 Keiichirou Nagumo : Mashiro! Keep it together! |
(0:00:10.07) |
 Tarou Nezu : Big sis! |
(0:00:11.70) |
 Mashiro Nakanishi : It's gone! |
(0:02:04.38) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : No way! It's really not here! |
(0:02:05.66) |
 Yuu Asunaro : What's the matter? |
(0:02:08.08) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Did you lose something? |
(0:02:09.45) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : What do I do?
I lost something really important! |
(0:02:11.44) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Something important? Your ladylike grace? |
(0:02:15.32) |
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Tarou Nezu : Your dignity? |
(0:02:17.83) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : My smartphone!
I lost my smartphone somewhere! |
(0:02:20.35) |
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Tarou Nezu : Want me to call you from my phone? |
(0:02:25.61) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Ooh, thanks! And sorry for slaughtering you! |
(0:02:28.35) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Please be in the room. |
(0:02:31.51) |
Tarou Nezu : Let's see...
Passcode: eight, nine, three... |
(0:02:33.91) |
Tarou Nezu : It ain't like that!
I got permission, I swear! |
(0:02:39.10) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : Can you do that outside? You're gonna
turn the office into a passage to hell. |
(0:02:42.51) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : I don't hear it. |
(0:02:47.37) |
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Tarou Nezu : You didn't leave it on silent mode, did you? |
(0:02:49.52) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : I don't think so. |
(0:02:51.88) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : I must've dropped it somewhere outside. |
(0:02:54.03) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Someone answered. |
(0:02:58.46) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Oh, hello? I'm the owner of that smartphone. |
(0:02:59.62) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Thank you for picking it up for me! |
(0:03:03.88) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Huh? |
(0:03:12.40) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : You know... |
(0:03:20.58) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : You might want to choose
your words more carefully. |
(0:03:22.81) |
Tarou Nezu : I'd like it if you could handle
my phone more carefully. |
(0:03:26.33) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : Seriously, stop putting weird spiritual
attributes on things in the office. |
(0:03:52.13) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : All that spit you just cheerfully
released into the air |
(0:03:56.65) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : will turn into 10,000 lances
that will pierce your heart. |
(0:04:00.07) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : What conversation ends
in that kind of abuse? |
(0:04:03.94) |
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Tarou Nezu : They're talking about a smartphone, right? |
(0:04:06.44) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Well? What's your game? |
(0:04:08.69) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Fine. |
(0:04:31.31) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : And what's the first mission? |
(0:04:33.13) |
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Tarou Nezu : This seems kinda heavy for her first mission. |
(0:04:50.59) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : What's that thief after, anyway? |
(0:04:53.81) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Yeah, baby! |
(0:05:14.29) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : The local old lady who threw
a bunch of hyuganatsu at me |
(0:05:26.41) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : when I was playing baseball
at the pet cemetery. |
(0:05:29.74) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Good job, Mashiro. |
(0:05:35.50) |
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Tarou Nezu : I knew you could do it, big sis! |
(0:05:37.08) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Okay, what's the next mission? |
(0:05:42.16) |
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Tarou Nezu : This scene seems oddly familiar. |
(0:05:50.71) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : Don't they say you can die
if you get stung by a bee twice? |
(0:05:53.46) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Yeah, something like that. |
(0:05:56.74) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Screw it! I'm going in! |
(0:06:01.17) |
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Tarou Nezu : Big sis, at least wear protective gear! |
(0:06:03.02) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : And you don't need the honey dipper. |
(0:06:05.06) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Piece o' cake. |
(0:06:07.76) |
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Tarou Nezu : Whoa! Your face looks bad, big sis! |
(0:06:09.04) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : You look like a potato that's been
spoiled by organic farming. |
(0:06:11.55) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Please! |
(0:06:24.55) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : Please buy this ballpoint pen
for 10,000 yen! I'm begging you! |
(0:06:26.20) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : I'm flat broke! |
(0:06:31.91) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : My starving brethren are awaiting
my return in a V formation! |
(0:06:33.58) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Please help me out! |
(0:06:41.26) |
 Hana Kazamaki : Master, here's your coffee. |
(0:07:17.77) |
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Hana Kazamaki : You prefer it black, yes? |
(0:07:20.12) |
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Yuu Asunaro : Yes, thank you. |
(0:07:22.31) |
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Hana Kazamaki : What's the matter? You look lost in thought. |
(0:07:24.73) |
Hana Kazamaki : Are you looking at
some obscene website again? |
(0:07:27.89) |
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Yuu Asunaro : Yeah. |
(0:07:30.77) |
Yuu Asunaro : See? Check this out!
