 Youto Yokodera :
The deviant Irish writer I so love, Oscar Wilde, once said while imprisoned: |
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Youto Yokodera :
"I don't regret for a single moment having lived for pleasure." |
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Youto Yokodera :
Like, if there was a popularity poll about girls' swimsuits, who'd win? |
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Youto Yokodera :
I keep wondering about this eternal mystery of mankind every day. |
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Youto Yokodera :
There're as many different swimsuits as stars in the sky, |
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Youto Yokodera :
but the ones the swimmers wear hold the most charm. |
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Youto Yokodera :
I reached that conclusion in the July of my junior year in high school. |
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 Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : Hey, Yokodera! |
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Youto Yokodera :
She's the tyrant who holds absolute power over our club. |
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Youto Yokodera :
The president of the track and field club, the Queen of Steel! |
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Youto Yokodera : This isn't what it looks like! |
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Youto Yokodera : I wasn't trying to peek! |
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Youto Yokodera : It was just a coincidence! A mistake! |
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Youto Yokodera : No, wait, a conspiracy! |
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Youto Yokodera : I'm being framed! |
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Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : I've got no idea what you're talking about. |
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Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : But I've decided that you are suited to be my successor. |
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Youto Yokodera : I told you, I'm innoce— Huh? |
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Youto Yokodera : Your successor? |
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Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : I hereby name Yokodera Youto the next president of the track and field club! |
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 EXTRA : Why? |
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Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : Yokodera Youto. |
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Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : You've never once skipped our practices since you joined, |
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Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : and have kept squatting with laudable determination. |
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Youto Yokodera : Uh, well... |
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Youto Yokodera :
That was, of course, because I wanted to look at swimsuits for just a moment longer. |
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Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : You should all learn from him so that someday you can love and honor track just as he does. |
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Youto Yokodera : President, I think you're making a really big mistake here. |
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Youto Yokodera : The thing is, there's something more important than running in my life |
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Youto Yokodera : and if we're talking about my longer-term plans... |
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Youto Yokodera :
It's swimsuits, of course. |
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Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : Something more important than running? |
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Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : I'm interested to hear what that might be. |
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Youto Yokodera : I didn't join the track and field club out of any love for running... |
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Youto Yokodera :
Damn. At this rate, I'll have to be the next club president! |
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Youto Yokodera :
If I don't tell the truth here, I'll regret it for the rest of my life! |
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Youto Yokodera : I was born to serve as your successor! |
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Youto Yokodera : I am extremely happy that you would name me the next president! |
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Youto Yokodera : I humbly accept this great honor! |
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 Ponta : C'mon, you'll be surrounded by a bunch of hotties, so shouldn't you be happy? |
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Youto Yokodera : That's not the problem. |
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Youto Yokodera : I've always had this bad habit of never letting out my actual thoughts. |
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Ponta : This is what they call true feelings and facades. |
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Youto Yokodera : I want to spend more time thinking about women! |
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Youto Yokodera : Instead of becoming the president, I'd rather just quit the club and spend my time having fun with the ladies! |
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Ponta : Ah, so you'd want to ruin your life? |
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Ponta : Yokodera, there's something I want to give you. |
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Youto Yokodera : Wow! |
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Youto Yokodera : Isn't that the legendary New Year's Princess?! |
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Youto Yokodera : And the mighty Street Corner Swimsuit Selection? |
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Youto Yokodera : And all those nice yellow marks! |
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Youto Yokodera : I thought you kept these treasures behind seven locks! |
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Ponta : Yokodera, my friend, I've decided to leave the path of lewdness behind. |
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Youto Yokodera : How can you possibly say that, Ponta?! |
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Youto Yokodera : Don't you remember the promise we made on that day? |
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Youto Yokodera : Where'd all your hopes and dreams go? |
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Ponta : Listen up, Casanova. |
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Ponta : There are many children starving and in poverty around the world. |
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Ponta : As a fellow inhabitant of Earth, I cannot overlook such an injustice. |
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Ponta : As your childhood friend, I beg of you! |
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Ponta : Buy these off me for 100 yen! |
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Youto Yokodera : For 100 yen?! |
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Ponta : For 100 yen I can give those children 40 liters of water. |
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Ponta : It would be another step toward world peace! |
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Youto Yokodera : Ponta, what happened? |
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Ponta : You ever heard about the Stony Cat statue on the hill with the lone cedar? |
