▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Lunchtime!
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Gab, for lunch today...
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Gab?
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : What's the matter?
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Gab?
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : So we've been in the human world for a while, right?
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Right.
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : I never felt like this before coming here, but...
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Do there have
to be this many humans?
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : They're freaking everywhere
.
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Yeah, I still can't believe you're an angel.
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▶ EXTRA : Episode 2 The Angel, the Demon, and the Class President
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Want to eat in that "cafeteria" place today?
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : What? But that place iscrawling
with humans!
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : You want
to go into a crowd? Are you a masochist?
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : No!
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Don't you want to check out the cafeteria at least once?
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : I mean, I guess I can go.
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : But it costs money, right?
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Well, yeah.
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : How much will you give me?
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Why are you assuming I'll pay for you?
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : I was thinking about inviting Satania, too.
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Where does Satania usually eat, anyway?
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Now that you mention it, she always disappears at lunchtime.
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : She was acting kinda suspicious.
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Should we follow her and see?
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Where's she going?
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Beats me.
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : But all these rooms are empty.
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : She's eating alone!
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : She's eating alone!
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Has she always eaten all the way out here, alone?
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : The poor thing! Why couldn't I notice sooner?
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Satania.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Gabriel?! Vignette?! What are you doing here?!
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : What are you doing at all?
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Nice try! But I still have an ace up my sleeve!
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▶ EXTRA : Melon Bread
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : You were saying? Ace up your sleeve?
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : How did a dog get up here?
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : I'm sorry, Satania.
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : You didn't have anyone to eat with, did you?
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Um, no, uh...
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : It's not that I didn't have anyone to eat with!
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : On the contrary, I wanted
to eat alone!
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Eating together with lower lifeforms? Nothing could be more ludicrous!
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Chill out.
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Eat with us from now on.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : I said it's not like that. I don't need your pity.
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Well, actually, we wanted to eat with you today, anyway, so...
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Huh? With me?
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Honest?
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Honest.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : This isn't a joke?
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : You're not pranking me?
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Do you have, like, trust issues?
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : I...
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : I am the solitary demon, Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell,
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : future queen of Hell.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : A queen, dining with common riffraff? Utterly laughable!
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : I haven't the time even to give you the time!
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Guess it's just us, then.
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Yeah.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Wait! I'm willing to make an exception this time—
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▶ EXTRA : No Entry
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Are you listening?! Wait for me!
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : So this is the cafeteria.
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Smells good. Would be better without all these people
.
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : How do we order our meal?
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Huh? I assumed you'd know.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : It appears that I'm needed.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : For I know the cafeteria like the back of my hand!
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : You've eaten here before, Satania?
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : No, never.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : But make no mistake. I grasp the framework of this school in the palm of my hand!
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : "Framework"?
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : You're mixing hand metaphors.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : All, naturally...
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : to keep the upper hand over my rival, Gabriel!
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : You really are an idiot.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : No, I'm not!
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Listen well. To order your meal,
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : you buy a "food ticket" from a "ticket machine."
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : This is a ticket machine.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : You put money in here to buy a food ticket.
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : You buy something first.
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : We don't know how it works.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : As you wish.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : There are a lot of choices.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Wait a minute.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : "Kitsune udon"? "Tanuki udon"? What?
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : I'll play it safe and get plain udon.
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▶ EXTRA : One person, two people, or three people?
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : There are three of us, so I guess I press this one?
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Why do we have to eat udon, too?
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : I-I made the choice for you. Be grateful!
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : It said "portions." Can't you read?
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : You messed up, so lunch is on you.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : What?!
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Give her a break. She feels bad enough already.
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Gab, could you pass me chopsticks?
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Here.
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Thanks.
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Here.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Hey! How am I supposed to eat with only one chopstick?
(0:07:31.10 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : What am I, stupid?
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : What? Satania, you don't know about disposable chopsticks?
(0:07:35.84 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : You snap them in two first.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : O-Of course!
