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▶ Kyon : Shortly after a month had passed since entering school...	(0:00:01.46)
▶ Kyon : ...much like Sisyphus forced to eternally roll a boulder uphill...	(0:00:04.62)
▶ Kyon : ...I'd had my fill of this mandatory morning hiking course.	(0:00:09.66)
▶ Kyon : But then, as if being dealt the final blow...	(0:00:14.31)
▶ Kyon : ...my normal life came to a grinding halt when the incident happened.	(0:00:16.95)
▶ Kyon : N-No.	(0:00:22.03)
▶ Kyon : Began would be more accurate.	(0:00:24.08)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : If there isn't one, I just have to make it myself!	(0:00:27.73)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : A club!	(0:00:30.89)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Assist me.	(0:00:32.24)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : I just came up with a name!	(0:00:34.14)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : SOS Brigade!	(0:00:37.41)
▶ Kyon : Thanks to Suzumiya Haruhi...	(0:00:40.52)
▶ Kyon : ...eccentric among eccentrics, my journey through never-ending hell had begun.	(0:00:42.07)
▶ Ryoko Asakura : Good morning!	(0:00:46.24)
▶ Kyon : Good morning.	(0:00:49.06)
▶ Ryoko Asakura : I forgot that I had to do today's class duties.	(0:00:49.85)
▶ Ryoko Asakura : I have to hurry to the staff office and ask for the diary.	(0:00:52.00)
▶ Ryoko Asakura : Sorry!	(0:00:54.87)
▶ Ryoko Asakura : I'm going on ahead!	(0:00:55.58)
▶ Kyon : It's hard to believe a girl like her is in the same class when...	(0:00:57.57)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Hey, Kyon.	(0:01:04.09)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : What else do you think we need?	(0:01:05.28)
▶ Kyon : For what?	(0:01:07.53)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : I really want to get my hands on a mysterious transfer student, don't you think?	(0:01:08.38)
▶ Kyon : I'm begging you.	(0:01:12.37)
▶ Kyon : Establish the context before you start talking.	(0:01:13.42)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : What the SOS Brigade needs!	(0:01:16.12)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : I at least want a mysterious transfer student.	(0:01:18.48)
▶ Kyon : I'd like you to define mysterious first.	(0:01:20.94)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : It hasn't even been two months since the new term began.	(0:01:24.18)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Anyone who transfers in at this point must qualify as mysterious, right?	(0:01:27.28)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : You agree, right?	(0:01:31.72)
▶ Kyon : Maybe the student's dad was suddenly transferred.	(0:01:32.90)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : No!	(0:01:35.50)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : That's abnormal.	(0:01:36.24)
▶ Kyon : What would you consider normal?	(0:01:37.77)
▶ Kyon : I'd like to know that.	(0:01:40.00)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : I wonder if a mysterious transfer student will show up.	(0:01:42.06)
▶ Kyon : In other words, you don't give a damn what I think...	(0:01:46.16)
▶ Kyon : Do you...	(0:01:49.81)
▶ Kyon : It would appear that a rumor had spread that Haruhi and I were plotting something.	(0:03:23.09)
▶ Taniguchi : Say.	(0:03:28.39)
▶ Taniguchi : What are you and Suzumiya up to?	(0:03:29.56)
▶ Taniguchi : Don't tell me you're going out.	(0:03:31.56)
▶ Kyon : Absolutely not.	(0:03:34.31)
▶ Kyon : I'm the one who would like to know exactly what the hell we're doing.	(0:03:35.98)
▶ Taniguchi : Don't overdo it.	(0:03:41.15)
▶ Taniguchi : We're not in middle school anymore.	(0:03:42.74)
▶ Taniguchi : If you render the grounds unusable...	(0:03:44.45)
▶ Taniguchi : ...they'll at least suspend you.	(0:03:46.24)
▶ Kyon : I have to at least prevent Nagato Yuki and Asahina Mikuru-san from coming to any harm.	(0:03:49.45)
▶ Kyon : After the SOS Brigade was founded...	(0:03:56.29)
▶ Kyon : ...the bleakness of the former literary clubroom...	(0:03:58.30)
