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▶ EXTRA : This show contains scenes that some viewers may find disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised.	(0:00:00.00)
▶ EXTRA : No! Let me go!	(0:00:00.44)
▶ EXTRA : Stop it!	(0:00:02.66)
▶ EXTRA : Rita! Rita!	(0:00:03.75)
▶ EXTRA : Miss!	(0:00:05.40)
▶ EXTRA : Whoa, she pissed herself!	(0:00:08.46)
▶ EXTRA : Bloody hell...	(0:00:10.96)
▶ EXTRA : No!	(0:00:12.03)
▶ EXTRA : Stop!	(0:00:14.23)
▶ EXTRA : Do you men realize what'll happen if you—	(0:00:15.74)
▶ EXTRA : Better worry about yourself!	(0:00:20.58)
▶ EXTRA : We'll treat you nice like your little miss soon enough.	(0:00:24.12)
▶ EXTRA : There we go!	(0:00:32.63)
▶ EXTRA : Stop it! Stop! Please stop!	(0:00:34.99)
▶ EXTRA : Huh? Why's it so dark?	(0:00:41.10)
▶ EXTRA : Who are you supposed to be?!	(0:00:46.85)
▶ Arc : Hi there. It's me, Arc.	(0:00:51.31)
▶ Arc : That was kind of repulsive, so I went with a sneak attack.	(0:00:53.80)
▶ Arc : Where exactly am I?	(0:02:48.20)
▶ Arc : What the heck is this?!	(0:02:57.66)
▶ Arc : The heck is this?!	(0:03:00.07)
▶ Arc : The heck is this?!	(0:03:02.00)
▶ Arc : Okay, calm down, me.	(0:03:05.67)
▶ Arc : I recognize this gear.	(0:03:09.65)
▶ Arc : It's got light and fire element resistance!	(0:03:12.64)
▶ Arc : On top of all kinds of passive supports!	(0:03:15.03)
▶ Arc : A totally OP set of armor!	(0:03:17.23)
▶ Arc : The Holy Armor of Belenus!	(0:03:19.33)
▶ Arc : The Twilight Cloak, which has darkness resistance and provides mana regeneration!	(0:03:21.76)
▶ Arc : Providing status immunities that are based on your level...	(0:03:27.57)
▶ Arc : The Holy Shield of Teutates!	(0:03:30.32)
▶ Arc : And the blade that strikes as fast and bright as the lightning it's bathed in...	(0:03:33.71)
▶ Arc : The Holy Thunder Sword, Caladbolg!	(0:03:37.76)
▶ Arc : No doubt about it!	(0:03:40.61)
▶ Arc : This is my character from that game: Arc!	(0:03:42.36)
▶ EXTRA : {\fad(2000,1)\fnTimes New Roman\b1\an7\pos(20,20)\fs16\c&HDFDC95&\shad0}Core Stats Vitality Mana Attack Defense Magic Attack Magic Defense	(0:03:42.61)
▶ EXTRA : {\fad(2000,1)\fnTimes New Roman\b1\an8\pos(320,20)\fs16\c&HDFDC95&\shad0\3c&H8E400E&}Agility Focus Accuracy	(0:03:42.61b)
▶ Arc : I remember falling asleep playing yesterday, but...	(0:03:46.80)
▶ Arc : Is this a dream?	(0:03:52.51)
▶ Arc : Still, the sensation of holding this sword seems too real for that.	(0:03:53.54)
▶ Arc : Not to mention super-sweet!	(0:03:58.23)
▶ Arc : I'm covered in metal armor and I barely even notice the weight.	(0:04:04.10)
▶ Arc : It's not hot, either.	(0:04:08.46)
▶ Arc : Well, may as well try it out, I guess!	(0:04:10.49)
▶ Arc : Let's see... I think it was like this.	(0:04:15.77)
▶ Arc : Wyvern Slash!	(0:04:18.18)
▶ Arc : Seriously, what the heck?!	(0:04:26.13)
▶ Arc : Was the Wyvern Slash skill always this powerful?	(0:04:28.69)
▶ Arc : Maybe I can use magic, too...	(0:04:34.09)
▶ Arc : Fire!	(0:04:36.04)
▶ Arc : Th-That'll come in handy.	(0:04:42.67)
▶ Arc : Am I inside of the game somehow?	(0:04:44.73)
▶ Arc : But it all seems way too realistic for that.	(0:04:49.04)
▶ Arc : Let's see, yesterday I fell asleep while playing...	(0:04:53.70)
▶ Arc : My primary job was Holy Knight,	(0:04:58.67)
▶ Arc : with a sub-job as a Priest...	(0:05:01.32)
