▶  Kazuma Satou All right...  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Create Water!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Well, that's about what I'd   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Now that I've learned a skill,   
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford Kazuma!  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford Look!  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford I repaired my armor with the   
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford and it's so shiny now! What do you think?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Looks like the sort of armor some   
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford There are times when I'd like   
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford You never show any mercy, do you, Kazuma?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou I don't have time to pay   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Do something about that pervert who's   
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▶  Megumin Irresistible. Irresistible!  
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▶  Megumin The luster of this Manatite staff   
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▶  Aqua What was that?!  
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▶  Aqua Hey, you, what's the meaning of this?!  
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▶  Aqua Just how many cabbages do you think I caught?!  
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▶  Luna W-Well...  
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▶  Aqua What?  
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▶  Luna Most of what you caught is actually lettuce...  
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▶  Aqua Why is there lettuce mixed in?!  
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▶  Luna Th-There's nothing I can do about it!  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford It is 
 true that lettuce has   
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▶  Aqua I went through a lot of   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Is it? I wouldn't know.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Oh, she's coming this way. This isn't good.  
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▶  Aqua Kazuma-san!  
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▶  Aqua About how much was your   
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▶  Kazuma Satou About a million.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Yes.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Thanks to the quest that was   
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▶  Kazuma Satou I suddenly obtained a small fortune.  
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▶  EXTRA  : Episode 4  
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  EXTRA  : "Explosion Magic for This Formidable Enemy!" (0:02:38.16b ) 
  
  
 
  
▶  Megumin A million...  
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▶  Aqua A million...  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford A million...  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Many of the cabbages I harvested  
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▶  Kazuma Satou were apparently packed with lots of XP.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou I guess high luck makes all the difference.  
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▶  Aqua K-Kazuma-sama,  
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▶  Aqua I've thought this for quite   
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▶  Aqua fairly cool, you know?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou If nothing praiseworthy about me   
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▶  Aqua K-Kazuma-san!  
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▶  Aqua I thought my reward for this   
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▶  Aqua so I used up all the money I had!  
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▶  Aqua In fact, I expected to   
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▶  Aqua so I have a bar tab of nearly 100,000 eris!  
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▶  Aqua You know what's next.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou What do I care?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou You're the one who suggested we each   
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▶  Aqua But that was because I thought   
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▶  Kazuma Satou You're real scum.  
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▶  Aqua Please, lend me money!  
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▶  Aqua Just enough to pay my tab is plenty!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Shut up, you useless goddess!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou I'm going to use this money to escape   
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▶  Aqua Well, you are 
 a boy,  
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▶  Aqua and I know you rustle around   
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▶  Aqua so I'm sure you'd like a private   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Got it! All right, I got it!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou I'll lend you the money, so shut up!  
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▶  Aqua Kazuma, allies sure are great!  
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▶  Aqua We're the greatest party ever!  
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▶  EXTRA  : Oh, thanks for your business.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Damn her...  
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▶  EXTRA  : The Next Day  
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▶  Megumin Kazuma looks like a real adventurer now.  
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▶  Aqua Wearing a tracksuit ruins   
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford Fantasy feel?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou It's elementary, but I did   
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▶  Kazuma Satou I was thinking of going for a   
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▶  Aqua Only the things you say sound mature...  
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▶  Megumin Let's go on a kill quest right away, then.  
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▶  Megumin One with lots of small-fry monsters!  
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▶  Megumin I want to test out my new staff's magic power!  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford No, one with super strong monsters   
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▶  Aqua No, let's do a profitable quest!  
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▶  Aqua I paid my tab, so I don't have to   
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▶  Kazuma Satou They're not on the same page at all!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Okay, it's the giant toads' mating season,  
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▶  Kazuma Satou and I hear they're infesting   
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▶  Megumin No frogs!  
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  Aqua Not the frogs! (0:05:36.06b ) 
  
  
 
  
▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford Why?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Oh, these two have been traumatized by frogs.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou They got eaten head-first   
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford Covered in slime?!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou You're turned on right now, aren't you?  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford I am not.  
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▶  EXTRA  : KONOSUBA!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Huh? What's going on?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou There are hardly any requests.  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford Kazuma! This is it! Let's do this one!  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford A kill quest for a giant   
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▶  Kazuma Satou No! No way!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou What's this all about?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou There are only high-difficulty quests left!  