▶ Kyon : ...was replaced by a growing number of items.	(0:04:00.26)
▶ Kyon : I mean. Is she planning on living here?	(0:04:02.30)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : A computer would be nice, too.	(0:04:07.05)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : We're living in the information age and yet we don't have a single computer...	(0:04:11.02)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : I can't forgive them!	(0:04:14.06)
▶ Kyon : Can't forgive who?	(0:04:15.65)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Then.	(0:04:18.23)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Let's go scrounge one up.	(0:04:19.07)
▶ Kyon : Hey, now.	(0:04:20.48)
▶ Kyon : Do you actually have any leads?	(0:04:21.19)
▶ Kyon : Are you planning on raiding an electronics store?	(0:04:22.53)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Of course not.	(0:04:24.40)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : There's one much closer.	(0:04:25.70)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Hello!	(0:04:28.70)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : We're here to take one set of computer and peripherals!	(0:04:30.74)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Who's the leader?	(0:04:36.17)
▶ Computer Club President : Do you need something?	(0:04:37.75)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : There's only one reason I would come in person to the Computer Research Society.	(0:04:39.67)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : I only need one...	(0:04:44.05)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : ...so give me a computer.	(0:04:45.26)
▶ Computer Club President : What are you talking about?	(0:04:47.18)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : One can't hurt.	(0:04:48.60)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : You've got so many!	(0:04:50.14)
▶ Computer Club President : Now look here.	(0:04:51.64)
▶ Computer Club President : Wait. Who are you people?	(0:04:52.81)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : The SOS Brigade Chief, Suzumiya Haruhi.	(0:04:54.14)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : These two are subordinates #1 and #2.	(0:04:56.90)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : There you have it.	(0:05:01.53)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Stop your grumbling and hand one over.	(0:05:02.73)
▶ Computer Club President : For what reason!?	(0:05:04.95)
▶ Computer Club President : There's no way I would ever do that!	(0:05:06.28)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : I see.	(0:05:11.58)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Well, I have my own ideas about that.	(0:05:13.08)
▶ Kyon : What's this!?	(0:05:22.67)
▶ Computer Club President : Wh-What are you trying to do!?	(0:05:28.39)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Okay!	(0:05:31.14)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : One more shot!	(0:05:31.93)
▶ Computer Club President : What are you doing!?	(0:05:36.44)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.	(0:05:38.94)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : I've got pictures of your sexual harassment now.	(0:05:40.56)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : If you don't want me to spread these pictures around school...	(0:05:44.19)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : ...pay up and hand over a computer.	(0:05:46.90)
▶ Computer Club President : That's ridiculous!	(0:05:49.16)
▶ Computer Club President : You forced me to do it!	(0:05:50.37)
▶ Computer Club President : I'm innocent!	(0:05:52.12)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : And how many people do you think will believe your words?	(0:05:53.99)
▶ Computer Club President : A-All the members here are witnesses!	(0:06:00.46)
▶ EXTRA : That's right!	(0:06:02.92)
▶ EXTRA : It wasn't the prez's fault!	(0:06:04.38)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : I'll say that the whole club was planning on ****-****** her!	(0:06:07.13)
