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▶ Diplomat : How much longer to the embassy?	(0:00:03.28)
▶ Chauffeur : I believe it'll be around 20 minutes, sir.	(0:00:06.68)
▶ Chauffeur : Huh?	(0:00:09.63)
▶ Chauffeur : The brake's not working.	(0:00:10.69)
▶ Diplomat : Hey, you! Up front! Look up front!	(0:00:11.97)
▶ WISE Office Chief : One of our diplomats perished in a car accident in Ostania.	(0:00:19.47)
▶ WISE Office Chief : But we believe it to be an assassination by the East's far-right political party.	(0:00:24.41)
▶ WISE Office Chief : They are plotting a war against our nation of Westalis.	(0:00:29.75)
▶ WISE Office Chief : We must do everything we can to figure out their plan.	(0:00:34.38)
▶ EXTRA : Let's let him take care of it.	(0:00:38.10)
▶ EXTRA : The best agent we have.	(0:00:39.81)
▶ EXTRA : ＂Twilight.＂	(0:00:42.65)
▶ EXTRA : Here's the goods I promised.	(0:00:45.39)
▶ EXTRA : Proof that the foreign minister wears a toupee.	(0:00:47.25)
▶ EXTRA : I even have the negatives.	(0:00:50.00)
▶ Edgar : Well done.	(0:00:52.65)
▶ Edgar : Now we can force him to resign.	(0:00:54.28)
▶ Edgar : I look forward to doing business with you again.	(0:00:56.45)
▶ Edgar : Hey.	(0:01:00.77)
▶ Edgar : How about you hand over the goods now?	(0:01:02.92)
▶ EXTRA : Huh? Wha—But you just—	(0:01:06.03)
▶ EXTRA : He got me!	(0:01:11.17)
▶ EXTRA : Code name: Twilight.	(0:01:12.67)
▶ EXTRA : A spy.	(0:01:15.49)
▶ EXTRA : In an era in which the nations of the world were waging a fierce war	(0:01:20.26)
▶ EXTRA : of information just out of sight,	(0:01:23.31)
▶ EXTRA : this man survived that battlefield by being	(0:01:25.11)
▶ EXTRA : a master of disguise, a man with a hundred faces.	(0:01:27.58)
▶ Karen : So Daddy's been in such a bad mood lately because someone	(0:01:32.06)
▶ Karen : stole his toupee pictures, or something.	(0:01:34.97)
▶ Karen : What even? Ugh, I'm so mad.	(0:01:36.94)
▶ Karen : Hello? Are you even listening, Robert?	(0:01:39.25)
▶ Loid Forger : Hm? Yes, that's rather unfortunate.	(0:01:41.23)
▶ Karen : So, Robert... Do you think one day we'll also—	(0:01:46.08)
▶ Loid Forger : Karen, let's break up.	(0:01:49.52)
▶ Karen : What?!	(0:01:51.26)
▶ Loid Forger : I'm afraid I can't sense any intelligence in your conversations.	(0:01:52.25)
▶ Loid Forger : Farewell. May you find happiness.	(0:01:55.00)
▶ Karen : Hey, Robert! Wait! You can't just do that to me!	(0:01:56.84)
▶ Karen : Robert!	(0:02:00.14)
▶ Loid Forger : Sorry, Karen, but I have no further use for your family.	(0:02:01.90)
▶ Loid Forger : As of tonight, I'm also done with the mask known as Robert.	(0:02:06.23)
▶ Loid Forger : Marriage? Conventional happiness?	(0:02:09.36)
▶ Loid Forger : I got rid of those aspirations, as well as my identity, the day I became a spy.	(0:02:11.85)
▶ EXTRA : Meow.	(0:02:28.11)
▶ Loid Forger : Must be Cipher C.	(0:02:29.17)
▶ EXTRA : The train bound for Berlint is now departing from track 5.	(0:02:31.16)
▶ WISE Office Chief : Good day, or perhaps, good evening, Twilight.	(0:02:37.05)
▶ WISE Office Chief : Well done on your last mission.	(0:02:40.91)
▶ WISE Office Chief : Thanks to you, the minister lived another day, to the great benefit of our country.	(0:02:43.25)
▶ WISE Office Chief : Now, then, I have your next mission.	(0:02:48.01)
▶ WISE Office Chief : Your target is the leader of the National Unity Party, Donovan Desmond.	(0:02:51.01)
▶ WISE Office Chief : He is a great threat to the truce between the East and the West.	(0:02:55.13)
▶ WISE Office Chief : Your mission is to get close to him and probe any seditious activities.	(0:02:58.02)
▶ WISE Office Chief : In order to achieve this,	(0:03:02.44)
▶ WISE Office Chief : you will get married and have a child.	(0:03:03.65)
▶ Loid Forger : Sorry, what?!	(0:03:06.89)