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Everyone, and I mean everyone, knows that!
(0:07:45.23 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Wow. You saw the perforation and snapped them across it.
(0:07:50.22 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Hurry up and eat already! It's good.
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : You said you've never been here before.
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Oh, it's good.
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Yeah, not bad.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : What're you
all smug for?
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : "Na-na-a-ji-ka-ra-ko"?
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : "Seven-spice blend."
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Seven shakes of the stuff, and you'll get the perfect spiciness.
(0:08:12.74 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : What are you—
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Oh, really? One, two, three...
(0:08:17.96 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : You're shaking too lightly. Start over.
(0:08:20.84 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Was I?
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : One, two, three, four...
(0:08:24.60 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : No, not like that. One more time.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : One, two, three, four,
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : five, six, seven...
(0:08:31.10 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : I get this feeling that was more than seven shakes, but...
(0:08:35.73 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Down the hatch!
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : A-Are you okay?
(0:08:48.40 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Delicious!
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : What?!
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : What?!
(0:08:51.59 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : The spiciness draws out the flavor of the udon.
(0:08:52.94 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : I hate to admit it, but you've got taste, Gabriel.
(0:08:55.78 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : I know, right?
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Man, I was hoping for something funnier.
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Too bad for you that Satania's taste-deaf.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Let me shake some on yours, too, Gabriel.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Seven shakes isn't enough.
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▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : You did very well.
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▶ EXTRA : It's Shiraha-san.
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▶ EXTRA : She's giving milk to a stray dog?
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▶ EXTRA : She's so nice!
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▶ EXTRA : See you, Prez!
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▶ Class 1-B's president : Goodbye.
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▶ Class 1-B's president : I'm Class 1-B's president.
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▶ Class 1-B's president : My hobby is doing crosswords.
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▶ EXTRA : Career Path Survey Class 1-B, Seat 1 Name: Aikawa, Nao Please fill in your post-graduation plans. School/Company First Choice: Maitenjima University Second Choice: Hamamai University
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▶ Class 1-B's president : Tenma-san's the only one who hasn't turned in her career path survey.
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▶ Class 1-B's president : Tenma-san never turns anything in on time.
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▶ Class 1-B's president : I always have to nag her for every single paper.
(0:09:51.89 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Shoot. I forgot to turn in this survey.
(0:09:56.85 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Good grief. Get your act together.
(0:09:59.76 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : I've been way too busy lately.
(0:10:01.99 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Busy with your video games, you mean?
(0:10:04.36 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : Seems like she remembered this time.
(0:10:07.67 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : The deadline's today. Fill it in fast, so I can go home.
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Which survey did you forget?
(0:10:13.39 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : One to turn in to Heaven.
(0:10:16.08 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Heav— What?! Turn it in where
?!
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▶ Class 1-B's president : You're supposed to turn it in to me
! Your class president!
(0:10:21.62 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : So what's the survey on?
(0:10:25.12 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Single men's top favorite foods.
(0:10:27.70 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : No! Career paths!
(0:10:30.58 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Oh, that's pretty important.
(0:10:32.23 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : No, it's not!
(0:10:35.06 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : Are they husband-hunting or something?
(0:10:36.67 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : That kind of data is extremely valuable.
(0:10:39.48 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : Hell no, it ain't!
(0:10:41.94 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Dang it. I have
to get this one done, and quick.
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▶ Class 1-B's president : Why do you say it like it's your duty?
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▶ Class 1-B's president : How much do you need to know about single men?
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▶ Class 1-B's president : Just write "marriage" for your first choice!
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▶ Class 1-B's president : Oh, but she's interested in getting married?
(0:10:56.52 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : Maybe she's more girlish than she lets on.
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Can't all single men just, like, jump off a cliff?
(0:11:04.73 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : What?!
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : You can't say things like that.
(0:11:09.39 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : Y-Yeah, what she said. You scared me.
