▶ Kazuma Satou : All right...
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Create Water!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Well, that's about what I'd expect from elementary magic.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Now that I've learned a skill, maybe I'm a bit more of an adventurer.
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Kazuma!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Look!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I repaired my armor with the reward I got for the cabbages,
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : and it's so shiny now! What do you think?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Looks like the sort of armor some newly-rich aristocrat's son would wear.
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : There are times when I'd like some genuine praise, too.
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You never show any mercy, do you, Kazuma?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I don't have time to pay attention to you right now.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Do something about that pervert who's well on her way to surpassing you.
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▶ Megumin : Irresistible. Irresistible!
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▶ Megumin : The luster of this Manatite staff brimming with magical power...
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▶ Aqua : What was that?!
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▶ Aqua : Hey, you, what's the meaning of this?!
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▶ Aqua : Just how many cabbages do you think I caught?!
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▶ Luna : W-Well...
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▶ Aqua : What?
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▶ Luna : Most of what you caught is actually lettuce...
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▶ Aqua : Why is there lettuce mixed in?!
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▶ Luna : Th-There's nothing I can do about it!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : It is
true that lettuce has a low redemption rate.
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▶ Aqua : I went through a lot of trouble, so do something!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Is it? I wouldn't know.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Oh, she's coming this way. This isn't good.
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▶ Aqua : Kazuma-san!
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▶ Aqua : About how much was your reward from our last quest?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : About a million.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Yes.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Thanks to the quest that was sprung on us out of the blue,
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I suddenly obtained a small fortune.
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▶ EXTRA : Episode 4
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EXTRA : "Explosion Magic for This Formidable Enemy!"
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▶ Megumin : A million...
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : A million...
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▶ Aqua : A million...
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Many of the cabbages I harvested
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▶ Kazuma Satou : were apparently packed with lots of XP.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I guess high luck makes all the difference.
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▶ Aqua : K-Kazuma-sama,
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▶ Aqua : I've thought this for quite some time, but you're, um...
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▶ Aqua : fairly cool, you know?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : If nothing praiseworthy about me comes to mind, don't force it.
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▶ Aqua : K-Kazuma-san!
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▶ Aqua : I thought my reward for this quest would be pretty hefty,
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▶ Aqua : so I used up all the money I had!
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▶ Aqua : In fact, I expected to rake in a bunch of money,
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▶ Aqua : so I have a bar tab of nearly 100,000 eris!
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▶ Aqua : You know what's next.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : What do I care?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : You're the one who suggested we each keep our rewards for ourselves!
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▶ Aqua : But that was because I thought only I'd make a killing off it!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : You're real scum.
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▶ Aqua : Please, lend me money!
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▶ Aqua : Just enough to pay my tab is plenty!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Shut up, you useless goddess!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I'm going to use this money to escape life in the stables once and for all!
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▶ Aqua : Well, you are
a boy,
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▶ Aqua : and I know you rustle around beside me at night sometimes,
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▶ Aqua : so I'm sure you'd like a private room as soon as possible...
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Got it! All right, I got it!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I'll lend you the money, so shut up!
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▶ Aqua : Kazuma, allies sure are great!
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▶ Aqua : We're the greatest party ever!
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▶ EXTRA : Oh, thanks for your business.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Damn her...
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▶ EXTRA : The Next Day
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▶ Megumin : Kazuma looks like a real adventurer now.
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▶ Aqua : Wearing a tracksuit ruins that fantasy feel, doesn't it?
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Fantasy feel?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : It's elementary, but I did acquire a magic skill.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I was thinking of going for a sword mage style, with no shield.
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▶ Aqua : Only the things you say sound mature...
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▶ Megumin : Let's go on a kill quest right away, then.
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▶ Megumin : One with lots of small-fry monsters!
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▶ Megumin : I want to test out my new staff's magic power!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : No, one with super strong monsters that hit with a heavy, pleasant blow!
(0:05:18.21 )
▶ Aqua : No, let's do a profitable quest!
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▶ Aqua : I paid my tab, so I don't have to worry about meal charges today!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : They're not on the same page at all!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Okay, it's the giant toads' mating season,
(0:05:30.75 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : and I hear they're infesting areas near the city...
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▶ Megumin : No frogs!
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Aqua : Not the frogs!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Why?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Oh, these two have been traumatized by frogs.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : They got eaten head-first and covered in slime.
(0:05:43.43 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Covered in slime?!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : You're turned on right now, aren't you?
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I am not.
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▶ EXTRA : KONOSUBA!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Huh? What's going on?
(0:05:56.13 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : There are hardly any requests.
