Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
		-- R. Geis

Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.

Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'.

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.

Death is only a state of mind.

Only it doesn't leave you much time to think about anything else.

Death rays don't kill people, people kill people!

Death to all fanatics!

DEATH WISH:
	The only wish that always comes true, whether or not one wishes it to.

Debug is human, de-fix divine.

Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance,
and bragged about forever. -- Button at the Boston Computer Museum

DEC diagnostics would run on a dead whale.
		-- Mel Ferentz

Decemba, n:	The 12th month of the year.
erra, n:	A mistake.
faa, n:		To, from, or at considerable distance.
Linder, n:	A female name.
memba, n:	To recall to the mind; think of again.
New Hampsha, n:	A state in the northeast United States.
New Yaak, n:	Another state in the northeast United States.
Novemba, n:	The 11th month of the year.
Octoba, n:	The 10th month of the year.
ova, n:		Location above or across a specified position.  What the
			season is when the Knicks quit playing.
		-- Massachewsetts Unabridged Dictionary

Decision maker, n.:
	The person in your office who was unable to form a task force
	before the music stopped.

Decisions of the judges will be final unless shouted down by a really over-
whelming majority of the crowd present.  Abusive and obscene language may
not be used by contestants when addressing members of the judging panel,
or, conversely, by members of the judging panel when addressing contestants
(unless struck by a boomerang).
		-- Mudgeeraba Creek Emu-Riding and Boomerang-Throwing Assoc.

Declared guilty... of displaying feelings of an almost human nature.
		-- Pink Floyd, "The Wall"

Decorate your home.  It gives the illusion
that your life is more interesting than it really is.
		-- C. Schultz

"Deep" is a word like "theory" or "semantic" -- it implies all sorts of
marvelous things.  It's one thing to be able to say "I've got a theory",
quite another to say "I've got a semantic theory", but, ah, those who can
claim "I've got a deep semantic theory", they are truly blessed.
		-- Randy Davis

DEFAULT:
	The hardware's, of course.

Default, n.:
	[Possibly from Black English "De fault wid dis system is you,
mon."] The vain attempt to avoid errors by inactivity.  "Nothing will
come of nothing: speak again." -- King Lear.
		-- Stan Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary"