 Tsukasa Jinguuji : S-Sorry. |
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 Hinata Tachibana : No... I'm the one who should apologize. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Don't be fooled by appearances. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Inside, that's an old guy
who's over thirty. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : If we just interact normally, it'll be fine. |
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Hinata Tachibana : Stay calm. Just stay calm. |
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Hinata Tachibana : My body may have become female,
but I'm a man who's into women. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : I do not ever want to be in a
romantic relationship with this guy! |
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Hinata Tachibana : I could never fall in love with a guy! |
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 EXTRA : This story is... |
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EXTRA : Well, you may have already
guessed from their reactions. |
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EXTRA : It's a romantic comedy between an old guy
and someone who used to be an old guy. |
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 Hinata Tachibana : Oh, man... |
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Hinata Tachibana : There's so many cute girls,
it's got me nervous. |
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Hinata Tachibana : Flight attendants really
are on a different level! |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Are they? |
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Hinata Tachibana : Huh? |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : I don't find them interesting at all. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : I'm more interested in the
fish tank. Did you see it? |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Fish are wonderful. I get really excited. |
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Hinata Tachibana : Why did you come to this mixer anyway? |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Caring even a little about your
appearance makes you attractive. |
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Hinata Tachibana : Ugh... |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Get to know the women first, so that
you're not deceived by a stranger. |
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Hinata Tachibana : Are you my mom or something? |
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EXTRA : These two childhood friends have known
each other since elementary school, |
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EXTRA : but they are not alike at all. |
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EXTRA : Jinguuji Tsukasa (32) |
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EXTRA : Jinguuji Tsukasa. |
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EXTRA : . |
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EXTRA : He's tall with handsome features. |
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EXTRA : Handsome features |
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EXTRA : No matter what he does, he does it well. |
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EXTRA : Excels in both athletics
and academics . |
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EXTRA : He excels in both athletics and academics,
and is clever and confident. |
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EXTRA : . .
Roughly 20 Years Ago
. . |
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EXTRA : And because of that... |
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EXTRA : he's been incredibly popular
ever since his school days. |
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EXTRA : Women have fallen for him continuously
for the last 20 years now. |
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EXTRA : He's never been particularly
interested in women... |
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EXTRA : But as their dark sides have stood
out to him more than anything else, |
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EXTRA : he's developed a complete distrust of women. |
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EXTRA : And that is why... |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : I will only allow you to date
a woman I've approved of. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Though I doubt that such a woman exists. |
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EXTRA : That's the excuse he gives, but... |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : I really do feel more comfortable around men. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : The oasis of my heart is, and
will always be, you alone. |
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EXTRA : He really just doesn't want a woman
to take his best friend from him. |
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Hinata Tachibana : If you don't see a girl you like,
I wish you'd at least not get in my way. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Then why do you always invite me? |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : It's because you know
this will happen, right? |
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Hinata Tachibana : I-I get nervous coming to these mixers alone. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : You feel lonesome so easily. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Why don't you have a little
more confidence in yourself? |
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Hinata Tachibana : Confidence, huh? |
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Hinata Tachibana : That's impossible with you around! |
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EXTRA : Tachibana Hinata. |
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EXTRA : Height, weight, etc. all average. |
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EXTRA : Neither good nor bad at anything. |
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EXTRA : This man walks a finely balanced line. |
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Hinata Tachibana : Oh! Um, excuse me! |
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EXTRA : Every woman he has ever fallen
for has been taken by Jinguuji. |
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Hinata Tachibana : I never imagined it would continue
even after we left school! |
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Hinata Tachibana : As long as I'm with him,
I'll never get a girlfriend! Ever! |
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EXTRA : The reason he brought Jinguuji to mixers was
to get him married off as quickly as possible. |
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Hinata Tachibana : But why does this guy have
so little interest in women? |
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Hinata Tachibana : We're already 32, you know? |
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Hinata Tachibana : Could it be that he's in love with me? |
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EXTRA : This situation appears very complicated. |
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Hinata Tachibana : I want to be a woman. |
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Hinata Tachibana : If I'm always going to feel this small and
miserable, I'd rather just become a woman. |
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Hinata Tachibana : I want to be a girl so beautiful
that I couldn't possibly exist |
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Hinata Tachibana : in this world, and have everyone fawn over me. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : You drank too much, idiot. |
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Hinata Tachibana : If possible, I'd want to look childlike,
but still be sharp. |
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Hinata Tachibana : A short loli-type with soft blonde hair...
