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Kizetsu Yuusha to Ansatsu Hime - Episode 1

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Ciel : Yes, Father. (0:00:55.58)
Ciel : Understood. (0:01:11.70)
Ciel : I finally get to go outside!
The independence I've been waiting for!
(0:01:15.23)
Ciel : And I just have to kill one hero?
Sounds super easy!
(0:01:20.06)
Ciel : Now, what are the hottest
sweets in the human realm?
(0:01:23.38)
Anemone : Are you outta your damn mind?
I don't care how much you pay me, that's—
(0:01:46.79)
Anemone : I'll ensure that he rests in peace! (0:01:50.71)
Gore : I love taking a big talker
and turning him into a pet.
(0:02:10.60)
Gore : But I wouldn't mind a bit more of a challenge... (0:02:14.17)
Toto : Right on! Let's slay the Demon Lord together! (0:02:59.80)
Toto : ...is what I was hoping for. But in reality... (0:03:04.65)
Toto : H-Hey! (0:03:14.57)
Toto : Y-You guys... need a— (0:03:17.40)
Toto : No, wait! (0:03:21.63)
Toto : I failed again. (0:03:24.69)
Toto : I can picture it perfectly, but... (0:03:26.86)
Toto : Guess I'll check out the job board before I go. (0:03:32.54)
Gore : Would you... (0:03:36.40)
Ciel : ...like to... (0:03:37.40)
Anemone : ...form a... (0:03:38.40)
Ciel : Who are you people? You're in the way,
so could you go somewhere else?
(0:03:42.03)
Anemone : My, what a foul-mouthed little child. (0:03:45.78)
Gore : Hey, look at that!
There happens to be four of us!
(0:03:48.62)
Toto : I don't care why they're doing this! I've
been dreaming of adventuring for so long!
(0:03:56.14)
Toto : And now I finally have the chance! (0:04:00.36)
Toto : Just tell them. Find your courage,
and tell them you'd be glad to join them!
(0:04:04.35)
Toto : And how you'll protect them,
even at the cost of your life!
(0:04:08.86)
Gore : Thank you all so much,
but I already belong to the hero!
(0:04:16.93)
Gore : In heart... and in body. Get it? (0:04:22.46)
Anemone : What the... (0:04:28.35)
Ciel : Is he unconscious? (0:04:29.15)
Gore : The awkward type? Sounds fun. (0:04:37.11)
Anemone : Stunned, huh? Alrighty. (0:04:39.78)
Ciel : Oh, my poor hero... (0:04:45.51)
Ciel : The brilliant magical girl, Ciel,
will escort you to somewhere you can rest!
(0:04:48.05)
Anemone : Get back here, you little shit! (0:04:56.60)
Ciel : I'm not sure who's doing it, (0:05:07.09)
Ciel : but I'm slightly impressed that
they're able to keep up with me.
(0:05:09.32)
Gore : I love a game of tag! (0:05:13.22)
Anemone : I appreciate you taking us
outside, you little shit!
(0:05:15.20)
Anemone : That means I can really cut loose! (0:05:18.48)
Anemone : Grenade Machine Gun! (0:05:22.66)
Ciel : Chaos Maiden! (0:05:30.77)
Anemone : What?! (0:05:33.60)
Anemone : Deflected all of it, huh? (0:05:40.33)
Gore : She pulled a weapon out of thin air.
What an interesting skill!
(0:05:42.94)
Gore : Both of them are really talented, too! (0:05:46.76)
Gore : But in the end, they'll all be mine anyway. (0:05:50.57)
Ciel : What are you even after? (0:05:55.00)
Ciel : Just leave the hero to me and be on your way. (0:05:57.24)
Anemone : Sorry, but I was hired to kill that guy. (0:06:02.04)
Anemone : You wanna stay alive?
Ditch him and run along.
(0:06:05.05)
Gore : Whoa, stop, stop it! (0:06:07.76)
Gore : Let's sort out what's going on here! (0:06:10.02)
Gore : Until then, a truce! Okay? (0:06:12.29)
Anemone : I don't like the odds if it turns two-on-one... (0:06:14.61)
Anemone : Fine. (0:06:18.75)
Gore : So? Are you feeling it? (0:06:23.31)
Anemone : My... body... (0:06:26.34)
Ciel : C-Can't... move... (0:06:28.36)
Gore : It's a specialty of mine:
a paralyzing perfume!
(0:06:32.46)
Gore : A whiff of this, and everybody becomes
my toy, whether they want to or not.