▶ WISE Office Chief : Desmond is an extremely cautious man who rarely appears in public.	(0:03:07.86)
▶ WISE Office Chief : He only appears at social gatherings held at the elite private school his son attends.	(0:03:12.20)
▶ WISE Office Chief : These events are informal get-togethers for the upper echelon of industrial and political leaders.	(0:03:18.01)
▶ WISE Office Chief : You will have your child enroll in this school	(0:03:22.22)
▶ WISE Office Chief : and infiltrate one of the social gatherings.	(0:03:25.19)
▶ WISE Office Chief : The enrollment deadline is drawing near, meaning you have one week to pull this off.	(0:03:27.38)
▶ Loid Forger : You expect me to produce a child within seven days?!	(0:03:32.58)
▶ Loid Forger : Please excuse me.	(0:03:37.35)
▶ WISE Office Chief : Operation Strix.	(0:03:39.07)
▶ WISE Office Chief : This operation is the key to maintaining peace between East and West...	(0:03:41.12)
▶ WISE Office Chief : and perhaps, the world.	(0:03:43.90)
▶ WISE Office Chief : Hero who casts no shadow,	(0:03:46.05)
▶ WISE Office Chief : the great deeds you and your fellow agents do shall never see the light of day.	(0:03:47.92)
▶ WISE Office Chief : You will never earn any medals nor make it into the papers.	(0:03:51.33)
▶ WISE Office Chief : Even so...	(0:03:54.53)
▶ WISE Office Chief : Never forget that everyone else's day-to-day lives are possible	(0:03:55.82)
▶ WISE Office Chief : because of your blood, sweat, and tears.	(0:03:58.32)
▶ Loid Forger : Very well.	(0:04:01.45)
▶ Loid Forger : I abandoned my identity when I became Twilight.	(0:04:03.07)
▶ Loid Forger : I will play the part of a father with a child if I must,	(0:04:05.75)
▶ Loid Forger : for the sake of a better world.	(0:04:08.71)
▶ EXTRA : This is one of our single-family apartments.	(0:04:15.85)
▶ EXTRA : The unit comes furnished, includes central air conditioning and heating, and...	(0:04:18.82)
▶ EXTRA : Um... Sir?	(0:04:21.41)
▶ Loid Forger : No wiretaps detected, and there are securable escape routes.	(0:04:22.86)
▶ Loid Forger : I'll take it.	(0:04:26.52)
▶ EXTRA : Excellent, Mr. Forger. Now, if you'd sign these documents...	(0:04:27.79)
▶ Loid Forger : Loid Forger. Occupation: psychiatrist.	(0:04:30.91)
▶ Loid Forger : That's my new life.	(0:04:34.29)
▶ Loid Forger : With a family I love and a happy home life...	(0:04:37.03)
▶ EXTRA : How nice that you and your family are moving into a new home.	(0:04:39.83)
▶ EXTRA : Do you have a boy or a girl?	(0:04:42.33)
▶ Loid Forger : Ah, well...	(0:04:44.72)
▶ Loid Forger : I'll be deciding on that soon.	(0:04:46.34)
▶ EXTRA : Huh?	(0:04:47.60)
▶ Loid Forger : What an absolute burden for a spy.	(0:04:48.48)
▶ Orphanage Director : Huh? You wanna adopt?	(0:04:53.86)
▶ Loid Forger : Indeed. I heard that your orphanage was looking for candidates.	(0:04:57.10)
▶ Loid Forger : You see, my wife and I—	(0:05:01.49)
▶ Orphanage Director : Yeah, sure. Take whichever one you want.	(0:05:02.30)
▶ Orphanage Director : Come on in.	(0:05:05.76)
▶ Loid Forger : What a terrible environment.	(0:05:07.65)
▶ Loid Forger : But the shadier the establishment,	(0:05:09.72)
▶ Loid Forger : the more likely these children have complicated pasts,	(0:05:12.11)
▶ Loid Forger : so it'll be easier to alter their stories.	(0:05:14.20)
▶ Loid Forger : I can make this mission work if I have a child.	(0:05:16.76)
▶ Loid Forger : I would've preferred to handle it all on my own,	(0:05:19.76)
▶ Loid Forger : but I can't exactly disguise myself as a child,	(0:05:22.36)
▶ Loid Forger : no matter how skilled a spy I am.	(0:05:25.15)
▶ Loid Forger : Pardon me. If possible, I'd like a child who can read and write.	(0:05:27.38)
▶ Orphanage Director : Well, in that case...	(0:05:31.40)
▶ Orphanage Director : Hey, Anya.	(0:05:32.89)
▶ Orphanage Director : She's the smartest one we've got.	(0:05:34.54)
