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I May Be a Guild Receptionist, But I'll Solo Any Boss to Clock Out on Time - Episode 1

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Alina Clover : Morning! (0:00:30.45)
Alina Clover : I'm gonna give it my all again today! (0:00:41.61)
Alina Clover : I'm a guild receptionist. (0:00:45.87)
Alina Clover : It's all desk work, so you know it's safe. (0:00:48.09)
Alina Clover : And since it's public service,
it's also stable and secure.
(0:00:50.60)
Alina Clover : I wear a cute uniform and guide
adventurers with a smile.
(0:00:53.45)
Alina Clover : I can take it easy doing clerical work, (0:00:58.70)
Alina Clover : and when my shift's over, I go home. (0:01:00.63)
Alina Clover : It's the ideal job. (0:01:02.84)
Alina Clover : Well, I wish you all the best out there. (0:01:05.61)
Alina Clover : Or it was supposed to be... (0:01:09.08)
Alina Clover : It's because you keep refusing to die... (0:01:17.10)
Alina Clover : that I keep having (0:01:22.02)
Alina Clover : to work overtime! (0:01:25.32)
Alina Clover : You piece of shit! (0:01:27.40)
Alina Clover : Next, please. (0:03:03.74)
Alina Clover : Next, please. (0:03:06.16)
Alina Clover : Quit dragging your feet and
get over here already!
(0:03:18.22)
Alina Clover : Welcome, sir. (0:03:22.82)
Alina Clover : Okay, let me just look this over. (0:03:31.54)
Alina Clover : You're taking too damn long to conquer it! (0:03:46.41)
Alina Clover : Since you'll be taking
on this quest as a party,
(0:03:49.97)
Alina Clover : I'll need to see your
second-class license card.
(0:03:52.65)
Alina Clover : Of course I know you! (0:04:04.01)
Alina Clover : Dealing with adventurers every
day doesn't leave me much choice!
(0:04:05.91)
Alina Clover : But I can't assign quests to anyone
who doesn't present their license!
(0:04:09.14)
Alina Clover : Yes, I most certainly do know you. (0:04:14.65)
Alina Clover : It's part of my job to assure
that your life won't be in danger
(0:04:16.82)
Alina Clover : by confirming that you are strong
enough to take on a dungeon.
(0:04:19.34)
Alina Clover : Please present your license. (0:04:28.33)
Alina Clover : Please present your license. (0:04:32.76)
Alina Clover : Please present your license. (0:04:35.79)
Alina Clover : Thank you for presenting your license. (0:04:40.98)
Alina Clover : I wish you the best out there. (0:04:43.09)
Alina Clover : There's still such a long line. (0:04:47.08)
Alina Clover : This is never gonna end! (0:04:49.83)
Alina Clover : No! I have to keep it up! (0:04:52.78)
Alina Clover : Thank you for waiting! Next, please! (0:04:55.21)
Alina Clover : Long ago, on the continent of Helcacia, (0:04:59.61)
Alina Clover : our ancestors received blessings
from our gods, who we call Dia,
(0:05:01.76)
Alina Clover : and used them to build
an advanced civilization.
(0:05:06.37)
Alina Clover : But then, suddenly,
our ancestors disappeared.
(0:05:09.51)
Alina Clover : Monsters took over the
continent in their place,
(0:05:13.45)
Alina Clover : and it became incredibly dangerous. (0:05:16.33)
Alina Clover : Two hundred years ago, people began
to enter dungeons on the continent,
(0:05:19.43)
Alina Clover : fight monsters, and build cities once more. (0:05:23.09)
Alina Clover : Those people were adventurers. (0:05:26.93)
Alina Clover : And of the many guild offices here
that deal with adventurers,
(0:05:29.96)
Alina Clover : this one, Iffole Counter, is the largest. (0:05:33.10)
Alina Clover : Halfway through the quest assignments... (0:05:48.74)
Alina Clover : Gotta add up the ones assigned today,
put a report together,
(0:05:52.12)
Alina Clover : and then... and then... (0:05:56.72)
Alina Clover : I wanna go home. (0:05:59.61)
Alina Clover : Right now, I should be... (0:06:01.67)
Alina Clover : living a nice... (0:06:08.20)
Alina Clover : peaceful... (0:06:10.43)
Alina Clover : harmonious life! (0:06:12.46)
Alina Clover : But it's not harmonious at all. (0:06:16.61)
Alina Clover : Maybe I'll put this off until tomorrow. (0:06:19.57)
Alina Clover : No! If I do that, it'll just keep piling up! (0:06:23.66)
Alina Clover : Tomorrow's the day I clock out on time
and enjoy some peace and quiet!
