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Uncle from Another World - Episode 1

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Takafumi Takaoka : 2017, fall.	(0:00:48.33)
Takafumi Takaoka : My uncle was struck by a truck when he was 17.	(0:00:58.97)
Takafumi Takaoka : After 17 years of being in a coma…	(0:01:03.89)
Takafumi Takaoka : he awoke.	(0:01:09.27)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Irellars Granbahamal tona galtoeba rilex.	(0:01:21.62)
Takafumi Takaoka : He had gone insane.	(0:01:28.33)
Takafumi Takaoka : Yes, well…	(0:01:33.21)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Japanese?	(0:01:37.13)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Sorry about that.	(0:01:40.89)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I just came back from spending 17 years in Granbahamal.	(0:01:42.06)
Nurse : Let's check your temperature.	(0:01:51.44)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Zalbe madira kolstonam kolstonam.	(0:01:52.98)
Nurse : Isn't that right?	(0:01:57.49)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Del storba tona rabelt gal.	(0:02:02.49)
Nurse : All right, see you during the next round.	(0:02:05.37)
Yousuke Shibazaki : You must be Takafumi, my sister's kid.	(0:02:16.26)
Yousuke Shibazaki : You've grown up.	(0:02:19.63)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Where is everyone?	(0:02:22.14)
Takafumi Takaoka : After you fell into a coma,	(0:02:26.02)
Takafumi Takaoka : the family fought bitterly over what to do with you until it fell apart.	(0:02:27.56)
Takafumi Takaoka : Honestly speaking, my mom would rather not see you.	(0:02:35.02)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Icuras cuora.	(0:02:42.87)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Well then,	(0:02:47.87)
Yousuke Shibazaki : let me prove to you that I lived in another world.	(0:02:49.62)
Takafumi Takaoka : What? No, thanks.	(0:02:52.17)
Yousuke Shibazaki : War-grent seld.	(0:02:55.30)
Yousuke Shibazaki : What?	(0:03:00.72)
Yousuke Shibazaki : War-grent magna!	(0:03:02.22)
Yousuke Shibazaki : War-grent rald!	(0:03:07.18)
Takafumi Takaoka : -This is hard to watch… -War-grent neld!	(0:03:08.98)
Yousuke Shibazaki : -This is hard to watch… -War-grent neld!	(0:03:08.98)
Yousuke Shibazaki : War-grent gad!	(0:03:11.31)
Yousuke Shibazaki : War-grent pad!	(0:03:12.90)
Takafumi Takaoka : -You know… -War-grent larch!	(0:03:13.98)
Yousuke Shibazaki : -You know… -War-grent larch!	(0:03:13.98)
Takafumi Takaoka : …the economic decline has been hard on me, too.	(0:03:15.90)
Takafumi Takaoka : I work part-time to support myself.	(0:03:18.94)
Takafumi Takaoka : I brought papers for you to apply for self-reliance support and whatnot.	(0:03:21.78)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Wind, lift!	(0:03:25.03)
Takafumi Takaoka : No way!	(0:03:35.96)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Wind, return.	(0:03:37.59)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Japanese works in this world.	(0:03:41.05)
Takafumi Takaoka : It's true.	(0:03:58.36)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Anyway, were you about to hit me with harsh reality just now?	(0:04:01.36)
Takafumi Takaoka : -Nope. -You sure?	(0:04:06.12)
Yousuke Shibazaki : -Nope. -You sure?	(0:04:06.12)
Takafumi Takaoka : What did you do just now?	(0:04:08.58)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Magic.	(0:04:11.20)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Fire.	(0:04:13.04)
Takafumi Takaoka : That's amazing! How do you do that?	(0:04:14.87)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Never mind it.	(0:04:17.71)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Who's winning the Console War? Is it SEGA?	(0:04:19.05)
Takafumi Takaoka : What?	(0:04:21.71)
Takafumi Takaoka : SEGA? Nowadays?	(0:04:22.84)
Takafumi Takaoka : In Japan, Sony and Nintendo dominate the industry.	(0:04:26.26)
Yousuke Shibazaki : What? What about SEGA?	(0:04:30.68)
Yousuke Shibazaki : -Is that something you need to know-- -What about SEGA?	(0:04:32.43)
