Yayoi Sakamoto : It's all over. |
(0:00:55.04) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Yeah. |
(0:00:57.04) |
Yuzu Hosono : That's true. |
(0:00:58.12) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : We were kicked out of Takako-so. |
(0:00:59.35) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Yeah. |
(0:01:02.02) |
Yuzu Hosono : That's true. |
(0:01:02.98) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : And our dreams for the Teppen Grand Prix... |
(0:01:04.03) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : I'm sorry, Yomogi, Yuzu. |
(0:01:07.56) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : If only I hadn't saved the world! |
(0:01:09.71) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : If only I hadn't claimed a hero's glory! |
(0:01:13.17) |
Yuzu Hosono : It wasn't your fault, Yayoi! |
(0:01:15.80) |
Yomogi Takahashi : She's right! We were up there with you too. |
(0:01:17.43) |
Yomogi Takahashi : If only I had stopped you then... |
(0:01:20.91) |
Yomogi Takahashi : As Young Wai-Wai's tsukkomi, I'm an embarrassment. |
(0:01:24.33) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Yuzu. Yomogi. |
(0:01:27.30) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Let's forget it. |
(0:01:33.65) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : This isn't like us at all. Let's cheer up. |
(0:01:35.05) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Oh, yeah! Since everyone at Takako-so is going to the main event, |
(0:01:38.32) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : why don't we form a cheer squad for them? |
(0:01:41.78) |
Yomogi Takahashi : That sounds great! |
(0:01:44.83) |
Yomogi Takahashi : We'll be so happy if they do well. |
(0:01:46.19) |
Yuzu Hosono : Think of how exciting it'll be if they win! |
(0:01:48.84) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Then we'll have to thank them! |
(0:01:51.33) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Like, "thanks for the excitement!" |
(0:01:53.43) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Yeah, "thanks for the excitement." |
(0:01:55.49) |
Yuzu Hosono : Sure. "Thanks for the excitement." |
(0:01:57.41) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Yeah, yeah! Thanks for the... |
(0:01:59.33) |
Yomogi Takahashi : I don't know. I just... |
(0:02:03.04) |
Yuzu Hosono : I'm happy to see them succeed, but... |
(0:02:05.76) |
Yomogi Takahashi : I just... can't. |
(0:02:13.29) |
Yomogi Takahashi : I can't shift gears that fast. |
(0:02:15.39) |
Yomogi Takahashi : I really wanted it. |
(0:02:17.37) |
Yomogi Takahashi : I really wanted to make people laugh. |
(0:02:19.59) |
Yomogi Takahashi : I really wanted to make it to the top. |
(0:02:21.28) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : It isn't fair! It isn't fair! It isn't fair! |
(0:02:25.08) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : I wanna be in the main event! |
(0:02:27.17) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : There's so much more we can do! |
(0:02:28.74) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : We were gonna be so hilarious! |
(0:02:30.46) |
Yuzu Hosono : I really don't want things to end like this. |
(0:02:32.63) |
Yuzu Hosono : Steward? |
(0:02:37.63) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : How'd you get in? |
(0:02:39.16) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Wait. How long were you there? |
(0:02:40.27) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Since the start of the scene?! |
(0:02:45.01) |
Yuzu Hosono : You should have said something. |
(0:02:46.89) |
Yuzu Hosono : I had to ask him not to follow me to Takako-so. |
(0:03:01.66) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Is that right? |
(0:03:05.38) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : But why did you show up now? |
(0:03:06.67) |
Yuzu Hosono : Oh? What is it? |
(0:03:14.61) |
Yomogi Takahashi : A dumbbell?! |
(0:03:17.59) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Something's written on it. |
(0:03:18.56) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : "To the members of Young Wai-Wai. |
(0:03:21.21) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : You have been entered to compete in the comeback round." |
(0:03:23.48) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Oh, yes! |
(0:04:08.26) |
Yomogi Takahashi : We still had a chance! |
(0:04:09.95) |
Yuzu Hosono : We aren't finished with the Teppen Grand Prix yet! |