(0:06:27.22)
Alina Clover : Right! (0:06:32.29)
Alina Clover : Okay, let's do this! (0:06:41.65)
Alina Clover : All this overtime... (0:06:44.74)
Alina Clover : is falling on me because of the
Belfla ruins boss, the Hellflame Dragon.
(0:06:46.46)
Alina Clover : Monsters keep appearing
because nobody can defeat it.
(0:06:50.61)
Alina Clover : And adventurers will keep accepting
quests until someone defeats the boss.
(0:06:55.19)
Alina Clover : Because of that, I'm stuck with
reception duty for endless crowds all day,
(0:07:00.86)
Alina Clover : and all the other work has to be
done at night. It's a hellscape.
(0:07:04.43)
Alina Clover : This is never gonna end. (0:07:10.05)
Alina Clover : There's no end in sight! (0:07:12.27)
Alina Clover : And it's all because of that boss. (0:07:15.97)
Alina Clover : I've put up with this for a full month! (0:07:19.26)
Alina Clover : If someone would just defeat that dungeon,
I'd have some peace again.
(0:07:21.38)
Alina Clover : I've told myself I just need to deal
with this overtime until then...
(0:07:25.01)
Alina Clover : but I'm at my limit! (0:07:28.53)
Alina Clover : Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it! (0:07:32.16)
Alina Clover : Overtime is absolute shit! (0:07:34.99)
Alina Clover : I swear I'm going to clock
out on time, damn you!
(0:07:38.48)
Jade Scrade : Skill activate! Sigurth Wall! (0:08:01.22)
Jade Scrade : Now, Ganz! (0:08:07.43)
Jade Scrade : Lululee! (0:08:19.73)
Jade Scrade : Lowe! (0:08:23.92)
Lowe Rossbrender : Imber! (0:08:25.00)
Lowe Rossbrender : Damn it! My magic isn't hurting it! (0:08:37.51)
Jade Scrade : Such power... (0:08:39.84)
Jade Scrade : This is looking bad.
We should retreat for now.
(0:08:46.19)
Jade Scrade : What?! (0:08:53.41)
Jade Scrade : It's dangerous here! Run! (0:08:54.37)
Alina Clover : Activate skill. (0:08:56.70)
Jade Scrade : Her skill made a weapon appear?! (0:09:01.56)
Alina Clover : So you're the piece of shit dragon, huh?! (0:09:03.76)
Jade Scrade : Watch for its breath! It'll burn you to a— (0:09:07.06)
Alina Clover : It's because no one can defeat you
that I'm stuck in overtime hell!
(0:09:10.44)
Alina Clover : You piece of shit! (0:09:15.86)
Alina Clover : It's not as if... (0:09:22.96)
Alina Clover : I want to work overtime, you know! (0:09:29.66)
Alina Clover : You shitbag! (0:10:03.08)
Lowe Rossbrender : You're kidding me. (0:10:31.93)
Jade Scrade : Was that... the Executioner? (0:10:33.93)
Lowe Rossbrender : A mysterious adventurer. (0:10:38.59)
Lowe Rossbrender : She's able to solo the bosses of
dungeons that no one else can conquer.
(0:10:40.72)
Jade Scrade : Yeah. (0:10:48.74)
Jade Scrade : Adventurers normally fight in parties, (0:10:49.96)
Jade Scrade : but the Executioner does everything alone. (0:10:53.70)
Alina Clover : Now I should be able to
clock out on time tomorrow.
(0:11:01.49)
Alina Clover : I blew it again. (0:11:15.79)
Alina Clover : "Investigation requested." (0:11:18.53)
Alina Clover : "The guild is responding to the
retirement of Ganz from the Silver Sword"
(0:11:20.56)
Alina Clover : "by seeking the individual fitting this description
to appoint as the party's new attacker."