Takafumi Takaoka : -Is that something you need to know-- -What about SEGA?	(0:04:32.43)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Well… it gave up making consoles a good while ago.	(0:04:35.85)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Icuras cuora.	(0:04:43.15)
Takafumi Takaoka : What does ＂icuras cuora＂ do?	(0:04:46.28)
Yousuke Shibazaki : This spell erases memories.	(0:04:50.95)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I use it when things get unbearable.	(0:04:53.25)
Takafumi Takaoka : Is SEGA's decline such a big shock to him?	(0:04:56.25)
Yousuke Shibazaki : The other world was fraught with difficulties.	(0:04:58.33)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Want to take a look?	(0:05:01.34)
Takafumi Takaoka : Oh, sure.	(0:05:02.80)
Takafumi Takaoka : Make me forget everything I read just now.	(0:05:14.93)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I told you.	(0:05:19.06)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Spirits of memory, deliver unto oblivion.	(0:05:21.44)
Takafumi Takaoka : SEGA's decline truly was heart-wrenching to him.	(0:05:23.82)
Takafumi Takaoka : One week later…	(0:05:30.12)
Takafumi Takaoka : I decided to make a living by making money off of my uncle's powers.	(0:05:32.62)
Takafumi Takaoka : I uploaded videos on YouTube	(0:05:39.25)
Takafumi Takaoka : and earned about 60,000 yen from ads.	(0:05:41.50)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I shouldn't say this, since I'm crashing, but isn't this unit too big for just you?	(0:07:30.86)
Takafumi Takaoka : Yeah, I used to share this room with someone else,	(0:07:35.58)
Takafumi Takaoka : but I had troubles with them.	(0:07:39.79)
Yousuke Shibazaki : A roommate? Was it a girlfriend?	(0:07:41.58)
Takafumi Takaoka : Well, no…	(0:07:43.58)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Wow…	(0:07:45.00)
Takafumi Takaoka : No, it's called a room share! Haven't you heard of it?	(0:07:46.13)
Yousuke Shibazaki : No.	(0:07:50.17)
Takafumi Takaoka : There was no such thing 17 years ago?	(0:07:53.09)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Wow, you looked that up in seconds.	(0:07:55.47)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Electronic dictionaries sure have evolved.	(0:07:58.64)
Takafumi Takaoka : Yep… Wait, what?	(0:08:00.89)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Little Takafumi…	(0:08:05.44)
Yousuke Shibazaki : is old enough to recruit friends and live with them.	(0:08:07.69)
Takafumi Takaoka : What were your friends like in the other world?	(0:08:16.24)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I basically played solo for 17 years.	(0:08:22.33)
Takafumi Takaoka : Is that right…	(0:08:33.67)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Everyone over there is good-looking.	(0:08:42.60)
Yousuke Shibazaki : They're all handsome men and beautiful women.	(0:08:45.52)
Takafumi Takaoka : That's great.	(0:08:47.98)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I must have looked ugly…	(0:08:50.44)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I was hunted down as an orc variant.	(0:09:01.87)
Takafumi Takaoka : Uncle, hold on.	(0:09:04.83)
Yousuke Shibazaki : -Then-- -It's too heavy!	(0:09:06.92)
Takafumi Takaoka : -Then-- -It's too heavy!	(0:09:06.92)
Takafumi Takaoka : I don't want to hear this while washing the dishes.	(0:09:10.38)
Yousuke Shibazaki : That's how it usually went, but some were particularly aggressive.	(0:09:13.51)
Takafumi Takaoka : I told you to wait!	(0:09:18.18)
Yousuke Shibazaki : They followed me around every day and pestered and harassed me.	(0:09:19.76)
Yousuke Shibazaki : No matter what I did, they made fun of me and wouldn't let me be who I am.	(0:09:23.27)
Takafumi Takaoka : How horrible…	(0:09:29.73)
Takafumi Takaoka : So that's the reality of a parallel world fantasy life.	(0:09:31.82)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I saved her life when I met her. She didn't even thank me.	(0:09:35.19)
