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	The 'Hentai' Prince and the Stony Cat - Episode 1

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Youto Yokodera : The deviant Irish writer I so love, Oscar Wilde, once said while imprisoned:	(0:00:03.26)
Youto Yokodera : "I don't regret for a single moment having lived for pleasure."	(0:00:10.03)
Youto Yokodera : Like, if there was a popularity poll about girls' swimsuits, who'd win?	(0:00:19.24)
Youto Yokodera : I keep wondering about this eternal mystery of mankind every day.	(0:00:25.08)
Youto Yokodera : There're as many different swimsuits as stars in the sky,	(0:00:29.38)
Youto Yokodera : but the ones the swimmers wear hold the most charm.	(0:00:31.73)
Youto Yokodera : I reached that conclusion in the July of my junior year in high school.	(0:00:35.15)
Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : Hey, Yokodera!	(0:00:38.23)
Youto Yokodera : She's the tyrant who holds absolute power over our club.	(0:00:43.72)
Youto Yokodera : The president of the track and field club, the Queen of Steel!	(0:00:46.04)
Youto Yokodera : This isn't what it looks like!	(0:00:49.33)
Youto Yokodera : I wasn't trying to peek!	(0:00:50.60)
Youto Yokodera : It was just a coincidence! A mistake!	(0:00:52.30)
Youto Yokodera : No, wait, a conspiracy!	(0:00:54.28)
Youto Yokodera : I'm being framed!	(0:00:56.24)
Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : I've got no idea what you're talking about.	(0:01:02.10)
Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : But I've decided that you are suited to be my successor.	(0:01:04.41)
Youto Yokodera : I told you, I'm innoce— Huh?	(0:01:09.19)
Youto Yokodera : Your successor?	(0:01:11.59)
Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : I hereby name Yokodera Youto the next president of the track and field club!	(0:01:13.69)
EXTRA : Why?	(0:01:19.34)
Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : Yokodera Youto.	(0:01:21.68)
Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : You've never once skipped our practices since you joined,	(0:01:23.39)
Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : and have kept squatting with laudable determination.	(0:01:27.02)
Youto Yokodera : Uh, well...	(0:01:30.37)
Youto Yokodera : That was, of course, because I wanted to look at swimsuits for just a moment longer.	(0:01:32.24)
Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : You should all learn from him so that someday you can love and honor track just as he does.	(0:01:36.26)
Youto Yokodera : President, I think you're making a really big mistake here.	(0:01:40.20)
Youto Yokodera : The thing is, there's something more important than running in my life	(0:01:45.09)
Youto Yokodera : and if we're talking about my longer-term plans...	(0:01:48.87)
Youto Yokodera : It's swimsuits, of course.	(0:01:49.07)
Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : Something more important than running?	(0:01:51.67)
Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : I'm interested to hear what that might be.	(0:01:53.69)
Youto Yokodera : I didn't join the track and field club out of any love for running...	(0:01:55.71)
Youto Yokodera : Damn. At this rate, I'll have to be the next club president!	(0:02:02.45)
Youto Yokodera : If I don't tell the truth here, I'll regret it for the rest of my life!	(0:02:05.28)
Youto Yokodera : I was born to serve as your successor!	(0:02:14.70)
Youto Yokodera : I am extremely happy that you would name me the next president!	(0:02:17.68)
Youto Yokodera : I humbly accept this great honor!	(0:02:19.72)
Ponta : C'mon, you'll be surrounded by a bunch of hotties, so shouldn't you be happy?	(0:03:56.13)
Youto Yokodera : That's not the problem.	(0:04:00.24)
Youto Yokodera : I've always had this bad habit of never letting out my actual thoughts.	(0:04:02.49)
Ponta : This is what they call true feelings and facades.	(0:04:07.40)
Youto Yokodera : I want to spend more time thinking about women!	(0:04:09.68)
Youto Yokodera : Instead of becoming the president, I'd rather just quit the club and spend my time having fun with the ladies!	(0:04:13.43)
Ponta : Ah, so you'd want to ruin your life?	(0:04:18.25)
