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▶ Gore : I slept great!	(0:00:07.77)
▶ Ciel : You certainly did.	(0:00:09.53)
▶ Ciel : Do you realize what time it is?	(0:00:12.04)
▶ Anemone : I'm just shocked you can sleep, considering.	(0:00:14.40)
▶ Gore : Well, I was just so comfy!	(0:00:17.30)
▶ Gore : Besides, we've got someone who's an even heavier sleeper than me. See?	(0:00:19.98)
▶ Gore : Our sleepy hero boy.	(0:00:26.26)
▶ Ciel : This seems like a clear case of passing out from blood loss.	(0:00:27.95)
▶ Anemone : I'm wondering, could we maybe bleed him to death like this?	(0:00:31.88)
▶ Ciel : That'd probably take a lot more blood.	(0:00:35.09)
▶ Ciel : What do you think you're doing?	(0:00:41.79)
▶ Anemone : That oughta be obvious.	(0:00:43.82)
▶ Gore : You two still don't seem to understand.	(0:00:45.34)
▶ Ciel : Me, daughter of the Demon Lord,	(0:00:51.21)
▶ Ciel : Ciel Zebul.	(0:00:53.73)
▶ Anemone : The assassin with the 99.9% success rate, Anemone.	(0:00:55.80)
▶ Gore : Mistress of the pleasure palace, Goa.	(0:01:01.02)
▶ Toto : So close!	(0:01:12.99)
▶ Gore : Okay, after breakfast, we're all charged up!	(0:02:55.58)
▶ Gore : Time for Toto the hero's party to get on the road!	(0:02:59.52)
▶ Ciel : Isn't it a little early to be shouting?	(0:03:03.50)
▶ Anemone : In a way, I envy your lack of restraint.	(0:03:08.45)
▶ Gore : What are you saying?! I'm super sensitive!	(0:03:11.45)
▶ Anemone : I was under the impression that sensitive people don't refer to themselves as such.	(0:03:14.25)
▶ Ciel : Exactly.	(0:03:18.06)
▶ Gore : You two are so mean!	(0:03:19.38)
▶ Toto : I already passed out once today...	(0:03:19.88)
▶ Toto : Am I going to be able to handle this?	(0:03:22.07)
▶ Ciel : Is something wrong, Hero?	(0:03:26.34)
▶ Toto : Oh, no, I'm fine!	(0:03:29.00)
▶ Toto : I can't think like this.	(0:03:31.98)
▶ Toto : Not after I promised I'd protect them.	(0:03:34.98)
▶ Toto : I-I'll do my best.	(0:03:39.06)
▶ Anemone : So where are we headed, Hero?	(0:03:43.18)
▶ Gore : Oh, about that, we need to make a quick stop first.	(0:03:46.49)
▶ Ciel : The Adventurers' Guild?	(0:03:58.78)
▶ Gore : Yep! Every adventure starts with getting your papers.	(0:04:00.25)
▶ Ciel : None here.	(0:04:07.22)
▶ Anemone : This is my first time.	(0:04:08.82)
▶ Gore : You go first, Hero Boy. Write your name on the ＂party leader＂ line.	(0:04:12.73)
▶ Toto : I-I'm... the leader of the party?!	(0:04:18.87)
▶ Toto : Th-Thank you so much!	(0:04:30.44)
▶ Toto : I will never forget my debt to you.	(0:04:34.51)
▶ Anemone : There, all cleaned up, Hero.	(0:04:41.93)
▶ Gore : Hero Boy, you are way too tense.	(0:04:44.55)
▶ Ciel : Indeed. You need to act like a leader now that you are one.	(0:04:47.33)
▶ Toto : I'm so sorry...	(0:04:51.57)
▶ Toto : Can I really help them as the leader of the party, though?	(0:04:53.79)
▶ Toto : So this is it...	(0:05:04.38)
▶ Gore : Yep. Proof that our party is registered.	(0:05:05.74)
▶ Toto : I've never been registered before!	(0:05:11.77)
▶ Gore : Now we have permission to start adventuring.	(0:05:14.25)
▶ Toto : Uh, well...	(0:05:17.65)
▶ Gore : If we can reach A-rank, we get fancy guild cards instead, but...	(0:05:19.84)
▶ Gore : Okay, I'm getting the impression that explaining stuff is my job. Right.	(0:05:26.59)
▶ Gore : Listen up. Adventurers are ranked.	(0:05:31.30)
▶ Gore : You have S-rank super-veterans at the top and completely clueless rookies in E-rank.	(0:05:35.32)
