Design, v.:
	What you regret not doing later on.

Desist from enumerating your fowl
prior to their emergence from the shell.

Despising machines to a man,
The Luddites joined up with the Klan,
	And ride out by night
	In a sheeting of white
To lynch all the robots they can.
		-- C. M. and G. A. Maxson

Despite all appearances, your boss
is a thinking, feeling, human being.

Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will
be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over
the table.
		-- The Anarchist Cookbook

Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't,
don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
		-- Joseph Heller, "God Knows"

Detroit is Cleveland without the glitter.

DeVries' Dilemma:
	If you hit two keys on the typewriter,
	the one you don't want hits the paper.

Dianetics is a milestone for man comparable to his discovery of
fire and superior to his invention of the wheel and the arch.
		-- L. Ron Hubbard

Dibble's First Law of Sociology:
	Some do, some don't.

Did I say 2?  I lied.

Did it ever occur to you that fat chance
and slim chance mean the same thing?

Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control
has already been born?
		-- Benny Hill

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?  I think
that's how dogs spend their lives.
		-- Sue Murphy

Did you ever wonder what you'd say to God if He sneezed?

Did you hear about the model who sat
on a broken bottle and cut a nice figure?

Did you hear that Captain Crunch, Sugar Bear, Tony the Tiger, and
Snap, Crackle and Pop were all murdered recently...

Police suspect the work of a cereal killer!

Did you hear that there's a group of South American Indians that worship
the number zero?

Is nothing sacred?

Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have
only recaptured 116 of them?

Did you know?
		EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED,
			   APPROXIMATELY
		       150,000,000 YEASTS ARE
			      KILLED

		 Come to the award-winning 1987 film,
		  "The Very Small and Quiet Screams"
	-- a cinematic electromicrograph of yeasts being baked.

A must for those who care about yeast, and especially for those who don't.

			     SPONSORED BY
		Brown Anaerobe Rights Coalition (BARC)
	       Student Bakers for Social Responsibility
	      Coalition for the ELevation of Life (CELL)
		   Campus Crusade for Fetal Matters

Defend all life: "From greatest to least, from human to yeast!"