Ponta : Yokodera, there's something I want to give you.	(0:04:24.86)
Youto Yokodera : Wow!	(0:04:29.58)
Youto Yokodera : Isn't that the legendary New Year's Princess?!	(0:04:30.60)
Youto Yokodera : And the mighty Street Corner Swimsuit Selection?	(0:04:33.66)
Youto Yokodera : And all those nice yellow marks!	(0:04:36.52)
Youto Yokodera : I thought you kept these treasures behind seven locks!	(0:04:39.16)
Ponta : Yokodera, my friend, I've decided to leave the path of lewdness behind.	(0:04:42.58)
Youto Yokodera : How can you possibly say that, Ponta?!	(0:04:47.13)
Youto Yokodera : Don't you remember the promise we made on that day?	(0:04:48.90)
Youto Yokodera : Where'd all your hopes and dreams go?	(0:04:50.54)
Ponta : Listen up, Casanova.	(0:04:54.50)
Ponta : There are many children starving and in poverty around the world.	(0:04:56.09)
Ponta : As a fellow inhabitant of Earth, I cannot overlook such an injustice.	(0:04:59.83)
Ponta : As your childhood friend, I beg of you!	(0:05:05.50)
Ponta : Buy these off me for 100 yen!	(0:05:07.87)
Youto Yokodera : For 100 yen?!	(0:05:09.98)
Ponta : For 100 yen I can give those children 40 liters of water.	(0:05:12.02)
Ponta : It would be another step toward world peace!	(0:05:15.98)
Youto Yokodera : Ponta, what happened?	(0:05:19.48)
Ponta : You ever heard about the Stony Cat statue on the hill with the lone cedar?	(0:05:23.36)
Ponta : The Stony Cat.	(0:05:33.92)
Ponta : If you give it an offering,	(0:05:35.78)
Ponta : it'll free you from something you don't need and give it to someone who needs it more.	(0:05:37.64)
Ponta : I've known for a while now that I'll never become a decent person if I keep living like this.	(0:05:41.40)
Ponta : The thing I want to get rid of most is obviously my lust.	(0:05:45.64)
Ponta : So I offered it a Dutch wife that was just lying collecting dust, and guess what!	(0:05:48.74)
Ponta : All of my lust disappeared like I'd just had a good fap!	(0:05:53.22)
Ponta : I was ready to struggle for world peace!	(0:05:55.94)
Youto Yokodera : So it's free as long as you really wish for it...	(0:05:59.36)
Youto Yokodera : The thing I want to get rid of is my facade.	(0:06:05.87)
Youto Yokodera : I can't live freely because of my facade.	(0:06:08.76)
Youto Yokodera : I want to think even more about girls.	(0:06:12.54)
Youto Yokodera : I want to see even more girls!	(0:06:14.76)
Youto Yokodera : I want to get along with girls, both above and beyond their skirts!	(0:06:16.66)
Youto Yokodera : This cat doesn't look too friendly.	(0:06:25.70)
Youto Yokodera : I can't get it off.	(0:06:31.11)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : A pervert!	(0:06:43.91)
Youto Yokodera : This isn't want you think!	(0:06:45.67)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I don't want to know!	(0:06:47.22)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I didn't see anything!	(0:06:48.71)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Or at least, that's the story!	(0:06:49.55)
Youto Yokodera : Your story?	(0:06:51.52)
Youto Yokodera : Won't that just change later?	(0:06:52.64)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Of course! The Japanese policemen are on my side!	(0:06:55.27)
Youto Yokodera : I'm telling you this is a misunderstanding!	(0:07:00.02)
Youto Yokodera : You'll definitely understand once we settle down and talk!	(0:07:02.02)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I don't want to! Things like that should only come with love!	(0:07:05.19)
Youto Yokodera : Things like what?!	(0:07:08.24)
Youto Yokodera : Oh, just shut up. I'll be gentle!	(0:07:09.86)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I don't want it gentle or wild! I'm terribly unlucky!	(0:07:11.66)
Youto Yokodera : I'm telling you you're misunderstanding!	(0:07:15.24)
Youto Yokodera : Ouch...	(0:07:22.46)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I'm not tasty at all.	(0:07:27.53)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I'm thin and flat-chested. I don't even need a bra.	(0:07:31.20)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : The results of my physical were the worse in the class.	(0:07:35.15)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : If you wait another two years, I'm sure I'll get more tasty.	(0:07:39.89)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I just wanted to remain a virgin until then...	(0:07:45.13)