That would be great! |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Saying things like that is why
you can't get a woman. |
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Hinata Tachibana : Oh, shut up! Even I would do fine if
I didn't have someone like you close by! |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : I'm tired of hearing that. |
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Hinata Tachibana : Out of curiosity... |
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Hinata Tachibana : What kind of girl would you like? |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : I've never given it any thought. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Right now, all I'm thinking about
is seeing you back to your place. |
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Hinata Tachibana : Why? Why is it always you, Jinguuji? |
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Hinata Tachibana : You're really despicable, you know that? |
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Hinata Tachibana : You're popular and cool. It's no fair... |
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Hinata Tachibana : Blast it. You moron... |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : And the only one who'd spend time with
someone as despicable as me is you. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Come on, wake up! |
(0:05:38.11) |
 Goddess of Love and Beauty : Say... Is it dead? |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Wha—?! |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : A bizarre, half-naked, LED woman! |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : It's a halo! A halo! |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : You're a very rude human! |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : Alive then, is he? |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : Step aside, Four-Eyes. |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : If he lives, then I merely need to kill him. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Tachibana! |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Tachibana! |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Where are you, Tachibana? |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : You're safe. I'm so glad. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Huh? Safe? |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Safe from what? I can't remember. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Hey, wake up, Tachiba— |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : What?! |
(0:06:22.31) |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Your body's melted! |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : What is this? It's disgusting! |
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Hinata Tachibana : Oh, keep it down. You're making my head ring. |
(0:06:28.59) |
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Hinata Tachibana : Is this a hangover? |
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Hinata Tachibana : My head hurts and I feel
like my throat is weird... |
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Hinata Tachibana : Where are we anyway, Jinguuji? |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Wh— Wh— |
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Hinata Tachibana : Huh? |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Who are you, you snake?! |
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Hinata Tachibana : Huh? |
(0:06:45.12) |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : What have you done with Tachibana?! |
(0:06:45.86) |
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Hinata Tachibana : What? Did you hit your head or something? |
(0:06:47.62) |
Hinata Tachibana : Forgetting your best friend's
face is pretty harsh. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : I only have one best friend!
And it isn't you! |
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Hinata Tachibana : Huh? Whoa! She's cute! |
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Hinata Tachibana : Who is that? |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : You. |
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Hinata Tachibana : What?! |
(0:07:02.14) |
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Hinata Tachibana : What is this? What's going on? |
(0:07:03.22) |
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Hinata Tachibana : I've got stuff I shouldn't up top! |
(0:07:04.93) |
Hinata Tachibana : And I'm missing stuff
I should have down below! |
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Hinata Tachibana : Why am I in the body of the
perfect woman I dreamed up?! |
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Hinata Tachibana : Why are you barfing?! |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : It's like Tachibana turned into a girl
and is talking to me. It's sickening. |
(0:07:17.38) |
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Hinata Tachibana : I have
become a girl and I am
talking to you! |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : Do you like it? |
(0:07:24.31) |
Goddess of Love and Beauty : How is it? What do you think of becoming
the embodiment of your desires? |
(0:07:25.67) |
Hinata Tachibana : What's this? An exhibitionist
woman has suddenly appeared. |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : Both of you are really rude! |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Desires embodied? |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : What do you mean? |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : When I summoned you here,
I granted you your wish. |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : Welcome to another world, O brave heroes! |
(0:07:43.44) |
Goddess of Love and Beauty : This world is on the brink of danger, and
the only ones who can save it are heroes! |
(0:07:46.80) |
Goddess of Love and Beauty : When you have magnificently
defeated the Demon Lord, |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : I shall grant you any wish you like! |
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Hinata Tachibana : Did you hear that, Jinguuji?
