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▶ Yuri Briar : If you're really married, then prove it to me.	(0:00:00.74)
▶ Yuri Briar : Kiss right here and now.	(0:00:05.07)
▶ Loid Forger : If that's all it takes...	(0:00:07.63)
▶ Yor Forger : What?!	(0:00:09.28)
▶ Yor Forger : A kiss? A kiss?!	(0:00:12.86)
▶ Yor Forger : Doesn't that mean... um...	(0:00:15.00)
▶ Yor Forger : Oh, yes. I've read somewhere that your first kiss tastes like lemons.	(0:00:17.29)
▶ Yor Forger : That'll go perfectly with this marinated fish.	(0:00:22.84)
▶ Yor Forger : Calm down, Yor! Get a hold of yourself!	(0:00:26.17)
▶ Loid Forger : Here I go.	(0:00:29.47)
▶ Yor Forger : O-O-O-One second, please.	(0:00:30.71)
▶ Yor Forger : There is no way I can do this sober.	(0:00:37.13)
▶ Yor Forger : Fank you for waiting...	(0:00:40.38)
▶ Loid Forger : Uh... right.	(0:00:42.99)
▶ Loid Forger : We don't have to do this if you don't want to.	(0:00:45.64)
▶ Yor Forger : This ish for my sake, as well. I will do my besht.	(0:00:47.82)
▶ Yuri Briar : What are you two whispering about?!	(0:00:52.05)
▶ Yuri Briar : Can you do it or not?!	(0:00:54.03)
▶ Yuri Briar : Prove to me that you're really a married couple!	(0:00:55.80)
▶ Yor Forger : Keep your mouf shut, Yuri.	(0:01:00.03)
▶ Yor Forger : We will now show you just how in wuv we are.	(0:01:02.44)
▶ Yor Forger : Here I come, darling.	(0:01:07.68)
▶ Yor Forger : Now, cwose your eyes.	(0:01:09.61)
▶ Yuri Briar : S-Sis!	(0:01:11.34)
▶ Loid Forger : Um... Yor?	(0:01:15.72)
▶ Yuri Briar : Sis...	(0:03:01.26)
▶ Yuri Briar : How lewd!	(0:03:02.53)
▶ Yuri Briar : Sis!	(0:03:07.79)
▶ Yuri Briar : Look! I scored the highest in my whole class!	(0:03:11.47)
▶ Yor Forger : Oh, how wonderful!	(0:03:14.79)
▶ Yor Forger : I'll reward you with a kiss.	(0:03:17.04)
▶ Yor Forger : Smooch!	(0:03:18.66)
▶ Yuri Briar : Sis...	(0:03:22.43)
▶ Yuri Briar : When I grow up...	(0:03:23.80)
▶ Yuri Briar : I'm gonna marry you.	(0:03:27.30)
▶ Yor Forger : Oh, my.	(0:03:29.54)
▶ Yor Forger : Then I guess I'll just have to wait patiently for you.	(0:03:31.07)
▶ Yor Forger : ...wait patiently for you. ...wait patiently for you.	(0:03:34.21)
▶ Yor Forger : ...wait patiently for you. ...wait patiently for you.	(0:03:36.07)
▶ Yuri Briar : You...	(0:03:39.61)
▶ Yuri Briar : You can't, Sis!	(0:03:40.31)
▶ Yuri Briar : Seeing you kiss another man in front of me is just...	(0:03:42.65)
▶ Yuri Briar : I won't allow—	(0:03:46.34)
▶ Yor Forger : Oh, I knew it...	(0:03:48.52)
▶ Yor Forger : I just can't!	(0:03:50.86)
▶ Yuri Briar : —itpppppbt!	(0:03:51.96)
▶ Yor Forger : No!	(0:03:56.79)
▶ Anya Forger : Izzit the end of the world?	(0:04:04.95)
▶ Yor Forger : Huh?! Um, Yuri?	(0:04:11.18)
▶ Yuri Briar : I see how it is, Sis.	(0:04:18.54)
▶ Yuri Briar : You're going to treat me like that just because I tried to stop you from kissing him.	(0:04:20.60)
▶ Yuri Briar : I guess you just couldn't wait to do naughty things with him!	(0:04:24.77)
▶ Yuri Briar : I was a fool to test you.	(0:04:29.35)
▶ Yuri Briar : Perhaps my feelings were what was truly being tested here!	(0:04:31.83)
▶ Loid Forger : Um... more importantly, you're bleeding.	(0:04:36.15)
▶ Yuri Briar : Loid Forger... You may lay claim on my sister's lips for now.	(0:04:39.15)
▶ Yor Forger : Wha—	(0:04:43.83)
▶ Yor Forger : What are you talking about?!	(0:04:44.71)
