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Loid Forger : The time has come.	(0:01:30.44)
Loid Forger : Let us check our personal effects.	(0:01:32.80)
Yor Forger : All clear, sir.	(0:01:34.85)
Loid Forger : And now, our appearances.	(0:01:36.08)
Yor Forger : All clear, sir.	(0:01:39.59)
Loid Forger : And a final check of our verbal etiquette.	(0:01:40.84)
Anya Forger : All set, please. Will do my best, please.	(0:01:42.78)
Loid Forger : I feel nothing but anxiety about this,	(0:01:46.53)
Loid Forger : but we've done everything we could.	(0:01:48.57)
Loid Forger : Now, onward...	(0:01:54.30)
Loid Forger : To Eden College's interview!	(0:01:56.36)
Yor Forger : It's so big!	(0:02:00.34)
Loid Forger : Well, it is one of this country's top schools.	(0:02:01.80)
Yor Forger : And there are so many examinees...	(0:02:04.44)
Loid Forger : They're all our rivals.	(0:02:06.97)
Loid Forger : Anya, are you going to be okay in this crowd?	(0:02:09.00)
Anya Forger : I'll be okay, please.	(0:02:11.12)
Loid Forger : Let us go, then.	(0:02:13.63)
Loid Forger : This feeling...	(0:02:16.01)
Loid Forger : There's no doubt about it.	(0:02:17.74)
Loid Forger : I've experienced this many times.	(0:02:19.33)
Loid Forger : Someone is watching us. Could it be...	(0:02:22.69)
Loid Forger : Is there an enemy hidden in this crowd?	(0:02:26.10)
Anya Forger : An enemy?	(0:02:27.82)
Yor Forger : I feel someone's gaze...	(0:02:28.58)
Loid Forger : No, that's not it.	(0:02:30.68)
Loid Forger : I'm not the only one being watched.	(0:02:32.86)
Loid Forger : It's always an unpleasant feeling to be observed like this.	(0:02:35.92)
Loid Forger : There.	(0:02:39.18)
Loid Forger : Four in the overhead passage.	(0:02:40.73)
Loid Forger : Four in the bell tower.	(0:02:42.28)
Loid Forger : More in the buildings to the left and right.	(0:02:43.60)
Loid Forger : I have information on most of the staff at this school.	(0:02:46.42)
Loid Forger : Those... are the instructors.	(0:02:50.67)
Loid Forger : They're observing every action that everyone is taking and scoring them	(0:02:53.57)
Loid Forger : to see if they're worthy of this school.	(0:02:58.09)
Loid Forger : Which means... the exam has already begun.	(0:02:59.90)
Loid Forger : I need you two to be on your guard.	(0:03:03.69)
Loid Forger : We're being watched by the examiners.	(0:03:05.64)
Yor Forger : Huh?	(0:03:07.47)
Loid Forger : We'll do this just as we practiced.	(0:03:08.65)
EXTRA : D-68, fail.	(0:03:10.59)
EXTRA : A-12, fail.	(0:03:12.61)
EXTRA : G-114, pass.	(0:03:14.03)
Henry Henderson : I must say, the examinees this year lack refinement.	(0:03:15.67)
Henry Henderson : They all lack true elegance.	(0:03:19.06)
EXTRA : Good morning, Housemaster.	(0:03:21.71)
Henry Henderson : It displeases me to know their crude feet	(0:03:24.42)
Henry Henderson : are trudging upon the blessed ground of our school.	(0:03:26.53)
Henry Henderson : Elegance creates tradition.	(0:03:29.72)
Henry Henderson : Elegance is what truly makes this world a paradise.	(0:03:32.16)
Henry Henderson : Fail any family lacking elegance immediately.	(0:03:35.89)
EXTRA : Yes, sir.	(0:03:38.50)
Henry Henderson : Hm?	(0:03:39.81)
Henry Henderson : Oho...	(0:03:42.71)
Henry Henderson : It appears that not all hope has been lost.	(0:03:47.24)
Henry Henderson : They are paying their respects to the statue of our founder?!	(0:03:52.95)
Loid Forger : I, Twilight, am a man of a thousand faces.	(0:03:56.13)
Loid Forger : Becoming exactly the person my target wants me to be is mere child's play.	(0:03:58.67)
