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▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Sir, you may be my boss, but I can't do that.	(0:00:24.43)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : The customers will come if we do good work.	(0:00:28.87)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : What? I didn't do it!	(0:00:57.50)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Both my hands are full!	(0:00:59.71)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Another disappearance, huh?	(0:02:46.70)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : I wish I could disappear.	(0:02:48.98)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Kidnapping, human experiments.	(0:02:52.38)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : The government culling NEETs is an amusing theory.	(0:02:55.02)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : ＂I screwed up.＂	(0:03:00.25)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : ＂I distributed my bonus points wrong.＂	(0:03:02.32)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : ＂How you start is really important.＂	(0:03:05.43)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : ＂It costs half your life to return to your original world.＂	(0:03:07.96)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : ＂Good luck, guys.＂	(0:03:12.00)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Another world... A second life...	(0:03:13.98)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Yeah, right. Even for a fantasy story, that's lame.	(0:03:18.63)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Seriously?	(0:03:56.94)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : A virus?	(0:03:59.20)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Well, I can reformat if it comes to it.	(0:04:00.72)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Huh?	(0:07:08.56)
▶ Seika : Oh, you're awake.	(0:07:21.09)
▶ Seiji : Sorry. I should've been more considerate.	(0:07:29.36)
▶ Leeds : Th-Thank you.	(0:07:35.10)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Here.	(0:07:41.55)
▶ Seika : I appreciate the thought, but no thanks.	(0:07:45.36)
▶ Seiji : Uh, my name's Seiji.	(0:07:51.12)
▶ Seiji : I'm supposed to be 16 years old.	(0:07:54.62)
▶ Leeds : I'm supposed to be 16, too.	(0:07:58.37)
▶ Seika : Me, too.	(0:08:04.70)
▶ Seika : My name is Seika.	(0:08:06.03)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : I'm 16, too.	(0:08:13.06)
▶ Seiji : Huh. You don't look like it.	(0:08:15.43)
▶ Seiji : You're so dignified!	(0:08:19.02)
▶ Seiji : So, did you guys find that thing online, too?	(0:08:22.15)
▶ Seiji : Turning your computer to face north at 2 AM...	(0:08:25.46)
▶ Leeds : Oh, yeah. I did that.	(0:08:28.15)
▶ Seika : Me, too.	(0:08:30.40)
▶ Seiji : I see. So did I.	(0:08:31.98)
▶ Seiji : Then we're really living a second life.	(0:08:34.85)
▶ Seiji : We came to another world.	(0:08:37.28)
▶ Seiji : I wasn't expecting to be half-naked.	(0:08:39.17)
▶ Leeds : Yeah. Aren't you cold?	(0:08:41.54)
▶ Seika : I'm fine.	(0:08:44.02)
▶ Seiji : Did you find something?	(0:09:02.92)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : N-Nothing.	(0:09:04.57)
▶ Seiji : You're, uh...	(0:09:06.71)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : It's Shigeru.	(0:09:08.89)
▶ Seiji : Nice to meet you, Shigeru-san.	(0:09:10.32)
▶ Seiji : We can equally split whatever there's four of.	(0:09:17.95)
▶ Seika : Wow, it's the perfect size.	(0:09:27.01)
▶ Leeds : I guess that's another world for you.	(0:09:29.09)
▶ Seiji : That's odd, though.	(0:09:32.86)
▶ Seiji : We can split the items and weapons four ways,	(0:09:34.64)
▶ Seiji : but there are seven gold coins.	(0:09:37.10)
▶ Seika : That's not divisible by four.	(0:09:39.45)
▶ Leeds : Did someone pocket one?	(0:09:41.53)
▶ Seiji : I wonder...	(0:09:43.70)
▶ Seiji : Right, Shigeru-san?	(0:09:45.09)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : I don't need any money.	(0:09:51.43)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : You guys split it between you.	(0:09:52.68)
