 EXTRA :
In this world, there are humans, |
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EXTRA :
elves, fairies, beastmen, |
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EXTRA :
monsters, spirits, angels, and demons. |
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EXTRA :
Truly, a melting pot of sentient creatures. |
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EXTRA :
As such, this wonderful world bursting with diversity |
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EXTRA :
is, naturally, bursting with a diverse selection of brothels. |
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EXTRA :
These myriad brothels... |
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EXTRA :
...and the girls who work there—succu-girls— |
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EXTRA :
are reviewed by a group of brave adventurers! |
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EXTRA :
They are... |
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EXTRA :
...the Interspecies Reviewers! |
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 Meidri : Let me clear that for you! |
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 Crimvael : Here's your order! |
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 Stunk : Bigger's totally better! |
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Stunk : It's just like this hunk of meat: more to enjoy! |
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 Kanchal : That's not necessarily true. |
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Kanchal : What if it's too much to eat? |
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Stunk : C'mon, you gotta go big or go home! |
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 Zel : Something in the middle's just right. |
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Stunk : Chicks love a guy with a huge dick!
You can get any girl you want if you're packing! |
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Kanchal : I dunno... |
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Stunk : Okay, let's head out to the Succubus District, then! I'll show you! |
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Stunk : Hey, Crim! |
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Crimvael : Hi, Stunk, you want a refill? |
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Stunk : Yeah, but also, wanna come with us to the Succu-Street? |
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Crimvael : Huh? I don't have the kind of money to head there every night. |
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Stunk : Oh, right—here's your portion of the pay from our last review. |
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Crimvael :
Whoa. If we're making this much,
we can totally head there every night. |
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Stunk : We sell way more reviews when Crim's on the docket. |
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Zel : Yeah, we get more women buying 'em for some reason. |
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Crimvael : I get it. |
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Zel : Cuteness sells, huh? |
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Stunk : So where to? |
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Zel : Lemme think. |
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EXTRA : Miss Meidri! |
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Meidri : Hey there! |
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EXTRA : Two more nectar ales, please! |
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Meidri : Coming up! |
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EXTRA : I'm sooo drunk. |
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Stunk : How about some fairies? |
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Crimvael : Wow, I didn't know you were the son of a noble family, Stunk. |
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Stunk : It's ancient history. Doesn't matter much now. |
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Zel : So after his dad threw him out of the house, |
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Zel : he went and got famous for being a brilliant adventurer... |
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Zel : and
for his exploits in this part of town. |
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Crimvael : I-I see... |
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Stunk : Sheesh. There you go running your mouth again. |
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Stunk : That the place? |
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Kanchal : It smells nice... |
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Stunk : Seems we've been drawn to the sweet nectar of the fairies' flower. |
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Stunk : Wonder what kind of girls they've got here. |
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Stunk : I bet they've got all sorts of cute, perky girls, |
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Stunk : just like the ones we saw back at the pub... |
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 Aloe : Thanks for comin' in. |
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Zel :
Yikes. |
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Crimvael :
Yikes. |
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Stunk :
Yikes. |
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Stunk :
There goes my cute, perky image of a fairy... |
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Aloe : You're all first timers, right? |
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Aloe : Our shop's got a first-timer fee. |
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Aloe : And tack on 500 gold to start a membership for ya. |
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Aloe : Sound good? |
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Zel : I guess. |
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Stunk : If we've got to, yeah. |
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Aloe : Okay, all paid up. |
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Aloe : Let's get to measurin', then. |
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Aloe : We'll start with you. |
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Aloe : Okay, get it up. |
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Stunk : I can't just flick a damn switch! |
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Stunk : The hell is all this? You messing with us?! |
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Aloe : I wish I was messin' with you. |
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Aloe : We've got 42 girls here, |
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Aloe : but they've all got their size limits, y'know? |
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Aloe : And hey, fairies are a whole different size than other species out there. |
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Aloe : Not like we can help it. |
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Stunk : Sure, but... |
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Stunk : How am I supposed to get it up like this? |
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Aloe : Sheesh, twist my arm, why don't you? |
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Aloe : Okay, up we go, now. |
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Aloe : One, and, two, and... |
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Aloe : C'mon, c'mon. |
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Aloe : Man, you've got a good-sized piece on you, dude. |
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Stunk : Stuff it. |
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Aloe : Fun fact: three guys've busted a load while getting measured. |
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Aloe : Don't be the fourth. |
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Stunk : I won't! |
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Aloe : Let's see here... |