Youto Yokodera : Please listen...	(0:07:52.05)
Youto Yokodera : Barbara's just a Dutch wife.	(0:07:53.19)
Youto Yokodera : I'm completely innocent. I've never knocked a girl down before.	(0:07:56.82)
Youto Yokodera : I'm still pure.	(0:08:00.84)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : If you're safe and pure, then could you get off me?	(0:08:06.81)
Youto Yokodera : Sorry...	(0:08:11.77)
Youto Yokodera : I didn't want to scare you. I just got carried away...	(0:08:14.18)
Youto Yokodera : I'm sorry.	(0:08:20.89)
Youto Yokodera : We're sorry.	(0:08:23.38)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : What's up with that? Even the way you apologize is perverted.	(0:08:29.00)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I see... You want to lose your facade?	(0:08:37.62)
Youto Yokodera : Yeah, I thought about asking the cat statue for help.	(0:08:39.74)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : That's a pretty popular rumor, isn't it?	(0:08:43.43)
Youto Yokodera : Thanks.	(0:08:47.91)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : By the way, in my family, we live by the rule:	(0:08:52.66)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : "when a man shames you, make him take responsibility for the rest of his life."	(0:08:55.30)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I hope you're prepared.	(0:09:00.43)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I'm joking. You don't have to sound so displeased.	(0:09:03.79)
Youto Yokodera : That's not it! That was my facade!	(0:09:07.58)
Youto Yokodera : Actually, I'm really happy. Though I'm not sure if I should be...	(0:09:10.13)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Then will you take responsibility?	(0:09:11.97)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I'm joking. You're really not that good at using your facade or revealing your true feelings, huh?	(0:09:16.02)
Youto Yokodera : Sorry...	(0:09:20.74)
Youto Yokodera : So why are you here?	(0:09:24.43)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I want to become a bit more adultlike.	(0:09:29.37)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I want to be able to hide my true feelings a little, instead of always crying or getting angry right away.	(0:09:32.84)
Youto Yokodera : I'd say girls who show their emotions are cuter though.	(0:09:37.75)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : That's not true at all! Besides, I don't want to be seen as a child!	(0:09:42.18)
Youto Yokodera : I see...	(0:09:45.61)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Would you like to pray together?	(0:09:48.90)
Youto Yokodera : May I never be able to tell lies and lose my facade.	(0:09:57.32)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : May my true feelings not show so easily anymore.	(0:10:02.43)
Youto Yokodera : Huh? What was that?	(0:10:13.18)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Did you steal one of my meat buns?	(0:10:15.67)
Youto Yokodera : I only had the one you gave me...	(0:10:20.54)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I see.	(0:10:22.89)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : One of the ones I brought as a snack is gone.	(0:10:24.69)
Youto Yokodera : You wanted to eat even more of them?	(0:10:27.77)
Youto Yokodera : Barbara's belt's gone!	(0:10:30.68)
Youto Yokodera : Now I'll have to carry her home in my arms!	(0:10:33.21)
Youto Yokodera : Though I guess it's good practice for carrying girls in my arms.	(0:10:36.80)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : You're such a pervert.	(0:10:40.97)
Youto Yokodera : Oh well, nothing happened.	(0:10:43.79)
Youto Yokodera : How about we just head home?	(0:10:46.62)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Yeah.	(0:10:47.59)
Youto Yokodera : We were too careless.	(0:10:53.15)
Youto Yokodera : We went there to pray as we completely underestimated the Stony Cat's power.	(0:10:55.53)
Youto Yokodera : The best thing about summer is the underwear lines showing through girls' blouses!	(0:11:08.38)