▶ Kyon : That's taking it too far...	(0:06:12.39)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : What will it be?	(0:06:14.01)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Are you going to hand it over?	(0:06:14.93)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Or not?	(0:06:15.85)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : Su-Suzumiya-san...	(0:06:16.73)
▶ Computer Club President : That's...	(0:06:19.60)
▶ Computer Club President : Take whichever one you want...	(0:06:31.16)
▶ EXTRA : Prez!	(0:06:33.53)
▶ EXTRA : Hang in there!	(0:06:35.12)
▶ EXTRA : Get a hold of yourself!	(0:06:37.16)
▶ EXTRA : It wasn't your fault!	(0:06:38.87)
▶ EXTRA : But!	(0:06:41.17)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Which one's the newest?	(0:06:44.09)
▶ Computer Club President : Why do I have to tell you that!?	(0:06:45.63)
▶ Computer Club President : Damn it.	(0:06:52.30)
▶ Computer Club President : That one.	(0:06:53.18)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : I looked over all the newest models at the computer shop yesterday.	(0:06:54.89)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : This wasn't one of them.	(0:07:00.48)
▶ Computer Club President : W-Wait!	(0:07:05.65)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Give me this one!	(0:07:06.90)
▶ Computer Club President : H-Hold on!	(0:07:08.53)
▶ Computer Club President : We just bought that last month!	(0:07:09.78)
▶ Computer Club President : Take it, you thief.	(0:07:15.33)
▶ Kyon : It's as you say.	(0:07:17.45)
▶ Kyon : We're thieves.	(0:07:18.70)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Come on, Kyon.	(0:07:20.41)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Carry this.	(0:07:22.33)
▶ Kyon : And so, just like that...	(0:07:23.92)
▶ Kyon : ...after blackmailing herself a spanking new computer...	(0:07:26.21)
▶ Kyon : ...Haruhi, discovering that the literary clubroom wasn't equipped for Internet use...	(0:07:29.51)
▶ Kyon : ...summoned the Computer Society's president and members...	(0:07:32.63)
▶ Kyon : ...and had them run a LAN cable between our rooms.	(0:07:34.59)
▶ Kyon : She even had him set it up so we could connect through the school's domain.	(0:07:36.93)
▶ Kyon : This is what you call an extortionist.	(0:07:40.93)
▶ Kyon : Let's go back for now.	(0:07:46.48)
▶ Kyon : Asahina-san.	(0:07:53.20)
▶ Kyon : You shouldn't get involved with such a weird group.	(0:07:54.87)
▶ Kyon : Who knows what else she'll do to you.	(0:07:58.49)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : No.	(0:08:03.83)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : It's okay.	(0:08:04.96)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : You're also here, aren't you?	(0:08:10.80)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : This was probably an inevitability on this time plane.	(0:08:16.85)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : And I'm concerned about why Nagato-san is here.	(0:08:24.14)
▶ Kyon : What about it?	(0:08:27.19)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : No.	(0:08:29.32)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : It's nothing.	(0:08:30.28)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : I may be inexperienced...	(0:08:32.69)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : ...but I hope to get along with everyone.	(0:08:35.03)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : Also, if you'd like...	(0:08:38.07)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : ...please call me Mikuru-chan.	(0:08:41.41)
▶ Kyon : Well...	(0:08:45.25)
▶ Kyon : What was next?	(0:08:46.42)
▶ Kyon : So? Who's going to make it?	(0:08:51.05)
▶ Kyon : That site or whatever.	(0:08:53.09)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : You.	(0:08:54.80)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : You've got time, don't you?	(0:08:55.76)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Make it.	(0:08:57.18)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : I have to find more members.	(0:08:58.43)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Have it finished in a day or two.	(0:09:01.56)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : We can't participate in any activities until a site's up.	(0:09:04.02)