▶ Orphanage Director : She don't talk much, but she's a good kid.	(0:05:36.26)
▶ Orphanage Director : She's a creepy, disgusting little brat.	(0:05:38.62)
▶ Orphanage Director : I'd be thrilled to get her outta my hair.	(0:05:40.81)
▶ Orphanage Director : Go on. Say hello.	(0:05:43.26)
▶ Loid Forger : Er... Pardon me.	(0:05:45.45)
▶ Loid Forger : If I recall, the earliest age students can enter Eden College is six.	(0:05:48.38)
▶ Loid Forger : She definitely looks no older than four or five.	(0:05:51.65)
▶ Anya Forger : Six.	(0:05:54.08)
▶ Anya Forger : I'm six!	(0:05:55.47)
▶ Orphanage Director : You're six years old?	(0:05:56.51)
▶ Loid Forger : But she's so small...	(0:05:59.11)
▶ Loid Forger : Hm? The paper?	(0:06:04.60)
▶ Loid Forger : A crossword puzzle?	(0:06:07.19)
▶ Loid Forger : That's probably too difficult for a child.	(0:06:08.68)
▶ Loid Forger : Of course, for myself, it's mere child's play.	(0:06:11.80)
▶ Loid Forger : One down is ＂homeostasis.＂	(0:06:14.78)
▶ Loid Forger : One across is ＂causal closure.＂	(0:06:16.70)
▶ Loid Forger : The one below that is ＂symplectomorphism.＂	(0:06:18.73)
▶ Loid Forger : She completed it? Seriously?	(0:06:25.61)
▶ Loid Forger : Such unbelievable intellect.	(0:06:27.53)
▶ Loid Forger : She should have no problem passing the entrance exam.	(0:06:29.38)
▶ Loid Forger : I'll take her.	(0:06:32.65)
▶ Loid Forger : As for the paperwork...	(0:06:34.02)
▶ Orphanage Director : Don't worry about that. Just take her already.	(0:06:35.29)
▶ Loid Forger : My mission to end up with a child is a success.	(0:06:38.28)
▶ Loid Forger : Everything's going so well that it's making me nervous.	(0:06:39.93)
▶ Loid Forger : Are you okay with this?	(0:06:42.14)
▶ Anya Forger : A spy... mission...	(0:06:44.00)
▶ Anya Forger : So exciting!	(0:06:46.24)
▶ EXTRA : This little girl happened to be a telepath.	(0:06:47.48)
▶ EXTRA : Test Subject 007.	(0:06:50.13)
▶ EXTRA : She possessed the ability to read people's minds.	(0:06:52.41)
▶ EXTRA : She was unintentionally created in an experiment by a certain organization,	(0:06:55.50)
▶ EXTRA : and she later fled their facility.	(0:06:58.53)
▶ EXTRA : She has been wandering around looking for someone to take care of her.	(0:07:00.50)
▶ Loid Forger : Now, listen, little girl.	(0:07:03.53)
▶ Anya Forger : Anya.	(0:07:04.72)
▶ Loid Forger : Now, listen, Anya.	(0:07:05.52)
▶ Loid Forger : Starting today, you will be my daughter,	(0:07:06.97)
▶ Loid Forger : but if anyone asks, you've always been my daughter.	(0:07:09.03)
▶ Loid Forger : Got it?	(0:07:12.18)
▶ Anya Forger : Yep.	(0:07:12.95)
▶ Loid Forger : Make sure you address me as ＂Father.＂	(0:07:14.66)
▶ Anya Forger : Papa!	(0:07:17.39)
▶ Loid Forger : Very well.	(0:07:18.24)
▶ EXTRA : Well, aren't you a cute little girl? Hello there.	(0:07:19.40)
▶ Loid Forger : We're the Forgers. We just moved in today.	(0:07:22.76)
▶ Anya Forger : I am Anya. I have been Papa's child for a very long time.	(0:07:24.55)
▶ Loid Forger : That wasn't necessary.	(0:07:28.17)
▶ Loid Forger : Come on, let's go inside.	(0:07:29.62)
▶ Anya Forger : This is Anya's house?	(0:07:32.57)
▶ Loid Forger : Yes.	(0:07:33.86)
▶ Anya Forger : A TV!	(0:07:34.73)
▶ Loid Forger : Go ahead and turn it on.	(0:07:36.67)
▶ EXTRA : Spy Wars , an adventure cartoon!	(0:07:39.61)
▶ Anya Forger : I like this show.	(0:07:41.14)
▶ Loid Forger : Of all things...	(0:07:44.30)
▶ Bondman : A gun with a silencer?	(0:07:45.70)
▶ Anya Forger : So exciting.	(0:07:48.08)
▶ Bondman : You're a professional!	(0:07:48.32)
▶ Loid Forger : First, I'll have to gather everything we'll need.	(0:07:49.56)
▶ Bondman : I will be taking back that bomb.	(0:07:50.49)
▶ Loid Forger : And I'll have to forge an ID for her.	(0:07:52.10)
▶ Bondman : Anyone who gets in my way will regret it.	(0:07:52.61)