Youto Yokodera : The smell of their sweat fuels my heart's fire!	(0:11:13.47)
Ponta : You're going all out so early in the morning.	(0:11:15.63)
EXTRA : Azuki, I love you!	(0:11:18.28)
Ponta : Oh look, here goes Azuki Azusa's Prize Time.	(0:11:19.86)
EXTRA : I love you a lot!	(0:11:20.53)
Youto Yokodera : Who's that girl?	(0:11:23.17)
Ponta : Huh? C'mon man, she transferred here this spring.	(0:11:24.31)
Ponta : She's some crazy beauty and she keeps getting hit on all the time.	(0:11:27.44)
Youto Yokodera : I didn't know. I was always busy with the morning practice.	(0:11:30.98)
Ponta : Oh, right. By the way, what about your club—	(0:11:33.92)
Azusa Azuki : You want to date me?	(0:11:35.79)
Azusa Azuki : So what? Even flamingos do courting dances, but you...	(0:11:38.34)
Azusa Azuki : Is this really all you've got?	(0:11:43.98)
EXTRA : Huh?	(0:11:45.60)
Azusa Azuki : Parrots can talk too.	(0:11:47.46)
Azusa Azuki : Show your feelings with actions!	(0:11:49.97)
Azusa Azuki : I'm not expecting you to come for me in a Rolls-Royce	(0:11:51.69)
Azusa Azuki : or to roll out the red carpet for me in school.	(0:11:53.48)
Azusa Azuki : Just things like...	(0:11:56.26)
Azusa Azuki : Well, would you rush to me when I called you, be it night or day?	(0:11:57.39)
Azusa Azuki : Would you obey me like a good butler and devote everything to me?	(0:12:00.53)
Azusa Azuki : Didn't think so.	(0:12:05.85)
EXTRA : Th-Thank you very much!	(0:12:08.41)
EXTRA : What a dignified lady!	(0:12:11.73)
Ponta : She's a pretty high class woman, so she's as discriminating as it gets.	(0:12:13.07)
Ponta : She treats everyone harshly like that,	(0:12:17.56)
Ponta : but guys who're into those kind of things just call this their Prize Time.	(0:12:19.41)
Youto Yokodera : Hmm...	(0:12:23.30)
Youto Yokodera : Well, she acts all high-and-mighty, but the only thing mighty about her is her flat chest.	(0:12:29.80)
Youto Yokodera : That's weird.	(0:12:35.97)
Youto Yokodera : I just spoke my mind like nothing.	(0:12:37.53)
Azusa Azuki : Aha! What an interesting thing for you to say.	(0:12:40.33)
Azusa Azuki : You sounded like a badly-trained dog just bit you.	(0:12:44.94)
Youto Yokodera : Damn, it's still just as flat up close.	(0:12:47.09)
Youto Yokodera : You don't have to worry!	(0:12:55.18)
Youto Yokodera : Of course I like well-proportioned girls,	(0:12:56.85)
Youto Yokodera : but there're people who think a flat chest is a wonderful status symbol!	(0:12:58.42)
Youto Yokodera : Not to mention that if you're flat, you don't need to bother with bras!	(0:13:01.32)
Youto Yokodera : And they won't ever sag either, since there's nothing to sag in the first place!	(0:13:03.83)
Youto Yokodera : Isn't that wonderful, Flatty?	(0:13:09.74)
Youto Yokodera : Excuse me!	(0:13:14.28)
Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : I see you're enjoying yourself.	(0:13:18.32)
Azusa Azuki : Who do you think you are? Don't stick your head into this problem!	(0:13:22.67)
Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : Shut up! You're in the way here.	(0:13:24.54)
Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : This man must now choose between life and death.	(0:13:27.14)
Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : Dead or die!	(0:13:30.07)
Azusa Azuki : Dead or die?	(0:13:34.55)
Youto Yokodera : Girls fighting over me! This is like a dream...	(0:13:37.04)
Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : Hey, Yokodera! Why did you skip morning practice?!	(0:13:40.52)
Youto Yokodera : Actually, I was pretty busy last night, so I overslept.	(0:13:44.55)
Youto Yokodera : Don't dress like that! Anything but that!	(0:13:49.78)
Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : What are you talking about?	(0:13:52.64)
Youto Yokodera : Why the shorts, President?!	(0:13:58.02)
Youto Yokodera : What happened to your usual tights?	(0:14:00.58)
Youto Yokodera : This ruins the binding teen fetishism!	(0:14:03.15)
Youto Yokodera : Take those off right away and change into tights!	(0:14:05.87)
Youto Yokodera : You're so inconsiderate!	(0:14:09.02)
Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : Pervert.	(0:14:15.61)
Youto Yokodera : And from that moment on, I was known as the Perverted Prince.	(0:14:18.72)