▶ Yuri Briar : Right... Well, I'll let you off the hook for today.	(0:04:51.05)
▶ Yuri Briar : But just remember—	(0:04:54.50)
▶ Loid Forger : No, really. You're bleeding.	(0:04:55.39)
▶ Loid Forger : Is this just normal for the Briars?	(0:04:57.18)
▶ Yor Forger : Are you all right, Yuri? You're about to fall over.	(0:04:59.64)
▶ Yuri Briar : I'm fine.	(0:05:03.06)
▶ Yuri Briar : Well, so are you, Sis.	(0:05:04.80)
▶ Yor Forger : Shall I call you a taxi?	(0:05:10.79)
▶ Yuri Briar : I'm fine. You're such a worrywart, Sis.	(0:05:12.72)
▶ Loid Forger : Whoa, there!	(0:05:19.11)
▶ Yuri Briar : Wipe that smirk off your face!	(0:05:21.96)
▶ Yuri Briar : Are my failures that amusing to you?!	(0:05:23.79)
▶ Loid Forger : Er, no. I was just admiring what lovely siblings you are.	(0:05:26.28)
▶ Loid Forger : You must have always been there for each other.	(0:05:30.16)
▶ Loid Forger : Yuri, thank you for protecting Yor up until now.	(0:05:33.34)
▶ Loid Forger : I'm sure you've been through many hardships.	(0:05:37.35)
▶ Loid Forger : I'll also do everything I can to be there for her from now on,	(0:05:41.75)
▶ Loid Forger : so let's do everything we can to make sure Yor is happy.	(0:05:45.22)
▶ Yuri Briar : Like I'd ever ask for your help!	(0:05:50.75)
▶ Yuri Briar : Forget it! I'm going home!	(0:05:53.32)
▶ Loid Forger : Feel free to come over anytime!	(0:05:55.16)
▶ Loid Forger : I'm sure that'll make Yor happy.	(0:05:58.86)
▶ Loid Forger : You should come when my daughter's awake next time.	(0:06:00.55)
▶ Yor Forger : Miss Anya was doing everything she could to stay up to meet you.	(0:06:03.28)
▶ Yor Forger : She's absolutely precious, so I hope you'll play with her.	(0:06:07.22)
▶ Yuri Briar : I don't need him to invite me! I'll be back!	(0:06:11.17)
▶ Yuri Briar : Next time, I'll prove that you're tricking my sister!	(0:06:13.18)
▶ Yor Forger : I am not being tricked!	(0:06:17.71)
▶ Yuri Briar : Now, hear me, Loid Forger.	(0:06:19.90)
▶ Yuri Briar : If you make my sister cry even a little bit,	(0:06:21.73)
▶ Yuri Briar : I will have you ex—	(0:06:24.23)
▶ Yuri Briar : Um... well, you know.	(0:06:27.09)
▶ Yuri Briar : Just know that you'll rue the day!	(0:06:30.57)
▶ Yor Forger : Be careful getting home, dear!	(0:06:34.26)
▶ Yuri Briar : Sis!	(0:06:34.96)
▶ Yor Forger : Be mindful of your yelling! It'll disturb the neighbors!	(0:06:36.04)
▶ Loid Forger : Was he about to say he'd have me executed?	(0:06:38.74)
▶ Loid Forger : I should be careful.	(0:06:40.89)
▶ Loid Forger : Any wiretaps?	(0:06:49.45)
▶ Loid Forger : Looks like we're clear.	(0:06:51.46)
▶ Loid Forger : Since he's with the secret police...	(0:06:53.36)
▶ Loid Forger : Well, because he's her brother, he may just try that.	(0:06:55.93)
▶ Loid Forger : I need to be on my guard.	(0:06:58.43)
▶ Yor Forger : Loid, thank you very much.	(0:07:00.34)
▶ Yor Forger : I'm a bit embarrassed to say so,	(0:07:03.86)
▶ Yor Forger : but thank you for welcoming him into your family, despite his rudeness.	(0:07:05.84)
▶ Loid Forger : Yuri clearly loves you very much, Yor.	(0:07:11.29)
▶ Loid Forger : I don't have any family or friends I can rely on, other than my daughter,	(0:07:15.76)
▶ Loid Forger : so I admit that I was a little envious of you two.	(0:07:19.57)
▶ Yor Forger : Loid...	(0:07:21.94)