(0:11:23.61)
Alina Clover : Am I a total idiot?! (0:11:29.11)
Alina Clover : Laila... (0:11:34.26)
Alina Clover : No way! (0:11:38.42)
Alina Clover : Also, "great" Executioner? (0:11:39.83)
Alina Clover : The one who gallantly appears
to save people in trouble,
(0:11:42.84)
Alina Clover : then leaves without giving her name! (0:11:45.78)
Alina Clover : Uh-huh... (0:11:54.54)
Alina Clover : Hell no! (0:12:03.68)
Alina Clover : If it got out that I've been soloing
bosses with a fake license card,
(0:12:05.05)
Alina Clover : I'd be fired on the spot! (0:12:09.16)
Alina Clover : Guild receptionists are public servants,
so we can't have side jobs!
(0:12:10.66)
Alina Clover : Life security, (0:12:14.49)
Alina Clover : great employee benefits, (0:12:16.17)
Alina Clover : employment for life... (0:12:17.86)
Alina Clover : and I get to go home at
the same time every day!
(0:12:19.09)
Alina Clover : As long as there's no overtime! (0:12:21.57)
Alina Clover : That's why I became a guild receptionist! (0:12:24.25)
Alina Clover : I can't just let my life end now! (0:12:26.88)
Alina Clover : No way! (0:12:30.20)
Jade Scrade : Not her. (0:12:33.90)
Jade Scrade : Her hair and eyes aren't the right color. (0:12:35.66)
Lowe Rossbrender : You saw the massive weapon
they were swinging around.
(0:12:43.61)
Jade Scrade : I'm positive. (0:12:46.23)
Jade Scrade : The Executioner is a girl with
black hair and green eyes,
(0:12:47.54)
Jade Scrade : and she was still quite young. (0:12:51.15)
Lowe Rossbrender : Leader, I think you're a little
too fixated on the Executioner.
(0:12:53.37)
Jade Scrade : Sorry. Could you give me
just a little more time?
(0:13:02.63)
Jade Scrade : I really want to find her. (0:13:10.63)
Lowe Rossbrender : What? We're not done? (0:13:23.27)
Lowe Rossbrender : I just wanna go back to the inn and sleep. (0:13:25.77)
Lowe Rossbrender : Hey, that's good! (0:13:35.93)
Lowe Rossbrender : Well, adventurers never know
what's gonna happen or when.
(0:13:49.96)
Lowe Rossbrender : We gotta do what we wanna
do when we can, right?
(0:13:53.57)
Lowe Rossbrender : Hey, despite appearances,
I take my work seriously.
(0:14:00.60)
Lowe Rossbrender : I'm up late every night
studying grimoires, after all.
(0:14:04.03)
Lowe Rossbrender : I just get more work done at night.
It suits me better.
(0:14:07.04)
Lowe Rossbrender : So... (0:14:11.15)
Lowe Rossbrender : Oh, well. (0:14:19.03)
Jade Scrade : Relics. (0:14:47.91)
Jade Scrade : Objects with a Dia mark on them, (0:14:49.44)
Jade Scrade : containing the techniques of our ancestors. (0:14:52.03)
Jade Scrade : They grant power to those who use them. (0:14:54.62)
Jade Scrade : Any adventurer would die to have one, (0:14:57.34)
Jade Scrade : but the Executioner didn't
seem interested in it at all.
(0:15:00.30)
Jade Scrade : That skill she used wasn't
like our Sigurth skills.
(0:15:04.39)
Jade Scrade : It was different. (0:15:08.47)
Jade Scrade : A Dia skill? (0:15:11.23)
Jade Scrade : No, it couldn't be. (0:15:13.00)
Jade Scrade : I'm going to find you. I swear it. (0:15:15.48)
Jade Scrade : That girl! (0:15:37.34)
Jade Scrade : There's no doubt about it! (0:15:38.45)
Jade Scrade : Black hair and green eyes. (0:15:39.98)
Jade Scrade : She's a guild receptionist?! (0:15:48.89)
Alina Clover : There aren't too many adventurers
to deal with today.