▶ Kyon : Making a website, huh...	(0:09:12.61)
▶ Kyon : And despite all the grumbling, I actually enjoyed making it.	(0:09:15.28)
▶ Kyon : The Computer Society had installed most of the necessary programs so it was pretty simple.	(0:09:18.49)
▶ Kyon : Not a bad way to kill time during lunch break.	(0:09:23.37)
▶ Kyon : Speaking of which, what am I supposed to put on here?	(0:09:27.00)
▶ Kyon : After all, I still have no idea what the SOS Brigade does.	(0:09:29.96)
▶ Kyon : Nagato.	(0:09:35.22)
▶ Kyon : Do you have anything you want to put on the site?	(0:09:36.09)
▶ Yuki Nagato : Nothing.	(0:09:38.18)
▶ Kyon : Not that I care, but...	(0:09:43.31)
▶ Kyon : ...she does go to class, right?	(0:09:45.14)
▶ Kyon : Crap.	(0:10:01.37)
▶ Kyon : Time for class.	(0:10:02.28)
▶ Yuki Nagato : Here.	(0:10:06.83)
▶ Yuki Nagato : I'll lend you this.	(0:10:08.04)
▶ Kyon : I still have my misgivings...	(0:10:26.47)
▶ Kyon : ...so why is it that I continue commuting to the clubroom?	(0:10:29.02)
▶ Kyon : Why, indeed...	(0:10:32.56)
▶ Kyon : Is this the power of habit?	(0:10:34.36)
▶ Kyon : What a riot.	(0:10:36.53)
▶ Kyon : 'Sup!	(0:10:38.74)
▶ Kyon : And yeah. Are these two really that bored?	(0:10:41.16)
▶ Kyon : Though I guess I'm not one to talk.	(0:10:44.37)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : Where's Suzumiya-san?	(0:10:46.95)
▶ Kyon : Beats me.	(0:10:48.71)
▶ Kyon : She was already gone during sixth period.	(0:10:49.66)
▶ Kyon : Perhaps she's off extorting more equipment.	(0:10:52.71)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : Will I be forced to do something like yesterday again...	(0:10:57.26)
▶ Kyon : Do not worry.	(0:11:00.72)
▶ Kyon : Next time, I'll do everything I can to prevent it.	(0:11:02.26)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : Really?	(0:11:05.26)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : Thank you!	(0:11:06.93)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : I'm counting on you then!	(0:11:08.27)
▶ Kyon : You can count on me.	(0:11:10.31)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Ya-hoo!	(0:11:11.85)
▶ Kyon : Yahoo?	(0:11:14.40)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : First up is this!	(0:11:20.28)
▶ Kyon : A proclamation of the SOS Brigade creed...	(0:11:21.70)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : And this.	(0:11:27.87)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Ta-ta-ta-da!	(0:11:29.41)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : We're going to distribute flyers wearing these.	(0:11:32.08)
▶ Kyon : Where at?	(0:11:34.46)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : The front gate.	(0:11:35.63)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : There should be plenty of students heading home right now.	(0:11:36.71)
▶ Kyon : So?	(0:11:39.05)
▶ Kyon : What are we wearing?	(0:11:39.55)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : I wasn't talking about you.	(0:11:40.67)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Mikuru-chan's the one who's wearing this.	(0:11:42.34)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : Yes?	(0:11:44.30)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Bunny girl!	(0:11:45.22)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : Um... Um...	(0:11:46.60)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : What do you...	(0:11:47.93)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Come on!	(0:11:49.27)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Get changed! Get changed!	(0:11:49.89)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : I don't want to!	(0:11:50.93)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Shut up!	(0:11:51.77)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Take it off! Take it off!	(0:11:52.56)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : No!	(0:11:53.77)
▶ Kyon : Hey, Suzumiya!	(0:11:55.23)