Loid Forger : Behold!	(0:04:02.63)
Yor Forger : I haven't the slightest clue as to who this gentleman is,	(0:04:03.96)
Yor Forger : but everything should be fine as long as I do what Loid is doing.	(0:04:06.76)
Anya Forger : Baldy head!	(0:04:10.17)
Henry Henderson : S-So elegant!	(0:04:12.56)
Henry Henderson : How very elegant!	(0:04:15.52)
Henry Henderson : Who is that family?	(0:04:17.75)
EXTRA : K-212. They are the Forgers, sir.	(0:04:19.61)
EXTRA : Their daughter Anya just barely passed the written exam with a score of 31.	(0:04:22.28)
Henry Henderson : Absolutely not elegant! And such awful penmanship!	(0:04:26.71)
Henry Henderson : So the father has remarried?	(0:04:32.25)
EXTRA : Might they be an impromptu family for admission purposes?	(0:04:33.93)
Henry Henderson : I am not certain. We must investigate.	(0:04:37.06)
Henry Henderson : We must ascertain whether or not they have true elegance.	(0:04:39.81)
EXTRA : We'll confirm your admission numbers here.	(0:04:42.81)
EXTRA : G-114. Please go to Hall 1.	(0:04:45.50)
EXTRA : Ah, A-12. Please enter Hall 2.	(0:04:48.48)
Loid Forger : I see they're wasting no time with the screening.	(0:04:52.26)
EXTRA : K-212. Please head to Hall 1.	(0:04:54.98)
Loid Forger : We're still being observed. Don't let your guard down.	(0:05:00.19)
Yor Forger : It's so nerve-racking being watched like this...	(0:05:03.20)
Anya Forger : I need to pick my nose.	(0:05:05.72)
Loid Forger : Absolutely not.	(0:05:07.79)
Eden Academy Student : Oh, no!	(0:05:08.92)
Eden Academy Student : I've accidentally fallen into the gutter, and I can't get out!	(0:05:11.08)
Loid Forger : Uh... That's too blatant if they're trying to test us.	(0:05:13.56)
Eden Academy Student : Oh, no. Whatever shall I do?	(0:05:14.62)
Loid Forger : Perhaps they're thinking he might be a threat,	(0:05:17.32)
Eden Academy Student : Ah, I don't know what I should do.	(0:05:17.48)
Loid Forger : but no one is trying to go near him.	(0:05:19.33)
Loid Forger : But if he is part of the test, we must deal with this accordingly.	(0:05:21.21)
Eden Academy Student : I'm so shocked. I'm really stuck.	(0:05:23.15)
Anya Forger : Papa! Mama! There is someone who needs our help, please!	(0:05:27.06)
Anya Forger : Let us save him!	(0:05:30.38)
Loid Forger : Are you all right, lad?	(0:05:31.60)
Eden Academy Student : Oh, no! I've slipped and I cannot get up!	(0:05:34.39)
Eden Academy Student : This is all for merits... More merits!	(0:05:36.49)
Henry Henderson : Precisely.	(0:05:40.35)
Henry Henderson : You're heading to an interview. You wouldn't dare sully your clothes with sewage.	(0:05:41.49)
Henry Henderson : Now, how will you elegantly get through—	(0:05:45.76)
Loid Forger : Are you hurt?	(0:05:55.42)
Anya Forger : Use my hanky, please.	(0:05:56.86)
Loid Forger : Make sure you go to the infirmary, just in case.	(0:05:59.03)
Henry Henderson : Clearly, I expected too much.	(0:06:02.96)
Henry Henderson : In the end, they were just some commoners from the countryside.	(0:06:04.54)
Henry Henderson : Do not think for a second that you can	(0:06:07.29)
Henry Henderson : set foot in our house of learning wearing soiled clothes.	(0:06:09.05)
Henry Henderson : Throw K-212 out immediately.	(0:06:12.00)
Eden Academy Student : Oh, no... These people are going to fail because of me.	(0:06:15.12)
Eden Academy Student : Um, I'm so sorr—	(0:06:18.85)
Yor Forger : Thank goodness we anticipated this,	(0:06:20.39)
Yor Forger : and prepared a change of clothes just in case!	(0:06:22.33)
Henry Henderson : Who in the world would ever anticipate that?!	(0:06:25.27)