▶ Ciel : E-rank? All the way down here? That seems low.	(0:05:39.63)
▶ Anemone : What kind of work will we be accepting based on our rank?	(0:05:43.09)
▶ Gore : Well, rookies start at E-rank,	(0:05:46.17)
▶ Gore : so if you want to slay the Demon Lord or anything on that scale,	(0:05:48.25)
▶ Gore : you've gotta work hard to increase your rank.	(0:05:51.44)
▶ Toto : I see.	(0:05:54.22)
▶ Toto : Goa is a huge help.	(0:05:56.81)
▶ Gore : Now, as for jobs, you either check the bulletin board over there,	(0:05:59.21)
▶ Gore : or accept them directly from people who are offering.	(0:06:02.59)
▶ Gore : The more jobs of greater difficulty you complete, the more your rank increases.	(0:06:06.66)
▶ Anemone : I assume that means we're only qualified	(0:06:11.38)
▶ Anemone : for slime hunting and collecting herbs at this point?	(0:06:13.76)
▶ Gore : Very sharp, Mone!	(0:06:17.65)
▶ Ciel : How many days does it usually take to reach the top rank?	(0:06:19.74)
▶ Gore : Well, for most adventurers, it's more a matter of years instead of days...	(0:06:24.70)
▶ Anemone : I'm not too concerned about that.	(0:06:30.66)
▶ Anemone : Let's stop chit-chatting and get to work.	(0:06:32.92)
▶ Toto : Right.	(0:06:36.24)
▶ Ciel : W-Wait a second!	(0:06:36.83)
▶ Anemone : What now, runt?	(0:06:47.80)
▶ Gore : You can flip like a coin, huh?	(0:06:50.45)
▶ Ciel : We're all here to kill the hero, not to raise our ranks.	(0:06:52.42)
▶ Ciel : Do we actually need to start adventuring?	(0:06:58.18)
▶ Gore : That's a good point.	(0:07:01.23)
▶ Gore : So if we set out on a particularly dangerous job...	(0:07:03.06)
▶ Anemone : Wrong. There's no point in adventuring, period.	(0:07:09.37)
▶ Anemone : Just gotta kill everyone else here.	(0:07:13.18)
▶ Anemone : That said, I don't mind people who are on the same page as me.	(0:07:20.42)
▶ Anemone : How about we alternate trying to kill him every day?	(0:07:24.29)
▶ Ciel : A better suggestion than I'd expect from you.	(0:07:30.03)
▶ Ciel : I'll accept on the condition that the other two agree	(0:07:32.83)
▶ Ciel : to stay out of the way during the attempt.	(0:07:35.68)
▶ Gore : You two seem really confident that you're the only ones who can kill him!	(0:07:39.73)
▶ Gore : I agree. The four of us as a group seem like a recipe for fun on the road.	(0:07:45.82)
▶ Anemone : That road's gonna be real short.	(0:07:50.24)
▶ Ciel : Let's begin, then.	(0:07:52.94)
▶ Toto : I passed out again.	(0:08:07.03)
▶ Ciel : Are you awake?	(0:08:10.00)
▶ Toto : Ciel.	(0:08:12.82)
▶ Toto : I need to say something.	(0:08:18.70)
▶ Toto : I know you might be anxious, joining a party for the first time,	(0:08:22.54)
▶ Toto : but you can trust me to steer the ship straight!	(0:08:25.42)
▶ Toto : Captain Toto's your ticket to a luxury cruise!	(0:08:28.55)
▶ Ciel : You're so dreamy!	(0:08:33.02)
▶ Toto : ...is not realistic.	(0:08:36.11)
▶ Toto : What should I say?	(0:08:39.11)
▶ Toto : If I can't even have a conversation one-on-one,	(0:08:41.45)
▶ Toto : traveling with the three of them seems impossible...	(0:08:43.45)
▶ Ciel : What's wrong?	(0:08:46.62)
▶ Toto : Well... Where are Goa and Anemone?	(0:08:48.00)
▶ Ciel : The two of them are looking for jobs.	(0:08:52.24)
▶ Ciel : I was left behind to keep an eye on you. Not that I need to, now that you're awake.	(0:08:55.92)
▶ Toto : Thank you for that.	(0:09:01.80)
▶ Ciel : Do you mind if I ask you a question?	(0:09:07.42)
▶ Toto : Yes?!	(0:09:09.80)
