Disraeli was pretty close: actually, there are Lies, Damn lies, Statistics,
Benchmarks, and Delivery dates.

Distance doesn't make you any smaller,
but it does make you part of a larger picture.

Distinctive, adj.:
	A different color or shape than our competitors.

Distress, n.:
	A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

District of Columbia pedestrians who leap over passing autos to escape
injury, and then strike the car as they come down, are liable for any
damage inflicted on the vehicle.

Distrust all those who love you extremely upon a very slight
acquaintance and without any visible reason.
		-- Lord Chesterfield

Ditat Deus.  (God enriches.)

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
		-- Cary Grant

Do clones have navels?

Do I like getting drunk?  Depends on who's doing the drinking.
		-- Amy Gorin

Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?

Do Miami a favor.  When you leave, take someone with you.

Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?

Do more than anyone expects, and pretty soon everyone will expect more.

Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.

Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses.

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
		-- Aesop

Do not despair of life.  You have no doubt force enough to overcome
your obstacles.  Think of the fox prowling through wood and field in
a winter night for something to satisfy his hunger.  Notwithstanding
cold and hounds and traps, his race survives.  I do not believe any
of them ever committed suicide.
		-- Henry David Thoreau

Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you.
Their tastes may not be the same.
		-- George Bernard Shaw

Do not drink coffee in early A.M.  It will keep you awake until noon.