▶ Loid Forger : Though my daughter is also just part of a pretend family.	(0:07:23.48)
▶ Loid Forger : Well, anyway. I'm glad he didn't find out about our pretend marriage.	(0:07:25.52)
▶ Yor Forger : Yes.	(0:07:33.00)
▶ Yor Forger : I'm suddenly very tired, now that I'm relieved.	(0:07:34.84)
▶ Yor Forger : Why don't we head to bed after we clean up?	(0:07:38.10)
▶ Loid Forger : Er, in separate beds, of course! I'll change things back!	(0:07:42.17)
▶ Yor Forger : R-Right.	(0:07:45.32)
▶ Anya Forger : Papa... Pwease save Earth...	(0:07:47.02)
▶ Yor Forger : Now, Yuri... You'll make me mad if you hit Loid...	(0:07:52.27)
▶ Loid Forger : I can't remember the last time I felt envious of another.	(0:08:02.31)
▶ Loid Forger : I should sleep. I'm sure I'm just exhausted.	(0:08:06.37)
▶ Loid Forger : Yet my mission still continues on tomorrow.	(0:08:09.13)
▶ Yuri Briar : I beg your pardon.	(0:08:19.20)
▶ Yuri Briar : Which way is the station?	(0:08:24.62)
▶ EXTRA : Get to the hospital first, pal!	(0:08:26.35)
▶ Anya Forger : Morning, pwease.	(0:08:33.05)
▶ Anya Forger : You seem very green today, Papa.	(0:08:36.89)
▶ Loid Forger : Quit talking in your sleep and go wash your face.	(0:08:39.53)
▶ Yor Forger : Good morning!	(0:08:47.48)
▶ Yor Forger : It's too bad you didn't get to meet Yuri yesterday.	(0:08:52.71)
▶ Anya Forger : Who's that?	(0:08:55.86)
▶ Yor Forger : Huh?! But she was so looking forward to meeting him!	(0:08:57.23)
▶ Loid Forger : Things sure did get lively yesterday.	(0:09:02.02)
▶ Yor Forger : I'm very sorry.	(0:09:04.71)
▶ Loid Forger : Who'd have thought Yor's brother would be like that?	(0:09:06.22)
▶ Anya Forger : Oh! Unkie!	(0:09:08.74)
▶ Loid Forger : And he's part of the secret police, my greatest foe as a spy.	(0:09:10.22)
▶ Anya Forger : S-Secret police?!	(0:09:14.36)
▶ Anya Forger : What's that?	(0:09:17.75)
▶ Anya Forger : ＂Secret＂ plus ＂police＂...	(0:09:20.89)
▶ Anya Forger : That sounds so exciting!	(0:09:24.37)
▶ Anya Forger : Why didn't you introduce me to him?!	(0:09:26.50)
▶ Anya Forger : Gimme back the excitement I wasted!	(0:09:29.28)
▶ Loid Forger : You wanted to meet him that badly?	(0:09:30.79)
▶ Loid Forger : Well, at least the storm has passed for now.	(0:09:33.62)
▶ Loid Forger : I need to concentrate on Anya's education.	(0:09:35.99)
▶ Loid Forger : Come on, hurry up and eat. You'll be late.	(0:09:39.02)
▶ Anya Forger : Om... nom...	(0:09:44.86)
▶ Yor Forger : Don't worry, you'll see be able to see him soon.	(0:09:46.01)
▶ Loid Forger : Has the threat truly passed?	(0:09:48.80)
▶ Loid Forger : Yor Briar, whose younger brother is a member of the secret police...	(0:09:51.40)
▶ Loid Forger : Previously, there was nothing suspicious surrounding her.	(0:09:54.47)
▶ Loid Forger : She didn't seem to know what her brother's true occupation is,	(0:09:58.16)
▶ Loid Forger : so my intuition says she's still clear.	(0:10:00.96)
▶ Loid Forger : Besides, if she knew her brother worked at the State Security Service,	(0:10:02.73)
▶ Loid Forger : there'd be no concern over suspicions arising about her being single.	(0:10:05.60)
▶ Loid Forger : No, it's dangerous to be too certain.	(0:10:08.93)
▶ Loid Forger : What if she was just acting and this was all a lie to get closer to me?	(0:10:10.67)
▶ Loid Forger : Suspect everything, Twilight.	(0:10:16.38)
▶ Anya Forger : Papa, Mama is...	(0:10:20.34)