EXTRA : See ya, Perverted Prince!	(0:14:25.23)
EXTRA : I could live without the title.	(0:14:27.16)
Youto Yokodera : This isn't fair. Why am I saying everything that's on my mind?	(0:14:29.69)
Youto Yokodera : Damn! Now I should watch an old recording of an idols' swimsuit contest!	(0:14:33.85)
Youto Yokodera : Wet boobs and wet memories!	(0:14:39.48)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : You're as perverted as they say.	(0:14:42.54)
Youto Yokodera : Who's that?	(0:14:48.95)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Why are you staring at me like that?	(0:14:50.62)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : You're even more perverted than they say.	(0:14:52.62)
Youto Yokodera : That's not it! Who're you?	(0:14:54.82)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Can you remember me like this?	(0:14:57.09)
Youto Yokodera : Ouch...	(0:15:01.00)
Youto Yokodera : If someone caught me like this again, I'd...	(0:15:03.64)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Again?	(0:15:06.97)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I see. So that wasn't your first time then?	(0:15:09.77)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : You're so completely, utterly, and helplessly perverted.	(0:15:13.72)
Youto Yokodera : Are you the girl from the hill?	(0:15:21.24)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I'm Tsutsukakushi Tsukiko.	(0:15:23.97)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : That said, this position is embarrassing, so please get off me.	(0:15:26.06)
Youto Yokodera : Embarrassing?	(0:15:29.98)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Yes. Extremely embarrassing.	(0:15:31.51)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I haven't been able to get my feelings to show on my face since we prayed to that cat.	(0:15:36.60)
Youto Yokodera : So my facade was taken along with the belt...	(0:15:42.14)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : And my emotional expressions were taken along with a meat bun.	(0:15:46.48)
Youto Yokodera : I never really thought it had that kind of power.	(0:15:51.63)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : It went too far in fulfilling my wish. It's causing me problems.	(0:15:55.35)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Not being able to express my feelings makes my life even harder.	(0:15:58.54)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Please, give back what you've taken from me.	(0:16:03.84)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I beg you.	(0:16:06.39)
Youto Yokodera : I think it's too late for that.	(0:16:07.89)
Youto Yokodera : The Stony Cat's legend says that it gives something you don't want to someone who needs it.	(0:16:12.00)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Yes.	(0:16:19.27)
Youto Yokodera : Someone already got my facade.	(0:16:20.67)
Youto Yokodera : And we don't know if there's any way to get your expressions back from the cat.	(0:16:23.90)
Youto Yokodera : So...	(0:16:28.23)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : So what should I do?	(0:16:29.81)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Will I have to live my whole life like this?	(0:16:32.91)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : What will happen to me if I continue to be like this?	(0:16:35.46)
Youto Yokodera : Wait, I know!	(0:16:40.09)
Youto Yokodera : There's an easy way to make you laugh!	(0:16:41.62)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : What is it?	(0:16:43.87)
Youto Yokodera : This, of course!	(0:16:45.44)
Youto Yokodera : Come on, laugh!	(0:16:48.90)
Youto Yokodera : I'll tickle you more!	(0:16:50.36)
Youto Yokodera : Now I look like a real pervert!	(0:16:53.60)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : You don't just look like one!	(0:16:56.99)
Youto Yokodera : I'm sorry.	(0:17:00.53)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : But still, I managed to come up with a solution.	(0:17:02.31)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : The cat statue gives someone what you don't want, right?	(0:17:07.02)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Then all we have to do is find someone who wants to get rid of their facade and make them pray to the cat.	(0:17:09.42)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : In that situation, the cat should give their facade to you, who needs it more.	(0:17:14.18)