Apparently, we're heroes! |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Do not be fooled, Tachibana-like woman. |
(0:08:01.53) |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : This is bound to be some kind of scam. |
(0:08:03.92) |
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Hinata Tachibana : You say some really crazy things. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : I get a very unpleasant feel from this woman. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : We shouldn't get involved with her. |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : His memories should have been erased. |
(0:08:12.16) |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : His sharp intuition is a problem. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : And most importantly... |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : turning you into a woman
was probably her doing. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : She stole my oasis from me! |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Humans die without water! |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : How am I supposed to live now?! |
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Hinata Tachibana : You're upset enough to cry? |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : So until you turn Tachibana back,
I will not listen to you! |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Understand? |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : You dare to give me orders? |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : That stance shows no sign of cooperating... |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : Calling me an LED display, a con artist... |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : Quit pushing your luck, Four-Eyes... |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : I am a goddess of love and beauty! |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : You lower life-forms need
to learn your place. |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : Fine. You're only here to
make up the numbers anyway. |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : I'll go ahead and make use
of you for some amusement. |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : Rejoice! |
(0:08:59.26) |
Goddess of Love and Beauty : For good or ill, I cast this curse which
shall make you want to save this world! |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : Breaking the curse, returning
everything to normal... |
(0:09:08.90) |
Goddess of Love and Beauty : All of it is possible if
you defeat Demon Lord! |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : So go ahead and try your best! |
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Goddess of Love and Beauty : Bye-bye! |
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Hinata Tachibana : What was all that? |
(0:09:19.45) |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Let's be logical for a moment. |
(0:09:21.26) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : I've been trying to make sense of the
situation we've found ourselves in... |
(0:09:23.11) |
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Hinata Tachibana : Yeah. It's been so chaotic, I've got no idea. |
(0:09:26.62) |
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Hinata Tachibana : And I'm starting to get hungry. |
(0:09:30.90) |
Hinata Tachibana : What are we supposed to
do about food and water? |
(0:09:32.71) |
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Hinata Tachibana : Jinguuji? |
(0:09:35.67) |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Y-You're cute... |
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Hinata Tachibana : What? |
(0:09:40.01) |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : What? |
(0:09:40.52) |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : What am I saying? |
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Hinata Tachibana : Were you just staring at me in fascination? |
(0:09:44.00) |
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Hinata Tachibana : I am ridiculously cute right now... |
(0:09:46.33) |
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Hinata Tachibana : But we need to think seriously right now. |
(0:09:49.40) |
Hinata Tachibana : Depending on what we do,
we might have to camp— |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : S-Sorry. |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : I don't know what's going on myself. |
(0:09:55.53) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : It's just that this strange
feeling welled up inside me, |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : and I couldn't withstand it... |
(0:10:00.99) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Blast it. My heart rate is
strangely fast. What is this? |
(0:10:06.71) |
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Hinata Tachibana : He's so cool... Jinguuji seems so cool! |
(0:10:10.45) |
Hinata Tachibana : Those piercing eyes and
that always perfect hair! |
(0:10:13.92) |
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Hinata Tachibana : His build is slender, but strong! |
(0:10:16.87) |
Hinata Tachibana : And now that I'm this short, I understand
how reliable 180 cm can seem! |
(0:10:19.40) |
Hinata Tachibana : Even as another man,
I've thought he was cool, but... |
(0:10:22.84) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Those features which retain
a hint of childlike youth! |
(0:10:25.74) |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Those dignified, intelligent blue eyes! |
(0:10:27.88) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : That translucent skin and
glorious blonde hair! |
(0:10:29.71) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : I've never felt this sense of
impatience before. What is it? |
(0:10:32.69) |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Why is it that I can't look away? |
(0:10:35.60) |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : What is this?! |
(0:10:39.45) |
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Hinata Tachibana : What is this?! |
(0:10:39.45) |
Goddess of Love and Beauty : For good or ill, I cast this curse which
shall make you want to save this world! |
(0:10:41.88) |
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Hinata Tachibana : Th-The curse! |
(0:10:47.20) |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Th-The curse! |
(0:10:47.20) |
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Hinata Tachibana : That blasted goddess! |
(0:10:49.61) |
Hinata Tachibana : She wasn't satisfied with
turning me into a woman. |
(0:10:50.98) |
Hinata Tachibana : She cast the worst, nastiest curse
she could as a goddess of love! |
(0:10:52.64) |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Which means that I must withstand this |
(0:10:55.96) |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : to protect our friendship! |
(0:10:58.86) |
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Hinata Tachibana : This is bad! Insanely bad! |
(0:11:01.09) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : We must break this curse
as quickly as possible! |
(0:11:03.35) |
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EXTRA : In this moment, their two hearts were as one. |
(0:11:06.60) |
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Hinata Tachibana : Let's do this, Jinguuji. |
(0:11:11.68) |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Yes. We shall defeat this Demon Lord. |
(0:11:13.36) |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Before I fall in love with this guy! |
(0:11:17.86) |
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Hinata Tachibana : Before I fall in love with this guy! |
(0:11:17.86) |
EXTRA : This tale is a romantic comedy between an
old guy and someone who used to be an old guy. |
(0:11:21.73) |
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Hinata Tachibana : I hate this. |
(0:11:33.26) |
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Hinata Tachibana : I'm tired! I hate this! My feet hurt! |
(0:11:34.59) |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : We haven't been hiking for even an hour. |
(0:11:37.03) |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Come on, try a little harder. |
(0:11:39.41) |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : You're going to defeat the Demon Lord, right? |
(0:11:40.75) |
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Hinata Tachibana : I don't feel like I can... |
(0:11:42.80) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : That part of your personality is
the reason you're not popular. |
(0:11:44.18) |
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Hinata Tachibana : Look at these skinny legs! |
(0:11:47.56) |
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Hinata Tachibana : This body is way too weak physically! |
(0:11:49.52) |
Hinata Tachibana : And these shoes don't fit!
