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▶ EXTRA : Tests are such a drag.	(0:00:01.19)
▶ EXTRA : These quizzes...	(0:00:04.03)
▶ EXTRA : Gotta get my act together.	(0:00:05.26)
▶ EXTRA : Man, I just wanna go and do something fun!	(0:00:07.07)
▶ EXTRA : Study! Study!	(0:00:09.12)
▶ EXTRA : Get a load of her, trying to look all cool by herself.	(0:00:11.15)
▶ EXTRA : At least an average score...	(0:00:13.42)
▶ EXTRA : No one cares about a loser like you.	(0:00:15.82)
▶ EXTRA : She missed a few days of school, and now she's getting all kinds of special treatment.	(0:00:19.99)
▶ EXTRA : Wearing a sweater instead of a uniform...	(0:00:23.98)
▶ EXTRA : You waste of space.	(0:00:29.89)
▶ Mutsumi : Help me.	(0:00:37.64)
▶ Mutsumi : Help me, God!	(0:00:40.19)
▶ Yato : Your prayer...	(0:00:43.79)
▶ Yato : has been heard loud and clear!	(0:00:47.29)
▶ Tomone : Hey, doesn't this Phantom seem unusually large?	(0:00:49.77)
▶ Yato : Well, it is exam season. They're all pretty stressed out.	(0:00:53.30)
▶ Yato : With you here, this will be a walk in the park.	(0:00:56.77)
▶ Yato : Let's go, Tomone!	(0:00:58.86)
▶ Tomone : Okay, Yato-san.	(0:01:00.34)
▶ Yato : Come, Hanki!	(0:01:03.25)
▶ Yato : Hey! Hey! Hey!	(0:01:11.55)
▶ Yato : Thou who dares desecrate this land of the rising sun!	(0:01:25.96)
▶ Yato : I now lay waste to thee with Hanki...	(0:01:30.27)
▶ Yato : and expel thy vast defilement!	(0:01:32.61)
▶ Yato : Rend!	(0:01:47.13)
▶ Yato : You weren't even a plaything for my Sacred Treasure.	(0:01:56.69)
▶ Tomone : Yato-san? Hey, Yato-san!	(0:02:00.37)
▶ Yato : Oh, right.	(0:02:02.50)
▶ Yato : Revert, Tomo.	(0:02:04.41)
▶ Tomone : You and your disgusting, sweaty hands...	(0:02:12.15)
▶ Yato : H-How... dare you?!	(0:02:14.65)
▶ Yato : I'm your master!	(0:02:17.18)
▶ Tomone : We need to talk, Yato-san.	(0:02:18.42)
▶ Yato : Huh?	(0:02:20.11)
▶ Tomone : I'm quitting. I will no longer be your Sacred Treasure.	(0:02:21.04)
▶ Yato : Huh?	(0:02:24.05)
▶ Yato : Wait, Tomone. It's only been three months—	(0:02:24.92)
▶ Tomone : I can't take it anymore!	(0:02:27.12)
▶ Tomone : I can't go on like this!	(0:02:28.38)
▶ Tomone : We are through!	(0:02:28.92)
▶ Tomone : Living like a vagrant with a minor god who doesn't even have a shrine...	(0:02:29.78)
▶ Tomone : Every fiber of my being is screaming in protest!	(0:02:33.06)
▶ Yato : Huh?	(0:02:35.84)
▶ Yato : Uh... I should be the one crying.	(0:02:41.15)
▶ Yato : A-All right! All right already!	(0:02:45.91)
▶ Yato : Hanki, I release you.	(0:02:49.51)
▶ Tomone : It's gone!	(0:02:56.05)
▶ Yato : Let me give you one last piece of advice:	(0:02:57.12)
▶ Yato : You should give a full month's notice before you quit! It's common courtesy!	(0:02:59.14)
▶ Tomone : Thanks for nothing,	(0:03:02.70)
▶ Tomone : you jobless, sweats-wearing bum who calls himself a god!	(0:03:04.36)
▶ Yato : So that's the real you, huh?!	(0:03:07.88)
▶ Tomone : See ya!	(0:03:08.18)
▶ Yato : Damn it!	(0:03:10.15)
▶ Yato : You'll come crawling back to me once I make it big! Just you watch!	(0:03:11.00)
▶ Yato : I'll have 120 million worshipers and be a god amongst gods!	(0:03:13.85)
▶ Yato : You dumb bitch!	(0:03:19.59)
▶ Yato : Stupid Tomone... I can't believe a Sacred Treasure actually quit on me.	(0:04:57.57)
▶ Yato : Just my luck...	(0:05:03.51)
▶ Yato : Time for a break.	(0:05:05.39)