(0:06:35.90)
Ciel : Y-You've... made a big mistake! (0:06:40.88)
Ciel : If a summoning spell... is interrupted... (0:06:45.34)
Ciel : I lose control of it! (0:06:49.55)
Anemone : What the hell is that?! (0:07:03.92)
Ciel : The dark spider dragon I was was summoning! (0:07:06.16)
Ciel : But now it's going to run rampant! (0:07:10.69)
Anemone : Well, do something about that nasty hulk! (0:07:13.05)
Ciel : I can't move either, remember?! (0:07:15.05)
Anemone : Where do you think you're going,
you empty-headed amazon?!
(0:07:17.49)
Gore : Wait, how did you two move?! (0:07:21.41)
Anemone : You've got the antidote,
right?! Fork it over!
(0:07:23.72)
Ciel : Because if you don't, we're all going to die! (0:07:26.13)
Gore : Whoa, hang on! (0:07:29.27)
Gore : Wait... (0:08:11.82)
Anemone : With one attack? (0:08:13.20)
Ciel : And we're saved? (0:08:14.41)
Ciel : I-I was so scared! (0:08:15.84)
Gore : Hero, you're so amazing! (0:08:18.09)
Anemone : And strong! It's incredible! (0:08:19.53)
Anemone : He's out again. (0:08:23.40)
Anemone : Let's kill him now. (0:08:26.05)
Ciel : Maybe not today. (0:08:27.26)
Ciel : That summoning consumed all my mana. (0:08:30.13)
Ciel : Besides... (0:08:34.22)
Anemone : Besides what? (0:08:35.45)
Ciel : He was... kind of impressive. (0:08:38.37)
Gore : Oh, you're easy, aren't you? That's fun! (0:08:42.04)
Ciel : Who are you calling easy?!
I just want to pay him back!
(0:08:44.22)
Anemone : He did save our butts, that's true. (0:08:48.19)
Gore : How about we all head to Toskne, then? (0:08:51.10)
Gore : We can make introductions
and grab some lunch!
(0:08:54.14)
Anemone : Did you forget you caused
this whole situation?
(0:08:56.77)
Gore : It's pretty well-known
for its sweets, though...
(0:08:58.66)
Ciel : Sweets?! (0:09:02.17)
Ciel : Very well. (0:09:04.11)
Ciel : I want to try the Double Berry Ice! (0:09:05.76)
Ciel : Heck, that's the main reason I came here! (0:09:08.44)
Anemone : Fine. (0:09:11.61)
Anemone : I need to figure out if these two
are friend or foe, anyway.
(0:09:13.40)
Gore : That settles it, then! (0:09:18.59)
Gore : I'll play the kitty-cat,
then beat them both to the punch.
(0:09:20.85)
Gore : All right, we're officially
the hero Toto's party now,
(0:09:40.55)
Gore : so let's do our introductions! (0:09:43.98)
Ciel : My name is Ciel. (0:09:47.32)
Ciel : Um, I'm trying to become
a full-fledged spellcaster.
(0:09:48.88)
Anemone : I'm Anemone, a priest. (0:09:52.93)
Anemone : I'm on a journey to aid those
who are lost and suffering.
(0:09:54.92)
Gore : I'm Goa the dancer!
And I'm on the road looking for fun.
(0:09:58.92)
Gore : Nice to meet you! (0:10:04.22)
Toto : I'm Toto, the hero. (0:10:06.79)
Toto : I began this journey to slay the Demon Lord
so that I could prove myself a real man.
(0:10:09.39)
Toto : You can count on me. (0:10:14.64)
Gore : Oh, sir hero, you're so cool! (0:10:17.70)
Ciel : And dependable! (0:10:20.29)
Anemone : Wow! (0:10:21.88)
Toto : I won't let you three suffer
so much as a scratch!
(0:10:23.36)
Toto : You can relax and enjoy the trip! (0:10:26.32)
Toto : ...is how it worked in my imagination, but... (0:10:30.50)
Toto : There's no way I can say that! (0:10:38.61)
Toto : Uh, w-well... (0:10:40.87)
Toto : I'll protect you. I promise. (0:10:44.62)
Toto : I-It's good to have you. (0:10:47.91)
Gore : I'm so proud you could say it!
What a good boy.
(0:10:52.58)
Gore : Now, let's discuss what we're really after. (0:10:57.98)
Gore : Without Hero Boy listening. (0:11:02.85)
Ciel : Very well. (0:11:05.18)
Ciel : I am Ciel, daughter of the Demon Lord. (0:11:07.47)
Ciel : I'm here to claim the head of the hero
Toto so that I may earn my independence.
(0:11:09.79)
Anemone : Anemone. Assassin. (0:11:14.69)
Anemone : The hero Toto is my target
this time around. That's it.
(0:11:16.53)
Gore : I'm the mistress of the pleasure palace, Goa. (0:11:21.41)
Gore : And this hero is going to be my pet. (0:11:25.08)
Anemone : Nope. I'm out. (0:11:31.54)
Anemone : Too much competition, the outfit
is a drag... This isn't worth the pay.
