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Do unto others before they undo you.
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Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
-- Aleister Crowley
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Edit 2604
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Do what you can to prolong your life,
in the hope that someday you'll learn what it's for.
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Edit 2605
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Do you believe in intuition?
No, but I have a strange feeling that someday I will.
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Do you feel personally responsible for the world food shortage?
Every time you go to the beach, does the tide come in?
Have you ever eaten an entire moose?
Can you see your neck?
Do joggers take laps around you for exercise?
If so, welcome to National Fat Week.
This week we'll eat without guilt, and kick off our membership campaign,
...by force-feeding a box of cornstarch to a skinny person.
-- Garfield
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Edit 2607
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Do you guys know what you're doing, or are you just hacking?
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Edit 2608
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Do you have lysdexia?
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Edit 2609
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Do YOU have redeeming social value?
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Edit 2610
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Do you know, I think that Dr. Swift was silly to laugh about Laputa.
I believe it is a mistake to make a mock of people, just because they
think. There are ninety thousand people in this world who do not
think, for every one who does, and these people hate the thinkers
like poison. Even if some thinkers are fanciful, it is wrong to make
fun of them for it. Better to think about cucumbers even, than not
to think at all.
-- T. H. White
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Edit 2611
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Do you know Montana?
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Edit 2612
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Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education
is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.
-- Pete Seeger
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Edit 2613
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Do you mean that you not only want a wrong
answer, but a certain wrong answer?
-- Tobaben
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Edit 2614
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Do you realize the responsibility I carry? I'm the only person standing
between Nixon and the White House.
-- John F. Kennedy, in 1960
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Edit 2615
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Do you suffer painful elimination?
-- Donald E. Knuth, "Structured Programming with Gotos"
Do you suffer painful recrimination?
-- Nancy Boxer, "Structured Programming with Come-froms"
Do you suffer painful illumination?
-- Isaac Newton, "Optics"
Do you suffer painful hallucination?
-- Don Juan, cited by Carlos Casteneda
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Edit 2616
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Do you think that illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
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Edit 2617
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Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he
just whipped out a quarter?
-- Steven Wright
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Edit 2618
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Do you think your mother and I should have lived
comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?
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Edit 2619
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Do you want to know what's ahead for you, in your happiness at home,
your business success? Here's a telling test: Look in the mirror. Is
your skin smooth and lovely, your hair gleaming, your make-up glamorous?
Are you slender enough for your height? Do you stand erect, confident?
Yes? Then you are on your way to success as a woman.
-- Ladies' Home Journal, 1947 advertisement
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Edit 2620
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Do your otters do the shimmy?
Do they like to shake their tails?
Do your wombats sleep in tophats?
Is your garden full of snails?
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