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▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Well, I screwed up.	(0:00:01.90)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I mean, nobody expects a Kojien to fall out of the sky.	(0:00:04.26)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I'm telling you, the theme makes no sense!	(0:01:43.83)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Why would you insist on using muscles	(0:01:46.37)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : for a children's literature theory group research theme?!	(0:01:48.17)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : ＂Raving＂ in a different way, maybe!	(0:01:54.96)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Not because I wanted to.	(0:02:03.35)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : This is my fault?	(0:02:12.23)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Aren't you his girlfriend?! Talk some sense into him!	(0:02:17.90)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Yeah.	(0:02:26.16)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Hey!	(0:02:26.75)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : He's just straight-up Gian.	(0:02:27.62)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Not much we can do about it.	(0:02:29.71)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Just look at Fujimura-kun's social media account.	(0:02:31.71)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : He should die a thousand deaths!	(0:02:45.22)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Can you beat these people?	(0:02:47.35)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I don't even want to get involved.	(0:02:49.02)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Not only that, but he just posted this a moment ago!	(0:02:50.94)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I've never understood anything less in my entire college experience.	(0:02:56.61)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Why would such an impossibly cheery macho musclebrain be a literature major	(0:03:00.24)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : taking a children's literature seminar in the Liberal Arts Department?	(0:03:03.62)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : I couldn't believe my eyes when I first saw him, either.	(0:03:07.83)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : I was like, ＂Is there a fairy in this seminar now?＂	(0:03:10.50)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : He's a real rarity: a literary macho man who can read Dazai Osamu and still be cheerful.	(0:03:14.00)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : How can a creature like that even exist?!	(0:03:19.21)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : And don't wave a Kojien around as a workout! That's dangerous!	(0:03:21.93)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Forget being no longer human! He's peak humanity!	(0:03:25.39)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : He should be opening with ＂I've been a winner all my life,＂ damn it!	(0:03:28.97)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : You have the most eloquent inferiority complex I've ever seen, Magi-kun.	(0:03:33.44)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Drinks!	(0:03:38.28)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Highball!	(0:03:39.07)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I drank too much.	(0:03:44.66)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : No way...	(0:03:52.21)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Billie Eilish's... ＂Bad Guy＂... music video...	(0:03:58.42)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Wait, is that...	(0:04:09.06)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Hey, are you okay?!	(0:04:10.98)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Uh... Hey, you two.	(0:04:12.98)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Just pretend you never saw this and go home.	(0:04:15.10)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : No one would fault you for that in this day and age.	(0:04:17.27)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : No way! We can't do that!	(0:04:20.48)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Uh, an ambulance!	(0:04:23.15)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Oh, right! Sorry, I'll call right now!	(0:04:25.36)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : No, really, it's...	(0:04:27.91)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : What? Ambulance?	(0:04:29.41)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : No! Don't call an ambulance!	(0:04:31.12)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I'm broke! I can't afford surgery or medicine!	(0:04:34.75)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I don't even have an insurance card!	(0:04:38.00)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I'm fine! Based on my experience, this kind of injury is nothing!	(0:04:40.38)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : The head just looks extra dramatic when it bleeds!	(0:04:43.01)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : The medical expenses would end me! No hospitals, please!	(0:04:45.38)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Hey!	(0:04:48.60)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Yae-chan, I think his injury is making him say weird things.	(0:04:50.81)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Yeah. I just called an ambulance.	(0:04:54.48)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : You did?!	(0:04:56.69)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Okay, you can pay for it, then!	(0:04:57.65)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : You got yourselves into my mess, so you gotta take care of me now!	(0:04:59.65)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : If you don't want that, throw me into some alley,	(0:05:02.11)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : hide me from the ambulance, and get outta here!	(0:05:04.74)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : It'll be here soon. You shouldn't try to talk.	(0:05:07.41)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : You'll be all right, sir.	(0:05:10.49)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Wow, not many nice kids like you these days.	(0:05:12.04)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Well, shit. Now I have no choice.	(0:05:14.54)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Wait, no! Where are you going?!	(0:05:22.30)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Magi-kun!	(0:05:24.97)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Don't follow me!	(0:05:26.01)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : This is just... you know... SFX makeup! It was a setup!	(0:05:27.30)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Like hell it is! Not when I can smell the blood!	(0:05:30.80)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Damn, he runs fast for a guy in sandals!	