(0:11:12.17 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Hey, wait, isn't disappearing them your job?
(0:11:16.28 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : Her job?! Her job is to disappear
single men?!
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : I told you, I don't do that anymore.
(0:11:21.86 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : So you used to?!
(0:11:24.45 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : What in the world are they talking about?
(0:11:26.36 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : Disappearing single men? What does that
have to do with careers?
(0:11:29.41 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Oops. I forgot the career path survey, too.
(0:11:33.37 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : You were talking about something else
?!
(0:11:36.09 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : Jeez. Now their whole conversation makes complete sense to me...
(0:11:38.44 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : No. No, it doesn't.
(0:11:45.17 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : Oh, well.
(0:11:47.50 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Career paths, huh?
(0:11:48.64 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Like, what are we
supposed to write anyway?
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : I just wrote what I'd like to do.
(0:11:55.30 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Then...
(0:11:59.60 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : "I want to announce the end of days."
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▶ Class 1-B's president : Who are you? God?
(0:12:04.70 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : Are you one of those kids
(0:12:06.50 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : who lives in a fantasy world in their head?
(0:12:08.16 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : Get over it and write something a bit more realistic, please.
(0:12:11.16 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Knowing you, you'd actually do it.
(0:12:15.24 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : Stop enabling her, Tsukinose-san!
(0:12:17.04 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Sometimes, when I die in MMOs, I catch myself almost doing it.
(0:12:19.87 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : World less than MMOs?! We're dead!
(0:12:23.50 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : Oops, I got caught up in her fantasies, too.
(0:12:25.63 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : I'm seriously concerned for both
of them now.
(0:12:30.68 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : You're going to be someone who saves people, if only on paper.
(0:12:34.87 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : You could write something like that.
(0:12:38.54 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : What? Someone who saves people?
(0:12:40.85 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : Does that mean she wants to be a doctor or something?
(0:12:45.50 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : Sheesh.
(0:12:49.35 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : So Tenma-san has a real goal, after all.
(0:12:50.87 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : Thank goodness.
(0:12:53.86 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : I mean, you know, right?
(0:12:55.86 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : If you felt like it, you could save millions of people.
(0:12:57.63 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : You need a reality check, too!
(0:13:02.22 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Here's my survey.
(0:13:04.68 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : Oh, thanks, Tenma-san.
(0:13:06.28 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : See you, Prez.
(0:13:08.41 )
▶ Class 1-B's president : See you tomorrow.
(0:13:09.83 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Bye.
(0:13:11.04 )
▶ EXTRA : First Choice: I want to do nothing all day long. Second Choice: Ditto Third Choice: Ditto
(0:13:15.48 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Now then, I'd like to get started cooking those dishes, here...
(0:13:24.12 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : in Hell's kitchen.
(0:13:29.57 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Rude. We haven't even started.
(0:13:31.00 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Satania, what are you wearing?
(0:13:33.31 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : You noticed?
(0:13:36.93 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : I'm going to cook.
(0:13:38.70 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : It's only natural that I dress the part.
(0:13:40.05 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : What a pain.
(0:13:43.11 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Never mind. Let's get started.
(0:13:45.48 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : First, we clean the fish.
(0:13:47.83 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Satania, you were in charge of the fish.
(0:13:50.39 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : You did
bring one, I hope?
(0:13:53.04 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Naturally.
(0:13:55.00 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : See?
(0:13:56.60 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : It's alive
?! Where did you even get that thing?!
(0:13:58.99 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Surprised?
(0:14:03.27 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : This morning, I went all the way to a lake in Hell to catch it.
(0:14:04.96 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Why would you put in that much effort?!
(0:14:08.42 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : A first-rate chef uses only first-rate ingredients.
(0:14:10.67 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : You're not a chef.
(0:14:14.77 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Gab, did you bring the tofu and seaweed?
(0:14:16.73 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : What are these?
(0:14:22.38 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Carrots, potatoes, and onions.