(0:15:54.32)
Alina Clover : I love it when things are slow! (0:15:57.85)
Jade Scrade : Hey. (0:16:06.20)
Alina Clover : Y-Yikes! (0:16:09.99)
Alina Clover : Why is the leader of the Silver Sword here?! (0:16:12.40)
Alina Clover : Is he investigating the Executioner?! (0:16:14.70)
Alina Clover : H-How can I help you? (0:16:17.64)
Jade Scrade : There's something I want to ask you. (0:16:20.19)
Alina Clover : Does he know who I am? (0:16:22.57)
Alina Clover : No, that's impossible! I covered my face, (0:16:24.41)
Alina Clover : and my adventurer license has a fake name! (0:16:27.14)
Alina Clover : There should be no way
for anyone to find me.
(0:16:29.59)
Jade Scrade : I saw someone use this incredible war hammer
in the Belfla Underground Ruins the other day.
(0:16:33.28)
Jade Scrade : I've been looking for her ever since. (0:16:38.35)
Jade Scrade : You know who I'm talking about, don't you? (0:16:40.01)
Alina Clover : I do apologize,
but I haven't the slightest idea.
(0:16:43.08)
Alina Clover : I'd be happy to ask the
other receptionists.
(0:16:46.86)
Jade Scrade : You know... (0:16:50.59)
Jade Scrade : My eyes and nose are pretty sharp, (0:16:51.86)
Jade Scrade : and I can see pretty well in dark places. (0:16:54.30)
Jade Scrade : So I know I got a good look at her face. (0:16:56.73)
Jade Scrade : The one swinging around that war hammer (0:16:59.48)
Jade Scrade : was a young girl with
black hair and green eyes.
(0:17:02.07)
Jade Scrade : Alina Clover... (0:17:05.83)
Alina Clover : Oh, no! (0:17:12.81)
Alina Clover : But I hid my face under a hood! (0:17:15.45)
Alina Clover : And it was pitch black in that dungeon! (0:17:17.43)
Alina Clover : He couldn't have seen me! (0:17:19.70)
Jade Scrade : Man, I never would've guessed you
were a guild receptionist, though.
(0:17:21.80)
Alina Clover : It's... It's all over! (0:17:26.67)
Alina Clover : My life as a guild receptionist is over! (0:17:29.62)
Alina Clover : No! This job is stable and secure! (0:17:36.46)
Alina Clover : I'm not giving up on it! (0:17:39.41)
Alina Clover : Silver Sword leader. (0:17:44.12)
Alina Clover : This is not an appropriate place to talk. (0:17:45.72)
Jade Scrade : Would you accept this as
the spoils of that battle?
(0:17:50.89)
Alina Clover : Silver Sword leader, it's said that the strength
and durability of Relics are unmatched.
(0:17:55.52)
Jade Scrade : Yeah. That's why Relic
weapons are so powerful—
(0:18:01.74)
Jade Scrade : Y-Y-Y-You just crushed
a Relic with one hand?!
(0:18:10.40)
Alina Clover : I only want to live a peaceful
life as a guild receptionist.
(0:18:13.95)
Jade Scrade : Huh? Oh... Okay. (0:18:18.22)
Alina Clover : If you interfere with that,
you will regret it.
(0:18:21.08)
Alina Clover : If you don't wanna get squished
like that piece of shit dragon,
(0:18:23.72)
Alina Clover : get out of here and never show
your face around me again!
(0:18:27.41)
Alina Clover : Bye. (0:18:33.56)
Jade Scrade : Hang on a minute! (0:18:34.31)
Jade Scrade : Sigurth Wall! (0:18:35.86)
Alina Clover : A skill? (0:18:37.97)
Jade Scrade : That's right. I can make
anything I touch harden.
(0:18:38.90)
Alina Clover : Oh, so that's how you're gonna play it? (0:18:42.41)
Jade Scrade : As the leader of the Silver Sword, (0:18:44.97)
Jade Scrade : I simply can't overlook the
power of the Executioner.
(0:18:48.08)
Jade Scrade : Wh-Wh-Wh-What'd you do that for?! (0:18:57.27)
Alina Clover : I can't let my guild receptionist
career end like this.
(0:18:59.96)
Alina Clover : For the sake of my peaceful life... (0:19:04.94)
Alina Clover : You must die! (0:19:08.12)
Jade Scrade : Wait! Wait! Wait! (0:19:08.83)
Jade Scrade : And where'd that weapon come from, anyway?! (0:19:10.58)
Alina Clover : Say what? (0:19:15.14)
Jade Scrade : They're the skills of legend. (0:19:16.40)
Jade Scrade : It's said that they died
along with our ancestors.