▶ Arc : Which means I shouldn't be able to use a Mage's Fire at all.	(0:05:03.44)
▶ Arc : Maybe I'm able to use all the skills from the upgrade path to Holy Knight?	(0:05:07.13)
▶ Arc : If that's the case...	(0:05:13.24)
▶ Arc : I'm super strong!	(0:05:16.17)
▶ Arc : I am so glad I didn't get stuck with just the Holy Knight skills!	(0:05:19.82)
▶ Arc : The devs really threw those together mostly for aesthetics.	(0:05:24.18)
▶ Arc : And I wouldn't be a real gamer if I didn't want to put these skills to the test!	(0:05:30.24)
▶ Arc : But maybe I should eat first.	(0:05:38.63)
▶ Arc : No food, and no funds either...	(0:05:43.08)
▶ Arc : Guess I better find a town or something.	(0:05:45.98)
▶ Arc : Gate!	(0:05:49.47)
▶ Arc : M-Makes sense...	(0:06:02.39)
▶ Arc : Gate is magic for teleporting to towns you've already been to.	(0:06:04.37)
▶ Arc : But since I wasn't given any options,	(0:06:09.62)
▶ Arc : I assume I need to have a destination in mind for it to work here.	(0:06:11.93)
▶ Arc : Hang on, there's another skill that should be handy for getting around.	(0:06:17.47)
▶ Arc : Dimension Move!	(0:06:26.65)
▶ Arc : There we go.	(0:06:30.15)
▶ Arc : In the game it let me teleport to any point on the screen I clicked on...	(0:06:31.62)
▶ Arc : But in this world, it works as a kind of short-range, line-of-sight teleportation spell.	(0:06:36.02)
▶ Arc : There's not much delay to it, so it should be pretty handy for transportation!	(0:06:44.56)
▶ Arc : And to be honest,	(0:06:49.21)
▶ Arc : I'm having a blast!	(0:06:51.32)
▶ Arc : Man, that is some realistic-looking water!	(0:06:55.28)
▶ Arc : Crap. I did pick the skeleton avatar...	(0:07:04.93)
▶ Arc : This is really bad.	(0:07:09.05)
▶ Arc : If I show up in town looking like this, it wouldn't just be a commotion...	(0:07:11.93)
▶ Arc : They'll try and exterminate me as a monster!	(0:07:14.99)
▶ Arc : I refuse to become someone else's XP!	(0:07:18.79)
▶ Arc : Okay!	(0:07:23.73)
▶ Arc : Let's draw as little attention as possible!	(0:07:25.10)
▶ Arc : That's the only way.	(0:07:27.92)
▶ Arc : A-And I had better not take my helmet off in town, no matter what.	(0:07:29.56)
▶ EXTRA : Did you hear?	(0:07:51.59)
▶ EXTRA : There's another huge basilisk about.	(0:07:52.96)
▶ EXTRA : I hope I never run into it.	(0:07:55.81)
▶ Arc : Okay, cool, I seem to be fitting in.	(0:07:59.87)
▶ EXTRA : How about it, Sir Knight?	(0:08:03.18)
▶ EXTRA : I can make you a good deal.	(0:08:05.33)
▶ Arc : Oh, I actually don't have any money on me.	(0:08:07.25)
▶ EXTRA : Well, that's strange, considering how impressive he looks.	(0:08:11.62)
▶ Arc : Can't have a fantasy setting without an inn-slash-pub!	(0:08:17.99)
▶ Arc : Now that I'm getting a better look,	(0:08:23.84)
▶ Arc : this place is definitely heavy on the medieval,	(0:08:26.27)
▶ Arc : maybe not so heavy on the fantasy...	(0:08:28.43)
▶ Arc : What is this rich aroma?!	(0:08:33.69)
▶ Arc : I-I need to get something to pay for it with, first...	(0:08:46.27)
▶ Arc : I guess back alleys still look the same, even in a fantasy world.	(0:09:00.97)
▶ Ariane Glenys Maple : I'm telling you, even the vaguest information would be enough!	(0:09:05.07)
▶ EXTRA : You don't know when to quit, do you?	(0:09:08.02)
▶ EXTRA : I couldn't turn anything up, all right?	(0:09:10.63)