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Ponta : The Stony Cat. |
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Ponta : If you give it an offering, |
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Ponta : it'll free you from something you don't need and give it to someone who needs it more. |
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Ponta : I've known for a while now that I'll never become a decent person if I keep living like this. |
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Ponta : The thing I want to get rid of most is obviously my lust. |
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Ponta : So I offered it a Dutch wife that was just lying collecting dust, and guess what! |
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Ponta : All of my lust disappeared like I'd just had a good fap! |
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Ponta : I was ready to struggle for world peace! |
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Youto Yokodera : So it's free as long as you really wish for it... |
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Youto Yokodera :
The thing I want to get rid of is my facade. |
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Youto Yokodera :
I can't live freely because of my facade. |
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Youto Yokodera : I want to think even more about girls. |
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Youto Yokodera : I want to see even more girls! |
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Youto Yokodera : I want to get along with girls, both above and beyond their skirts! |
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Youto Yokodera : This cat doesn't look too friendly. |
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Youto Yokodera : I can't get it off. |
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 Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : A pervert! |
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Youto Yokodera : This isn't want you think! |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I don't want to know! |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I didn't see anything! |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Or at least, that's the story! |
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Youto Yokodera : Your story? |
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Youto Yokodera : Won't that just change later? |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Of course! The Japanese policemen are on my side! |
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Youto Yokodera : I'm telling you this is a misunderstanding! |
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Youto Yokodera : You'll definitely understand once we settle down and talk! |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I don't want to! Things like that should only come with love! |
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Youto Yokodera : Things like what?! |
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Youto Yokodera : Oh, just shut up. I'll be gentle! |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I don't want it gentle or wild! I'm terribly unlucky! |
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Youto Yokodera : I'm telling you you're misunderstanding! |
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Youto Yokodera : Ouch... |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I'm not tasty at all. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I'm thin and flat-chested. I don't even need a bra. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : The results of my physical were the worse in the class. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : If you wait another two years, I'm sure I'll get more tasty. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I just wanted to remain a virgin until then... |
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Youto Yokodera : Please listen... |
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Youto Yokodera : Barbara's just a Dutch wife. |
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Youto Yokodera : I'm completely innocent. I've never knocked a girl down before. |
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Youto Yokodera : I'm still pure. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : If you're safe and pure, then could you get off me? |
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Youto Yokodera : Sorry... |
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Youto Yokodera : I didn't want to scare you. I just got carried away... |
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Youto Yokodera : I'm sorry. |
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Youto Yokodera : We're sorry. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : What's up with that? Even the way you apologize is perverted. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I see... You want to lose your facade? |
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Youto Yokodera : Yeah, I thought about asking the cat statue for help. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : That's a pretty popular rumor, isn't it? |
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Youto Yokodera : Thanks. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : By the way, in my family, we live by the rule: |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : "when a man shames you, make him take responsibility for the rest of his life." |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I hope you're prepared. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I'm joking. You don't have to sound so displeased. |
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Youto Yokodera : That's not it! That was my facade! |
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Youto Yokodera : Actually, I'm really happy. Though I'm not sure if I should be... |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Then will you take responsibility? |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I'm joking. You're really not that good at using your facade or revealing your true feelings, huh? |
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Youto Yokodera : Sorry... |
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Youto Yokodera : So why are you here? |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I want to become a bit more adultlike. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I want to be able to hide my true feelings a little, instead of always crying or getting angry right away. |
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Youto Yokodera : I'd say girls who show their emotions are cuter though. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : That's not true at all! Besides, I don't want to be seen as a child! |
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Youto Yokodera : I see... |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Would you like to pray together? |
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Youto Yokodera :
May I never be able to tell lies and lose my facade. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi :
May my true feelings not show so easily anymore. |
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Youto Yokodera : Huh? What was that? |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Did you steal one of my meat buns? |
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Youto Yokodera : I only had the one you gave me... |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I see. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : One of the ones I brought as a snack is gone. |
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Youto Yokodera : You wanted to eat even more of them? |
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Youto Yokodera : Barbara's belt's gone! |
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Youto Yokodera : Now I'll have to carry her home in my arms! |