▶ Loid Forger : I'm going out for a bit.	(0:07:54.58)
▶ Loid Forger : Just sit there and watch your show.	(0:07:56.16)
▶ Bondman : Out of my way!	(0:07:56.79)
▶ Anya Forger : An adventure!	(0:07:58.83)
▶ Loid Forger : I'm not going on an adventure. I'm just going shopping.	(0:08:00.76)
▶ Anya Forger : I want a pistol with a silencer!	(0:08:07.07)
▶ Loid Forger : Sure. Maybe if we can find one on sale.	(0:08:09.81)
▶ Loid Forger : To be a master spy,	(0:08:11.94)
▶ Loid Forger : one must act normal and never draw attention to themselves.	(0:08:13.16)
▶ Loid Forger : We must do everything we can to look like an ordinary family.	(0:08:15.97)
▶ Anya Forger : Papa! Save me!	(0:08:18.86)
▶ Loid Forger : Must you draw attention to yourself?	(0:08:20.06)
▶ EXTRA : Now, now. You need to make sure you hold the little one's hand.	(0:08:21.36)
▶ EXTRA : Here.	(0:08:24.70)
▶ Loid Forger : Having one hand tied up will make it difficult to prepare for an enemy ambush,	(0:08:29.48)
▶ Loid Forger : but no matter.	(0:08:33.53)
▶ Anya Forger : An enemy?!	(0:08:34.42)
▶ Loid Forger : What are you doing?	(0:08:41.88)
▶ Anya Forger : Hiding!	(0:08:43.10)
▶ Loid Forger : Did I do anything to make her want to hide from me?	(0:08:44.01)
▶ Loid Forger : Perhaps I held her hand too early. Does she hate me?	(0:08:46.24)
▶ Loid Forger : This isn't good.	(0:08:48.92)
▶ Loid Forger : I need to maintain a good relationship with her until the end of this mission.	(0:08:49.86)
▶ Loid Forger : I must know more about this creature.	(0:08:53.69)
▶ Loid Forger : It's basic diplomacy. Understanding the other party is the first step toward peace.	(0:08:56.39)
▶ Anya Forger : Understanding me will lead to world peace?!	(0:08:59.71)
▶ Anya Forger : I like peanuts.	(0:09:04.11)
▶ Anya Forger : And I don't like carrots.	(0:09:06.27)
▶ Loid Forger : Uh-huh...	(0:09:07.38)
▶ Anya Forger : But I really like crispy bacon from bakenries!	(0:09:08.44)
▶ Loid Forger : That's a ＂bakery.＂ They do not sell bacon.	(0:09:11.39)
▶ Anya Forger : I'd like this, please.	(0:09:15.83)
▶ Loid Forger : That costs one dalc. You can't buy it with a ten-pent coin.	(0:09:17.73)
▶ Loid Forger : Is this girl actually stupid?	(0:09:24.49)
▶ Loid Forger : Was the crossword puzzle a fluke?	(0:09:27.19)
▶ Loid Forger : Maybe I can still go back and get another child—	(0:09:28.96)
▶ Anya Forger : Pwease don't get rid of me!	(0:09:32.25)
▶ Loid Forger : What's gotten into you?!	(0:09:33.67)
▶ EXTRA : What a terrible parent.	(0:09:34.85)
▶ Anya Forger : Pwease! I'm a good bargain!	(0:09:35.59)
▶ Loid Forger : What do I do?	(0:09:39.64)
▶ Loid Forger : I'll buy you some peanuts! Just stop crying!	(0:09:41.44)
▶ Anya Forger : Peanuts!	(0:09:43.78)
▶ Anya Forger : Papa, I'm tired.	(0:09:48.44)
▶ Anya Forger : Can't walk anymore...	(0:09:51.19)
▶ Loid Forger : What?	(0:09:52.64)
▶ Loid Forger : This isn't working... I just don't understand	(0:09:54.64)
▶ Loid Forger : this irrational behavior.	(0:09:57.67)
▶ Loid Forger : I need some manuals to help me understand it.	(0:10:00.70)
▶ Loid Forger : ＂The key to raising a child is trust.＂	(0:10:05.66)
▶ Loid Forger : ＂Rather than scolding them, try to understand things from their perspective.＂	(0:10:08.35)
▶ Loid Forger : ＂Children are not very good at putting how they're feeling into words,	(0:10:11.90)
▶ Loid Forger : so try to understand them more.＂ So no interrogating them, then?	(0:10:15.02)
▶ Loid Forger : Do the parents of the world	(0:10:19.39)
▶ Loid Forger : normally carry out such difficult missions all the time?	(0:10:20.84)
▶ Loid Forger : ＂Nurture their self-esteem to give them a better future.＂	(0:10:23.99)
▶ Loid Forger : ＂By giving them the ability to think for themselves, their future...＂	(0:10:27.18)
▶ Loid Forger : As soon as I'm done with this mission, I'm sending her back to the orphanage.	(0:10:33.81)