Takafumi Takaoka : She sounds like the worst.	(0:09:40.16)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Right?	(0:09:41.58)
Yousuke Shibazaki : She said, ＂No one asked for your help. Don't touch me!	(0:09:42.83)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Don't misinterpret it. I didn't save you for your sake.	(0:09:47.67)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I must be the only one who can stand being with an orc face like you!＂	(0:09:51.63)
Yousuke Shibazaki : She berated me to no end.	(0:09:58.09)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I got rid of her in some city and took off.	(0:10:01.51)
Tsundere Elf : Don't touch me!	(0:10:09.85)
Tsundere Elf : Don't misinterpret me!	(0:10:12.36)
Tsundere Elf : I must be the only one who can stand being with an orc face like you.	(0:10:15.28)
Takafumi Takaoka : The concept of tsundere became popular around 2004.	(0:10:26.79)
Takafumi Takaoka : Four years after my uncle left for the other world.	(0:10:31.08)
Takafumi Takaoka : What happened to her afterwards?	(0:10:34.50)
Yousuke Shibazaki : What? Who knows?	(0:10:36.30)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Anyway, my life didn't go well in the other world, either.	(0:10:39.59)
Yousuke Shibazaki : But now I've come back,	(0:10:46.97)
Yousuke Shibazaki : there's the Internet, optical fiber, and even ＂wii-fii＂!	(0:10:49.14)
Yousuke Shibazaki : This is great!	(0:10:52.40)
Yousuke Shibazaki : With videos, even I can connect with people from around the world.	(0:10:54.32)
Yousuke Shibazaki : What?	(0:10:58.99)
Takafumi Takaoka : My uncle, who returned from the other world…	(0:11:05.91)
Takafumi Takaoka : …stepped into a brand-new world, the Internet.	(0:11:08.95)
Yousuke Shibazaki : What? How can they see my face?	(0:11:11.21)
Takafumi Takaoka : -Maybe through this tiny lens? -It's what people say on the Internet.	(0:11:13.58)
Yousuke Shibazaki : -Maybe through this tiny lens? -It's what people say on the Internet.	(0:11:13.58)
Yousuke Shibazaki : A ＂sock puppet＂? I'm not a hoax!	(0:11:17.30)
Takafumi Takaoka : Those are commonly used phrases. Nothing more.	(0:11:20.38)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Hey, why is ＂LOL＂ everywhere?	(0:11:23.51)
Takafumi Takaoka : He doesn't know how to deal with haters yet.	(0:11:27.77)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I want this cell phone.	(0:11:35.11)
Yousuke Shibazaki : It doesn't open up but slides around.	(0:11:36.23)
Takafumi Takaoka : Uncle, that one's a 2G.	(0:11:38.98)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Can I buy it through this online auction?	(0:11:41.74)
Takafumi Takaoka : You can't make calls on it since it uses an outdated radio wave.	(0:11:44.37)
Yousuke Shibazaki : That's fine. I don't care about calls.	(0:11:48.41)
Takafumi Takaoka : What about your junior high and high school friends?	(0:11:50.33)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Takafumi,	(0:11:54.42)
Yousuke Shibazaki : a man who chooses SEGA console cannot live an ordinary life.	(0:11:56.38)
Takafumi Takaoka : Why do game consoles dictate so much of his life?	(0:12:05.09)
Takafumi Takaoka : That one looks like the cheapest option.	(0:12:13.81)
Yousuke Shibazaki : You already researched it.	(0:12:15.90)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Those smartphones may be tiny, but they sure are powerful.	(0:12:17.61)
Takafumi Takaoka : You'll soon get the hang of it.	(0:12:20.73)
Yousuke Shibazaki : ＂Touch,＂＂swipe,＂＂pinch out＂…	(0:12:23.70)
Yousuke Shibazaki : For now, I want a phone with lots of buttons.	(0:12:26.49)
Takafumi Takaoka : Yeah?	(0:12:29.95)
Yousuke Shibazaki : But the cool ones that open up, slide, or spin around are all gone.	(0:12:31.04)
Takafumi Takaoka : Technological innovation. Everyone uses touch panel phones now.	(0:12:36.88)
Yousuke Shibazaki : That's 17 years of innovation.	(0:12:40.50)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Actually, I made a technological advancement in the other world.	(0:12:43.01)