They're way too big! |
(0:11:51.66) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Don't go thoughtlessly showing
your legs. It's indecent. |
(0:11:54.40) |
Hinata Tachibana : Hey, don't you think it'd be better
to go down the mountain than up? |
(0:11:57.42) |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : No. |
(0:12:01.48) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Climbing to the top while we can and
checking our surroundings is the soundest choice. |
(0:12:02.56) |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Besides... |
(0:12:06.55) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : The fact that this isn't our world
has started to set in, right? |
(0:12:07.96) |
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Hinata Tachibana : What is that stupidly huge thing anyway? |
(0:12:11.89) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : The plants are all things
we've never seen before, too. |
(0:12:14.24) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : And it's much too quiet for a mountain. |
(0:12:17.48) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Though there aren't any insects,
there are flowers blooming. It's unsettling. |
(0:12:19.44) |
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Hinata Tachibana : You really noticed a lot. |
(0:12:22.72) |
Hinata Tachibana : Then, do you think it'd be
bad to drink the river water? |
(0:12:24.91) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Let's hold off until our
situation becomes critical. |
(0:12:28.61) |
Hinata Tachibana : This being in another world
thing is kinda scary. |
(0:12:31.20) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : I'm glad I'm with you. |
(0:12:33.88) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Right? Right? |
(0:12:36.17) |
Hinata Tachibana : Still, just leaving us like this
when we don't know anything... |
(0:12:38.61) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : How savage is that goddess? |
(0:12:41.20) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Well, I bear responsibility in this, too. |
(0:12:43.19) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : There is something about this world
which I simply cannot forgive. |
(0:12:45.74) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Is that so? |
(0:12:48.55) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : The fact that you've become a woman. |
(0:12:50.02) |
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Hinata Tachibana : Your dislike is way too focused! |
(0:12:52.28) |
Hinata Tachibana : You already knew that
＂unforgivable＂ thing before! |
(0:12:53.82) |
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Tsukasa Jinguuji : Yes, I did. |
(0:12:55.94) |
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Hinata Tachibana : Man...I want a bath. |
(0:12:57.25) |
Hinata Tachibana : Don't you usually start in a
village for this kind of thing? |
(0:13:00.12) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : And she left us with this weird curse... |
(0:13:03.24) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Is something wrong? |
(0:13:08.40) |
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Hinata Tachibana : No! Nothing! |
(0:13:09.39) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Crap! This curse is really a problem! |
(0:13:11.52) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Jinguuji's the same as usual. |
(0:13:15.06) |
Hinata Tachibana : It's like it's only me feeling weirdly
conscious of him. It's so frustrating. |
(0:13:17.65) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Hang on. |
(0:13:21.70) |
Hinata Tachibana : She did say she was using a curse,
but she didn't say what the curse was. |
(0:13:22.76) |
Hinata Tachibana : Is it possible that I'm attracted
to him regardless of the curse? |
(0:13:29.06) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Huh? What? That's bad, right? |
(0:13:34.64) |
Hinata Tachibana : Say, doesn't it seem like we've been
cursed to fall in love with each other? |
(0:13:36.46) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : What? |
(0:13:40.21) |
Hinata Tachibana : If I asked that, it's basically
the same as if I said I love him. |
(0:13:41.24) |
Hinata Tachibana : And if the curse isn't what
I think it is, then... |
(0:13:43.86) |
Hinata Tachibana : The steadfast 25 years he
and I have spent together... |
(0:13:46.48) |
Hinata Tachibana : No! That is the one thing
that must not ever happen! |
(0:13:50.10) |
Hinata Tachibana : And the fact that he seems like
he might accept it is terrifying! |
(0:13:53.21) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Well, sometimes things like this happen. |
(0:13:56.69) |
Hinata Tachibana : And the fact that right now I might
see that as good is also terrifying! |
(0:13:58.85) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : This situation only holds terror! |
(0:14:03.56) |
Hinata Tachibana : First, I have to determine whether
Jinguuji feels attracted to me or not. |
(0:14:05.74) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Hey, Jinguuji... |
(0:14:10.87) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : You said I was cute earlier, right? |
(0:14:13.41) |