▶ Loid Forger : That's the extent of our relationship.	(0:10:37.32)
▶ Anya Forger : Don't wanna!	(0:10:43.58)
▶ Anya Forger : I don't wanna study!	(0:10:45.64)
▶ Loid Forger : I need to know how smart you are for this exam.	(0:10:48.09)
▶ Anya Forger : I don't need to study to do any tests.	(0:10:51.62)
▶ Anya Forger : If I just read other people's...	(0:10:54.73)
▶ Anya Forger : ...people's minds...	(0:10:56.12)
▶ Loid Forger : Are you planning on cheating? Listen.	(0:10:57.47)
▶ Loid Forger : If you don't get into this school...	(0:11:00.23)
▶ Loid Forger : ...my mission fails.	(0:11:01.81)
▶ Loid Forger : Fine, then.	(0:11:06.36)
▶ Loid Forger : I'm heading out.	(0:11:09.29)
▶ Loid Forger : You're not coming with me today.	(0:11:11.72)
▶ Loid Forger : No matter what.	(0:11:13.81)
▶ Loid Forger : You're staying home.	(0:11:15.09)
▶ Loid Forger : Hey!	(0:11:22.05)
▶ Loid Forger : I told you, you're not coming!	(0:11:23.41)
▶ Loid Forger : You there! Do you really think I don't see you?	(0:11:26.01)
▶ Loid Forger : There!	(0:11:29.12)
▶ Loid Forger : There!	(0:11:30.34)
▶ Anya Forger : Papa is so good at finding me.	(0:11:31.60)
▶ Anya Forger : It's so much fun!	(0:11:33.82)
▶ Loid Forger : Try and get out of that!	(0:11:36.34)
▶ Franky Franklin : So that's why you're late?	(0:11:38.12)
▶ Loid Forger : In the end, I put up a barricade in front of the door and trapped her inside.	(0:11:40.04)
▶ Franky Franklin : I'm praying that you don't get reported for child abuse.	(0:11:43.76)
▶ Loid Forger : Who knows what children are thinking?	(0:11:46.56)
▶ Loid Forger : Their method of always crying to get their way is truly annoying.	(0:11:49.34)
▶ Franky Franklin : Hate to tell you this, Twilight, but crying is their job.	(0:11:52.52)
▶ Franky Franklin : More importantly, here's what you asked for.	(0:11:55.72)
▶ Franky Franklin : An application, ticket for the exam, and exam questions.	(0:11:58.16)
▶ Franky Franklin : I went through hell getting these for you.	(0:12:01.13)
▶ Loid Forger : Thanks, Franky.	(0:12:03.14)
▶ Loid Forger : I think we can make things work if we have her memorize everything.	(0:12:04.62)
▶ Franky Franklin : Oh, yeah. About your daughter...	(0:12:07.37)
▶ Franky Franklin : I dug up some records on her past that the orphanage didn't have.	(0:12:09.27)
▶ Franky Franklin : I couldn't find anything about her birth.	(0:12:12.30)
▶ Franky Franklin : No info on her age or parents, either.	(0:12:14.34)
▶ Franky Franklin : I could only find information from the last year,	(0:12:16.38)
▶ Franky Franklin : but she's been adopted four times and returned each time.	(0:12:18.73)
▶ Franky Franklin : She's also been to two other orphanages.	(0:12:21.61)
▶ Loid Forger : ＂Anya Williams, Anya Levski, Anya Roche＂...	(0:12:23.67)
▶ Franky Franklin : She changes names as much as you do.	(0:12:27.34)
▶ Franky Franklin : You guys are perfect for each other.	(0:12:29.13)
▶ Franky Franklin : Hey, I'm kidding. This is for your mission, right?	(0:12:31.92)
▶ Franky Franklin : She may be a kid, but no good's gonna come out of getting too attached.	(0:12:34.68)
▶ Loid Forger : Thanks for the concern.	(0:12:39.17)
▶ Franky Franklin : Hello? Where's my money?!	(0:12:40.56)
▶ Franky Franklin : Damn it... Who knows what spies are thinking, either?	(0:12:42.75)
▶ Anya Forger : I'm so bored. Spies aren't like what I thought.	(0:12:53.49)
▶ Anya Forger : I just want to get the bomb back.	(0:12:56.97)
▶ Loid Forger : I can't have her messing with my spy equipment, so I'll lock it up.	(0:13:00.14)
▶ Loid Forger : The code is 6, 1...	(0:13:03.85)
▶ Anya Forger : ...1, 0.	(0:13:06.10)
▶ Anya Forger : Bomby-bombs! Bomby-bombs!	(0:13:07.02)
▶ Anya Forger : Bomby-bombs! Bomby-bombs!	(0:13:14.82)
▶ Anya Forger : Ooh!	(0:13:17.47)
▶ Anya Forger : Secret messages!	(0:13:19.18)