▶ Yato : There's no way I can build a shrine with just this much.	(0:05:09.13)
▶ Yato : Wait, I have to find a new Sacred Treasure first!	(0:05:11.95)
▶ Yato : Even if I am a god, I'm essentially unarmed without a Sacred Treasure!	(0:05:15.54)
▶ Yato : Completely naked!	(0:05:18.76)
▶ Yato : I can't take on any jobs like this!	(0:05:21.61)
▶ Yato : Not like I get many jobs in the first place...	(0:05:26.17)
▶ Yato : Hello! Thank you for calling!	(0:05:32.71)
▶ Yato : Fast, affordable, and reliable!	(0:05:34.72)
▶ Yato : Delivery God Yato, at your service!	(0:05:36.72)
▶ Yato : Huh?	(0:05:39.27)
▶ Yato : Milord has gone missing?	(0:05:41.13)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Milord?	(0:05:48.69)
▶ EXTRA : There are people who actually give their pets these kinds of names.	(0:05:49.95)
▶ EXTRA : Yeah, like "Lord," "King," or "God"!	(0:05:53.30)
▶ Hiyori Iki : God...	(0:05:56.83)
▶ EXTRA : Wait, didn't you name your dog after Zenny's leader, Ami?	(0:05:58.06)
▶ EXTRA : That's so lame!	(0:06:00.54)
▶ EXTRA : What do you mean, "lame"?!	(0:06:01.70)
▶ EXTRA : Shiina's the love of my life!	(0:06:02.96)
▶ EXTRA : I'm all about The Hundred Archfiends!	(0:06:04.88)
▶ EXTRA : How can you like that flashy pop band?	(0:06:07.58)
▶ Yato : Milord! Milord!	(0:06:09.51)
▶ EXTRA : No, The Hundred Archfiends are!	(0:06:14.06)
▶ EXTRA : Hey, Hiyori!	(0:06:15.82)
▶ EXTRA : Who are your gods?!	(0:06:16.81)
▶ Hiyori Iki : I've finished downloading my god!	(0:06:21.11)
▶ EXTRA : We're now in the final round of the showdown of the century!	(0:06:23.63)
▶ EXTRA : The two circle around and—	(0:06:27.19)
▶ EXTRA : Oh my! He grabs his leg!	(0:06:28.72)
▶ EXTRA : What will Touno do?!	(0:06:30.86)
▶ EXTRA : There it is!	(0:06:38.67)
▶ EXTRA : His deadly Jungle Savete!	(0:06:40.21)
▶ EXTRA : Sorry. We should have known you weren't into this stuff.	(0:06:44.00)
▶ EXTRA : Right, you're a closet martial arts fan.	(0:06:47.26)
▶ Hiyori Iki : I wouldn't say I'm a closet fan.	(0:06:50.97)
▶ EXTRA : You haven't told your parents, right?	(0:06:53.48)
▶ EXTRA : I think my mother would throw a fit if she found out I'm into this.	(0:06:55.54)
▶ EXTRA : "My, how uncivilized!"	(0:06:59.56)
▶ EXTRA : "You must focus on being a lady...	(0:07:01.30)
▶ EXTRA : who won't bring shame to the Iki family!"	(0:07:03.02)
▶ EXTRA : "And then someday... find yourself a handsome husband!"	(0:07:04.78)
▶ Hiyori Iki : How do you know what my mom sounds like?!	(0:07:08.36)
▶ EXTRA : Anyway, Hiyori, are there any guys you like besides Touno?	(0:07:13.07)
▶ EXTRA : Yeah! Like someone who's within your reach!	(0:07:17.14)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Huh? Hm...	(0:07:20.29)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Someone I like...	(0:07:23.36)
▶ Hiyori Iki : I don't think there's anyone.	(0:07:26.91)
▶ Yato : Milord!	(0:07:44.81)
▶ Yato : Hey! Wait!	(0:07:49.13)
▶ Yato : Come back, Milord!	(0:07:51.07)
▶ Yato : Hey!	(0:07:53.03)
▶ EXTRA : Hiyori?!	(0:08:06.43)
▶ Yato : Hey! What happened?!	(0:08:09.63)
▶ EXTRA : A girl jumped in front of the bus!	(0:08:10.82)
▶ Yato : That's dangerous, you know!	(0:08:16.99)
▶ Yato : Running into the middle of the street like that...	(0:08:18.64)
▶ Hiyori Iki : You could've died!	(0:08:20.25)
▶ Yato : Oh, uh, more importantly...	(0:08:22.28)
▶ EXTRA : Hiyori?! Hiyori?!	(0:08:25.48)
▶ EXTRA : Say something, Hiyori!	(0:08:27.27)
▶ EXTRA : Hiyori!	(0:08:29.11)