Isn't the way hippos defecate amazing? |
(0:07:32.68) |
Hana Kazamaki : Hey! Why are you watching
such a disgusting video?! |
(0:07:34.60) |
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Yuu Asunaro : I'm just kidding. |
(0:07:38.15) |
Yuu Asunaro : I was reading an article on a serial ＂smartphone
molester＂ who's been hitting this area. |
(0:07:39.94) |
Hana Kazamaki : Oh, about those young women
losing their smartphones? |
(0:07:44.71) |
Yuu Asunaro : Some guy claims he's found
the woman's smartphone, |
(0:07:49.59) |
Yuu Asunaro : then gives her impossible tasks
to complete to get it back. |
(0:07:51.87) |
Yuu Asunaro : And after he's had his fun
toying with the woman, |
(0:07:56.28) |
Yuu Asunaro : she's lost all strength and rational thought,
making her easy prey for the man to attack. |
(0:07:58.94) |
Hana Kazamaki : This man is definitely stealing
the smartphones, then. |
(0:08:05.04) |
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Yuu Asunaro : Most likely. |
(0:08:08.52) |
Hana Kazamaki : He probably watches the suffering woman
from fairly close by. |
(0:08:09.85) |
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Hana Kazamaki : What a deplorable sadist. |
(0:08:13.83) |
Hana Kazamaki : Scum. Trash. Garbage.
Glasses. Hakama wearer. |
(0:08:15.79) |
Yuu Asunaro : Did you just seamlessly turn that
into insults against me? |
(0:08:19.77) |
Yuu Asunaro : Still, would women really go through
all that just for their phones? |
(0:08:22.61) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Well, of course. |
(0:08:25.94) |
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Hana Kazamaki : To a girl, someone seeing your smartphone |
(0:08:28.57) |
Hana Kazamaki : is only just behind being seen naked
on the humiliation scale. |
(0:08:30.60) |
 Fuu-chan : Hey, mister. |
(0:09:01.30) |
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Fuu-chan : You dropped your phone. |
(0:09:03.45) |
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Fuu-chan : Just kidding. |
(0:09:05.43) |
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Fuu-chan : I'm a good pickpocket, too, aren't I? |
(0:09:07.27) |
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Fuu-chan : Found the thief. |
(0:09:11.87) |
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Fuu-chan : Prepare to launch! |
(0:09:13.81) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Oh, Fuu-chan says she found the thief. |
(0:09:20.42) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : That little shit saves the day again! |
(0:09:22.88) |
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Tarou Nezu : What? How did she find him? |
(0:09:24.44) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : I figured he'd be nearby to make sure
I was completing his missions, |
(0:09:26.79) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : so I asked her to swipe the smartphones
off of any shady-looking guys around. |
(0:09:31.55) |
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Tarou Nezu : A-All of them? |
(0:09:36.43) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : She secretly returns them
if the owner's innocent, of course. |
(0:09:38.49) |
Tarou Nezu : So are you going to let Fuu-chan
take care of the thief? |
(0:09:41.85) |
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Tarou Nezu : Won't that put her in danger? |
(0:09:45.35) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Aw, she'll be fine. After all... |
(0:09:46.94) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : She has a guardian with her. |
(0:09:51.04) |
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Fuu-chan : Hey, you've got a pretty good job, huh? |
(0:10:13.63) |
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Fuu-chan : Adachi Koitaro-san, age thirty-four, single. |
(0:10:16.97) |
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Fuu-chan : I'm gonna give this to my dad, okay? |
(0:10:23.27) |
Fuu-chan : Oh, and just so you know,
my dad's a policeman. |
(0:10:25.50) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Whew, what a relief! |
(0:10:33.79) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : My smartphone came home. |
(0:10:35.99) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Thank you, Fuu-chan! |
(0:10:38.49) |
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Fuu-chan : Stay away from me, ugly! |
(0:10:40.51) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : Hey, Tasting-san,
what happened to your nipples? |
(0:10:44.85) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : That afro bastard gave us
trouble to the end. |
(0:10:51.05) |
Tarou Nezu : Why do you think he had an afro, anyway?