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Kazuma! This is it! Let's do this one!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : A kill quest for a giant beast called Black Fang!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : No! No way!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : What's this all about?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : There are only high-difficulty quests left!
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▶ Luna : I am very sorry.
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▶ Luna : The truth is, one of the Devil King's top leaders moved in near town recently.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Huh?
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▶ Luna : All the weak monsters in the area have gone into hiding because of that,
(0:06:19.10 )
▶ Luna : so there's been a sharp decline in requests.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : What?
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▶ Aqua : Honestly... I don't care if he's a top leader or whatever.
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▶ Aqua : If he's an undead, just watch me!
(0:06:32.12 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : So this means that
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▶ Kazuma Satou : until capable adventurers and knights are sent here from the imperial capital,
(0:06:35.60 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : we won't be able to find any decent work?
(0:06:40.07 )
▶ Aqua : Look, this is incredible! It's such fine work!
(0:06:43.40 )
▶ Aqua : I wonder if the sale price will go up.
(0:06:46.24 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : A thrilling adventure in a parallel world, huh?
(0:06:49.34 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Say, if you want to do magical training, can't you go on your own?
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▶ Megumin : If I did that, who would carry me home?
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▶ Megumin : After one shot, I can't move anymore.
(0:07:05.84 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Is she
(0:07:08.46 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : going to make me tag along for this every day?
(0:07:10.64 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Hey, right here's fine, isn't it?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Just use your magic on whatever and let's go back.
(0:07:17.57 )
▶ Megumin : I can't do that!
(0:07:19.67 )
▶ Megumin : If I don't do it somewhere far from town, I'll be scolded by the guardsmen again.
(0:07:20.85 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : You just said "again," didn't you?
(0:07:25.23 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Did they get mad and call you a nuisance because of the noise?
(0:07:27.61 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Guess we have no choice...
(0:07:33.68 )
▶ Megumin : Is that an abandoned castle?
(0:07:38.46 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : It's so eerie.
(0:07:41.57 )
▶ Megumin : I'll use that!
(0:07:43.39 )
▶ Megumin : Surely nobody will complain if I obliterate that!
(0:07:44.58 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Uh, yeah...
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▶ Megumin : Crimson-black blaze, king of myriad worlds,
(0:07:50.40 )
▶ Megumin : though I promulgate the laws of nature,
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▶ Megumin : I am the alias of destruction incarnate
(0:07:55.31 )
▶ Megumin : in accordance with the principles of all creation.
(0:07:58.19 )
▶ Megumin : Let the hammer of eternity descend unto me!
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▶ Megumin : Explosion!
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▶ Megumin : Burn to ashes within the crimson.
(0:08:18.21 )
▶ Megumin : This is fantastic...
(0:08:23.85 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : And that's how
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▶ Kazuma Satou : my new daily routine with Megumin began.
(0:08:29.29 )
▶ Aqua : It's cheap, dirt cheap! Fresh cabbage!
(0:08:33.40 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Left dead broke, Aqua worked hard at her part-time job every day.
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▶ Aqua : How about some, ma'am? And you, too, mister!
(0:08:36.92 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Darkness said she was going to do weight training back at her family home for a while.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Megumin, who had nothing in particular to do,
(0:08:46.40 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : commuted to that abandoned castle every day and kept unleashing explosion magic on it.
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▶ Megumin : Explosion!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : On cold, rainy evenings...
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▶ Megumin : —plosion!
(0:08:58.05 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : On calm, early afternoons, right after lunch...
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▶ Megumin : —sion!
(0:09:03.39 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : On invigorating, early morning walks...
(0:09:06.65 )
▶ Megumin : Explosion-plosion! Explosion-plosion!
(0:09:06.78 )
▶ Megumin : —on!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I'd give that one 60 points, I think.
(0:09:15.24 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : It was lacking in volume.
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▶ Megumin : Explosion!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : No matter the occasion,
(0:09:21.20 )
▶ Megumin : Explosion...
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Megumin unleashed magic upon that abandoned castle every day.
(0:09:23.49 )
▶ Megumin : Explosion!
(0:09:25.22 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : I kept close, observing her magic,
(0:09:29.06 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : and eventually came to understand the quality
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▶ Kazuma Satou : of each day's explosion magic.
(0:09:37.71 )
▶ Megumin : Explosion!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : It feels pretty good today.
(0:09:58.03 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : The explosion's shock waves practically reverberate through my flesh and bones,
(0:09:59.92 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : and yet the delayed vibrations of the air seem to stroke my skin.
(0:10:04.22 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Nice explosion!