Hinata Tachibana : So this is the kind of
thing you're into, huh? |
(0:14:19.12) |
Hinata Tachibana : No wonder you weren't interested
in any of the women around us. |
(0:14:21.31) |
Hinata Tachibana : I mean, there weren't any beautiful
blonde girls like this around, right? |
(0:14:23.75) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : I was wondering what you were going to say. |
(0:14:26.37) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Do you really think I'd ever
praise a woman's appearance? |
(0:14:28.71) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : We've been together 25 years,
and it's never happened once, has it? |
(0:14:33.32) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : You are as bird-brained and
uncomprehending as ever. |
(0:14:36.18) |
Hinata Tachibana : H-Huh? Didn't you say something
like that? How weird... |
(0:14:38.97) |
Hinata Tachibana : Crap! I'm not confident I can
trust my memory. Is it my age? |
(0:14:43.03) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Honestly. At a time like this... |
(0:14:47.14) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : But I do like that part of you. |
(0:14:49.81) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Are you asking if you're cute? |
(0:14:53.37) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : If that is what this throbbing
in my chest says, then... |
(0:14:55.13) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : I must think you're cute! |
(0:14:57.16) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : In this state you're in, Tachibana! |
(0:14:58.92) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Blast it! I feel like I'll go crazy
if I look directly at her face! |
(0:15:01.27) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : But... |
(0:15:04.61) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : I have my pride. |
(0:15:06.74) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Just you watch, Tachibana. |
(0:15:08.60) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : No matter how cute you are,
I will never fall in love with you! |
(0:15:10.54) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Not even if that is the type
of curse which has been cast! |
(0:15:14.32) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Not even though you've turned into a woman! |
(0:15:17.61) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : I will prove to that blasted goddess
that our friendship is immutable! |
(0:15:19.76) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Ya-y! |
(0:15:22.25) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : I will return you to being a man with
our relationship just as it was! |
(0:15:23.81) |
Hinata Tachibana : This guy's expressions don't change
much, so I can't really tell. |
(0:15:29.29) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : But without evidence, I can't do much more... |
(0:15:33.16) |
Hinata Tachibana : Then shouldn't I just get
him to call me cute again? |
(0:15:36.60) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Oh, dear! |
(0:15:41.26) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Oh, no! I've fallen down! |
(0:15:43.12) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Are you all right, Tachibana? |
(0:15:45.95) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Sorry, Jinguuji. |
(0:15:47.25) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : I don't think I can walk anymore... |
(0:15:49.92) |
Hinata Tachibana : How's that? If I were a guy, I'd find
this feminine gesture adorable... |
(0:15:54.64) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : the upward glance! |
(0:15:57.96) |
Hinata Tachibana : The only problem with it would be
that I, at 32, am the one doing it. |
(0:15:59.51) |
Hinata Tachibana : This is rough! To be honest,
it's really rough! |
(0:16:03.65) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : But! |
(0:16:06.37) |
Hinata Tachibana : The shock of seeing this cute move
when I'm already so cute |
(0:16:07.51) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : should overwhelm a cerebral, four-eyed virgin! |
(0:16:10.61) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : I see. |
(0:16:14.00) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Then... |
(0:16:15.32) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : I'll lend you a hand. |
(0:16:17.14) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : You're probably lighter than you were. |
(0:16:20.65) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Shall I carry you in a princess hold? |
(0:16:22.47) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : H-He countered it? |
(0:16:24.20) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : That was close! |
(0:16:26.58) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : The overwhelming cuteness made me
nearly black out for a second! |
(0:16:27.83) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : But, though it was spur of the moment,
my reaction was good. |
(0:16:31.09) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : After rationally determining the
advantages of the gender change, |
(0:16:33.48) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : I've thrown in some jokes to emphasize