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Youto Yokodera : Though I guess it's good practice for carrying girls in my arms. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : You're such a pervert. |
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Youto Yokodera : Oh well, nothing happened. |
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Youto Yokodera : How about we just head home? |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Yeah. |
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Youto Yokodera :
We were too careless. |
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Youto Yokodera :
We went there to pray as we completely underestimated the Stony Cat's power. |
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Youto Yokodera : The best thing about summer is the underwear lines showing through girls' blouses! |
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Youto Yokodera : The smell of their sweat fuels my heart's fire! |
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Ponta : You're going all out so early in the morning. |
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EXTRA : Azuki, I love you! |
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Ponta : Oh look, here goes Azuki Azusa's Prize Time. |
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EXTRA : I love you a lot! |
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Youto Yokodera : Who's that girl? |
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Ponta : Huh? C'mon man, she transferred here this spring. |
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Ponta : She's some crazy beauty and she keeps getting hit on all the time. |
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Youto Yokodera : I didn't know. I was always busy with the morning practice. |
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Ponta : Oh, right. By the way, what about your club— |
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 Azusa Azuki : You want to date me? |
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Azusa Azuki : So what? Even flamingos do courting dances, but you... |
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Azusa Azuki : Is this really all you've got? |
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EXTRA : Huh? |
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Azusa Azuki : Parrots can talk too. |
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Azusa Azuki : Show your feelings with actions! |
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Azusa Azuki : I'm not expecting you to come for me in a Rolls-Royce |
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Azusa Azuki : or to roll out the red carpet for me in school. |
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Azusa Azuki : Just things like... |
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Azusa Azuki : Well, would you rush to me when I called you, be it night or day? |
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Azusa Azuki : Would you obey me like a good butler and devote everything to me? |
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Azusa Azuki : Didn't think so. |
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EXTRA : Th-Thank you very much! |
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EXTRA : What a dignified lady! |
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Ponta : She's a pretty high class woman, so she's as discriminating as it gets. |
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Ponta : She treats everyone harshly like that, |
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Ponta : but guys who're into those kind of things just call this their Prize Time. |
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Youto Yokodera : Hmm... |
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Youto Yokodera : Well, she acts all high-and-mighty, but the only thing mighty about her is her flat chest. |
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Youto Yokodera : That's weird. |
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Youto Yokodera : I just spoke my mind like nothing. |
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Azusa Azuki : Aha! What an interesting thing for you to say. |
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Azusa Azuki : You sounded like a badly-trained dog just bit you. |
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Youto Yokodera :
Damn, it's still just as flat up close. |
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Youto Yokodera : You don't have to worry! |
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Youto Yokodera : Of course I like well-proportioned girls, |
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Youto Yokodera : but there're people who think a flat chest is a wonderful status symbol! |
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Youto Yokodera : Not to mention that if you're flat, you don't need to bother with bras! |
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Youto Yokodera : And they won't ever sag either, since there's nothing to sag in the first place! |
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Youto Yokodera : Isn't that wonderful, Flatty? |
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Youto Yokodera : Excuse me! |
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Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : I see you're enjoying yourself. |
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Azusa Azuki : Who do you think you are? Don't stick your head into this problem! |
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Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : Shut up! You're in the way here. |
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Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : This man must now choose between life and death. |
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Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : Dead or die! |
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Azusa Azuki : Dead or die? |
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Youto Yokodera : Girls fighting over me! This is like a dream... |
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Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : Hey, Yokodera! Why did you skip morning practice?! |
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Youto Yokodera : Actually, I was pretty busy last night, so I overslept. |
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Youto Yokodera : Don't dress like that! Anything but that! |
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Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : What are you talking about? |
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Youto Yokodera : Why the shorts, President?! |
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Youto Yokodera : What happened to your usual tights? |
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Youto Yokodera : This ruins the binding teen fetishism! |
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Youto Yokodera : Take those off right away and change into tights! |
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Youto Yokodera : You're so inconsiderate! |
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Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : Pervert. |
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Youto Yokodera :
And from that moment on, I was known as the Perverted Prince. |
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EXTRA : See ya, Perverted Prince! |
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EXTRA : I could live without the title. |
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Youto Yokodera : This isn't fair. Why am I saying everything that's on my mind? |
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Youto Yokodera : Damn! Now I should watch an old
recording of an idols' swimsuit contest! |
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Youto Yokodera : Wet boobs and wet memories! |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : You're as perverted as they say. |