Yor Forger : Besides, your grey suit seems to fit the attire at this school more.	(0:06:29.48)
Loid Forger : If I had continued wearing my previous suit,	(0:06:33.82)
Loid Forger : we would've been mistaken for commoners from the countryside.	(0:06:35.58)
Loid Forger : Thank you for giving us the opportunity to change, lad.	(0:06:38.21)
Henry Henderson : On top of everything else, they even thanked the boy!	(0:06:42.80)
Henry Henderson : Brilliant... So smart, and elegant!	(0:06:45.48)
Henry Henderson : Curse you and your cunning, Loid Forger.	(0:06:50.78)
EXTRA : Housemaster, we are supposed to be testing the child.	(0:06:53.38)
Henry Henderson : Silence!	(0:06:56.11)
Henry Henderson : Children learn from their parents' example!	(0:06:57.17)
Henry Henderson : Yes. The parents of a child who scores 30 points must also be only worth 30 points!	(0:06:59.35)
Henry Henderson : I'll make you reveal your true identity yet!	(0:07:04.13)
EXTRA : Oh, no!	(0:07:09.55)
EXTRA : The animals have escaped the farmhouse!	(0:07:11.36)
Loid Forger : You're really going this far, Eden College?!	(0:07:14.45)
EXTRA : Hey, don't push me!	(0:07:18.71)
EXTRA : Just go, you moron!	(0:07:19.71)
EXTRA : Mommy! Mommy, Mommy!	(0:07:20.20)
EXTRA : Shut up!	(0:07:20.93)
Loid Forger : Are they trying to see if we reveal our true selves in an emergency?	(0:07:21.15)
Loid Forger : We'll be playing right into the examiners' hands if we panic.	(0:07:23.75)
Loid Forger : Do not break Formation D.	(0:07:26.61)
Loid Forger : We will show these animals nothing but benevolence!	(0:07:28.65)
Henry Henderson : Hey.	(0:07:31.61)
Henry Henderson : Who told you to go that far?	(0:07:32.41)
EXTRA : Wait...	(0:07:34.67)
EXTRA : It wasn't you, Housemaster?	(0:07:35.18)
Henry Henderson : Impossible! Is this...	(0:07:37.88)
Henry Henderson : an actual accident?!	(0:07:39.92)
Henry Henderson : There are some very important people among the examinees!	(0:07:42.11)
Henry Henderson : Go stop this mess before they're hurt!	(0:07:44.98)
EXTRA : I'm the Vice Minister of the Ministry of Finance!	(0:07:47.03)
EXTRA : Hell if I care! I'm the CEO of the Central Bank!	(0:07:49.37)
EXTRA : Wait! Father!	(0:07:51.87)
EXTRA : Well done, you!	(0:07:57.86)
Loid Forger : Are you all right?	(0:07:58.34)
Yor Forger : Loid!	(0:08:01.02)
Yor Forger : It's happening to Miss Anya again.	(0:08:01.99)
Loid Forger : The mass panic must've hit her.	(0:08:03.93)
Loid Forger : The test is the last thing I need to worry about now.	(0:08:06.71)
Loid Forger : That must be the leader of this herd.	(0:08:10.66)
Loid Forger : That's the one I need to stop, but I'll have to use my gun—	(0:08:13.13)
Loid Forger : No...	(0:08:16.02)
Yor Forger : Please look after Miss Anya for a moment.	(0:08:17.74)
Loid Forger : Yor?	(0:08:19.65)
Yor Forger : I-It's not what you think!	(0:08:40.50)
Yor Forger : I once learned about pressure points that can stop one's movements in a yoga class!	(0:08:42.19)
Yor Forger : I-I figured they might work on cows, too!	(0:08:45.83)
Yor Forger : Please don't look at me like that!	(0:08:48.66)
Anya Forger : Ms. Cow?	(0:08:51.43)
Anya Forger : Is she scared?	(0:08:52.51)
Loid Forger : That's dangerous, Anya!	(0:08:56.36)
Anya Forger : S'okay, please. Don't be scared.	(0:09:01.60)
Loid Forger : What are you—	(0:09:07.14)
Anya Forger : They're gonna go home now.	(0:09:14.42)
Loid Forger : Apparently so.	(0:09:17.26)
Loid Forger : Thankfully, no one was hurt.	(0:09:18.88)
Henry Henderson : E-Ele...	(0:09:21.64)
Henry Henderson : Ele-le... Ele-le-le-le...	(0:09:23.29)