▶ EXTRA : Understand?	(0:09:13.51)
▶ Ariane Glenys Maple : In spite of the fact that I paid double your usual rates for the investigation?	(0:09:14.87)
▶ EXTRA : And investigate I did!	(0:09:18.88)
▶ EXTRA : But it wasn't a ＂payment upon success＂ kind of job, was it?	(0:09:21.61)
▶ EXTRA : Pain in the ass elf...	(0:09:31.12)
▶ Arc : Ex-squeeze me?!	(0:09:33.50)
▶ Arc : Sh-she really is an elf!	(0:09:38.40)
▶ Arc : Now that's fantastical!	(0:09:41.37)
▶ Arc : I-I can't just stand here...	(0:09:49.02)
▶ Arc : She's gone? That sucks!	(0:09:57.09)
▶ Arc : A mercenary guild?	(0:10:03.42)
▶ Arc : Here we go!	(0:10:05.54)
▶ Arc : You could accept quests that'd pay out in places like this in the game, too!	(0:10:07.09)
▶ EXTRA : Impressive...	(0:10:17.97)
▶ EXTRA : Who's that?	(0:10:18.80)
▶ EXTRA : Never seen him before.	(0:10:20.03)
▶ Arc : Have you got a second?	(0:10:23.77)
▶ Arc : You need a mercenary's license in order to accept	(0:10:25.46)
▶ Arc : the quests on the board, right?	(0:10:28.28)
▶ EXTRA : That's right.	(0:10:32.10)
▶ Arc : Then set me up with one!	(0:10:33.84)
▶ EXTRA : Are you joking, mister?	(0:10:35.93)
▶ EXTRA : From the look of it, you're a knight who's already got fine employment.	(0:10:37.73)
▶ Arc : Crap!	(0:10:42.69)
▶ Arc : I should probably sound the way I look if I wanna avoid suspicion!	(0:10:43.84)
▶ Arc : Circumstances have led me to require the license.	(0:10:49.28)
▶ Arc : I'd ask you to not probe further.	(0:10:52.63)
▶ EXTRA : Fair enough, I suppose.	(0:10:54.55)
▶ EXTRA : But there's a trial before you can get a license.	(0:10:57.31)
▶ EXTRA : Beasts, monsters, or bandits.	(0:11:01.42)
▶ EXTRA : You need to hunt three of any, and then return with proof.	(0:11:05.22)
▶ Arc : Woo, monsters!	(0:11:10.14)
▶ Arc : Forgive me, it is a personal matter.	(0:11:12.92)
▶ Arc : Then I need only bring proof that I've slain three,	(0:11:15.60)
▶ Arc : and you will provide my license?	(0:11:18.63)
▶ EXTRA : Right.	(0:11:21.30)
▶ EXTRA : Even the kids around here know that much.	(0:11:22.25)
▶ Arc : Understood. I shall return.	(0:11:26.56)
▶ EXTRA : Do you suppose that knight will be all right?	(0:11:32.47)
▶ EXTRA : Leave him be.	(0:11:35.46)
▶ EXTRA : You can tell his situation's complicated.	(0:11:37.04)
▶ EXTRA : Forced to take merc work to pay for his sick child, I'd say.	(0:11:39.51)
▶ EXTRA : That's a damned tragedy!	(0:11:46.83)
▶ EXTRA : Good luck, Sir Knight!	(0:11:48.40)
▶ Arc : L-Looks like I got a randomly-assigned backstory...	(0:11:50.61)
▶ Arc : One more to go.	(0:12:04.01)
▶ Arc : One more and then delicious-smelling grilled meat will be mine!	(0:12:05.74)
▶ Arc : Gotta say, I was really excited about the prospect of monsters, but...	(0:12:10.70)
▶ Arc : I guess the real fantasy stuff is actually pretty rare.	(0:12:15.52)
▶ Arc : Another boar?	(0:12:20.98)
▶ Arc : An orc?!	(0:12:25.80)
▶ Arc : A typical starter trash mob!	(0:12:27.01)
▶ Arc : Now that's fantastical!	(0:12:31.43)
▶ Arc : Commemorating the first monster I've ever slain!	(0:12:40.78)
▶ Arc : One orc, down for the count!	(0:12:43.62)
▶ Arc : That orc was bigger than I figured.	(0:12:56.50)
▶ Arc : M-Man, I just stumbled into some real trouble!	(0:13:07.89)
▶ Arc : From the look of things, I'd say that's a lady in good standing and her maid?	(0:13:15.48)