▶ EXTRA : Is she all right?	(0:08:30.20)
▶ EXTRA : I just called for an ambulance!	(0:08:31.72)
▶ EXTRA : Wha...	(0:08:33.11)
▶ EXTRA : What?	(0:08:34.49)
▶ EXTRA : What?	(0:08:35.74)
▶ EXTRA : What?!	(0:08:37.55)
▶ EXTRA : Hiyori?!	(0:08:42.21)
▶ EXTRA : Can you hear me, Hiyori?!	(0:08:43.38)
▶ EXTRA : Hiyori!	(0:08:49.07)
▶ EXTRA : Thank goodness! You're awake!	(0:08:50.00)
▶ EXTRA : Are you all right?! Are you in any pain?!	(0:08:52.48)
▶ EXTRA : Hurry, dear! Examine her!	(0:08:54.68)
▶ EXTRA : R-Right!	(0:08:56.72)
▶ EXTRA : She seems just fine.	(0:09:02.93)
▶ EXTRA : What a relief!	(0:09:05.87)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Father...	(0:09:08.07)
▶ EXTRA : The results of your CAT scan looked just fine, and your EEG appears to be normal, too.	(0:09:09.26)
▶ EXTRA : You were hit by a bus and somehow only got a few scratches.	(0:09:13.19)
▶ Hiyori Iki : A bus...	(0:09:17.61)
▶ EXTRA : I'm worried, dear.	(0:09:18.70)
▶ EXTRA : If anything should happen to our precious Hiyori...	(0:09:20.94)
▶ EXTRA : This is our hospital, so you should keep her here a while!	(0:09:24.09)
▶ EXTRA : Come, now. There's a whole list of patients waiting for their turns too.	(0:09:27.40)
▶ EXTRA : But...	(0:09:31.00)
▶ Hiyori Iki : What about the other guy that got hit?	(0:09:32.54)
▶ EXTRA : Oh, I saw him!	(0:09:36.91)
▶ EXTRA : I think.	(0:09:38.55)
▶ EXTRA : Huh? There was no one else there.	(0:09:40.02)
▶ EXTRA : Hiyori was the only one lying the middle of the street.	(0:09:42.72)
▶ EXTRA : Huh?	(0:09:45.02)
▶ EXTRA : Maybe your memory is still a bit hazy, Hiyori.	(0:09:46.06)
▶ Hiyori Iki : But he was there.	(0:09:50.00)
▶ EXTRA : Are you tired? You must be exhausted.	(0:09:54.33)
▶ EXTRA : You should just get some rest.	(0:09:57.22)
▶ Hiyori Iki : I know for a fact that a guy was there.	(0:09:59.87)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Plus...	(0:10:03.29)
▶ Hiyori Iki : I remember seeing another me on the road.	(0:10:05.01)
▶ EXTRA : I don't want to die!	(0:10:30.85)
▶ EXTRA : Where is she?! I want to see her!	(0:10:32.10)
▶ EXTRA : When will they finally let me leave?	(0:10:34.82)
▶ EXTRA : Mommy...	(0:10:37.48)
▶ EXTRA : It hurts.	(0:10:42.78)
▶ EXTRA : It hurts!	(0:10:44.28)
▶ EXTRA : My legs hurt so much.	(0:10:46.08)
▶ EXTRA : We'll go when you're all better!	(0:10:49.37)
▶ EXTRA : I can't breathe.	(0:10:54.87)
▶ EXTRA : It hurts!	(0:10:55.72)
▶ EXTRA : It's hopeless.	(0:10:59.40)
▶ Yato : So you can hear the voices of the Far Shore?	(0:11:09.10)
▶ Yato : If you can move like that, you must be fine.	(0:11:20.15)
▶ Hiyori Iki : You're that guy!	(0:11:24.45)
▶ Yato : Thanks for this morning!	(0:11:26.14)
▶ Yato : I didn't really need any help avoiding that bus,	(0:11:28.47)
▶ Yato : but you're the first human that has tried to save me.	(0:11:32.47)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Wh-Who are you?	(0:11:35.36)
▶ Yato : I'm a god.	(0:11:40.79)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Hello, police?	(0:11:43.30)
▶ Hiyori Iki : There's a weird guy in sweats here, and he's saying he's a god—	(0:11:45.04)
▶ Yato : I really am a genuine, bonafide god!	(0:11:48.70)
▶ Yato : I'm the Yato god!	(0:11:52.27)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Yato god?	(0:11:55.19)
▶ Hiyori Iki : I've never heard of you.	(0:11:57.52)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Not once!	(0:12:00.12)