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Aloe : Okay, here's your 16.5 centimeter card. |
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Stunk : Don't say the number out loud! |
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Aloe : You got a circumference of 4.1. |
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Stunk : What did I just say?! |
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Aloe : With a 16.5, the only girls who can handle ya are these two. |
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Stunk : They're both whales! |
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Aloe : Not much I can do about that with your size. Sorry. |
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Zel : Sounds like bigger isn't always better. |
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Aloe : Elfy over here can choose from these 20. |
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Zel : Ooh! |
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Stunk : Asshole. |
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Aloe : Mr. Halfling here can choose whoever he wants. |
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Kanchal : There isn't anyone who can't handle me? |
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Aloe : Not a one! |
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Kanchal : I can have any girl I want... |
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Kanchal : I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry... |
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Stunk : O-Okay, I'll take Bubulala... |
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Aloe : Okay. |
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Aloe : Hey, Bubulala, you got a client! |
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Stunk : She's huge. |
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Stunk : You sure you're a fairy? |
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 Bubulala : You're just so big, handsome. |
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Bubulala : Mmkay, follow me. |
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Aloe : Right, so about you, Angel Boy. |
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Crimvael : Y-Yeah? |
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Aloe : Sorry, dude! Nobody here can handle you! |
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Stunk :
A review of the fairy-centric brothel, Fairy Nectar: |
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Stunk :
On your first visit, they'll take measurements of your tool. |
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Stunk :
The registration fee was pretty expensive, too, |
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Stunk :
but no lie, getting measured by the receptionist got me pretty worked up, to say the least. |
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Stunk :
Human-sized dicks rule out about 70% of their offerings. |
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Stunk :
The only girls who can handle 16 centimeters and up are so big, |
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Stunk :
they barely seem like fairies. |
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Stunk :
It doesn't feel like you're fucking a fairy at all, like damn! |
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Zel :
All the girls at the establishment have been around the Succu-block, |
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Zel :
but they're strict on their size limits. |
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Zel :
Even my modest-sized Elf dick only left me about half to choose from. |
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Zel :
Teasing their tiny bodies was a new, refreshing experience for me, |
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Zel :
but physically, it wasn't much different from doing it with a doll, |
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Zel :
so I don't think I'll be coming here all that often. |
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Zel :
Their mana is really strong, though, and they smelled pretty nice, |
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Zel :
so the tiny room we spent our time in ended up feelin' real comfy. |
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Kanchal :
For a halfling like me, |
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Kanchal :
getting serviced by a fairy was like doing it with a miniature halfling, |
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Kanchal :
and it was pretty hot. |
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Kanchal :
They smell wonderful, too. |
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Kanchal :
Besides the expensive entrance fee, I've got no complaints. |
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Crimvael :
I understand why it had to be this way, but I wasn't able to sleep with any of them... |
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Crimvael :
Despite that, they still made me pay to register... |
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Crimvael :
I feel like I was scammed... |
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Crimvael :
I mean, I actually was scammed. |
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EXTRA : I am the great Demon Lord. |
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EXTRA : The rule of demons is nigh. |
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EXTRA :
It seems the world is on the brink of destruction... |
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EXTRA :
...but it's actually completely fine. |
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 Death Abyss : Consider the stark reality where magicks that could benefit us all |
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Death Abyss : instead lie stagnating in development hell! |
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Stunk : Could they be any louder? |
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Death Abyss : The world may refuse to listen to the promises of the Demon Party, |
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Stunk : Still, gotta admit... |
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Stunk : She's cute, so I'll let it slide. |
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Death Abyss : nor does it remember our creed! |
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Zel : Can't we just do one every century? |
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 Mitsue : Come now, you know us humans don't live that long. |
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Zel : Oh, that's right. Mitsue-san. |
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Zel : But even if your time on Earth is far shorter than mine, |
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Zel : the time we spend together will last forever! |
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Mitsue : You and that gilded tongue of yours! |
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Mitsue : Come by to have a little fun, okay? |
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Crimvael : So which party's running the government right now? |
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Stunk : The Orc Party. |
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Zel : I mean, when you consider how it all balances out, it makes sense. |
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Stunk : That and it means that foodstuffs are way cheap! |
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Stunk : And taxes are super low! |
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Stunk : Plus, they give way more of the federal budget to the Succubus District! |
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 Orc Politician : This is the creed of the Orc Party! |
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Orc Politician : Prioritize agricultural self-sufficiency! |
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Orc Politician : Tax rates must be kept low! |
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Orc Politician : Stability trumps change! |