Henry Henderson : Elegance !	(0:09:26.88)
EXTRA : Housemaster?	(0:09:31.57)
Henry Henderson : Forger!	(0:09:32.93)
Loid Forger : He's...	(0:09:35.81)
Loid Forger : one of the housemasters.	(0:09:37.09)
Loid Forger : Is he in charge of this exam?	(0:09:38.76)
Henry Henderson : Y-You helped us avoid a crisis. I thank you.	(0:09:41.15)
Henry Henderson : And... you have bested me for today.	(0:09:43.98)
Henry Henderson : To give us all time to collect ourselves after this chaos,	(0:09:48.60)
Henry Henderson : we will be delaying the start of the interviews.	(0:09:51.50)
Henry Henderson : Return to your hall once you've had a moment to tidy yourselves.	(0:09:54.16)
Henry Henderson : Your family has the right to apply to our school.	(0:09:57.25)
Loid Forger : Sir...	(0:10:01.79)
Loid Forger : It looks like we've avoided failure.	(0:10:03.06)
Loid Forger : I humbly thank you for your generosity.	(0:10:06.27)
Loid Forger : But have no fear.	(0:10:08.54)
Loid Forger : We anticipated something like this...	(0:10:11.81)
Loid Forger : and prepared another change of clothes.	(0:10:14.57)
Henry Henderson : This isn't about elegance anymore! These people are just scary!	(0:10:17.89)
EXTRA : The Forgers successfully make it to the actual interview.	(0:10:22.29)
Murdoch Swan : You truly thought you could apply to our school without even knowing that?	(0:10:27.37)
EXTRA : Huh?	(0:10:31.80)
Murdoch Swan : Well? Cat got your tongue?	(0:10:32.65)
EXTRA : Huh?	(0:10:34.87)
EXTRA : Um, uh...	(0:10:36.06)
EXTRA : Thank you very much.	(0:10:39.62)
EXTRA : What kind of answer was that?!	(0:10:42.28)
Loid Forger : I've been a spy for over a decade,	(0:10:46.61)
Loid Forger : and for the first time...	(0:10:48.76)
Loid Forger : I'm actually nervous.	(0:10:50.48)
Loid Forger : Even when I infiltrated the ranks of an evil terrorist group,	(0:10:52.75)
Loid Forger : or when I managed to stop the launch of a missile with one second remaining...	(0:10:56.43)
Loid Forger : I never found it so hard to breathe as I do right now.	(0:11:01.31)
Loid Forger : The fear of letting someone else decide my success or failure...	(0:11:04.28)
EXTRA : Next, the Forgers.	(0:11:08.88)
Anya Forger : Yep!	(0:11:11.44)
Loid Forger : Yes, this is definitely going to be...	(0:11:14.29)
Loid Forger : the most crucial moment of Operation Strix!	(0:11:17.16)
Walter Evans : Please, have a seat.	(0:11:17.37)
Loid Forger : Thank you for having us.	(0:11:21.16)
Henry Henderson : So you've come, Forgers.	(0:11:22.79)
Loid Forger : The Forgers shall prevail in this game of information warfare.	(0:11:24.78)
Walter Evans : First, we will begin by asking the parents a few questions.	(0:11:30.15)
Loid Forger : The housemaster of Dorm 5, Malcom Hall.	(0:11:36.14)
Loid Forger : Mild-mannered, sincere, and conservative.	(0:11:38.97)
Loid Forger : The students are very fond of him.	(0:11:41.57)
Loid Forger : As long as we respond with sincere, logical answers,	(0:11:44.03)
Loid Forger : we'll score highly with him.	(0:11:47.30)
Walter Evans : I was informed that this is your second wife. May I ask how you two met?	(0:11:49.16)
Loid Forger : I see we're getting straight to the point.	(0:11:53.85)
Loid Forger : Eden College does prioritize family values, after all.	(0:11:56.21)
Loid Forger : I met my wife at the tailor shop that handles this school's uniforms,	(0:11:59.28)
Loid Forger : and I was in awe of her grace.	(0:12:04.62)
Loid Forger : Ever since I lost my first wife,	(0:12:08.17)
Loid Forger : I was hesitant to pursue another relationship because of my daughter.	(0:12:10.40)