▶ Yato : Well, right now I'm an up-and-coming stray god.	(0:12:04.35)
▶ Yato : But just you watch!	(0:12:07.66)
▶ Yato : I'll soon be known far and wide!	(0:12:09.29)
▶ Yato : I'll be a god that everyone bows and prays to!	(0:12:13.71)
▶ Yato : And then...	(0:12:18.75)
▶ EXTRA : Heave-ho! Heave-ho!	(0:12:21.47)
▶ Yato : I will someday stand above all the other gods of this land!	(0:12:25.51)
▶ Yato : Tonight's gonna be pretty rough.	(0:12:40.49)
▶ Yato : This place is crawling with 'em.	(0:12:42.80)
▶ Yato : I can't really stick around without a Sacred Treasure.	(0:12:44.86)
▶ Yato : And Nora's busy tonight, so...	(0:12:48.39)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Wait, those are for me!	(0:12:50.62)
▶ Yato : Hey, what's your name?	(0:12:52.44)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Hiyori. Iki Hiyori.	(0:12:54.41)
▶ Yato : Hiyori...	(0:12:59.66)
▶ Yato : All right, I've made sure you're okay. Now we're even!	(0:13:02.79)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Huh?	(0:13:06.36)
▶ Yato : See ya!	(0:13:08.39)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Wai—	(0:13:10.91)
▶ Hiyori Iki : My body feels heavy.	(0:13:16.75)
▶ Hiyori Iki : I can't... stay awake.	(0:13:19.31)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Yato...	(0:13:21.48)
▶ EXTRA : Hiyori!	(0:13:29.43)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Ami-chan! Yama-chan!	(0:13:30.94)
▶ EXTRA : Are you all better?	(0:13:32.66)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Yeah!	(0:13:34.52)
▶ EXTRA : Man! I'm glad you didn't get hurt!	(0:13:35.14)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Sorry for worrying you!	(0:13:37.37)
▶ EXTRA : Jump into the street again and I'll hit you with a Jungle Savate!	(0:13:39.76)
▶ EXTRA : I bet she'd actually love it if it was from her dear Touno!	(0:13:43.84)
▶ EXTRA : Oh, come on!	(0:13:46.64)
▶ EXTRA : Whoa, Hiyori!	(0:13:48.67)
▶ Hiyori Iki : S-Sorry.	(0:13:50.83)
▶ Hiyori Iki : I get dizzy spells from time to time.	(0:13:52.55)
▶ EXTRA : Huh?	(0:13:55.06)
▶ EXTRA : Were you up all night playing video games?	(0:13:55.70)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Was that just a dream?	(0:14:02.77)
▶ Hiyori Iki : I feel like I met someone that night in the hospital.	(0:14:08.73)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Sweats...	(0:14:19.61)
▶ EXTRA : Are you okay, Hiyori?	(0:14:21.17)
▶ EXTRA : You seemed a bit off today.	(0:14:23.20)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Yeah. I've just been really sleepy.	(0:14:26.18)
▶ EXTRA : Maybe you slept a little too much in the hospital.	(0:14:28.68)
▶ EXTRA : The accident was just the other day, too.	(0:14:30.94)
▶ EXTRA : What is it, Hiyori?	(0:14:35.93)
▶ EXTRA : Hm? Oh, from the other day!	(0:14:40.29)
▶ Hiyori Iki : That's right.	(0:14:46.57)
▶ Hiyori Iki : I remember there was a guy in sweats when I was chasing this cat.	(0:14:48.55)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Milord!	(0:14:55.87)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Sorry, you guys. Go on without me.	(0:14:58.37)
▶ EXTRA : Huh?	(0:15:01.12)
▶ Hiyori Iki : I...	(0:15:02.16)
▶ Hiyori Iki : must henceforth locate Milord.	(0:15:04.51)