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Orc Politician : Tranquility trumps toil! |
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Orc Politician : Eat, sleep, and fornicate! |
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Orc Politician : That is the key to happiness! |
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Zel : Their party's a friend to the masses, they are. |
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Stunk : The Orcs're gonna win no matter what, |
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Stunk : but I know who's got my vote: the Succubus Party! |
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Zel : I know I'd like them to get a coupl'a seats in Parliament! |
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Stunk : Viva the Succubus Party! |
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Zel : Viva the Succubus Party! |
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Death Abyss : Voters! |
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Death Abyss : If you want your government to rightfully put more emphasis on magical technologies, |
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Death Abyss : then cast your vote for the Demon Lord, Death Abyss! |
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Death Abyss : Thank you. |
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Stunk : Boy, that girl was damn cute. |
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Stunk : We should go to a demon joint next. |
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Zel : Demons, huh? |
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Zel : I dunno about demons... |
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Crimvael : I'm not a fan, either. |
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Crimvael : I mean, I am an angel. |
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Stunk : What the hell, guys? You don't like demon girls? |
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 Demon Two : Nobody
does! |
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Demon Two : Demons are extremely unpopular! |
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Demon Two : My apologies, let me introduce myself: |
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Demon Two : Demon Two, Head of PR for the Demon Party. |
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Stunk : Uh-huh. |
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Demon Two : I report directly to Death Abyss, the fine young woman who just gave that rousing speech. |
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Stunk : Uh-huh. |
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Demon Two : But back to the topic at hand! |
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Demon Two : Our wonderous demon species is always, always
, in the Top Five Least Marriageable Species! |
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EXTRA : We asked one hundred different species! |
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EXTRA : Which species is the last one you'd want to marry? |
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EXTRA : Got it! Reptilians! |
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EXTRA : Yes! Yes! Yes! |
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EXTRA : Number five, reptilians! |
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EXTRA : They stink! They're unattractive! They sit in the sun and don't move! |
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EXTRA : Yuki-onna! |
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EXTRA : Yes! Yes! Yes! |
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EXTRA : Number four, yuki-onna, or snow woman! |
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EXTRA : Nasty personalities, just the worst! |
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EXTRA : Fire spirit! |
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EXTRA : Yes! Yes! Yes! |
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EXTRA : Number three, fire spirit! |
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EXTRA : Can't touch 'em! They'll burn your house down! |
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EXTRA : Demons! |
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EXTRA : Yes! Yes! Yes! |
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EXTRA : Number two, demons! |
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EXTRA : Selfish! Might abuse you! Terrifying aura! |
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EXTRA : Undead! |
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EXTRA : Yes! Yes! Yes! |
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EXTRA : And number one, undead! |
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EXTRA : Smelly! Gross! Some are just bones, like, what?! |
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Demon Two : We're number two on the list of "Species Nobody Wants to Marry!" Number two
! |
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Demon Two : This is an alarming state of affairs! |
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Demon Two : Forgive the sudden segue, but I have had the pleasure of reading your reviews. |
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Stunk : Uh-huh. |
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Zel : Guess we're gettin' famous. |
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Demon Two : The species you have reviewed thus far, |
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Demon Two : even those who had no standing in the rankings, |
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Demon Two : have seen their popularity and attention skyrocket! |
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Stunk : Uh... Uh-huh. |
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Demon Two : So I come to you with a request. |
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Stunk : Oh-ho, so you want us to help improve the public image of demons... |
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Zel : ...by reviewing some demon girls. |
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Stunk : We've got ourselves a quest! |
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Stunk : Don't expect us to candy-coat our review for you, though. |
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Stunk : If you want us to write a review that makes you all look good, |
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Stunk : you'd better show us to the cutest, sexiest demon girls you've got! |
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Stunk : Out with it, then! |
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Stunk : You bring yours out, and we'll take ours
out! |
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Stunk : C'mon, now! |
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Demon Two : While I would love to do just that, |
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Demon Two : granting favors to members of the voting public |
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Demon Two : is in direct violation of the Public Office Election Law. |
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Stunk : Well, fuck off, then, you P*ccolo wannabe. |
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Demon Two : I can only ask you to do this as a personal favor. |
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Demon Two : What I can do without violating election law... |
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Demon Two : ...is recommend to you a most excellent establishment. |
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Demon Two : I take my leave of you, then! |
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Demon Two : Vote smart: Vote for the Demon Party! |
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Stunk : Turn it down a notch! |
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Stunk : Well? |
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Stunk : What do we do about this? |
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Zel : I'm not too keen on going to a demon joint.