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▶  Luna I am very sorry.  
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▶  Luna The truth is, one of the Devil King's top   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Huh?  
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▶  Luna All the weak monsters in the area have   
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▶  Luna so there's been a sharp decline in requests.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou What?  
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▶  Aqua Honestly... I don't care if he's   
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▶  Aqua If he's an undead, just watch me!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou So this means that  
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▶  Kazuma Satou until capable adventurers and knights   
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▶  Kazuma Satou we won't be able to find any decent work?  
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▶  Aqua Look, this is incredible! It's such fine work!  
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▶  Aqua I wonder if the sale price will go up.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou A thrilling adventure in a parallel world, huh?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Say, if you want to do magical training,   
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▶  Megumin If I did that, who would carry me home?  
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▶  Megumin After one shot, I can't move anymore.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Is she  
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▶  Kazuma Satou going to make me tag along for this every day?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Hey, right here's fine, isn't it?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Just use your magic on   
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▶  Megumin I can't do that!  
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▶  Megumin If I don't do it somewhere far from town,   
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▶  Kazuma Satou You just said "again," didn't you?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Did they get mad and call you a   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Guess we have no choice...  
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▶  Megumin Is that an abandoned castle?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou It's so eerie.  
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▶  Megumin I'll use that!  
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▶  Megumin Surely nobody will complain   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Uh, yeah...  
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▶  Megumin Crimson-black blaze,   
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▶  Megumin though I promulgate the laws of nature,  
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▶  Megumin I am the alias of destruction incarnate  
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▶  Megumin in accordance with the   
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▶  Megumin Let the hammer of eternity descend unto me!  
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▶  Megumin Explosion!  
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▶  Megumin Burn to ashes within the crimson.  
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▶  Megumin This is fantastic...  
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▶  Kazuma Satou And that's how  
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▶  Kazuma Satou my new daily routine with Megumin began.  
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▶  Aqua It's cheap, dirt cheap! Fresh cabbage!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Left dead broke, Aqua worked hard   
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▶  Aqua How about some, ma'am?   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Darkness said she was going to do weight   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Megumin, who had nothing in particular to do,  
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▶  Kazuma Satou commuted to that abandoned castle every day   
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▶  Megumin Explosion!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou On cold, rainy evenings...  
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▶  Megumin —plosion!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou On calm, early afternoons,   
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▶  Megumin —sion!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou On invigorating, early morning walks...  
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▶  Megumin Explosion-plosion! Explosion-plosion!  
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▶  Megumin —on!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou I'd give that one 60 points, I think.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou It was lacking in volume.  
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▶  Megumin Explosion!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou No matter the occasion,  
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▶  Megumin Explosion...  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Megumin unleashed magic upon that   
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▶  Megumin Explosion!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou I kept close, observing her magic,  
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▶  Kazuma Satou and eventually came to   
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▶  Kazuma Satou of each day's explosion magic.  
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▶  Megumin Explosion!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou It feels pretty good today.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou The explosion's shock waves practically   
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▶  Kazuma Satou and yet the delayed vibrations of   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Nice explosion!  
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▶  Megumin Nice explosion!  
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▶  Megumin You've come to understand the   
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▶  Megumin How about it?  
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▶  Megumin Why not learn explosion magic for real?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou It could be fun to acquire it in   
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▶  Megumin That's a great attitude.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou The future, huh?  
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▶  Aqua I'm back!  
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▶  Aqua Take a look at this!  
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▶  Aqua We had some cooking leftover,   
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▶  Aqua It's a huge score!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Hey, Aqua, I don't want to say this, but...  
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▶  Aqua What?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou To be blunt, I'm starting to think we're   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Listen.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou I never had any amazing powers like   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Shouldn't some group endowed with   
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▶  Kazuma Satou and so forth be sent in to fight   
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▶  Aqua Don't say that! I'll never be   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Save lines like that for after you've   
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▶  Kazuma Satou like guiding the hero or buying   
  (0:11:16.16 ) 
  
  
 
  
▶  Kazuma Satou until the hero can stand on his own.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou You deadbeat who's only   
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▶  Kazuma Satou That's the situation, so come up with some   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Also, hurry up and teach me recovery magic,   
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▶  Aqua No!  