(0:04:11.84) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : We get another chance to perform together! |
(0:04:15.39) |
Yuzu Hosono : We can do more gags together! The three of us! |
(0:04:18.72) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Hurray! |
(0:04:21.47) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Praise the gods of comedy! |
(0:04:22.67) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : A comedy carnival? |
(0:04:25.80) |
Yomogi Takahashi : If they're signed up for the comeback round, that means they're all our rivals. |
(0:04:40.55) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : I wonder what they're like. |
(0:04:44.01) |
Yuzu Hosono : So do I. |
(0:04:45.89) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Too bad. I wish we could have performed, too. |
(0:04:53.52) |
Yuzu Hosono : Oh, well. The deadline for registering was yesterday. |
(0:04:56.50) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Huh? Yeah, we are. |
(0:05:03.71) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Don't talk to us like that. It's so rude! |
(0:05:13.65) |
Yuzu Hosono : But who are you? |
(0:05:15.95) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Are you guys appearing in the comeback round? |
(0:05:36.19) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Huh? |
(0:05:52.01) |
Yuzu Hosono : Namahage? |
(0:05:52.77) |
Yuzu Hosono : Could it be? These three too? |
(0:06:06.96) |
Yomogi Takahashi : They keep getting weirder and weirder! |
(0:06:25.48) |
Yuzu Hosono : They're coming on so strong, it's actually drowning out their style. |
(0:06:28.98) |
Yuzu Hosono : These are the trios going to the comeback round? |
(0:06:31.37) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Quit weaponizing your local cuisine! |
(0:06:42.99) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Who is it this time? |
(0:06:48.75) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : They were crazy. |
(0:07:30.93) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Yeah, literally. |
(0:07:32.18) |
Yuzu Hosono : Their intros had such impact that I don't even remember the jokes. |
(0:07:33.42) |
Yomogi Takahashi : I guess that sort of thing is comedy too, |
(0:07:38.04) |
Yomogi Takahashi : but I want us to compete on the strength of our gags. |
(0:07:40.60) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Then let's start writing new ones! |
(0:07:43.69) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Let's hit 'em with the best we got! |
(0:07:45.52) |
Kana Kiyotsuru : I heard about what's going on. |
(0:07:48.66) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Kana-chan?! |
(0:07:50.97) |
Chitose Amano : Kana. You're inside. Take off your shoes. |
(0:07:52.10) |
Iroha Akishika : Excuse us! We just dropped by. |
(0:07:54.67) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Bullet Kunoichi! |
(0:07:56.71) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Why are you guys here? |
(0:07:58.24) |
Kana Kiyotsuru : Come on, we aren't strangers. |
(0:07:59.63) |
Kana Kiyotsuru : We were your housemates at Takako-so! |
(0:08:01.45) |
Kana Kiyotsuru : If you're having trouble with your routine, we can help! |
(0:08:03.97) |
Miyu Komatsuzaki : That settles it! The theme is Ibaraki versus Gunma! |
(0:08:07.64) |
Misao Ushiku : Yeah, that's perfect. |
(0:08:10.35) |
Yomogi Takahashi : No, it isn't! |
(0:08:12.23) |
Yomogi Takahashi : But where the heck did you come from? |
(0:08:13.59) |
Hina Kasama : Kids in Ibaraki learn to camouflage themselves three months after birth. |
(0:08:15.61) |
Hina Kasama : They must, to survive. |
(0:08:19.69) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Is their life really that harsh? |
(0:08:20.92) |
Saeka Yabukita : We got worried and decided to visit. We thought things might turn out like this. |
(0:08:22.73) |
Hikari Jougasaki : If we can't give Young Wai-Wai practical advice, |
(0:08:27.37) |
Hikari Jougasaki : it'll just be a distraction for them. |
(0:08:30.27) |
Mako Shirakabe : People who are really stingy with their advice never actually help, do they? |
(0:08:33.10) |
Miyu Komatsuzaki : Oh, stuff it! |
(0:08:37.90) |
Miyu Komatsuzaki : You think you can give them good advice, then? |
(0:08:39.76) |
Saeka Yabukita : Yes, of course. |
(0:08:42.36) |
Saeka Yabukita : First of all, we'll have them wear this when they go on stage. |
(0:08:43.81) |
Yomogi Takahashi : It's a bribe! |
(0:08:49.88) |
Yuina Rokkatei : The horoscope says the stars will be aligned for Young Wai-Wai that day. |