Takafumi Takaoka : What did you invent?	(0:12:47.60)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I created a vase that poured out water in a drought-stricken village.	(0:12:49.85)
Takafumi Takaoka : Awesome! How did you do that?	(0:12:53.81)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I used two spells to…	(0:12:56.15)
Yousuke Shibazaki : It'll be easier to show you my memory.	(0:12:58.61)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Icuras elran.	(0:13:01.40)
Takafumi Takaoka : This image!	(0:13:07.20)
Takafumi Takaoka : It's your memory from the other world!	(0:13:09.87)
Yousuke Shibazaki : These magic-storing cards are called talismans.	(0:13:12.66)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I'll forgo the details, but it worked by reversing the water electrolysis process.	(0:13:16.62)
Takafumi Takaoka : Modern science is undefeated!	(0:13:23.59)
Takafumi Takaoka : Uncle, you dominated the other world.	(0:13:25.76)
Takafumi Takaoka : The people must have sung your praises and revered you.	(0:13:28.26)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Not really.	(0:13:31.60)
Yousuke Shibazaki : They tried to hang me.	(0:13:36.77)
Yousuke Shibazaki : The vase, smashed to smithereens.	(0:13:40.77)
Yousuke Shibazaki : It wasn't acceptable in their religion.	(0:13:46.49)
Tsundere Elf : Hold it!	(0:13:49.78)
Takafumi Takaoka : Someone came to rescue you.	(0:13:52.16)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Yeah, that's the girl bent on harassing me.	(0:13:53.95)
Takafumi Takaoka : This girl?	(0:13:56.29)
Tsundere Elf : Yes, he has an evil countenance. He is more like an orc than a man.	(0:13:58.00)
Tsundere Elf : I don't blame you for distrusting him, however--	(0:14:02.25)
Yousuke Shibazaki : War-grent grakka.	(0:14:05.05)
Yousuke Shibazaki : That was rough…	(0:14:09.89)
Yousuke Shibazaki : That's how it went.	(0:14:12.72)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Sorry.	(0:14:19.85)
Yousuke Shibazaki : It's hard to see from the first-person view.	(0:14:22.23)
Takafumi Takaoka : That bothers you?	(0:14:24.73)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Swipe it like this to turn the camera.	(0:14:26.74)
Takafumi Takaoka : -Here we go. -How is that possible?	(0:14:30.70)
Yousuke Shibazaki : -Here we go. -How is that possible?	(0:14:30.70)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Pinch in to make it smaller.	(0:14:32.66)
Takafumi Takaoka : They almost hunted you down.	(0:14:35.70)
Takafumi Takaoka : Can we see what happened to that girl?	(0:14:38.79)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Sure. Let's pinch out to enlarge.	(0:14:41.13)
Yousuke Shibazaki : There she is.	(0:14:45.09)
Tsundere Elf : That coward…	(0:14:48.51)
Tsundere Elf : He ran away.	(0:14:51.26)
Tsundere Elf : Goodness…	(0:14:57.43)
Takafumi Takaoka : What a kind girl! She's also super beautiful!	(0:14:59.35)
Yousuke Shibazaki : That's right, I'm a coward.	(0:15:01.77)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Yes, the auction.	(0:15:06.61)
Yousuke Shibazaki : It's about to end!	(0:15:09.28)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I'm placing a bid!	(0:15:13.70)
Takafumi Takaoka : What's the shipping cost?	(0:15:15.16)
Yousuke Shibazaki : What?	(0:15:16.66)
Yousuke Shibazaki : The shipping is 2,000 yen.	(0:15:25.09)
Takafumi Takaoka : It's shipped from a remote island I've never heard of.	(0:15:27.42)
Takafumi Takaoka : We don't have to pay for shipping if we pick it up in person.	(0:15:32.09)
Takafumi Takaoka : What?	(0:15:48.57)
Takafumi Takaoka : Uncle!	(0:15:52.11)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I'll be back soon.	(0:15:57.70)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I'm back.	(0:16:07.34)
Takafumi Takaoka : Uncle…	(0:16:13.26)
Yousuke Shibazaki : How do you like this headphone?	(0:16:17.14)
Yousuke Shibazaki : -Where is it auctioned from? -Kumamoto.	(0:16:19.10)
Takafumi Takaoka : -Where is it auctioned from? -Kumamoto.	(0:16:19.10)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Five minutes tops.	(0:16:22.35)