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Youto Yokodera :
Who's that? |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Why are you staring at me like that? |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : You're even more perverted than they say. |
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Youto Yokodera : That's not it! Who're you? |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Can you remember me like this? |
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Youto Yokodera : Ouch... |
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Youto Yokodera : If someone caught me like this again, I'd... |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Again? |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I see. So that wasn't your first time then? |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : You're so completely, utterly, and helplessly perverted. |
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Youto Yokodera : Are you the girl from the hill? |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I'm Tsutsukakushi Tsukiko. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : That said, this position is embarrassing, so please get off me. |
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Youto Yokodera : Embarrassing? |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Yes. Extremely embarrassing. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I haven't been able to get my feelings to show on my face since we prayed to that cat. |
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Youto Yokodera : So my facade was taken along with the belt... |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : And my emotional expressions were taken along with a meat bun. |
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Youto Yokodera : I never really thought it had that kind of power. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : It went too far in fulfilling my wish. It's causing me problems. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Not being able to express my feelings makes my life even harder. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Please, give back what you've taken from me. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I beg you. |
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Youto Yokodera : I think it's too late for that. |
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Youto Yokodera : The Stony Cat's legend says that it gives something you don't want to someone who needs it. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Yes. |
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Youto Yokodera : Someone already got my facade. |
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Youto Yokodera : And we don't know if there's any way to get your expressions back from the cat. |
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Youto Yokodera : So... |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : So what should I do? |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Will I have to live my whole life like this? |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : What will happen to me if I continue to be like this? |
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Youto Yokodera : Wait, I know! |
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Youto Yokodera : There's an easy way to make you laugh! |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : What is it? |
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Youto Yokodera : This, of course! |
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Youto Yokodera : Come on, laugh! |
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Youto Yokodera : I'll tickle you more! |
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Youto Yokodera : Now I look like a real pervert! |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : You don't just look like one! |
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Youto Yokodera : I'm sorry. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : But still, I managed to come up with a solution. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : The cat statue gives someone what you don't want, right? |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Then all we have to do is find someone who wants to get rid of their facade and make them pray to the cat. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : In that situation, the cat should give their facade to you, who needs it more. |
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Youto Yokodera : Yeah! That's right! |
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Youto Yokodera : I wanted to tell you that by tickling you! |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Are you really reflecting on your actions? |
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Youto Yokodera : Not at all! |
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Youto Yokodera : Uh-oh. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : You're painfully honest. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : What a pain. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Your pervertedness will lead you to ruin if you keep going like this. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I think I should help you find someone who wants to get rid of their facade. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Do you mind? |
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Youto Yokodera : Then let's find someone who wants to hide their emotions too. |
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Youto Yokodera :
And so, me and Tsutsukakushi agreed to
cooperate in order to solve our problems. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : What happened to you today? |
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Youto Yokodera : I tried to check if the Queen of Steel was unsure about keeping up her facade... |
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Youto Yokodera : Good morning! |
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Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : Ah, Yokodera. Have you fixed your pervertedness yet? |
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Youto Yokodera : President, how old were you when your boobs started growing? |
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Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : You freak. Die. Three times. |
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Youto Yokodera : Well, she didn't even try to pretend while beating me to a pulp. |
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Youto Yokodera : Ouch! That hurts! It's so cold! |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I get that you're looking for someone who has problems with being honest, |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : but there should be some other way to do that. |
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Azusa Azuki : You're noisy. |
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Azusa Azuki : Ah, the pervert from the other day! |
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Youto Yokodera : Isn't that Azuki Azusa? |
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Youto Yokodera : Did you sleep well? |
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Azusa Azuki : Don't talk to me! You pervert! |
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Azusa Azuki : Why would you even ask that? You pervert! |
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Youto Yokodera : There's still some drool on your chin. |
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Youto Yokodera : Drool can be a part of fashion when you're a real lady, right? |
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Azusa Azuki : That's right! Don't point it out! |
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Azusa Azuki : That's like giving warm gloves to penguins! |