I've heard about all the robberies and scams... |
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Zel : But that shouldn't happen in this case. |
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Stunk : Guess that means... |
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EXTRA :
We're gonna eat you up! |
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Stunk : ...we're goin' for a blue-skinned demon girl! |
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Zel : Sweet! Let's go fuse our junk with some demons! |
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Crimvael : I'm gonna pass on this one. |
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Stunk : Hey! |
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Stunk : Don't knock it till you've tried it. |
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Crimvael : Sorry. I can't afford it, and you know what I am... |
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Death Abyss : Where's our next speech at? |
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Demon Two : Let me see. We'll be heading to three villages on the outskirts of the city. |
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Death Abyss : Outskirts, huh? |
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Death Abyss : Is it really worth giving a speech in places where there aren't that many people? |
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Demon Two : Yes. Forgive my insolence, but the other candidates will not visit these areas, |
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Demon Two : and it is a valuable opportunity to make yourself known. |
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Death Abyss : Huh. I suppose that makes sense. |
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Death Abyss : The reaction to the speech I gave in the city was pretty lacking, |
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Death Abyss : and we didn't get much applause... |
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Demon Two : I have a plan for that, my lady. |
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Death Abyss : A plan? |
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Demon Two : Yes. I have introduced a group of Succubus District reviewers |
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Demon Two : to a high-quality demon brothel. |
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Death Abyss : Is that really going to help? |
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Demon Two : Indeed, it will! |
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Demon Two : Their reviews are read by a large number of citizens, primarily male. |
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Demon Two : Their review should improve the public image of demons, |
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Demon Two : and thus, the image of the Demon Party! |
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Death Abyss : I-I get it! Well done, Demon Two! |
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Death Abyss : Our path to election is clearer than ever! |
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Demon Two : Indeed! The future of the Demon Party is bright, I know it! |
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EXTRA : You're sure that man wasn't a scam artist pretending to be a PR specialist? |
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EXTRA : Their species is known to be untrustworthy. |
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 Brooz : Yeah. |
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Zel : I looked into him. |
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Zel : That Demon Two guy actually was a PR guy for the Demon Party. |
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Zel : I've got no idea about the shop itself, though. |
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Stunk : If it's a bust, we'll just roast 'em in the review. |
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Stunk : That's the place. |
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 Guinea : Aww, c'moooon! |
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Stunk :
The moment our eyes alighted upon those fine employees, |
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Stunk :
we were drawn into their supersize busts. |
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Stunk :
Just one look and you can tell: |
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Stunk :
their super dynamite bodies are a pleasure to play with. |
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 Milky : Oh, moooo! |
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Stunk :
And you can drink milk straight from the teat! |
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Milky : It's gonna come out! My milk is comin' out! |
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Milky : Mooooo! |
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Stunk :
It was a little lukewarm, though. |
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Stunk :
That, and while they look soft and squishy, |
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Stunk :
their meat's pretty damn tough, which was a shame. |
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Zel :
Tiddies! Holy shit, dude, tiddies! |
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Zel :
You won't get milk unless you pick a girl who's had kids, |
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Zel :
so keep that in mind if you're feelin' thirsty. |
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Guinea : I-I can't take it any moooore! Not an-udder second! |
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Brooz :
Their shop specializes in milking, so of course their chests are going to be incredible. |
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Brooz :
But their milk is all dairy, which would upset my dog's stomach, unfortunately. |
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EXTRA :
Dairy minotaurs are quite rare in the demon realm, so for me, |
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EXTRA :
this was my first foray into a new world. |
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Guinea : Aww, you lookin' at my moooon? |
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EXTRA :
Minotaur women are extremely submissive and will cow-tow to your every desire. |
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EXTRA :
As such, I believe men who are attracted to their shapely behinds |
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EXTRA :
will enjoy those behinds even more. |
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EXTRA :
Good night, and sweet dreams. |
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EXTRA : So the Dairy Farm's not half bad, eh? |
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EXTRA : Can't say I'm a fan when they get too big, though. |
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EXTRA : They do say that 'tis better to be too big than too small. |
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EXTRA : But if you're too big, you'll get turned away from that fairy joint. |
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EXTRA : Guess big can be a problem, too. |
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EXTRA : I suppose, then, it depends on the time and place. |
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EXTRA : A valuable lesson to learn. |
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EXTRA : Dude, you're still a virgin. |
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Crimvael : I thought you were going to go review some demon girls? |
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Zel : If this apple were larger than the planet, the planet would fall towards the apple. |
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Stunk : Our souls are bound to the laws of this universe... |
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Stunk : We could not defy the gravity of their planetary busts. |
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Crimvael : Uh-huh... |
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Stunk : Why're you starin' at us like it wouldn't've happened to you? |
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Stunk : If you'd've been there, you'd've fallen prey to their gravity, too. |
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Crimvael : If you say so... |
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Meidri : Sheesh. Could you please not drag Crim into your gross world? |
(0:20:59.65) |
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Stunk : I feel a respectable gravity pulling me this way! |
(0:21:07.53) |
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Meidri : Here's what actual
gravity feels like! |
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Zel : Guess that means the planet's gravity was stronger than titty gravity... |
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EXTRA : Professor Poke's Succu-Girl Learning Corner! |
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EXTRA : What's thick and hard and big? |
(0:23:05.78) |
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EXTRA : Do you know? |
(0:23:09.40) |
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EXTRA : Ready for the answer? |
(0:23:11.71) |
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EXTRA : It's Death Abyss' horn! |
(0:23:17.49) |
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Death Abyss : I lost... |
(0:23:20.15) |
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