▶ Loid Forger : What is it?	(0:10:23.82)
▶ Anya Forger : Mama is...	(0:10:26.59)
▶ Anya Forger : bad at cooking.	(0:10:28.91)
▶ Yor Forger : So it was obvious that I made breakfast this morning!	(0:10:30.25)
▶ Yor Forger : I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!	(0:10:34.23)
▶ Yor Forger : I did do my best.	(0:10:35.88)
▶ Loid Forger : Ah, by the way, Yor...	(0:10:41.92)
▶ Yor Forger : Yes?	(0:10:43.30)
▶ Loid Forger : Er, I just...	(0:10:44.74)
▶ Loid Forger : I guess putting a listening device on her is going too far.	(0:10:47.32)
▶ Loid Forger : No, I need to silence any doubts now.	(0:10:50.99)
▶ Loid Forger : Even a moment's carelessness could mean death.	(0:10:53.66)
▶ Loid Forger : It could also mean the lives of tens of thousands of people.	(0:10:55.77)
▶ Loid Forger : I need to do this to prove Yor's innocence.	(0:10:59.10)
▶ Loid Forger : You've got something on your neck.	(0:11:01.92)
▶ Yor Forger : Huh? Thank you very much.	(0:11:05.71)
▶ Yor Forger : That startled me. I thought he was going to give me a kiss goodbye.	(0:11:08.18)
▶ Anya Forger : Wha?!	(0:11:11.68)
▶ Yor Forger : I s-still haven't forgotten about last night...	(0:11:13.35)
▶ Yor Forger : I can't kiss or even cook.	(0:11:17.95)
▶ Yor Forger : Loid managed to smooth things over last night,	(0:11:21.27)
▶ Yor Forger : but I'm probably not acting like a proper wife.	(0:11:24.83)
▶ Yor Forger : I may be imagining it, but Loid seems a bit more distant today.	(0:11:29.66)
▶ Yor Forger : Maybe he's gotten sick of me being so disappointing.	(0:11:34.54)
▶ Loid Forger : I need to be on my guard.	(0:11:40.31)
▶ Loid Forger : What's the matter, Anya?	(0:11:51.65)
▶ Anya Forger : Mama and Papa need to get along.	(0:11:54.07)
▶ Loid Forger : W-Well, we aren't fighting or anything.	(0:11:59.12)
▶ Yor Forger : Th-That's right.	(0:12:02.93)
▶ Loid Forger : And you make sure you get along with your classmates.	(0:12:04.53)
▶ Anya Forger : Yep.	(0:12:08.13)
▶ Loid Forger : We should get going, too.	(0:12:11.35)
▶ Yor Forger : Oh, right.	(0:12:12.66)
▶ Loid Forger : Children are so curiously observant at times.	(0:12:15.32)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : Hey, Yuri.	(0:12:26.83)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : Why are you covered in bandages?	(0:12:28.72)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : Didn't you go celebrate your sister's wedding yesterday?	(0:12:30.80)
▶ Yuri Briar : I don't really remember what happened.	(0:12:34.25)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : You probably got drunk and picked a fight with her husband.	(0:12:37.07)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : You really need to quit drinking.	(0:12:40.94)
▶ Yuri Briar : Well, I can't let a guy like that be with my sister.	(0:12:42.62)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : Was he that disagreeable?	(0:12:44.66)
▶ Yuri Briar : I think...	(0:12:50.49)
▶ Yuri Briar : he was...	(0:12:52.45)
▶ Yuri Briar : a good guy.	(0:12:54.29)
▶ Yuri Briar : But con men and spies always try to act like good people.	(0:12:56.29)
▶ Yuri Briar : That's it! Hopefully he's a spy! Then I can throw him in a cell!	(0:12:59.72)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : Calm down. Do you have any proof of this?	(0:13:02.48)
▶ Yuri Briar : Shit!	(0:13:04.92)
