 Choromatsu Matsuno : There sure are a lot of foreigners now. |
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 Todomatsu Matsuno : Yeah, it's totally normal now. |
(0:02:06.75) |
 Osomatsu Matsuno : Times sure change. |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : Never would've seen this in the Showa era. |
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 Karamatsu Matsuno : Nope. |
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 Iyami : Well, well, if it isn't the
broke sextuplets. Hello there. |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : Where the heck did you get this car? |
(0:02:31.17) |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : What happened? Tell us! |
(0:02:33.08) |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : You can't be serious! |
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Iyami : Sheh! Sheh, sheeeh! |
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Iyami : We live in the space age! |
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Iyami : Get with the times, you Showa-born idiots. |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : So fun! |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : This is the best! |
(0:03:24.91) |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : We're in the space age! |
(0:03:26.19) |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : Hurry! |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : What? That was free?! Seriously?! |
(0:04:02.96) |
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Iyami : We're old friends, so it'll be on me today. |
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Iyami : Make sure you promote this place. |
(0:04:11.75) |
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Iyami : You'll be rewarded well. |
(0:04:14.83) |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : That was so much fun! |
(0:04:17.42) |
 Ichimatsu Matsuno : We'll come again. |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : Thanks, Iyami. |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : What're you looking at? |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : Oh, the flyer from today. |
(0:04:48.44) |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : What's the matter? |
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 Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Nothing. |
(0:04:54.09) |
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Iyami : Sheeeh! |
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Iyami : Don't casually walk outside!
Aliens should go to bed early! |
(0:04:58.66) |
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Iyami : Tomorrow's another early day! |
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Iyami : Ginza, Ginza. Hup. |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Huh? |
(0:05:23.28) |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : They're the ones we saw today. |
(0:05:26.46) |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : I wonder what their lives usually look like. |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Jyushimatsu? Hey! |
(0:05:46.09) |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : What's wrong with Jyushimatsu-niisan? |
(0:05:58.15) |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : No idea. Jyushimatsu! |
(0:06:00.31) |
Ichimatsu Matsuno : What's wrong? Is something
bothering you about them? |
(0:06:05.18) |
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : I dunno, but I feel like they're
trying to tell us something. |
(0:06:10.08) |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : What is this? |
(0:06:55.74) |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : This is awful. |
(0:06:57.28) |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : Curse that Iyami. |
(0:06:58.21) |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Huh? |
(0:07:10.38) |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : N-No... |
(0:07:11.30) |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Visas? |
(0:07:16.64) |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : What's up? |
(0:07:17.52) |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : Who're you calling aliens? |
(0:07:26.40) |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Run away! |
(0:07:44.55) |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : Riceballs! |
(0:08:07.48) |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : Got anywhere we can hide? |
(0:08:11.26) |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : Let's go! |
(0:08:18.17) |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Wait here. I'll be right back. |
(0:08:40.06) |
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Iyami : Let's go! A-hup. A-hup. |
(0:08:48.26) |
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Iyami : Sheeeh! |
(0:08:56.31) |
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Iyami : Wh-What are you doing?! |
(0:09:00.39) |
Iyami : Y-You've got the wrong idea.
Me hasn't done anything... |
(0:09:08.96) |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : You liar! We know everything. |
(0:09:11.82) |
Choromatsu Matsuno : These guys are here illegally
without visas, aren't they? |
(0:09:14.36) |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : The cops came. |
(0:09:17.67) |
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Iyami : Guess you figured me out. |
(0:09:20.13) |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : You need to not get involved anymore. |
(0:09:22.40) |
Karamatsu Matsuno : You guys will be staying at our
place tonight. Come on, let's go. |
(0:09:24.33) |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : What's wrong? |
(0:09:33.17) |
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Iyami : G-Guys! |
(0:09:47.73) |
Iyami : I'm sorry about this! Let me
pay you for your troubles! |
(0:09:49.89) |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : For our troubles? |
(0:09:54.94) |
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Iyami : I'll pay you each 100,000. |
(0:09:57.29) |
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Iyami : Just sign this receipt. |
(0:10:07.44) |
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Iyami : Sheeeh! |
(0:10:38.88) |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : You're the worst! |
(0:10:46.23) |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : You'll pay for this! |
(0:10:47.73) |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Huh? Wh-Why? |
(0:10:54.46) |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : What's going on? |
(0:11:06.84) |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Explain everything, Iyami. |
(0:11:09.12) |
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Iyami : Me... |
(0:11:22.72) |
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Iyami : sought out dreams in space and left on my own. |
(0:11:34.13) |
Iyami : New business opportunities
pop up each day there, |
(0:11:41.84) |
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Iyami : but only a few are able to become successful. |
(0:11:47.17) |
Iyami : No one would deal with me
since me had no backing. |
(0:11:52.38) |
Iyami : Me had no food, no job,
and me didn't know the language. |