▶ Kyon : What are you doing!?	(0:11:56.44)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : No!	(0:11:57.23)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : Don't look!	(0:11:58.65)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Come on! Do as I say!	(0:12:01.19)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : There!	(0:12:03.28)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Take it all off!	(0:12:05.99)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : No!	(0:12:13.16)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : At least let me undress myself...	(0:12:15.33)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : N-No!	(0:12:18.46)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Come on in!	(0:12:22.76)
▶ Kyon : She's like some evil feudal lord.	(0:12:24.18)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : What do you think?	(0:12:27.72)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : This'll be perfect for attracting attention, right?	(0:12:28.72)
▶ Kyon : More like suck in attention...	(0:12:31.02)
▶ Kyon : What about Nagato?	(0:12:33.14)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : I could only buy two of them.	(0:12:34.44)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : I got the full set so it was expensive.	(0:12:36.60)
▶ Kyon : Where do they sell this stuff?	(0:12:39.15)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : I ordered it online.	(0:12:40.86)
▶ Kyon : I see.	(0:12:42.44)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : I'm off then!	(0:12:43.86)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Let's go, Mikuru-chan!	(0:12:45.99)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : No!	(0:12:48.99)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Let's go!	(0:12:52.16)
▶ Kyon : Sorry.	(0:12:56.17)
▶ Kyon : To be honest, I can't get enough of that outfit.	(0:12:57.54)
▶ Kyon : My passion is running wild.	(0:13:01.46)
▶ Kyon : Wha—	(0:13:10.01)
▶ Kyon : Good grief...	(0:13:18.31)
▶ Kyon : I can still feel their body heat.	(0:13:20.69)
▶ Kyon : It's all warm.	(0:13:22.19)
▶ Kyon : A proclamation of the SOS Brigade creed...	(0:13:28.45)
▶ Kyon : Our SOS Brigade is looking for mysteries of the world.	(0:13:31.79)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Our SOS Brigade is looking for mysteries of the world.	(0:13:31.79)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : People who have experienced something mysterious in the past...	(0:13:36.46)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : People who have run into something mysterious recently...	(0:13:39.38)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : People who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future...	(0:13:43.34)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : If any of the above apply to you, come see us!	(0:13:46.38)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : We will solve your problem on the spot!	(0:13:49.76)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : However, a normal mystery will not do.	(0:13:52.01)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : It has to be a mystery that wows us!	(0:13:54.89)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Make note of that!	(0:13:58.19)
▶ Kyon : I think I'm starting to understand the purpose of this brigade.	(0:13:59.98)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : I'm pissed!	(0:14:09.16)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : What's with those stupid teachers?	(0:14:10.66)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : They're such a pain! A pain!	(0:14:12.45)
▶ Kyon : Was there some kind of a problem?	(0:14:13.70)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Way beyond that!	(0:14:16.08)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : We hadn't even distributed half the flyers...	(0:14:17.33)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : ...and the teachers told us to stop!	(0:14:19.21)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Who do they think they are!?	(0:14:21.29)