It didn't even look good on him. |
(0:10:53.27) |
 Azuha Hoshino : What? |
(0:11:00.19) |
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Azuha Hoshino : Did I drop my phone? |
(0:11:01.95) |
Azuha Hoshino : Man, this sucks.
It had all my personal info on it. |
(0:11:10.96) |
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Azuha Hoshino : Oh well. I'll just blow it up. |
(0:11:15.90) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : ♫ Happy birthday, old dude ♫ |
(0:11:25.58) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : ♫ Happy birthday, old dude ♫ |
(0:11:29.82) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : ♫ Happy birthday, dear Nagumo ♫ |
(0:11:34.13) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : No honorifics at all now, huh? |
(0:11:38.80) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : ♫ Happy birthday to you! ♫ |
(0:11:40.90) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : I almost feel bad about this. |
(0:11:46.39) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : You threw a birthday party
for an old dude like me? |
(0:11:48.31) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Go on. Blow out the candles. All in one go. |
(0:11:51.34) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : R-Right. |
(0:11:54.36) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Hang on. Mind if I lie down for a bit? |
(0:12:04.07) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : You're short on oxygen and
you didn't even blow them out? |
(0:12:07.20) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Okay, I'll blow them out. Here I go! |
(0:12:10.25) |
|
Keiichirou Nagumo : Wait! I have a bad feeling about... |
(0:12:12.82) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : I knew it! |
(0:12:16.82) |
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Hana Kazamaki : This is the real one. |
(0:12:18.80) |
Hana Kazamaki : I had a hunch this would happen,
so I switched it out with a toy cake. |
(0:12:20.46) |
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Yuu Asunaro : That's my Maki-chan. |
(0:12:24.46) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : This cake is great.
It's not too sweet at all. |
(0:12:31.83) |
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Hana Kazamaki : I'm glad you like it. |
(0:12:35.03) |
Hana Kazamaki : I chose one with a more subtle
sweetness to suit your tastes. |
(0:12:37.07) |
|
Hana Kazamaki : I'll switch out your coffee for a warm one. |
(0:12:42.32) |
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Hana Kazamaki : And I'll get you a fresh hot towel. |
(0:12:45.31) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Oh, I can do that for myself. |
(0:12:47.03) |
Hana Kazamaki : No, you're the star of the day.
You can stay seated. |
(0:12:50.31) |
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Hana Kazamaki : This special day only comes once a year. |
(0:12:53.45) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : Man, I wonder where he found
such a thoughtful assistant. |
(0:12:56.30) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Don't look at me while you say that. |
(0:13:01.20) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : I happen to believe I'm very
thoughtful! |
(0:13:03.18) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Uh, I've never seen anyone less
thoughtful! |
(0:13:06.70) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : And how do you get cake there
, anyway? |
(0:13:09.30) |
|
Mashiro Nakanishi : Oh, right. |
(0:13:11.94) |
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Yuu Asunaro : Maki-chan was selected in an audition. |
(0:13:13.72) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : An audition? |
(0:13:16.30) |
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Yuu Asunaro : When my popularity skyrocketed, |
(0:13:17.53) |
Yuu Asunaro : I decided it was time
to start up my own business, |
(0:13:20.58) |
Yuu Asunaro : so I talked to someone I know
who's a producer for a TV network. |
(0:13:24.18) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : What?! Who would hesitate
to agree to five million?! |
(0:13:49.77) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : The old dude would run around naked |
(0:13:52.94) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : and lick the producer's shoes
until they dissolved for that amount! |
(0:13:55.27) |