the fact that I'm not bothered. |
(0:16:36.18) |
Hinata Tachibana : Crap. I never thought he'd
manage to evade like this! |
(0:16:40.18) |
Hinata Tachibana : But I've put myself through something
really embarrassing here... |
(0:16:43.71) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : I can't retreat now! |
(0:16:46.61) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Huh? No. Wait, wait, wait! |
(0:16:49.29) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Are Tachibana and I about to come into
close contact? Pressed together?! |
(0:16:51.29) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Close contact... Piggyback would mean
her chest pressed against my back! |
(0:16:55.48) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : A princess hold would mean our
faces would be close together! |
(0:16:58.04) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Fine, I'll take your challenge, Jinguuji. |
(0:17:01.72) |
Hinata Tachibana : Now I've come this far, pressing my chest
against you or whatever is all the same to me! |
(0:17:03.88) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Huh? |
(0:17:15.92) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : What's with that thing? |
(0:17:20.08) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : It's a wild... |
(0:17:21.35) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : A wild... what? |
(0:17:22.56) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Is it some kind of monster? |
(0:17:23.35) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : It's kind of cute. |
(0:17:25.84) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : It's creepy! I take it back! |
(0:17:28.90) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : What was that? |
(0:17:36.45) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Jinguuji, dodge! |
(0:17:38.13) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Are you okay? Did it graze you? |
(0:17:41.72) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : You're holding on too tight.
Can you give me a little more slack? |
(0:17:44.19) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Is this really the time?! |
(0:17:47.24) |
Hinata Tachibana : I know it's gross, but
just bear with it for now! |
(0:17:48.25) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : No, well... Yes. |
(0:17:51.32) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : It will be harder to run
if you loosen your grip. |
(0:17:54.39) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : So hold on tight. |
(0:17:56.36) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : R-Right... |
(0:17:57.74) |
Hinata Tachibana : I'm sorry. If you were alone, you'd
have been able to get away easily. |
(0:17:59.93) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : It's not a problem. |
(0:18:03.60) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : I feel as though I've got wings. |
(0:18:04.59) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : That was a little creepy, you know... |
(0:18:06.73) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : C-Creepy? |
(0:18:08.92) |
Hinata Tachibana : I m-mean, as long as I'm not heavy,
I guess it doesn't matter. |
(0:18:10.49) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Well... More than your weight,
for me it's, how shall I put it... |
(0:18:13.60) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : You're so soft! |
(0:18:17.90) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : And your face is so close! |
(0:18:19.58) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : No! This is no time to be
noticing things like that! |
(0:18:21.80) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : I need to focus! |
(0:18:24.20) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : But... |
(0:18:25.84) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Whether I'm conscious of it or not,
this softness is attacking my reason... |
(0:18:26.68) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : She's so warm! She smells so nice! |
(0:18:29.79) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Oh, no! |
(0:18:33.06) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Jinguuji! |
(0:18:38.67) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : I-I-I-It's coming! It's coming for real! |
(0:18:42.89) |
Hinata Tachibana : Please get up, Jinguuji!
If we don't hurry up and run away... |
(0:18:45.15) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Run? Me? |
(0:18:48.48) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Jinguuji... |
(0:18:50.89) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : That's right. |
(0:18:51.66) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Why am I running in the first place? |
(0:18:52.73) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : I have never turned my
back on an enemy and run. |
(0:18:55.20) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : I am undefeated, unbeaten.
I have always found a way. |
(0:18:57.56) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Is there any need for me to run? |
(0:19:01.23) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Right. I'll do this. I'll do it.