▶ Ciel : I know you've been looking for party members,	(0:09:11.06)
▶ Ciel : but why did you want to start adventuring?	(0:09:14.20)
▶ Ciel : For glory? Or money?	(0:09:16.41)
▶ Toto : W-Well...	(0:09:18.82)
▶ Toto : Ciel's asking me about myself.	(0:09:21.62)
▶ Toto : I need to get it together and answer!	(0:09:24.19)
▶ Toto : Confidence...	(0:09:29.71)
▶ Toto : I wanted confidence.	(0:09:34.22)
▶ Toto : Between my facial scars and my personality...	(0:09:37.73)
▶ Toto : Well, I thought that beating the Demon Lord	(0:09:42.65)
▶ Ciel : That's a bit like me.	(0:10:11.45)
▶ Toto : Oh, right. Ciel was trying to prove herself, too...	(0:10:14.48)
▶ Ciel : In my case, though, confidence was never a question.	(0:10:19.90)
▶ Toto : That's so impressive. She doesn't waver.	(0:10:23.39)
▶ Ciel : Let's both work hard so we can prove ourselves.	(0:10:27.10)
▶ Toto : Right.	(0:10:32.11)
▶ Ciel : Except it'll be you who dies, not the Demon Lord.	(0:10:33.72)
▶ Toto : Still...	(0:10:38.11)
▶ Toto : I keep passing out.	(0:10:39.53)
▶ Toto : I said I'd protect you, but instead, you're worried about me...	(0:10:42.18)
▶ Toto : I feel... so guilty.	(0:10:45.54)
▶ Ciel : I'm not worried.	(0:10:56.59)
▶ Ciel : You already protected me, after all.	(0:11:00.41)
▶ Ciel : Wait, why?!	(0:11:05.68)
▶ Ciel : And that's from just a few words of praise? Maybe I should be worried.	(0:11:09.46)
▶ Gore : Well, look at that.	(0:11:14.25)
▶ Gore : Ciel, you're adorable.	(0:11:16.70)
▶ Anemone : You in love or something?	(0:11:18.72)
▶ Ciel : D-Did you find a job or not?!	(0:11:21.12)
▶ Gore : Sure did. The weapon shop owner asked us to check out the Cave of Lakes.	(0:11:23.07)
▶ Gore : This should get us inside.	(0:11:27.94)
▶ Ciel : Fine, then.	(0:11:29.79)
▶ Ciel : But remember the deal. Don't get in my way.	(0:11:32.03)
▶ Anemone : We know. But are you gonna be able to manage, shorty?	(0:11:37.55)
▶ Ciel : Manage what?	(0:11:42.12)
▶ Anemone : You sure you're not getting too attached?	(0:11:43.34)
▶ Anemone : You want me to do it for you?	(0:11:46.25)
▶ Ciel : You must be joking. Is your brain as rotten as your lungs?	(0:11:48.97)
▶ Anemone : Big talk...	(0:11:53.52)
▶ Ciel : You would know something about that.	(0:11:55.57)
▶ Gore : Stop! Stop it, you two! No interfering, and no infighting, either! Let's go!	(0:11:58.02)
▶ Toto : The Cave of Lakes... a small, dank, unpopular dungeon.	(0:12:04.67)
▶ Toto : Difficulty level E.	(0:12:10.07)
▶ Gore : Is this it?	(0:12:14.34)
▶ Ciel : What a gloomy place.	(0:12:15.63)
▶ Anemone : There really is no one around.	(0:12:17.48)
▶ Gore : Hero Boy is really nervous.	(0:12:22.45)
▶ Anemone : Well, it's his first job.	(0:12:24.84)
▶ Toto : Something about this is more relaxing than when we're just hanging out.	(0:12:27.49)
▶ Toto : Not that I can admit that...	(0:12:32.10)
▶ Ciel : Don't worry, Hero. Our job is just to collect iron ore.	(0:12:34.13)
▶ Ciel : We can take it easy.	(0:12:39.08)
▶ Toto : I'm... front.	(0:12:41.51)
▶ Toto : You all... follow.	(0:12:44.61)
▶ Gore : He meant to say, ＂I'll walk in the front, and you all follow behind me!＂	(0:12:47.81)
▶ Anemone : Anyone could figure that out!	(0:12:51.76)
▶ Gore : Hey, Ciel, why don't you spoil us on how you're gonna kill him?	(0:13:03.70)
▶ Anemone : Want my guess? Summoning some kinda giant monster	(0:13:09.09)
▶ Anemone : like a wyvern or a golem, right?	(0:13:12.74)
▶ Ciel : Of course not. That would be excessive, considering he's only just started adventuring.	(0:13:14.62)