▶ Kyon : If two bunny girls...	(0:14:22.84)
▶ Kyon : ...start handing out flyers at the front gate...	(0:14:24.55)
▶ Kyon : ...people who aren't teachers will come running.	(0:14:26.55)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Mikuru-chan started sobbing...	(0:14:28.22)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : I was dragged to the student guidance office...	(0:14:30.72)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Even that handball moron Okabe was brought in!	(0:14:33.26)
▶ Kyon : They were probably all on the verge of tears.	(0:14:35.77)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Man...	(0:14:38.98)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : That's enough for today!	(0:14:40.06)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Dismissed!	(0:14:41.98)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : How long are you going to keep crying!?	(0:14:45.82)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Come on!	(0:14:47.40)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Get changed!	(0:14:47.86)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : Kyon-kun.	(0:14:58.08)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : If I become ruined for marriage...	(0:14:59.75)
▶ Mikuru Asahina : ...will you take me?	(0:15:02.75)
▶ Kyon : What should I say?	(0:15:09.55)
▶ Kyon : Asahina-san.	(0:15:11.09)
▶ Kyon : From behind, you look like a student who just failed to get into college.	(0:15:12.22)
▶ Kyon : Or a salaryman after buying a house beyond his budget.	(0:15:15.68)
▶ Kyon : Wait.	(0:15:20.98)
▶ Kyon : You're going to call me that, too?	(0:15:21.77)
▶ Kyon : The next day, the name Suzumiya Haruhi had transcended mere notoriety...	(0:15:26.44)
▶ Kyon : ...and became common knowledge for all students.	(0:15:29.94)
▶ Taniguchi : Man, Kyon.	(0:15:33.82)
▶ Taniguchi : You've finally become one of Suzumiya's merry friends.	(0:15:35.33)
▶ Kyon : Shut up.	(0:15:40.20)
▶ Kyon : What's even worse is that...	(0:15:41.71)
▶ Kyon : ...Asahina-san's name and mine had become associated with hers.	(0:15:43.79)
▶ Kunikida : I was really surprised yesterday.	(0:15:47.30)
▶ Kunikida : I mean, there were bunny girls standing at the front gate.	(0:15:49.80)
▶ Kunikida : Huh...	(0:15:52.47)
▶ Kunikida : The other one was that second-year, Asahina-san, right?	(0:15:53.18)
▶ Taniguchi : The whole school has their attention on you guys now.	(0:15:55.39)
▶ Ryoko Asakura : What is this SOS Brigade?	(0:15:59.14)
▶ Kyon : Ask Suzumiya.	(0:16:03.52)
▶ Kyon : I have no idea.	(0:16:05.36)
▶ Kyon : Don't want to know either.	(0:16:06.81)
▶ Ryoko Asakura : It looks like you people are having fun.	(0:16:08.11)
▶ Ryoko Asakura : But I think that was going a bit too far.	(0:16:11.03)
▶ Kyon : Asahina-san was absent from school that day.	(0:16:14.61)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Why don't we ever get e-mails?	(0:16:18.66)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : After all that publicity!	(0:16:21.08)
▶ Kyon : There aren't any people curious enough to want to get involved after witnessing your publicity.	(0:16:22.75)
▶ Kyon : I'll admit that you've made us famous though.	(0:16:26.79)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Huh?	(0:16:30.09)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Is Mikuru-chan absent today?	(0:16:31.21)
▶ Kyon : She might not ever come back.	(0:16:33.84)
▶ Kyon : I hope she doesn't become traumatized by the ordeal.	(0:16:35.72)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : I even brought a new outfit for her.	(0:16:38.10)
▶ Kyon : Wear it yourself.	(0:16:41.22)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : Of course! I'm going to wear it, too.	(0:16:42.60)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : But it's no fun when Mikuru-chan isn't here!	(0:16:44.73)
▶ Kyon : You could have Nagato wear it.	(0:16:47.77)
▶ Kyon : She'd probably put it on without any complaints.	(0:16:49.57)
