yep!	(0:20:20.61)
▶ Akira Kogami : Memories! I have some!	(0:20:21.28)
▶ Akira Kogami : When l first started...	(0:20:24.03)
▶ Akira Kogami : ...I didn't know what to do...	(0:20:25.45)
▶ Akira Kogami : ...and I got lots of help from some really nice and experienced guys!	(0:20:26.79)
▶ Akira Kogami : They gave me lots of expensive armor and rare items!	(0:20:31.13)
▶ Akira Kogami : Akira was so touched!	(0:20:35.55)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : R-Really...	(0:20:38.08)
▶ Akira Kogami : It was really fun, so you should all play, too!	(0:20:40.18)
▶ Akira Kogami : We're already out of time.	(0:20:44.71)
▶ Akira Kogami : Bye-nee!	(0:20:46.81)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Then we'll see you next time.	(0:20:48.73)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : So you're popular in those kind of games, huh?	(0:20:51.72)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Huh?	(0:20:55.77)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Akira-sama?	(0:20:57.44)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : What's wrong?	(0:20:58.90)
▶ Akira Kogami : Cut 12 on page 38.	(0:20:59.86)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Yes?	(0:21:02.53)
▶ Akira Kogami : Who the hell is Yutaka?!	(0:21:03.73)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : That's what you're mad about this time?!	(0:21:05.91)
▶ Akira Kogami : I'm Akira!	(0:21:06.70)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Well, that's true...	(0:21:08.41)
▶ Akira Kogami : Bring out whoever's responsible!	(0:21:08.83)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : No! Uh...	(0:21:10.43)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : D-Director?	(0:21:11.06)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Director?!	(0:21:11.66)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Ah, no.	(0:21:12.46)
▶ Akira Kogami : The hell is Yutaka?!	(0:21:13.03)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : A producer would be better.	(0:21:13.13)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Producer would be better!	(0:21:13.77)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Hey!	(0:21:14.69)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : A-Akira-san!	(0:21:15.04)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Please calm down!	(0:21:15.92)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Please!	(0:21:17.29)
▶ Akira Kogami : You know.	(0:21:17.51)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Yes?	(0:21:18.82)
▶ Akira Kogami : Why don't we change Shiraishi Minoru's name...	(0:21:19.17)
▶ Akira Kogami : ...to something else?	(0:21:21.59)
▶ Akira Kogami : Like Su-	(0:21:23.26)
▶ Konata Izumi : Kagamin, you're so cool!	(0:21:26.86)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Cut that out.	(0:21:28.64)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : So is Tsukasa or Miyuki next?	(0:21:30.10)
▶ Konata Izumi : Me.	(0:21:32.69)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Again?!	(0:21:33.40)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : When did you order a song?!	(0:21:34.36)
▶ Konata Izumi : They were taking too long, and it'd be a waste of time.	(0:21:35.77)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Sorry.	(0:21:39.11)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I need a little more time to decide.	(0:21:39.99)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I'm sorry.	(0:21:41.90)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : It's okay.	(0:21:43.27)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : We can kill some time with Konata's singing.	(0:21:44.62)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I know this!	(0:21:50.99)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Didn't expect you to go with something mainstream.	(0:21:52.04)
▶ Konata Izumi : Kami rules!	(0:21:55.29)
▶ Konata Izumi : Sparking!	(0:21:56.67)
▶ EXTRA : Well, next time on Lucky Star:	(0:22:57.43)
▶ Konata Izumi : Konata here.	(0:22:59.27)
▶ Konata Izumi : When you first start Monster Hunter Dos...	(0:23:00.89)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...the condition for learning weapons is defeating five Gearnos.	(0:23:03.49)
▶ Konata Izumi : So once you return to town...	(0:23:07.87)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...and get sent on a quest by the elder...	(0:23:09.07)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...even if you defeat five Gearnos...	(0:23:11.52)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...get loads of snow mountain grass...	(0:23:13.93)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...and lots of poponotan...	(0:23:16.08)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...when you can't go back to town...	(0:23:17.88)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...you realize for the first time that you can't access your supply box yourself...	(0:23:19.79)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...and your reward is decreased since you didn't read the instruction manual...	(0:23:23.59)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...and you can't save up money.	(0:23:27.84)
▶ Konata Izumi : Doesn't it make you wonder about how this applies to the real world?	(0:23:29.72)
▶ Konata Izumi : Next time:	(0:23:34.01)
▶ Konata Izumi : Summer Events!	(0:23:35.02)
▶ Konata Izumi : Look forward to next time!	(0:23:36.89)

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