(0:11:33.93)
Ciel : A wise call. (0:11:37.50)
Gore : What about the job, Mone? (0:11:39.05)
Anemone : It's dirty money anyway.
No issue with canceling.
(0:11:41.26)
Anemone : You two figure something out. (0:11:44.51)
Anemone : What a joke. That guy has
no one looking out for him—
(0:11:52.89)
Anemone : in other words, no one to
stop me from taking him out.
(0:11:56.19)
Anemone : That's all I need to know! He's dead meat! (0:11:59.53)
Anemone : Now, where are they? (0:12:11.46)
Anemone : Slave traders? (0:12:20.63)
Anemone : You okay? (0:12:43.31)
Anemone : Well, if you can walk, get a move on. (0:12:45.23)
Anemone : Oh, wait. Take this. (0:12:47.48)
Anemone : And put it to good use, all right?
That's my pocket money.
(0:12:49.93)
Anemone : You oughta know... (0:12:59.05)
Anemone : I can see you coming from
a mile away, asshole.
(0:13:00.74)
Anemone : So you're a monster, huh? (0:13:06.93)
Anemone : You couldn't afford me! (0:13:12.39)
Anemone : What I love? Money and booze. (0:13:36.34)
Anemone : What I hate? Slave traders! (0:13:39.69)
Anemone : I'm gonna turn you into minced monster! (0:13:48.18)
Anemone : He can regenerate?! (0:13:52.19)
Anemone : The sliced bits can move on their own?! (0:13:55.73)
Anemone : Sir Hero?! When did you come to... (0:14:08.91)
Anemone : Actually, how did you find me?! (0:14:11.72)
Toto : I made a promise to protect you. (0:14:15.37)
Anemone : I-I guess that's true! What a relief! (0:14:22.21)
Anemone : Oh, this is just... um... you know... (0:14:26.78)
Anemone : Smooch! (0:14:30.64)
Anemone : All right, just gotta think up some
nonsense to feed him when he wakes up.
(0:14:33.85)
Anemone : What the hell are you two looking at?! (0:14:41.32)
Ciel : Blowing a kiss? That's a bit cringe. (0:14:42.92)
Anemone : You got some kinda problem?! (0:14:43.08)
Gore : Nice, Mone! (0:14:45.81)
Ciel : Why didn't you just snipe
him in the first place?
(0:14:47.96)
Anemone : You mean Mr. Tentacles here? (0:14:51.68)
Ciel : With your skill, it should've been simple. (0:14:53.45)
Ciel : Why approach with the knife and smoke? (0:14:56.53)
Anemone : Think a little. If a kid sees
a bloody heap in front of them,
(0:14:59.10)
Anemone : they're not gonna grow up right. (0:15:03.67)
Anemone : The whole world's rotten.
So I'm gonna change it.
(0:15:10.02)
Anemone : And I need money to do that. (0:15:14.91)
Anemone : So I can't pass on this hero-killing job! (0:15:17.22)
Anemone : I'm going home and going
to bed! Because I am tired!
(0:15:35.24)
Ciel : Excuses are unseemly, you know. (0:15:38.26)
Gore : In that case, why don't we all head to an inn? (0:15:42.44)
Anemone : Why are we sharing a room?! (0:15:46.09)
Ciel : Are all four of us sleeping in this one bed? (0:15:47.89)
Anemone : I'm gonna get a separate room! (0:15:51.48)
Anemone : How am I supposed to relax like this?! (0:15:53.44)
Ciel : What is it? (0:15:59.91)
Gore : Maybe you're too young to understand. (0:16:01.36)
Ciel : I might not understand why,
but you're making me angry.
(0:16:03.78)
Ciel : I'm going to get a different room,
just to be on the safe side.
(0:16:07.50)
Gore : You sure? I might assassinate
Hero Boy if I'm left alone with him.
(0:16:10.81)
Ciel : It's all right. I'm the only one
who can actually kill him, after all.
(0:16:16.38)
Gore : She seems to have a pretty
high opinion of Hero Boy.
(0:16:24.60)
Gore : She can't have him, though. (0:16:28.17)
Gore : This is about conditioning. I do whatever
it takes to make people into my pets.
(0:16:31.72)
Gore : That being the case,
here's a dose of Goa's special medicine.
(0:16:36.80)
Gore : And there we go. Five minutes
from now, you'll be my dog.
(0:16:41.76)
Gore : Now, Hero Boy, how are you feeling? (0:16:59.06)
Gore : No change at all? (0:17:04.05)
Gore : Why won't you wake up? Come on,
rise and shine. Let's have some fun.
(0:17:09.22)
Gore : How about I give you a taste
of my skill as a wake-up call?
(0:17:14.30)
Gore : Everyone loves me... (0:17:21.99)
Gore : in the end! (0:17:25.74)
Gore : Now, up and at 'em! My little pet! (0:17:27.90)
Gore : Are you holding back?