(0:08:50.93) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Invaders! |
(0:08:55.64) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Why'd you come in that way? |
(0:08:58.11) |
Yuina Rokkatei : And your lucky charm is a space alien's head! |
(0:08:59.89) |
Chihori Hokuto : What? Seriously?! |
(0:09:02.61) |
Mone Ishiya : Want me to teach you my beam saber bit? |
(0:09:03.83) |
Yomogi Takahashi : This room is too small for all of you! |
(0:09:06.39) |
Kana Kiyotsuru : But we're all worried about you! |
(0:09:09.37) |
Yuina Rokkatei : We want you at the main event! Definitely! |
(0:09:12.54) |
Mako Shirakabe : Then why don't we all take turns writing parts of the routine? |
(0:09:14.80) |
Miyu Komatsuzaki : We'll start it with "Ibaraki banzai!" |
(0:09:18.67) |
Yomogi Takahashi : That makes the topic too small! |
(0:09:21.72) |
Mone Ishiya : How about "space banzai"? |
(0:09:23.73) |
Yomogi Takahashi : That makes it too big! |
(0:09:25.52) |
Saeka Yabukita : Why don't we drop cash from a helicopter, then? |
(0:09:26.92) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Another bribe? |
(0:09:30.16) |
Yomogi Takahashi : You only see that at the end of heist movies! |
(0:09:31.41) |
Miyu Komatsuzaki : Then we'll drop natto instead. |
(0:09:34.13) |
Yomogi Takahashi : That's harassment! |
(0:09:36.10) |
Mone Ishiya : I always use the beam saber to heat up the onsen. |
(0:09:37.21) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Enough of the beam saber jokes! |
(0:09:40.23) |
Kana Kiyotsuru : How about everything from the birth of the planet to the present? |
(0:09:42.56) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Did you think of something? |
(0:09:42.98) |
Yuzu Hosono : Yeah. Why don't we go with this theme? |
(0:09:45.06) |
Yomogi Takahashi : That's too long! |
(0:09:46.11) |
Chitose Amano : A traffic jam?! |
(0:10:57.08) |
Yuzu Hosono : Yeah. There was some kind of accident. |
(0:10:58.33) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : It isn't your fault, Steward. |
(0:11:02.59) |
Yomogi Takahashi : But how long will this traffic jam last? |
(0:11:04.35) |
Chitose Amano : At this rate, they might not even make it. |
(0:11:28.74) |
Kana Kiyotsuru : Oh, no! |
(0:11:31.59) |
Misao Ushiku : They're on last, so they still have some time. |
(0:11:32.50) |
Yuina Rokkatei : Saeka-san! Can't you send them a helicopter or something? |
(0:11:36.25) |
Saeka Yabukita : It's impossible. It would take too much time to arrange. |
(0:11:39.00) |
Chihori Hokuto : There aren't any UFOs available, either. |
(0:11:43.01) |
Mako Shirakabe : Then let's ask them to delay! |
(0:11:45.77) |
Hikari Jougasaki : That's right. If we talk to the management... |
(0:11:47.83) |
Kana Kiyotsuru : I know, but this is too unfair! |
(0:11:58.28) |
Kana Kiyotsuru : Yayoi-chan kept saying she wanted to go to the main event with everyone. |
(0:12:00.81) |
Kana Kiyotsuru : But now... |
(0:12:04.99) |
Yuzu Hosono : If we catch the next train, we might make it. |
(0:12:13.78) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Let's hurry! |
(0:12:16.80) |
Yuina Rokkatei : They're already on the fourth team. |
(0:12:32.80) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : We made it! |
(0:12:51.32) |
Yuzu Hosono : I'm out of breath. |
(0:12:52.82) |
Yomogi Takahashi : We should just barely make it in time. |
(0:12:54.33) |
Yuzu Hosono : I wonder how the comeback round is going. |
(0:12:59.83) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Let's check. |
(0:13:02.67) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Chochune, Michinoku Blizzard, |
(0:13:04.33) |
Yomogi Takahashi : and then The Fore Seasons and Fujiyama Touchdown, was it? |
(0:13:06.80) |
Yomogi Takahashi : How're those guys doing? |
(0:13:10.18) |
Yuzu Hosono : They seemed really funny, with their costumes and stuff. |
(0:13:12.24) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Who's in first? Never heard of this trio. |
(0:13:15.74) |
Yuzu Hosono : And the four teams we met... |
(0:13:18.32) |
Yuzu Hosono : Huh? |
(0:13:20.23) |
Yomogi Takahashi : They're bombing! |
(0:13:21.55) |
Yomogi Takahashi : That can't be right! |
(0:13:22.97) |
Yomogi Takahashi : They came out swinging like they were supposed to be the tough opponents! |
(0:13:24.50) |
Yomogi Takahashi : They even got their own introduction scenes! |
(0:13:28.45) |
Yuzu Hosono : What was the point of them acting so cocky? |
(0:13:31.42) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : I guess they only looked
funny. |
(0:13:33.70) |