▶ Seiji : We can't do that.	(0:09:53.86)
▶ Seika : Why not?	(0:09:55.89)
▶ Seika : We should gratefully accept.	(0:09:57.29)
▶ Seika : It was the rest of us who found the seven coins.	(0:09:59.29)
▶ Seika : Shigeru-san, look harder.	(0:10:05.15)
▶ Seika : I'm sure he was too distracted by naked girls to search properly.	(0:10:07.90)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : In exchange for the money, could you give me the axe?	(0:10:14.08)
▶ Seika : That's not up to you.	(0:10:17.23)
▶ Seiji : Shigeru-san, if you keep grandstanding, you'll just fail again.	(0:10:19.26)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Again?	(0:10:23.70)
▶ Seiji : Oh, I'm sorry. I was talking about myself.	(0:10:25.52)
▶ Seiji : I often cause trouble for others since I have trouble communicating and act selfishly.	(0:10:29.18)
▶ Seiji : I'm hoping to overcome that in my second life,	(0:10:35.92)
▶ Seiji : so I couldn't overlook the same behavior in you.	(0:10:40.69)
▶ Seiji : You suffer from communication issues, too, right?	(0:10:44.55)
▶ Seiji : Let's take this opportunity to overcome that.	(0:10:46.93)
▶ Seiji : Shigeru-san, let's shake hands to rally ourselves.	(0:10:59.51)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : I'll pass.	(0:11:03.58)
▶ Seiji : Nice meeting you all.	(0:11:08.55)
▶ Leeds : I look forward to working with you.	(0:11:09.44)
▶ Seika : Same.	(0:11:09.44)
▶ Seiji : Yeah.	(0:11:10.80)
▶ Seiji : From here, let's head to the town of Iria.	(0:11:22.45)
▶ Seiji : According to the map, it's the closest town.	(0:11:25.72)
▶ Seiji : Shigeru-san, we're leaving!	(0:11:29.56)
▶ Leeds : Let's go!	(0:11:35.74)
▶ Seiji : Are you okay?	(0:11:47.71)
▶ Leeds : Y-Yes.	(0:11:48.89)
▶ Seiji : We'll stop them since we've got melee weapons.	(0:11:55.07)
▶ Seiji : Seika-san, string your bow in the meantime.	(0:11:57.59)
▶ Seika : O-Okay.	(0:12:00.39)
▶ Seiji : Shigeru-san, support Seika-san.	(0:12:01.74)
▶ Seiji : You take the left.	(0:12:04.57)
▶ Seiji : I'll take the right.	(0:12:05.75)
▶ Seika : What? Why don't you go already?	(0:12:24.89)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Ow!	(0:12:31.52)
▶ Seiji : One made it to you! It's yours!	(0:12:34.24)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Tell me sooner.	(0:12:36.03)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Whatever.	(0:12:37.16)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : I'll show them my true strength.	(0:12:38.48)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Take this!	(0:12:40.91)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Wh-What? What's going on?	(0:12:45.95)
▶ Seika : He's so weak...	(0:12:49.65)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Ow...	(0:12:56.46)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : In the end, my second life is no different.	(0:12:58.24)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Because I ran out of time, I didn't finish distributing all my bonus points.	(0:13:03.15)
▶ Seiji : All right! I leveled up!	(0:13:33.55)
▶ Leeds : So did I.	(0:13:37.05)
▶ Leeds : Where should we put our points?	(0:13:38.73)
▶ Seiji : In stamina and strength, of course.	(0:13:41.07)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Huh?	(0:13:55.53)
▶ Seiji : That makes 16!	(0:15:02.12)
▶ Leeds : I'm at 13!	(0:15:03.72)
▶ Seiji : That's 17!	(0:15:05.72)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : L-Let me string your bow for you.	(0:15:17.48)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Please...	(0:15:21.15)
▶ Seika : Wh-Why?	(0:15:21.15)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : I-I have bow-stringing syndrome.	(0:15:22.73)
▶ Seika : What?	(0:15:25.99)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : The bow speaks directly into my brain.	(0:15:28.26)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : ＂Shigeru, you must string the bow.＂	(0:15:32.24)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : ＂Hurry...＂	(0:15:34.50)
▶ Seika : What?!	(0:15:35.84)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Seika-san, let me string your bow...	(0:15:37.12)