(0:05:33.60)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Yae-chan, something's definitely off about this guy.	(0:05:37.10)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Can anyone run around like that after losing so much blood?	(0:05:40.73)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Yeah, and can someone in that condition really be so articulate?	(0:05:44.57)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : He's gone.	(0:05:53.41)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : What now?	(0:05:54.29)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Weird or not, if he actually dies...	(0:05:55.50)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Yeah. He might really have been confused because of his wound.	(0:05:58.75)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : I know! The police!	(0:06:01.92)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Oh, yeah! I forgot!	(0:06:03.38)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Um, what was the number for the police again?	(0:06:05.05)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : 110! Dial 110! Calm down, Magi-kun!	(0:06:07.59)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Okay, I get it. Let's talk.	(0:06:16.43)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Just don't call the police, please!	(0:06:18.64)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Come on in. Sorry it's such a mess.	(0:06:33.70)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Man...	(0:06:41.67)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Kids these days sure are nice.	(0:06:43.92)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Old people are so much more shameless. It really sucks.	(0:06:47.72)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Y'know, the old fart who runs the general store down the street...	(0:06:51.72)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : What are you talking about?	(0:06:54.68)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : We're worried about you here!	(0:06:56.10)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Should you be that crude with it?	(0:07:01.98)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Coffee or tea?	(0:07:05.57)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Sorry, but I don't have booze. I don't drink.	(0:07:07.78)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Uh, honestly, that's fine.	(0:07:10.78)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : How old are you guys, anyway?	(0:07:13.74)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Should you be out this late?	(0:07:15.78)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I'm 21.	(0:07:17.62)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : I'm 20.	(0:07:18.95)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : You're 21 and 20?!	(0:07:20.08)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Wow, sorry. I thought the girl was in, like, middle school.	(0:07:22.08)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Oh, thanks...	(0:07:26.88)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : You just apologized for not having booze.	(0:07:27.96)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Yeah, but you look pretty damn young for 21, too.	(0:07:30.67)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : He's not just rude. He talks a lot, too.	(0:07:35.35)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : You think he's really okay?	(0:07:38.35)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : But man, 21, huh?	(0:07:40.23)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : You're young. I envy you. Bet you're strong, too.	(0:07:42.06)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : How old are you ?	(0:07:45.23)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Just accept that I'm old compared to you guys.	(0:07:46.69)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Considering the outfits... You students?	(0:07:49.61)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Won't your parents be worried?	(0:07:51.78)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Oh, it's fine. I live alone.	(0:07:54.11)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Me, too.	(0:07:56.74)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Oh, then did you have some fun plans together tonight?	(0:07:58.12)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Sorry 'bout that.	(0:08:01.62)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Man, you guys are too trusting.	(0:08:04.42)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : When asked if your parents would be worried,	(0:08:07.71)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : all you need to say is, ＂No, everything's fine.＂	(0:08:11.05)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : You shouldn't give a stranger more information than necessary.	(0:08:13.18)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Especially a girl.	(0:08:18.35)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : As her boyfriend, you gotta protect her.	(0:08:20.27)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I'm not her boyfriend.	(0:08:22.64)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Oh, damn, sorry.	(0:08:24.35)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Would that be considered sexual harassment these days?	(0:08:25.94)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Sorry about that. I just can't keep up with the times.	(0:08:28.98)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Yae-chan, let's go home. I think he's fine.	(0:08:32.82)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Hey, so your surname is Magi, right?	(0:08:36.16)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Why do you call her ＂Yae-chan＂?	(0:08:39.12)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : That kinda thing really interests me.	(0:08:41.37)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : In the same club? Or seminar?	(0:08:43.66)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Seriously, let's go. He's gonna be a huge pain in the ass.	(0:08:45.42)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Leaving?	(0:08:48.88)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Oh, then here. Take your phone back.	(0:08:51.05)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Sorry I took it.	(0:08:53.92)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Oh, right. I should give you my contact info.	(0:08:55.76)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Um, and mine, too.	(0:08:58.51)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I don't know what your deal is, but you should really go to a hospital,	(0:09:02.60)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : so tell me yours.	(0:09:06.90)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Oh, I don't have a cell phone.	(0:09:08.23)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : No Internet here, either. Or driver's license.	(0:09:10.57)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Or any phone at all.	(0:09:13.61)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : What's your name?	