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Yuu Asunaro : Nagumo-sensei would never do such a thing! |
(0:13:58.55) |
|
Keiichirou Nagumo : Actually, I would. |
(0:14:01.36) |
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Yuu Asunaro : Sensei?! |
(0:14:02.48) |
|
Mashiro Nakanishi : Well? What happened after that? |
(0:14:03.86) |
|
Mashiro Nakanishi : I wanna know more! Tell me! |
(0:14:06.03) |
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Yuu Asunaro : Sure. In that case... |
(0:14:08.24) |
|
Yuu Asunaro : Asunaro Theater, Act 1: |
(0:14:10.32) |
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Yuu Asunaro : The First Meeting. |
(0:14:15.04) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : This suddenly got obnoxious. |
(0:14:16.26) |
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Yuu Asunaro : So that's how we met. |
(0:17:16.99) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Wow, Maki-chan, you were so cool! |
(0:17:19.05) |
Hana Kazamaki : Master, please! Don't tell them
such ridiculous things. |
(0:17:21.39) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : So why did you decide to be
a detective's assistant, Maki-chan? |
(0:17:24.98) |
|
Hana Kazamaki : W-Well, I... |
(0:17:29.54) |
Hana Kazamaki : I always wanted to work in the background
supporting the one in the limelight. |
(0:17:31.45) |
Yuu Asunaro : Oh, come on. You wanted to work
for me
specifically, didn't you? |
(0:17:36.74) |
Hana Kazamaki : You don't have any action commands other than
＂excrete＂ and ＂sexually harass,＂ do you, Master? |
(0:17:41.50) |
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Yuu Asunaro : That's the meanest one I've heard in a while! |
(0:17:46.17) |
|
Yuu Asunaro : Oh, that's right. |
(0:17:48.38) |
Yuu Asunaro : I wanted to hear your story,
too, Nagumo-sensei. |
(0:17:49.87) |
|
Yuu Asunaro : Like the day you started up this office. |
(0:17:53.29) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Ooh! I don't know about that, either. Tell us! |
(0:17:55.61) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Aw, jeez. All right, then. |
(0:17:58.49) |
|
Keiichirou Nagumo : How did the genius Nagumo come to be? |
(0:18:01.86) |
|
Mashiro Nakanishi : This is just as obnoxious as the last one. |
(0:18:07.53) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : Wait, wait, wait!
What is
that grotesque creature?! |
(0:18:17.81) |
|
Keiichirou Nagumo : Oh, uh, I don't remember his face too well. |
(0:18:20.80) |
|
Mashiro Nakanishi : Is this some kind of fever dream?! |
(0:18:34.95) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : So I signed a bunch of paperwork,
and opened my office here. |
(0:18:37.39) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : Why is even your own model
drifting off into obscurity? |
(0:18:47.85) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : Been a while since I used
my head that much. I'm beat. |
(0:18:51.31) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : I'm gonna lie down for a bit. |
(0:18:54.40) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : You're really on the brink,
aren't you, old dude? |
(0:18:56.07) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : Well, he's a lost cause.
Tell me more of your story. |
(0:18:59.96) |
Yuu Asunaro : All right. How about the story
of our first job together? |
(0:19:03.85) |
|
Yuu Asunaro : Asunaro Theater, Act 2: |
(0:19:07.26) |
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Yuu Asunaro : Getting Closer. |
(0:19:12.14) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : Are you required to use
these obnoxious episode titles? |
(0:19:13.51) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : That almost makes you seem
legit heroic. How infuriating. |
(0:21:13.92) |
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Yuu Asunaro : I don't just seem
heroic. I am
heroic! |
(0:21:17.84) |
Hana Kazamaki : Oh, come on. Isn't that
enough talk about the past? |
(0:21:22.26) |
|
Hana Kazamaki : Well, Master? Are you having any cake? |
(0:21:25.22) |
|
Yuu Asunaro : Okay, you can feed it to me. |
(0:21:27.77) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Please don't get ahead of yourself. |
(0:21:29.86) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : Okay, for starters,
don't sleep through your own birthday! |
(0:21:59.91) |
|
Keiichirou Nagumo : Water. Get me some water, please. |
(0:22:05.61) |