▶ Seika : I-I'll allow it!	(0:15:41.24)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Thank you!	(0:15:44.63)
▶ Seika : Wow. Were you in an archery club?	(0:15:57.23)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Oh, you know...	(0:15:59.78)
▶ Seika : Then I'll let you take one shot. Here.	(0:16:00.77)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : What? You don't need to do that.	(0:16:04.59)
▶ Seika : You want to, don't you?	(0:16:06.48)
▶ Seiji : Wh-What is this?	(0:16:46.90)
▶ Seika : Wh-What was that?	(0:17:05.84)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Uh, I... I was in the archery club.	(0:17:08.30)
▶ Seika : That's right.	(0:17:11.42)
▶ Seika : Okay, I'll handle the rest.	(0:17:12.84)
▶ Leeds : More enemies!	(0:17:16.78)
▶ Seiji : Seika-san, cover me!	(0:17:18.02)
▶ Seika : You can count on me!	(0:17:20.15)
▶ Seika : Whoa...	(0:17:21.92)
▶ Seika : Here it comes.	(0:17:24.65)
▶ Seika : Fall, fall, fall!	(0:17:26.57)
▶ Seika : Fall, damn it!	(0:17:28.42)
▶ Seiji : Maybe we should handle this.	(0:17:35.95)
▶ Leeds : O-Okay.	(0:17:38.03)
▶ Seika : It's fine. I know I'm useless.	(0:17:41.44)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Let's see...	(0:17:49.03)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Hey, there are items on the ground!	(0:18:00.55)
▶ Seika : Come on! Fall, fall, fall!	(0:18:05.55)
▶ Leeds : All right! That's all of them.	(0:18:11.40)
▶ Seiji : Now we can finally head to town.	(0:18:14.56)
▶ Seika : We did it, everyone!	(0:18:16.81)
▶ Seiji : Yeah, we did!	(0:18:18.87)
▶ Seika : Whoops!	(0:18:19.89)
▶ Seiji : Are you all right?	(0:18:20.74)
▶ Seiji : Iria.	(0:18:25.13)
▶ Seiji : Looks like the map was right.	(0:18:27.04)
▶ Seika : I'm starving.	(0:18:29.59)
▶ Seiji : We did walk pretty far.	(0:18:31.90)
▶ Leeds : Look at that.	(0:18:36.89)
▶ Seiji : They've got hamburgers in this world, too.	(0:18:40.35)
▶ Leeds : That's the delicious smell of fries.	(0:18:43.26)
▶ Seiji : Let's go!	(0:18:44.99)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : You're alone, too, huh?	(0:19:19.51)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Whoa.	(0:19:21.94)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : You're not female, are you?	(0:19:24.39)
▶ Seika : Hey, Shigeru-san the broke.	(0:19:26.96)
▶ Seika : A-Are you all right?	(0:19:34.44)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Uh, yeah. I'm fine.	(0:19:36.53)
▶ Seika : Anyway, Shigeru-san, what do you think this is?	(0:19:39.53)
▶ Seika : It's a hamburger.	(0:19:43.04)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : It's huge. I bet it's good.	(0:19:46.66)
▶ Seika : Right?	(0:19:49.21)
▶ Seika : Here.	(0:19:53.95)
▶ Seika : For stringing my bow earlier.	(0:19:55.77)
▶ Seika : Accept it with gratitude.	(0:19:59.10)
▶ Seika : You're hungry, right?	(0:20:06.56)
▶ Seika : Since you're broke, there's no need to be shy.	(0:20:09.14)
▶ Seika : How cruel...	(0:20:45.46)
▶ Seika : I went out of my way to buy that for you.	(0:20:50.42)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : I'm sorry.	(0:21:02.62)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : You're just so beautiful that it made my hands shake.	(0:21:03.96)
▶ Seika : What?	(0:21:07.37)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : I'll gratefully accept this.	(0:21:08.25)
▶ Seika : But it's dirty!	(0:21:10.70)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : It's fine.	(0:21:12.31)
▶ Seika : Don't eat that!	(0:21:24.17)
▶ Seika : I'll give you this one.	(0:21:26.25)
▶ Seika : Sorry I'm so pretty.	(0:21:27.99)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : But isn't this your food?	(0:21:32.44)
▶ Seika : It's fine. After all, I'm rich.	(0:21:34.88)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : But...	(0:21:37.66)
▶ Seika : Shigeru-san, you not only strung my bow	(0:21:39.60)
▶ Seika : but found arrows and secretly gave them to me, didn't you?	(0:21:42.55)
▶ Shigeru Yoshioka : Thanks.	(0:21:56.08)
▶ Leeds : There you are.	(0:22:04.86)
▶ Seiji : Shigeru-san, over here.	(0:22:06.68)