▶ Yuri Briar : I totally forgot to bug their living room and bedrooms!	(0:13:06.17)
▶ Yuri Briar : Wait, no!	(0:13:11.23)
▶ Yuri Briar : If I happened to hear Sis's voice in those situations,	(0:13:12.77)
▶ Yuri Briar : my heart wouldn't be able to bear it!	(0:13:15.71)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : Did you give yourself those injuries?	(0:13:17.53)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : You need to detach from your sister so you can concentrate on your work more.	(0:13:23.64)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : Our job is to capture	(0:13:28.22)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : spies from the West, namely, Twilight.	(0:13:30.72)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : Because that will lead to your sister's safety.	(0:13:33.93)
▶ Yuri Briar : I know that. For now...	(0:13:38.54)
▶ Yuri Briar : Loid Forger, the day you make my sister cry...	(0:13:40.97)
▶ Camilla : What's with her?	(0:13:52.14)
▶ Millie : She said something like, ＂I'm a failure of a wife.＂	(0:13:53.38)
▶ Sharon : Heya.	(0:13:56.80)
▶ Millie : Oh, Sharon.	(0:13:57.75)
▶ Sharon : Huh? How do you become a good wife?	(0:14:00.56)
▶ Sharon : Are you two not getting along?	(0:14:04.07)
▶ Yor Forger : Well, it's not exactly that...	(0:14:06.25)
▶ Yor Forger : It's just... This is my first time being with a man in general,	(0:14:08.56)
▶ Yor Forger : It's just... This is my first time being with a man in general,	(0:14:08.92)
▶ Yor Forger : so I'm unsure of how to act.	(0:14:12.32)
▶ Loid Forger : I was curious when I looked into her past connections,	(0:14:15.31)
▶ Loid Forger : but I guess Yor has really never dated a man before.	(0:14:18.67)
▶ Yor Forger : I'm worried that things can't go on like this.	(0:14:22.59)
▶ Yor Forger : It doesn't help that I can't cook.	(0:14:26.30)
▶ Loid Forger : Anya's words really got to her.	(0:14:29.43)
▶ Loid Forger : It appears that Yor is trying to seem more wifely for the sake of our pretend family.	(0:14:32.27)
▶ Loid Forger : No, wait.	(0:14:37.95)
▶ Loid Forger : She could also be trying to act like the perfect wife to put one over on me.	(0:14:39.18)
▶ Camilla : It must be rough when your husband is clearly so much better than you.	(0:14:43.57)
▶ Millie : Why don't you two just call it quits?	(0:14:47.25)
▶ Yor Forger : Er, I'd like to avoid that.	(0:14:49.37)
▶ Loid Forger : Yor's relationship with her coworkers seems a bit, er, uh...	(0:14:51.67)
▶ EXTRA : Hey, you four!	(0:14:55.87)
▶ EXTRA : Hey, you four!	(0:14:56.58)
▶ EXTRA : Quit yapping and get to work.	(0:14:57.45)
▶ Camilla : Gah! It's the section chief.	(0:14:59.27)
▶ EXTRA : Say, Yor...	(0:15:01.32)
▶ EXTRA : Could you go drop this off at the post office for me?	(0:15:03.11)
▶ Yor Forger : Yes, sir.	(0:15:06.58)
▶ Loid Forger : I guess I'll have to make a move if I want to clear the air for good.	(0:15:08.28)
▶ Yor Forger : Come to think of it, Loid and I have separate bank accounts.	(0:15:19.81)
▶ Yor Forger : If I contributed a bit of my earnings from my actual job,	(0:15:25.29)
▶ Yor Forger : would I be able to help Loid out?	(0:15:29.09)
▶ Yor Forger : But I can't make him suspicious of me, either.	(0:15:32.65)