Takafumi Takaoka : How about this couch?	(0:16:25.81)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Too heavy to haul around.	(0:16:26.98)
Takafumi Takaoka : I'll give you a shoulder massage afterward.	(0:16:28.65)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Well, okay then.	(0:16:30.61)
Takafumi Takaoka : My uncle learned how to buy online with free shipping.	(0:16:33.20)
EXTRA : Thank you.	(0:16:39.49)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I could have gone to get it.	(0:16:41.95)
Takafumi Takaoka : This rice was on a special discount on Amazon.	(0:16:44.92)
Takafumi Takaoka : Can you grab me a knife?	(0:16:47.08)
Yousuke Shibazaki : -Here you go. -Thanks.	(0:16:50.63)
Takafumi Takaoka : -Here you go. -Thanks.	(0:16:50.63)
Takafumi Takaoka : What's this? Where'd you get it?	(0:16:55.26)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Dimensional storage.	(0:16:56.89)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Also, this. It's for slaying dragons, so handle with caution.	(0:16:58.72)
Takafumi Takaoka : You had that at the hospital.	(0:17:02.22)
Takafumi Takaoka : Do you have anything else from the other world?	(0:17:03.98)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Certainly.	(0:17:07.06)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I have this magic sword.	(0:17:10.07)
Takafumi Takaoka : My deposit…	(0:17:14.15)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I have precious metals, too.	(0:17:15.24)
Yousuke Shibazaki : This crystallization of mermaid's tears was crafted with magic.	(0:17:17.91)
Yousuke Shibazaki : This ring is sculpted from rainbow coral.	(0:17:21.49)
Yousuke Shibazaki : This gem alone can pay to build a castle in the other world.	(0:17:24.08)
Takafumi Takaoka : Let's sell it!	(0:17:26.87)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Fifty yen.	(0:17:29.33)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I took it to a pawn shop.	(0:17:32.05)
Yousuke Shibazaki : It was appraised for 50 yen.	(0:17:33.88)
Takafumi Takaoka : It's a bit too rare.	(0:17:35.51)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Our views aren't growing.	(0:17:38.80)
Yousuke Shibazaki : We need a breakthrough.	(0:17:41.64)
Takafumi Takaoka : Uncle,	(0:17:43.60)
Takafumi Takaoka : did you have this ring because you meant to gift it to someone?	(0:17:45.27)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Not really. Gems are more like memorabilia.	(0:17:49.48)
Yousuke Shibazaki : They can only be obtained after beating challenging dungeons.	(0:17:52.86)
Takafumi Takaoka : Is that so?	(0:17:56.70)
Yousuke Shibazaki : You want to talk about relationships?	(0:18:07.12)
Takafumi Takaoka : Not really. You don't seem interested in that kind of thing. So, no thanks.	(0:18:09.08)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Cut the nonsense. I've lived for over 30 years.	(0:18:13.25)
Yousuke Shibazaki : That comes with experience.	(0:18:16.59)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I met my first love in grade school.	(0:18:20.30)
Takafumi Takaoka : What were they like?	(0:18:23.18)
Yousuke Shibazaki : They were Sonic and Tails.	(0:18:24.47)
Takafumi Takaoka : What?	(0:18:26.98)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I stopped by the toy shop's display window every day and spent hours watching the TV.	(0:18:36.28)
Yousuke Shibazaki : The title scene was so cute, I never got tired of it.	(0:18:43.03)
Takafumi Takaoka : Do you have any experience involving people?	(0:18:47.20)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Of course I do.	(0:18:49.83)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Kaede Nanase was a good friend of mine.	(0:18:51.63)
Yousuke Shibazaki : The enemy group's leader murdered her.	(0:18:55.50)
Yousuke Shibazaki : She was then revived as a living machine.	(0:18:58.05)
Yousuke Shibazaki : They relentlessly attack her to obtain the salvation weapon Seven Force.	(0:19:00.76)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Stage three's boss is the fifth form of…	(0:19:04.47)
Takafumi Takaoka : Does he have any experience outside of video games in his life?	(0:19:06.77)