▶ Anya Forger : Secrets, secrets...	(0:13:21.52)
▶ Edgar's Subordinate : Boss! We've intercepted a new message.	(0:13:25.40)
▶ Edgar : Is it using the West's cipher?	(0:13:28.79)
▶ Edgar's Subordinate : No, it's just plain text.	(0:13:30.51)
▶ Edgar's Subordinate : It says... ＂Twilight here＂...	(0:13:32.42)
▶ Edgar's Subordinate : Twilight here!	(0:13:35.84)
▶ Edgar's Subordinate : This is the frequency used by Western intelligence.	(0:13:37.49)
▶ Edgar's Subordinate : Oh, there's more. ＂Catch me if you can＂...	(0:13:39.92)
▶ Edgar : Hurry up and pinpoint where it's coming from!	(0:13:43.38)
▶ Anya Forger : Whew...	(0:13:47.71)
▶ Loid Forger : Now that you've found out I'm a spy, you'll have to disappear.	(0:13:51.25)
▶ Anya Forger : If he finds out I'm a telepath...	(0:13:56.27)
▶ Anya Forger : I'll have to leave.	(0:13:59.69)
▶ EXTRA : Anya, you mustn't tell anyone about your power.	(0:14:01.29)
▶ EXTRA : It's time to study now, Anya.	(0:14:05.94)
▶ Anya Forger : But I wanna draw...	(0:14:08.43)
▶ EXTRA : Don't bother with childish games.	(0:14:10.56)
▶ EXTRA : We must use your power for the sake of world peace.	(0:14:12.98)
▶ EXTRA : There's no time for tears, either.	(0:14:16.72)
▶ EXTRA : Now, enough playing. Back to studying.	(0:14:18.46)
▶ Loid Forger : She'd better not have messed up the apartment.	(0:14:25.07)
▶ Loid Forger : Oh, right. I need to move this.	(0:14:28.62)
▶ Loid Forger : Who the hell are these guys?!	(0:14:53.61)
▶ Loid Forger : Anya!	(0:14:55.60)
▶ Loid Forger : Anya!	(0:14:57.76)
▶ Loid Forger : She's been kidnapped?	(0:15:00.87)
▶ Loid Forger : By whoever sent these thugs? But why?	(0:15:02.45)
▶ Loid Forger : I need to find her immediately. Calm down.	(0:15:05.84)
▶ Loid Forger : From the looks of it, I've been compromised.	(0:15:09.34)
▶ Loid Forger : I need to get to safety immediately.	(0:15:12.82)
▶ Loid Forger : As for Anya...	(0:15:15.18)
▶ Loid Forger : There are plenty of other children out there.	(0:15:16.97)
▶ Loid Forger : I'll start things over from square one and—	(0:15:19.22)
▶ Edgar : So who the hell is this kid?	(0:15:24.11)
▶ Edgar : Could she be Twilight's?	(0:15:26.88)
▶ EXTRA : No idea. She was in the room where the message came from,	(0:15:28.65)
▶ EXTRA : so we snatched her just in case.	(0:15:31.74)
▶ Anya Forger : Because of the transmission?	(0:15:32.94)
▶ EXTRA : She was holed up inside the apartment with a barricade out front.	(0:15:34.17)
▶ Edgar : Why out front?	(0:15:37.44)
▶ EXTRA : Beats me.	(0:15:38.56)
▶ Edgar : Well, no matter. We might be able to use her as a hostage	(0:15:39.46)
▶ Edgar : in order to force Twilight to steal the toupee	(0:15:43.76)
▶ Edgar : off of the foreign minister's head personally.	(0:15:45.89)
▶ EXTRA : Boss, I think we should just give up on the toupee.	(0:15:47.88)
▶ Edgar : Transparency is essential in government.	(0:15:51.80)
▶ Edgar : Toupees are a no-go.	(0:15:54.32)
▶ Anya Forger : A pistol with a silencer...	(0:15:55.69)
▶ Edgar : Also, the minister's a traitor who's been secretly backing the West.	(0:15:57.75)
▶ Edgar : Anyone who advocates for a traitor is also a traitor.	(0:16:01.79)
▶ Anya Forger : A real bad guy...	(0:16:05.14)
▶ EXTRA : Boss! Nguyen and his guys are back from the apartment!	(0:16:09.32)
▶ Nguyen : We captured him.	(0:16:13.64)
▶ Edgar : Well done.	(0:16:16.35)
▶ Nguyen : Those weren't the moves of an amateur. He's the real deal.	(0:16:18.78)
▶ EXTRA : Go rest over there.	(0:16:22.19)
▶ Edgar : Now then, Twilight...	(0:16:23.95)
▶ Edgar : Let's have you return the photographs you stole from me.	(0:16:27.32)
▶ Edgar : Nguyen!	(0:16:31.50)
▶ EXTRA : What's going on?! He was just—	(0:16:32.31)
▶ EXTRA : The kid's gone!	(0:16:33.75)
▶ Edgar : He got me again!	(0:16:35.04)
▶ Loid Forger : This was a mistake.	(0:16:36.99)