Youto Yokodera : Yeah! That's right!	(0:17:19.45)
Youto Yokodera : I wanted to tell you that by tickling you!	(0:17:21.32)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Are you really reflecting on your actions?	(0:17:24.84)
Youto Yokodera : Not at all!	(0:17:28.20)
Youto Yokodera : Uh-oh.	(0:17:30.69)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : You're painfully honest.	(0:17:32.43)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : What a pain.	(0:17:34.17)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Your pervertedness will lead you to ruin if you keep going like this.	(0:17:35.81)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I think I should help you find someone who wants to get rid of their facade.	(0:17:38.61)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Do you mind?	(0:17:43.79)
Youto Yokodera : Then let's find someone who wants to hide their emotions too.	(0:17:45.01)
Youto Yokodera : And so, me and Tsutsukakushi agreed to cooperate in order to solve our problems.	(0:17:51.38)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : What happened to you today?	(0:18:01.93)
Youto Yokodera : I tried to check if the Queen of Steel was unsure about keeping up her facade...	(0:18:05.18)
Youto Yokodera : Good morning!	(0:18:11.31)
Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : Ah, Yokodera. Have you fixed your pervertedness yet?	(0:18:12.85)
Youto Yokodera : President, how old were you when your boobs started growing?	(0:18:16.07)
Tsukushi Tsutsukakushi : You freak. Die. Three times.	(0:18:24.25)
Youto Yokodera : Well, she didn't even try to pretend while beating me to a pulp.	(0:18:28.28)
Youto Yokodera : Ouch! That hurts! It's so cold!	(0:18:33.84)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I get that you're looking for someone who has problems with being honest,	(0:18:34.75)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : but there should be some other way to do that.	(0:18:38.60)
Azusa Azuki : You're noisy.	(0:18:43.40)
Azusa Azuki : Ah, the pervert from the other day!	(0:18:45.09)
Youto Yokodera : Isn't that Azuki Azusa?	(0:18:47.41)
Youto Yokodera : Did you sleep well?	(0:18:49.14)
Azusa Azuki : Don't talk to me! You pervert!	(0:18:50.62)
Azusa Azuki : Why would you even ask that? You pervert!	(0:18:52.74)
Youto Yokodera : There's still some drool on your chin.	(0:18:55.28)
Youto Yokodera : Drool can be a part of fashion when you're a real lady, right?	(0:18:59.30)
Azusa Azuki : That's right! Don't point it out!	(0:19:02.79)
Azusa Azuki : That's like giving warm gloves to penguins!	(0:19:06.24)
Youto Yokodera : Does that also apply to the open button on your blouse?	(0:19:09.64)
Youto Yokodera : Why's your skirt rolled up so high?	(0:19:12.73)
Youto Yokodera : Could you be inviting me?	(0:19:14.98)
Youto Yokodera : A lady naturally checks her appearance, so it must be intentional!	(0:19:18.39)
Azusa Azuki : Of course!	(0:19:22.96)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Excuse me. What exactly is the relationship between you two?	(0:19:25.11)
Azusa Azuki : Relationship?	(0:19:29.15)
Azusa Azuki : He's a perverted freak!	(0:19:30.81)
Youto Yokodera : Oh, please! You don't seem like the type of person who'd tempt someone you don't even know!	(0:19:32.42)
Azusa Azuki : Pervert!	(0:19:38.31)
Azusa Azuki : True. Every favor must be returned, right?	(0:19:43.19)
Azusa Azuki : F-Farewell!	(0:19:49.45)
Youto Yokodera : Must be tough to be so proud.	(0:19:53.42)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I see. So favors must be returned, is that it?	(0:19:58.59)
Youto Yokodera : Stop kicking!	(0:20:01.76)
Youto Yokodera : It was so much fun that I couldn't stop teasing her!	(0:20:02.84)
Youto Yokodera : I'm sorry!	(0:20:05.17)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : So there's really nothing between the two of you?	(0:20:07.64)
Youto Yokodera : Of course! She hates me a lot!	(0:20:11.27)
Youto Yokodera : She'd kill me if the two of us were alone.	(0:20:14.43)