Takafumi Takaoka : Did you meet any girls in the other world?	(0:19:11.23)
Yousuke Shibazaki : -I did. -What?	(0:19:13.94)
Takafumi Takaoka : -I did. -What?	(0:19:13.94)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Icuras elran.	(0:19:16.36)
EXTRA : Thank you very much.	(0:19:39.34)
Yousuke Shibazaki : And that's how I saved her from a monster.	(0:20:11.91)
Takafumi Takaoka : More like she offered her life in exchange for her brothers'.	(0:20:15.17)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Wasn't that smooth?	(0:20:19.67)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Immediately afterward, I was struck from a blind spot by some goblins.	(0:20:21.55)
Yousuke Shibazaki : They threw me off a cliff, and that was that.	(0:20:26.05)
Takafumi Takaoka : What a disaster.	(0:20:28.85)
Takafumi Takaoka : The two brothers snuck behind him with terrifying looks on their faces.	(0:20:33.81)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Let's check how that ambush occurred.	(0:20:37.56)
Takafumi Takaoka : I'm sure they were goblins.	(0:20:39.94)
Takafumi Takaoka : -Yeah? -Yeah, absolutely!	(0:20:41.90)
Yousuke Shibazaki : -Yeah? -Yeah, absolutely!	(0:20:41.90)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I was on the brink of death when she stumbled into me.	(0:20:45.16)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I hate to say this, but she saved me.	(0:20:49.99)
Yousuke Shibazaki : You…	(0:21:04.34)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Why did you…	(0:21:06.76)
Tsundere Elf : Don't you misunderstand.	(0:21:07.97)
Tsundere Elf : You are indebted to me now.	(0:21:09.26)
Tsundere Elf : Spend the rest of your life bowing to me.	(0:21:11.14)
Yousuke Shibazaki : The rest of my life?	(0:21:16.23)
Tsundere Elf : What?	(0:21:17.31)
Tsundere Elf : That's not what I meant.	(0:21:21.28)
Tsundere Elf : I didn't mean ＂together forever＂ or anything.	(0:21:23.03)
Tsundere Elf : W-what? Stay away from me!	(0:21:27.24)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I'd rather not owe you a huge favor.	(0:21:30.20)
Yousuke Shibazaki : -Will this do? -What?	(0:21:33.12)
Tsundere Elf : -Will this do? -What?	(0:21:33.12)
Tsundere Elf : What?	(0:21:36.62)
Yousuke Shibazaki : It's a cosmite ring, said to be one of the only seven in existence.	(0:21:38.08)
Tsundere Elf : What are you doing?	(0:21:41.92)
Yousuke Shibazaki : How does it fit?	(0:21:49.76)
Tsundere Elf : Wait, hold on!	(0:21:50.85)
Tsundere Elf : It's too sudden…	(0:21:54.52)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Do you not want it?	(0:21:56.23)
Tsundere Elf : I do…	(0:22:04.36)
Takafumi Takaoka : My uncle is about to do something outrageous!	(0:22:11.74)
Takafumi Takaoka : Was that okay to do?	(0:22:15.54)
Takafumi Takaoka : Looks like it means the same in the other world. Did you take responsibility?	(0:22:17.33)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Of course I did.	(0:22:21.92)
Yousuke Shibazaki : I was responsible enough to have it redeemed at the next town.	(0:22:25.42)
Takafumi Takaoka : Uncle!	(0:22:28.72)
Takafumi Takaoka : You said you dodged her in some town. So it was this one.	(0:22:36.64)
Yousuke Shibazaki : No. She kept following me around.	(0:22:40.48)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Maybe she got a taste for money.	(0:22:42.98)
Tsundere Elf : I deposited it at a bank. Where are you going next?	(0:22:44.86)
Tsundere Elf : What? You'll stay here for now? What a coincidence. Me, too!	(0:22:48.28)
Takafumi Takaoka : She's resilient.	(0:22:52.07)
Yousuke Shibazaki : As you can see,	(0:22:54.58)
Yousuke Shibazaki : these kinds of rare items can be useful on many occasions.	(0:22:56.29)
Yousuke Shibazaki : Let's stash that knife in here.	(0:23:00.37)
Takafumi Takaoka : Sure.	(0:23:03.00)
Takafumi Takaoka : My uncle's new video surpassed 2,000,000 views.	(0:23:16.56)
Takafumi Takaoka : 2017, fall.	(0:23:37.62)
Takafumi Takaoka : My new life with my uncle	(0:23:41.33)
Takafumi Takaoka : had just begun.	(0:23:44.38)