(0:09:15.99)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Mogura.	(0:09:17.66)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Mogura?	(0:09:18.74)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Like I said, it's Mogura. Feel free to forget it.	(0:09:19.62)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : How does someone like you work in this day and age?	(0:09:22.83)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I mean, the sign said you ran a bathhouse and did some kind of craftsman work...	(0:09:34.05)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Well, that's a good question.	(0:09:42.39)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Oh, I almost forgot.	(0:09:44.64)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I feel bad not doing anything to thank you after you've been so kind.	(0:09:46.19)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : If you ever get into any kind of trouble you can't get out of, come see me.	(0:09:50.65)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Though it's fine if you forget me, too, really.	(0:09:54.57)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I got you in this pretty deep, so I'm a little worried.	(0:09:57.49)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Well, we'll be going, then.	(0:10:02.03)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I'm Magi, third-year in the Liberal Arts Department of Yatsume University.	(0:10:05.45)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : If anything happens... any side effects or anything... I'd hate that, so...	(0:10:09.12)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : You're the kinda guy who's too sincere for his own good, aren't you?	(0:10:12.71)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Careful getting home, both of you.	(0:10:16.63)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : And, uh... you know...	(0:10:21.51)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : You don't have to believe this, but...	(0:10:24.01)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I was banished from the afterlife, so I can't die.	(0:10:26.81)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : That's my deal.	(0:10:30.98)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : So if you ever get into any of that kinda trouble, you can talk to me.	(0:10:32.52)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : And you can tell other people if you want.	(0:10:37.32)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : No one would believe you anyway.	(0:10:39.03)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I don't have ID, a family register, or a residency card.	(0:10:41.53)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : In other words, I don't exist.	(0:10:45.29)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : That means the police won't come to question you, either.	(0:10:48.29)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : You genuinely don't need to worry about that.	(0:10:52.79)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I'll wash off the blood on the street and cover it with mud before morning.	(0:10:55.92)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Anyway, thanks. And oppekepe to you, youngsters.	(0:11:00.30)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : ＂Oppekepe＂?	(0:11:05.60)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : ＂The oppekepe-bushi＂...	(0:11:07.39)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : ＂A satirical song that was popular in the Meiji era,＂ this says.	(0:11:09.31)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : That said, there are few such stories in the Asian mythologies.	(0:11:17.65)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : This is most likely due to differences in culture and religious perspectives.	(0:11:23.57)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : There's some kind of black smudge...	(0:11:25.66)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : We'll discuss that in a bit more detail next time.	(0:11:30.04)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Did my vision get worse?	(0:11:32.21)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : That's it for today.	(0:11:34.46)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Magi-kun, got a sec?	(0:11:36.30)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Uh, yeah... I got some, too... or I tried to.	(0:11:41.18)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Even with my part-time job money, this was all I could get.	(0:11:45.18)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Medicine sure is expensive.	(0:11:48.14)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Yeah, we should really go check on him, right?	(0:11:49.77)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Yeah, I mean, he...	(0:11:53.52)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : What would we do if he died because we left him alone, huh?	(0:12:03.24)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : I don't want to take on that kind of trauma in my twenties.	(0:12:06.83)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Also, should we tell Fujimura-kun about this?	(0:12:10.04)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Nah, I don't think it'd do any good.	(0:12:12.67)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : The guy kept the Kojien anyway, and we don't have proof.	(0:12:15.04)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I'm pretty sure it was Fujimura, though.	(0:12:19.46)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Anyway, let's go.	(0:12:21.92)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : It was past the main street and the shopping district, then further down, right?	(0:12:23.22)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Yeah.	(0:12:27.05)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Oh, flowers... would probably just make things worse.	(0:12:30.31)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Is there anything else he might need?	(0:12:33.69)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Well, they don't sell blood transfusion packs, so...	(0:12:35.85)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : You think he needs liver?	(0:12:44.20)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I feel like we've been more panicked than he was.	(0:12:47.07)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Well, I hope he likes liver.	(0:12:50.74)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : If he doesn't want it, I'll live off of it for the rest of the month.	(0:12:53.46)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : It should be around here...	(0:13:01.46)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Did we take a wrong turn?	(0:13:08.14)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : No, this is right.	(0:13:13.52)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I remember seeing this trash collection sign.	(0:13:15.35)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : See?	