I'll do it! I will do this! |
(0:19:04.76) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Hey! You idiot! Stop! |
(0:19:08.24) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : That thing's too dangerous, even for you! |
(0:19:09.66) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : It's all right. |
(0:19:11.76) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : I'll find a way. |
(0:19:13.44) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Don't give me ＂pitter pat＂! |
(0:19:16.57) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : This is seriously dangerous! |
(0:19:18.57) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : That thing shoots beams! |
(0:19:19.83) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : It's a wild exploding-type animal! |
(0:19:21.05) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Come back here! You'll die! |
(0:19:24.88) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Jinguuji! |
(0:19:27.56) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Take that. |
(0:19:29.56) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Is it... dead? |
(0:19:38.36) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Probably. |
(0:19:39.98) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Going to the gym has paid off! |
(0:19:42.67) |
Hinata Tachibana : That was beyond what you can
do by training at the gym. |
(0:19:45.20) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : It's probably that thing... |
(0:19:49.14) |
Hinata Tachibana : The thing that happens in reincarnation
stuff where physical abilities get boosted. |
(0:19:50.62) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : But I do weight training every morning. |
(0:19:55.85) |
Hinata Tachibana : You think that's
how you killed
that with one punch? |
(0:19:58.17) |
Hinata Tachibana : The fact that you're 32 and not out of
breath after moving that much is weird! |
(0:20:00.67) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Don't lump me together with yourself. |
(0:20:04.66) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Honestly. |
(0:20:06.14) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Dodge! |
(0:20:08.68) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Huh? |
(0:20:10.40) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : I thought I was gonna die... |
(0:20:18.47) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Jinguuji, are you okay? |
(0:20:20.78) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Are you hurt anywhere? |
(0:20:22.51) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : I don't feel any pain in particular. |
(0:20:24.44) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : But there is definitely something to this. |
(0:20:26.52) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : What are those numbers for? |
(0:20:30.99) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Experience points? |
(0:20:32.40) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Something has popped up. |
(0:20:33.78) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Jinguuji, your level's super high! |
(0:20:35.84) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : And mine's super low! |
(0:20:37.92) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : It must be because of my training! |
(0:20:39.40) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Is it really thanks to that? |
(0:20:40.74) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : What is this ＂Skills＂ thing? |
(0:20:41.80) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : The way this is going... |
(0:20:43.41) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : I might have cheat-level skills! |
(0:20:44.87) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Unparalleled beauty... Troublemaker... |
(0:20:49.24) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Isn't it wonderful?
Your wishes have come true. |
(0:20:52.53) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : I never said I wanted to be a woman. |
(0:20:55.23) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Yes, you did. |
(0:20:59.04) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Huh? |
(0:21:00.29) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : After the mixer. When you were dead drunk. |
(0:21:00.98) |
Hinata Tachibana : I want to be a girl so beautiful
that I couldn't possibly exist |
(0:21:03.28) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : in this world, and have everyone fawn over me. |
(0:21:06.47) |
Hinata Tachibana : Who grants wishes from when a person's
so drunk they don't even remember it? |
(0:21:08.84) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : How careless can you be? |
(0:21:12.17) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Which means... |
(0:21:14.74) |
Hinata Tachibana : Could turning me into a woman have
been a sign of that goddess's favor? |
(0:21:15.92) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : It probably was a kindness. |
(0:21:20.37) |
Hinata Tachibana : Didn't we complain and talk
really harshly to her? |
(0:21:21.98) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Yes, we did. |
(0:21:25.22) |
Hinata Tachibana : Next time we see her,
we should apologize together. |
(0:21:26.55) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : I refuse. |
(0:21:29.06) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : We will apologize! |
(0:21:29.57) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Well, if you insist, Tachibana. |
(0:21:30.72) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : But why is it only you who
was given your ideal form? |
(0:21:33.20) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Did I get nothing? |
(0:21:36.08) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Do you have an ideal appearance? |
(0:21:38.16) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Me, as I am now. |
(0:21:40.62) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : I see. |
(0:21:41.71) |
Hinata Tachibana : Then maybe you have skills
or something instead? |
(0:21:43.49) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : You do! That's a suspicious looking one! |
(0:21:47.28) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Since you've got it, let's try it out! |
(0:21:49.33) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : It might be a cheat-level skill, after all. |
(0:21:51.59) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : To activate it... |
(0:21:53.99) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : I do this. |
(0:21:55.63) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Huh? |
(0:22:00.12) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : A door? |
(0:22:02.55) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : A door? |
(0:22:02.55) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : You know... |
(0:23:35.63) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : What is it, Tachibana? |
(0:23:36.85) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Does being 32 make us old guys? |
(0:23:37.64) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : If we're not old guys, what are we? |
(0:23:39.60) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : Well, that's true, but... |
(0:23:41.21) |
Tsukasa Jinguuji : That worry only shows that you care too
much how others and society categorize you. |
(0:23:42.61) |
|
Tsukasa Jinguuji : Your reality is something you as a member of society— |
(0:23:47.55) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : I get it! Sorry. |
(0:23:47.90) |
|
Hinata Tachibana : I'm good... |
(0:23:49.16) |