Should I give you a few more?
(0:17:34.68)
Gore : Come on, come on, come on, come on! (0:17:38.92)
Gore : Still resisting, huh? In that case... (0:17:42.17)
Gore : On your knees, boy, and lick my feet. (0:17:49.45)
Gore : No way! If he's able to fight back...
is my skill not working?!
(0:18:08.65)
Gore : No, it is. (0:18:15.16)
Gore : But my skill and his strength
are in a struggle...
(0:18:17.17)
Gore : And it's driving him wild! (0:18:20.46)
Toto : Protect... no matter what... (0:18:25.41)
Toto : Protect... (0:18:29.32)
Gore : Oh, no. I'm starting to get worked up. (0:18:29.85)
Gore : No one's ever mounted me before. (0:18:33.71)
Gore : This is... better than I expected. (0:18:40.22)
Gore : That was a real shocker!
He actually resisted my skill.
(0:19:05.11)
Ciel : It just means you're less
impressive than you thought.
(0:19:08.98)
Anemone : Gotta say, I freaked out
when I saw you two on the bed.
(0:19:11.64)
Anemone : Not that the brat would understand. (0:19:14.73)
Ciel : I don't appreciate being
treated like a child!
(0:19:17.17)
Ciel : I'm much more knowledgeable than you! (0:19:19.97)
Gore : Hey... (0:19:22.88)
Gore : Aren't you two afraid of me? (0:19:24.51)
Gore : I tried to use my skill to make someone
fall in love with me, you know.
(0:19:27.45)
Anemone : Hell no! You'd be dead before
I felt anything, you dumb broad.
(0:19:34.57)
Ciel : You've already revealed
your skill and drugs to us!
(0:19:37.53)
Ciel : What have we got to be afraid of? (0:19:40.04)
Anemone : The two of you don't have a chance
in hell of killing this hero, anyway.
(0:19:47.29)
Ciel : How laughable. What are
you basing that claim on?
(0:19:51.72)
Anemone : Big talk from a little runt.
Here's hoping you don't regret it.
(0:19:55.33)
Anemone : You're dead. (0:20:00.88)
Ciel : Oh, I'm so scared. (0:20:02.16)
Gore : No fighting in the inn!
Do you want to wake up Hero Boy?!
(0:20:04.09)
Ciel : Good point. It's better to settle
this sort of thing amicably.
(0:20:09.06)
Anemone : You on vacation or what? (0:20:14.60)
Gore : There are snacks, too! (0:20:15.85)
Anemone : Where were you even hiding all that stuff? (0:20:17.64)
Ciel : Being able to play around like this
or go shopping outside...
(0:20:22.82)
Ciel : Even having conversations wasn't
something I was allowed to do.
(0:20:27.03)
Ciel : So, right now... (0:20:30.74)
Ciel : I'm honestly having a good time. (0:20:33.58)
Anemone : You honestly are, huh?
Ain't you a little sweetheart?
(0:20:37.50)
Ciel : I am not! I take it back! (0:20:41.38)
Ciel : Goa, let's play without her! (0:20:44.29)
Gore : Okay by me. Should we play Old Maid? (0:20:46.92)
Anemone : Hang on. It's not much of
a game with two people.
(0:20:49.20)
Anemone : I don't mind joining. (0:20:53.03)
Ciel : You could just admit you want to join us! (0:20:57.94)
Anemone : You're so damn annoying! (0:21:00.90)
Gore : You could try being honest, Mone. (0:21:02.53)
Gore : You're both adorable! (0:21:05.59)
Ciel : Come on, let's play! (0:21:06.27)
Toto : Was it a dream? (0:21:21.56)
Toto : It'd have to be. (0:21:23.25)
Toto : Why would three girls want
to be in a party with me?
(0:21:25.27)
Toto : Hey, guys! I'm Toto, the hero! (0:23:10.71)
Toto : A brave, kind, playful,
funny, overall nice guy!
(0:23:12.82)
Toto : What? I seem like I'd be a huge help? (0:23:15.55)
Toto : Aw, come on! I don't just seem that way! (0:23:17.37)
Toto : Now, let me introduce my
amazing party members!
(0:23:19.96)
Toto : First up is Anemone, the model of faith, (0:23:23.15)
Toto : able to defend against any enemy's
attacks. The perfect priest.
(0:23:25.00)
Toto : Then there's Ciel, an amazing mage! (0:23:27.78)
Toto : Don't take her for just some kid,
or you'll regret it!
(0:23:30.27)
Toto : Then there's the always-smiling sharer of
laughter, the party's mood-maker, Goa!
(0:23:32.45)
Toto : I hope you'll all enjoy our
adventure that's about to begin!
(0:23:36.25)

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