Loid Forger : But the more we spoke, the more I felt that she was a kindred spirit.	(0:12:13.55)
Loid Forger : She is truly kind and cares dearly about family.	(0:12:18.40)
Loid Forger : I came to the conclusion that she'd get along well with my daughter.	(0:12:21.79)
Walter Evans : Ah... And what about you, Madam?	(0:12:24.50)
Yor Forger : Well...	(0:12:28.08)
Yor Forger : L-Loid is a wonderful person who truly cares for his daughter.	(0:12:29.32)
Yor Forger : He's also very considerate of me.	(0:12:33.87)
Walter Evans : Ah, I'm happy to hear that you have such a loving family.	(0:12:36.85)
Murdoch Swan : Why would a beautiful girl like you choose to be with a man who's got baggage?	(0:12:40.69)
Henry Henderson : That was rather uncouth, Master Swan.	(0:12:45.29)
Loid Forger : The housemaster of Dorm 2, Cline Hall.	(0:12:48.61)
Loid Forger : He's the only son of the former headmaster, and a legacy hire.	(0:12:51.37)
Loid Forger : Arrogant, greedy, and callous.	(0:12:55.45)
Loid Forger : His wife filed for divorce last month,	(0:12:58.38)
Loid Forger : and he just lost custody of his daughter, as well.	(0:13:01.30)
Loid Forger : Reviewing all of his previous interview questions and comments,	(0:13:04.21)
Loid Forger : he is clearly jealous of other families, and takes out his frustrations on them.	(0:13:06.79)
Loid Forger : It's best that we avoid provoking him.	(0:13:10.97)
Walter Evans : Now for our next question.	(0:13:13.52)
Walter Evans : Could you tell us why you chose to apply to our school?	(0:13:15.47)
Loid Forger : For only one reason, sir.	(0:13:19.24)
Loid Forger : To get close to my target, Desmond!	(0:13:20.34)
Loid Forger : The quality of the instructors at this establishment is superior.	(0:13:21.98)
Loid Forger : Of course, you are all very knowledgeable and cultured,	(0:13:25.40)
Loid Forger : but when it comes to teaching anything, from patriotism to how to be an elite,	(0:13:28.37)
Loid Forger : the instructors of the prestigious Eden College	(0:13:33.47)
Loid Forger : are second to none.	(0:13:36.34)
Henry Henderson : Elegantly done, Loid Forger.	(0:13:39.74)
Henry Henderson : I knew I saw potential in you.	(0:13:41.90)
Walter Evans : Now then, how would the two of you describe your daughter?	(0:13:44.10)
Walter Evans : Please let us know about her strengths and weaknesses.	(0:13:48.61)
Loid Forger : Anya is an extremely curious child.	(0:13:52.45)
Loid Forger : Her habit of sticking her nose where it doesn't belong could be seen as a weakness,	(0:13:56.37)
Loid Forger : but she is a truly intelligent child.	(0:13:59.99)
Henry Henderson : Intelligent?! Her?!	(0:14:02.00)
Anya Forger : Shock!	(0:14:03.70)
Loid Forger : Sometimes, it's like she sees right through me,	(0:14:04.70)
Anya Forger : Yikes...	(0:14:07.05)
Loid Forger : which keeps me on my feet.	(0:14:08.48)
Loid Forger : I would say her main shortcoming is that she's a picky eater.	(0:14:10.59)
Walter Evans : Ah... And how would you describe your parenting style, Madam?	(0:14:13.59)
Yor Forger : Just like we practiced...	(0:14:18.70)
Yor Forger : As you already know, I am not her biological mother.	(0:14:20.98)
Yor Forger : At first, I spoiled her quite often in hopes that she would like me.	(0:14:25.66)
Yor Forger : But for the sake of her future, I'm hoping I can become a bit stricter at times.	(0:14:29.79)
Walter Evans : We've been told that your daughter is a picky eater.	(0:14:35.87)
Walter Evans : What kind of meals do you cook at home?	(0:14:39.30)
Yor Forger : Huh? C-Cook?	(0:14:42.16)
