Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Ichimatsu and the Thieving Cat. |
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Iyami : Hey! You can't do that! |
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Iyami : Sheeeh! Give that back! Hey! |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : What the heck? |
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Chibita : It's a thieving cat. |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : A thieving cat? |
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Chibita : We got a pretty skilled one lately. |
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Chibita : Like they say, stealing is bad, but it's your fault if you let your stuff be stolen. |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : Man, only a scumbag would steal from other people. |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : That's my egg! |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : Don't eat it, you jerk! |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Eventually, the incident reached us, too. |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : Totoko-chan, you protect the fish! |
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Totoko Yowai : Got it! |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Hey! |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : Totoko-chan! He's headed your way! |
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Totoko Yowai : Huh? |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : A-Are you okay? |
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Totoko Yowai : Yeah, I'm fine. That startled me, though. |
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Totoko Yowai : Huh? |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : Now I've got you! |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : Huh?! You jerk! Huh?! You hear me?! |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : Sorry, Totoko-chan. Are you okay? |
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Totoko Yowai : Yeah, I'm fine. |
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Totoko Yowai : This won't change anything about my cuteness. |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : You stupid cat! Now you're gonna get it! |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Wait. |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Huh?! Why did you bring it with you?! What the hell?! |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : Hey, you can't be serious, Ichimatsu! |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : That cat wounded Totoko-chan's face! |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : We're gonna skin it alive! |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Choromatsu-niisan, calm down a bit. |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : What is he even trying to do? |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : He's trying to discipline him. |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Huh? |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : It's okay. You don't have to be so scared. |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Go on. You can eat that, so come here. |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Don't steal it, though. |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Got it? But you can eat it. |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : I just said don't steal it. Just eat it. |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Hey! Wait— |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Hey, no stealing! No scratching. |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : How's it going, Ichimacchan? Is he warming up to you? |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Yeah, it's going well. |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : Dude, you're torn up! Are you okay?! |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : Ichimatsu, it might be too difficult to tame a stray. |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : So what's that thing doing here anyway? What's the point? |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : I'm not gonna let him get away with what he did! |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : You hear me?! Never! |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : Are you listening to me, Ichimatsu?! |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Choromatsu-niisan! |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Hey, he got me. |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : Damn it! |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Give that back, Nekomaru. |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Nekomaru? |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : Apparently he named him. |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : No stealing. Look, yours is right here. |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : You don't need to take it. Just eat this. |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Push! Push me up! |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : Ichimatsu? |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : You okay? |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Nekomaru! |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Even after that, Ichimatsu-niisan continued to look after that cat. |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : He tried to stop it from stealing. |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : He's not gonna come to you. |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : How long do you plan on doing this? |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : I need to make him stop. |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Something bad's gonna happen to that cat if he keeps that up. |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : There's food right here. |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : He just needs to eat this. He doesn't have to steal. |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : But if you do that, that cat's gonna keep coming back here forever. |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Then what'll you do? |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : I'll figure it out. |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : From then on, Ichimatsu-niisan... |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : brought his own leftovers so he wouldn't bother the family while he waited for the cat. |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : But the cat never showed up. |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : You can eat this. |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : This belongs to you. Okay? |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Nekomaru! Are you okay? |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : I won't do anything to you. It's okay to eat that. |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Wait, wait. |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Wait, wait, wait. How is it possible to change this much? |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : What?! |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : So cute. What a good boy. You're never gonna steal again, are you? |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : I'll forgive you. Everyone makes mistakes. I want to be someone who can forgive that. |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : You're so cute. What a good boy. |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : Seriously? Wow. |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : I guess Ichimatsu finally got through to him. |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Huh? |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Hey, come on! That tickles. |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : So, Ichimacchan, are you actually gonna adopt that cat? |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Huh? |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Huh?! |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Wh-What did you just say? |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : I asked if you're gonna adopt that cat. |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Adopt... |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : C-Can I actually adopt him? |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : I mean, you've already basically adopted him. |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : You've been dealing with him this whole time, and he's this attached to you. |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Hey, Mom. He can adopt it, right? |
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Matsuyo Matsuno : Of course not. |
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Matsuyo Matsuno : Well, who's going to pay for its food? |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : Come on, Mom! |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : Please, Mommy! |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : We won't trouble you. |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : I'll get a part-time job. |
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Matsuyo Matsuno : Well, that's a lie. |
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Matsuyo Matsuno : Oh, goodness. |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Ichimatsu-niisan? |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Ichimatsu-niisan didn't say anything, |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : but I think he was really happy. |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : He was finally able to adopt a cat like he'd always wanted. |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : He's shaking. |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : But it was shortly after that... |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : when something happened in town. |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Stray cats started to appear in droves throughout the town. |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Where had they been hiding all that time? |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : There were so many of them. |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : They caused damage, too. |
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Totoko Yowai : Shoo! Shoo! |
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Iyami : Sheeeeeh! |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Eventually, steps had to be taken. |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Nekomaru? What's the matter? |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Huh? What's the matter? |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : What is it? |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : You want to go outside? |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Nekomaru! Hey! |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : What's going on? |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : An extermination, I heard. |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Nekomaru! |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Stop! |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Nekomaru! |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Stop... |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Nekomaru didn't come home. |
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Chibita : Where the heck did you come from? |
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Chibita : Well? Is it good? |
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Chibita : You're pretty damn lucky to be able to eat my oden for dinner, you idjit. |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : Any luck? |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : He said he'd keep looking. |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : There's no way he's gonna find him. |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : He's never gonna come by again after what happened. |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : He stole again? |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : Yeah. |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : Why did he steal, though? If he just stayed at our place, he'd have plenty of food. |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : If it were me, I'd have them take care of me forever. |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : So why? |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Dunno. |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : Well, what can ya do? He is a thieving cat, after all. |
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Chibita : The hell?! Damn it! You idjits! |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Ch-Chibita? |
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Chibita : Get lost! Harmful vermin, my ass, you idjits! |
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Chibita : It's all your fault! |
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Chibita : Why are they stealing? Because you keep throwing stuff away, you idjits. |
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Matsuyo Matsuno : Sure thing. |
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Matsuyo Matsuno : Hey, what are you doing? |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Nekomaru! Hey, Nekomaru! |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Take all of this! There's still plenty more! |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : I'll bring it all here, so just wait for me, okay?! |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Got it?! |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Huh? Hey, Nekomaru! |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Hey! |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : It's always hard parting with your loved ones. |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : But that's also why... |
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Chibita : I see. That's a shame. |
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Chibita : So I guess he went back. |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : He was so cute, too. |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : True. |
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Chibita : So... |
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Chibita : You're not gonna adopt any more cats, Ichimatsu? |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : I mean, I want to... |
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Chibita : So there's this cat... |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Ah! It's so cute! I want it! |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : How're you gonna pay for the food? |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : What does it like? |
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Chibita : My oden, of course. |
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Todomatsu Matsuno : Then I guess we just need to get the food from Chibita. |
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Osomatsu Matsuno : Nice. Then it'll be free. |
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Let's have him deliver to our place every day. |
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Karamatsu Matsuno : Different ingredients daily. |
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Choromatsu Matsuno : Make sure it's chilled. |
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Ichimatsu Matsuno : Thanks, Chibita. |
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Chibita : You assholes... |
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Chibita : Find a damn job, you idjits! |
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