(0:14:23.52 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : I'm asking why you brought them!
(0:14:25.78 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Well, when I hit up the supermarket yesterday...
(0:14:28.86 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Tofu and seaweed...
(0:14:32.27 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : I could go for some curry.
(0:14:37.76 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : And that's why.
(0:14:40.20 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : I hate this group.
(0:14:41.51 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Well, we're stuck with these,
(0:14:45.03 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : so we'll do "miso-simmered mystery fish" and "miso soup with vegetables."
(0:14:46.56 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Wow. Real
creative names there.
(0:14:50.78 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : And whose fault do you think that is,
(0:14:52.70 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Miss Dumb Angel?
(0:14:55.24 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Y-You can put the knife down.
(0:14:57.08 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Improvised cooking? This chef's hands are itching for action.
(0:14:59.85 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Do anything unnecessary, and I'll scratch your itch for you.
(0:15:03.20 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Okay, I'm going to clean the mystery fish now.
(0:15:06.47 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : The "mystery fish"?
(0:15:09.22 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Well, I don't know what it's called.
(0:15:11.58 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Then let's call it "Satania."
(0:15:13.59 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Why?!
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : No... I can't. I could never cut Satania.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : It's not me!
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Give me that!
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : I
will conduct this fish's last rites.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Prepare to meet your maker, fish!
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : I'm glad you're alive, Satania.
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : That was a close shave.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Huh?!
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Do you mean me or the fish?!
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Let me cut something next.
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : The vegetables, then.
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : With one knife only.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : How do you use this thing?
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Grip your hand like this, and chop like this.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Like this?
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Gab, stop slacking off.
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : I'm busy making a vegetable tower, thanks.
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Work.
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Yes, chef.
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Good. Now slide a little left and repeat.
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Why are you frying that?!
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : I said we're simmering it in miso!
(0:16:28.33 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Doesn't everything taste better deep-fried?
(0:16:30.51 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : That's overgeneralizing!
(0:16:32.87 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Vignette, why can't I stop crying?
(0:16:34.68 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : What is this, a nursery?! I can't babysit both of you!
(0:16:39.02 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Vigne.
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Now what?!
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Do you enjoy living like that? Always being mad?
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : Now, let's move on to the next step.
(0:16:50.86 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Yes, chef.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Gotta spice things up.
(0:16:56.94 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : With sugar
?!
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▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : We made what we said we would. But...
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▶ EXTRA : Menacing
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▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Whoa. That can't be edible.
(0:17:15.56 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : There's a lot I'd like to say, but first, clean your plates.
(0:17:19.11 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : Yup. The moral of this story is:
(0:17:30.48 )
▶ Gabriel White Tenma : next time, follow the recipe.
(0:17:32.94 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Huh? Tastes good to me.
(0:17:35.95 )
▶ Vignette April Tsukinose : I'm asking to be put in a different group next time.
(0:17:41.41 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : What kind of comical cooking
(0:17:47.20 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : could Satania-san be conducting at this very moment?
(0:17:49.10 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : Perhaps you could go ask her and report back to me?
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▶ EXTRA : Did you find the ball?
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▶ EXTRA : Shiraha-san!
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▶ EXTRA : You're so nice!
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Wh-Why are you sleeping next to me?!
(0:18:20.65 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : Oh, time for breakfast already?
(0:18:24.25 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : It's time for an explanation!
(0:18:27.12 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : Lately, I've been terribly frustrated.
(0:18:29.42 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Huh?!
(0:18:31.99 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : I simply had to get closer to you to watch—
(0:18:33.13 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : I mean, to become friends with you, Satania-san.
(0:18:35.61 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : So I let myself in.
(0:18:47.07 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Creepy!
(0:18:48.16 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : I do hope you'll let me stay over for a while.
(0:18:49.21 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : We must
have some bonding time.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : No way in Hell!
(0:18:55.10 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Get out! Now!