▶ Gore : Didn't you try to use some kind of dragon the other day?	(0:13:20.19)
▶ Ciel : When it comes to first battles, the classic choice would be...	(0:13:24.09)
▶ Toto : An enemy!	(0:13:28.87)
▶ Gore : Oh, how traditional!	(0:13:31.12)
▶ Anemone : A slime? Those things can't kill a single villager, let alone a hero.	(0:13:33.54)
▶ Ciel : Not yet, no.	(0:13:38.91)
▶ Ciel : Now, our dear hero...	(0:13:47.69)
▶ Ciel : Why don't you demonstrate what you're capable of?	(0:13:51.97)
▶ Gore : You want to see what he's capable of?	(0:13:58.52)
▶ Anemone : These slimes look pretty normal to me.	(0:14:01.52)
▶ Anemone : How're they supposed to kill him?	(0:14:04.27)
▶ Toto : You three wait here.	(0:14:19.20)
▶ Toto : I'm going to look around.	(0:14:21.18)
▶ Gore : Kinda saw that coming.	(0:14:24.17)
▶ Anemone : Dude has lightning-fast hands.	(0:14:25.81)
▶ Gore : So, he beat them all. Did you have anything in mind for those slimes?	(0:14:27.79)
▶ Ciel : You didn't notice?	(0:14:32.32)
▶ Anemone : Notice what?	(0:14:33.81)
▶ Ciel : With the dragon yesterday and these slimes, the hero fought without weapons.	(0:14:35.72)
▶ Ciel : Only punches.	(0:14:40.27)
▶ Gore : Isn't that pretty impressive?	(0:14:42.20)
▶ Ciel : Indeed.	(0:14:44.21)
▶ Ciel : But fighting empty-handed presents certain weaknesses.	(0:14:45.82)
▶ Anemone : I get it. Resistance to physical damage.	(0:14:50.06)
▶ Ciel : He might be able to overwhelm small slimes, as we just saw,	(0:14:54.06)
▶ Ciel : but suppose he encounters a bigger, stronger, more viscous slime...	(0:14:58.46)
▶ Ciel : He may prove helpless.	(0:15:02.29)
▶ Gore : Wow, that's a great idea!	(0:15:05.38)
▶ Gore : When I heard about slimes, I thought it'd be more like...	(0:15:08.04)
▶ Gore : Tell me what you want.	(0:15:10.64)
▶ Anemone : That's a hell of a thing to imagine!	(0:15:13.21)
▶ Gore : You understand what I meant, Mone?	(0:15:14.62)
▶ Anemone : How can you be sure one of these super slimes is even around here?	(0:15:19.83)
▶ Ciel : There aren't any.	(0:15:23.36)
▶ Ciel : Which is why I'll make one.	(0:15:25.17)
▶ Toto : Everyone, there don't seem to be any more monsters.	(0:15:30.61)
▶ Toto : Let's head farther in.	(0:15:34.07)
▶ Toto : Where'd that come from?	(0:15:42.00)
▶ Anemone : Is this your skill?	(0:15:44.77)
▶ Ciel : It is. Something like strengthening magic.	(0:15:45.96)
▶ Ciel : I made those puny slimes a bit more impressive.	(0:15:49.10)
▶ Ciel : Let's see if your strikes are effective against this slime, Hero.	(0:15:52.04)
▶ Anemone : It endured the punch!	(0:16:03.44)
▶ Toto : Oh, right. Slimes are supposed to be resilient to physical damage.	(0:16:05.26)
▶ Ciel : And that's not all. Touch a slime emperor carelessly, and...	(0:16:09.23)
▶ Toto : I can't get free.	(0:16:16.35)
▶ Ciel : Be careful, Hero! It digests things by subsuming them like that!	(0:16:18.21)
▶ Toto : O-Okay!	(0:16:24.73)
▶ Gore : You think he's gonna ask for help?	(0:16:27.41)
▶ Anemone : I doubt it.	(0:16:30.60)
▶ Toto : If I can't break free...	(0:16:36.87)
▶ Anemone : No way.	(0:16:46.22)
▶ Gore : Wow! It's huge, but he was able to lift it!	(0:16:47.24)
▶ Anemone : Did that do it?	(0:16:55.53)
▶ Toto : What?!	(0:16:57.75)
▶ Anemone : He's caught!	(0:17:03.63)
▶ Gore : That's kinda naughty!	(0:17:04.89)
▶ Ciel : I have clearly won.	(0:17:07.30)
▶ Toto : Let me go... now!	(0:17:11.25)
▶ Toto : Let me go!	(0:17:13.46)