Yor Forger : Um...	(0:14:44.68)
Loid Forger : I actually do most of the cooking.	(0:14:45.45)
Loid Forger : Though when I'm busy, my wife is kind enough to cook for me.	(0:14:47.89)
Loid Forger : Not that that's happened even once yet.	(0:14:51.84)
Murdoch Swan : You're joking! What kind of wife can't cook for her husband?!	(0:14:53.38)
Murdoch Swan : You should probably be stricter with yourself before you worry about that child.	(0:14:57.19)
Loid Forger : Everyone has strengths and weaknesses.	(0:15:01.08)
Loid Forger : She is extremely tidy and excels at keeping our house spotless.	(0:15:03.83)
Loid Forger : She is also an excellent mother to my daughter.	(0:15:07.19)
Murdoch Swan : Yes, well, both of those are things women are expected to do.	(0:15:09.60)
Loid Forger : That's—	(0:15:13.60)
Yor Forger : I-It's all right, Loid.	(0:15:14.46)
Walter Evans : Now, now...	(0:15:16.09)
Loid Forger : Yes. Calm down.	(0:15:16.89)
Loid Forger : Why are you getting irritated, Twilight?	(0:15:19.32)
Loid Forger : She's not even your real wife.	(0:15:21.76)
Murdoch Swan : A lovey-dovey hot couple? You make me sick.	(0:15:26.02)
Murdoch Swan : I'll keep jabbing at you until you slip up.	(0:15:29.73)
Murdoch Swan : If I can't make sure these two fail, there's clearly no justice in this world.	(0:15:32.40)
Anya Forger : He doesn't like Papa and Mama!	(0:15:36.15)
Anya Forger : I need to do my best!	(0:15:38.30)
Walter Evans : N-Next, let's ask the young lady some questions.	(0:15:40.08)
Loid Forger : Here it comes.	(0:15:44.00)
Walter Evans : First, could you tell us your name and address?	(0:15:44.95)
Anya Forger : My name is Anya Holger!	(0:15:49.03)
Anya Forger : My address is in... Berlint, West District...	(0:15:50.72)
Anya Forger : 128 Park... Avenue!	(0:15:53.52)
Walter Evans : And what do you do on your days off, young lady?	(0:15:58.31)
Anya Forger : We go to moozeums...	(0:16:01.53)
Anya Forger : and eat operas...	(0:16:03.13)
Loid Forger : Good. These were questions we anticipated.	(0:16:04.03)
Walter Evans : What would you like to do once you get into this school?	(0:16:07.10)
Anya Forger : Um, uh...	(0:16:10.46)
Anya Forger : What was I supposed to say?	(0:16:12.46)
Loid Forger : In my case, I first need to participate in a social gathering,	(0:16:13.53)
Loid Forger : and get to the bottom of what the boss of the enemy organization, Desmond, is planning.	(0:16:16.14)
Anya Forger : I-I want to find out what the boss of the organization is planning!	(0:16:19.35)
Loid Forger : What in the world are you saying?! Hello?!	(0:16:22.60)
Walter Evans : The boss of the organization? Maybe you meant the headmaster.	(0:16:24.03)
Loid Forger : I do apologize. My daughter is rather ambitious.	(0:16:28.42)
Loid Forger : She's extremely curious about the headmaster, since he's clearly made it to the top.	(0:16:32.07)
Henry Henderson : Oho...	(0:16:35.89)
Henry Henderson : The desire to learn from her predecessors at such an early age...	(0:16:36.76)
Henry Henderson : That's quite elegant.	(0:16:40.10)
Henry Henderson : Do you happen to know the name of the principal, young lady?	(0:16:42.25)
Anya Forger : Um, B-Be...	(0:16:46.05)
Loid Forger : Yes. Benedict Ivan Goodfellow.	(0:16:48.08)
Anya Forger : Mr. Benedick Advent Goodheller.	(0:16:51.80)
Henry Henderson : Hmm... Then,	(0:16:54.58)
Henry Henderson : could you tell us how hard you would have to work in order to succeed like him?	(0:16:56.54)
Anya Forger : Yes. Like getting through the jungle with no supplies,	(0:17:02.24)
Anya Forger : and dancing with death over and over to get brave!	(0:17:04.98)