(0:19:18.14)
Jade Scrade : They're even stronger than Sigurth skills,
which are the strongest currently known,
(0:19:24.20)
Alina Clover : I don't care. Let's continue. (0:19:25.53)
Jade Scrade : Just wait, please! I didn't
come here to fight you!
(0:19:27.81)
Alina Clover : Oh? (0:19:31.69)
Jade Scrade : I-I-I can't afford to die now! (0:19:33.02)
Alina Clover : Oh, really? (0:19:36.88)
Jade Scrade : I... (0:19:38.99)
Jade Scrade : want you, Alina! (0:19:40.19)
Alina Clover : I'll sue you for sexual
harassment and abuse of power.
(0:19:43.94)
Jade Scrade : The way you looked when you
fought the Hellflame Dragon
(0:19:49.48)
Jade Scrade : hasn't left my head for a single moment. (0:19:52.58)
Jade Scrade : We need you in the Silver Sword,
whatever it takes!
(0:19:55.06)
Alina Clover : Look. (0:19:59.92)
Alina Clover : I only want to live a peaceful
life as a guild receptionist.
(0:20:01.38)
Alina Clover : Could you just butt out? (0:20:05.36)
Jade Scrade : How did you manage to defeat
the Hellflame Dragon, then?
(0:20:06.98)
Jade Scrade : If you just wanted to stay a receptionist, (0:20:11.68)
Jade Scrade : why would you have needed
to solo a dungeon boss?
(0:20:13.37)
Alina Clover : Because I didn't want to work overtime. (0:20:18.39)
Jade Scrade : Huh? (0:20:20.73)
Alina Clover : I thought I wouldn't have to work
overtime anymore if I defeated it.
(0:20:21.56)
Jade Scrade : Wait, what? Overtime? (0:20:25.01)
Alina Clover : What's with that look?
Do I need any other reason?
(0:20:27.56)
Alina Clover : Do you even know (0:20:34.11)
Alina Clover : the despair of seeing an
endless mountain of paperwork?!
(0:20:35.43)
Alina Clover : How it makes you want to kill
something when you're forced
(0:20:38.37)
Alina Clover : to do even more work when
you're clearly behind already?!
(0:20:41.01)
Jade Scrade : W-Well, um... (0:20:43.80)
Alina Clover : I work overtime getting my work
sorted out so I'll have less overtime!
(0:20:46.16)
Alina Clover : I work overtime making manuals
so I'll have less overtime!
(0:20:50.09)
Alina Clover : So I'll have less overtime! (0:20:53.50)
Jade Scrade : I don't know how that feels! I'm sorry! (0:20:56.02)
Alina Clover : You know, I was stuck in overtime hell
because you losers kept dragging your feet!
(0:20:58.19)
Alina Clover : And that is why I finished the job! (0:21:03.88)
Alina Clover : I got my regular clock-out time
back with my own two hands!
(0:21:07.01)
Alina Clover : And what's wrong with that?! (0:21:10.61)
Alina Clover : Now I have you jerks ganging up
on me trying to nail my identity!
(0:21:12.60)
Jade Scrade : I'm sorry. (0:21:16.41)
Jade Scrade : Hey, if you join the Silver Sword,
you won't have to work overtime!
(0:21:19.02)
Alina Clover : Only because you don't clock out in a party! (0:21:21.51)
Jade Scrade : Sorry. (0:21:25.03)
Alina Clover : Anyway, I have no intention
of joining the Silver Sword.
(0:21:27.85)
Alina Clover : Oh, and... (0:21:35.43)
Alina Clover : If you speak of this to anyone,
I'll make you regret it.
(0:21:37.72)
Jade Scrade : I'm not giving up! (0:21:47.76)
Alina Clover : All I want is to live my daily life in peace. (0:21:55.60)
Alina Clover : Long live clocking out on time! (0:22:00.60)
Alina Clover : Maybe I'll stop by that cake shop
I've been eyeing on my way home.
(0:22:03.10)
Alina Clover : Is this going to mean more overtime?! (0:22:16.67)
Alina Clover : Next time: (0:23:52.95)
Alina Clover : "I May Be the Executioner, but I'll Be Fired
if People Find Out, so I'll Have to Use Force."
(0:23:54.01)

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