▶ Toto : Let me go!	(0:17:14.94)
▶ Toto : Let me go!	(0:17:19.30)
▶ Ciel : N-No way...	(0:17:25.64)
▶ Ciel : He vaporized a slime with his voice?	(0:17:27.97)
▶ Ciel : Can I really kill this guy?	(0:17:32.33)
▶ Gore : You wanna keep going, Ciel?	(0:17:37.55)
▶ Ciel : No, I think I'm done for today.	(0:17:39.96)
▶ Anemone : She's so discouraged.	(0:17:43.10)
▶ Gore : Well, now that there are no more slimes in the way, let's grab that iron ore!	(0:17:45.05)
▶ Toto : Yeah!	(0:17:50.63)
▶ Ciel : Yeah...	(0:17:52.52)
▶ Gore : That said, I'm not seeing much.	(0:17:55.57)
▶ Ciel : True.	(0:17:59.21)
▶ Anemone : I found some, Hero.	(0:18:03.73)
▶ Toto : Nicely done, Anemone.	(0:18:05.60)
▶ Anemone : Now, if we can find something to extract it with...	(0:18:07.92)
▶ Toto : Step back.	(0:18:11.30)
▶ Gore : Okay, let's keep this up and bag a nice haul!	(0:18:27.54)
▶ Gore : Hello there!	(0:18:40.38)
▶ Toto : No.	(0:18:49.93)
▶ Toto : Is... Is this too much?	(0:18:53.40)
▶ Toto : Oh, no...	(0:19:11.01)
▶ Toto : T-T-Toto!	(0:19:14.02)
▶ Toto : Uh, no, not exactly...	(0:19:17.39)
▶ Toto : Right!	(0:19:26.18)
▶ Gore : Good for you, Hero Boy.	(0:19:28.62)
▶ Toto : Yes...	(0:19:30.51)
▶ Anemone : You did perform quite well, after all.	(0:19:31.66)
▶ Toto : Oh, no...	(0:19:34.13)
▶ Ciel : How did you get so strong, anyway?	(0:19:35.78)
▶ Toto : W-Well...	(0:19:40.84)
▶ Toto : L-Lifting weights...	(0:19:43.80)
▶ Gore : Who's this?	(0:19:57.96)
▶ Ciel : I believe he was at the weapon shop.	(0:19:59.09)
▶ Anemone : Probably some small-fry hero who likes hazing newbies.	(0:20:01.20)
▶ Gore : I wouldn't worry about it, Hero Boy.	(0:20:29.54)
▶ Gore : You'll outrank him in no time.	(0:20:32.18)
▶ Toto : But... what he says is true.	(0:20:39.81)
▶ Toto : Considering how difficult that cave was... and that I was up against slimes...	(0:20:43.92)
▶ Toto : If I'm having trouble with the easiest type of job, I have a long way to go.	(0:20:47.90)
▶ Toto : Ciel. Anemone. Goa.	(0:20:54.81)
▶ Toto : If you hadn't joined me, I'm sure I'd still be alone...	(0:20:58.92)
▶ Gore : Would you...	(0:21:04.57)
▶ Ciel : ...like to...	(0:21:05.61)
▶ Anemone : ...form a...	(0:21:06.61)
▶ Toto : I have to get stronger and more reliable	(0:21:10.41)
▶ Toto : so that they don't lose faith in me!	(0:21:14.61)
▶ Toto : U-Um... I'm looking forward to... continuing to work with you.	(0:21:20.27)
▶ Ciel : Likewise.	(0:21:29.32)
▶ Anemone : It's a pleasure.	(0:21:30.48)
▶ Gore : Aw, Hero Boy, there's no need to be so formal!	(0:21:31.98)
▶ Toto : Okay. I'll try.	(0:21:36.59)
▶ Gore : Yoo-hoo, Goa here!	(0:23:10.43)
▶ Gore : I'm here to answer your questions!	(0:23:11.94)
▶ Gore : ＂What's your type of man, Goa?＂	(0:23:14.10)
▶ Gore : Well, I'm into the super loyal type!	(0:23:15.96)
▶ Gore : But it's a little dull if they start out that way,	(0:23:17.37)
▶ Gore : so my style is to kinda force them into it!	(0:23:20.06)
▶ Gore : ＂What do you do for a living, Goa?＂	(0:23:22.32)
▶ Gore : Well, technically, I'm the mistress of a pleasure palace,	(0:23:23.94)
▶ Gore : but I spend most of my days wandering around!	(0:23:26.93)
▶ Gore : ＂What do you think of the hero, Goa?＂	(0:23:28.85)
▶ Gore : In one word: fun! I think.	(0:23:31.23)
▶ Gore : I mean, when I'm with him, he gets depressed, and apologetic, and sulky,	(0:23:33.25)
▶ Gore : which never gets boring to watch!	(0:23:36.35)
▶ Gore : Well, here comes a monster, so I'll talk to you all later!	(0:23:38.05)