Yomogi Takahashi : What now? |
(0:13:37.12) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : How long does "temporary" mean? |
(0:14:02.15) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Temporary means temporary. |
(0:14:04.64) |
Yomogi Takahashi : But there's no way we'll make it now. |
(0:14:07.21) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Then let's get off here! |
(0:14:09.15) |
Yuzu Hosono : We can't. Look. |
(0:14:11.15) |
Yuzu Hosono : We're on a bridge! |
(0:14:13.17) |
Chitose Amano : Oh, come on. Aren't they here yet? |
(0:14:20.37) |
Yomogi Takahashi : That's it. We'll never make it now. |
(0:14:36.62) |
Yuzu Hosono : We let everyone at Takako-so down. |
(0:14:39.44) |
Yuzu Hosono : After they did so much to encourage us... |
(0:14:42.20) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Unbelievable. Disqualified for being late... |
(0:14:44.43) |
Yuzu Hosono : Yayoi? |
(0:14:48.70) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : That was so fun! |
(0:14:50.01) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Oh, sorry. |
(0:14:52.70) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : I'm really sad and frustrated, too. |
(0:14:53.86) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : But when I realized it was over and thought about everything we did... |
(0:14:56.15) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : "It was so much fun!" |
(0:15:01.69) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : That was all I could think about. |
(0:15:03.97) |
Yomogi Takahashi : How can you say that at a time like this? |
(0:15:06.61) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Yeah, I know. I'm sorry! |
(0:15:08.86) |
Yomogi Takahashi : It really was a lot of fun, though. |
(0:15:10.71) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Especially when we were in Takako-so. |
(0:15:13.34) |
Yomogi Takahashi : I felt like we were laughing the whole time. |
(0:15:15.49) |
Yuzu Hosono : That's right. I had fun, too. |
(0:15:17.73) |
Yuzu Hosono : Everyone at Takako-so was such a character. |
(0:15:20.34) |
Yuzu Hosono : At first, I didn't think we'd get along. |
(0:15:22.73) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : You were worried about that? |
(0:15:25.22) |
Yuzu Hosono : Well, yeah. |
(0:15:27.29) |
Yuzu Hosono : When I met Miyu-chan, she handed me a natto bean, |
(0:15:28.41) |
Yuzu Hosono : and said, "Here, a sign of friendship." |
(0:15:31.65) |
Yomogi Takahashi : "A clean vote for Ibaraki!" Sayin' stuff like that. |
(0:15:33.72) |
Yomogi Takahashi : But my vote's worth more than one slimy natto bean! |
(0:15:36.88) |
Yomogi Takahashi : It ain't even close to a fair trade. |
(0:15:40.13) |
Yuzu Hosono : When she got in a fight with Kana-chan, she whipped out the natto and yelled, "eat it!" |
(0:15:42.25) |
Yomogi Takahashi : I get that a lot of Kansai folks don't like natto, |
(0:15:47.17) |
Yomogi Takahashi : but she used it like a crucifix against Dracula! |
(0:15:50.63) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Is that what she thinks of her local cuisine? |
(0:15:53.13) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : And then Kana-chan almost turned to dust. |
(0:15:55.70) |
Yomogi Takahashi : No, she didn't! |
(0:15:57.95) |
Yomogi Takahashi : If natto made Kansai folks evaporate, there'd be tragedies all over Osaka! |
(0:15:58.91) |
Yomogi Takahashi : You gonna make us all go extinct?! |
(0:16:03.13) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Extinction would suck! I love Osaka and Kansai! |
(0:16:05.41) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Well, I'm glad to hear that. |
(0:16:09.52) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : People in Kansai are all funny, warm, bipedal, |
(0:16:10.90) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : omnivorous, and don't have tails! |
(0:16:15.48) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Are you comparing us to dinosaurs? |
(0:16:18.42) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Who the heck jokes about the Reiwa Era and the Cretaceous Period together? |
(0:16:20.86) |
Yuzu Hosono : We were talking about extinction, so your mind went to dinosaurs, right? |
(0:16:23.88) |
Yuzu Hosono : But don't worry. Even if a giant asteroid fell, the people of Kansai would repel it! |
(0:16:26.61) |
Yomogi Takahashi : These Kansai folk aren't just for show... |
(0:16:31.73) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Forget that! The glow of Naniwa hearts won't make a miracle happen! |