▶ Yor Forger : Not to mention, I don't think this was really a financial issue...	(0:15:35.34)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : You there. I'd like to ask you a few questions.	(0:15:39.93)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : May we have a bit of your time?	(0:15:44.98)
▶ Yor Forger : Th-The secret police!	(0:15:46.58)
▶ Yor Forger : D-Did I do something wrong, sir?	(0:15:49.09)
▶ Yor Forger : Was I being far too suspicious by looking at ads meant for families,	(0:15:51.99)
▶ Yor Forger : when I'm clearly lacking as a wife?	(0:15:56.14)
▶ Yor Forger : I-I-I'm married!	(0:15:57.89)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : We're not hitting on you.	(0:16:01.21)
▶ Franky Franklin : What the hell is this?!	(0:16:04.15)
▶ Franky Franklin : You call me outta nowhere and tell me to dress like this	(0:16:05.56)
▶ Franky Franklin : so we can question your wife?!	(0:16:08.07)
▶ Loid Forger : Just shut up and follow the plan. This is all for my mission.	(0:16:09.72)
▶ Franky Franklin : I've got nothing to do with that!	(0:16:13.05)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : We are inspecting the mail.	(0:16:15.83)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : You just tried to mail this...	(0:16:19.20)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : But it clearly contains a code meant for the West.	(0:16:21.31)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : Is the sender, Burns, your superior?	(0:16:24.84)
▶ Yor Forger : Y-Yes.	(0:16:27.40)
▶ Franky Franklin : What is your name?	(0:16:28.83)
▶ Yor Forger : Yor Bri—	(0:16:30.01)
▶ Yor Forger : I-It's Yor Forger.	(0:16:31.26)
▶ Franky Franklin : Well, well, well... Yor Forger, eh?	(0:16:34.37)
▶ Franky Franklin : It clearly states your name right here as a collaborator!	(0:16:38.51)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : He's really into this.	(0:16:43.26)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : So you're in cahoots.	(0:16:45.22)
▶ Yor Forger : I-I have no idea about this. This must be some kind of mistake.	(0:16:47.32)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : You'd be better off if you told the truth.	(0:16:50.33)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : Speaking of city hall, someone from the finance department was caught the other day.	(0:16:52.56)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : Clearly, the corruption within has spread far and wide.	(0:16:56.70)
▶ Franky Franklin : I heard he met a pitiful end.	(0:16:59.56)
▶ Franky Franklin : The intense torture got to him physically and mentally,	(0:17:02.29)
▶ Franky Franklin : and he apparently offed himself in his cell.	(0:17:04.76)
▶ Franky Franklin : And I heard last month, they caught another woman around this chick's age.	(0:17:08.04)
▶ Franky Franklin : You know, that official's secretary.	(0:17:12.23)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : What kind of characterization is he going for?	(0:17:14.23)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : Ah, her.	(0:17:16.49)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : She was freed once we found out she had family in State Security Service.	(0:17:18.02)
▶ Franky Franklin : Man, talk about an awesome benefit.	(0:17:21.34)
▶ Franky Franklin : Our family members can be let off the hook of most allegations.	(0:17:23.49)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : Enough talking. You'll be coming with us to the station.	(0:17:27.99)