▶ Arc : Well, it's pretty obvious where this is going.	(0:13:26.04)
▶ Arc : Pretty obvious whose side I should take, too. But...	(0:13:30.72)
▶ Arc : These are humans.	(0:13:35.24)
▶ Arc : Not like fighting a monster.	(0:13:37.37)
▶ Arc : It's less like hunting and more like PvP.	(0:13:40.61)
▶ Lauren Laraiya du Luvierte : No! Let me go!	(0:13:45.22)
▶ Lauren Laraiya du Luvierte : Stop it!	(0:13:47.37)
▶ Lauren Laraiya du Luvierte : Rita! Rita!	(0:13:48.42)
▶ Arc : They've got a huge numbers advantage.	(0:13:50.97)
▶ Rita : Miss!	(0:13:50.98)
▶ Arc : In PvP, if you're outnumbered, you usually don't stand a chance.	(0:13:52.96)
▶ Rita : Miss! Miss Lauren!	(0:13:58.72)
▶ EXTRA : Whoa, she pissed herself!	(0:14:01.32)
▶ EXTRA : Bloody hell...	(0:14:03.82)
▶ Lauren Laraiya du Luvierte : No!	(0:14:07.26)
▶ Lauren Laraiya du Luvierte : Stop!	(0:14:08.65)
▶ Arc : Man, it just keeps getting worse!	(0:14:10.40)
▶ Rita : Do you men realize what'll happen if you—	(0:14:13.45)
▶ EXTRA : Better worry about yourself!	(0:14:18.04)
▶ EXTRA : We'll treat you nice, like your little miss, soon enough.	(0:14:21.80)
▶ Arc : It'll be okay! I can manage this!	(0:14:26.38)
▶ Arc : I'm covered head to toe in Mythic-class gear!	(0:14:29.22)
▶ EXTRA : There we go!	(0:14:36.88)
▶ Lauren Laraiya du Luvierte : No!	(0:14:36.99)
▶ Lauren Laraiya du Luvierte : Stop! Stop it! Please stop!	(0:14:38.82)
▶ EXTRA : Huh? Why's it so dark?	(0:14:44.82)
▶ EXTRA : Wh-What the hell just happened?	(0:15:03.26)
▶ EXTRA : Shit, this is bad!	(0:15:11.43)
▶ EXTRA : Wh-What was that?!	(0:15:13.16)
▶ EXTRA : Boss!	(0:15:15.72)
▶ EXTRA : W-Wait for me!	(0:15:22.02)
▶ Arc : Wyvern Slash!	(0:15:33.21)
▶ Arc : Is everything all right?	(0:15:55.56)
▶ Rita : Thank you for saving us.	(0:15:58.80)
▶ Rita : This is Lauren Laraiya du Luvierte, of the Luvierte family.	(0:16:02.58)
▶ Rita : I am her attendant, Rita.	(0:16:08.07)
▶ Arc : Hey, it was no big...	(0:16:09.87)
▶ Rita : I must ask, given your appearance, are you a knight in the service of some lord?	(0:16:14.28)
▶ Arc : Well, my character premise in the game was that, despite becoming a Holy Knight,	(0:16:22.72)
▶ Arc : I was hit with a nefarious curse,	(0:16:27.53)
▶ Arc : and that I'm on a knight's journey across the land to find a way to cure myself...	(0:16:29.24)
▶ Arc : Well...	(0:16:35.74)
▶ Arc : Ahem.	(0:16:37.14)
▶ Arc : We can speak later.	(0:16:38.60)
▶ Arc : For now, you should clothe yourselves.	(0:16:40.67)
▶ Arc : I shall clean up the mess the bandits left.	(0:16:43.79)
▶ Rita : O-Of course!	(0:16:46.67)
▶ Rita : Thank you, sir.	(0:16:48.31)
▶ Rita : Come, miss, let's be on our way.	(0:16:50.80)
▶ Arc : All righty, these guys might be bandits, but I'd feel bad just leaving their bodies out.	(0:16:58.29)
▶ Arc : You can at least serve as nourishment for the wildflowers.	(0:17:04.28)
▶ Arc : Fire!	(0:17:07.52)
▶ Arc : I've never killed anyone before. Kinda surprised at the lack of guilt.	(0:17:12.18)
▶ Arc : Is it because they were bad guys?	(0:17:18.46)
▶ Arc : Those horses must belong to the bandits.	(0:17:24.00)
▶ Arc : Glance.	(0:17:27.00)
▶ Arc : Good! They're not paying attention to me!	(0:17:37.82)
▶ Arc : Time to loot all of the bandits' stuff!	(0:17:41.09)