(0:11:58.04) |
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Iyami : It was pathetic. |
(0:12:03.45) |
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Iyami :
Come to my planet. |
(0:13:21.31) |
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Iyami :
There's still hope. |
(0:13:25.87) |
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Iyami : Sheeeh! |
(0:13:29.37) |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : We had no idea... |
(0:13:58.01) |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : But what're you going to do now? |
(0:14:00.29) |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : Even if you keep this up for now, eventually... |
(0:14:03.20) |
Iyami : Let us go! We promise we won't
cause any trouble! Please! |
(0:14:05.82) |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : What should we do? |
(0:14:29.26) |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : This is bad! |
(0:14:30.34) |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : Iyami! |
(0:14:41.35) |
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Iyami : Me does. |
(0:15:11.89) |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Yay! It's an intergalactic marriage! |
(0:15:20.07) |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : Congrats! |
(0:15:22.95) |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : This is great, right? Right? |
(0:15:24.32) |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : We wish you happiness! |
(0:15:33.62) |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : Hey, Iyami. Looks like you got married. |
(0:15:57.19) |
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Iyami : Sheeeh! |
(0:16:00.18) |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : And to an alien. |
(0:16:01.55) |
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Iyami : Sheeeh! |
(0:16:03.04) |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : You're happy with that? |
(0:16:04.48) |
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Iyami : No one else would marry me anyway. |
(0:16:05.33) |
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Iyami : This is how it should be. |
(0:16:09.19) |
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Iyami : There's nothing to fear anymore. |
(0:16:12.87) |
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Iyami : You all have me. |
(0:16:15.72) |
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Iyami : Make plenty of money and be happy. |
(0:16:18.46) |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : Iyami... |
(0:16:24.20) |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : What's wrong? |
(0:16:36.84) |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : What're you doing? |
(0:16:58.84) |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : I see. I guess that makes sense. |
(0:17:05.73) |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : Must be rough. |
(0:17:08.37) |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Hold it. |
(0:17:22.28) |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Wait... Do you guys know each other? |
(0:17:24.32) |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Sorry, what? |
(0:17:33.20) |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : They can actually speak? |
(0:17:59.73) |
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Iyami : What? |
(0:19:11.67) |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Wait, wait! Then why didn't they say anything?! |
(0:19:13.81) |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : They thought something was fishy, right? |
(0:19:16.67) |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Th-Then, um, why were they looking at me? |
(0:19:45.19) |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Did they want to tell me something? |
(0:19:49.01) |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Seriously?! |
(0:19:58.24) |
Choromatsu Matsuno : Huh? I guess we were completely wrong.
They're just some tourists. |
(0:20:02.47) |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Then they got dragged here. |
(0:20:07.07) |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Basically alien-napped. |
(0:20:09.48) |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : And then forced into labor. |
(0:20:10.59) |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : And he was probably taking a cut. |
(0:20:12.51) |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : And they're here illegally. |
(0:20:14.98) |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Take care. |
(0:20:37.35) |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : Bring us some watermelons again next time. |
(0:20:38.46) |
Choromatsu Matsuno : You shy little aliens should come
visit us again sometime, too. |
(0:20:40.28) |
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Iyami : Sheeeh! This was inevitable! |
(0:20:46.64) |
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Iyami : Me didn't mean anything harmful! |
(0:20:50.37) |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : But you were taking a cut, weren't you? |
(0:20:52.92) |
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Iyami : Me was taking a cut! |
(0:20:54.76) |
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Iyami : Sheeeh! |
(0:21:02.70) |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Huh? |
(0:21:10.63) |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : One is still here. |
(0:21:12.48) |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : But why? Did they miss their ride? |
(0:21:16.55) |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Jeez, why didn't you say anything? |
(0:21:19.26) |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : Let's do this. |
(0:23:02.40) |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Yeah. |
(0:23:03.32) |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : We were born sextuplets! |
(0:23:05.78) |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Yeah, yeah! |
(0:23:07.61) |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : We're not six times, but... |
(0:23:08.48) |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : We're one-sixth! |
(0:23:10.17) |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : We were born sextuplets! |
(0:23:11.54) |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Ye. |
(0:23:13.28) |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : We don't want to think about... |
(0:23:14.05) |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : ...how hard it is to raise us. |
(0:23:16.07) |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : We were born sextuplets! |
(0:23:18.00) |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Boom. |
(0:23:20.34) |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : Our everyday stench is also... |
(0:23:21.79) |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : Born sextuplets. |
(0:23:27.84) |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Born sextuplets. |
(0:23:33.26) |
Karamatsu Matsuno : And so, the next episode is
a story about us sextuplets. |
(0:23:47.29) |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : Look forward to it. |
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