(0:13:17.60)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : The collection days had been changed, and someone wrote on it.	(0:13:18.52)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Yeah, I did see that.	(0:13:22.28)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Do they use manhole covers with this design in any of the 23 special wards?	(0:13:23.74)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : I feel like I remember this, too.	(0:13:29.07)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : But the street stops here.	(0:13:31.16)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : This feels like those mysterious spirit encounters you see online.	(0:13:33.62)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Don't say stuff like that!	(0:13:40.59)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : That kinda thing scares the shit out of me!	(0:13:43.17)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : I'm sorry! Magi-kun's about to cry! I'm sorry!	(0:13:45.38)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Listen.	(0:13:47.84)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : If I had to choose at gunpoint between a haunted house and a free fall,	(0:13:49.35)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : the free fall would just barely win out.	(0:13:53.56)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : But either one might make me throw up!	(0:13:56.02)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Really? I'll remember that.	(0:13:58.65)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : But what makes me wanna puke more than anything is the kind of person	(0:14:00.73)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : who'd force me into that choice!	(0:14:03.78)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : You mean Fujimura-kun?!	(0:14:06.36)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : And I never want to see a ghost in my life!	(0:14:08.45)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Your face is the scariest thing here right now!	(0:14:11.41)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I can't even stand the word ＂spirit＂!	(0:14:14.45)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I wish you'd just say ＂monster＂!	(0:14:17.04)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : I think monsters would be a lot more likely to attack you...	(0:14:18.67)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : There, there, there.	(0:14:22.17)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Look at you two youngsters flirting.	(0:14:24.00)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : So did something happen?	(0:14:27.47)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Or did you come to try out my bathhouse?	(0:14:29.47)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : It's 500 yen for adults.	(0:14:32.35)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : It was 300 yen before, but prices just kept going up.	(0:14:34.47)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Sorry.	(0:14:38.23)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : What's up? Let's go if you're going.	(0:14:39.48)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Huh?	(0:14:47.78)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Was I not the one you were looking for?	(0:14:48.78)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : That's fine, too.	(0:14:51.20)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : No, um...	(0:14:52.37)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : We came to bring you these.	(0:14:53.99)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : What?!	(0:14:55.70)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Man, you really are the sincere type. They're for me?	(0:14:57.00)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Yes.	(0:14:59.71)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Wow, thanks. You sure?	(0:15:00.58)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : This, too.	(0:15:02.79)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Thanks.	(0:15:03.50)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Hey, this is liver!	(0:15:04.34)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Woo-hoo! Nutrients incoming!	(0:15:05.67)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Oh, good. The liver made him a lot happier than I expected.	(0:15:08.88)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Anyway, is the wound on your head okay?	(0:15:12.47)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Oh, it's fine. But look at this.	(0:15:15.39)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I bought a helmet. Second-hand, though.	(0:15:18.43)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Now I can keep my head safe.	(0:15:21.02)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : But what about you two?	(0:15:22.90)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Did you see something, or something?	(0:15:24.57)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : See something?	(0:15:26.90)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : So you really can see them now.	(0:15:34.28)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Uh, hang on!	(0:15:36.62)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I had my suspicions after all the weird stuff you said and did,	(0:15:38.33)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : but is that actually a spirit I'm seeing?!	(0:15:41.87)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : It's incredibly not-scary!	(0:15:44.13)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Which is good, but...	(0:15:46.30)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I was expecting the kind of cool, dramatic figure you see in JUMP manga and stuff!	(0:15:48.63)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : You tried to make it sound cool, but...	(0:15:53.01)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Youngster, reality always goes in directions you wouldn't expect.	(0:15:57.14)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : This is your first spirit encounter!	(0:16:02.44)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Mogura Momoyuki.	(0:16:11.45)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : ＂Mogura＂ means ＂hundred darknesses,＂ and ＂Momoyuki＂ means ＂peach wood bow.＂	(0:16:13.61)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : 'Fraid I don't know whether it's a lucky name or an unlucky one,	(0:16:16.53)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : but at this point, I guess we're already acquainted.	(0:16:19.62)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Here's my proper introduction.	(0:16:25.58)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I'm a hermit, a rare kind of person in this world.	(0:16:27.21)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I'm sorry you had to make my acquaintance.	(0:16:29.34)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Peach wood bow?	