▶ Loid Forger : If she's aware that Yuri works for the State Security Service,	(0:17:31.43)
▶ Loid Forger : this will all be solved as soon as she mentions Yuri's name.	(0:17:34.58)
▶ Loid Forger : There's no reason for her to be secretive to one of his coworkers,	(0:17:37.39)
▶ Loid Forger : and if she resists, she'll further make us suspicious.	(0:17:40.45)
▶ Loid Forger : Come on, Yor. If you're in on this, ask your brother for help.	(0:17:45.02)
▶ Loid Forger : And if you're not...	(0:17:49.61)
▶ Yor Forger : I...	(0:17:51.47)
▶ Yor Forger : work hard every day for the citizens of this country.	(0:17:52.78)
▶ Yor Forger : I would never participate in espionage!	(0:17:56.12)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : No use playing dumb with us!	(0:17:58.44)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : Just shut up and come with—	(0:18:00.36)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!	(0:18:03.71)
▶ Yor Forger : I'm quite certain I mentioned that I was married.	(0:18:06.35)
▶ Yor Forger : Please do not touch me so casually.	(0:18:09.35)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : You do realize you're putting your family in danger by doing this, don't you?	(0:18:11.12)
▶ Yor Forger : My younger brother and husband are both kind	(0:18:15.42)
▶ Yor Forger : and upstanding members of society.	(0:18:18.12)
▶ Yor Forger : If you ever unjustly harm either of them,	(0:18:20.22)
▶ Yor Forger : I frankly do not care if I'm dealing with you two.	(0:18:26.36)
▶ Yor Forger : I will show no mercy!	(0:18:28.91)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : Hey, Second Lieutenant Mop...	(0:18:35.74)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : Are you certain about this cipher?	(0:18:37.58)
▶ Franky Franklin : What? Of course I'm—	(0:18:39.78)
▶ Franky Franklin : What the?!	(0:18:41.41)
▶ Franky Franklin : Looking closer, this is clearly not the raccoon cipher.	(0:18:43.13)
▶ Franky Franklin : It's the caterpillar cipher!	(0:18:45.12)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : If we decode this message...	(0:18:47.08)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : This is a letter Burns sent to a renowned hemorrhoids doctor.	(0:18:48.97)
▶ Yor Forger : Huh?	(0:18:52.44)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : I see. He used a cipher because he was embarrassed.	(0:18:53.32)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : How confusing.	(0:18:56.85)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : So, yes, it would appear we had the wrong idea.	(0:18:58.78)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : Your name isn't on here at all.	(0:19:01.54)
▶ SSS Lieutenant : You may leave, but make sure you keep quiet about this for Mr. Burns's sake, too.	(0:19:03.34)
▶ Franky Franklin : Well, that was quite the farce.	(0:19:13.67)
▶ Franky Franklin : Considering how she acted, it's pretty clear she has no connections with the secret police.	(0:19:16.18)
▶ Franky Franklin : Hey, come on. Don't tell me you feel guilty for doubting her.	(0:19:22.51)
▶ Loid Forger : I don't.	(0:19:26.45)
▶ Franky Franklin : I've warned you about this before, but don't develop unnecessary feelings for her.	(0:19:27.43)
▶ Franky Franklin : If you value your life, don't trust anyone.	(0:19:31.24)