▶ Kyon : And I get the feeling I wouldn't mind seeing that.	(0:16:51.99)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : The SOS Brigade was just formed and we're already sitting around doing nothing.	(0:16:57.28)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : I wonder if they're all holding back.	(0:17:00.87)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : They want to keep the mystery to themselves?	(0:17:03.45)
▶ Kyon : Hey, Haruhi.	(0:17:05.50)
▶ Kyon : If you ask anybody here...	(0:17:06.83)
▶ Kyon : ...they'll say, "No, there aren't any."	(0:17:08.33)
▶ Kyon : There's no way this little public high school would have mysteries bouncing around.	(0:17:10.84)
▶ Kyon : You understand, right?	(0:17:16.30)
▶ Kyon : The truth is that you understand, right?	(0:17:17.80)
▶ Kyon : Just that you have nowhere to vent the frustrations of youth...	(0:17:20.47)
▶ Kyon : ...and that restlessness is leading you down a different path.	(0:17:23.56)
▶ Kyon : Snap out of it already.	(0:17:27.10)
▶ Kyon : How about you go find some handsome guy and walk home from school together...	(0:17:29.15)
▶ Kyon : ...or go see a movie on Sundays?	(0:17:32.69)
▶ Kyon : And join some sports club and knock yourself out.	(0:17:35.19)
▶ Kyon : They'd make you a regular member in a flash.	(0:17:38.74)
▶ Haruhi Suzumiya : I'm going home!	(0:17:42.04)
▶ Kyon : Well...	(0:17:52.25)
▶ Kyon : I'm going home, too.	(0:17:52.96)
▶ Yuki Nagato : Did you read it?	(0:17:55.51)
▶ Kyon : Read what?	(0:17:57.13)
▶ Yuki Nagato : The book.	(0:17:59.97)
▶ Kyon : No, not yet...	(0:18:01.76)
▶ Kyon : Should I return it?	(0:18:03.68)
▶ Yuki Nagato : Not necessary.	(0:18:05.31)
▶ Kyon : But man...	(0:18:07.10)
▶ Kyon : She's never one to mince words, huh...	(0:18:07.85)
▶ Yuki Nagato : Read it today.	(0:18:11.65)
▶ Yuki Nagato : As soon as you get home.	(0:18:13.98)
▶ Kyon : I understand.	(0:18:18.15)
▶ Kyon's Sister : Where are you going, Kyon-kun?	(0:18:39.63)
▶ Kyon : Station.	(0:18:41.51)
▶ Kyon : Don't talk while eating.	(0:18:42.51)
▶ Kyon : Was today okay?	(0:18:57.61)
▶ Kyon : Were you possibly waiting here yesterday as well?	(0:19:01.28)
▶ Kyon : Why here?	(0:19:04.95)
▶ Yuki Nagato : This way.	(0:19:07.37)
▶ Kyon : Where's your family?	(0:19:30.35)
▶ Yuki Nagato : They aren't here.	(0:19:32.15)
▶ Kyon : Well...	(0:19:33.60)
▶ Kyon : I can see that...	(0:19:34.86)
▶ Kyon : Are they out?	(0:19:37.48)
▶ Yuki Nagato : I am the only one who is ever here.	(0:19:39.11)
▶ Kyon : You're living alone?	(0:19:42.32)
▶ Yuki Nagato : Yes.	(0:19:44.03)
▶ Kyon : So what did you want?	(0:19:46.37)
▶ Yuki Nagato : Drink.	(0:19:53.33)
▶ Yuki Nagato : Is it good?	(0:19:58.88)
▶ Kyon : I'm gonna explode.	(0:20:29.66)
▶ Kyon : Uh...	(0:20:31.79)
▶ Kyon : Could you tell me why you brought me here?	(0:20:33.08)
▶ Kyon : What is it that you couldn't tell me at school?	(0:20:40.05)
▶ Yuki Nagato : About Suzumiya Haruhi.	(0:20:48.97)
▶ Yuki Nagato : And myself.	(0:20:52.43)
▶ Yuki Nagato : That is what I need to talk about.	(0:20:57.52)
▶ Kyon : What about Suzumiya and you?	(0:21:02.15)
▶ Yuki Nagato : It is difficult to convey in words.	(0:21:08.82)
▶ Yuki Nagato : Discrepancies may arise during the transmission of data.	(0:21:11.33)
▶ Yuki Nagato : Regardless...	(0:21:15.54)
▶ Yuki Nagato : ...listen.	(0:21:17.04)
▶ Yuki Nagato : Suzumiya Haruhi and I are not ordinary humans.	(0:21:20.17)
▶ Kyon : I kind of knew that already.	(0:21:24.30)
▶ Yuki Nagato : That isn't what I mean.	(0:21:27.43)
▶ Yuki Nagato : I am not referring to the absence of universally accepted personality traits...	(0:21:31.35)
▶ Yuki Nagato : I mean what I said.	(0:21:36.23)
▶ Yuki Nagato : She and I are different from the vast majority of humans like yourself.	(0:21:38.06)
▶ Yuki Nagato : An organic life contact-purpose humanoid interface...	(0:21:44.28)
▶ Yuki Nagato : ...created by the Data Integration Thought Entity which supervises this galaxy.	(0:21:49.74)
▶ Yuki Nagato : That would be me.	(0:21:55.83)
▶ Kyon : Say what?	(0:21:59.17)
▶ Yuki Nagato : In more common terminology...	(0:22:00.58)
▶ Yuki Nagato : ...I would be classified as an alien.	(0:22:03.71)
▶ Kyon : Alien?	(0:22:09.76)