▶ EXTRA : What?!	(0:15:07.04)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Milord!	(0:15:09.63)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Milord!	(0:15:12.13)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Milord?	(0:15:14.19)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Nope.	(0:15:16.01)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Milord!	(0:15:17.85)
▶ Hiyori Iki : If I find that cat...	(0:15:20.55)
▶ Hiyori Iki : I might be able to remember.	(0:15:23.31)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Milord!	(0:15:26.55)
▶ Hiyori Iki : I'm starting to feel lightheaded again.	(0:15:37.53)
▶ Hiyori Iki : This smell...	(0:15:43.49)
▶ Yato : Hey!	(0:15:49.07)
▶ Yato : Milord!	(0:15:50.34)
▶ Yato : Come out! I got some nice catnip!	(0:15:52.48)
▶ Yato : Things are starting to get really rough.	(0:15:59.97)
▶ Yato : Milord!	(0:16:08.61)
▶ Yato : Wait! Stay right there!	(0:16:09.86)
▶ Yato : Don't run, now!	(0:16:11.98)
▶ Yato : What's the matter?	(0:16:17.21)
▶ EXTRA : Smells nice...	(0:16:20.46)
▶ EXTRA : Smells nice... Smells nice...	(0:16:26.40)
▶ EXTRA : Smells nice!	(0:16:30.22)
▶ EXTRA : Smells nice.	(0:16:32.79)
▶ Yato : These things are weak, but there's too many of them!	(0:16:40.43)
▶ Yato : Too many for me to handle!	(0:16:43.64)
▶ Yato : You teased them and made them angry, didn't you?	(0:16:46.81)
▶ Yato : Milord, you need to learn some self-control!	(0:16:50.29)
▶ EXTRA : Smells nice!	(0:16:57.82)
▶ Yato : In you go.	(0:17:06.07)
▶ Yato : That barely did anything!	(0:17:15.17)
▶ Yato : Come, Hanki!	(0:17:16.68)
▶ Yato : Shoot! I forgot that I don't have a Sacred Treasure!	(0:17:20.83)
▶ Yato : Iki Hiyori?!	(0:17:30.31)
▶ Hiyori Iki : What the hell—?!	(0:17:35.39)
▶ Hiyori Iki : All right!	(0:17:41.26)
▶ Hiyori Iki : You want a piece of me?!	(0:17:42.54)
▶ Yato : You idiot! You can't—	(0:17:44.26)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Jungle...	(0:17:53.17)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Savate!	(0:17:55.09)
▶ Hiyori Iki : I-I got it!	(0:18:08.24)
▶ Hiyori Iki : The great Touno has paid me a visit from the heavens!	(0:18:10.53)
▶ Hiyori Iki : I'll be a devoted follower for as long as I live!	(0:18:14.04)
▶ Yato : I think we lost it.	(0:18:36.67)
▶ Yato : This girl saved me again.	(0:18:39.37)
▶ Hiyori Iki : We finally meet again, Yato-san.	(0:18:44.07)
▶ Hiyori Iki : I had a lot to ask you that night,	(0:18:46.48)
▶ Hiyori Iki : but you just ran off so quickly.	(0:18:49.72)
▶ Hiyori Iki : No dodging the questions this time. I want straight answers!	(0:18:52.11)
▶ Yato : Just so you know...	(0:18:55.16)
▶ Yato : Your soul's slipped out.	(0:18:56.44)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Huh?	(0:18:58.48)
▶ Yato : Your body's stuck up there.	(0:19:02.39)
▶ Hiyori Iki : What?! That's me?!	(0:19:04.52)
▶ Hiyori Iki : H-How is this... Am I dead?!	(0:19:06.62)
▶ Yato : No, it's more like your body's just asleep.	(0:19:10.38)
▶ Yato : Sheesh. Some lucky cat you are.	(0:19:25.89)
▶ EXTRA : I'll hand out fliers and look some more tomorrow.	(0:19:34.21)
▶ EXTRA : Okay?	(0:19:37.00)
▶ EXTRA : Don't worry. I'm sure we'll find him!	(0:19:37.94)
▶ EXTRA : Yes?	(0:19:47.85)
▶ EXTRA : Milord!	(0:19:52.89)
▶ EXTRA : It's Milord! Milord!	(0:19:56.00)
▶ EXTRA : My wish really did come true!	(0:20:01.03)
▶ EXTRA : Thank you, Yato!	(0:20:03.29)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Smells nice...	(0:20:09.01)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Gross! Let go of me, you sicko!	(0:20:13.17)