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▶  Aqua Anything but my recovery magic!  
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▶  Aqua Don't take away my reason for being!  
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▶  Aqua You've got me for that! Isn't that enough?!  
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▶  Megumin Your verbal lashings are pretty nasty.  
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▶  Aqua Meanie! Demon! Brute!  
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▶  Megumin Most women would cry if you said what   
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford If you're feeling stressed out,  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford I wouldn't mind if you   
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▶  Aqua You're so cruel!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Why you little...  
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▶  Luna Emergency! Emergency!  
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▶  Luna All adventurers, please arm yourselves at once  
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▶  Luna and gather at the front gate   
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▶  Ruffian That's no laughing matter!  
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▶  Aqua What is it?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Hey, what's going on?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou He looks crazy strong!  
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▶  Verdia I'm the leader from the Devil King's army  
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▶  Verdia who moved into a nearby castle recently.  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford That's Dullahan?  
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▶  Verdia Day after day, after day, after day!  
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▶  Verdia Wh-Who's the screw-loose imbecile   
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▶  Verdia at my castle every single day?!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou One of the Devil King's top leaders  
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▶  Kazuma Satou was utterly enraged with us.  
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▶  Verdia Day after day, after day, after day!  
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▶  Verdia Who's the screw-loose imbecile who keeps  
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▶  Verdia firing explosion magic at my castle?!  
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▶  EXTRA  : Explosion magic?  
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▶  EXTRA  : Who comes to mind that   
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▶  EXTRA  : If we're talking explosion magic...  
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▶  EXTRA  : Huh? M-Me?!  
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▶  EXTRA  : Why are you looking at me?  
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▶  EXTRA  : I can't use explosion magic!  
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▶  EXTRA  : Um, I'm still a novice.  
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▶  EXTRA  : Uh, I really didn't do it! Please, believe me!  
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▶  EXTRA  : I don't want to die yet!  
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▶  EXTRA  : I have little brothers to take care of!  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford Megumin?  
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▶  Verdia So it was you?  
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▶  Verdia You're the imbecile who fired explosion   
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▶  Verdia If you're picking a fight with awareness   
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▶  Verdia come attack my castle fair and square!  
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▶  Verdia If you don't have the nerve,  
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▶  Verdia then stay in the city, trembling in fear!  
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▶  Verdia Tell me, why the underhanded harassment?!  
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▶  Verdia Just because we left this city alone since   
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▶  Verdia don't get cocky and make my castle go boom,   
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▶  Verdia Are you crazy, you wench?!  
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▶  Megumin My name is Megumin!  
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▶  Megumin An arch wizard who commands explosion magic!  
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▶  Verdia What's "Megumin" supposed to be?  
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▶  Verdia Are you making a fool of me?  
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▶  Megumin N-No!  
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▶  Megumin I am a crimson demon,   
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▶  Megumin Firing explosion magic at you   
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▶  Megumin to lure you, a leader in the   
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▶  Megumin You fell for it, and came to this city alone.  
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▶  Megumin Seems you're out of luck.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou When did this turn into a strategy?  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford Not to mention she just proclaimed   
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▶  Aqua Shh! Do her a favor and keep quiet!  
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▶  Aqua She hasn't used explosion magic yet today,  
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▶  Aqua and she has lots of adventurers behind her,  
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▶  Aqua so she's acting tough.  
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▶  Aqua This is the good part,   
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▶  Verdia Very well.  
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▶  Verdia It's not as though I came to this   
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▶  Verdia I'll likely be staying in that   
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▶  Verdia so don't use your explosion  
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▶  Megumin Impossible.  
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▶  Megumin We crimson demons must unleash   
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▶  Verdia H-Hey, I've never heard   
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▶  Verdia Don't make up convenient lies!  
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▶  Verdia Are you saying you don't intend to stop   
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▶  Megumin Yes.  
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▶  Verdia I may have given myself up to evil,   
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▶  Verdia I'm not interested in mowing   
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▶  Megumin You can't act so composed for long.  
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▶  Megumin Teacher, if you would!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Hey.  
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▶  Aqua Guess I have no choice.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Huh?!  
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▶  Aqua I don't care if you're one   
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▶  Aqua Coming here while I'm around was bad luck!  