(0:10:09.93 )
▶ Megumin : Nice explosion!
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▶ Megumin : You've come to understand the path of explosions, Kazuma.
(0:10:13.80 )
▶ Megumin : How about it?
(0:10:17.27 )
▶ Megumin : Why not learn explosion magic for real?
(0:10:18.40 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : It could be fun to acquire it in the future, if I can afford to.
(0:10:23.23 )
▶ Megumin : That's a great attitude.
(0:10:27.48 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : The future, huh?
(0:10:36.16 )
▶ Aqua : I'm back!
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▶ Aqua : Take a look at this!
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▶ Aqua : We had some cooking leftover, so they said I could bring it home.
(0:10:41.27 )
▶ Aqua : It's a huge score!
(0:10:44.13 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Hey, Aqua, I don't want to say this, but...
(0:10:46.24 )
▶ Aqua : What?
(0:10:49.21 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : To be blunt, I'm starting to think we're incapable of taking down the Devil King.
(0:10:49.99 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Listen.
(0:10:55.67 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : I never had any amazing powers like the protagonists in fairy tales do.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Shouldn't some group endowed with powerful abilities, equipment,
(0:11:01.48 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : and so forth be sent in to fight the Devil King's army instead?
(0:11:05.10 )
▶ Aqua : Don't say that! I'll never be able to go home that way!
(0:11:08.70 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Save lines like that for after you've done something a goddess would do,
(0:11:11.98 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : like guiding the hero or buying time by sealing the Devil King
(0:11:16.16 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : until the hero can stand on his own.
(0:11:19.17 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : You deadbeat who's only useful for party tricks!
(0:11:21.32 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : That's the situation, so come up with some profitable business that's simple to do.
(0:11:28.25 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Also, hurry up and teach me recovery magic, the last thing you've got going for you.
(0:11:32.87 )
▶ Aqua : No!
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▶ Aqua : Anything but my recovery magic!
(0:11:39.39 )
▶ Aqua : Don't take away my reason for being!
(0:11:41.84 )
▶ Aqua : You've got me for that! Isn't that enough?!
(0:11:44.55 )
▶ Megumin : Your verbal lashings are pretty nasty.
(0:11:49.24 )
▶ Aqua : Meanie! Demon! Brute!
(0:11:49.45 )
▶ Megumin : Most women would cry if you said what was on your mind without holding back.
(0:11:52.66 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : If you're feeling stressed out,
(0:11:57.25 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I wouldn't mind if you verbally abused me instead.
(0:11:59.54 )
▶ Aqua : You're so cruel!
(0:12:05.47 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Why you little...
(0:12:06.95 )
▶ Luna : Emergency! Emergency!
(0:12:09.00 )
▶ Luna : All adventurers, please arm yourselves at once
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▶ Luna : and gather at the front gate of the city, ready for battle!
(0:12:14.50 )
▶ Ruffian : That's no laughing matter!
(0:12:20.94 )
▶ Aqua : What is it?
(0:12:30.89 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Hey, what's going on?
(0:12:31.77 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : He looks crazy strong!
(0:12:33.17 )
▶ Verdia : I'm the leader from the Devil King's army
(0:12:35.78 )
▶ Verdia : who moved into a nearby castle recently.
(0:12:39.88 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : That's Dullahan?
(0:12:42.64 )
▶ Verdia : Day after day, after day, after day!
(0:12:47.25 )
▶ Verdia : Wh-Who's the screw-loose imbecile who keeps firing explosion magic
(0:12:49.34 )
▶ Verdia : at my castle every single day?!
(0:12:53.82 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : One of the Devil King's top leaders
(0:13:01.48 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : was utterly enraged with us.
(0:13:03.47 )
▶ Verdia : Day after day, after day, after day!
(0:13:09.81 )
▶ Verdia : Who's the screw-loose imbecile who keeps
(0:13:12.76 )
▶ Verdia : firing explosion magic at my castle?!
(0:13:15.06 )
▶ EXTRA : Explosion magic?
(0:13:22.33 )
▶ EXTRA : Who comes to mind that can use explosion magic?
(0:13:23.89 )
▶ EXTRA : If we're talking explosion magic...
(0:13:26.41 )
▶ EXTRA : Huh? M-Me?!
(0:13:33.54 )
▶ EXTRA : Why are you looking at me?
(0:13:35.85 )
▶ EXTRA : I can't use explosion magic!
(0:13:37.50 )
▶ EXTRA : Um, I'm still a novice.
(0:13:39.42 )
▶ EXTRA : Uh, I really didn't do it! Please, believe me!