(0:16:31.76)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Long ago, bows made from peach wood were said to ward off misfortune,	(0:16:34.13)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : so they're also used to vanquish evil spirits...	(0:16:37.60)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I think, at least.	(0:16:41.06)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Oh, you knew, huh?	(0:16:41.93)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : That's a liberal arts kid for ya.	(0:16:43.44)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : But writing ＂Mogura＂ as ＂hundred darknesses＂?	(0:16:45.23)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : In terms of Japanese mythology...	(0:16:48.23)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : It's like the opposite of Amaterasu Omikami. That's super ominous.	(0:16:50.69)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Just so you know, I don't have any cool powers like exorcism or whatever.	(0:17:02.96)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I just took a little fire from him.	(0:17:07.96)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : That dude's not an evil spirit or anything.	(0:17:10.63)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : He was probably just gazing fondly at the little lady here or something.	(0:17:13.22)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Uh, that's kinda gross...	(0:17:16.89)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Yeah, I guess it is, but...	(0:17:19.05)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Please explain what's going on here.	(0:17:23.23)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : All right. You're pretty quick to make decisions.	(0:17:25.81)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Magi-chan, Yae-chan, come to my place for a bit.	(0:17:28.27)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I'm about to tell you a really long, crazy-sounding story.	(0:17:31.94)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : For now, just accept that.	(0:17:34.74)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Also, the ending is basically, ＂If you ever see any ghosts, let me know.＂	(0:17:36.57)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : When you think of ghosts, you probably picture something like this, right?	(0:17:45.50)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Well... yeah.	(0:17:49.04)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : What do you think this is?	(0:17:50.79)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : A ghost light?	(0:17:52.55)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Right.	(0:17:53.84)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : We also call it demon fire.	(0:17:54.76)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Specifically, it's something the dead produce that guides them to the afterlife.	(0:17:56.55)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Like how you decorate with lantern plants during Obon.	(0:18:01.60)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Those are named for the lanterns said to be carried by the dead.	(0:18:03.72)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Ghosts' souls contain that same fire,	(0:18:07.23)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : and it makes them able to proceed to the afterlife naturally.	(0:18:09.44)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : It varies from ghost to ghost, though, so some lose their way.	(0:18:12.40)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : And demon fire is a by-product of said fire that leaks out of souls.	(0:18:15.03)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Remember when I told you I was banished from the afterlife?	(0:18:19.32)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Hey, cut it out. Don't start thinking I need counseling.	(0:18:23.33)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Just hear me out.	(0:18:28.42)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : The Sun stripped me of my right to carry this fire in my own soul.	(0:18:30.42)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : So if I turned into a ghost, I'm guaranteed to get lost.	(0:18:36.26)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : In other words, I can't go to the afterlife.	(0:18:39.09)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I can store the fire by-product made by ghosts in this lantern.	(0:18:44.97)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : The plan is to get a bunch of it so it'll guide me to the afterlife.	(0:18:48.94)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Hey, listen! I only need you to remember the gist of it!	(0:18:57.28)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : But that also means this is my flame of life.	(0:19:01.16)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : You saw me using it in a different way before.	(0:19:04.24)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Well, shit. Now I have no choice.	(0:19:07.75)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : So you did use some kind of illegal substance!	(0:19:10.42)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : No wonder you didn't want us to call the police!	(0:19:12.79)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : If we're being blunt, yes, but watch how you phrase that!	(0:19:15.30)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : You might say I was charging my life force.	(0:19:18.88)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Kinda like an energy drink or e-money, I guess.	(0:19:22.39)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Charging...	(0:19:25.51)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Oh! So, like, healing your wound?	(0:19:26.56)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Nice, liberal arts kid. You catch on fast.	(0:19:30.02)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : This is what I love about literature nerds.	(0:19:32.73)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : To go even further, if I drink a lot, I can maintain a state that keeps my body alive.	(0:19:37.07)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : In other words, I can age in reverse.	(0:19:42.41)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : You really are just like a hermit.	(0:19:44.58)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Yeah. The only part of it that sucks is that I didn't ask for it.	(0:19:46.58)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Get it? I can't go to the afterlife, but I still live normally.	(0:19:52.42)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : That means I do get hurt, sick, and hungry, and I age.	(0:19:56.88)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I can only stay alive if I regularly fix up my body with this fire.	(0:20:01.63)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : And above all, I can't survive in this world without money.	(0:20:05.93)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : And to get that, I have to work.	(0:20:09.18)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Living normally costs money.	