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▶  Aqua I can't accept any decent   
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▶  Aqua Now, are you ready?!  
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▶  Verdia What do we have here?  
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▶  Verdia An arch priest?  
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▶  Verdia I am 
 one of the top leaders   
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▶  Verdia I'm not so lowly that I'd be purified   
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▶  Verdia I know.  
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▶  Verdia Why don't I make that crimson   
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▶  Aqua I'll purify you with my prayer!  
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▶  Verdia You're too late!  
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▶  Verdia I sentence thee to death.  
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▶  Verdia You will die in one week.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Darkness!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Damn, he got us! A death sentence?  
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▶  Megumin Darkness! Darkness!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Are you all right?  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford It doesn't appear to be serious...  
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▶  Verdia It appears this method may actually   
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▶  Verdia tightly-knit adventurers such as yourselves.  
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▶  Verdia Listen, crimson demon girl.  
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▶  Verdia That crusader will die in one week's time.  
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▶  Verdia Your precious ally  
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▶  Verdia will suffer as she trembles   
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▶  Verdia Yes, because of you!  
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▶  Verdia Watch as your ally suffers  
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▶  Verdia for the next week and   
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▶  Verdia You should have just done as I said.  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford How terrible...  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford You're basically saying you   
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford and to obey your orders   
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford Is that 
 what you're after?!  
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▶  Verdia Huh?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou I don't even want to understand   
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford I won't give in to a mere curse!  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford I won't give in, but...  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford Wh-What should I do, Kazuma?  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Yes, I'm Kazuma.  
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▶  Verdia Look at Dullahan's filthy eyes,   
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▶  Verdia Huh?  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford Those are the eyes of a degenerate who   
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▶  Verdia Huh? What?  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford tell me to shut up and submit to   
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford and demand I perform hardcore   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Huh?  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford You may do as you please with my body,  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford but don't think you'll be free to   
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford A lady knight imprisoned in a castle,  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford having outrageous demands made   
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford Oh, what should I do?!   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Yes, yes, I'm Kazuma.  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford This is an unexpectedly moe situation!  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford I don't want to go.  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford I don't want to go, but I have no choice!  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford I'll resist as long as I can,   
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford Okay, I'll be back!  
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▶  Verdia What a maniac...  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Stop! Don't go!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou You're bothering that Dullahan guy!  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford Let go!  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford Don't stop me!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Pitiful...  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford Cut it out!  
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▶  Verdia A-Anyway!  
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▶  Verdia Stop firing explosion magic at my castle!  
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▶  Verdia And you, crimson demon girl!  
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▶  Verdia If you wish to lift the curse on   
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▶  Verdia If you're able to make it all the   
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▶  Verdia However, will you all really   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Hey, where do you think you're going?  
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▶  Megumin I'm going to go to the castle,  
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▶  Megumin nail Dullahan with a direct   
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▶  Megumin and lift the curse on Darkness.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou You know I'm going with you.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou If you go alone, you'll use   
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▶  Kazuma Satou and then it'll be all over.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Besides,  
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▶  Kazuma Satou I'm the fool who went with you every day  
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▶  Kazuma Satou and didn't realize the castle belonged   
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▶  Megumin Shall we go together, then?  
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▶  Megumin However, I hear there's a   
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▶  Megumin That means weapons won't work very well.  
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▶  Megumin My magic should be more effective.  
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▶  Megumin So...  
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▶  Megumin Please rely on me at times like these!  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford Don't...  
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▶  Lalatina Dustiness Ford Give it up, you two.   
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▶  Kazuma Satou Hey, Darkness! We'll definitely   
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▶  Kazuma Satou So rest assured—  
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▶  Aqua Sacred Break Spell!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Huh?  
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▶  Aqua For me, lifting Dullahan's curse is child's play!  
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▶  Aqua Well? I can be priest-like once  
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▶  Aqua Oh, it was nothing. Actually, maybe it wasn't!  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Megumin and I were so excited.  
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▶  Kazuma Satou Give us back our motivation...  
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▶  Aqua Hup!  
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▶  Aqua Nature's Beauty of victory!  
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▶  Aqua This is the goddess, Aqua. I'm reporting my progress.   
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