Loid Forger : That was the training montage the protagonist of her spy cartoon did yesterday.	(0:17:09.42)
Henry Henderson : S-Such incredible resolve!	(0:17:13.05)
Henry Henderson : It appears as though I have underestimated this young lady.	(0:17:15.33)
Walter Evans : I don't think you have to do quite that much.	(0:17:18.32)
Walter Evans : Let's change the subject. What does your father do for a living?	(0:17:21.62)
Anya Forger : He's a sp—a speshulist in mental health. A very good one.	(0:17:25.67)
Walter Evans : Hm? Are you a little stuffed up?	(0:17:29.55)
Walter Evans : Then how do you feel about your new mother?	(0:17:32.10)
Anya Forger : She is very nice.	(0:17:36.01)
Anya Forger : But she's scary sometimes.	(0:17:38.17)
Walter Evans : If you were to give your parents a score, what might that be?	(0:17:40.50)
Anya Forger : A perfect 100 points.	(0:17:46.18)
Anya Forger : My Papa and Mama are both so much fun, and I love them very much.	(0:17:48.26)
Anya Forger : I want to be with them forever.	(0:17:51.49)
Murdoch Swan : Tch. God, no one needs this rubbish.	(0:17:54.52)
Murdoch Swan : In that case, would you score your old mother or your new mother higher?	(0:17:57.66)
Walter Evans : Come now, Master Swan...	(0:18:01.88)
Murdoch Swan : Is there a problem?	(0:18:03.45)
Loid Forger : May I respectfully request a different question?	(0:18:04.33)
Murdoch Swan : Absolutely not. If you do not answer, you will lose points.	(0:18:06.39)
Loid Forger : I don't know exactly how she ended up in that orphanage,	(0:18:10.02)
Loid Forger : but her actual parents are probably already...	(0:18:12.72)
Anya Forger : Ma...ma...	(0:18:21.30)
Loid Forger : Anya...	(0:18:25.24)
Anya Forger : Mama...	(0:18:27.36)
Murdoch Swan : I see, I see.	(0:18:28.22)
Murdoch Swan : So you do prefer your old mother.	(0:18:30.05)
Yor Forger : This is too cruel!	(0:18:32.60)
Loid Forger : Please calm down, Yor.	(0:18:33.70)
Yor Forger : But this is just—	(0:18:34.91)
Loid Forger : We need to remain calm for the sake of this mission.	(0:18:36.34)
Murdoch Swan : We have plenty of students here who live away from their parents in our dorms.	(0:18:38.47)
Murdoch Swan : If she's going to cry over every little trifling thing,	(0:18:41.40)
Murdoch Swan : she'll never survive at our establishment!	(0:18:45.32)
Loid Forger : So what if he's being slanderous?	(0:18:47.39)
Loid Forger : We are nothing more than a pretend family.	(0:18:50.47)
Yor Forger : Trifling? You call this trifling ?	(0:18:50.97)
Loid Forger : This is nothing.	(0:18:53.98)
Murdoch Swan : Now, now, Mrs. Second Wife.	(0:18:55.82)
Murdoch Swan : Don't snap at me just because she loves her real mother more.	(0:18:57.73)
Murdoch Swan : Oh, I feel so much better.	(0:19:00.65)
Loid Forger : Restrain yourself...	(0:19:03.31)
Loid Forger : Twilight!	(0:19:05.02)
Loid Forger : I do beg your pardon.	(0:19:14.34)
Loid Forger : There was a mosquito.	(0:19:16.35)
Loid Forger : Thank you very much for your time today.	(0:19:18.57)
Murdoch Swan : Hey, where are you going?!	(0:19:20.60)
Murdoch Swan : The interview's not over yet!	(0:19:21.71)
Loid Forger : If making light of a child's feelings is part of your establishment's educational policies,	(0:19:24.84)
Loid Forger : then I'm afraid we have chosen the wrong school.	(0:19:29.53)
Murdoch Swan : You fiend! You dare disgrace our fine school?!	(0:19:32.52)
Loid Forger : Come now, you two.	(0:19:35.71)
Loid Forger : Please excuse us.	(0:19:37.41)
Murdoch Swan : Don't think you'll ever walk through our gates again!	(0:19:38.95)