(0:20:11.77)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : With some self-restraint, I can save up a bit, but it harms my health.	(0:20:13.77)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Going to the hospital costs money.	(0:20:17.11)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Using the fire is free, but I'm left with less each time.	(0:20:19.15)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I have to keep this thing stocked with fire while keeping up that kind of life.	(0:20:23.49)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Whenever I happen to see a spirit, like before, I mooch a little.	(0:20:27.95)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : This is literally what it means to be tied down.	(0:20:33.58)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : It's a well-thought-out punishment.	(0:20:36.00)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Punishment?	(0:20:37.21)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : It's punishment?	(0:20:38.67)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : That's right.	(0:20:41.05)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : They even gave it a clever name like ＂Drawer.＂	(0:20:44.39)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : This place is basically a prison.	(0:20:47.35)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : A drawer in which they stuff people who can't go to the afterlife.	(0:20:50.72)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Hang on!	(0:20:55.85)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : There was no street there when we first came along, but then it appeared!	(0:20:56.90)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : It was there.	(0:21:00.53)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : You just weren't looking.	(0:21:01.78)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Humans only see what they want to see.	(0:21:03.49)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : The things you're looking for only turn up after you've looked all over.	(0:21:06.99)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : That's just how blind humans are.	(0:21:10.41)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Missing a street or two happens all the time.	(0:21:13.41)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Same with spirits.	(0:21:16.67)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : You just became aware of things you didn't notice before after meeting me.	(0:21:18.09)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Any questions so far?	(0:21:22.92)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I have a lot, but it's all just so outlandish...	(0:21:26.01)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : But weird things are happening, so assuming it's true...	(0:21:29.93)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Stuff like ＂How old are you＂? and ＂Did you see Perry's ships arrive?＂	(0:21:33.23)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : and ＂What's the scariest thing you've seen so far?＂	(0:21:36.48)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : My head's just a mess right now.	(0:21:39.69)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Scariest thing, huh? Never been asked that before.	(0:21:41.90)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Let's see...	(0:21:46.36)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : It'd have to be the time when consumption tax was implemented.	(0:21:47.87)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I get it, but come on. There's gotta be more.	(0:21:52.83)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : No, it's a huge problem!	(0:21:55.37)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Every day, I have a meeting in my head about whether to ditch my breakfast eggs!	(0:21:57.37)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : And experience tells me it's gonna reach 10% someday! It gives me chills!	(0:22:00.42)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : That's how it was with the land tax, too!	(0:22:05.13)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Also, the time I picked up a broken TV,	(0:22:08.01)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : and days after I fixed it and turned it on,	(0:22:09.93)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I was asked if I was paying my license fees.	(0:22:12.14)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : It's insane. What the hell is with those guys?	(0:22:14.98)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Who are they? The KGB?	(0:22:17.98)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Dude, that is the one comparison you should not make. Ever.	(0:22:20.11)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Hey, I paid it, though! I like Stretch Man!	(0:22:24.15)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : You're actually a good guy, aren't you?!	(0:22:27.82)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Anyway, that's the story.	(0:22:30.62)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : You need money to do anything.	(0:22:33.04)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I need fire, I need money,	(0:22:35.37)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : and I need to live a healthy life if I want to move on.	(0:22:37.58)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I save up, but I never have more. You know how that feels, right?	(0:22:41.25)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : It's tough to balance saving and spending.	(0:22:45.01)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I'd love to conserve resources by never doing anything.	(0:22:47.55)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : That's the kind of mental state I'm stuck in.	(0:22:50.80)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I do everything half-assed.	(0:22:53.81)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : There's too much I have to do, and too much I can't do.	(0:22:56.35)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Oh, yeah. You did say you don't even have a residency card.	(0:22:59.44)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Isn't there a way for you to get one?	(0:23:02.56)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : There is.	(0:23:05.15)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I mean, it's just data. Anyone can falsify it.	(0:23:06.74)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : So long as there are people who need it, there'll be people who do it for a living.	(0:23:10.95)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : There was a time when I made fake IDs and family registers, too.	(0:23:16.87)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : But in 1942, I got careless.	(0:23:20.71)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : And that's why it eventually came to me.	(0:23:24.29)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Can you guess what came to me?	(0:23:26.67)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : In 1942?	(0:23:28.51)