(0:18:56.29 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : My, must you be so forceful?
(0:18:58.60 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : Oh! I have an idea.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Whatever it is, the answer's no!
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▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : Can I be your apprentice?
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : "Apprentice"?
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▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : Yes.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Apprentice... My
apprentice?
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▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : Allow me to serve you as your apprentice.
(0:19:12.32 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : I have always felt a regal dignity and honor in the tenacity with which
(0:19:16.30 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : you pursue your quest to achieve your ambitions.
(0:19:20.54 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : I must
witness your meteoric rise firsthand!
(0:19:24.40 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : To be there in your crowning moment!
(0:19:27.38 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : Oh, please, Satania-san.
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▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : No... Satania-sama
!
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : V-Very well!
(0:19:38.30 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : If you insist, I suppose you can be my apprentice.
(0:19:39.90 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : Thank you ever so much.
(0:19:42.63 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Henceforth, your name shall be...
(0:19:44.55 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Satanichia Brothers!
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▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : Pardon?
(0:19:49.05 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Got it? I hope you're ready, Satanichia Brothers!
(0:19:49.88 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : Oh, actually, I'd rather you called me Raphiel.
(0:19:53.02 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : What? Uh, I guess I can do that.
(0:19:55.96 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : All right, Raphiel!
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▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : How may I serve you, Satania-sama?
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Satania-sama... Satania-sama...
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : sama... sama...
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : You will go buy my breakfast! Melon bread and milk!
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : You have five minutes!
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▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : I'm sorry. I'm tired, so I'd rather not.
(0:20:15.21 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : My apprentice defied me already?!
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : If you won't do my shopping, then what good are you?
(0:20:20.57 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : Well, you see...
(0:20:23.52 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : I'm afraid I'm not fit for such a task.
(0:20:25.08 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : What?
(0:20:28.23 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : Would you be so gracious as to go fetch—
(0:20:29.58 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : I mean, show me how it's done?
(0:20:32.64 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Wait, you're sending me shopping? But I'm the master.
(0:20:35.94 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : Seeing the magnificent feats of those above them
(0:20:39.29 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : deepens the devotion of those of a lower existence.
(0:20:42.39 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : Please show this lowly angel
(0:20:46.00 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : how the great archdemon Satania-sama would do it.
(0:20:48.60 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : I suppose I can't refuse my apprentice an example.
(0:20:56.81 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : I am
your master.
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▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : My great master.
(0:21:01.75 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : I'll be back in three minutes!
(0:21:03.30 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Behold my majesty and magnificence!
(0:21:04.96 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : I'll have a café au lait and a sandwich!
(0:21:08.12 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Well, apprentice? Has your devotion to your master deepened?
(0:21:14.40 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : Out of curiosity, what happened to your melon bread?
(0:21:18.19 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Oh, shut up.
(0:21:21.36 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Now then! I have a mission for you, apprentice!
(0:21:22.80 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : A mission?
(0:21:26.32 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : You are to spy on Gabriel!
(0:21:27.71 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Report to me her weaknesses!
(0:21:30.22 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Got that?
(0:21:32.81 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : I'm sorry. I need some time to digest.
(0:21:34.01 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Show some devotion!
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Yeesh! Do as you're told!
(0:21:38.44 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : Yes, Master.
(0:21:42.10 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : You'll never be able to keep up with me if you're this soft.
(0:21:43.54 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Do you understand?
(0:21:47.20 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : I'm doing my very best.
(0:21:48.71 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : For crying out loud.
(0:21:50.92 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : By the way, Satania-sama.
(0:21:52.33 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : What?
(0:21:54.57 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : I have one condition if I'm going to stay here.
(0:21:55.44 )
▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : Condition?
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▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : A single futon is too cramped for two.
(0:21:59.59 )
▶ Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha : From now on, I'll sleep in the futon, thank you.
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▶ Satanichia McDowell Kurumizawa : You're fired.
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