Youto Yokodera : What?	(0:20:16.98)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : That means she couldn't speak her mind because I was here.	(0:20:18.36)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : She acted unnaturally.	(0:20:24.82)
Youto Yokodera : So she can't be honest in front of others?	(0:20:27.03)
Youto Yokodera : I mean, I did call her flat in front of all those people!	(0:20:30.53)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Did you?	(0:20:34.97)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : You're fatally perverted.	(0:20:36.32)
Youto Yokodera : But she didn't get mad at me.	(0:20:38.46)
Youto Yokodera : She had to maintain her ladylike composure in front of others.	(0:20:40.10)
Youto Yokodera : Though normally, it'd be impossible to stay so calm.	(0:20:44.00)
Youto Yokodera : And her choker's just like the belt the Stony Cat took from me.	(0:20:48.23)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : So that means...	(0:20:54.92)
Youto Yokodera : That Azuki Azusa can't be honest because she was given my facade by the cat!	(0:20:57.54)
Youto Yokodera : Yeah, that means I can just get my facade back from her somehow!	(0:21:02.78)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : I wonder if it'll really be so easy.	(0:21:07.13)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : She got your facade because she needed it.	(0:21:10.90)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Then will she really let it—	(0:21:15.86)
Youto Yokodera : Of course! It's social etiquette 101 to give back what you take from others!	(0:21:17.61)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : But...	(0:21:21.73)
Youto Yokodera : Be right back!	(0:21:22.39)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : What...	(0:21:24.81)
Youto Yokodera : Azuki Azusa's definitely a worthy opponent,	(0:21:25.93)
Youto Yokodera : but I get beat up all the time because of what that cat took from me! I'm suffering here!	(0:21:28.93)
Youto Yokodera : I can't just let her walk away!	(0:21:33.17)
Youto Yokodera : Azuki Azusa! Give back what's mine!	(0:21:40.57)
Youto Yokodera : I realized something after watching you!	(0:21:47.64)
Youto Yokodera : You took everything from me!	(0:21:50.59)
Youto Yokodera : Take responsibility!	(0:21:54.14)
Azusa Azuki : What are you saying, you pervert?!	(0:21:59.15)
Azusa Azuki : Well, you're supposed to show your feelings through action.	(0:22:02.33)
Azusa Azuki : But what could you possibly do for me?	(0:22:05.98)
Youto Yokodera : Don't you dare use my facade like that!	(0:22:10.10)
Youto Yokodera : I want to take everything that's yours!	(0:22:14.26)
Azusa Azuki : Everything?	(0:22:16.84)
Youto Yokodera : So let me stay by your side!	(0:22:17.75)
Azusa Azuki : By my side?	(0:22:20.45)
Youto Yokodera : 24/7/365, forever and ever!	(0:22:21.36)
Azusa Azuki : F-F-Forever?!	(0:22:24.40)
Youto Yokodera : So when you're in the mood, you should open your heart and body to me.	(0:22:26.28)
Youto Yokodera : That way we can share what's important to both of us!	(0:22:30.13)
EXTRA : Whoa, that's the Perverted Prince for you!	(0:22:34.99)
EXTRA : Just how low can he go?	(0:22:36.55)
Youto Yokodera : Azuki Azusa!	(0:22:37.34)
Youto Yokodera : You said I should show it with actions.	(0:22:39.33)
Azusa Azuki : W-Wait! Wh-What do you want to do?!	(0:22:42.34)
Youto Yokodera : Woof!	(0:22:47.36)
Youto Yokodera : I'll become your dog if you let me stay by your side!	(0:22:54.96)
EXTRA : Now what, Azuki?	(0:22:58.27)
EXTRA : The Perverted Prince's confessed!	(0:22:59.67)
Azusa Azuki : No, there's no way.	(0:23:01.11)
Azusa Azuki : How could I be with this pervert forever?!	(0:23:03.50)
Azusa Azuki : There's just no way that's possible!	(0:23:05.66)
Azusa Azuki : Yay, hurray!	(0:23:12.08)
Azusa Azuki : I'm happy like a curled-up cheetah!	(0:23:15.45)
EXTRA : The mighty lady has fallen!	(0:23:20.18)
Youto Yokodera : And so, to retrieve my lost facade, I changed jobs from being a prince to being a dog.	(0:23:22.94)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : What a pervert.	(0:23:31.52)
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi : Next time: Fairies Don't Get Angry.	(0:23:35.57)