▶ Loid Forger : I risked everything by waltzing right into enemy territory.	(0:16:38.15)
▶ Loid Forger : I'm a failure as a spy.	(0:16:40.88)
▶ Anya Forger : Papa...	(0:16:42.02)
▶ Anya Forger : Pabwaaaaaah!	(0:16:42.92)
▶ Nguyen : Look, you're okay. I won't do anything.	(0:16:43.71)
▶ Nguyen : You don't have to be scared.	(0:16:46.53)
▶ Anya Forger : Pabwaaaaaah!	(0:16:47.22)
▶ Loid Forger : This is exactly why kids suck.	(0:16:49.27)
▶ Loid Forger : I see.	(0:16:51.63)
▶ Loid Forger : I think I figured out why I hate the sound of kids crying so much.	(0:16:53.29)
▶ Loid Forger : Because I end up remembering my own childhood.	(0:16:57.39)
▶ Loid Forger : No one reached out their hand to save me.	(0:17:01.00)
▶ Loid Forger : I felt alone, in despair, and so powerless that all I could do was cry.	(0:17:03.78)
▶ Loid Forger : I thought I'd abandoned that past, but on a subconscious level,	(0:17:08.25)
▶ Loid Forger : she was reminding me of me.	(0:17:10.96)
▶ Loid Forger : No, actually...	(0:17:12.60)
▶ Nguyen : Listen up, little girl.	(0:17:18.24)
▶ Anya Forger : Anya.	(0:17:19.73)
▶ Nguyen : Listen up, Anya.	(0:17:20.76)
▶ Nguyen : Me and my friends are pro tag players.	(0:17:22.46)
▶ Nguyen : Whenever we spot someone with potential, we immediately challenge them to a game.	(0:17:26.09)
▶ Anya Forger : Oh.	(0:17:30.44)
▶ Anya Forger : Papa is a liar.	(0:17:31.25)
▶ Nguyen : Now, listen.	(0:17:32.68)
▶ Nguyen : If you go straight down this street and turn right,	(0:17:33.69)
▶ Nguyen : you'll find a police station.	(0:17:36.91)
▶ Nguyen : If you can get this to a police officer, you win the game.	(0:17:38.04)
▶ Nguyen : Got it?	(0:17:41.65)
▶ Loid Forger : If you show them this, they'll put you in a better orphanage.	(0:17:42.46)
▶ Loid Forger : I'm not going to involve a kid in this mission.	(0:17:45.93)
▶ Loid Forger : I'll figure something out and rework the plan.	(0:17:48.04)
▶ Anya Forger : Pa—	(0:17:48.93)
▶ Nguyen : All right, go! Hurry!	(0:17:49.94)
▶ Loid Forger : I'm a failure as a spy? No.	(0:17:52.93)
▶ Loid Forger : My mistake was putting that little girl in danger to begin with.	(0:17:55.78)
▶ Loid Forger : How could I forget?	(0:17:59.12)
▶ Loid Forger : To create a world where children won't have to cry...	(0:18:00.64)
▶ Loid Forger : That's why I became a spy.	(0:18:05.13)
▶ EXTRA : Don't let that bastard get away!	(0:18:10.47)
▶ EXTRA : We're gonna drag him out here and expose his face to—	(0:18:12.70)
▶ EXTRA : A trap? When did he—	(0:18:16.02)
▶ EXTRA : What is this? Flour?	(0:18:18.99)
▶ EXTRA : T-Twilight?!	(0:18:21.33)
▶ EXTRA : Don't shoot! This whole place will blow!	(0:18:23.08)
▶ Edgar : Wha—	(0:18:32.85)
▶ Edgar : You've gotta be shitting me.	(0:18:34.72)
▶ Loid Forger : Turn around, and I'll kill you.	(0:18:38.88)
▶ Edgar : Twilight...	(0:18:40.78)
▶ Loid Forger : Good day, or perhaps, good evening, Edgar.	(0:18:42.66)
▶ Loid Forger : How's Karen doing?	(0:18:45.92)
▶ Edgar : How do you know my daughter's name?	(0:18:47.25)
▶ Loid Forger : Of course I know. That's what spies do.	(0:18:49.39)
▶ Loid Forger : I know her height, weight, shoe size,	(0:18:52.61)
▶ Loid Forger : her favorite foods, even how many moles are on her body.	(0:18:54.63)
▶ Loid Forger : Though it's nothing compared to your record, I know of her criminal activity, too.	(0:18:57.89)
▶ Edgar : Absurd! My daughter would never—	(0:19:01.98)
▶ Loid Forger : Edgar.	(0:19:03.66)
▶ Loid Forger : I also know how much you care about your daughter.	(0:19:04.51)
▶ Loid Forger : So listen carefully.	(0:19:07.42)
▶ Loid Forger : If you wish for her to have any semblance of a normal life,	(0:19:08.49)
▶ Loid Forger : you'll leave me the hell alone.	(0:19:11.48)
▶ Loid Forger : If you understand, go home right now.	(0:19:16.00)
▶ Loid Forger : Anya!	(0:19:33.52)
▶ Anya Forger : Papa!	(0:19:34.42)