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Youto Yokodera : Does that also apply to the open button on your blouse? |
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Youto Yokodera : Why's your skirt rolled up so high? |
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Youto Yokodera : Could you be inviting me? |
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Youto Yokodera : A lady naturally checks her appearance, so it must be intentional! |
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Azusa Azuki : Of course! |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Excuse me. What exactly is the relationship between you two? |
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Azusa Azuki : Relationship? |
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Azusa Azuki : He's a perverted freak! |
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Youto Yokodera : Oh, please! You don't seem like the type of person who'd tempt someone you don't even know! |
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Azusa Azuki : Pervert! |
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Azusa Azuki : True. Every favor must be returned, right? |
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Azusa Azuki : F-Farewell! |
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Youto Yokodera : Must be tough to be so proud. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I see. So favors must be returned, is that it? |
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Youto Yokodera : Stop kicking! |
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Youto Yokodera : It was so much fun that I couldn't stop teasing her! |
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Youto Yokodera : I'm sorry! |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : So there's really nothing between the two of you? |
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Youto Yokodera : Of course! She hates me a lot! |
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Youto Yokodera : She'd kill me if the two of us were alone. |
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Youto Yokodera : What? |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : That means she couldn't speak her mind because I was here. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : She acted unnaturally. |
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Youto Yokodera : So she can't be honest in front of others? |
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Youto Yokodera : I mean, I did
call her flat in front of all those people! |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Did you? |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : You're fatally perverted. |
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Youto Yokodera : But she didn't get mad at me. |
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Youto Yokodera : She had to maintain her ladylike composure in front of others. |
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Youto Yokodera : Though normally, it'd be impossible to stay so calm. |
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Youto Yokodera : And her choker's just like the belt the Stony Cat took from me. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : So that means... |
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Youto Yokodera : That Azuki Azusa can't be honest because she was given my facade by the cat! |
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Youto Yokodera : Yeah, that means I can just get my facade back from her somehow! |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I wonder if it'll really be so easy. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : She got your facade because she needed it. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Then will she really let it— |
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Youto Yokodera : Of course! It's social etiquette 101 to give back what you take from others! |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : But... |
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Youto Yokodera : Be right back! |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : What... |
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Youto Yokodera :
Azuki Azusa's definitely a worthy opponent, |
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Youto Yokodera :
but I get beat up all the time because of what that cat took from me! I'm suffering here! |
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Youto Yokodera :
I can't just let her walk away! |
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Youto Yokodera : Azuki Azusa! Give back what's mine! |
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Youto Yokodera : I realized something after watching you! |
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Youto Yokodera : You took everything from me! |
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Youto Yokodera : Take responsibility! |
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Azusa Azuki : What are you saying, you pervert?! |
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Azusa Azuki : Well, you're supposed to show your feelings through action. |
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Azusa Azuki : But what could you possibly do for me? |
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Youto Yokodera :
Don't you dare use my facade like that! |
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Youto Yokodera : I want to take everything that's yours! |
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Azusa Azuki : Everything? |
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Youto Yokodera : So let me stay by your side! |
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Azusa Azuki : By my side? |
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Youto Yokodera : 24/7/365, forever and ever! |
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Azusa Azuki : F-F-Forever?! |
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Youto Yokodera : So when you're in the mood, you should open your heart and body to me. |
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Youto Yokodera : That way we can share what's important to both of us! |
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EXTRA : Whoa, that's the Perverted Prince for you! |
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EXTRA : Just how low can he go? |
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Youto Yokodera : Azuki Azusa! |
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Youto Yokodera : You said I should show it with actions. |
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Azusa Azuki : W-Wait! Wh-What do you want to do?! |
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Youto Yokodera : Woof! |
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Youto Yokodera : I'll become your dog if you let me stay by your side! |
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EXTRA : Now what, Azuki? |
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EXTRA : The Perverted Prince's confessed! |
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Azusa Azuki :
No, there's no way. |
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Azusa Azuki :
How could I be with this pervert forever?! |
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Azusa Azuki :
There's just no way that's possible! |
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Azusa Azuki : Yay, hurray! |
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Azusa Azuki : I'm happy like a curled-up cheetah! |
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EXTRA : The mighty lady has fallen! |
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Youto Yokodera :
And so, to retrieve my lost facade, I changed jobs from being a prince to being a dog. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : What a pervert. |
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Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Next time: Fairies Don't Get Angry. |
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