(0:13:41.92 )
▶ EXTRA : I don't want to die yet!
(0:13:44.47 )
▶ EXTRA : I have little brothers to take care of!
(0:13:46.27 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Megumin?
(0:13:51.16 )
▶ Verdia : So it was you?
(0:14:05.82 )
▶ Verdia : You're the imbecile who fired explosion magic at my castle day after day?!
(0:14:10.17 )
▶ Verdia : If you're picking a fight with awareness that I'm a leader in the Devil King's army,
(0:14:15.47 )
▶ Verdia : come attack my castle fair and square!
(0:14:19.00 )
▶ Verdia : If you don't have the nerve,
(0:14:21.00 )
▶ Verdia : then stay in the city, trembling in fear!
(0:14:22.23 )
▶ Verdia : Tell me, why the underhanded harassment?!
(0:14:23.93 )
▶ Verdia : Just because we left this city alone since there's nothing but small fry here,
(0:14:27.22 )
▶ Verdia : don't get cocky and make my castle go boom, boom, boom, boom every single day!
(0:14:30.39 )
▶ Verdia : Are you crazy, you wench?!
(0:14:34.50 )
▶ Megumin : My name is Megumin!
(0:14:39.60 )
▶ Megumin : An arch wizard who commands explosion magic!
(0:14:41.63 )
▶ Verdia : What's "Megumin" supposed to be?
(0:14:47.15 )
▶ Verdia : Are you making a fool of me?
(0:14:49.13 )
▶ Megumin : N-No!
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▶ Megumin : I am a crimson demon, the greatest magician in this city.
(0:14:51.90 )
▶ Megumin : Firing explosion magic at you continuously was a strategy
(0:14:56.55 )
▶ Megumin : to lure you, a leader in the Devil King's army, out here.
(0:14:59.41 )
▶ Megumin : You fell for it, and came to this city alone.
(0:15:03.56 )
▶ Megumin : Seems you're out of luck.
(0:15:06.51 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : When did this turn into a strategy?
(0:15:09.65 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Not to mention she just proclaimed herself the greatest magician in this city.
(0:15:12.36 )
▶ Aqua : Shh! Do her a favor and keep quiet!
(0:15:16.18 )
▶ Aqua : She hasn't used explosion magic yet today,
(0:15:19.53 )
▶ Aqua : and she has lots of adventurers behind her,
(0:15:22.00 )
▶ Aqua : so she's acting tough.
(0:15:24.14 )
▶ Aqua : This is the good part, so stand here and watch!
(0:15:25.36 )
▶ Verdia : Very well.
(0:15:31.11 )
▶ Verdia : It's not as though I came to this land to meddle with you small fry.
(0:15:32.23 )
▶ Verdia : I'll likely be staying in that castle for a while longer,
(0:15:36.52 )
▶ Verdia : so don't use your explosion magic on it again. Got it?
(0:15:40.08 )
▶ Megumin : Impossible.
(0:15:44.59 )
▶ Megumin : We crimson demons must unleash explosion magic once a day, or we'll die.
(0:15:45.58 )
▶ Verdia : H-Hey, I've never heard anything like that before!
(0:15:49.21 )
▶ Verdia : Don't make up convenient lies!
(0:15:52.88 )
▶ Verdia : Are you saying you don't intend to stop using explosion magic, no matter what?
(0:15:55.12 )
▶ Megumin : Yes.
(0:15:59.11 )
▶ Verdia : I may have given myself up to evil, but I was once a knight.
(0:16:00.78 )
▶ Verdia : I'm not interested in mowing down weaklings. However...
(0:16:05.44 )
▶ Megumin : You can't act so composed for long.
(0:16:10.31 )
▶ Megumin : Teacher, if you would!
(0:16:13.64 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Hey.
(0:16:17.02 )
▶ Aqua : Guess I have no choice.
(0:16:18.04 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Huh?!
(0:16:19.44 )
▶ Aqua : I don't care if you're one of the Devil King's leaders!
(0:16:20.37 )
▶ Aqua : Coming here while I'm around was bad luck!
(0:16:22.58 )
▶ Aqua : I can't accept any decent quests because of you!
(0:16:25.82 )
▶ Aqua : Now, are you ready?!
(0:16:29.03 )
▶ Verdia : What do we have here?
(0:16:32.52 )
▶ Verdia : An arch priest?
(0:16:34.37 )
▶ Verdia : I am
one of the top leaders in the Devil King's army.
(0:16:36.32 )
▶ Verdia : I'm not so lowly that I'd be purified by a low-level priest from this city.