(0:16:33.58) |
Hina Kasama : How? |
(0:17:08.33) |
Yomogi Takahashi : That's why you can't put Kansai folk in a blast furnace! |
(0:17:10.57) |
Mako Shirakabe : What? What? What is happening? |
(0:17:15.46) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Yay! I don't know why, but we're being recorded! |
(0:17:17.47) |
Yuzu Hosono : Like a live stream? |
(0:17:20.59) |
Yomogi Takahashi : So what? There's enough of us to go around. |
(0:17:22.62) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Hey, will you make my eyes sparkly and my nose pointier? |
(0:17:24.84) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Don't put filters on the video! |
(0:17:28.38) |
Yuzu Hosono : I don't need all that, but would you mind giving me a halo? |
(0:17:29.74) |
Yomogi Takahashi : You trying to look holy? |
(0:17:33.75) |
Yomogi Takahashi : That's even more egotistical! |
(0:17:36.01) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Doesn't it seem like Chitose-chan likes tsukkomi too much and gets carried away? |
(0:17:47.01) |
Yuzu Hosono : When she came back with, "What kind of sun rises like that?" |
(0:17:52.24) |
Yuzu Hosono : I thought she'd peaked. |
(0:17:54.82) |
Iroha Akishika : Young Wai-Wai is still gaining points! |
(0:17:56.50) |
Kana Kiyotsuru : Go! Go! |
(0:17:59.02) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : When I called Ibaraki "Ibaragi" once, Hina-chan in Akudare Kingdom |
(0:18:00.25) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : blinked a death threat at me in Morse code. |
(0:18:04.64) |
Miyu Komatsuzaki : Go for it! |
(0:18:08.82) |
Yuzu Hosono : Around Takako-so, |
(0:18:10.28) |
Yuzu Hosono : there are so many UFOs appearing all the time, |
(0:18:11.80) |
Yuzu Hosono : it's practically a sci-fi pilgrimage site. |
(0:18:13.69) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : I heard Saeka-san in Celebri-Tea paid for those UFOs. |
(0:18:16.06) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Has she paid off the entire galaxy? |
(0:18:20.58) |
Saeka Yabukita : Keep going! |
(0:18:24.80) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : According to Yuina-chan in Invaders, |
(0:18:25.80) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : space aliens that used to be all silver are starting to turn yellow. |
(0:18:27.92) |
Yomogi Takahashi : The stress of intergalactic ambition is aging their skin! |
(0:18:31.98) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Yeah, you said it! |
(0:18:39.67) |
Miyu Komatsuzaki : They did it! |
(0:18:45.95) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Aw, we didn't make it after all. |
(0:19:29.96) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Yeah. |
(0:19:32.76) |
Yuzu Hosono : Too bad. |
(0:19:33.63) |
Yuzu Hosono : Barbra-san? |
(0:19:40.98) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : How? |
(0:19:42.15) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : Takada-san! |
(0:19:46.98) |
Yayoi Sakamoto : And that's it! We had so much fun. |
(0:22:53.05) |
Yuzu Hosono : We had so much fun that we can't talk about it all now. |
(0:22:55.80) |
Yuzu Hosono : To be continued online! |
(0:22:58.17) |
Yomogi Takahashi : Let's talk now! I've never seen a commercial say "to be continued online" |
(0:22:59.17) |
Yomogi Takahashi : and then link to anything even remotely worth watching! |
(0:23:02.26) |
Yuzu Hosono : Oh, I know! |
(0:23:04.99) |
Yuzu Hosono : We can stick QR codes to our clothes and let people watch our gags online. |
(0:23:06.34) |
Yuzu Hosono : Then all we have to do is stand still! |
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Yomogi Takahashi : Just get mannequins for that! |
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Yomogi Takahashi : That isn't why we're here! |
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Yuzu Hosono : I guess you're right. If we're gonna be on stage, |
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Yuzu Hosono : we should be joking and making the audience here laugh. |
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Yomogi Takahashi : Right? When the audience laughs, we all have a blast. |
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Yayoi Sakamoto : Yeah! Yeah! |
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Yayoi Sakamoto : We laugh, you laugh, |
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Yayoi Sakamoto : and when everyone has a smile on their face, then we're all at the Teppen! |
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