Dinosaurs aren't extinct.  They've just learned to hide in the trees.

Diogenes, having abandoned his search for
truth, is now searching for a good fantasy.

Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?", someone
asked him, after a few days.
	"Not too bad", replied Diogenes. "I still have my lantern."

Diplomacy is about surviving until the next century.
Politics is about surviving until Friday afternoon.
		-- Sir Humphrey Appleby

Diplomacy is the art of letting the other party have things your way.
		-- Daniele Vare

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
		-- Wynn Catlin

Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way.
		-- Balfour

Diplomacy, n.:
	Lying in state.

Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics:

	1: Get elected.
	2: Get re-elected.
	3: Don't get mad, get even.
		-- Sen. Everett Dirksen

Disbar, n.:
	As distinguished from some other bar.

Disc space -- the final frontier!

Disclaimer: Any resemblance between the above views and those of my
employer, my terminal, or the view out my window are purely
coincidental.  Any resemblance between the above and my own views is
non-deterministic.  The question of the existence of views in the
absence of anyone to hold them is left as an exercise for the reader.
The question of the existence of the reader is left as an exercise for
the second god coefficient.  (A discussion of non-orthogonal,
non-integral polytheism is beyond the scope of this article.)

Disclaimer: "These opinions are my own, though for a small fee they be
yours too."
		-- Dave Haynie

DISCLAIMER:
Use of this advanced computing technology does not imply
an endorsement of Western industrial civilization.

Disclose classified information only when a NEED TO KNOW exists.

Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

Disease can be cured; fate is incurable.
		-- Chinese proverb

Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
		-- Euripides

Disk crisis, please clean up!

Disks travel in packs.