▶ Franky Franklin : We have no other way to survive.	(0:19:34.17)
▶ Loid Forger : Somehow, it's extremely infuriating to hear those words from that face.	(0:19:40.08)
▶ Franky Franklin : But you made that face!	(0:19:44.41)
▶ Franky Franklin : Damn it! I thought I could land a few chicks with that face on.	(0:19:46.49)
▶ Franky Franklin : My precious hot-guy face!	(0:19:49.94)
▶ Loid Forger : It's a terrible idea to date a woman while deceiving her.	(0:19:52.39)
▶ Franky Franklin : Did you really just say that?	(0:19:55.58)
▶ Yor Forger : Today was terribly nerve-wracking.	(0:20:01.83)
▶ Yor Forger : I was almost arrested, meaning not only would I be ruined as a wife,	(0:20:04.70)
▶ Yor Forger : but I would've destroyed the Forgers.	(0:20:08.84)
▶ Loid Forger : Oh, hello, Yor.	(0:20:11.60)
▶ Yor Forger : Loid...	(0:20:13.25)
▶ Loid Forger : What a coincidence. Why don't we go home together?	(0:20:14.35)
▶ Loid Forger : Oh? There's something on your collar again, Yor.	(0:20:17.15)
▶ Yor Forger : I'm so sorry.	(0:20:23.49)
▶ Yor Forger : Apparently, I'm such a failure as wife that I can't even keep up proper appearances.	(0:20:25.21)
▶ Loid Forger : Well, if you ask me, Yor...	(0:20:30.87)
▶ Loid Forger : Perhaps many families throughout this world are somehow putting on an act,	(0:20:33.12)
▶ Loid Forger : thinking, ＂A wife should be like this,＂ or, ＂You're supposed to be the parent.＂	(0:20:38.53)
▶ Loid Forger : Of course, I believe that working hard to be your best self is admirable.	(0:20:42.23)
▶ Loid Forger : But if you dwell on that so much that you lose yourself,	(0:20:45.88)
▶ Loid Forger : things that should go well might fall apart.	(0:20:49.88)
▶ Loid Forger : Many people suffering like that come to my hospital all the time.	(0:20:53.31)
▶ Loid Forger : Putting on an act all the time can become tiring.	(0:20:59.50)
▶ Yor Forger : Loid...	(0:21:04.82)
▶ Loid Forger : And that's why I want you to be as you are, Yor.	(0:21:07.08)
▶ Loid Forger : The more confident you seem, the less people will suspect anything.	(0:21:10.20)
▶ Loid Forger : And I'm sure Anya will be happier seeing you smile.	(0:21:13.84)
▶ Yor Forger : Thank you very much. I...	(0:21:18.69)
▶ Yor Forger : I'm truly grateful that I married you, Loid!	(0:21:22.90)
▶ Franky Franklin : Don't tell me you feel guilty for doubting her.	(0:21:32.29)
▶ Yor Forger : What did you just throw away?	(0:21:44.26)
▶ Loid Forger : Oh, just the lint I found on your collar earlier.	(0:21:45.97)
▶ Loid Forger : More importantly,	(0:21:48.77)
▶ Loid Forger : we didn't even do anything to celebrate our one-year wedding anniversary.	(0:21:50.21)
▶ Loid Forger : Why don't we buy some cake on our way home?	(0:21:53.89)
▶ Yor Forger : That's a lovely idea!	(0:21:55.87)
▶ Anya Forger : Papa, Mama! I have returned!	(0:22:02.87)
▶ Yor Forger : Welcome home, Miss Anya.	(0:22:07.31)
▶ Loid Forger : What's the matter?	(0:22:09.76)
▶ Anya Forger : Papa and Mama are getting along!	(0:22:13.50)
▶ Loid Forger : I told you that we were never fighting to begin with.	(0:22:18.39)
▶ Yor Forger : We have cake, Miss Anya!	(0:22:21.47)
▶ Anya Forger : I want some cake!	(0:22:23.85)
▶ Loid Forger : Hey, now. You're going to bother the people downstairs.	(0:22:26.03)

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