Henry Henderson : That's quite enough, Master Swan.	(0:19:42.27)
Murdoch Swan : Are you taking issue with my methods?	(0:19:44.66)
Murdoch Swan : He may be the former headmaster,	(0:19:47.01)
Walter Evans : Now, now...	(0:19:47.95)
Murdoch Swan : but my father's influence within this school is still strong.	(0:19:48.40)
Murdoch Swan : It'd be wise for you to watch that mouth of yours.	(0:19:50.89)
Murdoch Swan : Hey! Hurry up and call the next one in!	(0:19:55.00)
Loid Forger : ...the instructors of the prestigious Eden College	(0:19:58.33)
Loid Forger : are second to none.	(0:20:01.20)
Henry Henderson : If all I can do is curry favor with the authorities,	(0:20:04.88)
Henry Henderson : I have no right to call myself an educator.	(0:20:07.92)
Henry Henderson : I must ask, who truly disgraced our school?	(0:20:10.70)
Murdoch Swan : Huh?!	(0:20:13.87)
Walter Evans : Wha—	(0:20:16.93)
Henry Henderson : Hmm...	(0:20:18.57)
Henry Henderson : That was rather elegant, if I do say so myself.	(0:20:19.87)
Henry Henderson : Now, will you be able to face the instructors at Eden head-on,	(0:20:23.71)
Henry Henderson : Forgers?	(0:20:27.71)
Loid Forger : Yeah... We definitely failed.	(0:20:33.10)
Yor Forger : I-I'll go make us some tea.	(0:20:35.95)
Loid Forger : I've failed yet again as a spy.	(0:20:39.83)
Loid Forger : I let unnecessary feelings get in the way of the mission.	(0:20:42.40)
Anya Forger : Papa...	(0:20:45.37)
Anya Forger : I'm sorry.	(0:20:46.85)
Anya Forger : I'm so sorry that I couldn't do better	(0:20:48.87)
Anya Forger : on my tests.	(0:20:52.61)
Loid Forger : It's all right, Anya. You have no reason to apologize.	(0:20:55.06)
Loid Forger : You don't want to go to a school like that, do you?	(0:20:58.45)
Anya Forger : But I want to go to school...	(0:21:03.59)
Loid Forger : Huh?	(0:21:05.93)
Anya Forger : If this mission fails...	(0:21:06.86)
Anya Forger : I have to go to school or...	(0:21:09.27)
Anya Forger : ...we won't be together anymore.	(0:21:12.57)
Loid Forger : Anya...	(0:21:15.20)
Yor Forger : If she fails, of course, our life here together will be...	(0:21:17.40)
Yor Forger : But that doesn't matter.	(0:21:22.57)
Yor Forger : I'm just worried how this may affect my work.	(0:21:24.13)
Loid Forger : Hmm... But to be honest,	(0:21:27.63)
Loid Forger : Hell will freeze over before you pass.	(0:21:30.44)
Anya Forger : Shock!	(0:21:32.41)
Yor Forger : I-I'm sure everything will be okay!	(0:21:33.45)
Yor Forger : It'll all work out!	(0:21:35.40)
Anya Forger : The grandpa with the glasses and the grandpa with the half-glasses	(0:21:37.24)
Anya Forger : were really nice!	(0:21:39.82)
Yor Forger : Yes, exactly!	(0:21:41.01)
Yor Forger : I'm sure they'll vouch for us! Let's believe in them.	(0:21:42.56)
Loid Forger : Spies don't believe in anyone other than themselves.	(0:21:48.75)
Loid Forger : They always expect the worst-case scenarios and prepare for them.	(0:21:52.18)
Anya Forger : I want to be with them forever.	(0:21:56.69)
Loid Forger : But... Maybe just a little bit...	(0:22:00.79)
Loid Forger : Yes. Let's leave the result to fate,	(0:22:03.77)
Loid Forger : and try to recover from how exhausting that exam was.	(0:22:07.38)
Loid Forger : Right now, just for a little bit...	(0:22:12.18)
Loid Forger : To our family's bright future!	(0:22:15.47)
Anya Forger : Something just fell!	(0:22:19.79)
Yor Forger : Our family portrait fell to the floor.	(0:22:22.63)
Loid Forger : It just fell...	(0:22:24.99)
EXTRA : What will become	(0:22:26.11)
EXTRA : of their mission?	(0:22:28.01)