▶ Yato : I'm not a sicko! I'm a god!	(0:20:16.91)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Again with that?!	(0:20:18.61)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Oh, yeah! My tail!	(0:20:20.16)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Huh? It's gone.	(0:20:21.78)
▶ Hiyori Iki : What? What's going on?	(0:20:23.74)
▶ Hiyori Iki : It was all a dream?	(0:20:26.13)
▶ Hiyori Iki : It wasn't, right?	(0:20:28.31)
▶ Hiyori Iki : What happened to me?	(0:20:30.75)
▶ Yato : It must've been the accident.	(0:20:35.87)
▶ Yato : There's the Near Shore, where the living reside, and then there's the Far Shore.	(0:20:39.05)
▶ Yato : Basically, you're existing in between the two right now.	(0:20:42.88)
▶ Hiyori Iki : The Near Shore and... Far Shore?	(0:20:46.99)
▶ Yato : Yeah.	(0:20:49.16)
▶ Yato : I guess the Far Shore is what you guys would call...	(0:20:50.06)
▶ Yato : the afterlife.	(0:20:53.83)
▶ Yato : You're alive, but at the same time, you're a Phantom.	(0:20:56.59)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Phantom?	(0:21:00.03)
▶ Yato : They're embodiments of emotional energy.	(0:21:01.79)
▶ Yato : They possess people and cause all sorts of trouble.	(0:21:04.84)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Wait, so that big frog just now... Was it also—	(0:21:09.69)
▶ Yato : A Phantom.	(0:21:12.32)
▶ Hiyori Iki : What?! So I'm the same as that thing?!	(0:21:13.16)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Huh?	(0:21:17.50)
▶ Yato : You're sort of half-and-half.	(0:21:18.16)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Uh... I don't really understand.	(0:21:20.60)
▶ Yato : Losing your body will be common for you now.	(0:21:24.95)
▶ Hiyori Iki : So, how do I go back to being human?	(0:21:29.77)
▶ Yato : I don't know if you can go back.	(0:21:32.06)
▶ Yato : This is just the way you are now. Accept it.	(0:21:34.14)
▶ Hiyori Iki : You can't be serious!	(0:21:37.22)
▶ Hiyori Iki : I can't live like this!	(0:21:38.27)
▶ Hiyori Iki : I don't want this! Turn me back!	(0:21:39.36)
▶ Hiyori Iki : You're a god, right?! Help me!	(0:21:41.40)
▶ Yato : Money.	(0:21:45.03)
▶ Hiyori Iki : You charge money?!	(0:21:45.98)
▶ Yato : Well, duh! There's no way I'd work for free!	(0:21:48.00)
▶ Hiyori Iki : It'll cost you this much.	(0:21:51.59)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Fifty thousand? Five hundred thousand?!	(0:21:53.20)
▶ Hiyori Iki : I don't have that kind of money!	(0:21:55.80)
▶ Yato : Are you crazy?	(0:21:57.49)
▶ Yato : I'm a god, remember?	(0:21:58.58)
▶ Yato : And everyone knows you're supposed to offer five-yen coins to gods!	(0:22:00.60)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Fi—	(0:22:07.57)
▶ Hiyori Iki : Huh? Um...	(0:22:08.79)
▶ Yato : Your wish...	(0:22:14.99)
▶ Yato : has been heard loud and clear!	(0:22:17.69)
▶ Yato : Iki Hiyori.	(0:22:20.43)
▶ Yato : May our fates intertwine verily.	(0:22:22.57)
▶ Yato : Step #1 in "Project: Make Yato a Major God"	(0:23:58.54)
▶ Yato : is to come up with a brand-new chant for the portable Yato shrines!	(0:24:00.88)
▶ Hiyori Iki : What's wrong with a simple "heave-ho"?	(0:24:03.50)
▶ Yato : Instead of "heave-ho" let's use "ya-ho"!	(0:24:06.00)
▶ Hiyori Iki : On the next Noragami : "Snow-like."	(0:24:07.71)
▶ Yato : Remember! That's "Ya-ho, Yato!"	(0:24:10.40)