(0:16:39.56 )
▶ Verdia : I know.
(0:16:45.17 )
▶ Verdia : Why don't I make that crimson demon girl suffer a bit?
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▶ Aqua : I'll purify you with my prayer!
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▶ Verdia : You're too late!
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▶ Verdia : I sentence thee to death.
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▶ Verdia : You will die in one week.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Darkness!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Damn, he got us! A death sentence?
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▶ Megumin : Darkness! Darkness!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Are you all right?
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : It doesn't appear to be serious...
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▶ Verdia : It appears this method may actually be more effective against
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▶ Verdia : tightly-knit adventurers such as yourselves.
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▶ Verdia : Listen, crimson demon girl.
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▶ Verdia : That crusader will die in one week's time.
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▶ Verdia : Your precious ally
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▶ Verdia : will suffer as she trembles in terror of death until then.
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▶ Verdia : Yes, because of you!
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▶ Verdia : Watch as your ally suffers
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▶ Verdia : for the next week and repent for your actions.
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▶ Verdia : You should have just done as I said.
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : How terrible...
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You're basically saying you cast a death curse on me,
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : and to obey your orders if we want it removed?
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Is that
what you're after?!
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▶ Verdia : Huh?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I don't even want to understand what Darkness is talking about.
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I won't give in to a mere curse!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I won't give in, but...
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Wh-What should I do, Kazuma?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Yes, I'm Kazuma.
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▶ Verdia : Look at Dullahan's filthy eyes, hidden beneath his helmet!
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▶ Verdia : Huh?
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Those are the eyes of a degenerate who plans to take me back to his castle,
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▶ Verdia : Huh? What?
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : tell me to shut up and submit to him if I want the curse removed,
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : and demand I perform hardcore acts of perversion for him!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Huh?
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You may do as you please with my body,
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : but don't think you'll be free to do as you please with my heart!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : A lady knight imprisoned in a castle,
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : having outrageous demands made of her by the Devil King's minion...
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Oh, what should I do?! What should I do, Kazuma?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Yes, yes, I'm Kazuma.
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : This is an unexpectedly moe situation!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I don't want to go.
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I don't want to go, but I have no choice!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'll resist as long as I can, so don't stand in my way!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Okay, I'll be back!
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▶ Verdia : What a maniac...
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Stop! Don't go!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : You're bothering that Dullahan guy!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Let go!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Don't stop me!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Pitiful...
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Cut it out!
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▶ Verdia : A-Anyway!
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▶ Verdia : Stop firing explosion magic at my castle!
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▶ Verdia : And you, crimson demon girl!
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▶ Verdia : If you wish to lift the curse on that crusader, come to my castle.
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▶ Verdia : If you're able to make it all the way to me, I'll lift the curse.
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▶ Verdia : However, will you all really be able to make it that far?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Hey, where do you think you're going?
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▶ Megumin : I'm going to go to the castle,
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▶ Megumin : nail Dullahan with a direct hit of my explosion magic,
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▶ Megumin : and lift the curse on Darkness.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : You know I'm going with you.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : If you go alone, you'll use your magic on some peon,
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▶ Kazuma Satou : and then it'll be all over.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Besides,
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I'm the fool who went with you every day
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▶ Kazuma Satou : and didn't realize the castle belonged to one of their leaders.
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▶ Megumin : Shall we go together, then?
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▶ Megumin : However, I hear there's a bunch of undead in the castle.
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▶ Megumin : That means weapons won't work very well.
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▶ Megumin : My magic should be more effective.
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▶ Megumin : So...
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▶ Megumin : Please rely on me at times like these!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Don't...
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Give it up, you two. Don't do all this for me.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Hey, Darkness! We'll definitely do something about your curse!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : So rest assured—
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▶ Aqua : Sacred Break Spell!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Huh?
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▶ Aqua : For me, lifting Dullahan's curse is child's play!
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▶ Aqua : Well? I can be priest-like once in a while, don't you think?
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▶ Aqua : Oh, it was nothing. Actually, maybe it wasn't!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Megumin and I were so excited.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Give us back our motivation...
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▶ Aqua : Hup!
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▶ Aqua : Nature's Beauty of victory!
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▶ Aqua : This is the goddess, Aqua. I'm reporting my progress. We ran into a bit of trouble, but just about everything is going favorably. In fact, it appears as though I've saved the extremely incompetent and reclusive Mr. Satou Kazuma. Mr. Kazuma appears grateful for my devotion from the bottom of his heart. Therefore, I would like to request permission to return home... Huh? I can't? Please, I beg you!
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