▶ Arc : There we go.	(0:17:47.59)
▶ Arc : That oughta cover my expenses for a while.	(0:17:48.77)
▶ Lauren Laraiya du Luvierte : E-Excuse me...	(0:17:51.96)
▶ Arc : Y-Yes?	(0:17:54.52)
▶ Arc : I see you two have sorted yourselves out.	(0:17:57.07)
▶ Lauren Laraiya du Luvierte : Thank you so much for aiding us in our time of need.	(0:18:00.43)
▶ Arc : It was a dreadful thing that happened.	(0:18:06.80)
▶ Arc : I'm not sure how much comfort it is, but I'm relieved you ladies weren't hurt.	(0:18:09.28)
▶ Arc : And now I can head back into town and get me some tasty meat!	(0:18:14.50)
▶ Rita : We'll be returning to the Luvierte house.	(0:18:20.04)
▶ Rita : If it's all right with you...	(0:18:24.10)
▶ Rita : Sir Snight, I can never thank you enough for what you've done.	(0:18:39.72)
▶ Arc : It's quite all right. No thanks are necessary.	(0:18:47.14)
▶ Arc : I was simply in the vicinity.	(0:18:49.75)
▶ Arc : What?! Sh-She's staring holes in me!	(0:18:57.08)
▶ Rita : Sir Knight, you still haven't told us your name.	(0:19:01.79)
▶ Arc : I am simply a traveler on a winding journey...	(0:19:10.37)
▶ Arc : My name is Arc.	(0:19:13.14)
▶ Arc : And that was how the Knight Arc	(0:19:17.52)
▶ Arc : took his first step towards a low-profile life.	(0:19:20.08)
▶ Arc : Man, I'm still hungry.	(0:19:25.68)
▶ Arc : That's three. Can you draw up that license now?	(0:19:39.65)
▶ EXTRA : Uh, I can, but...	(0:19:43.37)
▶ EXTRA : I didn't expect you'd be back with your proof before the day was out.	(0:19:46.89)
▶ EXTRA : Congratulations, Sir Knight!	(0:19:50.33)
▶ EXTRA : Care to join us for a round?	(0:19:52.40)
▶ Arc : Uh, I appreciate the offer, but perhaps another time.	(0:19:54.42)
▶ EXTRA : Mister, you forgot to take the rune stone off the orc.	(0:19:59.51)
▶ Arc : Rune stone?	(0:20:06.39)
▶ EXTRA : You always wanna remove the rune stone from any monsters you kill.	(0:20:07.85)
▶ EXTRA : They can be made into magic items and weapons.	(0:20:11.74)
▶ EXTRA : And here's your mercenary license.	(0:20:15.60)
▶ Arc : Very good.	(0:20:20.19)
▶ EXTRA : If you're looking for work, just check the board.	(0:20:21.26)
▶ EXTRA : Nothing too remarkable gets posted there, though.	(0:20:26.16)
▶ EXTRA : If you want to take bigger jobs, you'll need to join a mercenary guild.	(0:20:29.88)
▶ Arc : Okay! Everything is set, now!	(0:20:35.25)
▶ Arc : And with that being the case...	(0:20:41.40)
▶ Arc : Madam! I intend to celebrate.	(0:20:44.07)
▶ Arc : Have the food brought to my room as quickly as possible!	(0:20:45.88)
▶ EXTRA : Of course!	(0:20:49.29)
▶ Arc : Delicious!	(0:21:04.11)
▶ Arc : So good...	(0:21:05.64)
▶ Arc : Flavors and fragrances I've never had before.	(0:21:07.55)
▶ Arc : And it tastes even better after the wait!	(0:21:10.80)
▶ Arc : It's a little warm, but this ale is great, too!	(0:21:19.38)
▶ Arc : Nice and fruity!	(0:21:22.36)
▶ Arc : Rune stone from an orc, huh?	(0:21:28.46)
▶ Arc : It's pretty!	(0:21:33.23)
▶ Arc : I managed to handle some quests, and I was able to get some food, too!	(0:21:35.62)
▶ Arc : This is no game! It's reality! Another world!	(0:21:39.98)
▶ Arc : There's plenty of other skills I want to try,	(0:21:44.94)
▶ Arc : and more fantasy stuff for me to encounter!	(0:21:47.24)
▶ Arc : I can't wait to start questing tomorrow!	(0:21:50.08)