▶ Anya Forger : Papa!	(0:19:36.32)
▶ Loid Forger : What are you—I mean,	(0:19:38.42)
▶ Loid Forger : what are you doing outside the house?	(0:19:40.28)
▶ Loid Forger : I, uh, just happened to come here to shop,	(0:19:42.53)
▶ Loid Forger : but I guess they went out of business.	(0:19:45.73)
▶ Anya Forger : Papa is a huge liar.	(0:19:47.21)
▶ Anya Forger : I was playing tag with some old guys.	(0:19:49.30)
▶ Loid Forger : Oh, I see. Did you have fun?	(0:19:52.05)
▶ Anya Forger : It was a little scary.	(0:19:55.20)
▶ Anya Forger : I wanna go home.	(0:19:57.74)
▶ Anya Forger : To our home, Papa.	(0:20:00.41)
▶ Loid Forger : Are you sure?	(0:20:03.27)
▶ Anya Forger : If you leave me behind, I'm going to cry.	(0:20:05.82)
▶ Franky Franklin : She's been adopted four times and returned each time.	(0:20:08.96)
▶ Loid Forger : Anya Williams... Anya Levski...	(0:20:12.22)
▶ Loid Forger : Anya Roche.	(0:20:15.79)
▶ Loid Forger : I see.	(0:20:17.64)
▶ Loid Forger : Well, let's go home, then.	(0:20:19.53)
▶ Loid Forger : But that apartment is far too dangerous, so let's move.	(0:20:25.46)
▶ Loid Forger : I spotted a poisonous snake there yesterday.	(0:20:28.01)
▶ Anya Forger : I don't like snakes.	(0:20:29.82)
▶ Anya Forger : Papa is a huge liar...	(0:20:31.05)
▶ Anya Forger : But he's such a cool liar.	(0:20:33.58)
▶ Anya Forger : I wanna live in a castle.	(0:20:35.99)
▶ Loid Forger : We'll see if one's listed.	(0:20:37.76)
▶ Loid Forger : Once we get to our new home, you've got to study.	(0:20:39.73)
▶ Anya Forger : Gwak!	(0:20:41.78)
▶ Loid Forger : This time, you just have to memorize all the answers.	(0:20:42.46)
▶ Loid Forger : It'll be easy.	(0:20:44.85)
▶ EXTRA : All right, begin!	(0:20:56.51)
▶ Loid Forger : I'm counting on you, Anya.	(0:21:01.04)
▶ Loid Forger : You can do it.	(0:21:04.00)
▶ EXTRA : This is so hard!	(0:21:06.31)
▶ EXTRA : I don't know any of these answers!	(0:21:07.08)
▶ EXTRA : Um... eeny, meeny, miny, moe...	(0:21:09.11)
▶ EXTRA : Mommy...	(0:21:11.20)
▶ Loid Forger : K-212...	(0:21:24.62)
▶ Loid Forger : K-212...	(0:21:26.47)
▶ Loid Forger : It's there! You passed!	(0:21:31.02)
▶ Loid Forger : You did it!	(0:21:33.26)
▶ Anya Forger : Did I do a good job?	(0:21:34.51)
▶ Loid Forger : You bet you did!	(0:21:35.70)
▶ Loid Forger : You—	(0:21:37.02)
▶ Anya Forger : Papa!	(0:21:38.69)
▶ Loid Forger : I relaxed for a second and all my pent-up exhaustion hit me at once.	(0:21:40.13)
▶ Anya Forger : Papa! Don't leave me!	(0:21:41.11)
▶ Loid Forger : I... relaxed?	(0:21:44.04)
▶ Anya Forger : I promise to be a good girl! Just come back to me!	(0:21:47.38)
▶ Loid Forger : What the hell is going on with me?	(0:21:47.99)
▶ Anya Forger : Papa died.	(0:22:50.21)
▶ EXTRA : I've got some mail for you!	(0:22:52.66)
▶ EXTRA : Is this the Forger residence?	(0:22:56.30)
▶ Anya Forger : I'm Anya Forger.	(0:22:57.77)
▶ EXTRA : Could you give this to your mommy or daddy?	(0:22:59.39)
▶ Anya Forger : My mama doesn't exist.	(0:23:02.20)
▶ EXTRA : Oh, really? I'm sorry...	(0:23:03.60)
▶ Anya Forger : Papa! The mailman came.	(0:23:05.74)
▶ Loid Forger : What do you think you're doing?! Are you trying to kill me?!	(0:23:27.85)
▶ Loid Forger : I actually fell asleep in front of someone.	(0:23:31.20)
▶ Loid Forger : Unacceptable. I need to get a grip.	(0:23:33.80)
▶ Anya Forger : Mail!	(0:23:36.34)
▶ Loid Forger : It's a letter from Eden College.	(0:23:39.77)
▶ Anya Forger : What's the matter, Papa?	(0:23:42.90)
▶ Loid Forger : ＂The second phase of the admission process is a family interview.＂	(0:23:44.47)
▶ Loid Forger : ＂It is mandatory that the applicant attend with both parents.＂	(0:23:47.36)
▶ Loid Forger : ＂Absolutely no exceptions.＂	(0:23:50.61)
▶ Anya Forger : But Mama doesn't exist.	(0:23:53.95)

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